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lazywriter-artist · 1 year
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Time for some character headcanons!!!
I've been storing these on a discord server for the last few months and now I can drown you all with them.
Josuke + Okuyasu headcanon:
Josuke always claims he is 'waiting for the right one' when asked about dating, describing someone who makes him feel happy to be around them, they get along great, and can fight but still love one another
Not realizing he is exactly describing his relationship w/Oku and exactly how he feels about oku cause he is a silly little aro/ace spec bean bby (Probably demi or gray)
Okuyasu & keicho:
Keicho and Okuyasu are very close to one another due to their experiences in childhood, and while keicho is a bit agressive towards his brother due to not knowing how to cope with his anger he still is very protective of Okuyasu, so anyone threatening Oku receives an immediate death sentence. Be it because they're trying to kill them or someone scolding oku as the brothers don't do well with being shouted at.
Jotaro headcanons:
There are few people jotaro will let make contact with him without a very close connection, example his mom and even then he is adverse to the touch, but one being stands above all the rest. One man can invade his personal space (within reason) beyond all set boundaries and jotaro would give gruff 'yare yare' and carry on.
Who is it?
Polnareff.
That man could sit in joots lap and cry into his shoulder while sobbing in French, a move anyone else would be hospitalized for, and jotaro would sigh with a 'good grief' and hold him like a baby so they didn't fall over
Your standard jotaro chart of may I touch:
Jotaro with strangers- NO TOUCH
Jotaro with people he has met - 2 second Hand shake only or death.
Jotaro with friends - you may touch me slightly more then usual.
Jotaro with close friends or family - *a singular 3 second hug is allowed*
Jotaro with polnareff - You are allowed to sit on my lap while we drive in the car and you lay out all over me while sobbing in French about how some girl smacked you for winking at her. No one else.
Polnareff in part 4
Pol:OIII!!! JOJOOO!!! *tackle hugs jotaro hugging and platonically smooching him*
Jotaro: *yare yare daze*
Josuke, conufsed: is- is jotaro dating that guy?? Isnt he married???
Jospeh, a small chortle: no! Haha, jotaro is gay and polnareff is french.
Josuke: I-
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Dio minion headcanons
A lot of dio's entourage is queer in some way. A few being trans as they were attracted to the idea of the vampire powers getting rid of parts and replacing them with more appropriate ones
Vanilla Ice and pucci are two trans men, though Ice came to Dio and had him use his vampiric powers for transiton
Meanwhile pucci had received conventional top surgery.
Dio is rather oblivious to modern medicines and thus doesn't really know what the hell top surgery is
So when showing off his scars and explaining them to some of the other trans folk of Dio's mansion, Dio notices and is livid. Confused and demanding to know who gave him these scars.
Pucci explains his doctor at which dio snaps back with an 'I knew healthcare professionals were evil' followed by silence and a small explanation of top surgery to dio.
I also like the idea Dio doesn't fully realize and understand the concept of trans.
He fully supports his minions in switching around parts and things, cause like same he cut off his adoptive brothers head and graphed his head onto it, shapeshifting is a thing he can use so why not use it?
He just doesn't connect they're trans, he just figures they like using his cool abilities like him lol
The d'arby brothers are from deep down south in Louisiana. Why? Bc I like the idea. I also really like the idea of Terence making Jumbo and other foods for Dio's minions and things.
Hol horse is from texas and is very sweet cowboy man, his family owns a farm :) he has a horse named buttercup and he loves buttercup
Vanilla is from like....Wyoming or some made up state like that. Silly little freak. Like Massachusetts. He is giving Massachusetts. Idk y he just is.
Hol horse is the oblivious supportive uncle. the others are all off waving their pride flags at a pride parade and hol horse is there with his texan flag just happy to be included lol. He also give out hugs when he gets dragged to pride parades, he is happy to be there UvU.
General stand headcanons
Stands have shown being directly connected to their user, some more so then others (I.E. Kira's stand 'sheer heart attack' is shown to directly affect the right hand it is connected to when attacked)
THUS meaning people who's stands damn near directly correlate with their body's, say killer queen or the world, if you were to squish their faces this would effect the user. (In this case kira or dio)
Bc this opens up a whole new range of Partner affection, not to mention the hilarious possibility of scenes like so
*sitting next to killer queen, looks around for kira. Very swiftly swishes the stands face*
*violent footsteps approach*
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kxjostarr · 1 month
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rejectshumanity asked: "You just think you can come up here and do whatever you damn please, don't you?" 
Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 4
Jotako didn't answer his question as she bit down on a peach and watched his curtains burn after she flicked a lit cigarette at it. Ruining another persons home wasn't something that she would normally do, however it was an exception when it came to Dio. She didn't care how expensive it was, if it belonged to him; she was going to find a way to screw it up.
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" Mr. Beehive tried to put poison in a drink that I told him to make, so I had Star Platinum break his hand. He's going to be useless to you for a while."
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rainbowchaox · 1 month
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What I want in Death Mark 3 (VERY DELUSIONAL)
1) I want Mashita and Yashiki to be the only ones to return. (Maybe Daimon but that’s my bias). Death mark 2 was fun but the cast was too big and I know the fans would love to have Yashiki and Mashita back.
2) I want them to met the cast of NG. Primarily Kijima so we can fully have him be lowkey adopted by Mashita and Yashiki and team up to deal with spirits. Better yet if Kijima is convinced they are romantically together.
3) Mashita and Yashiki should be the main victims of the fan disservice. We been asking this for years.
4) Have Mashita be in serious danger for a case so Yashiki has to save him. (Again make Mashita be in the fan disservice. We are begging you.) We care so much about their relationship and about Mashita.
5) There’s a trend of what the spirits are based on. I recommend going the full queer horror aspect. We had some queer horror storylines with Hanahiko and Hanako of the toliet. (Better yet if we get some concrete like confirmation that Mashita and Yashiki are some sort of queer if not they are legit together).
6) I personally want that fanon idea of Mashita slowly like moving into the Kujo Mansion like a feral cat. By the end he is full on roommates with Yashiki.
7) I would kill for like a social links system to bond you with whatever characters. And has one of the social links scene is Yashiki and Mashita drinking.
8) More growth on like Yashiki spirtual sensitivity. I was sorta thinking having ghostly visions and having to point and click certain areas for clues or connect information. I like to call it Spiritual Investigation.
9. I want Mashita to get possessed and he is so angry that he forces the spirit to leave his body.
10. I personally want a ghost that is based on a leech. Because I’m terrified of them.
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linkemon · 8 months
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Confession headcanons 1
Friendly reminder that English is not my first language. You can check my Masterlists both in English and Polish here.
AN (it's very hard to keep up with haiku syllables in English but I'm trying my best to modify my orginal poetry).
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Kamisato Ayato
✧ When the head of the Kamisato clan accepted the arranged marriage proposal, you were devastated. You've always known that being togehter was only dream. After all, compared to his social standing, you were nothing. And yet the little moments when he stayed with you after work just to see you, talked to you even though he kept other people away and subtle flirtations made you give yourself hope.
✧ By betting everything on one card, you left him a note. If he wanted a future with you, he was supposed to show up behind the mansion in the evening. If not, you will forget everything and leave. To your disappointment, he didn't show up. The news of his imminent wedding the next morning broke your heart. You were going to leave quietly during the ceremony.
✧ Perhaps it was Sayu who informed Thoma that you were leaving. The boy came running to assure you that Ayato loves you. He thought so. You told him about the letter, to which he replied that he had seen a similar envelope carried by the bride this morning. You weren't sure what that could mean but you had to confirm your feelings before you left.
✧ That's how you found yourself under the sacred tree, surrounded by guests, loudly announcing to stop the ceremony. Everyone heard your confession. Ayaka melted (although she shouldn't, given her status) hearing it, and many people followed suit. But you were only looking at the man of your dreams.
✧ Ayato slowly walked over to you, grabbed your hand and laughed. This whole wedding was just a farce he planned with the Shuumatsuban members to catch the bride's father. She herself was privy to everything and gave him your letter. He had to go to plan B but it all worked out.
✧ You've always known that Ayato was a man who kept his low profile and kept up appearances. So when he proposed what seemed like a misalliance, knelt down in front of you and said it was a pity to waste the party and that you could make it an engagement party, you were speechless. He will love you, protect you and make all your dreams come true. If you agree...
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Kaedehar Kazuha
✧ After Vision Hunt Decree was abolished, you didn't know what to do with yourself. According to Kujo Sara, creating a new division was going to take a long time, so you wandered around trying to keep yourself busy. An apology to Kazuha was something that barely crossed your mind. Especially since you sort of lost the chase after him.
✧ That's why your surprise peaked when he started spending time with you. As if out of habit, you searched for places where he appeared, and when you saw each other, he invited you to join him.
✧ Kaedehara was the one who fell in love first but feel harder. He was the first to confess his feelings to you with his haiku.
There my love for you
Delicate and yet constant
Awaiting answer
You denied your feelings. Staring into the distance, on the moored Alcor, he announced that he would respect your decision and left the deck. A few minutes passed before you ran after him. Just like in the old days when you wanted to arrest him. When you stood face to face, you didn't know what you wanted to say. So you kissed him because that was the first thing that came to mind. When you looked at his face, you knew immediately that he understood. He spoke with words, you with deeds but you found a common ground.
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Sucrose
✧ Having worked with Sucrose for a long time, you knew it would be hard to count on a confession from her. You were aware that she liked you. The girl was hopeless at hiding her love. She blushed at every little insinuation from Albedo that you might have something in common. You wanted to take matters into your own hands but Celestia apparently had other plans for you.
✧ During one of the experiments, the girl spilled a vial of not yet finished potion on herself. Unfortunately, the effect was completely different than intended. Usually a quiet and taciturn girl, now she couldn't stop talking. To her immense panic, all the things she would normally never say out loud. Among other things, how nervous she was about the whole situation, how stressed she was and that you are the smartest, kindest person she knows, that she appreciates how much you help her, that you have the most beautiful smile she has ever seen and that she probably loves you but she doesn't know for sure, she wanted to do some tests first but science seems to be helpless in this area...
✧ You had to reassure her for a long time and tell her that you felt the same as her. She couldn't bear the embarrassment when she finally drank the antidote. You kissed her forehead, telling her that it was actually your love experiment. She said she was going to sleep beet-red. You stayed by the fire but instead of really sleeping, Sucrose went over the day from start to finish, replaying everything step by step. Especially the kiss. You can be sure she'll still be thinking about something in the morning. This time, probably over whether you are officially a couple then...
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moodybluezzz · 9 months
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Sleepover - Rohan Kishibe x Reader
[Content: SFW, fluff, gender neutral Y/N, warning for description of nightmares/night terrors, fear, and Kira being creepy]
[Word count: 2.7k]
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How did I end up here? Standing on a mangaka's porch in the middle of the night?
You had lived in Morioh for your entire life - content with your peaceful, albeit lonely, routine. You found it surprisingly difficult to make friends in the small town, spending most of your time reading and drawing on your own instead. That is, until a year ago, when you crossed paths with a peculiar cast of characters and your life changed. You had recognized a few of the boys - Josuke, Okuyasu, and Koichi - since they attended school nearby and frequented many of the same shops and restaurants as you. However, your interest in the group spiked when you began hearing mutters of a killer on the loose, and strange beings known as "Stands" that held powers beyond your imagination. After running into the boys so many times, it began to feel as though fate was bringing you together somehow. One day you mustered the courage to start a conversation and managed to befriend the rowdy teens. From there you became part of the group, helping out however you could despite your lack of a Stand. As a result you also became familiar with Jotaro Kujo, a stoic man visiting Morioh to investigate the Stand Users, and Rohan Kishibe, a stubborn mangaka, each possessing Stands of their own and aiding in the mission.
From the start you couldn't help but find yourself drawn to Rohan, not only admiring his abilities but also seemingly tolerating his bold personality more than the rest of the group. Though you could admit he was a prick sometimes, you longed to get to know him even just a little more and felt comfortable around him nonetheless.
Now you were at Rohan's doorstep at 3am on a cold fall night, your arms wrapped tightly around yourself as you hoped that he heard your knocking. Ever since the fateful battle with Yoshikage Kira, you found yourself plagued with nightmares and a general nervousness about the town. It was as though Kira's evil spirit itself was haunting you. Tonight your nightmares were worse than usual, waking you terrified with no chance of falling back asleep. You hurried to the one person who was guaranteed to be awake at this hour - Rohan. Glancing nervously around the dark, you shuddered at the thought of some twisted Stand User leaping out of the darkness to torment you like Kira did to so many others. You knocked again, this time more frantic. Just as your mind began playing tricks on you in the darkness, Rohan opened the door. You leapt through the doorway, nearly into his arms, and he stepped back in surprise with an annoyed look.
