#let her do whatever lmao. he was like. alright fine if it makes you happy dear

[bigfatbreak]

dad villain au: did emilie just. not consider at all that adrien was literally dying at the time. wow

she's in the habit of deciding when Adrien's suffering is acceptable, and if it is, she'll just fix it later.

[a-little-unsteddie]

stuck in your throat || 2.3

2.1 || 2.2 || [here] || 2.4

in todays part: what did chrissy mean by multiple options? is eddie still gonna be standoffish? we’ll see! :D i hope y’all enjoy this part :)

ignore how uhh unrealistic this is lmao it’s very handwavy about pretty much everything <3

About a week later, just a few days before they were set to leave, Steve and Robin pulled into the address that Chrissy had given them. He was surprised to see that it appeared to be a Universal Home and RV lot. He spotted Chrissy and Eddie standing at the entrance of the building, so pulled up next to the car that was parked near by, having seen Eddie get into it during the in-person ‘interview’.

"Hey, guys!" Chrissy greeted cheerfully. Her warm, summer scent immediately let Steve know she was an omega, which he somehow hadn't known before. He wasn't really surprised, if he was honest.

"Hi Chrissy! Eddie," Steve responded, with a slight nod and shy smile to the alpha.

To his surprise, Eddie smiled warmly and greeted him, “Hey, Steve.”

"And you must be Robin," Chrissy said, reaching a hand out to shake the trembling alpha's.

Steve glanced at Robin to gauge her reaction and grinned at the enamored look she had on her face. He nudged her gently, startling her out of it.

“Oh- um- yes! That’s me! Robin! It is so nice to meet you in person, Chrissy,” Robin reciprocated the handshake. Steve noticed she looked like she was about to go on one of her rambles and decided to spare her the mortification. While Steve, and he doubted anyone else, didn’t mind it, he knew that Robin hated when she couldn’t stop talking.

Steve thought it added to her charm.

Robin thought he was full of shit.

“I can’t help but notice we’re at a dealership,” Steve said, interrupting whatever nonsense was about to cone out of Robin’s mouth. She shot him a grateful look, to which he returned a smile.

“Yes! So, as we discussed, we—Hell’s Fire Records—are responsible for your traveling expenses,” she explained with an easy grin. “The best way to do that, we figured, was to get you your own transportation. And because you two already live together, we figured we could do two birds with one stone and get you guys an RV.”

Steve and Robin stared at the other two in shocked silence, mouths open.

Steve was the first to recover, “You- that’s not- we can’t just accept an entire RV,” he breathed, shaking his head.

Eddie tilted his head with a small grin, “It’s part of the contract you signed.” he explained, “both of you did.” he added with a nod towards Robin.

Steve couldn’t believe what he was hearing, but he'd only had Robin give it a once over. She had said everything looked fine. He supposed, this was probably ‘fine’ in her opinion.

“When it said ‘all travel and accommodations expenses paid’, I expected like, gas reimbursement, or paying for hotel rooms,” Steve exclaimed in distress, “not, fuckin’, an entire RV?”

“Oh, that’s also included,” Chrissy cheerfully explained, as if this was normal and not at all insane. Steve let out a noise that was definitely embarrassing for him to have made, but he couldn’t hold it in.

Eddie’s face softened at the sound, “Steve, we want you guys to be comfortable on the road, and you need space to teach Elodie in.”

Robin seemed to snap out of the reverie she had fallen into just then, “I mean,” she started hesitantly, turning to Steve, “they’re not wrong.”

“What?” Steve asked, turning to her in shock.

“I did see something like this in the contract,” she admitted sheepishly, “I just didn’t think that it would be an RV they bought for us. But it makes sense, because you can use part of the RV for a little classroom.”

Steve brought a hand up to pinch the bridge of his nose and let out a sigh. He took a deep breath, and tried to calm his racing heart.

“Okay. Alright, fine. I guess,” he huffed, still not exactly happy with the information.

“Great!” Chrissy exclaimed, clapping her hands together. She turned towards the building and signaled to someone, which led to someone immediately appearing by their group.

“Ah, Mr. Harrington and Ms. Buckley, lovely to meet you,” the man said, smiling warmly. “My name is Winston Graves, but you may call me Winston. Ms. Cunningham told us a little about what we’re looking for and I chose three RVs for us to view today..”

Then the man was off, leading the group towards the center of the lot. Steve followed reluctantly and listened intently at the description of each of the RVs that Winston had chosen.

One had a bed on top of the drivers seat and a small bedroom at the back of the RV, with a living and a kitchen space between them, as well as a tiny bathroom between the kitchen and the back bedroom.

The second just had two twin beds in the same room at the back of the RV, and the last one was similar in layout, just a bit bigger in size.

Steve was torn between choosing one of the cheaper options—the last two described—or choosing the option that was better for what he needed to do while traveling, but was more expensive. He and Robin discussed it quietly, just out of ear shot of both Chrissy and Eddie.

“It’s more money, Robs,” he seethed quietly.

“You need enough room for a mini classroom,” Robin hissed back with a frown. “Besides, either way, we don’t owe them anything out of this. They’re buying it for us. It’s basically already paid for.”

Steve crossed his arms with a scowl. “You know I hate taking handouts,” he muttered, pressing his lips together in a thin line.

His family was rich, but even before he had been disowned because of his secondary gender, his family was weird about money. They often would buy him something and then expect something in return. For his sixteenth birthday, his biological father had bought him a car. Then, after, lorded it over him to be taken away if he didn’t do exactly what they wanted.

Not that Steve had been able to keep the car after his presentation. He hadn’t. His father had it towed and then probably sold it after.

To say he didn’t enjoy when people bought things for him was an understatement. He felt he had to prove himself to earn it.

“It’s literally part of the contract. Legally, they have to buy this for us,” Robin reminded gently, trying to control her scent to soothe Steve easier.

Steve’s nostrils flared as he scented her and he let out a sigh, “Fine. I think we should choose the first one.” he grumpily admitted.

Robin grinned, “Was that so hard?” she teased with no heat, leading them back to the others to share their decision.

“I’m glad you chose that one,” Eddie said, giving Steve a significant look, as if he knew exactly how their conversation had gone.

Steve smiled tensely and shrugged helplessly. “I needed to chose what would be best for Elodie,” he claimed. It was true, but that didn’t mean he had to like the decision.

“Alrighty!” Winston said enthusiastically, probably because he was about to make good commission, which Steve couldn’t fault the man for. He couldn’t tell what his designation was, likely due to some business mandated scent blockers, but Steve guessed he was either a beta or an alpha, based on how he held himself. Everyone was led into the building, and while Steve and Robin had to sign papers, Chrissy and Eddie were taking care of the payment. Steve felt a bit sick looking at the amount of money that was being spent and tried to remind himself that it was for Elodie.

Once they were done, Steve and Robin waited for the other two to finish doing the payment. The look on the employees face was pure joy, and while Steve wasn’t sure if he got more commission when someone paid in full, he was sure that it definitely didn’t hurt.

“At least we can bring more stuff now,” Robin said quietly beside him. Steve tore his gaze away from the others and looked at her.

“That’s true,” he hummed, tapping his fingers restlessly against the opposite bicep. “We’ll probably be able to drive it to our apartment so packing is easier.”

“Oh! I didn’t even think about that. Does that mean I get to drive?” Robin asked excitedly. While Steve was the primary driver—when they did drive—Robin had her license.

“Yep,” he said, popping the ‘p’, rolling his eyes afterwards.

“Fuck yeah,” Robin cheered quietly.

“Alright, here are the two sets of keys,” Eddie said, holding his hands out to each of them. Steve startled and gripped his chest with a gasp.

“Jesus Christ,” he breathed, relaxing as he reached out and grabbed the keys, “you startled me.”

“Just ‘Eddie’, actually,” the alpha teased with a wry grin. Steve’s cheeks turned pink, and he rolled his eyes in response.

“Ha ha,” he said sarcastically with a huff.

The four of them walked out of the dealership together. Someone must have pulled the RV around front while they had filled out the paperwork and paid, as it was parked next to the cars. Steve let himself be a little excited about the prospect of having an RV—it was one of his dream vehicles, even as a pup. He dreamt of having a family he traveled with. His heart sank, but he shook off the feeling, refusing to feel worse about getting the RV than he already felt.

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[rinsuniverse]

wait im back one more LMAO 😭 woozi whos never eeally passionate w kisses, just quick pecks, so one day he and hoshi are drinking and hoshi lets it slip and woozi comes home all :((( i can kiss good :((((( right baby :(((((((

tipsy & kissy with woozi ✧˖°.

this is a CRAZY imagine, but i love it!

woozi isn't the greatest when it comes to physical affection (we all know)

when you're dating him for many months now, you're used to it

you feel extremely lucky when you get him to hug you back, hold your hand, or even give you the quickest peck on your forehead or lips

it'd be a CRAZY lucky day if he wanted to cuddle you

and it wasn't supposed to be any different from that until he gradually got even more comfortable with you

but today, when soonyoung came by your house to pick up woozi for drinks and he watched him give you the QUICKEST, most "boring" (according to hoshi) peck on the lips, he was BOUND to tell woozi about it

woozi isn't the type to get drunk when going out for some casual drinks

but when soonyoung brought up the topic of "why do you only ever barely touch her? how is she supposed to know you love her, man?", woozi finds himself grabbing more and more shots

he was thinking, "they know i love them, right?" and "maybe they complain to their friends about the lack of contact... no way... right?"

"you don't kiss her like you love her."

"but i do love her!"

"then maybe you're not a good kisser."

"me? psh. me? not a good kisser? me? don't kid yourself."

"maybe we should ask her then. i think i have her number-"

"no!"

and jihoon insists they change the subject and they enjoy their drinks together, soonyoung guiding jihoon home from the taxi

when jihoon gets home, his cheeks are pink and his eyes are glistening

soonyoung helps you bring him to bed before leaving himself

you get some water for jihoon and walk over to your bed, sighing

"this isn't like you, ji. are you alright?"

"i'm good, right?"

"um, i don't know, i'm asking you."

his bottom lip juts out as he talks, "i can kiss good, right? tell me, baby"

you chuckle to yourself, "what is this about?"

"you know i love you, right? :((("

"of course," you say, brushing your hand gently through his hair

"do you want me to kiss you more?" he asks, blinking his eyelashes at you

"ji, it's up to you. i'm fine with whatever you're comfortable with-"

"i'm a good kisser."

"okay..?"

"tell me that i'm a good kisser."

"you're a good kisser."

"no, like, you have to actually mean it."

