#lazy's answers

[massivemonsters-giantguts]

Would you rather be squashed under a huge fat belly, or have a huge fat belly yourself to squash others under?

Funnily enough, I’d have to say both!

I don’t have the time for getting big and the like but being that big would be nice…

The same goes for being lovingly squished by someone too!

[cloudedcreams]

thinking of a depressed! yandere meeting his darling whilst she’s drunk in a bar.

he’d felt so spent that night. staring into his glass with a look of dismay, alcohol stenching his breath. it was right in his moment of hopelessness that you appeared, the moment where he truly felt like sinking into his seat and feeling himself let go.

you sat besides him, cheerful from your drinks with pink plastered across your cheeks. you gave him a little nudge and he could still remember the encouraging smile you’d given him, paired with the way eyes crinkled up as you stared at him.

the two of you became well acquainted that night, so well to the extent of maybe being friends. you claimed it your mission to be to ‘cheer him up’ and when he asked where your friends were you told him that you had come alone.

conversation flowed between the two of you with ease. it didn’t take long for you to be offering him a stay at your home, which he accepted against his better judgement. the two of your stumbled onto your bed, pressed against each other and yet not engaging in nothing other than talk.

he wanted to know all about you, and in your state of drunkenness you were all too willing to tell.

you told him of your past, of your traumas of your fears. you described to him experiences he could hardly match up to your pretty face, all before falling asleep laid in his arms.

he enjoyed the feeling of safety you gave him, the jovial spark your eyes held before they succumbed to a silent rest. it’d be okay when you woke up, shocked to see a man you barely remembered.

he’d explain everything. well the parts that sounded nice to him anyways. <3

[wolfythewitch]

Shoutout to when my parents and their friends were chatting and somehow the topic turned to Charlie Kirk and the Woke™️ and then my mother turned to me with fear in her eyes and asked, "[name] is it true? Is there woke in the Philippines?"

[blgblue]

190325 (comic inspired by the fic a stolen moment by Excalis 🤗)

[sandeewithtwoe]

nightmare au where he becomes a therapist/nurse so he can listen to people’s problems/prolong their life (so they can suffer more)

I love this idea so much. He probably has a special outfit for this job. He’ll probably do it for free too, that’s why he has so many clients

Nightmare belongs to Jokublog

Blueberror belongs to loverofpiggies

Transcript:

Berror: Sometimes I feel like I’m still stuck there… like everything isn’t actually real and we’re stuck in a… grey void..?

Nightmare: I see. And how does that make you feel?

Berror: Awful. Like nothing is real and we only exist for someone’s entertainment

Nightmare: That’s great!

[forgettable-au]

Can you give any insight on Papyrus and Alphys’ relationship on the surface? I assume not cause spoiling things but… I CAN ALWAYS HOPE

Not really a spoiler so here it is!

Little doodle hehe

So, they're not really f r i e n d s

BUT!! They still do this during the weekends! It was originally Undyne's idea but they just kept doing it, it's a routine now

[kit-screams-into-the-future]

continuation of this comic! part 2 coming soon

transcript bc my handwriting is very inconsistent:

DOC: -and now I appear to be some sort of cross between man and canine. MARTY: Man and canine... MARTY: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let me get this straight. So you used some of Einstein's DNA to turn yourself... into a werewolf? DOC: Well, that's one way of putting it, yes. And seeing how I'm not quite sure how this happened, I'm afraid I may be stuck like this for the forseeable future... MARTY: Future? How future are we talking, Doc, because this... ah... MARTY: ...this looks pretty permanent to me, from what I can tell. You sure you can reverse it? DOC: Oh I'm certain. I refuse to believe that this- [he angrily gestures to himself] ...highly inconvenient form. will be the one I spend the rest of my days in. After all, you can do anything if you- MARTY: -if you just put your mind to it. Right. DOC: Precisely. DOC: Luckily, my mind appears to be unaffected by this transformation, although I suppose only time will tell the complete effects this will have on my mental state... MARTY: Can you talk to Einstein? DOC: ... DOC: What?

[gastersreturn]

I can see Papyrus trying to do father-son bonding things with Gaster, like asking to be carried even though he most likely is taller than Gaster.

Oh he sure would, I'm pretty sure Aster would be perfectly incapable to carry Papyrus now

Poor guy is too old for this shit xD

And since you mentionned it, I'll take this as an opportunity to say it

Papyrus IS taller than Aster, and I absolutely love this xD Sans is off competition, he's not even trying x)

[myokk]

As she continued to stare, the deep reds starting to show their colors more clearly as the sun rose - there, underneath the massive bouquet, was a smaller sprig of small, light-pink-almost-white flowers. The deep greens of their leaves made the pale petals stand out even more, and Eloise found herself reaching out once again. As her fingers grasped the stems, a thorn seemed to reach out and prick her finger. She watched as blood bubbled to the surface of her finger and a huge drop fell on the tiny piece of paper tied to the flowers. She hadn't seen it until then; curious, she grabbed it and opened it. The huge smile spreading across her face and the deep flush of her cheeks as her eyes drank in the words couldn't be helped.

Eloise would recognize his beautiful, tiny, neat handwriting anywhere. Her fingers traced the words as she read them once, twice, three times...

Of all the flowers, me thinks a (Wild) Rose is best.

Sebastian doing his research (bc he knows she loves muggle literature) and quoting Shakespeare to her😌

From the latest chapter of my fic🫶

[utilitycaster]

The "labor is entitled to everything it creates" leaving people's bodies when it comes to artistic works. like yes yes yes you think the artist is the bourgeois class and the real enemy is capitalism and also it's so interesting how so many self-proclaimed white leftists in fandom specifically are going after a field in which it is famously difficult to support yourself and which has stuff that they want for free, instead of like. finance.

[javierduffy]

silly drawover because i missed them :]

[whatlurksbean]

Did Hale come out before Thresher's death? And did Thresher care if so? I can't imagine he would have a reason to be transphobic but Thresher was a jerk tho

Hake did come out to Thresher, he came out as trans in chapter 29.

He comes out to his mother and sisters first, and then a few pages later he goes to tell thresher.

Thresher is indifferent at best. I don't see any reason why the cult would be homophobic or transphobic, there is nothing in their laws that would lead them that way. Ultimately, Thresher is evil enough, I don't think he needed to be outrageously transphobic as well.

There is some casual transphobia in WLB, we will see some of it, but I am uninterested in writing anything too harsh. I like trans joy.

[daily-odile]

AUGH I’d love to see more time looping odile if possible,,,,, how do you think she’d like; “devolve” over each of the acts as compared to Siffrin over time :O

ok im gonna be honest i did like portrait edits months ago and just never finished them. so here you go

act 3:

act 5:

[frostgnawdraws]

failure and futility

for day 2 of campfire fest! prompt: third eye (and i guess could also count for explosion, or a lack thereof lol) @outerwilds-events

[hisui555]

Cooking commentary

Or, as my grandma would say : "That's a dish traditionally enjoyable by two people : one to distract the cook, the other to throw it out the nearest window."

Bonus :

(Had the idea to have Hero try to comfort him with kind words, only to accidentally finish him - "Don't worry I mess up vivariums too sometimes and then I can't house the beetles I catch" - with Assok laughing their fabric ass off but... meh, long enough already.)

[licoryce]

imagine if we get a full design for eternal sugar and she's still black

pretty sure we're getting a pink sugar but i love this idea too much, her colors remind me of catty noir