"There must be a slumber party at my place tonight, did I miss the memo? Seriously, what are you doing, Y/N." He crossed his arms.
"I-I'm sorry, Rohan! It's just… I had a nightmare…"
"And you came here why?" Rohan stared at you skeptically.
"I thought… Maybe you would be able to help make sense of these dreams… You're into scary paranormal stuff, right?"
"Scary paranormal stuff. Right." He rolled his eyes. "Look, just close the door and come in." He sighed and started walking through his lavish living room and toward the kitchen. "Let's just sit down and chat." You followed carefully behind Rohan; All the lights were off due to the late hour. You had been here a few times before with the others but the mansion still never failed to impress you. You felt a brief wave of pity for Rohan, wondering if it ever got lonely living alone in such a big house.
At last you arrived at the kitchen, Rohan motioning for you to sit down at a candle-lit dining table. His sketchbook sat open in the flickering light - he must have been drawing before you arrived. He sat across from you, the warm light illuminating his face. He leaned down, resting his elbow on the table and his chin on his hand.
"So, tell me about these nightmares."
You did your best to describe the dreams, starting vaguely in worry that Rohan might not take you seriously. However, as you went on his expression changed to one of concern, inviting you to open up. You told him all about the horrors you faced at the hands of the Stand User in your dreams, the sleepless nights and the anxiety that washed over you as the sun set on Morioh each day. You stopped and sat in silence, shaken up by the mere memory of your nightmares. You fidgeted your hands nervously on the tabletop, before glancing up and meeting Rohan's deep green eyes. The candlelight made them shine brilliantly, and you couldn't help but get lost in them. You wondered what was going on in Rohan's mind as he stared into your soul. After a long moment you snapped out of it, averting your gaze and blushing.
"Stay here for the night." Rohan spoke firmly. "We can't have you running off in the middle of the night again. We have to get this fear out of you." You were shocked at his willingness to help you and ever-so-slightly excited. Rohan continued. "Your fear isn't irrational per say. We all remember what Yoshikage Kira did. But it's been a year since then and this paranoia can't go on. Maybe it'll help to get some rest knowing there's a Stand user in the house." He stood. "I'm going to make tea. If you want some, you can."
You watched as he swiftly brewed a small pot of tea, mesmerized by the way his body moved in the dim light. He was wearing a much more casual outfit than you were used to seeing, though it still reflected his extravagant fashion sense.
You wondered how many times he had done this, brewing tea for himself at some late hour to fuel his nighttime drawing sessions. Had he ever wished he had someone to share it with?
Rohan set two elegant teacups on the table and poured out some for each of you. "This will help you relax."
You waited for him to sit back down before taking a sip and sighing.
"This is the best tea I've ever had! Thank you, Rohan… Really…"
Rohan smirked. "It's just tea, nothing special." You were tempted to tell him it was special just for the fact he made it. However, you held back. You finished your tea quickly and Rohan set the dishes aside. "You should get to bed. I can see the exhaustion in your eyes."
You felt ever-so-slightly self conscious. "Where do you want me to sleep? I can take the couch if you'd like-"
"No, no. There's guest bedrooms upstairs. Let me show you the way."
You followed Rohan, hoping to finally enjoy a restful sleep. He opened a door just up the stairs and flicked on the light.
"Go on. Now get some sleep. My bedroom is right next door if you need to know where the bathroom is or something." You thanked him and he closed the door, leaving you alone. The room was decorated plainly yet elegantly, and the bed was made perfectly as though no one had ever slept in it. Maybe they hadn't. You shut off the light and plopped down on the mattress.
It's even softer than I expected!
Rohan was right - you must have really needed to catch up on rest. And you did feel safer knowing he was right next door. You fell asleep the moment your head hit the pillows.
Darkness.
A path lit only by flickering yellow streetlights.
Walking past rows of identical townhouses. This is Morioh.
Your footsteps echoing through the night.
Why are you here?
Footsteps that are not your own.
Running.
Faster footsteps. He's behind you.
Hands grabbing you from behind. Holding you back.
Can't turn around but you know who is there.
The figure of a creature emerging from the darkness ahead. A Stand.
Piercing pink eyes tearing into your soul. Gloved hands reaching out for you.
Kicking, screaming to no avail, screaming for Rohan. Help me, Rohan! He's got me!
He's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind.
"Y/N! Y/N, stop! You need to wake up!"
You finally came to, Rohan struggling to hold you still with a frustrated expression. You were kicking and screaming and begging Kira to let you go. You gradually processed what was happening and burst into tears, giving in and clinging to Rohan desperately. He was silent and still for a moment, before hesitantly resting his arms around you. You buried your face in his chest and gripped his back, not caring if he pushed you away and scolded you. However, Rohan stayed still and silent, taken aback by the sudden contact. He slowly wrapped his arms around you, searching for the right words.
"Just… breathe. You're safe, I promise." Your sobs gradually grew more sparse and eventually stopped altogether. You looked up at Rohan, your face hot and tear-stained. Something in his expression changed as he looked down at you.
Without a word he got up, grabbing your hand and guiding you off the bed and to your feet.
"Come to my room. Let me help you." You rubbed your eyes and followed him out of the room and into his own, looking over your shoulder into the darkness of the house every so often. You could just make out the shape of Rohan's bed in the darkness. He sat down near the pillows and patted the spot in front of him. Once you joined him, he reached out and put his hands on your trembling shoulders.
"I didn't want to have to jump to this, but let me use my Stand to help you. Heaven's Door can erase all of this." You shuddered. You were present when Rohan used his Stand in the past - a clever yet invasive power. He had noticed how much it intimidated you and avoided using it on you until now. You gulped.
"It will only take a moment, and when you open your eyes everything will be okay."
You scooted closer to Rohan and nodded, closing your eyes. He focused his gaze on you and whispered.
"Heaven's Door!"
Your consciousness faded as Rohan laid you down and opened your mind like a book. You felt… vulnerable. But at this point you didn't mind. As long as you were in Rohan's hands, everything was okay.
It felt like only an instant passed before you opened your eyes. Your mind felt unexplainably clearer. You looked up at Rohan, who was sitting beside you, his legs hanging off the side of the bed.
"...I made some edits. I didn't completely wipe your memory of the dreams - I didn't want you waking up wondering how you ended up in my bed. That would've been a pain to explain. But you won't be having any more. Okay?"
You nodded, relieved. It was as though your fear was erased - literally.
Rohan gazed off into the darkness for a long moment.
"...Why are you so intrigued by me?"
In your panic you had completely forgotten that Heaven's Door allowed Rohan to read all of your thoughts - and you had no doubt he did some snooping. You hesitated to answer. There was just something about Rohan - his attitude, his outfits, his talent, the way he directed his dry jokes at you when you were with the others because he seemed to know you'd get it the most. You knew there was more to him than the cold front he put up in public, and you wanted to find it. And you had to admit, he was attractive…
"Heh. I guess I didn't have to ask. I bet right now you're thinking of the very things I already saw." You scrambled for an excuse before Rohan reached down and turned your chin toward him. You blushed hard and stared into his eyes, their emerald hue just visible in the dark. He leaned down close.
"This is what you imagined I would do when we were in the kitchen, is it not?"
He so knew what he was doing to you, though he kept his poker face all the while. You couldn't deny you liked it deep down.
"Tell me." Rohan whispered firmly. You turned, facing away from him in embarrassment. You felt him lean over you, his face mere inches from yours.
"Your silence speaks volumes."
He pulled back and laid down on the other side of the large bed. Your heart raced as you debated whether to turn over and try to explain yourself or leave him be. You decided not to dig yourself into an even bigger hole, closing your eyes and focusing on getting back to sleep instead.
Just as you began to drift off, you felt a weight shift on the bed behind you, followed by a firm chest on your back and arms wrapping carefully around your body. You opened your eyes, wondering if you were dreaming.
"What are you doing, Rohan?" You mumbled tiredly.
The man was silent at first before leaning close to your ear. You could feel his warm breath on your neck - an indescribable sensation shooting down your body. You gasped quietly.
"I'm just going to protect you for the night. Don't get too excited." Rohan snuggled closer, spooning your whole body in his. "Besides, you wanted to be closer to me, right? Well now you are." He whispered smugly, a teasing tone in his voice.
You closed your eyes, taking in the feeling of Rohan's tall, slim body against yours.
You broke the silence. "There's just… Always been something that made me want to be special to you…"
Rohan was silent for a moment.
"You are special to me."
Your heart fluttered as you took in his words. Deep down you hoped he would say more, but he held back. Stubborn as always.
"...Goodnight, Y/N."
You fell asleep to the feeling of Rohan's hands running soothingly along your side, and up and down your arms. You had no dreams that night.
When you woke you were alone in the bed. You could hear the faint sound of dishes clinking in the kitchen downstairs. Rohan must have gotten up before you (unsurprisingly, the guy seemed to never sleep.) You laid there for a moment, enjoying the warm sunlight pouring through the windows and the lingering smell of Rohan's expensive cologne in the air. For a moment you had to ask yourself if last night was a dream. You sat up, realizing you hadn't brought a change of clothes.
Your eyes settled on Rohan's closet.
You opened the tall sliding doors to reveal a walk-in closet packed with designer clothes. You scanned through the shelves - some outfits you easily recognized, others you had never seen him wear at all. You settled on a comfy white sweater and pants to match. His clothes were ridiculously baggy on you due to your height difference, but they were certainly comfortable.
You headed downstairs to find Rohan finishing breakfast, two plates waiting on the table. He glanced up at the sound of your footsteps and his eyes widened.
"W-Where did you get those!?" You couldn't help but giggle at his surprised expression.
"I forgot to bring a change of clothes, I hoped you wouldn't mind," you said in a sweet but teasing tone. Rohan crossed his arms.
"Fine. Just sit down, your food is going to get cold." You swore you heard him mumble: "You're lucky you're cute."
A tense silence filled the room as you ate. How could you have gotten so up close and personal last night but feel so awkward now? Every once in a while Rohan stole a quick glance at you and your outfit; he must have thought you didn't notice but you most certainly did.
Finishing your food, you looked up at Rohan. "Thank you for helping me last night. Really. I slept better than I have in… Well… at least a year." Rohan kept his eyes on his plate, but you couldn't help but catch a blush cross his face.
"...Don't mention it."
Josuke and Okuyasu walked casually down the road as they headed home from school. Okuyasu perked up. "Hey, aren't we about to pass Rohan's house? I wonder what he's been up to."
Josuke frowned. "Oh yeah, you're right." I'd rather not know honestly... He quickened his steps before Okuyasu put a hand on his shoulder.
"Oi, Josuke! Isn't that Y/N over there?" Josuke looked up, spotting you walking home from Rohan's house.
Okuyasu squinted. "Since when did Y/N dress so fancy! Wait... Don't those clothes look familiar…?"
The two slowly turned to each other.
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I would have loved to have seen or have Yashiki's role within the Kujo household both past and future be explored because he clearly doesn't have attachment to the family name and even refers to this old home as "the Kujo mansion" yet he stays within that same empty mansion with all its empty rooms and cursed family lineage honestly aside from the fact that Mary resides in the mansion and he needs to make sure she doesn't wake up any faster than she already is, I think Yashiki is in deep grief and guilt over Saya's death and this is way to keep a connection to her (in my mind I can see him 'talking' or writing to saya in the quiet moments when he's at the mansion) and a way to keep her legacy going. It could be a fitting overarching theme for the series of "what do the living owe the dead?"