"i do mean it, silly."

he grabs your cheek and caresses it with his thumb, pulling you close so that your noses are touching

"soonyoung thinks i'm not a good boyfriend to you"

"you're drunk"

"i'm not that drunk, just tipsy," he says, pushing his forehead against yours and closing his eyes. "sorry, it's probably weird."

"no, it's cute," you smile. "it would be nice if you kissed me more. or longer."

he nods against you. "i'll try," he mumbles, before leaning forward and kissing you

he counts the seconds in his head before backing away

"is that good?"

"yep," you say, your cheeks almost as pink as his. "you're a good kisser."

"give me a few more months and i'll get even better."

"okay, silly."

jihoon loves you, but don't expect to see his love through physical affection

but when he does get the balls to do more than just silly pecks or loose hugs (or is in a clingy mood), he doesn't mind showing you how he feels about you

he wants you to be able to brag about him to your friends, tho he'd never admit that out loud.

overall, sometimes he'll try to be more lovey dovey through physical affection just to make you happy and make you feel loved

thank you so much for this silly request! it's a side of jihoon we don't expect to see much. feel free to leave more requests of things you'd like to see from me! ✧( ु•⌄• )◞◟( •⌄• ू )✧

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[jackfrombaskinrobbins]

the avengers meeting your boyfriend [teenage avenger headcanons!]

type of writing: headcanons / scenario

word count: 1.2k

request: yes / no

original request: can you do one where the reader gets a boyfriend and everybody is getting overprotective and when they see their door closed they all bust in while we are watching a movie bc they thought the reader & bf were making out so they give them “the talk”😭😭

dynamic: avengers x teen!reader (teenage avenger series)

characters: so many oml but some include tony stark, bruce banner, natasha romanoff, clint barton, thor, steve rogers, scott lang, bucky barnes, wanda maximoff, sam wilson, there's probably more but that's all i'll put for now lol

a/n: y'all know i had to use this picture LMAO anyways ty for the request!!! two in one day #slay (that rhymes) requests are still open, send in an ask whenever :)

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ok first i’m gonna name ur bf so it doesn’t get confusing

HAHA

let’s call him

jack

guys i’m so unoriginal pls ignore :’)

anyways so you had been dating jack for a while

he had asked you to go to midtown’s winter formal together :) 

and ofc u didn’t tell any of the avengers bc u KNEW they wouldn’t react well

but of COURSE mr. peter parker was so excited that he had to open his big mouth

miles kicked him under the table but it was too late

“who asked you to the formal y/n?” natasha asked, a small smile on her face

you could FEEL yourself blushing

all you wanted to do was like sink into the floor

which is actually physically possible (though it’s an anomaly)

bruce told you that :D 

anyways you just shook your head 

so then HARLEY decided to go “jack lastname”

IM REALLY BAD AT NAMES IM SORRY

and you were ready to die

right then and there

if the grim reaper decided it was your time you would be fine with it

so tony goes “jack lastname… huh.”

“tony, please don’t – “ you tried, but he was already there.

“jarvis, can you run a background check on that kid.”

you were so embarrassed.

miles, sweet sweet miles tried to change the subject

“so um… steve. how was… your day.”

but then there was sam wilson butting in

“when is winter formal anyway? you know we gotta know so we can take pictures.”

and that made you, harley, peter, and miles groan

tony was still looking at some tablet or whatever.

“stark!” came thor’s booming voice. “i thought you said no electronic devices were permitted at the dinner table! if they were, i would be much happier!!”

“yeah yeah. well they’re not. i’m busy.” tony replied, dismissing the god with a wave of his hand.

and happy, who was right next to tony, kept leaning over and shaking his head or nodding.

SO EMBARRASSING

anyways once you got done with dinner you went to put the dishes in the dishwasher robot

idk why i said it like that but it’s basically this cool thing where you put the dishes in the sink and this robot will wash them & put them away

very nice bc doing the dishwasher is so much work sometimes.

but then wanda, nat and carol came in

and you KNEW they were gonna try to get you to talk

“i’ll tell you guys later.” you spoke, trying to end the embarrassment. 

“come on y/n! we want to see him at least.” carol said, tilting her head and raising a brow.

“ok fine.” you said, and pulled up a picture of jack. you showed it to them for like one second and then put your phone back in your pocket.

“hey wait! no fair! i wanna see! yeah.” came the voices of sam, clint, scott, and bucky as they tried to fight their way into the kitchen.

“that’s a hard no. maybe i’ll bring him here after the dance. harley peter miles and i were already going to stay over. then he could walk by you guys for TWO SECONDS and then do something with me.”

“alright.” said sam, crossing his arms and nodding.

“seems fair!” said bruce.

“perfect.” you replied, leaving the room to leave them all to inevitably gossip.

SKIP AHEAD

ok so it’s winter formal

and you strategically told jack to meet you there so that the avengers couldn’t bombard him during picture taking time.

so y’all had a super fun time

& u slow danced with each other 🤭🤭

it was super fun

but you were kind of dreading going back to the tower

you had told jack about being an avenger a few weeks ago

and he was super excited to meet them all

jack is like super sweet & really awesome

so it put you at ease a little bit.

so you went back to the tower with him

peter harley and miles had gone to get ice cream and were coming back later

so you did the retinal and fingerprint scan that would let you into the elevator

and you went up to the main floor (so you could get to your room)

but ofc they were all there

and so you took jack’s hand and brought him over to where they all were

he was lowkey freaking out

and bro

bucky and sam and clint and scott looked so unamused

tony and happy too

SO YOU JUST TRIED TO KEEP IT CIVIL

but they all were acting so clipped and like not charismatic 

idk

but wanda, steve and bruce were rly nice so that put jack at ease a little bit

anyways so then you took jack to your room

you guys had been planning to watch a movie together

he was kind of nervous because he didn’t think the avengers liked him

but you assured him they did

(at least you hoped)

anyways you turned on the movie & watched it

and it was soo funny so y’all were laughing a lot

BUT THEN THE DOOR SUDDENLY OPENED

and it was so loud you got freaked out fr

but then you saw it was tony, bucky, sam and steve.

“y/n. could you go out in the hall for a minute.” steve said.

“this is my room!!” you tried, but tony just pointed out to the hall. 

“i’m sorry jack.” you said to your boyfriend

jack was literally about to cry omg

poor thing

“don’t be mean.” you said as you left, taking extra care to give them all a withering stare

natasha and bucky had taught you that skill well bc you saw sam shiver HAHA

so you went to the hall and clint, scott, and natasha were standing there.

“what are they DOING??” you hissed at them.

“they’re just worried for you y/n. they wanted to talk to the kid.” natasha assured you, patting your shoulder.

“yeah, nothin’ to worry about!!” scott added, a big grin on his face

“well i really don’t trust that coming from you.” you replied

“well tony thought you guys were kissing in there!” clint laughed.

although it turned into an “ow” when natasha elbowed him

“he WHAT?!” you replied

“yeah, that’s why he came up here. he said he wanted the most intimidating ones to go make that kid afraid or something.” scott added. “not sure why he didn’t ask me…”

you gave scott a nod but then made your way back into your room, crossing your arms and raising a brow as tony, bucky, sam and steve turned towards you.

“hey y/n.” sam said, raising a hand to wave.

“are you guys done now? i’d like to finish the movie.” you said, trying to be stern.

“i think we are. right jack?” steve said, standing up and gesturing towards your boyfriend.

“yes sir! i mean steve. i mean mr. rogers?” he said, clearly scared out of his mind.

“yeah yeah. alright. get out please!!” you said, guiding them out of your room.

bucky was the last to leave, but despite you pushing him, he turned back to face your boyfriend.

“hey, you. hurt them in any way and i’ll find you.” he said, accompanied by his signature deathstare.

then he gave a little salute to you. 

“night kid. don’t stay up too late.”

and then he was gone.

“did he really mean that??” jack said, eyes wide.

“yeah, he did.” you said, sitting beside him and holding his hand. “isn’t that sweet?”

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[hazbin-hotlee37]

please lee lucifer i want a cute, ticklish lucifer!

These people could be Alastor and Charlie, and I think the reason for the tickling might be because Charlie sees his father a little sad. Lucifer was in a bad mood that day. Anyway, Charlie is upset because he hates it when his father is sad, and seeing Charlie upset, Alastor wants to know why, and Charlie asks Alastor for help to make his father happy! I would be very happy if you write, thank you!

Hmmmmm, love the depressed, autistic dads lmao

I gotchu

Lee!Lucifer, Ler!Charlie & Ler!Alastor. (Mentioned AdamsApple)

Light of My Life

Lucifer laid on his bed, staring at the ceiling. Everything had been going great, so why was he feeling so… so numb? He hated days like this, especially since he had promised to hang out with Charlie! Since Adam was busy trying to reconnect with his own kids, which of course Lucifer supported! 100%! But… He wished his lover was here… God, that’s selfish isn’t it? 

Luci sighed and found the energy to pick up his phone and text his daughter, telling her that he couldn’t hang out. He didn’t really say why, and he knew it would make Charlie curious. That’s… Kinda what he was hoping for…

Charlie felt her phone vibrate and looked at the text, she got concerned instantly. Her dad canceled? That was rare nowadays, before he did it more times than she could count but now? He never, and I mean Never, canceled. For the reason of wanting to repair their relationship. So, this was concerning.

“Is everything alright, dear?” The Radio Demon asked, his head tilted curiously.

“O-Oh! Al, hey, I didn’t see you there! I’m doing fine, it’s just my dad-..” She paused upon seeing the deer demon's ears twitch curiously.

“Whatever could be the problem with the King of Hell himself?” Alastor asks with a slightly more sinister smirk.

“I’m not sure, he just canceled our hang out though. Which is so unlike him nowadays…” The Princess of Hell says with a sigh, putting her phone away. “I’m gonna go check on him…”

“Well, let me join you! I’ve been in need of some new entertainment” Alastor says with a smirk, his hands behind his back.

“*Sigh* Fine, but don’t mess with him, okay?”

“Well… That’s a lot less Fun, but fine.”

The two walked over to Lucifer’s quarters of the hotel, knocking on the door. There was a soft groan and response and the door opened magically, so they entered. Charlie let out a soft gasp at her fathers current condition.

Lucifer was curled up in bed, his hair a mess, wearing ducky pajamas. His room was messed up as well, lots of rubber ducks scattered around as well as random little notes, since he wasn’t the best at remembering things.

“Oh gosh, dad… I didn’t think things got this bad… What happened..?” Charlie asks, sitting on the bed by her father.

“Heyy, Char…. I’m just… Having one of those days… Sorry, I-I canceled on ya… I-I-I-... I just can’t today…” Luci mutters with a shaky sigh, not able to look his daughter in the eye.

