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houseswife · 3 months
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yeah your boyfriend peeled you an orange but would he fake his death to make you his afterlife? would black flowers blossom, fearless on his breath?
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short666bread · 9 months
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yesloulou · 1 year
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A side by side of Max and Daniel at every age 🌱 (2005/2013 -> 2014/2022, created w/ @officialmood)
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Or alternatively: what if Max and Daniel were born on the same year
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bittsandpieces · 13 days
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Sometimes I get stuck in this very specific rut of executive dysfunction, and I know for a fact that having a caretaker dom who would help talk me through my tasks on bad days would be lifechanging for me. But instead I have no dom and just this stupid ass developmental disability that makes me periodically unable to function like a real human being
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why-the-heck-not · 10 months
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29.06.23, thursday
I had a presentation today, and there's nothing (and I mean nothing) I hate more than those, so as a treat I made the rest of the day real cozy. Baked bread & listened to podcast while cleaning my apartment; good chill times
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rottingcompost · 1 year
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cracking open a new bottle of antidepressants on the same day as you crack open a new bottle of green hair dye sounds like a mental breakdown but in reality it's just me preparing for laundry day tomorrow
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cursedstarry · 2 years
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POV: you caught him sniffing ur...."things"...
Anyway....[lip smack]... straight to jail, sir.
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gideonisms · 8 months
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No don't make every basic life task nearly impossible to accomplish yuor so sexy aha
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jamiethebeeart · 9 months
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The idea of spinner in a crop top wouldnt leave me
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rohirric-hunter · 6 days
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Hey is it socially acceptable if someone is taking up ALL the washers in the laundry room to take their clothes out of one when the cycle is done so you can do your own laundry
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songsintheattic · 6 months
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an underrated hack for surviving life as a braindead idiot is to just outsource your thinking to someone else
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zoluna · 2 years
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dear followers, today i offer you: luffy with shorts jeans art (a concept). and nothing more.
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leaving-fragments · 4 months
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we all know and there was only one bed but taikan yoho really said, we'll take it a step further and there was only one sheet
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dont-offend-the-bees · 6 months
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Shit bro first hormone appointment in two days hold my hand
#am excited and scared#idk how honest i should be really#and idk what the guy's like#and I'm excited from a personal standpoint (holy shit yes hormones finally)#but scared/worried from a yknow. societal standpoint.#doing this in 2023 on terf island probably isn't the best move#and idk it's kinda daunting when i could write a laundry list of cons#and the pros list basically just amounts to 'makes me happy c:'#but like. i guess that's transition in a nutshell right?#we don't do this shit bc it's easy#if i could be content with the easy option (i.e. present as cis)#i would do that#bc i fucking hate expending any effort for anything abjsjdjfjdjjsd#aaaaaaa. two days to go.#might all be moot ig. they might reject me out of hand#and if they don't there's a good chance they'll reject me at the second appointment bc of my health#but yeah excited and scared is how I'd put it#but i simply don't think I'll ever know for certain that this is what i need until i try it#because i can second guess/talk myself out of ANYTHING. no joke.#and I'm soooo fucking. tired of being that bitch who's always waiting for shit to happen.#or waiting for the perfect time or whatever#waiting and thinking and waiting and thinking it's all i dooooooo#i need to get out of my fucking head#and i need to do fucking Something that deters perfect strangers from clocking me as female within seconds of knowing me#despite how fucking bewildering that feels to me as like. a soft masc presenting individual. who really doesn't get where they got that from#anyway its not with the gic but it is on the nhs#it's an appt with a local endocrinologist#so if anyone else has been prescribed hormones that way and has any advice/insight on how this appointment might play out dm me lmao#mr. bees speaks
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softquietsteadylove · 4 months
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It’s mistlefoe season… we need some spicy Thenamesh holiday content
"Wow."
Sersi smiled at Gil admiring the snow falling with his nose practically pressing his nose to her window. "It's been a while since you've seen it, I suppose."