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starry-blue-echoes · 1 year
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AU Masterlist
The AUs will be sorted by what part they primarily take place in. AUs that have large impacts on many parts will have their own category. Some AUs may be subject to being moved around
Phantom Blood
Doctor Jonathan
Jonathan pursues a career as a doctor instead of an archaeologist, and this ends up influencing his descendants into all becoming doctors of varying kinds as a result
Vampiric Speedwagon
Speedwagon ends up being turned into a vampire by the stone mask and with his new powers swears to protect the Joestars to the best of his ability
Unlikely Acquaintance
Wammu and Santana wake up several years earlier and witness Jonathan’s fight with Dio at the mansion. They’re interested by this strange warrior who managed to fight a vampire with nothing but his own strength and intuition and rescue him from the flames. Everyone things Jonathan’s dead, and Jonathan in turn thinks everyone died in the fire
Bloody Memories
Upon his death, Jonathan wakes up a few weeks after Dio first moved in and is dead set on changing things
The Dog Doesn’t Die
Danny is a Stand User and no matter how hard he tries, Dio can’t manage to kill him and it’s slowly driving him insane
Mother’s Love
Dio’s mother cashes in George’s favour to escape Dario before her death and lives in the mansion. Dio and Jonathan end up becoming genuine friends
Battle Tendency
Honor Bound
Kars and Esidisi end up deciding to go back on the promise to fight Joseph before the poison rings kill him. Wammu disagrees with this and defects, opting to help Joseph and Co defeat them
Pillarmen Caesar
Instead of dying, Caesar gets turned into a Pillarmen
Smoltana
Instead of being the Pillarmen equivalent of Joseph’s age, Santana is “10″ years old
In Your Blood
George II was trained in Hamon and doesn’t die, however he gets convicted of murder so he, Lisa Lisa and Joseph all hide in Italy together. Joseph ends up being trained in Hamon since birth
Stardust Crusaders
Early Bird
Dio is freed years earlier and ends up kidnapping Jotaro, who is 6, to train him as his successor/weapon against the Joestars, as well as Kakyoin (also 6) and Polnareff (11) to be Jotaro’s “underlings.” Joseph and Holly do not agree with this and Avdol gets roped into the rescue
Hamon Crusader
Lisa Lisa taught Jotaro how to use Hamon, which ends up coming in very handy during the trip to Egypt
Caesar Lives
What it says on the tin. Caesar survives Battle Tendency and joins in on the Stardust Crusader Chaos. He gets a gun.
Exorcism
When Jotaro locks himself in jail, Pucci catches wind of it and “exorcises” his evil spirit. He then convinces Jotaro to come with him and meet Dio
Josuke Kujo
Josuke’s existence is discovered a few months before Stardust Crusaders because Tomoko was hospitalised. He ends up living with Holly and Jotaro for a while and gets sick alongside Holly
Smol Platinum
Star Platinum is now 6 inches tall, but is actually faster and stronger than canon
Shrimp Platinum
Star Platinum is a more aquatic based Stand with the ability to mimic the abilities and traits of any sea creature
Supernova
During the final fight in Egypt, everyone except Jotaro survives
Forget Me Not
Kakyoin and Jotaro are childhood friends, but Jotaro ended up getting in an accident causing him to lose all his memories. Years later when they reunite, Kakyoin thinks Jotaro just didn’t care and Jotaro doesn't understand why Kakyoin’s acting like this
Beauty and the Beast
Technically(?) a Stardust AU? But yeah, it’s Jotakak with Jotaro as the Belle and Kakyoin as the Beast
Diamond is Unbreakable
Hidden In Plain Sight
Koichi obtains Echoes without anyone realizing, leading to him figuring out Stands by himself. Koichi doesn’t know Josuke and Okuyasu have Stands either, which leads to both sides trying to keep the other out of the Stand Bullshit™
Army of Echoes
Koichi is able to summon each of the Echoes Acts as separate beings and simultaneously
Half the Power
Because the arrow wasn’t supposed to work, after Crazy Diamond heals him Koichi doesn’t get Echoes and can now only see and interact with Stands. On the plus side, he can use physical weapons against Stands to defend himself
Echoes Act 4
Koichi dies in the first encounter with Kira and ends up becoming an Echoes Act and an Independent Stand
Gamer Echoes
Echoes is a gamer. That’s it, that’s the AU
Hirose Twins
Echoes is a copy of Koichi’s consciousness and thinks Koichi is an impostor who stole his body. With the help of Rohan they’re finally able to communicate and share the body
Cult of the Diamond
Josuke accidentally starts a cult as a kid when he just wanted to use Crazy Diamond to fix people. Things rapidly get out a hand and the next thing they know, multiple Stands Users are getting involved to keep things going
Vanilla Nijimura
Vanilla Ice is the Nijimura’s father
Childhood Friends
A mashing of several AUs with their own spin. In which Dio kidnaps a Joestar to raise as a successor, however this time it’s a young Josuke, who is given the companion ship of the Nijimura Brothers (Vanilla Nijimura AU) and Koichi (Koichi Horse AU). There are two branches: Escape where during the final fight Hol Horse grabs the kids and books it to Morioh and Raised where the four children are raised in that environment until they’re their canon ages
The Cannibal and the Killer
Tonio does in fact cook people and he and Kira are salty exes
Morioh’s City of Night
A good chunk of Morioh’s population are actually vampires or half vampires and the town has subtle differences because of it
Koichi’s Law
Because Koichi is supposed to be Very Very Dead, the universe attempts to rectify that error by turning him into a living Murphy’s Law, aka anything that can result in his life being threatened will result in his life being threatened
Independent Echoes
Koichi dies during the Centipede Shoes fight and Echoes becomes an Independent Stand wracked with guilt over it’s Users death, which is only slightly mitigated when they find Koichi haunting the Bad Alley a few weeks later
Cat Koichi
AU where’s everything’s the same except Koichi’s a munchkin cat
Killed Queen
Killer Queen has the memories of the Killer Queen in Jojolion and is trying to get Kira to “remember” who he used to be
Delayed Inevitable
Kakyoin survives Stardust only to die in Diamond when tracking down Kira. Jotaro looses his shit
Cinderella Rewrite
My fix-it for the Cinderella Episodes and how I would’ve gone about changing it 
Golden Wind
Vampiric Giorno
Giorno has inherited a couple vampiric traits from Dio and the Bucci Gang deal with the chaos from it
Danger Noodle Giorno
Giorno was turned into a snake and goes through the entirety of Golden Wind stuck that way
Golden Speedrun
The Bucci Gang are trapped in a time loop and in order to wind down on occasion they impose fun challenges on certain loops and treat it like a speed run
Una Siblings
Giorno and Trish are adopted siblings and role swap in Golden Wind, with Giorno being the presumed son of the Boss and Trish being the newbie
Golden Guardian
Giorno and Trish are adopted siblings and Giorno serves as a very protective guardian when Diavolo eventually sends people their way
Sightseeing With More Steps
In his attempts to sight see around Italy, Koichi keeps accidentally running into and helping members of the Bucci Gang as they do Golden Wind Things
Giorno and Pet Shop
Pet Shop isn’t killed by Iggy and through some means ends up in Italy where he befriends Giorno
Jotaro in Italy
Jotaro goes to Italy instead of Koichi to find Polnareff, and because this man is Legally Not Allowed To Have A Break, he gets roped into the plot
Neutral Ground
Tonio opens a restaurant in Italy, and through Stand Attraction ends up getting the attention of Passione. Tonio, who just wants to heal people and make good food, does not appreciate this, and along the way obtains two sons and a Cat Plant
Son of Dio
Diavolo knows Giorno is the son of Dio and attempts to kill him alongside Trish
Poison of the Past
About a year after the events of Golden Wind, Fugo ends up being sent back in time with the opportunity to fix things
The Magician and The Chariot
My Avpol marriage AU where Avdol doesn’t die and he and Polnareff get married. Come Golden Wind, Avdol is prepared to burn down Italy if need be to find his husband, with backup in the form of Iggy
Honor Among Assassins
Similar to Jotaro in Italy, only Jotaro goes to Italy a few days earlier and ends up working with La Squadra instead of the Bucci Gang
Corpse of Gold
Giorno is a partially revived dead kid who had overdosed and his new goal is now to prevent the drug trade to stop anyone else from dying like he had
Vento Innocente
Leaky-Eye Luca ends up nailing Giorno in the head with his shovel and bonks him with amnesia with Koichi desperately trying to keep them both safe as the mafia hunts them down
Night Learns the Sun
Giorno is adopted by Lisa Lisa and learns how to use Hamon. Years later Lisa Lisa gets hurt by Passione so Giorno decides to burn the whole organization to the ground
Zippers and Gold
A Giorno-Bucciarati role swap of Golden Wind. Giorno is the leader of the Bucci Gang trying to overthrow the Boss from the inside while Bucciarati is the son of fisherman desperately seeking the funds to pay for the hospital bills and protect his father. There are two branches, one where Trish gets killed by the Boss and one where it’s Giorno instead
Gold Soul
Jonathan gets reincarnated as Gold Experience and does his best to support and take care of Giorno
Golden Child
Years after the events of Golden Wind, Giorno gets sent back in time to when he first moved to Italy with all his knowledge intact. He tries preventing everything he can while keeping his friends uninvolved. This fails horribly
Echoes Requiem
Giorno wasn’t fast enough saving Koichi from Black Sabbath, leading to Echoes getting stabbed with the arrow and accidentally evolving into a Requiem Stand 
Accidental Assassin
After Giorno steals his stuff, Koichi accidentally gets a job with La Squadra and is actually pretty good at it
Anti Power Couple
A crack ship AU I got WAY too attached to. Hol Horse and Polnareff ends up meeting Post Stardust and fall in love, eventually getting married. When Pol doesn’t return home from Italy, he decides to do something about it and adopts Trish along the way
Boss Una
Trish is raised by Diavolo in Passione since she was young and plans to overthrow him before he decides to kill her. Giorno ends up getting picked up along the way
Skipping Some Steps
when Gold Experience gets stabbed by Black Sabbath, GER gets triggered early and Is Still Terrifying
Soul’s Home
When SCR’s ability stops, Narancia is brought back and Giorno dies in his place
Pen Pals
Narancia was Anne (the Runaway Girl from Stardust) and he and Jotaro have been exchanging letters ever since Egypt
Reluctant Cutthroat 
Mista’s gunmanship didn’t just get Bucciarati’s notice and he gets picked up by an assassins guild of sorts before the man can collect him. Later down the line, he ends up working with La Squadra as a last ditch attempt to be able to get back to the calm life he once had
Body Double
Haruno and Giorno are actually “brothers” aka when experimenting with Gold, Haruno accidentally brought Giorno into existence and doesn’t want to turn him back
Coda Di Covallo
After DiU, Yukako ends up moving abroad to Italy and gets involved in Passione and Golden Wind
Stone Ocean
Cryptid Emporio
Emporio gains a reputation as a possible ghost who haunts the prison. Anasui and Weather decide to take advantage of this
Jotaro Needs A Break
Instead of distancing himself from his family, Jotaro decides to be closer so he can protect them better. Jolyne ends up learning how much Bullshit her dad deals with on a regular basis and decides to do something about it
Golden Ghost
During the whole of Stone Ocean, Jolyne is haunted by the ghost of Dio, who is his regular flamboyant asshole self
Florida Turtle
Jotaro brings Turtleneff to Green Dolphin as back up. Now Green Dolphin has a violent turtle roaming the halls out for blood and no one knows how to get rid of it
Echo of Another
A look at Post-Stone Ocean and how Emporio falls into it because I Want My Boi To Be Happy Dammit
Pillarmen Genes
The Pucci Family have Pillarmen genetics mixed in, and they’re rather prominent in Weather Report
Wonderful World
The Stone Ocean Gang, except for Emporio, get sent back in time after their deaths as a second chance to fix things.... however they don’t realise the others have been sent back as well
United Twins
The AU where the Pucci Siblings all got to grow up together
Heaven’s Maiden
Perla’s disc ends up merging with C Moon, but isn’t able to gain a full conscious awareness until she becomes Made In Heaven. Ends up using White Snake’s ability to disconnect herself from Pucci and instead attaches to Emporio, resetting the universe to keep him safe. White Snake’s joins the ride because he’s salty Pucci replaced him
Different Perspective
Pucci ends up taking a closer look at Jotaro’s memories and accidentally gets attached and invested. He now isn’t full sure what to do or who to side with
Averting Fate
Pucci and Weather Swap AU
Steel Ball Run
Chosen Brother
Johnny and Diego are childhood friends and are friendly rivals in the racing world
Jojolion
Rose Gold
Yasuho discovers Paisley when she was younger and decides to make her ghost friend a body so she can interact with the world. Ends up becoming a very skilled mechanic as a result
Multi Part
Requiem Crusader
Silver Chariot Requiem is sent back in time with the assistance of Gold Experience Requiem in order to change the events of Stardust Crusaders and later Golden Wind
Koichi Horse
Koichi is the younger brother to Hol Horse and spent the first few years of his life growing up in Dio’s mansion
Jonathan Lives