Alastor remained silent, he felt… Conflicted. Concerned even… He’s never seen the King of Hell himself so low, it just reminded him that anyone could be vulnerable, no matter how powerful.

“Dad, it’s fine, trust me. I just wanna make sure you’re okay… I-I know you said things were bad when you were alone, so…- I’m here, Dad” The princess of hell says as she pulls her dad into a hug, who gratefully hugs back. Though, she accidentally squeezed Lucifer’s sides, who in response, let out a squeak (That sounded similar to a rubber duck). 

Both Alastor and Charlie perked up a little and shared a softer smile as they looked at each other then back to a now nervously-giggling king.

“W-Wahait-.. Charlie. Charlie, no… No….. NO- Chaharlie!” The fallen angel burst into bright, bubbly giggles as he felt his daughter’s fingers scribble over his sides.

“Maybe this will cheer you up!” Charlie says with a smile.

“While normally, I may not be the biggest fan of yourself, your highness, I do have to say… This is quite the adorable sight.” Alastor says with a smirk as he gently takes hold of Lucifer’s wrist and starts tracing his claw over his hand and palm.

“Ehehehe! Ohoho gohosh! C-Chahar, EEP! Ahalastor!” The fallen angel squeaked and giggled but didn’t pull away, because it was actually working. It was helping…

“Tickle tickle, dad! Aww, your laugh is actually really cute!”

“I must agree with you, Charlie! It's not something I would’ve expected from the King of Hell himself!”

“Ohoho gohoodness mehe! Ihihi- Ehehehahaha! *Hic!* O-Okahay- Okahay, Chahaharlie! Naha- Nononono NOhoho”

Suddenly both Charlie and Alastor got a face full of feathers, it even knocked Alastor over onto the floor. Lucifer quickly folded up his wings, feeling slightly bad but also giggling slightly.

“Oof-! My goodness-... That was quite rude, if I do say so myself” Alastor says sarcastically, standing up and dusting himself off.

“Ah! I’m sorry-” Luci says with a soft smile.

“It’s alright, dad. Are you feeling better..?” The Princess of Hell asks with a slight smile.

“Yeah, yeah… Thanks, Char. You’re the best” The King of Hell says as he hugs his daughter, who happily hugs back.

“But… This doesn’t mean you’re off the hook” 

“Ohh… no” 

“Welp, that’s my que to leav-”

Let’s just say, revenge was happily served.

[allisonlol]

Hi how are you? First I wanna tell you that your writing is amazing and I really enjoy reading you work. Keep up with it💕

So... can request headcanons (or drabble, whatever you prefer) where the reader asks Nikolai gogol (they're dating) to cut her hair? I think his reaction would be funny cause he seems to care deeply about his hair...

Tysm and also, no pressure!💕💕

a/n: i'm doin pretty good, thank you sm :D this is such a cute req i added some others as well if that's alr <3 it's fitting since yesterday i literally chopped off all my hair lmao, i feel like nanno now hehe

warnings: implied fem reader, no specific hair type or length mentioned

(Nikolai, Dazai, Chuuya) When Their S/O Asks Them to Cut Her Hair

Nikolai

i can't decide if this is a good decision or a disastrous one

granted he does have pretty hair and seems to take good care of it himself but...

i just think that nikolai + a pair of scissors + your hair = a possible disaster

but you were willing to give it a try, apparently

when you told nikolai that you wanted him to cut your hair, his face lit up immediately

throws you into a chair and pulls all the stuff he needs out of his overcoat??

you're starting to have second thoughts that this MIGHT not be the best idea when he literally grabs a chunk of your hair and just...cuts it off

too late to stop now huh 0-0

mf also doesn't let you look in a mirror until the very end?? so ur anxiety was skyrocketing while he does who knows what to your hair

teases you at the end and won't flip the mirror around for you to see so you YANK it out of his hands

but?? you're shocked to see it actually looks?? really good??

bro even styled it for you like damn! nikolai why are you busy being a terrorist when you could be a hairstylist instead!

& depending on the length you wanted it he may have given you a little matching braid like his <3

Dazai

um so we all know how i feel about him

and i'm sorry but there's no way this is turning out the way you wanted it. like why would you even let this man bring scissors near your hair

you'd wanted to change your hair pretty drastically and figured hell, why not ask your bf so you can save money instead of going to a stylist

and sure it's a great idea on the surface, but this is dazai we're talking about

ofc he's all excited about it. won't shut up about how he's going to make you look "better than ever before" ??

dazai's like "i do my own hair so, as you can see, you can trust me" mf all i see is ur goofy ass uneven haircut but ok

another one who won't let you look into the mirror until he's finished

does it in like 10 minutes too?? and that's when you KNOW something's gonna be very wrong

spins your chair around to face the mirror and you're fr flabbergasted. like >:0

pls you jump up from the chair and are ready to start throwing punches ngl!!

let's just say you lost more money afterwards trying to get it fixed than if you'd went to the hairdresser in the first place

Chuuya

aah. my beloved <3

so. you either hate or you love chuuya's hairstyle and i'm one of the mfs that loves it (it is very gorgeous to me??)

n i already know y'all are gonna be like "how ru gonna say dazai's hair is bad but like chuuya's" it's an acquired taste alright

some may call it BAD taste but i think this man knows what he's doing when it comes to hairstyling. not as good as nikolai, but you can trust him whenever you wanna change things up

i feel like he's definitely nervous about it tho :') like he's just so worried he'll mess it up & you'll be mad lmao

hit him with the "so you can't do it? alr i'll ask someone else" and BAM he's shoving you down in a chair & asking what you want done with ur hair

works every time

is overly cautious. sits you right in front of a mirror and fr asks "is this ok" before cutting each section?? ur just like "yes sweetie, for the third time that's fine" :')

chuuya just wants you to be happy okay

the end result is no surprise since he basically walked you thru the whole thing but, i'll have you know it looked great <3

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[darling-i-read-it]

The Mistress

Harry Gardner x fem!reader

Word Count: 2k

Warnings: smut (blowjob), cheating, sex in a public bathroom literally while his family is in the other room (who am i) 

Author’s Note: Hi love! Sorry this took so long! I feel like I went with the slightly creepy route straight into a bj lmao so I hope you like it. I don’t know how I feel lmaoo

Requested by anon, Happy to hear you're doing well, hun! I'm so excited to see your upcoming pieces because these most recent two are absolute gems 💗(I'm a big GTA and RE fan what can I saw I was overjoyed to see them 🤭)

Don't mind me with another Harry request (my sincere apologies, I'm obsessed 😌) I had this potentially spicy plot in mind - Harry x fem!reader. When he sees her being flirty with someone but cannot let his jealousy show since his wife is like RIGHT there. But still makes sure to let her know how much she upset him later on 😉 Take your time with this sweetie and if you don't feel like writing it that's totally ok too! 🤗 Thank you for gracing this site with your lovely works and making my day with them as well. Take care and have a wonderful day/night ~ Addie ❤

I don’t own these characters. They belong to author/director/creator

(not my gif)

Harry’s love for his wife was obligatory. The love he had for her was necessary, to keep their family going. He had created a space where he could comfortably do his job and be seen as successful. He had the wife, the house, and the kid. He had the room to grow and the means to do it. 

But you…you were not a want. You were a need. You were alluring in his worst times, gorgeous in his best. He could watch you move for hours and wonder what it was about you that entranced him. He could picture you from the bed as you slipped your clothes on and the memory filled his entire eyesight. He could see nothing else but you when you were there. 

You were like one of the people he wrote about. You were unreal. He couldn’t live without you now. 

“You’re starring,” your voice broke him from his thoughts. Sometimes he forgot you were actually there. You sat on the side of the bed, arms moving with grace down to your feet. You put your socks on, side eyeing him. “Everything alright?” 

“Uh huh.” He was in a shitty motel with sheets that he knew hadn’t been washed in far too long. 

“H?” You sat up straight. He grabbed your hand, shaking his head. 

“I’m fine,” he promised. You pursed your lips, nodding slowly. 

“You have to get back.” The time schedule he was on was brutal. Sometimes he wondered if the life he had was even worth all this. Couldn’t he just live here with you forever? The misery of his demonic child and his never ending wife seemed like a hell he had trapped himself in. When had he wanted that? “Henry.” 

“I’m here. I swear. I just don’t want to leave you.” Your face read the emotions he was feeling. You didn’t want to leave either but someone had to. If this thing was to be sustainable, you had to go. 

“I never thought I’d be here you know,” you muttered. Even your voice sounded melodic. “In bed with a married man. Jesus. What would my mother say?” He felt a pang of guilt but not for the person who he should’ve. He had put you in this position. You could’ve been living a life with a free man, someone to show you off to the world. Instead you were in shitty hotels by the ocean, the salt coming in through broken window frames. 

“I’m sorry,” he whispered. You shook your head. 

“It’s alright. We’re in this boat together, hm?” He grabbed your hand and held it. The hand that had just been all over him, the hand that had felt every inch of his body. You must have been thinking about it too because you kissed him gently. A goodbye kiss. He wanted to curse, to beg you to stay. He didn’t. 

“I need to write you into a story,” he said against your lips. 

“Oh yeah? The girl who never got what she wanted?” 

“The girl who could get whatever she desired.” 

“That sounds better than my thing.” You smiled gently. “I’ll see you later?” He nodded, a promise he was sure to keep. He hoped he wouldn’t see you around town before that, for the sake of his life. For the sake of yours! You stood up. “I’m excited to read what you write me into. Hopefully a better situation than this.” 

You thought about the character of you and envied her. You would be her one day, you hoped. 

-

She was like fire if it never spread. Her silence was dangerous, the presence of her was terrifying. Electrifying was an understatement. She was the lightning that made electricity. She was the origin, the start, the very being that could bring down trees with a touch. She was-

“What’re you writing?” Doris’s voice was like nails on a chalkboard. His initial reaction scared him a bit and he tried to be more caring. 

“Nothing. Nothing, I don’t think anyway.” He shut his computer. 

“Are we still going out to dinner?” 

“Yes. Yeah, sorry, time got away from me.” He got up from the chair. Doris was standing beside Alma who had her coat and shoes on already. She was giving Harry a look of disinterest, similar to her mothers. But Doris at least tried to cover it with a feign emotion, one he couldn’t grasp. “Coming.” 

They piled into the car and were quickly arriving at a small diner. The small diners in Provincetown were stereotypical and uninteresting. There was little local color and little locals. He saw you the second he walked in, like you had attracted his eyes like a magnet. You were sitting at the counter, a milkshake between your hands. Your hair fell in front of your eyes a bit as a smile played on your face. His eyes followed to the waiter you were speaking to. A man about your age, sharing your smile. The jealousy in him was surprising. He didn’t own you. 

