#keira rambles

[jbdforspence]

Rmember when I made like SCU headcanons or some shit (Smosh Cinematic Universe)? Well some of y’all really liked that and I’m getting chosen lore brainrot after the live so I’m making another for purely chosen lore 🥰🥰

Disclaimer: these are all my headcanons, unless I like say or some shit all of this is being made up in my brain because I think it’s cool or whatever, don’t take this as fact at all but like u can also headcanon what I’m saying bro idk 💀😭😭

Bro my ass essentially made my own fucking story or fanfic plot or whatever 😭😭😭

Also this shit is a long ass ramble so if u don’t wanna bother just be known one of the headcanons is that Shayne and Spencer’s chosen are in a purely romantic relationship ❤️ (SOMEONE BETTER MAKE A FANFIC OF THEM)

Okay… so getting the most important chosen thing out of the way, chosen is not bullshitting, the chosen all have real powers and shit and are from different dimensions, doesn’t mean they aren’t also loser awkward virgins though they’re still that but just are also powerful Jedi mfs lmao

Now for the next one I’m gonna use into the spiderverse as a good example. All dimensions have a Spider-Man, however not all Spider-Man are Peter Parker, while he still exists in some of those dimensions, like Gwen’s.

So, all dimensions have a chosen, however there are different chosen in different dimensions (if the chosen is played by a different cast member it’s not the same chosen, except mb Olivia’s we’ll get to that 💀) and a person who is chosen in one dimension won’t be chosen in another. Let’s use the chosen who faps, that chosen is that dimension’s Chanse, in that dimension Chanse is chosen.

Now you may IMMEDIATELY be thinking abt the main chosen, Shayne Topp and the chosen are from the same dimension. Well this is my most controversial headcanon, Shayne’s chosen is NOT from our dimension. But then who is our dimension’s chosen? ANTHONY PADILLA.

Anthony was a chosen, but then fapped or something (I have faint memories of the funeral roast) and is like calamity chosen and shit and no longer chosen. This is what attracted Shayne’s chosen to our dimension, as an incredibly powerful chosen he was drawn to this dimension as it completely lacked any chosen.

Oh yh and u may be thinking “but the main chosen’s name is Spencer Agnew… so he’s not Shayne Topp…” you think your parents are gonna give you the same name in every dimension buddy? You might not even have the same parents!

Anyways main chosen is stunned by our world as to how unchosen it is (normalised gooning) and comes here a bunch to try and change that, he also looks for some form of way to get his presence known on some kind of public platform, which is where smosh/smosh Vegas comes into play. (Where he was first introduced)

This is now a side headcanon: Smosh Vegas was this event hosted by Smosh to get unknown talent onto the channel to have their chance at possible success in some form of entertainment route for their future, which is where all these new characters (a lot of which we never see again coz it was for just that event and they didn’t gain much traction or popularity or whatever, bleeding into real life here). Smosh mostly picked weird and wacky individuals, think like reality tv show casting 💀, so the chosen most obviously got accepted onto Vegas.

Now I have not fact checked this but I’m pretty sure the chosen was the only character introduced in Vegas who came back afterwards, he was also one of the few in more than one video. I’d say he found success in entertainment, the audience loved him he could’ve gone on to do his own thing and shit, but he stayed with Smosh.

This is where my headcanons start to get really silly and in fanfic territory or whatever. Why did the chosen stay with Smosh? Well it’s a great public outlet for getting his ideas out there, they (us) loved him! But he also stayed due to other reasons. The chosen knows about Anthony, that’s why he’s here in the first place of course he knows what happened. But Anthony was long gone and presumed never coming back when the chosen came, so staying at smosh because of Anthony would be a stupid idea.

No, there was something else at smosh… SOMEONE. Charles Spencer Agnew, more commonly known as Spencer Agnew. They had almost the exact same name while not being variants of each other, the chosen couldn’t think that was just due to coincidence!! He believed it was some kind of sign and decided to stay to investigate what it meant. This is also why the chosen and Spencer are in heaps of vids together (…early on at least 👀)

Okay so now we’ve gotten the silly origin story out of the way and this is already like the longest post I’ve ever made 😭😭😭

The chosen begins to host Chosen Multiverses. This is a common chosen practice to see which chosen are strongest, the chosen just decided to start hosting it in our dimension as 1. Public platform and 2. This universe has no chosen so 5 chosen being there benefits.

An important part about these competitions!!! I believe this is canon coz it was mentioned once, when you win a chosen multiverse you are upgraded to “the chosen” over just being “chosen”, meaning Shayne, Spencer, Ian and Angela’s chosen are all the chosen.