Dio turns Jonathan into a vampire out of “respect” for him and keeps his hostage. Decades later during Egypt, he is freed by the Crusaders and lives in Morioh for a bit before eventually learning about Giorno and his brothers
Joestar Legacy
Since Jonathan, all the Joestars have had their Stands since birth
Vampiric Jotaro
Dio turns Jotaro into a vampire during their final fight and Jotaro has to deal with the aftermath
Joestar Platinum
Jonathan is reincarnated as Star Platinum and has to get used to the modern world while also keeping Jotaro safe. Come Stone Ocean, and Kakyoin joins the Dead Person Now A Stand club as Stone Free
Friends On the Other Side
Ghosts have the ability to haunt those still alive, be it friend or foe. Jotaro is haunted by Kakyoin and Dio, Joseph is haunted by Caesar and Wammu, and Polnareff is haunted by Avdol and Iggy. And come Stone Ocean, Perla, Gloria and Emporio’s mom all do what they can to assist in Pucci’s defeat
Second Chance
After the events of Stone Ocean, the Stand manifestation of Fate sends Jotaro is sent back in time as an Independent Stand to when Jonathan was a kid and tells him to fix things
House of Jojo
The Jojos from parts 1-6 are brought to a single strange and quite large house and interact with each other
Giorno Higashikata
Giorno ends up being adopted by the Higashikatas
Behind Closed Doors
George is much worse than canon and it ends up getting Dio’s attention. He may be a jerk, but he’s also more than familiar with asshole fathers and wouldn’t wish this on even Jonathan, so he opts to do something about it
Bloops Behind the Scenes
The Actor AU for all your Blooper Chaos
Peanut Gallery
The Jojos all end up following around the others and witnessing their “part,” and then use that further knowledge to change things for the better
Standtaro
Via Morioh Stand User Chaos, Jotaro has been turned into a Stand. His “ability” is being able to be seen my regular people when he desires, and while he still looks mostly human and can pass as one, he has a bit of an Uncanny Valley affect
Dinosaur and the Ladybug
Giorno and Diego are twins and exist together in the 1-6 Timeline. In the Corpse Branch the Corpse Pieces exist as well and make everything go balls to the walls insane 
Ocean Man
For some reason or another, Jotaro becomes a merperson with a Luca-esque transformation, aka Water Makes Him Fish Person
Dadtaro
In which almost every enemy Stand User he encounters is befriended/adopted by Jotaro
Hamon Healer
Erina learns how to use Hamon and is both the best doctor ever and an absolute badass who can and will beat you in a fight. The embodiment of “I’m a healer but-”
House of Villains
The villain house AU where all the main Jojo villains are forced to live in the same house as punishment in the after life
Black Coat Constant
Jotaro accidentally gets involved in some time travel shenanigans and keeps briefly appearing during important moments of other character’s lives without realising what’s going on
Replay In Real Time
Hermit Purple accidentally hijacks Moody Blues and now Joseph is accidentally present for the last chunk of Golden Wind. He’s still in the past, but he’s able to use Hermit’s spirit photography to see what’s going on the the future
Dual Trip
Holly doesn’t call Joseph when Jotaro locks himself in jail. Because of this, Jotaro, Kakyoin and eventually Polnareff end up traveling to Egypt by themselves, and at the same time Joseph is on a war path because he thinks Kakyoin kidnapped his grandson and is accompanied by Avdol and Iggy. The rest of the parts follow similar “protagonist groups are split up and they don’t realise it” vibes
Void Space
Joseph dies during the final fight with Kars and Caesar barely survives. As such, Caesar now has to deal with all of the absolute INSANITY that the Joestar Family deal with later down the line
Glitch Nonsense
Jojo’s has Video Game Physics when it comes to glitches in the world and everyone just treats it as normal
Star Swap
All the Joestars get mixed around and end up having to go through the other’s adventures. Jonathan swaps with Jolyne, Joseph swaps with Giorno, and Jotaro swaps with Josuke
Bloody Star
Dio doesn’t test the Stone Mask and uses it on Jonathan without knowing what it would do. Jonathan becomes a vampire and Dio starts a cult
Shattered Soul
Jolyne is killed as a young child and Jotaro snaps, leading him to have an Eyes Of Heaven type villain arc where his goal is to completely eradicate the supernatural because of all the harm its done
Shattered Glass
AU where Jonathan is evil and Dio is good and how that changes everything coming after
Freaky Friday
Star Swap only this time Jolyne and Jotaro swap places
Sixth Sense
Star Platinum, and by extension Jotaro, are now much more in tune with the Time Fuckery going on in the world, including but not limited to: The World’s time stops, Bites The Dust’s loops, King Crimson’s skipping. Jotaro is being driven up a wall
SWCP Foundation
the Speedwagon Foundation is also the SCP Foundation, and Jotaro is one such SCP whom was adopted by Holly. Unfortunately for him, the Foundation isn’t the kindest towards SCPs
Dogtaro
Jotaro is Holly’s pet dog and is the GOODEST Boi
White Coats
Because of their Out Of The Ordinary Stand abilities, Koichi, Giorno and Emporio get kidnapped by some sketchy science people for experiments
Beaststars
The Joestar Family all have different werebeast transformation
Dice Logic
Everyone’s fate is bound by magic DnD dice
King’s Court
Enya ends up taking interest in the strange boy who sold her the arrow heads, so now Diavolo and Doppio end up getting
Magical Girl
What it says on the tin, I’ve made Jojo’s as a Magical Girl show
Joestardew
the Stardew Valley AU
Transformer’s Bizarre Adventure
Instead of Stands, Transformers take their place and through various ways they end up meeting their “users” only now they’re companions
Eggchoes
Echoes is now a carton of mostly indestructible eggs. Koichi has a mean throwing arm. I think you can see where this is going
Vampiric Joeseph
When Jotaro gives him back his blood, Joseph gets turned into a vampire because of it
I Woke Up Reincarnated As My Descendant?!
an isekai but not really. Jonathan gets reincarnated as any one of his descendants and tries to balance his memories of his old life with his new one
Voice In The Sky
after his death, Speedwagon becomes something of an omnipotent being and narrates the rest of the Jojo parts
Siblings Across A Universe
the two Moriohs are connected via a magic hole and Koichi and Yasuho ends up befriending each other because of it
Fighting Spirit
every biological Joestar’s Stand is the ghost of a dead Joestar/someone closely related, whether they realise it or not
Broken Cycle
when Pucci resets everything, it sends him and Emporio back to the Joestar Mansion in the middle of Dio and Jonathan’s fight. Dio, who is getting some heavy flashbacks upon seeing a sobbing blonde child running away from a grown man, decides to intervene
Legally Stars
Donatello, Rikiel and Ungalo all end up meeting the Joestars when they’re kids and officially become part of the family. They’re basically Jolyne’s brothers, and they end up sneaking to Italy to meet their new fourth sibling
Merstars
Mermaid AU baby <3, the Joestars are all mers
Mother Knows Best
generally just an AU to give the (good) Jojo Moms a bit more spotlight
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maleyanderecafe · 2 years
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Stalker Shachou no Kareinaru Kyukon ~16-nenkan Suki Datta Nante Kiitemasen~ (Manga)
Created by: Ikka Kisaragi, Michiru Meiji
Genre: Smut/Josei
There have been a lot more male yandere smut lately (maybe it's just me finding out about them), so I decided to take a closer look into that and low and behold, I found another one. Once again, the smut is the most important stuff, but since I don't really care for josei smut that much, I'll just try to summarize the "story" that's going on, which is... pretty absurd, but in an entertaining way. As of writing this, there are 6 chapters.
The story starts with office lady Konoha waking up to see her boss, Kujo sleeping beside her. Kujo suddenly proposed to Konoha yesterday and broke into her house to sleep next to her. He makes her breakfast before the two go to work. At work, Konoha sees just how different he acts with her versus when he's at the workplace, as he's serious and confident at work but extremely sweet and househusband. She tries to look for another job, but since Kujo is rich, there's not really any reason to. Sexy time happens. Kujo continues to follow Konoha around while she tries to figure out what to do, but when he works late she realizes just how lonely she really is. He comes home after listening on his tracking device and more sexy times occur after they watch some TV together. The two go to Kujo's mansion, which is just filled with sculptures, pictures, portraits and even a recreated room of Konoha's high school room. and a high school hologram of her (wait, why a hologram...?). More sexy times (and a weird mention of how he would have done it with a high school Konoha? My dude, that's creepy). They fly for a date and Kujo reveals how they know each other, through his grandfather and her grandmother. Also, he apparently has hired bodyguards for her since she became an orphan. Sexy time on a plane. As she tries to run off embarrassed, she almost falls off the plane because the ladder wasn't properly installed, however, Kujo is able to protect her before passing out because again, they both fell off a plane that didn't have stairs. Kujo is in a coma for a month, which... surprise, he faked (wait, for a whole month? But why?!) Konoha feels embarrassed that she's been essentially crying for a faked coma Kujo for a month and more sexy times occur. The two go on a date together to a movie theater and then her favorite cafe and they talk about how Konoha has just been pushing aside her feelings for the sake of others. Kujo has installed a one way mirror in the booth they're in (What?? HOW?!) and they have exhibitionism sex in the middle of the cafe.
Yeah, I can NOT make this thing up, none of the scenes really make that much sense (I mean it's a smut, so it doesn't have to) but some of these scenarios are really absurd and funny that I can't take this seriously. For a lot of Josei smut I read, usually the plot is either really good or basically nonexistent, but reading some of these scenarios is just absolutely hilarious. Why was the main plot of one chapter him falling out from a plane and faking a coma for a month so he could see Konoha cry? Why does he have a hologram of high school Konoha instead of, I dunno, a statue? How did he install a one way mirror in the booth they were in and how did Kohana not even realize it when she got in? It's probably not even intentional, but these things are really absurd. It also has the more rapey/dubcon stuff that appears in a lot of smut joseis, but as I don't care for those things, I usually just skip it since it doesn't add anything to the "plot". I'm assuming these scenarios are just made so that the artist could draw the smut scenes in different sexy scenarios. Normally, I'd be annoyed by the kind of weird consistency that smut tends to have (although, again, it's smut, sex is literally the most important thing and any good story is just a bonus) but honestly with just how weird and over the top this is, I can't really hate it.
Anyways, if this sounds interesting to you, try it out. It's not that long, it has a stalker yandere in it and it's funny. Just don't take it seriously. It's too bad it got dropped in translations, because I really want to know where it's going.
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BEST DAD BATTLE: SECOND CHANCE/DAD MANSION BREAK IN
ROUND 1 PART 1
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You can vote for a duo if you only know one of the dads!
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ystrike1 · 2 years
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Stalker Shachou no Kareinaru Kyukon ~16-nenkan Suki Datta Nante Kiitemasen~ - By Ikka Kisaragi (6.5/10)
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I'm only reviewing this for one reason. I was shocked and horrified by one of the scenes. The rest of this is just generic smut.
Ok, so Konoha is a sad hot 22 year old. Her grandma died and now she has to work hard alone...wait no she doesn't.
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The president of the company she works for, Kujo, has loved her...for most of his life. It's been maybe fifteen years. He won't even touch a woman that isn't her.
She forgot him though.
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After being lured in by his cooking skills and money she starts to remember him. He lets her be selfish. She doesn't have to work anymore. She starts to give in pretty quick. They have sex.
He used to feed her treats when she was a kid too, but she likes the sex more.
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His mansion is a big gag joke. It's a shrine to her, and it's a huge palace in the middle of a Japanese city. This whole story is supposed to be comedic but the author goes real dark for one scene.
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Ahem.
This is a hologram shaped like her. It is worth alot of money. He also designed settings to fuck the hologram in. When he lost contact with her Kujo knew he'd never choose anyone else. He literally had a relationship with this hologram when she wasn't around. The hologram is creepily real. So, to be clear Kujo made a living doll of her to keep him company. Sexually. He made it so he wouldn't be tempted to take her virginity originally. He used to be obsessed with her purity. We're going into serial killer territory now, but the author doesn't stop. He bangs her in an exact replica of her high school classroom, in front of the android/hologram.
Freaky.
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He's also regular possessive when he's not joking around.