But he wanted to. 

You hadn’t seen him yet. Maybe he could convince Doris to leave and go somewhere else. 

“Right here. You’re the newer family right? Big house on the water?” Their waitress said, gesturing to the table. Doris had been speaking and he hadn’t even noticed. 

“Yes ma’am,” Harry responded. 

“We don’t get lots of visitors here, except for the writers.”

“My husbands the writer,” Doris explained. At the mention of the topic, you turned your head ever so slightly. Your eyes locked for just a moment, zero panic in your face. It was like you didn’t even know him. You turned your head back to the waiter behind the counter. 

“What kinds of things do you write?” the waitress asked. 

“Screenplays.” “Anything I’ve seen?” 

“Not yet,” Doris promised. You were too distracting. He couldn’t stay here with you. His phone buzzed and he knew it was you. He checked it obsessively, turning it towards him so that Doris and Alma couldn’t see. 

I’m sorry, you texted. He didn’t answer. 

“Can I get you started with some waters?” 

His eyes flickered to you. Smiling at the waiter, a gentle comradery. It made him sick. 

“Yes please,” Doris said. She watched him and his discomfort but couldn’t find the source of it. The waitress left, leaving them alone, without a buffer between him and you. He opened up his phone again, staring at the message. You should leave. Why weren’t you leaving? “Everything okay?” 

He couldn’t hear what you were saying but he could see your hand brushing the waiters. Closer to your age, likely not married. Attainable. You could have something attainable. He glanced at Doris and nodded curtly. 

“I just need to go to the bathroom.” He got up, loudly. She scoffed, nodding. 

“Okay.” He pushed past you. Your eyes followed him as he turned the corner. You looked back at the waiter. 

“If you’ll excuse me, I have to use the little girls room.” You slid off the stool with a small smile and left your milkshake. You turned the corner and knocked on the men's bathroom door. It opened quickly. It was the type of bathroom that was private, without stalls. Just two rooms. 

Harry grabbed your hand and dragged you inside. He shut the door and locked it behind you. 

“I didn’t know you would be here,” you argued. He was standing so close to you, practically pining you to the door. 

“Who was that?” 

“Who was who?” 

“Don’t act coy,” he spat. You had never seen him so angry, jealousy practically dripping from his eyes. 

“The waiter? He’s a friend.” 

“That all?” “Harry, we can't do this right now. Your family is outside. Come on, we’ll talk later.” You made no movement. He starred, at you, at your features, the ones he could always find comfort in. He grabbed your wrist. “Harry?”

“Get on your knees.” 

You raised an eyebrow but the look in his eyes was too alluring to argue. He was usually gentle and guiding through sex, always careful with you even when he was rougher. You didn’t mind the demanding tone in his voice. You slinked down the door, onto your knees. You looked up at him. 

He was gazing down at you, his hand cupping your chin. You waited to see what he would do. Was he being so daring because his family was out there? Had you crossed a line neither of you had dared to verbalize? 

You put your hands on his waistband. He nodded, ushering you along. You undid his belt and fought with his jeans to pull them down. It didn’t take long for him to get hard at the adrenaline of the moment and you sitting before him. You pumped with your hand, staring up at him still. 

You wanted to tell him the waiter meant nothing. But actions spoke louder than words. You wrapped your lips around him, eyes locked, a glaze over his. He was staring at you like you were a meal. As you moved up and down, bobbing your head back and forth, he grabbed a fist full of your hair. He started to guide you more forcefully, a jealousy lacing his touch. 

You came up for air as minimally as you could. He lasted too long. His family was going to miss him. They would see your lone milkshake and wonder which of you would leave first. There weren’t enough people in this diner to not connect the dots. 

His precum was drooling down your chin. He wanted to fuck you. He knew he didn’t have time. Instead he let you make him cum, swallowing everything you could, making an erotic gagging noise as you did so. His moans came out muffled but clear, head tilted back in pleasure. 

You wiped your mouth, leaning your head against the door. 

“Feel better?” you asked. He scoffed. He helped you up, catching you as you stumbled. He kissed you, tasting himself among your lips. He could stay here with you forever and starve happily. “You go out first,” you muttered. “I’ve gotta wash up.” 

He nodded. He stared at you for a moment longer, brushing your hair out of your face. You locked eyes and the intimacy filled up the bathroom. You wanted to kiss him again but knew you had no time. You would have to let him go, just this once. 

“Thanks,” he muttered under his breath. 

“Anytime H.” You slithered away from him. “Pull your pants up and go back to your family.”

[bordysbae]

Bordy comforting you when you feel like nobody understand you and u just really feel sad because of your friends and social anxiety and need comfort. 🤍🤍

Sorry lmao, this how i feel AHAHHAAH

“the bar”

thomas bordeleau x reader

word count: 0.8k

mon chérie - my dear

also! if ANY of you ever need someone to talk to about anything i promise i don’t bite! i also struggle with bad social anxiety so i know exactly how you feel, and i’d be more than happy to talk with any of you guys! don’t be afraid to message me if you feel like you need a friend to talk to <3

if this isn’t what you wanted just lmk!

your friends had invited you earlier in the week to go out to the local bar everyone goes to on friday nights. as much as you hated bars and parties, you felt pressured into going so you said yes. as you’re standing quietly behind your friends as they order their drinks, it suddenly becomes your turn to order. “y/n, what do you want?” your roommate smiles at you. your heart begins to race, you hated ordering for yourself. “i uh, i-i’ll get whatever you got i guess” you shrug. she nods and turns around to order you a drink, which you have no idea what it even was.

as time passes slowly and your friends become more intoxicated, they slowly slip away from you into the crowd leaving you standing in a corner alone, still sipping on the drink you ordered at least an hour ago. your mind feels like it’s running at a million miles per hour, so you walk through the crowded room and head for the bathroom. as you walk farther away from the music the less loud it sounds, until you lock yourself in the one stall bathroom, causing the music to become muffled. you open up your contacts and press the first person you can think of, your boyfriend thomas. “y/n? what’s going on?” he says groggily, causing you glance up at the time in the corner of your screen, seeing it’s already 12:32. “oh no i’m so sorry, did i wake you?” you say as you frantically pace around the small bathroom. “yes but it’s alright, what’s going on mon chérie? i thought you were with your friends” “i am, sort of. they all got drunk and ran off somewhere, and m-my mind is going too fast for me to think straight. i- i think i’m having an anxiety attack” you stutter out to him. you hear the alert in his voice as he says, “let me venmo you for an uber, come back to my place love.” “o-okay. i need to find my friends, i-i’ll call you from the uber” you say, as you hang up the phone to go face your fears of the large group just outside of the bathroom door.

as you exit the bathroom you feel your phone vibrate as thomas sends you money for an uber, and that’s when you see your roommate and 1 of the other people you went out with. “y/n! where were you?” your roommate asks, nearly slurring her words. “i went to the bathroom, i um, i think im gonna head home. i’m having really bad anxiety right now.” “oh, okay? how are you getting home?” “thomas got me an uber” “alright, bye y/n! see you tomorrow, now let’s go dance c’mon!” she says as she grabs the hand of your other drunk friend and they both scurry off into the crowd. you’re kidding. my own roommate can’t even stay with me ‘till the uber comes? you think to yourself. you see that the uber is almost here, so you make your way through the crowd and outside to the cold, late night, michigan air. you get into the uber and call thomas back. you smile softly as his face fills the frame of your phone screen. “you got the uber just fine?” he asks, rubbing his eyes. “yes thank you love.” you smile, acting as if your mind isn’t still running too fast for your liking.

you didn’t even realize how fast your brain was going until suddenly you’re brought back to earth as thomas opens his front door, embracing you in his warmth. “hi mon chérie, come in” he says as he steps aside to let you in. his words cause tears to brim at your eyes, which you try not to let fall. you haven’t felt this overwhelmed in a very long time, so this is a lot for you.

you both walk into his bedroom and he gestures for you to sit on his bed, as he walks over to his closet grabbing you a pair of his sweats and a hoodie. once you slip the clothes on and do your night routine, you crawl into bed next to him as he lifts the covers for you. “cmon lets cuddle” he says softly as you curl up next to him. as he pulls you closer to him, the tears from earlier you thought had disappeared come back, falling down your cheeks. “oh y/n, what’s wrong?” he says, as he gently runs his fingers through your hair as your head rests against his bare chest. “i feel so stupid, i cant even go out on a friday night with my friends without having an anxiety attack. and when i told my friends, th-they just ran off, barely even caring. i just feel so embarrassed” you say, tears staining your cheeks.

thomas lifts you off of his chest gently and sits up, looking down at you. “stop. you are far from stupid, you’re a human. it’s normal to feel anxious at times, and anxiety is not an ‘unnormal’ thing. i love you for who you are and your friends suck if they don’t stick around to care for you. i love you more than words can even describe and i hate seeing you like this” he says, pulling you into a hug. you wrap your arms around his bare back, and he rocks you both side to side slowly. “can we go to sleep, i just want tonight to be over” “of course my love” he says, laying you both down onto his bed softly. you cuddle into his side, his warm skin being all that you feel against you. you gently trace his tattoos until you feel your eyes begin to flutter shut, and you let them. a soft kiss being pressed against your temple is the last thing you feel as you fall into a warm, deep sleep next to the one person who you love most in this world.

[sparkymalone]

Never fear, I got more

Natsumi: Is that a hickey?

Fuyuhiko: What?? No. It's a.. Mosquito bite..

Natsumi: Oh alright

Hajime *walking in*: Hey guys

Natsumi: Hey Mosquito

Hey guys, it's been a hot minute, y'all want a drabble?

Hajime loved his boyfriend's body, every square inch of it.

Whenever he got the opportunity to see Fuyuhiko naked, it was like the sun coming out on a cloudy day. It was beautiful and perfect, skinny but somehow shapely, pale skin marked with freckles and scars that only Hajime got to see.

The only thing better than seeing his boyfriend's body was touching his boyfriend's body. Fuyuhiko was so sensitive, and his response to Hajime's hands and mouth was absolutely intoxicating. Hajime could spend hours kissing and caressing Fuyuhiko's skin, if only the volatile boy would let him.

One of Hajime's favorite things to do to his boyfriend was to leave little hickies and bite marks wherever Fuyuhiko would allow. Usually that restricted him to anywhere that could be covered with clothing. And, most of the time, that was fine. Hajime was perfectly happy to mark the hell out of Fuyuhiko's shoulders, collarbone, chest, stomach, thighs-

But occasionally he would get a little carried away and leave marks where he shouldn't. He loved to kiss Fuyuhiko's neck, and it was very easy to get lost in his lover's moans and end up sucking a little too hard.

