#knight life

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

So Neo won the poll so Adrian likes her instantly so now we do the reverse since Neon got the lowest vote. How would Neon react if her boyfriend's nephew didn't like her at first?

Saphron: Okay, here's Adrian! Take care!

Saphron: *Leaning in very close to Jaune* If my baby gets hurt I will put so much hurt down on you it'd make the Beowolves Blush.

Saphron: Have fun you two!

Jaune: uh ... B-

Neon:Me an' Jay-Jay will be cool! Have a nice night! Cya!

Neon: *Turning to Adrian* now look at you Wittle Guy~ Aren't you just the sweetest thing! Oh I could eat you Up!

Adrian:

Neon: Not impressed, Huh? Well we've got a whole night for you to see just how cool I am!

Jaune: Please don't push too him too hard.

Neon: I'm gonna push him.

~~~~~

Neon: Hey Adrian~ I got us a couple candies! Your Uncle doesn't have to know!

Adrian: ...

Neon: C'mon! you can pick whatever you want!

Adrian: ...

Neon: Okay. No Candy.

~~~~~

Jaune: What on are you doing?

Neon: Putting Gravity Dust on his toy so it can float!

Jaune: I don't think that's a good Idea.

Neon: Why not?

*The Toy floats to the ceiling*

Adrian: ... *Sniffle*

Jaune: Don't cry Adrian! it'll be fine!

Jaune: Get that down off the Ceiling! *Adrian begins wailing* Everything's Gonna be fine!

~~~~~

Neon: *Holding a baby carrot* Here Comes the-

Adrian: *Grabs it out her hand, Eats it quickly*

Neon: Hey! He ate for me!

Jaune, not wanting to tell her he does that when he's mad at a person: Well, the- the thing is ...

~~~~~

Neon: *Holding Adrian* Love me.

Adrian: Eh.

Neon: Love me!

Adrian: Eh!

Neon: LOVE ME!

Adrian: EH!

~~~~~

Jaune: Okay little guy, it's time for bed.

Neon: *Shakily* We- We could let him stay up for a little bit?

Jaune: You know not everyone will like you.

Neon: I know that! A lot of people think I'm annoying! He's different!

Jaune: Why?

Neon: Because he's your family! What if him not liking me means your mom won't, or your Dad won't, and that makes you - You're a good guy but - like - I-

Jaune: Honey, I ran away from home to go to beacon. I got to live my dream- I'm doing it right now, and right now, You're a part of my Dream. I love you, and even if anyone else got upset over it, I'd defend you.

Neon: ... You're a sweet talker.

Jaune: And you're sweet~

Neon: ... Go put Adrian to bed. You wanna cuddle after this?

Jaune: Sure.

[intooned]

A cozy place to be, all I'm sayin'.

[didyoutrydynamite]

Jaune: *Puts his arms around Neon* Hey babe. You feeling like doing some adult stuff~?

Neon: *Seductively giggles* Anything particular in mind, Big Guy?

Jaune: Just that I want to do it on the kitchen table.

Neon: Oh consider me very interested. ❤

15 minutes later...

Jaune/Neon: *Going over their bills and monthly payments at the kitchen table*

Neon: *With a grumpy look on her face* You think you're so clever, don't you?

Jaune: No. I do think I'm quite charming though. Do you see the electrical bill anywhere?

[rwac96]

Shipping Name Question

Comment the reason for your choice, or place it in a reblog. Remember to reblog to spread it around.

[ultima-waffle]

I got a sword today. It isn’t my first, but it’s my first European style sword. I’m gonna buy a knight helmet. I took sexy photos with my sword already and it was fulfilling. I’m sure it’s not super high quality but it’ll be fun for photos and practice in my yard as I’d like to learn European martial arts soon.

[awfulhorrid]

Keith Knight's The Knight Life in 2011 explains the Prosperity Gospel rather well here.

Image description: Three panel comic with two black characters. The first (Keith's self in the strip) wears a hat and an earring and is rather skinny. The second is fatter and wears a grey business suit.

First panel

Keith: How is a religious-themed bank gonna help me save more money?

Banker: The higher your balance, the closer you are to Heaven!!

Second panel

Banker: The lower it is, the closer you'll be to the -- > ahem < other place!!

Last panel

Keith: So you do it through fear & guilt!!

Banker: If it ain't broke, why fix it!!

[teigantulsie]

I found this picture from last summer. For a few weeks I'd sit outside, listening to old radio mystery theatres while working away at derusting my gauntlets. And sometimes my dog Juno would come outside and join me.

Just a knight and his faithful hound.

[eaotheelf]

Ser Alric the Brave.

[gia-batmm-crickle22]

"Never mess with our child."

[enchanted-arms]

Another year, another me

[itsbrucey]

Big fan of sun motifs in characters not necessarily being about positivity and happiness and how they're so " bright and warm" but instead being about fucking brutal they are.

Radiant. A FORCE of nature that will turn you to ash. That warmth that burns so hot it feels like ice. Piercing yellow and red and white. A character being a Sun because you cannot challenge a Sun without burning alive or taking everything down with them if victorious.

[didyoutrydynamite]

Neon: Hey, are you hungry? I can make us some mac and cheese with cut up hotdogs if you want.

Jaune: I am so insanely attracted to you right now.

[greenteaandtattoos]

A traditional "knight saves the princess" story except at the end, the princess sighs and goes, "I suppose you want my hand in marriage as a reward" and the knight goes, "Oh, no, I'm just new in town and wanted to make friends but I've got really bad social anxiety" and the princess is like, "Rad, because I was never gonna fall in love with you" and they live happily ever after as besties (they're both aroace).

[queerbaitesque]

[theblogofsirgawain]

Candid: Gryngolet and I bedazzled for the journey