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He gets injured protecting her when she falls, and that seals the deal. Konoha does fondly remember her childhood friend, and even though he's a creepy stalker he's funny about it. Yandere comedies usually don't work, and this one is too wacky to actually be good. The only standout feature is the I-made-a-robot-clone-of-you- to-ease-my loneliness-thing. I do think the scene was supposed to be another joke, but read it yourself. It's not very funny. It's chilling.
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anarchyincarnate · 2 years
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EVENT 2022
Pride month Celebration with Cult!AU cast!
Day 1: Odaxelagnia with Arataki Itto
Odaxelagnia, is a paraphilia involving sexual arousal through biting, or being bitten. [Biting Kink]
Genre; Lime
AMAB!Reader
Arataki Itto, the brash and loud Oni of Inazuma. A nuisance to Kujo Sara. He's a free and honest man, referred to as an idiot by many.
He wasn't the most dutiful of the worshippers, but he'd drop by once or twice a week to chat with the Creator.
His carefree attitude is something the Creator is fond of. The stories of his loss in beetle fights against Daisuke, the eating competitions he would have with his gang, and even some games that he played with Ayato was something to behold.
It was a refreshing sight, easily brightening Creator's dull life. Sure, storytelling is Zhongli's specialty, but the childishness Itto has couldn't be replaced with anyone.
The others were overbearing, Creator couldn't take it sometimes. They sneaked out of their mansion, and searched the area for Itto, wanting to relax with him, and bask in the Inazuma sun.
The main temple was in Liyue, Having been built by all to accommodate them. That does not mean Creator meddles with the common folk should they visit the other nations, no. The Archons of each nation had built a home for Creator should they visit.
A grand and luxurious Mansion stood tall, blending into the Inazuman architecture of the city, but there was it's differences to distinguish it.
The place Creator resides in. To avoid detection, They cast a cloaking art onto the mansion, and ran away, leaving an illusion of them behind.
They stroll through Yashiori Island, Breathing in the fresh air and admiring the tranquil waters. They felt at peace, smiling softly as they took in the scenery.
Laughter brought them out of their daydream. Turning their head, They came across Itto himself, complaining to Shinobu about his latest beetle fight with Daisuke.
They took a deep breath, and walked towards the two. Shinobu instantly recognises them, the hairpin they wore gave it away. She might've been a perceptive woman, but perhaps she felt pity, hence why her nonchalance about the creator standing in front of her.
"Hmm? Ah! [Pseudo-name], How's it going? Tell me all the details." He gleefully said, greeting them. They noticed the smell of roasted lavender melon, and chuckled.
"Am I interrupting something?" They sat down onto a nearby rock. Shinobu holds out a stick to them, "Would you like to try one, Creator-sama?" She offered.
The male took the skewered melons, and took a bite, savoring the unique flavor. Shinobu ate hers, while Itto seemed to be fixated on Creator.
More specifically, Creator's teeth.
Something about the way they bit into the fruit stirred something inside Itto. Something he couldn't explain.
Creator, of course, noticed.
"Shinobu, Could you buy us some Food from Shimura? I'm currently craving their cooking." They asked the female. She nodded, "Sure. I'll get us some drinks too. See you later Boss." She got up from her rock, and walked away from the two.
"Itto, is there something bothering you?"
"Nothing! Nothing at all, [Pseudo-name]!" He loudly exclaimed, face flushed from embarrassment.
Their gaze turned dark, a sadistic glint appeared behind them. They know what's going on, they've seen it before.
They slowly moved their way towards the smaller Oni. He crawled back, until his back hit the large hillside.
They placed their arms on either side of his head, trapping him. Itto gulped, feeling nervous. Sure, he's confident, but Creator's aura was way different than anyone he came across.
They lowered their head onto the side of his neck, breathing slowly near his ear. They chuckled, seeing the uncharacteristic blush on the usually proud oni's face.
Their teeth grazed his ear, gently biting it with their teeth. Once the flesh was secured in-between their lips, they tugged down, hard.
"A-Hey! What are you doing?!" He yelled, perplexed at the situation he's in. He gulped seeing them moving their lips from his ears onto the side of his neck. They slowly pressed their teeth against the flesh, careful to not bite it too deep. Placing pressure into the bite, Itto couldn't help but let out a small moan. That stunned him and Creator.
They were planning to tease him about it, but.. well, you heard him.
They pulled away from the bite, admiring the red and spitty mark left on his neck. Looking down, they saw a noticeable bulge poking through his pants.
Humming, they experimentally placed a hand onto his crotch, making his yelp in surprise. They resumed biting his neck, moving towards his collarbones, painting the oni's ribcage with red marks that look similar to the red lines he had.
Rubbing his cock through his pants, they whispered in his ear, "How cute~"
Itto nervously chuckled, He ain't walking anytime soon...
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junosartsthetic · 1 year
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Can we get some SDC boys reacting to y/n confessing their love to them while away from the group? (Ps I’m also a polnareff fangirl eek)
This took so goddamn long I am so sorry. I have been working on this forever but kept getting stuck and distracted but anyway here we are!
Confessions
Warnings for the rest of the parts: general fluffy stuff, some angst, kissing in Joseph's part
Warnings for Polnareff's part specifically because I got horny during his. Sorry: NSFW, descriptions of sex, afab!reader, I tried to keep the scene vague, orgasms, unprotected sex (implied birth control use)
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You weren’t sure when you started to fall for him. Was it love at first sight? Was it a slow build of feelings? Was it a sudden pulse of attraction? It’s like your mind blurred whenever you thought about it. You supposed it didn’t really matter. All you knew was, at the last leg of your journey with the crusaders, only a few days before reaching Dio’s mansion, you had to tell him. If it was the last thing you did, you had to.
You promised yourself that you’d tell, and would live with his answer, regardless of what it was. The future of everyone’s lives was at stake facing such a powerful enemy. You refused to die without telling him your feelings. It was the right thing to do. Right?
And so, having asked to share a room with him for the night, you had the perfect opportunity to confess. It’s just. . . it’s like you couldn’t get the words out. 
Jotaro Kujo
“You okay over there?” Jotaro asked, donning his usual uniform as he laid on his bed. The television droned on in front of him. His hat was off for once, placed on his nightstand. You always liked when he took his hat off. He looked so nice. Well, he always looked nice. In an attractive sort of way, that is. He had the exact opposite of a kind face. Still, there was something lurking just under the surface that gave you. . . comfort?
As of late you couldn’t even look at him without your feelings overwhelming you, leading to a flustered goodbye as you made your exit. It was highly embarrassing, and yet you couldn’t help it. Not only were you desperately pining, you also got stuck falling for a guy who calls his own mother a bitch. Lucky you.
Currently, you sat on your chosen bed, already in your pajamas, with a worried look on your face. When you heard your companion’s words, you lifted your head up to meet his gaze. He stared, unwavering.
“I’m fine,” you replied, quickly diverting your eyes to the T.V. “I’m just. . . thinking about how to say something, I guess.”
“What do you mean, how to say something?” he quipped, rolling his eyes as he spoke. “Just say what you mean. There’s no point in thinking too much about it. If you know what to say, then spit it out. It’s annoying when people try to sugar-coat things.” 
“If you fell in love with someone. . . would you tell them?” you murmured back. You pulled your knees to your chest, resting your chin on them as you wrapped your arms around yourself pathetically. You felt so. . . small at the moment. How were you supposed to save the world if you couldn’t even speak your feelings? “There’s, well, someone I want to confess to before we all face Dio, but I don’t know if I should.”
“Is that what’s bothering you? Good grief. Just tell them. I’m guessing it’s someone in our group, right? If they can stand traveling almost 50 days with you, then they won’t just abandon you if you confess.”
You let out a sigh. How pitifully ironic. He was giving you advice to confess even though he was the one you needed to confess to. “I guess. . . I just promised myself I’d spill, too. . . but I just don’t know. . .”
“It’s Kakyoin, isn’t it?” Jotaro gruffed. “You two are always sharing a room, talking with each other about fuck-knows what.”
You shook your head, stifling a laugh at his odd use of foul language. “He’s a sweetheart and I do adore him, but only platonically. It’s not him.”
“Polnareff then.”
You shook your head again. “I love him like a brother. It’s not him either.”
“Avdol.”
Another head shake. “Just another good friend.”
Jotaro’s face curled into a disgusted expression. “The shitty old man?”
You let out a breathy laugh. “Absolutely not. God, that would be weird, especially given—”
“It has to be Kakyoin then,” he interrupted. “I named everyone.”
Taking in a breath, you shook your head. He could be so. . . clueless sometimes, despite his street-smarts. “It’s. . . you, Jotaro. I’ve fallen for you, you dumbass.”
He stared at the television screen, dumbfounded. He moved to pull his hat down, but it wasn’t on his head. His normally annoyed expression blossomed into a red and flustered visage. He ran a hand through his hair, speechless. He didn’t even grunt at your crude nickname.
You had to admit, an embarrassed Jotaro looked kind of cute. You knew underneath his facade there was something else. Someone vulnerable and emotional and. . . adorable.
“Good grief. . . me? Why?” he turned to look at you and you shrugged, pulling at the strings of your pajamas. 
“I dunno,” you replied dumbly. “It’s just what my heart decided. I’m just along for the ride.”
Noriaki Kakyoin
“Hey, did you hear me?” the red-head questioned, pulling you from your love-sick daydreams. You sat in the hotel’s arm chair, nestling your curled body against the comfortable cushions. Your eyes moved to look at Kakyoin laying on the hotel bed, already in his pajamas. He had a book in his hands, though he didn’t seem very interested in reading it given that he had been trying to talk to you for the past few minutes.
He huffed, shutting the book and setting it to his side. He sat up, leaning forward to capture your full attention. “What’s up with you lately? You’ve been out of it. Are you feeling okay?”
You nodded halfheartedly, sighing as you leaned against the chair, eyes now darting aimlessly around the ceiling. “Physically? Fine. Mentally? Like I’ve been hit by a bus.”
Kakyoin frowned, scooting to the edge of the bed. He swung his legs off, facing your chair tucked in the corner of the room. You reluctantly uncurled yourself, wordlessly sitting next to him. The bed cushioned around you. You knew he would want to pry sooner-or-later. And you also knew you weren’t about to get away from this conversation now that he brought up your moody state
“Talk to me,” he said. “Who’s been bothering you?”
“Don’t you mean what?”
“No. I mean who. The only consistencies with our trip have been people. Us and the enemies. So who is it?”
You huffed. “You’re too perceptive sometimes, ya know that?”
“So I’m right. It is a who.”
“Yes, yes,” you confirmed. “It’s something regarding someone that has been gnawing at me and it’s really messing with my mental state. . .”
“Is this about Polnareff and his flirting with you? That man can’t restrain himself around pretty women. It’s really something he needs to work on.”
Your heart skipped a beat. He just called you pretty. Kakyoin just called you pretty! You stifled the urge to clap in happiness. You quickly composed yourself, crossing your arms. “No, that doesn’t bother me. He just does it to be sweet now. And I appreciate the compliments he gives me. Trust me, if I wasn’t okay with it, you know how it would end.”
He clicked his tongue, thinking. “Is it the opposite, then? Do you have feelings for him?”
You waved that idea off. “He’s a gentleman and all, but not really my type. Too. . . well, just too much, really.” You laughed softly. 
“Hmm. I see. What’s wrong, then? You know you can talk to me. And it’s better to say what you feel than holding it inside. That’s dangerous, even, with what we’re doing.”
“I know, I just—what if, when I say what I feel, I ruin everything? With the end of this trip getting closer and closer every day, I am petrified of losing him not only as a friend, but as someone in my life.”
He tucked a strand of his hair aside, looking you in the eyes. Gently, he placed a hand on your knee. “Well then, you have nothing to lose, then, right? Who knows what will happen days from now. Not anyone! It’s stupid to worry about losing this person if we’re all ending up at the same place anyway. We all have a goal. Defeat Dio. And nothing you say to any of us will change that. I assure you.”
You let out a shaky sigh. “Well, since you’re so sure of yourself—I’ve had feelings for you—I do have feelings for you. Since I can’t remember when. It feels like we’ve known each other for years. And I can’t get you out of my head.”
He let out a laugh. A laugh that fluttered the butterflies in your stomach. “Wow. I—I’m not laughing at you. I just—I’m such an idiot. All this time, and I could’ve told you my own feelings from the start?”
“I don’t understand. . .”
He moved his hand upwards, squeezing your thigh. His other hand gently caressed your heated cheeks. “Don’t you get it? I feel the same way.”