So when he caught Fuyuhiko staring at his neck in the mirror, Hajime immediately felt guilty. There, stark against the yakuza heir's pale skin, was a very obvious hickey. What's worse, it was just above Fuyuhiko's collar line, just out of the fabric's reach.

Fuyuhiko turned to glare at him and Hajime held his hands up defensively. “I'm sorry!”

“You bastard, everyone is gonna see this thing!” the blonde griped.

“I'll be more careful next time,” Hajime promised, knowing there wasn't much he could do about the current blemish. He paused, lowering his voice. “Besides, you didn't seem to mind when I was making it.”

Fuyuhiko flushed dark red and gave the taller boy a shove. “Sh-Shut up!”

Hajime chuckled at his boyfriend's flustered reaction. Everything he did was so cute, and Hajime pulled him closer so he could tell him just how much he loved him.

***

Eventually, the two of them made it out of Fuyuhiko's room. The hickey was long-forgotten, considering how many other marks were now hidden beneath Fuyuhiko's clothes.

Hajime headed for the bathroom while Fuyuhiko made his way to the living room. He wasn't too surprised to find Natsumi lounging on the couch, scrolling on her phone.

“Hey,” he greeted her.

“Hey,” she replied disinterestedly.

Fuyuhiko sat in what space was left on the couch, beginning to scroll on his own phone. He didn't notice when his sister sat up, but he did notice her derisive giggle.

She pointed at his neck, having caught sight of the mark there. “Is that a hickey?”

Fuyuhiko instinctively slapped a hand over his neck, blushing wildly. “What?! No! Don't be stupid!”

Natsumi grinned at him like she had him figured out. “Hiko, were you and Hajime making out~?”

Her brother glared at her, too embarrassed to admit that that was exactly what had happened. “It's not a hickey,” he insisted. “It's… uh… a mosquito bite!”

She raised an eyebrow at him, clearly not buying his answer, but she backed off. “Okay, whatever.”

They sat in awkward silence for a while as they both went back to their phones. Fuyuhiko was going to kill his boyfriend.

As if on cue, Hajime finally wandered into the room. “Oh, hey, Natsumi,” he greeted the girl pleasantly.

Natsumi smirked up at him. “Hey, ‘Mosquito.’”

Fuyuhiko blushed again, turning to shout at his sister, who burst into a fit of laughter.

Hajime was very confused.

Short and sweet. Full disclosure, I've had this ask for SO LONG, lmao. Sorry it took so long, anon! And sorry to the other prompts still waiting in my inbox. I'm going to get to them soon!

[adamwarlock]

hi edith as the only other person on here that i follow that enjoys adam what did you think about him in Vol.3? i think in my head once i let myself enjoy movie adam and comic adam as not two separate beings but obvious differences that i really enjoyed will's performance and i would be excited to see him again :)

HIII :) I feel you he's definitely mcu flavored but I liked Poulter's performance, I think he desperately needed a little more screen time but I was actually pretty pleased with what we got characterization wise. I have no faith in the mcu so the fact that I do feel like it IS Adam on screen, in his infancy, even if he's a little goofier than usual, it made me smile and I'm happy with it. I can understand why some people think they completely butchered him though lol but I disagree, I think James Gunn laid decent groundwork from which he can grow into the more serious/independent/insane person that he becomes later. He hasn't quite earned the title "Warlock" yet.

Spoiler thoughts under the read more.

My biggest problem with it all really is that Adam's not woven into the narrative well enough, after Ayesha's death his role in the story feels pretty aimless. It bothers me that we don't even get a hint of how he feels about his Mother dying after trying to save her, we needed at least a single line to address that and I would've liked some sort of final confrontation between him and the High Evolutionary. Everything before Ayesha's death is fine imo, Adam just doesn't really get to do anything at the end of the movie besides saving Peter which is a huge shame because it only needs a small rewrite to make it work.

I feel like his "redemption" is otherwise alright though, I like that he grows attached to that little furry creature and he mentions wanting credit for Rocket's capture so H.E doesn't kill the Sovereign, which gives him a reason to keep hunting the guardians that's not really malicious just misguided. With how young he is he still needs guidance and is seeking purpose and his own moral compass so I think Groot giving him a second chance and Adam taking that to heart is maybe a little cheesy but good, actually.

It's the little things that win me over though; he's obviously arrogant even if he still listens to his mommy, the Pieta and the Creation of Adam references (with Adam in God's place!!!), I love that H.E mentions there's something WRONG with him even outside of being born prematurely & he got to have a classic "WHY?" moment. And Gunn didn't fuck up his speech mannerisms horrifically even though he's British, it makes me giggle when he calls the High Evolutionary a "extraordinary phallus"... the comedy works for me tbh. Also he's powerful!! Wiping the floor with everybody so he has to be stabbed through the chest and blown up twice just to slow him down. Feels good feels organic. :)

Ayesha being his mom is kinda whatever though but we just didn't get enough scenes with them + the High Evolutionary so. Shrug.

OH one minor nitpick but while I don't mind him joining the GOTG at the end because he's still in his baby Him era, Adam's ego is too big to stay on a team where he's not the leader so I'm gonna need to see him butt heads with Rocket next time like he did with Ayesha.

TL;DR I'm shocked the mcu actually kinda pulled through on this for me but I love him. I'm terrified to see where they're gonna take him after this though because a decent start doesn't mean much if they just fuck him up later lmao.

I think that's all the thoughts I have... Overall it was good I liked it :) Obviously they could've done SOOOOO much more with Adam/Ayesha/the High Evolutionary but without any major rewrites Gunn just fumbled the ending a little bit lol. The costume is hideous though and the GOTG uniform is just whatever, I'm still praying on my hands and knees that he gets to have a emotional breakdown that turns him goth later.

[asakiooi]

So I haven’t read the book yet but…

From my very obscured memory with the wiki sources and text pages, I will try to organize the timeline. Forgive me for the cracked explanation but this is how I remember the entire story lol.

Oooo Eru Illuvatar made some cool angels yipee, now to put some personality into them.

Wait why is one angsty.

Whatever, music time.

-Some period of time passing-

Alright now those cool angels know the art of music and creation and uhhhh, I guess Eru’s gonna make the world now.

-In the process of making the world Melkor continues being an ass-

Uhhh I forgot what happened after but Eru sends down his creations to form the rest of the world.

Oh cool lamps mind if I-

Never mind.

Okay so we have glowing trees now cool-

Bruh why is there a giant spider.

We need a light source cmon man.

-One light source project after-

Okay guys the elves are gonna awaken soon we need to guide them.

(Forget about the dwarves a certain someone made without anyone’s permission)

Oh what the fu-

Who stole half of the elves man.

What do you mean Melkor stole them.

What do you mean he’s gonna start a war wtf.

-War process yada yada-

Okay we gave him a timeout-

No Ulmo, he’s totally fine he’ll grow out of this phase stop being a hater

-Meanwhile Melkor goes on to seduce Mairon-

Er the elves are gonna awaken soon forget about the dwarves.

-Uhh something happens-

Yipee the elves are awake! Let the stars guide them to our island :3

Wait why are some leaving wtf.

No wait come back why are you leaving and making your own kingdoms.

Whatever we’ll just help the rest then.

Goddamn so many elves died.

-I forgot this part too-

Whew they’re finally on the island, what’s up guys.

Let’s teach them about crafts, music, and other stuff :3

-Time skip-

Oh shit an elven maiden died giving birth.

She doesn’t want to come back? And her husband wants to marry another girl? Uhhhh let’s consult the valar first.

Okay so, I guess we can make an exception.

But his son is not gonna be happy about it lmao.

-Ensue angsty childhood memories from Feanor-

Wow Feanor really hates his half siblings.

But that doesn’t matter because his craftsmanship is literally unmatched lol.

Oh he marries a nice girl? Surprising.

Wtf why is there 7 kids.

-Nepo baby stuff idk-

Oooo what is that, is that a glowing gem I see Feanor? Be careful, a certain goth head looks like he’s interested.

-Some stealing later-

What did I tell you Feanor he stole your shit.

Wait why are you holding a sword.

BRO-

-Some sword pointing and boat burnings later-

Ah yes, his seven (5) sons and the quest to find the glowing gems.

-Forgive me I forgot at which point Melkor became Morgoth lmao-

Alright so his crusaders made it to Middle Earth now what-

NOOOO GET OUT OF THERE RUUUN

-Bloodshed-

Damn, looks like his army didn’t survive.

-Uhhhh a series of unfortunate events leading up to the deaths of the sons one by one-

Wow Mandos is MAD mad.

-Some backround yet pivotal mortal stories-

Ah, it is I, Meadhros and the Silmaril, now how should I-

-Gem burns in his hand. He is in distress and throws himself into magma with the Silmaril or something.-

-Maglor goes to the beach casts the other Silmaril into the sea, wandering the sands until his spirit dies out-

-Some other backround stories that make up the rest of the lore-

-time skip-

Ah yes, it is I, Bilbo Bagginses.

[unknownzapy]

HII!! I saw your requests are open so I wanted to request a matchup if that was alright, im looking for a platonic relationship if that’s fine and since I saw that someone requested for helluva boss I would really like that and also the amazing world of gumball and FNAF ^^ so now I shall introduce myself✨

My name is Joey I go by a nickname which is Asmo (as Asmodeus), im 14, i use he/him pronouns, im transgender, aromatic and unlabeled, my MBTI is ENTP, im also adhdtistic and I’m 5’6 with brown shoulder length hair, i wear glasses and im pretty much in between skinny and chubby? i dress in a lot of styles actually which are goth (trad goth, romantic goth, mall goth and nu goth), gyaru (hime gal, himekaji, agejo, rokku, manba, and kogal), scenemo and also ouji and lolita

My personality is ENTP but I’m usually pretty awkward when I meet someone so it may take some time to get used to the person before I start emoting freely, i love to ramble about my interests to people that I’m comfortable with, im also not afraid to get snarky if someone bothers me to much, im also pretty protective of the people I love and my interests LMAO, also I love making sexual jokes and I love making the goofiest jokes to exist like “im the ohio god” and I also love to make fun of kids on voice chat in roblox

My hobbies/likes: anime/manga, fashion, art (drawing, pottery, painting, digital art, animation, etc), cooking, learning new languages (like Japanese and Spanish), i also like to do gym which most people don’t like, listing to music/making music (I’m a vocaloid producer), musicals, hanging out with my friends, gaming, going shopping, and hotels

Dislikes: negative mentions of my voice, comparing me to people/saying stuff like “you remind me of ____”, also spiders I scream whenever I see one… no joke, insulting what I love, fish, uncomfortable places like sleeping on a couch

Thanks!