Anyways here’s the silly part that’s inspired this and has ao3 vibes. The first multiverse is where we meet Spencer, Jackie and mb Courtney’s (idk if they did a tntl bit first but oh well!) chosen for the first time. Also Noah who thankfully canonically doesn’t have a chosen as he’s actually some merch ad and not a real chosen 😘.

Main chosen is truly stunned by Spencer’s chosen… as they are equal in power. Main chosen has never come across anyone close to his power, which is also why Spencer’s chosen comes back all the time. Now we also already established that Shayne and Spencer’s chosen are NOT THE SAME PERSON, and are variants of their respective cast members. So this brings us to the main headcanon for why I made this:

Shayne and Spencer’s chosen are romantically attracted to one another and have a purely romantic relationship.

Now the chosen is canonically not asexual (Shayne said in a Lego stream), I’m not here to headcanon sexuality stuff but I do agree with this and they’re constantly battling their urge to fap and shit coz of their Jedi duty .

Anyways the chosen already isn’t straight coz he canonically sucked Tim’s dick in the matrix (don’t ask) so when u think abt it not very far fetched ❤️

Anyways this brings us to the actual fuckinng livestream Jesus I’m so sorry for the LENGTH of this ramble

If you remember the trailer, it starts as Anthony hitting his head and having a “dream sequence”. Guys let me cook with this next one cos I’m proud lowkey: as Anthony is a chosen anomaly, he still kinda has powers, and the whole sitcom is a micro dimension created by Anthony’s brain after his accident that 3 chosen venture into to contain and eliminate it from existence. This is also why they kinda break the 4th wall in the script and stuff and almost spectate the whole live because they are aware that it’s fake.

Not really too sure what to think of the weed thing btw 💀 anyways yh so chosen!shayne x chosen!spencer canon plsplsplsssss

Also they’re teaching Trevor’s chosen btw that’s why the bring him (yet to be ready for a multiverse, which also btw I was 100% expecting him to be in this years multiverse, like I was thinking the lineup would be him and Arasha over Spencer and Courtney) and Shayne and Spencer’s chosen are dealing with it coz they’re the most powerful.

Uuhhh yeah cool so sorry u had to read all that lmao I probably missed some stuff like loopholes or whatever, I’d love to answer questions in the comments in shit so yh!

Ps: someone make a fucking fanfic of chosen Spencer and chosen Shayne PLEASE

Oh yh I also forgot to mention normal Spencer chosen by proxy and Olivia’s chosen but oh well they weren’t important…

[butt3rflym1lk]

New username!!

ra1nbow-0nyx -> sunr1se-surpr1ze

[walshball]

Love that Keira and Georgia have basically been adopted by the Austrians!

[nathanbates]

Just thinking about how cool the relationship between Padme (Natalie Portman) and Sabe (Keira Knightley) in The Phantom Menace feels to me. I’m sure there’s a whole detailed backstory for the two of them on Wookipedia but idgaf. It’s how it goes largely unspoken that makes it feel so special.

“Queen Amidala” is a role that both of these girls occupy and seem to have developed together over time. They have specific mannerisms they adopt whenever they swap in and out of it, yet both of them get a chance to voice similar concerns for the well being of their people in more private moments (while still not breaking character.)

Also, it’s Sabe who addressed the Galactic Senate. That means that along with being Padme’s handmaiden, she must have also been taught the history of the galaxy’s political scene, and trained to maneuver it.

Again, I’m sure there’s a whole history for these two characters readily available somewhere online but I don’t really care to look it up. The need to specify every single aspect of this fictional universe is one of the reasons I eventually turned away from it. Sometimes it’s better to let the fans speculate and form their own conclusions in their minds.

One last thing, Sabe is standing behind the main characters at the end of the movie, largely hidden in a cloak but smiling on. How many victories have been shared by these two girls while only one is allowed to step into the spotlight? How many times has Padme been the one who looked on from behind the crowd?

[ceasarslegion]

If someone who grew up with a dog tells you they think certain breed is the best it is totally objective and unbiased. The fact i grew up with a black labrador has nothing to do with how i think labradors are the best dog breed and the black ones are the prettiest. Theyre entirely separate from each other. The fact that i had that dog from 6 years old to 22 has nothing to do with how i think large water dogs are the most fun to be around. Or how i think dogs who are powered by tail wags and zoomies are the best addition to a household

[flaming-toads]

❤️🧡🤍🩷💜A WLW ASK MEME❤️🧡🤍🩷💜 List the top 10 ladies you’ve been obsessed with Ever Of All Time! Then send this on to 5 sapphic mutuals 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Okay, lemme think there are so many!! Oh gosh!!