Muhammad Avdol
It was the most frustrating thing, falling for the person you’d usually talk to about stuff like this. He was always there for you, listening to every word you had to say and giving honest advice—though some were not perfect. That was part of why you loved him so much, though. He cared enough to try to understand and help solve your issues, even if he didn’t succeed. You weren’t even sure when ‘love’ became ‘in love’. It was like one day you woke up and couldn’t stop picturing a future with him. Was it the ever-decreasing days to get to Dio? Was it too long in the desert heat? Did you hit your head? Who knows. Did it really matter? All you knew was you were down bad, and as much as you tried, you couldn’t hide it from him.
Of course, Avdol took note of your new attitude change, but you kept brushing his concerns aside. It wasn’t like you could tell him he was the reason for it. It’s just. . . you’d rather have him as a friend forever than confess to him and lose him. You couldn’t bear the thought of not having him in your life anymore. Remaining as a pining friend was good enough for you.
And yet. . . you couldn’t even sleep without dreaming of him. It was pathetic, honestly. You felt like a middle-schooler with the way you were crushing on him. 
You clutched your head in frustration, sitting up in bed. It was near pitch black in the hotel room, but you could just barely make out the figure of Avdol sleeping in the bed next to yours.
Fighting back a sigh, you crawled out of bed, making your way to the only window in the room. You pried it open, enjoying the cool air enveloping your tired body. Lazily, you leaned against the sill, eyes drooping but resisting the urge to shut permanently. You basked in the moonlight, hoping that it would somehow drown out all of your issues. You were completely lost as to what to do, but maybe just looking at the stars for a while will give you some sort of clue.
Unbeknownst to you, a form stirred in the darkness, and he sat up groggily. Avdol began to open his mouth, but your figure in the moonlight gave him pause. He missed seeing your face so calm. Recently, you’d only thrown him scattered glances and hurried responses. It was strange. It was like something had possessed you, puppetting you around against his wishes. He would do anything to have a complete conversation with you again. But as of late he couldn’t keep his head on straight. Any comments he could think of were washed away in the tide of your curious eyes and bright smile. 
You had Avdol wrapped around your finger and you didn’t even know it. He just needed to tell you. But the courage always drained before he got the chance.
A sudden surge struck him, infiltrating his mind before he could stop himself. “Can’t sleep?”
He said softly, careful not to startle you.
You turned to look at your companion, his groggy appearance and tilted bonnet only adding to his sleepy charm. A smile graced your features. “Yeah. Sorry. Did I wake you?”
“It’s alright. What’s bothering you?” he asked, sliding out of bed to join you in your stargazing. His hands rested against the window sill, brushing against yours.
“I’ve been thinking about you,” you blurted out, filter clogged with sleepiness. Did you just say that out loud?
He laughed his usual deep rumbling laugh. “That’s flattering. I’ve had you on my mind, as well.”
“All good things, I hope?”
“Very.”
Your face burned. Did he call out his stand? Why did you suddenly feel so hot? “Like what?”
“I’m not sure if I should say,” he confessed, a large hand moving overtop yours. He traced your digits absentmindedly, as if studying your hand’s every detail. “I’m not usually a shy man, but you’ve cast a spell on me. Admittedly, I’ve missed times like this with you. You’ve been so distant lately. Have I done something wrong?”
You shook your head. “No, not at all. The opposite, actually. I’m afraid that if I. . . even look at you, I’ll. . .”
“Fall in love.”
Your voices overlapped, echoing in the small space. His hand intertwined with yours.
“I’m a fortune teller. I had a feeling.”
You instinctively tried to curl away, but he pulled you in close. You could feel his soft night clothes against your skin. Smell his warm and fiery scent. Hear his heart beating rhythmically in his chest. He was so close. So close you could. . .
Wordlessly, his lips met yours.
Jean Pierre Polnareff
Ironically, you and he were too busy enraptured in a deep kiss for you to speak your mind, his fingers trailing lower and lower down your abdomen. It was something you and he often did—sleeping with each other not for love, but for a stress reliever. Someone to be close to. To feel. To touch. To explore. You both had a shared need to wash away your clouded minds, and so you came to a mutual agreement. At the beginning, you both made it perfectly clear there were no strings or feelings attached. It was just lust. Temporary highs the two of you craved that could eventually be set aside once you parted ways.
The distant feeling of fingers spreading you open flashed in your brain.
But there was a problem. It wasn’t just lust anymore. All the flirting and teasing and fucking, well, somewhere in all that you started to fall in love. You didn’t want to go your separate ways after all this. You didn’t want to find a new friend with benefits. You wanted him. Not just sensually. But romantically. You wanted to see and experience every part of him.
Your core lubricated quickly, his steady fingers working you in all the right places.
But. . . to change your current relationship? That was something you were too afraid to initiate. What if he leaves you all together? What if—
“Spread your legs for me, cherie.”
You almost forgot your current situation, pinned down and naked under a muscled Frenchman horny-out-of-his-mind. You obeyed his command, your legs sliding to rest on either side of his massive thighs as he steadied himself.
A familiar fullness rutted within you, and like always, you felt a breathless high begin to build. Though you and he had done this many times, and you were practically shaped for him now, it still drove you crazy. With every stroke inside, you gasped in silent pleasure, and your nails dug into his toned back as he continued his fluid but fast pace. He was never one to hold back, especially after a long but stressful day.
You knew he was close as his pace turned sloppy, and your own orgasm threatened to burst from your stuffed entrance.
He moaned breathlessly in your ear, his cum spilling to splatter your walls. Your entire body twitched in anticipation. Delicate hands gripped his head in support as you came harshly. There was only one sentence on your lips as you drowned in your high. “Don’t leave me.”
Polnareff, lips pressed against your neck as he marked your skin, groped your breast in response. He was never good at this falling in love stuff, so he figured he’d show his true feelings rather than tell.
“I’m here, cherie,” he whispered, kissing up your jawline. “I’ll always be here.” 
Joseph Joestar
You would think you’d be embarrassed about liking a man who was older than your father when you weren’t even thirty yet, but the way your heart pounded when you looked at him felt too good to feel bad about. You couldn’t help it.
So what he was pushing 70? His body, mind, and wit were as sharp as ever. He gave you goosebumps at every slight touch. His handsome smile made you swoon. 
He was the man of your dreams.
But how to tell him. . . ?
You bit your lip, busying yourself with the hotel’s notepad. You scribbled mindlessly in a useless attempt to calm your mind. He’d be up any minute now, just finishing his drink at the bar.
Letting out a groan, you decided to clear your thoughts with a shower. Hopefully the rushing water would drown everything out. 
You rustled through your bag, grabbing your pajamas and fresh undergarments. Padding to the bathroom, you tossed your change of clothes on the counter before turning on the water. 
You let out a sigh as you tested the temperature with your palm, feeling the hot shower soothe your flushed skin. You pulled your hand out, stripping quickly. You quickly shut the door before stepping in. 
Perfect. No thoughts. Just hot water and steam. You closed your eyes, muscles relaxing. . . 
The room door opening alerted you to Joseph’s entrance. Ignoring the fluttering in your chest, you began to wash yourself.
A second door opening shocked you, and you turned to see the shadow of Joseph enter the bathroom. Good thing the shower curtain wasn’t see-through.
“I’m in here!” you called over the sounds of running water. 
“I’ll only be a second, I’m just brushin’ my teeth before headin’ to bed!” he replied.
Despite everything, your heart raced in nervousness. 
Panicking, you misstepped, leading to your soaked body tumbling against the shower curtain. It whipped outward, leaving you falling towards the ground. You let out a gasp, preparing to hit the hard bathroom tile.
Muscled arms grasped your body, pulling you against a firm chest. Grasping for anything to steady yourself, you latched onto his shoulders, leaving you pressed up against his body as you regained your footing. 
After the immediate shock of almost colliding with the floor left you, your new situation flooded your senses.
Joseph must’ve felt your heart pounding because he moved his hands away, making sure you were steady before backing away entirely. 
You snatched your towel from the rack, quickly covering your nude form. 
“You okay, sweetheart?” he asked, concern in his gravelly voice.
You nodded, catching your breath. “I’m so sorry,” you whimpered, embarrassment overwhelming you. What a horrible situation. What the hell were you supposed to do now?
“I’m the one that came in unannounced and scared ya,” he replied, rubbing his neck. “Sorry this old man had to see ya naked.”
“I’d rather it was you than anyone else,” you blurted out. Your eyes widened as you covered your mouth. Jesus Christ. Get a grip! What the hell was that? “Sorry! That was wrong of me to say! I just mean. . . “
“Just mean. . .?”
Pushing aside your nervousness, you began to speak. “Look, I, uhh, I don’t know how to say this without sounding not weird, so. . . I guess I’m just gonna say it. I have, umm. . . well. . . feelings for you. And I have for a while now. Like. . . romantic feelings.”
“Wha—are—me? Sweetheart, did you hit your head just now?”
You shook your head, pulling the towel tighter against you as your body shivered with anxiety. You wanted to curl up and die at the moment. Why would you confess? He obviously would just be weirded out. What was wrong with you? “No, I—, Sorry,” you mumbled. “Just forget I said anything. I just needed to get it off my chest. . .”
He placed a tentative hand on your head, ruffling your hair. “You don’t want an old geezer like me,” he muttered.
In a sudden burst of angry energy, you grabbed his hand, pulling it down and meeting his eyes. You couldn’t take it anymore. You needed him to reject you once-and-for-all. You couldn’t live in suspense anymore. You needed to hear him say no. Maybe then you’d finally drop your crush. “Don’t gimme that. Just tell me to get dressed and leave and we can both pretend this never happened. Don’t sugar-coat it. Please. I can’t have my stomach in knots over you anymore.”
He swallowed thickly, embarrassment coating his cheeks. His bright eyes stared into yours. “I, uhh, I can’t.”
“Why not?” you whispered, bringing his hand against your chest to feel your racing heart. “Please, just tell me you don’t see me like that. Tell me you don’t want me. I need to hear it. I need to hear it to get you out of my head, Joseph.”
He moved his other hand to caress your cheek. “I told ya, I can’t. With you standing here like this. . . all I wanna do is make you mine. I can’t say I don’t want ya, because I do. And it’s all I can think about.”
You stepped forward, pressing yourself against him. “Then make me yours.”
Lips crashed into yours.
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Check out the Red/Blue Ships List here X
Continuation of my attempt to create a tierlist for every color scheme, here is the Orange/Black tierlist, which also includes Orange/Purple and Orange/Blue pairings due to the amount of overlap I was seeing in the color schemes. I was a lot more lenient here than the Red/Blue one on what counts as I figured there would be less, though I ended up with a lot more than I thought.
I don't know all the pairings here personally and just tried to include all I could find - If I left any of your favorites out let me know and I can retroactively add them (This goes for the other lists too).
Ships featured (In order of appearance):
-Sunati\Austen from Always Human
-Aki Hayakawa\Angel Devil from Chainsaw Man
-Allison Argent \Lydia Martin from Teen Wolf
-Aang\Katara from Avatar the Last Airbender
-Wanderer (Scaramouche)\Tartaglia (Childe) from Genshin Impact
-Hermes\Charon from Hades (Supergiant)
-Zhongli\Tartaglia (Childe) from Genshin Impact
-Giyu Tomioka\Sabito from Demon Slayer
-Subaru Akehoshi\Hokuto Hidaka from Ensemble Stars
-Rue Kuroha\Ahiru Arima (Duck) from Princess Tutu
-Fakir\Ahiru Arima (Duck) from Princess Tutu
-Hubert von Vestra\Ferdinand von Aieger from Fire Emblem: Three Houses
-Felix Hugo Fraldarius\Annette Fantine Dominic from Fire Emblem: Three Houses
-Lorenz Hellman Gloucester\Leonie Pinelli from Fire Emblem: Three Houses
-Papika\Cocona Cocomine from Flip Flappers
-Philip J. Fry\Turanga Leela from Futurama
-Son Goku\Chi-Chi from Dragon Ball
-Kamisato Ayaka\Naganohara Yoimiya from Genshin Impact
-Sansa Stark\Margaery Tyrell from Game of Thrones
-Harrowhark Nonagesimus\Gideon Nav from The Locked Tomb Series
-Kyouko Hori\Izumi Miyamura from Horimiya
-Hercules\Megara from Disney's Hercules
-Benery\Gordon Freeman from Half Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware*
-Retsuko\Haida from Aggretsuko
-Vriska Serket\Tavros Nitram from Homestuck
-Rukia Kuchiki\Ichigo Kurosaki from Bleach
-Jade Harley\Davesprite from Homestuck
-Jotaro Kujo\Noriaki Kakyoin from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
-James "Logan" Howlett (Wolverine)\Jean Elaine Grey (Phoenix) from X-Men
-Shoyo Hinata\Tobio Kageyama from Haikyu!!