Helluva Boss Matchup Is…Loona!

Let’s be honest here, Loona and you would be friends immediately. The both of you are quite awkward when trying to put effort into meeting new people you like, have similar fashion senses (*cough cough* More so on anything Goth, Emo, or anything remotely “edgy” and “cool”), and finally both of your protective natures for your loved ones, even if Loona doesn’t show it that much.

At first, the Hellhound didn’t care for you as much as any other bystander, seeing you only as another sap living in Hell (or Earth, if you prefer). But then again, she’ll warm up to you and give a new friendship a chance, Loona couldn’t help but laugh at your vulgar jokes and vibe to your music tastes, which is a rarity in the I.M.P Business.

Blitzo, on the other hand, is rather protective of his daughter after realizing that she’s becoming slightly more extroverted lately, though he is happy that she’s making friends on her own and having a social life outside of the business.

Face it, Blitzo would definitely join you in the sexual jokes and light banter after a week of meeting you. Though, if you’re uncomfortable with him egging you on about these unfiltered puns, then he’ll back off entirely and potentially diminish your friendship with his only kid because of it.

Anyways, onto other details. Loona loves your body shape and doesn’t really care what you look like, as long as you're cool in her book, even if she’s snarky about it with her fellow coworkers (such as with Moxxie). Speaking of being snarky, Loona feels as though she can be her true self with you without any form of consequences, especially with the two of you playfully going at each other’s throats over video games or face to face.

Whenever someone else gets smart with you or tries to bully you for whatever reason while she’s in the room, The Hellhound will pause her fingers above her phone and stare at the one who offended you, giving them a bombastic side eye and silently daring them to repeat what they just said to you. If the offender continues to mock you, then Loona will forcibly take matters into her own hands and kick their ass, literally and figuratively.

She’s the type to watch over your shoulder slightly as you work on your favorite hobbies, and maybe even tries to do some of them herself. However, she admires you for doing pottery and art better than she can, seeing as though you’re more crafted in the subjects than she is. Please gift her a piece of your talent, I’m begging you 🙏🏼 🥺 Loona will definitely keep a drawing you did for her on her wall in her bedroom because she sees you as her younger sibling as this point.

As a transgender person, The Hellhound was pretty open minded and accepting, given the fact that her dad is having an affair with an already married man, but that situation is for another time to talk about. It’s complicated as it is. With you, however, Loona always opt to use your proper pronouns and surprisingly remembers them without mistake.

If anyone isn’t aware of your preferred pronouns or simply refuses to use them for whatever reason, then you can bet your ass that she’s standing up for you until the other person backs off. On a completely unrelated note, I’d also like to add that the two of you horse around like real siblings, rough housing and all, if you’re down of course.

For your sexuality, on the other hand, Loona was a teensy bit confused, but with enough explaining, she understands completely and is quick to question others if they decide to bring you harm because of it. She knows when push comes to shove real quick, so don’t worry about your safety too much, she works with an assisation group after all.

For Millie and Moxxie, they sort of see you as their own nephew and treat you as their own. Of course, the I.M.P are your new family now, so get used to a lot of action and various forms of platonic love 🥰.

Five nights at Freddy’s Matchup Is…Ballora!

At first, Ballora was the one who confronted you firsthand for whatever reason she may have had, though realizing your discomfort, she backs off and takes her time speaking to you. She is an unfiltered and honest character, which is why she hates “playing pretend” (or in my mind at least), May it be bad or good is entirely up to you.

She’ll most likely remind you how talented you are, wanting you to be your best, authentic self, despite what others may think of you. However, Ballora can’t force you to do something you are uncomfortable with, and will hold back with her advances.

In theory of the FNAF fandom, She is the mother and wife in the Afton Family, and her maternal personality will be directed to you as well, even in death. If the theory is false, then Ballora will treat you similarly to the children that come and go, though with more respect of course, considering that you’re a little older.

Now, onto your appearance. I feel like she’s the type to admire and adore someone despite their looks, and will tell you how amazing you look. For you, though, she’s astonished that you have varying clothing styles that even she hadn’t realized existed before. She’s beyond flabbergasted and speechless, which is a good thing; Plus, she wishes to dance with you someday in these clothes and show you off to the minireenas, even if you aren’t good at dancing at all.

Don’t take this the wrong way, but Ballora will show your art (and yourself) off like each one is your best prized possession. Though, she will avoid giving you the limelight if you seem to be uncomfortable with her high praise and try her best to take it back a few notches. She’ll most likely keep your art on her walls in her Gallery room, however kept in a more secluded area where kids, or anyone in general, can take them down. Only she can admire them, so she hates it when someone rips them up; Ballora learned the hard way.

For your singing and music tastes, Ballora will most certainly dance to it. You sing, she dances, the perfect duo 💪🏼. Sometimes, she allows the Minireenas to show off their own skills as well or join in on her dancing too. Wholesome, is it not?

When it comes to your gender and sexuality though, it takes some time for her to understand due to the fact that she was built in the late 80’s, where people were closeted for many reasons. Plus, she basically “lived” under a house for god knows how long. Though, I doubt Ballora will dislike you simply for your own preferences, and a matter of fact, Ballora has a newfound respect for you. Personally, as stated earlier, I feel as though she is the type to value honesty above all else, however will not push you to do something you’re not comfortable with. So with the fact that you trust her enough to reveal this information, Ballora can’t help but feel honored.

If anyone brings you trouble for who you are and what you like, her Minireenas (and maybe some Bidybabs, too, if Baby allows it) will take care of the offender, don't worry too much. Also, she can’t leave her stage during the daytime unless rented out, so the news of what happened will depend on the day. By the end of the day, Ballora will always be there to comfort and soothe you as best as she can if need be.

Lastly, your sense of humor. I feel as though Ballora has a dry sense of humor, while yours is more “wet”, if that makes any sense at all. Her laugh is similar to that of Fenneko from the anime “Aggretsuko”, but she genuinely will laugh at your Ohio jokes, even if her steel face says otherwise, so being an animatronic has its faults for being non expressive.

Ballora, as a whole, admires for who you are and supports you through and through. She’s the animatronic to praise you, even in your lowest of lows, she’ll be there to comfort you.

The Amazing World of Gumball Matchup is…Tobias Wilson!

As the best for last, Tobias will treat you with absolute royalty in a way that spoils you rotten. For example, he will buy you the art supplies you wanted for a year now or even go as far as to (platonically) “rizz” you up with incredibly, yet ridiculously, expensive gifts that no one else is able to buy and show off his “buff muscles” along with it.

At first, Tobias genuinely thought you hung around him purely because his family was rich as hell. The more the two of you did hang out, however, the more he realized that you actually wanted to be his friend, albeit in an awkward manner from the start.

From that point on, the little guy tried his best to act like a real friend and not be a jerk for once (like in the show itself), so it takes him a hot minute for him to be more of a decent person. Instead of buying you expensive items, and depending on your (platonic) love languages, Tobias will try to meet your expectations as a friend from then on.

When it comes to hobbies, Tobias will stare at you like “👁_👁” in amazement and astonishment, mesmerized by your talent. May it be your pottery, cooking, or even learning a second language, he tries to either show off to get your attention or one up you in a playful manner, covered in clay, paint, and pride. Tobias probably summoned his paralysis demon in Latin by accident thanks to you, so there’s that/j.

Tobias will always question you as to how you got so many hobbies and still manage to create masterpieces, even if he does watch you create them like a child wondering how the Detachable Thumb Trick works, despite it being explained to them more than 12 times. Homeboy will praise the literal floor you walk on just by this alone 💀.

When it comes to Gym class, though, he will definitely get competitive with you while everyone else is exhausted, especially with Dodgeball. The two of you are wild with it, either you throwing the balls and him dodging with ease or the other way around, making the both of you that “one kid who becomes Goku” in Gym class. During this, most of the class will choose sides as to who would win or record the scenery before them. By the end of the period, everyone left with stunned bafflement and amazement, all in a good way. Now these classmates have a reason to go to Gym now, all thanks to the both of you, lol.

Besides this, Tobias totally vibes with your humor, especially the sexual ones. He’s the best one on the list with your sense of comedy and the type who would egg you on like a wingman, though if he accidentally goes too far with someone such as offending them or making them mad, he’ll immediately apologize and find a way to make it up to them. Especially if they were a friend of yours or a loved one, seeing as though he does try to be a better friend and person in the canonical show.

Understanding your sexuality and gender is a whole thing of itself. Considering his age, he’s new to all this, but understands the meaning behind them on the first try, absorbing this information like a sponge. Surprisingly gets your pronouns right on the bat, and will definitely swing at anyone who misgenders you. Tobias will treat you the same like always, but his respect for you has risen by 9,000. The rainbow child understands you the most when it comes to this stuff, so the two of you are immediately best friends from then on.

When it comes to other people giving you trouble with your interests or gender identity (or any part of you at all), Tobias will defend you like a white knight in shining armor. But in all seriousness, he’ll be by your side through thick and thin, even if he isn’t the best athletic and physically built person in the school.

By the end of the day, Tobias is your best friend until the very end. He deeply respects you the most out of everyone around him, most likely outweighing his envy for Gumball and his wild adventures and that’s saying something. Which is a good thing, by the way.

Additionally, He would never be the type to put you into situations where you’re uncomfortable, including to subject you to your fears (spiders, in this case) or compare you to someone else. Even if he did, it would probably be by accident and will apologize profusely after realizing this mistake.

While Tobias spent some time with you, he genuinely changed for the better; Not flirting with girls (even when they’re explicitly taken), showing off his money and “muscles”, ect. and decides to just be a relatively normal kid. He still has his moments but it isn’t as bad as he used to be, plus he always backs off when a girl tells him “no” or shows hints of uninterest.

Tobias became more of a class clown overtime, knowing when to take a joke and being the subject of a quick laugh. After all, Who wouldn't want to be friends with this rainbow goofball 😉.