"Don't know how many years," he murmured as he admired the gentle snowfall beginning to blanket London. "And it definitely wasn't with all the lights and stuff."
Sersi laughed faintly, "it actually is quite lovely. Dane loves the holiday season."
Gil turned away from the window and nodded, slipping his hands into his pockets, "does he have family traditions and stuff?"
"Dane has," Sersi paused smiling faintly, "interesting family lineage. But he does enjoy the usual human things--making cookies, gingerbread houses, themed films."
"Have fun," Gil waved to his sister as she waved to him on her way out. She had left him and Thena her flat while they were visiting, stating that it was no trouble since she stayed with Dane most nights these days anyway.
Dane had made the mistake of asking if they would like to use his flat's guestroom, to which Thena had told him directly that she preferred her own space should they wish to 'exercise physical intimacy'. Dane had gone rather red while Sersi had admonished Thena for deliberately embarrassing for her own amusement.
But having their own space was what they were used to, after all. Gil stepped away from Sersi's window and slowly moved towards her bedroom. Thena had immediately said her goodbye to Sersi and headed right to the bedroom.
She needed to prepare something, she said.
Gil drifted to the door and knocked gently, "you okay, hon? Can I come in?"
"Indeed."
Gilgamesh opened the door, ready to jump on the nice big bed and cuddle his wife after a nice day of visiting. He stopped short at the door, his hand dropping off the handle and his jaw opening. "Holy shit."
"It is customary to give gifts," Thena declared completely seriously from her place on the bed, sitting up with her legs curled in front of her and her hair twisted over her shoulder. "But we require nothing."
"Uh," Gil swallowed dryly, eyeing the long legs on the green duvet. "Y-Yeah."
"But when Sersi was in a cosmetics store," Thena continued in her borderline scientific explanation as he practically floated over to her. "They were saying that a man would appreciate most something...physical."
Gil just nodded, eyeing his wife's naked body with a ribbon tied around it. It was a wide, red thing, long and wound around her several times.
"This was what I purchased," she concluded, gesturing to the ribbon, and where it was attempting to bind and support her breasts like a mummy wrapping.
"I love it," Gil murmured completely dumbstruck, crawling onto the bed. "I love you."
Thena finally smiled, leaning forward only slightly to kiss him, letting him clamber over her in the centre of the bed and its many, many pillows. She laughed as they landed backwards, Gilgamesh kissing her loudly and hungrily. "Does this gift satisfy you?"
He pulled away to grin at her, touching the tip of his nose to hers before reaching for the end of the bow under her ribs. "Satisfies me every time, hon."
Thena received more of his kissing, as well as his tongue seeking out hers. "Eager."
"For you?" he grinned at her again, finally undoing the fine, silky ribbon and replacing its touch on her skin with his hands. "For this?--always."
Thena purred as he ran his hands down her waist and to her hips, helping her shimmy out of the remainder of the ribbon until she was completely exposed.
Gil nearly howled as he pulled it away, catching some evidence of her own eagerness sticking to the ribbon. He brought it to his lips, "I should unwrap it properly."
Thena leaned back against their many pillows, her hair tumbling around her as he parted her knees around his shoulder and licked up her thigh. "Gil."
He listened to her sighs become moans as he latched onto her, letting his tongue explore her as if for the first time, and not one of thousands upon thousands. He always liked to explore her body like it was a gift--he was well practised for this 'gifting season'.
"Gil," Thena panted, her back arching and her hips squirming as he pushed his tongue into her. She moved her hips against him as well, but his strength helped him keep her from bucking him away. "Gil, yes!"
He always liked to have a taste of her before the main course. She thought it was ridiculous that he would apply flavour analogies to their lovemaking. But it was his nature, and it was what he loved! And surely using his perfect palette on what he loved most in the world - her - was the best way to utilise it.
"Gil!" Thena arched her back up higher, lifting her hips to meet him more aggressively. "There, right there!"
He repeated exactly what she asked. His Warrior Eternal knew what she desired, and he liked that she took exactly that. He pushed his lips harder against her clit.