-Katarina Claes\Mary Hunt from My Next Life as a Villainess
-Calvin "Freckle" Mcmurry\Ivy Pepper from Lackadaisy
-Honoka Kosaka\Umi Sonoda from Love Live!
-Thorin Oakenshield\Bilbo Baggins from The Hobbit
-Heath Burns\Abbey Bominable from Monster High
-Zelda\Midna from The Legend of Zelda Franchise
-Twilight Sparkle\Sunset Shimmer from My Little Pony: Equestria Girls
-Rainbow Dash\Applejack from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
-Rarity\Applejack from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
-Mondo Owada\Kiyotaka Ishimaru from Danganronpa
-Sho Suzuki\Ritsu Kageyama from Mob Psycho 100
-Jack Skellington\Sally from The Nightmare Before Christmas
-Umetarou Nozaki\Chiyo Sakura from Monthly Girls Nozaki-kun
-Nobara Kugisaki\Maki Zenin from Jujutsu Kaisen
-Nozomi Tojo\Rin Hoshizora from Love Live!
-Nami\Nico Robin from One Piece
-Yoo Sangah\Han Sooyoung from Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint
-Phineas Flynn\Isabella Garcia-Shapiro from Phineas and Ferb
-Puss in Boots\Kitty Softpaws from Puss in Boots
-Ray\Emma from The Promised Neverland
-Leon\Raihan from Pokemon
-Sonia\Nessa from Pokemon
-Professor Sada\Professor Turo from Pokemon
-Chloe Beale\Beca Mitchell from Pitch Perfect
-Popuko\Pipimi from Pop Team Epic
-Raeliana McMillan\Noah Volstaire Wynknight from Why Raeliana Ended Up at the Duke's Mansion
-Alfredo Linguini\Colette Tatou from Ratatouille
-Kanaya Maryam\Rose Lalonde from Homestuck
-Kazuto Kirigaya (Kirito)\Asuna Yuuki from Sword Art Online
-Naruto Uzumaki\Sasuke Uchiha from Naruto
-Kyoko Mogami\Ren Tsuruga from Skip Beat!
-Akira Okudaira\Fumi Manjōme from Sweet Blue Flowers
-Daphne Blake\Velma Dinkley from Scooby Doo
-Clary Fray\Isabelle Lightwood from Shadowhunters
-Sun Wukong (The Monkey King)\Liu Er Mihou (Six-eared Macaque)
-Juri Arisugawa\Shiori Takatsuki from Revolutionary Girl Utena
-Osamu Dazai\Chūya Nakahara from Bungo Stray Dogs
-Jasper\Lapis Lazuli from Steven Universe
-He Tian\Mo Guanshan from 19 Days
-Sonic the Hedgehog\Miles Prower (Tails) from the Sonic Franchise
-Hijirikawa Masato\Jinguji Ren from Uta no Prince-sama
-Nanami Haruka\Ichinose Tokiya from Uta no Prince-sama
-Nanami Haruka\Hijirikawa Masato from Uta no Prince-sama
-Ash Ketchum\Misty from Pokemon
-Akira Takizawa\Saki Morimi from Eden of the East
-Fox Mulder\Dana Scully from X-Files
-Futaba Sakura\Yusuke Kitagawa from Persona 5
-Angel\Gaige from Borderlands
-Judy Hopps\Nick Wilde from Zootopia
-Riko Kurahashi\Natsuo Maki from Love Lab
*As a rule I use official art or personal edits for these but since that was not possible for Benrey/Gordon Freeman I used a fanart found here: X by Giaru-Orihidero - They are very talented so please check them out!
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Roughly taking the area north of the shoreline from Municipio to Porta Nolana, the grid-like tangle of streets that made up Naples' historic center was known as the Decumani- the name of the original Greco-Roman roads that had been there for nearly three thousand years. Others might have referred to it as Spaccanapoli, the name of the bustling main street that bisected the area, crammed full of coffee bars, artisan boutiques, crumbling mansions, and some of the city's top pizzerias.
For Bianca Zeppeli, Decumani was home.
She knew these streets. The Church of Santa Chiara with its flamboyant cloister, the offices, and homey pubs where the locals frequented and knew each other by name. The small city within the larger city. The buildings were stacked on top of each other, some touching sides, others with narrow, ancient pathways between them. She was familiar with each and every apartment and office building. She knew the occupants and she knew their secrets. She watched over them, watched over their lives, yet many would never know her beyond the name that was whispered- Baroness Zeppeli.
This was her turf, the land that came with her name, watched over since her grandfather, Dario Zeppeli's, time. So when news arrived that a young Japanese tourist had been hurt, naturally that raised alarm bells. Mugging was an everyday occurrence, something that could never be avoided, but it was rare for someone to be shanked- that meant whoever wielding the knife was not from her own. The perpetrator would be punished, of course, but that would have to wait.
Koichi Hirose was smaller and younger than Bianca initially thought he would be. Eighteen. Hardly even an adult. From the hospital, he was brought with some protest to her villa (one of the aforementioned crumbling mansions, thank you) and set up in one of the many guest rooms, along with a personal maid to make sure he was comfortable during his recovery. It was the least she could do.
It was also from him that she got the phone number she was currently calling now, hip propped against the side of her desk as she stood in her office. She was conscious of the time difference and hoped it wasn't too late. Jotaro Kujo.
Whoever he was to Mister Koichi, she hoped he'd be understanding.
@sharkplatinum
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shadow-sombras · 3 months
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Plastic Beach (Jotaro Kujo x Self Insert)
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Notes: I've been imagining this fanfic for a while and it's about time I want to make it for real, no matter how bad it looks from the outside in. After consideration from manifesting, it's now real. Enjoy.
Summary: After a few years since Jotaro had defeated Dio, he returns to the status quo of blending into the crowd without the use of his Stand. Now he has a new problem on the rise: a woman with complicated feelings for him who is willing to do what she can to please the vampire.
2.9k words || ao3 version
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It’s been so long. How long has it been? 
Jotaro opens his eyes, seeing nothing but the pitch dark void, standing instead of floating in space. It’s hard to tell if he’s asleep or awake, as there's barely any sign of a light source, and use only his eyesight to guide him. There’s no way for him to even go anywhere but forward, picking up his feet and moving forward.
His feet come in contact with something soft like food, but it’s not to the point that it could be crushed by the soles of his shoe. He relies on his touch and picks it up, feeling the chills that came with it. It feels cold, like it was covered in liquid. A source of light was seen at a distance from him, identifying the soft and wet like object to reveal itself to be a severed forearm, stained in fresh blood. 
From the look of seeing two darkened forearms and silver bracelets, he knew who this was from. He drops one of the severed arms and immediately backs away from it, only to feel the bottom of his feet stumble into a gap on the floor. Underneath him were large gaps of what could’ve been pieces of the floor as if someone was trying to demolish the unknown building.
It wasn’t long for the delinquent to identify what this place was, the infamous mansion in Cairo to defeat a certain vampire that tried to destroy him like his ancestor prior. 
His head perked up to hear his name again. It was Kakyoin’s voice..it was the first time he heard his voice since the battle in Egypt. A sign that he was alive all along and survived Dio’s attack. 
Off in the distance were sounds of someone calling out his name. That voice sounds awfully familiar coming out from a yard or so away, is it who he think he is?
“...Jotaro!”
“Jotaro..!!”
The redhead shouts at him again, followed by a dog’s howl. That must be Iggy.
He hears his name cry out once again, hearing a different man’s voice. Is Avdol alive too? Are they all alive, he thought. If they must be alive or in help, they must need him, right?
The constant cry of their voices sounds like they’re coming closer. Are they nearby? The delinquent was concerned for a moment but now that the vampire has been long dead, it’s best to say that the coast is now clear. 
He starts to run, moving himself whenever he can get himself out and wondering where the three went, but no one seems to be around. Everywhere he looks is nothing but the now worn out state and destruction of the mansion. 
Just as when the sound of his name slowly grows louder that it’s impossible to cover his ears without the unbearable volume of the deceased crusaders crying out his own name. Their voices were cries of agony that he was distracted from seeing two pairs of hands grab his arms and torso, restricting him from any movement before being pulled into the water, muffling the voices of suffering and deceased.
He couldn’t breathe, the ocean that usually calms his nerves and mind is trying to drown him. The distance between him and the surface started to increase like there’s a weight attached to his body that he cannot get himself out of. Just as when he’s on the last bit of oxygen in his lungs, he hears one last voice that whispers in his ear. That voice he heard was one that spewed poison every word he spoke.
“Our battle did not stop in Cairo, Jotaro.”
Just as when he heard Dio’s voice, it was time to finally wake up. His eyes shot open and dart in all directions, heart thumping so loud that it left him in a panicked state before calming down within a couple of seconds as he checked his surroundings. Surrounding him were just passengers around him, minding their own business as some were catching up on sleep while others were taking care of themselves. The Joestar sat carelessly in an airplane as if nothing had changed to avoid any sign of concern from anyone.
It has been over a few years since he had experienced 50 days of exploring the world to save his mother from knocking on death’s door but at the cost of his friends whose lives were short-lived. Now as a young adult and studying for his oceanography degree, he was finally able to catch himself to reach the status quo once more, blending into the crowd once more now that the Stand business of the past is behind him.
He turns to face the window next to him, the clouds that obstruct the view are finally clearing up after hours of being airborne to reveal the ground, several hundred feet above him. As the place slowly tilts below the clouds for the first time.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, we have begun our descent into Puerto Vallarta. Please turn off all portable electronic devices and stow them until we have arrived at the gate." As the flight attendant announced their destination, everyone wanted to take a look over by the window, people wanting to take a look after a long period of being high above the clouds.
A view of the top of buildings and architecture in hues of green, orange, and white with waves of the Pacific blue washing over the sandy edge of the shore calmly. To Jotaro, it seemed to be a peaceful moment to witness a breathtaking look at where he will be for the week and a way to watch and study the marine life within. A place that is unique and a breath of fresh air like no other, the town known as Puerto Vallarta, or known for its nickname…Plastic Beach.
Mexico is well known for many things, ranging from its ancient ruins, range of flavorful cuisines, and its gorgeous beaches. Beach season is drawing closer than it is and people are already working to prepare for tourists that will come and go throughout the spring and summer season. Day to night, rain or shine, tourists and the people who live in the coastal town had at least something to do, dreams that needed to be reached to see the stars and beyond…or at least what most people believe, of course.
Stepping outside of the plane with the other students, he witnessed the beauty with his own two eyes. It was a wonderful town from where Jotaro stood at the entrance of the airport, following other university students as they pass through the scenery of it all.  Buildings stood tall far and wide with multiple colors, white architecture with hues of orange and yellow roofs, exposing bricks to show age and foundation. Townsfolk living a normal life, greeting relatives, friends, tourists alike, having conversation and so forth. Mountains far from the distant beams with life at the peak of spring and upcoming summer. Everywhere they turn, life is there for them as the people who live near the shore live happily without a single care in their life…
…if only Jotaro himself could see that.
As he and the other students followed the professor to their designated location, one of the girls behind him were falling behind. Taking a glimpse from the back, he sees a girl or two smiling happily at him, as if they were ogling at his exterior with one falling in front of them. The girls wave back at him with dreamy expressions, still maintaining their appearance despite having one of their members fall in front of them. 
Even in university, some things have never changed.
Slowly turning around, his entire body had stopped as he bumped himself against another classmate in front of him. She was short, no shorter than 5’2 with an average and soft stature, possibly confused as a young teenager when in reality she is around Jotaro’s age. Natural black hair with wavy textures and pale/fair skin. Her face was covered up by a black mask, only covering her face that it was impossible to tell how she’s feeling if it weren’t for her eyebrows.
“Let go of my hand.” He suggests, patience growing thin quickly by the second from feeling his hand grasped by someone that wasn’t familiar.