1.) Jamie Lee Curtis: A horror icon, I love her and her wit! And of course her looks of disgrace!

2.) Angela Bassett: I feel like this one is self explanatory. 👀 Have you seen her? Heard her voice?

3.) Jessica Lange: Put her next to Angela because they devoured their scenes in AHS. You best believe.

4.) Danai Gurira: Gods help me… Her smile, have you seen it? I've perished and came back as a zombie. (Get it? Because TWD? lol)

5.) Missy Elliot: No one does it like her. She's in a league of her own in entertainment! Thank you very much!!

6.) Glenn Close: She is that bitch!! And by bitch, the evil lady in a lot of movies I was obsessed with growing up.

7.) Queen Latifah: The rom-com Goddess of childhood. She stays in my mind and heart. <3

8.) Carla Gugino: My love for her started as a youngster, loved her in Spy Kids lol. More so now she's in more thrillers!

9.) Julie Andrews: I mean… who hasn't been a little obsessed with Julie Andrews at some point of their life? Have you by chance seen Victor/Victoria? Let's talk about it!

10.) Maggie Smith: My Shakespearean dream girl right there!! FOREVER AND ALWAYS I will watch anything and everything she's in!

[maegfen]

Just casually thinking about how Aidan and Keira likely have matching scars and that Aidan probably panics thinking about Rachel/ Elly running into a situation where she could get her own (but doesn't survive the encounter...)

[mr-and-mr-mitchell]

Spare the rod, reward the right-back

After the stresses and pressure of the World Cup, Lucy's lover decides to reward and spoil her amazing right-back.

[moonfromearth]

200 Followers Celebratory CC Free Sim Dump!!

It's honestly so amazing to me that somehow I made it to 200 followers! You're all so sweet and I appreciate everyone that's taken the time to interact with my posts and I promise I have new stuff in the works that'll be released soon 😉

So, I did this poll to see what everyone would want and it was so fun to hear from so many people thank you everyone who voted! Sim dump was the clear winner!!

Anyway, included are eight cc free young adult sims! They all have set skills and careers because I think it's fun but you can do whatever you want with them as long as you don't change skintones (bonus information about each below the cut as a "guide" because I like coming up with their characters)! I also had too much fun picking out likes and dislikes so... There are a lot 😬

P.S. If in the library it shows up as having cc I swear there isn't any I don't know why my game likes to mark it as having cc even when there isn't I'm sorry for any confusion.

Feel free to tag me if you ever use them and I hope you enjoy!! 😁😁

Download Link [Google Drive]

[Sim info below cut!!]

Parker Daley - Friend of the World, Erratic, Creative, Vegetarian - Bubbly and eccentric Parker is the life of any party! A fashion designer who loves anything "stylish" (which is just anything she likes, pretty much). Parker is completely unpredictable which makes her an interesting companion. A city girl all the way.

Lilah Dumas - Computer Whiz, Cheerful, Geek, Lazy Lilah is a very "you only live once" kind of person. She doesn't spend too much time dwelling on just about anything, and will drop whatever doesn't bring her joy in a heartbeat. As such she was determined to make one of her hobbies into a career, and amassed a decent following for herself as a streamer.

Raj Pandey - Fabulously Wealthy, Perfectionist, Mean, Self-Assured Raj grew up always knowing he'd join the family business, and the atmosphere of wealth and status, as well as the most expensive education obtainable, has turned him into a stuck up character. He appreciates a well crafted insult. In fact, he's not averse to the occasional argument debate (as long as he wins). Despite these traits he's managed to get himself adopted into a group of friends who, though often annoy him, have become an important part of his life.

Sonny Oswald - Friend of the Animals, Socially Awkward, Animal Enthusiast, Neat Sonny is a sweetheart and I love him. Awkward and shy, he's more comfortable around farm animals and plants than he is around people. Only is closest friends get to see how kind and fun he can be. One day he'll move out to the countryside and start is own farm, but for now he's working his way through the gardening career (baby steps, right?).

Lucas Esparza - Nerd Brain, Noncommittal, Bookworm, Adventurous Lucas's two goals in life are to gain infinite amounts of knowledge for himself and leave a trail of broken hearts as he travels the world to get said knowledge. That makes it sound like he's a horrible person which is because... Well he is, but who doesn't need a villain in their game? I'm sure he has his good qualities, however, I honestly love him for being the absolute handful he is.