"Fuck!"
He liked it when she cursed, too. They sounded sexier when she did it.
Thena purred, shimmying around on top of the cotton sheets, her thighs trembling as he helped her lie more comfortably, her knees folding passively.
Gil leaned over her, kissing her again. "You good?"
"Hm," she responded in the affirmative. He pulled her into his embrace, letting her feel the weight of his chest against hers. She went to the trouble of rolling her head forward again to look at him. "Satisfied?"
"Very," he chuckled, kissing her again. "And I can't wait for us both to have the finisher."
Thena rolled her eyes at him calling the act of physical intercourse a 'finisher' to a 'tasting menu' again.
He kissed her again instead. He had torn his clothes off while she was recovering from her orgasm, not needing much time to throw them all away and leave him as bare as her.
Thena moaned against his lips, the sound travelling through them both as he pushed into her in the same breath. Her legs made room for him, her foot dragging up the back of his leg. She dragged her hands up his back, digging into the meat of his shoulders briefly before sinking into his hair.
Gil pushed his elbows into some of the many pillows around them to change his angle. Thena whined, changing the angle of her hips as well. "How long?"
"Hm?" she blinked, having had her eyes closed in bliss (which he always considered him doing a good job).
"How long?" he repeated, thrusting into her. He grasped the ribbon that was still stuck under them, pressing it between his thumb and knuckle. "When did you buy this? Were you really carrying it around all day?"
Thena merely nodded, not feeling the need to explain herself. Especially not her plan to seduce him with her naked body using ribbon from a craft store. "Hours."
He buried his face in her neck, nipping and then licking down to the dip of her clavicle. "Maybe it's good you didn't tell me. I'd have taken you into some changing room or something."
Thena grinned like a devil, "again."
Sersi had been so mortified that she had refused to exit the mall at the same time as them lest she be associated by witnesses. Thena had stated that the door was locked, so they were technically not indecent had they not 'called the authorities'.
"It was fun, though," he also smirked as he started moving faster. "Hey, we're on vacation."
"Honeymoon number...?" Thena prompted before letting her head fall back again, her hands linked behind his neck.
"Can't remember," he chuckled, picking up speed again. He bent his legs, helping him lean up so he could grasp her hips and really thrust hard and fast. "I'm thinking of other things--fuck!"
"Yes, almost, almost," she panted and gasped, digging her nails into him again. "Fuck me."
He loved it when she said that. "You comin' with me, sweetheart?"
Thena arched her back all the way off the bad, her toes spreading out and then curling. "Gil!"
She loved it when he called her sweetheart.
Gil followed her swiftly, needing only a few more moves to fall over the edge with her. He leaned over her again, letting their bodies writhe together, all the softness, all the hardness, all parts knocking into each other beautiful and ungracefully. "Fuck!"
Thena was happy to grind their hips together as they both rode out their highs. She undulated around him lazily, her hands drifting over him as she luxuriated in the sheer warmth of him.
He panted into the side of her cheek, her hair pillowing his head. He lifted his head to kiss under her jaw, "you good?"
"Entirely."
Then he had accomplished his mission. He nuzzled her again before leaning up. Thena wasn't going to bother moving at all unless he moved her himself.
She did whine faintly as he pulled away from her, bringing her legs together as he slipped out of her. "And where are you going?"
"We're not at home, Thena," he chuckled, retrieving a towel to dab at her sheening skin.
"And?" she sighed with a smile, letting him run it over her skin the way a cat would allow itself to be petted.
"And I'll make us something to eat too," he promised as a reward for enduring the bore that was aftercare. He wrapped her up in the duvet and pulled her up into his arms. "Sersi stocked the kitchen for me. I should make use of it, shouldn't I?"
"Very well," she sighed, letting him carry her with him for sustenance. "Shall we be returning after our meal break, then?"
If she wanted to, they could go all night. He kissed her forehead, "the gift that keeps on giving, right?"
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stockholmgf · 4 months
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i had such a good first day back at school :3
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