[kimmkitsuragi]

OH GOD OH FUCK IT'S OVER

a looooooong dump post with a lot of screenshots and commentary :) mainly doing this to myself but well if anyone wants to read my silly ramblings ~

starting from right after the gortash fight- i already posted about karlach's incredible :((( cutscene there. but also this:

inconsolable.......... the similarities between their backstories was my first reason for being so invested in starlach from early on- but the sadness in his voice here. god. dont worry my love, i will have an origin run w u where you can go to avernus with her and wyll :((( wyllachstarion will win yet again (YES i am seriously already planning for this- but not immediately because i think i focused on them too much in my first run lmaoooo. but i will do this!!!! they are my babiessss)

alright now the ELDER BRAIN FIGHTS UGHHHHHHHHHHHH i enjoyed all of the endgame sequences sooooo muchhhhhhhhhh

as i already said in other posts, i made laezel a little mad. just a little. i didnt free orpheus 😭😭 i am so curious to see how it plays out in my next runs!! but in this one, i felt like this was the choice Lou would make. and now, let's break down wyllachstarion's reactions to the alternative decisions ~

firstly, we already knew astarion says no to becoming an illithid himself, and his reaction to u possibly becoming one is so sad too... he really keeps urging you to reconsider. and i loved how he prefers freeing orpheus, but he's also fine with the emperor route as long as you dont end up as an illithid. his voice and face in these scenes made me so !!!! it was very well done, i loved it

wyll just being okay with whatever u choose... he stands with you and trusts u in all options. wylllllllllllllllll :( it is such a wyll thing, but i also wish he had a longer dialogue here

and karlach........ god of courseee she sees it as her only way out. i hate this i hate it hereeeeeeeee it's very good writing and acting but karlach!!! i dont want u to be an illithid :((( i ofc picked those options, and she was still supportive- i kinda wished to see her a little more hurt/mad at this but :(((( that would've been a lot harder for me to say no to her lmao. i just want karlach to be happy, is that too much to ask?????

but anyway, in the end i chose to trust the emperor and let him handle the stones. it was fun to have him around in fights ngl :) i never used illithid powers in this run on purpose for rp reasons, so im looking forward to exploring them later. lou's relationship with the emperor have been very umm.... shaky? lmao 😭 lou tried to kill him once, but also otherwise he was a professional ally i think. the emperor didnt even asked to fuck lou :( (lou wouldve said no but sdfbdhbfsd) he never trusted the guy, but also most of the game, he didnt trust many people anyway so it wasnt personal for the emperor lol. he was honestly planning to help laezel and free orpheus until the moment he had to make a decision, but the choices presented at that moment......... man. siding with the emperor felt the safest option at that time, so that's what we went with. it was definitely an interesting allyship!! it was a fun one to experience tho (sidenote, since im talking about the emperor umm. he and ansur definitely had a thing right? yes? alright moving on)

THEN everyone i helped just coming togetherrrrrrrrr awwww 😭😭 even the ox came!! sdnmdshfs i ended up summoning the harpers, the gur, nine fingers' guys, rolan's spell, and dame aylin before i made it to the brain itself lol it was a fun fight too!! it came in phases and i enjoyed all phases tbh. courtyard was v crowded but fun, then trying to climb up to the brain was STRESSFULL honestly but also fun!! the last part seemed intimidating but it was fine in the end. fuck you huge brain. also, i remember fighting the mind flayers at the end of act 2 in moonrise, and they gave me such a hard time i was scared of them lmaoooo and now my lvl12 ass is like huh. astarion can take u out in one turn with his 4 attacks in a row. bitch. sdfhjsfdgs (as always astarion carries the combat so hard for me- whatever will i do without relying on him all the time in my next runs???

and now THE CUTSCENES!!!!!!

astarion on copium.......... he was so happy too. ON GOD WE WILL FIX YOUR SUN ALLERGY (in my mind) - and then having him run off towards the end of this scene :((((((((( alright not to make everything about the same trio jsfdhfdsf but! wonder how that plays out in astarion origin spawn ending?? because i NEED him in the next cutscene with karlach 😤 guess we will find out in some months lol

but for now! wyll and karlach are off to avernus :<<<< and im off with astarion to hopefully find a cure lol. and laezel got mad at me a little (seriously. just a little compared to what i was expecting sdhfhd) and left to go to space and stuff. which is very fair honestly, good luck and sorry girl :( (i wish there was an option to apologize to her for that decision because i really did want to help her, but.......... the choices that i have to make......... so hard)

i ofc said let it gooooo about the crown to gale lol (does this mean i got the "happy" ending for everyone except laezel? :<<<<)

also im obsessed how there are 4 good answers and then just "let's break up" 😭😭 no in between here

alsoooo im very happy to have an epilogue party, but i wish there was a celebration right after the victory party as well!!

nowwww the party!!! my guys arriving to the party <3

(another thing that i realized, i got so attached to playing a "big drow man" character LMAO so i will really need to push myself in character creation the next time. big drow man so lovely and so welcoming to me im sorry. i mean LOOK at my guy here 👇 isnt he so babygirl???)

and i hugged astarion and all i got was this shitty screenshot :<< i am so bad at taking these sometimes dfhdhfd i tried so hard so many times to get the good kissing ones lmao... good thing i have a hard save at the epilogue so i can go hug him again

and his dialogue ending with "i'll always be here, love"................... stop this nonsense why did this make me genuinely emotional............... promise??? promise??????????????? 😭😭😭

laezel is learning about friendship :ooooo im so obsessed with her honestly im so sorry i did you dirty girl 😭😭 i will romance you hopefully soon!!! and we will free orpheus this time!! (as i said, her showing up after not doing that is seriously so big for me lmao. i was worried she'd ditch us!! i love u bestie)

also!!!! really really cute how there were letters from our friends at the chest!!! i really liked reading them. BUT. look who else is here 🙄 miss araj u are not my friend 😒 you CANNOT reclaim darling. do not ever call me darling. goodbye. dont write again.

okay WHY does every line other than hugging him is kinda mean to gale 😭😭 it's true he is my least used companion in this run along with halsin but like.... i dont hate gale at all lmao im planning on using him more in my next run (the same with the other less used companions) (although so far i really do not care for halsin sorry bro) but yeah so i hugged gale...

tara is judging me (another thing is, i literally saw tara once in this run, im guessing she would show up more if i focused on gale more??? please say it happens because i wanna see tara more too lol)

also chose this option just for the chaos of it. can you even imagine. do we want astarion near impressionable young pupils. (gale was pretty okay with it but sir, reconsider please)

i also hugged karlach!!!!!!! well of course!!!! she's glowing blue 🥺🥺🥺 i LOVE how karlach is optimistic about fixing her engine. girl pleaseeeeee dont die the world need you :((((( i loved her epilogue scene so much oughhhhhhh how she's playful but also so emotional!!!! mama k i need youuuuu

and wyllllllllllll i wish i could hug him too ://////// but i love how he's going after mizora KILL HERRRRR let's kill her ughhh let wyll do things for himself!! i love it here!! and he became a ranger 🥺🥺 ranger buddies!!!! lou and wyll and minsc and honorary member astarion (he multiclassed into gloom stalker lol)

speaking of minsc, i want to use him more in my next run too!! this run i recruited him a little too late, and im already a ranger so... i find him genuinely amusing honestly, i dont know the general opinion on his silliness but i feel like i will really enjoy his character!! i especially want him and jaheira in the same party to have more fun lol

seriously the most important character in the game btw ☝

scratch playing with the prism was also soooo 🥺 my little friends... the cub calls scratch big brother 😭😭

and hugged shart too :)

press x to doubt tho 💀

lmaooo can't believe this is a real line:

i like how they look like they're having a conversation here. badass women i need u (also i know i said it already but, more jaheira pls?????? more jaheira im begging??????? she needs voicelines and idle animation at the party pleaseeeeeeee)

weird bug with astarion and his knife tricks made me laugh here:

also, volo literally inviting himself to the party 💀 withers dialogues and ending cutscene was fun too lmao

MY FRIENDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

thank you for listening to my ted talk fr if anyone read all this, you're my friend too let's go to fae-run and take tadpoles together 🤝

[pesterloglog]

Terezi Pyrope, Roxy Lalonde

Meat, page 36

TEREZI: H3Y COOLK1D

TEREZI: HOWS J4DE DO1NG

ROXY: omg terezi i didnt know u were back!

ROXY: what UP???

TEREZI: OH ROXY

TEREZI: UH H1

TEREZI: 1

TEREZI: 1 THOUGHT YOU W3R3 D4V3

ROXY: o lmao that makes sense

ROXY: i thought for a minute u were appreciating my rad new look

ROXY: but i know i got a ways to go b4 i dethrone the original coolkid

TEREZI: NO NO YOUR3 V3RY COOL!

TEREZI: 1N F4CT 1 WOULD PROB4BLY V3NTUR3 TH4T 1F W3 W3R3 JUDG1NG COOLN3SS 1N 4 FORM4L COOLN3SS CONT3ST JUDG3D BY TH3 PROS, ON 4 COMPL3T3LY OBJ3CT1V3 B4S1S

TEREZI: YOU 4R3 4CTU4LLY 4BOUT 4 B1LL1ON T1M3S COOL3R TH4N D4V3

ROXY: wow thx!

TEREZI: WH1CH 1S 4 F4CT TH4T S33MS SO OBV1OUS TH4T 1V3 D3F1N1T3LY KNOCK3D S3V3R4L R4NKS OFF MY OWN P3RSON4L COOLN3SS 4TTR1BUT3 BY 3V3N S4Y1NG 1T OUT LOUD, R4TH3R TH4N 4LLOW1NG 1T TO B3 4SSUM3D

ROXY: lol no WAY

ROXY: terezi ur like the raddest chick i know

TEREZI: 1F YOU S4Y SO

ROXY: um yeah i fuckin DO say so

ROXY: dont make me repeat myself

ROXY: so....

ROXY: ur here to see jade huh??

TEREZI: Y34H

TEREZI: 1 H34RD WH4T H4PP3N3D TO H3R 4ND THOUGHT 1 SHOULD COM3

TEREZI: W3LL YOU KNOW

ROXY: yeaaa

ROXY: its lookin grim

ROXY: on one hand shes just layin there so theres not rly a chance of her doin anything either evil or heroic to off herself permanently

ROXY: but its also been so long its like

ROXY: is she just gonna sleep forever???

TEREZI: SL33P1NG FOR3V3R D3F1N1T3LY SOUNDS L1K3 4 J4D3 MOV3 TO M3

ROXY: yeah lol i feel bad crackin jokes about it but

ROXY: i think its what shed want

ROXY: us havin hope n all

TEREZI: Y3S

TEREZI: ...3R

TEREZI: WH3R3S C4LL1OP3?

TEREZI: YOU TWO 4R3 ST1LL

TEREZI: TOG3TH3R?

TEREZI: R1GHT

ROXY: oh

ROXY: um GAWD

ROXY: back when jade first got all effed up callie saw somethin and it made them freak out

ROXY: it took me weeks to convince them that it was safe to come home

ROXY: but now we got the opposite problem and they arent leavin the house at all

ROXY: they stay home all day with the blinds drawn paintin some weird ass shit on the walls

TEREZI: WH4T?

ROXY: its not as bad as it sounds i promise

ROXY: some of it is like

ROXY: weird and violent??

ROXY: like lotsa nasty purple blood and um

ROXY: nudity????