“I’m sorry…” she apologize, “I-I didn’t mean to–”
“Save it.” He scoffs at her clumsiness but tries to calm his nerves, not pissed off but…better than what he was a few years back. “Here…are you injured?” The girl shakes her head and accepts his hand, grabbing his hand a little too tight by squeezing it after getting up, lengthening the time of holding his hand. Jotaro takes notice of how tight she’s grabbing him. 
“Oh…sorry about that.” She murmurs quietly to him, not enough to audibly for him to hear and quickly pulls her hand away. From the furrow eyebrows, she must have been upset that he helped her get up from falling onto the sidewalk. 
So much for helping, he supposed.
She pats away the dirt on her clothes and keeps walking with them, albeit on the edge of the road, away from the girls but at the risk of walking on the road. Enough to distance herself from the other girls but at the risk of being a distraction to anyone that drives nearby.
He relaxed his expression but kept an eye on the girl, ignoring the ones that were swooning his way and turned back to follow everyone else ahead of him on the way to their destination: the hotel.
The building’s interior was like every other building. It wasn’t fancy similar to resorts and spas, but enough to be comfortable to live with without looking too flashy. The center where the reception desk is surrounded by two story rows of rooms where the sky-like painted ceiling felt like it was daylight that never fades to darkness, making it feel so small despite the building being 2 stories high. Is this what heaven feels like, he thought. If it was, then it would be enough to hear the ocean waves without a single care in the world. Dropping the heavy work he’s putting himself into by that point to take a short moment to stare at the beauty of the sky and sea.
As the class of university students head to the designated hotel room, not far from the port, the professor and a chaperone come together to organize how the trip would work out considering the timing of beach season may affect their education, even if they were still young and about. For a moderate size, it should be no problem to the two as they plan out the rules that apply the entire time of the week-long trip.
The only rule that were laid out for the students is that they can only come in pairs through a buddy system during down time in fear of losing people like other schools that had to deal with reports of missing people, which was understandable considering the crime rate in the town is safer than Cancun but it wouldn’t hurt to be extra cautious when strolling around the streets. 
The first day was unfortunately sluggish for everyone. Despite having the students lounging around the main lobby of the hotel wanting to explore the area of Puerto Vallarta, shopping or otherwise, the only thing they can do at the time was wait until tomorrow where they can finally do the things they want to do that doesn’t involve studying and collecting climate data.
After finally settling in, the professor and the chaperone finalized everything planned for the trip, something that should’ve been done back at the university prior to the trip but regardless of the disorganization, it was enough to relax for the first day from there on out.
Everyone was assigned partners for the remainder of the trip, and bunked with one another. While others sigh in disappointment that they weren’t with the partner they have wanted, some were gleeful as they all headed to their assigned hotel room for the night. Sounds of luggage and bags shuffling through the air and bounding against the stairs, people chattering away as they enter the up and downstairs rooms. 
No matter what roommate Jotaro has for the remainder of the trip, as long it isn’t someone that invade his privacy and away from anyone familiar to the business he once stuck his head first into during the start of his adulthood, things would go smoothly as all he ever wanted was simple peace and quiet for the remainder of his life…
Jotaro, on the other hand, was left waiting for his assigned roommate in his hotel room with the phone close to his ear while doing so. Over the phone is his grandpa Joseph, discussing private matters, most likely familial topics before shifting into Stand business. Luckily, no one is around to hear the conversation in case the roommate arrives. Especially now and after the 50-day trip, it has been a sore subject Jotaro had to go through as he just wanted to move past it as much as he possibly could as it’s no longer his responsibility anymore.
“I know you don’t want to get involved in this…Stand user nonsense, but since you’re over in Mexico for the week, do you think there could be any Stands over there? I know you’re mostly busy with your studies but with you getting older and the Speedwagon Foundation struggling to find anyone to do Stand work, do you think it’s possible they’re out there?”
“You should find someone else to do the work instead, I don’t want to get back into doing that Stand business, you know this” Jotaro pinches the bridge of his nose, frustrated at the thought of having to deal with one, not after defeating a vampire with a Stand that is equally if not stronger than his own. “I just want to move on from it and don’t want to use it again.”
“I understand that you’re in university to get that degree,” Joseph replied, “but you don’t know when Stands will eventually come back to your lifetime. Just know that whatever happens, just let me know. Who knows, maybe those Stand Arrows must be where you’re studying.” The older Joestar smiles at his grandson, trying to lighten up the conversation to cheer him up. “You’re stronger than this, and you know what? You defeated Dio so anything is possible for you now.”
Jotaro nods back at him, smiling a bit to cheer up. “...Fine, I’ll see what I can do but I don’t think there would be any Stand at least where I am now. Everything should be alright where I am so —”
Just as Jotaro could finish his sentence, there was a knock on the door. It was the roommate that he will bunk for the trip. He turns to put down the phone to continue his conversation with Joseph later.
By the time he ended his phone call, it was already too late, which makes him wonder what they have been doing for some reason. As the door slowly opened, it was a silhouette of a woman. It was the girl that he bumped into earlier today and it was obvious from how she stood and how tired her dark eyes were, she was his roommate. 
“Hey there, it’s nice to meet you.” As the girl enters the room, she gives out a simple gesture to Jotaro without a single word or greeting before settling her things onto her side of the bed. 
She stops unpacking her things and leans against the nightstand, sighing in discomfort before facing him. “S-sorry…I gotta use the bathroom, do you think you can watch over my stuff?” She stares at the Joestar, before breaking eye contact and makes a beeline to the shared bathroom, assuming she may have experienced a stomach ache and couldn’t hold back? Whatever it is, it’s not Jotaro’s issue to deal with and leaves to search his second luggage, abandoning her luggage that was supposed to be watched over…
Locking the door from behind with a click, the girl slides her back against the door and slowly pulls out a polaroid photo of Jotaro from a distance. Pulling down the black mask on her face, she starts to hyperventilate a bit, trembling at the photo of him out of anxiousness. Her heart was thumping from the adrenaline at the Joestar.
“Could this be…?” She murmurs to herself, eyes widened at the picture with a letter sent to her that was crumpled in her pocket, making sure that he could be the person she was looking for based on the hand pin on the front crown of his hat. Based on the photo and his current appearance, it was identical and confirms he was truly the person she was seeking. 
“Finally…I found him.”
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Takes place during the [Death Thirteen] arc Loosely inspired by "Assassination Classroom"
Study room, DIO's Mansion Christmas Eve, 1988 - Sunset
Medea: *Sneaking into the study room for her bedroom* ................. *She reaches out for the doorknob to her bedroom* ........ *Sees a candle lit behind her, becomes scared* !?!?!? *She turns around and sees DIO at the study room's desk with Vanilla Ice standing next to him* ............
Vanilla Ice: *Glaring at her*
DIO: *Tenting fingers*........... *gestures to the chair in front of him* Have a seat, will you?
Medea: ...... *Looks down* Yes, sir... *Approaches him and sits down* ...Is there something wrong?
DIO: *Presents her two spirit photos of Steely Dan and Arabia Fats being battered and bruised* These are what's wrong, my dear. While you were making your escape, Steely Dan and Arabia Fats were beaten to an inch of their lives by Jotaro Kujo. You had every opportunity to assist them in killing the Joestars and you just left these two to fend for themselves like lambs to the slaughter.
Medea: They didn't even need me, they were just fine on their o-
DIO: *Raises voice* REGARDLESS, *Lowers voice* You could've at least ambushed these people while they did their jobs... I've expected better of you, even Hol Horse and J. Geil were successful in taking out Avdol by working together.
Medea: .....
DIO: ..... Do you know what day it is today?
Medea: Hm?..... It's uh, Christmas Eve, why?
DIO: Correction: It's the one-year anniversary of your first arrival to this mansion, the day when you started working for me after our little agreement in Ireland. And here you are failing at being a decent agent, quite a rotten way to celebrate an anniversary if you ask me.
Medea: ....*looks down again* I understand... I'm sorry.
DIO: "Sorry" doesn't make up for this predicament, you failed me too many times and yet you somehow have the nerve to crawl back here empty handed, you didn't even bring back some of Joseph's hair for me.
Medea: I'm trying my best sir, really, I am, it's just that J-
DIO: Then maybe you should've tried BEING your best while you were with Steely Dan.
Medea: Y'know, I don't know why you're defending that slimball? Are you aware that he killed Enyaba?
DIO: Why yes, I ordered him to.
Medea: *Shocked* WHAT!?
DIO: She and her assassins have failed to kill the Joestars as promised, she had to be let go.
Medea: *Stood up* How could you do such a thing!? I know Enyaba's a horrible witch, but she was nothing but loyal to you for many years, she's the reason why you and the others have Stands in the first place and even helped you getting to where you are now in Egypt's social hierar- *Noticed Vanilla Ice's enraged face and frozed up* !!!!
Vanilla Ice: ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
Medea: *In her mind* Vanilla Ice is making that face again...here it comes. *[Flogging Molly] shows up to brace Medea for impact*
DIO: *Snaps his fingers*
Vanilla Ice: RAGH! *Grabs Medea's hair* ​​​​​​​
Medea: GAH!
Vanilla Ice: *Starts shaking her violently, angrily shouting:* SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, YOU UNGRATFUL WHORE! YOU DON'T EVER SPEAK OUT OF TURN AGAINST MASTER DIO! IF HE SAYS SHE DESERVES TO DIE, THEN SHE DESERVES TO DIE! HE ORDERED HER TO BE ERASED BECAUSE SHE FAILED HIM AND BROKE HER PROMISES! AND YOU OF ALL PEOPLE HAVE THE GALL TO QUESTION HIM!? HE TOOK YOU IN WHEN NO ONE ELSE WOULD AND THIS IS THE THANKS HE GETS!? YOU SHOULD BE GRATFUL THAT MASTER DIO EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT KEEPING YOU ALIVE OR I'D SEND YOU TO THE VOID RIGHT NOW!!! *Stops shaking her, panting heavily and still holding onto her hair* Hah...hah...hah...hah...
Medea: ............... *Her Stand let's go of Vanilla Ice's arms* You're right... Please forgive my insolence, Master DIO, I wasn't thinking.
DIO: *Smirks* ...You're forgiven. *To Vanilla Ice* Leave us be, Ice. I want to have a private conversation with her.
Vanilla Ice: *Let's go of her hair, still panting* Hah...hah...hah...hah... Yes...Master DIO... *Leaves the room*
Medea: ......*In her mind* Oh no, what now?
DIO: *Stands up from his seat and walks around her* Now then, you listen to me: You're a simple-minded human, *grabs her shoulders from behind* you have no idea how the world works yet. *walks her to her bedroom* But I, DIO, know what's best for you and what's left of our little circus. *Locks the door behind them and proceeds to rub her shoulders* I won't let you end up like those traitors, trust me. Once the Joestars are out of the picture, we can become rulers of the world without any interference.
Medea: ......*In her mind* What's this "we" stuff? Only "YOU" wanted to rule the world.
DIO: *Brushes fingers against the bite marks on her neck, removing the makeup from it* Hmm, haven't I told you how beautiful you look with these scars?
Medea: ......*In her mind* Only about a million times.
DIO: *Let's her go and walks to her closet to rummage it* Tell me, when was the last we've been alone like this? Your 19th Birthday? That was over a month ago, wasn't it? Tell you what, how about I take you out this evening, just the two of us. *Takes out a plum purple evening dress from the closet, it was short and form fitting with exposed shoulders and long sleeves* A little bit of fun and you'll be refreshed enough to take on your missions again. *He moves her to a large mirror and stands behind her, putting her dress in front of her body* Fufufu, look how voluptuous you look in this dress, it really shaped out your body's curves wonderfully.
Medea: *In her mind* Yeah, it's great, except I look like a slut... What's happening between us isn't healthy... I hate to say it, but Kakyoin's right: I'm nothing more than a plaything in DIO's little world with no semblance of freedom. This is his RPG, I'm just his new playthrough.
DIO: *Gives her the dress* Oh and before I forget: I just got word from Boingo that [Thoth] gave him another prediction, it says that in four days, the Joestars will arrive on a small island in the Red Sea to meet someone there. Who's he? I don't know, but I'm planning on having both you and Cameo stationed there a day early to prepare for their arrival.
Medea: ............ *out loud, surprised* Huh!? That's a little too soon, don't ya think!? We don't even know who this stranger i-
DIO: *Glares down at her* No excuses, Medea. Now if I were you, I buy myself a cooler to carry Joseph's head in.
Medea: *In her mind* Now he's making THAT face... nothing I say won't make any difference.
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