Keira McDaniel - Painter Extraordinaire, Gloomy, Maker, Music Lover A bit of a "tortured artist" character who enjoys spending hours painting/crafting in her studio with music playing constantly, blocking out the rest of the world. Keira is very sensitive, and feels the emotional weight of everything around her very intensely, channeling it into her art.

Joslyn Lancaster - Country Caretaker, Loves the Outdoors, Athletic, Glutton Joslyn is a very meat and potatoes kind of gal. She lives for the simple things in life, working the ranch, riding horses, and a good meal. It's never occurred to her that there might be more to life, and the world, outside of the ranch, because what more could she need?

Gabrielle "Gabby" Moran - Leader of the Pack, Insider, Snob, Cat Lover Gabby is a fine and polished young woman, growing up in a life of luxury, and the champion English rider in town. She's very aware that she is the best at something, and it's boosted her confidence (*cough* ego) to astronomic levels. Quite the gossip, she loves to be out with friends, gossiping about the latest scandal, but when not there she's tending to her horse and preparing for her next competition. Despite the facade of the popular mean girl she puts up, Gabby cares very deeply about horses and her career, and takes it very seriously. She also loves spending time with the barn cats when they're around.

[glitterghost]

Not me (finally) buying a physical copy of 2005's Pride & Prejudice because I don't trust streaming companies to not take away whatever digital version I might purchase.

(Okay, yeah, it's totally me!)

[butt3rflym1lk]

Off to a con today!! I'm cosplaying humanized Master Shake and I am super excited!! 🥤✨

[dracowars]

i've seen the new little mermaid live-action movie and i need to share my thoughts because i simply can't stop thinking about it!! i truly had my concerns about this movie - not because of the casting, but because ariel is one of my favorite disney princesses and i didn't want them to butcher the beautiful story (as they did with mulan, my favorite disney princess + movie, yeah we don't talk about this, let's just pretend it never happened). however, i was more than impressed after leaving the cinema and i catch myself thinking about it ever since. halle bailey did a phenomenal job in portraying the little mermaid, she made her her own version and i absolutely loved it. her acting was spot on and her singing?! don't even get me started, she's just an icon. it just felt so surreal to see my childhood heroine finally come to life on the big screen. the child in me was soooo incredibly happy to see a 'real' mermaid <3

and, obviously, i'm a huge simp for prince eric aka jonah hauer-king now. admittedly, i didn't see him as eric when i first saw the trailers because the original prince eric is just THAT male disney character yk. but let me tell you: he has me in a chokehold. he's constantly on my fyp and i'm so glad he is because i just love that man so freaking much. he deserves the whole world. there is just something different about your childhood crush coming to life!!

and bro, their chemistry?! i freaking bLUSHED, all giggly and kicking my feet in the cinema with only kids surrounding me 😭 that man made me feel things and i definitely need them to have another movie as a couple because they SERVED! (the little mermaid 2??) never seen such a good chemistry between two characters, i'm so in love with both of them 🩷 also their interviews?? oh god they make me so happy

i'm still not happy with some of the changes they made (the sisters!? confusing af). they could have done better with her dresses (where is the beautiful pink dress duh) and i'm not at all happy that they didn't include one of my favourite scenes from the original... but other than that, i think this will easily become one of my new comfort movies because i literally can't stop thinking about it, smiling and giggling. i even ordered their funkos okay i'm such a freaking simp i sometimes can't stand myself lmao i'm even thinking about adding eric to the list of characters i write for that's how bad it is

anyway, go watch the movie if you haven't already!!! personally, i think it is VERY MUCH worth it. thank you for coming to my ted talk and i definitely won't shut up about this movie any time soon 🥺🥰 (watch me reblog every tiny post i see about them hihi)

[georgeinamerc]

Okay now that we won, I have to say the referee is beautiful🧎🏻‍♀️

[silvcrignis]

“MAN, I don’t know... Seems like a LOT of people just don’t realise me knowing BLOOD magic means as long as there is blood in your body no matter what you ARE I could just decide all your blood cells should just explode or eat themselves or dissolve  their ATOMS & that’s it. That’s the end of the ROAD. You’re fucking over with... & you don’t even wanna start getting into the SHADOW magic discussion. So like I would ADVISE against upsetting me.” 

[malewifehenrycooldown]

just a small heads up i have changed my self ships with Kronya and Kusuna into oc x canon ships respectively bc i think it's a little more interesting in pairing them with an oc.

additionally i really, really want to pair klaus up with an oc (yes the oc is part of the silva family that i was talking about before)

[mr-and-mr-mitchell]

Not been said here but I fucking Love Lucy Bronze and the Lionesses.

Final Here We Come!