TEREZI: >:?

ROXY: yeah yikes

ROXY: but MOST of it is cute stuff like... various combos of all of us being happy and gettin married and shit

ROXY: anyway thats kept callie kinda busy

ROXY: so it was hard as hell to convince them to let me come see jade at all

ROXY: its like theyre traumatized

ROXY: and they think ill drag whatever possessed jade back into our home with me

TEREZI: DO3S C4LL13 KNOW WH4T H4PP3N3D TO J4D3 TH3N?

ROXY: maybe idk

ROXY: im not gonna push them

ROXY: callies got all kinda hang ups about their existence and purpose and potential lack thereof

ROXY: when theyre ready to talk about it i want them to be able to talk about it u know?

TEREZI: Y3S

TEREZI: 1T DO3S SOUND L1K3 PUSH1NG TH3M WH3N TH3YR3 VULN3R4BL3 W1LL JUST B4CKF1R3

ROXY: oh that reminds me!

ROXY: have u seen john lately?

TEREZI: WHY DO YOU 4SK

ROXY: he went back to the medium a while ago right??

ROXY: i thought

ROXY: maybe u and he crossed paths

TEREZI: NO

TEREZI: I H4V3NT S33N H1M

ROXY: oh....

ROXY: damn thats too bad

ROXY: callie n i have been worried

ROXY: kinda hoped he woulda come back

ROXY: or at least let us know what hes up to

ROXY: ugh between this and whats goin on with jade the lack of closures gonna keep me up at night

TEREZI: 1M SORRY

TEREZI: 1 W1SH 1 KN3W WH4T TO T3LL YOU

ROXY: hey its fine

ROXY: u cant fix everyones problems

TEREZI: 1 KNOW

TEREZI: (OMFG)

TEREZI: (1TS “H1M” YOU FUCK1NG O4F!!!)

ROXY: wat

ROXY: who u loudly whispering to

TEREZI: OH

TEREZI: NOBODY

TEREZI: (1M NOT FUCK1NG T3LL1NG H1M TH4T)

ROXY: ummm

ROXY: kay well i should get goin

ROXY: was nice catchin up!

ROXY: dont be a stranger alright?

TEREZI: STR4NG3R TH4N WH4T

ROXY: lmao ur a riot

ROXY: but u know what i mean

TEREZI: Y34H

TEREZI: S33 YOU

ROXY: 8)

TEREZI: UUUUUUUGH

TEREZI: OF COURS3 1 C4N H3AR YOU!!!

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TEREZI: 1 KNOW TH4T 3V3RY M3MB3R OF YOUR F4M1ILY 3XC3PT TH3 ON3 1 JUST H4D 4 PL34S4NTLY BR13F CONV3RS4T1ON W1TH 1S G3N3T1C4LLY 1NC4P4BL3 OF SHUTT1NG UP

TEREZI: BUT C4NT YOU JUST L3T M3 B3 D3PR3SS3D 1N P34C3?!

TEREZI: WH4T DO YOU W4NT?!

TEREZI: 4ND WH4T TH3 H3LL DO YOU KNOW 4BOUT WH3R3 1 B3LONG?

TEREZI: WH4T DO YOU KNOW 4BOUT WH4T 1 “KNOW”??

TEREZI: H4V3 W3 3V3N H4D 4 S1NGL3 SUST41N3D CONV3RS4T1ON TH4T L4ST3D MOR3 TH4N T3N M1NUT3S???

TEREZI: D1RK, 1 H4V3 NO 1D34 WH4T YOUR3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT

TEREZI: H1M?

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Janis & Casey Pt.2

Janis: [gently push him away by the face when you’re satisfied he’s clean/you have to put a stop to the eye contact lmao ‘could use you as a plate now’ like well done]

Casey: [‘told you’ like yeah you could honey]

Janis: [get yourself a biscuit or something to go with this cuppa so you’re eating but don’t need a plate because that’s alright, not crossing the line just walking up to it]

Casey: [‘where do you want it?’ meaning the tea he has made cos where are we going and what are we doing but it intentionally sounds like which room are we crossing the line in rn immediately]

Janis: [walking into the lounge ‘thought we had time to watch [a film that was his fave when we were younger but he probably hasn’t rewatched in time] if you wanted’ because the whole energy has been comfort so we already had that in mind before but it’s about the safest thing you can suggest at this point]

Casey: [the adorable lil smile as he puts this tea on the coffee table and then picks her feet up and also puts them on there before finally tucking her into the blanket from before, because that’s the sweetest so you know damn well he’s gonna be sweet back]

Janis: [just patting the seat next to you and untucking one side of yourself so he can have some blanket this time]

Casey: [could not be sitting closer to her without literally snuggling, obvs moving her feet so her legs can be outstretched across him when he’s comfy because that’s better than the coffee table]

Janis: [making a scene of getting comfortable to somehow mask the fact you’re just getting comfy because you want to here, smile at him and then put this film on, saying you have to rent it or whatever]

Casey: [at least it is a film you’ll get into so I don’t have to worry what else you’ll be up to besides lowkey playing with her feet/basically just giving her a foot massage here on this day]

Janis: [no big deal, not like that’s going to feel really nice or anything and we’re gonna have to happy sigh about it]

Casey: [just bestie things nbd]

Janis: [‘proper day off’ like should be me doing that, such a result]

Casey: [‘no days off’ like * and soz you’ve gotta put up with me being the drama 24/7 in a way we genuinely mean cos he genuinely was in a state earlier and probably cannot fully recall what he even did say at points so]

Janis: [squeezing his forearm to be like oi it’s fine because it is, to us anyway, arguably a messy situation but you know, we still mean it too ‘don’t get to piss about like this at work though’]

Casey: [‘can have that then’ like you’re so welcome ‘’Cause I’m having your [whatever the dessert is] if you keep pissing about there’]

Janis: [laugh like wow, the real you comes out, I see ‘take Jimmy’s, don’t deprive me’ saying you don’t like it boy because I can]

Casey: [pausing this film despite how many times you’ve both seen it and moving her legs and getting up to get you both said dessert in an unnecessarily hot move the way he do]

Janis: [we see you doing the most always and we appreciate it on the low]

Casey: [you know he’s gonna play like he’ll feed her it when he comes back, you just know, but actually will settle for teasing her for a bit by not letting her have any before dipping his finger in the sauce and putting it on her lip like your turn to do this challenge obvs, no other reason why I did that]

Janis: [when you were obviously trying to get the plate off him without dropping it so by the nature of his next move it’s kind of pushing you back to where you were sat and you can’t even say anything to complain because then you might accidentally lick your lips and you aren’t losing a challenge so you’re fully LOOKING at him]

Casey: [just staring at her lips so hard, only to make sure she doesn’t lick them of course duh, that you purely feel the LOOK at first but you’ve gotta return it always]

Janis: [signing ‘how long did you do it for?’ because have to]

Casey: [‘I’ll tell you when you can stop’ cos he will let you know if you manage to beat him honestly but had to say it in that hot way]

Janis: [we’re fine, not at all dying, when you have to pout your lips out and make stupid faces to avoid fully just making a noise or something about this]

Casey: [eventually signalling she’s gone like a second over what he did when she has, cos soz she does have more willpower than you sir, it’s facts, by running his thumb over her bottom lip, because what else]

Janis: [biting your lip into your mouth the second you can, the fact his thumb is there is irrelevant soz ‘I’ve earnt that’ like he was gonna wipe it away and we’re 😠]

Casey: [picking up a spoon and feeding you gal, are we saying you’ve earnt it too or that you’ve gotta do the next challenge, there’s no telling because simply can’t and won’t speak atm]

Janis: [just pausing with this spoon in our mouth to look at him to work out as much but deciding it’s so easy you’re doing it regardless like watch me, fully have to be here with your mouth open, yep, good thinking]

Casey: [watching her SO intently, we see how y’all flirt, speaking of, you can’t tell me he’s not gonna touch her throat and that it’s only because we’re trying to cheat and make her swallow it like a dog with a pill, we know you of the future and he just wanted to]

Janis: [gonna have to say it works because if you don’t swallow HARD right now, you’d fully spit it out at him instead and you gotta have some decorum here, so then we’re playfighting you with more vigour like you cheating bastard lmao]

Casey: [letting it happen and be the most until you’re so ridiculously close to making out and then saying the pause button gets lent on by one of you and how loud the film is when all you’ve heard for ages is each other breathing and the like will make you jump and stop your shenanigans]

Janis: [the way you’re gonna jump so far apart is sending me, recover from your heart attack and let the film carry on like that was the plan]

Casey: [you two would not find it at all hilarious but me and my boo do, soz ‘nearly died then’ for the literal surprise but also the double meaning of it]

Janis: [a ‘me too’ noise and gesturing at your throat like you nearly choked to death on that dessert]

Casey: [‘I’m sorry, come here’ rubbing her back in a not at all bants there there pats kind of way and a very much hot af way actually]

Janis: [‘you better be’ the way we allow so much casual touch is not at all subtle, leaning forward to get the rest of this dessert and eat it in front of him, like you said you wouldn’t]

Casey: [I’m imagining his head resting on her shoulder so he can peep out from behind and watch her eat it whilst lowkey continuing the back rub, what’s the need]

Janis: [y’all are having too nice a time, better be home time soon lmao, Bobby get in here I s2g]

Casey: [it’s gotta be approaching that o clock, PLEASE, Libi will come steamrolling in as well and try and chat to Janis like hey gal]

Janis: [have to do your mature mother figure thing and talk to these children about their day, lowkey really not bothered right now but you know, a distraction, even if we keep looking over at Casey]

Casey: [the way he would normally leave a room the second these kids enter it, full offense, but today he just wants to be near her]

Janis: [we would be expecting you to naturally so the fact you haven’t we’re like oh, lowkey like well you guys get on having snacks and doing homework or whatever, we’re just finishing this film, they’re film nerds, have to respect it]

Casey: [I’m sure they’re in the kitchen having snacks and discussing its merits and faults in their opinion, at length, lol]

Janis: [god bless the fact it’s all in sign so it’s not annoying as hell lmao]

Casey: [truly, cos you know he’s about to spend a sec slagging them off to Janis in sign so Libi don’t overhear cos they annoy him anyway but rn the interruption is even more so than standard]

Janis: [giving it the be nice but being 😏 at whatever he’s saying because can’t help it energy, when you go to suggest that they could finish it in his room but you know that that is not a smart move so about halfway through that sign you wave it off like never mind]

Casey: [‘go on, what was you gonna say’ signed, because cannot just not know]

Janis: [changing it so it’s YOU can finish it in your room, if they’re doing your head in but you would’ve started with we before so it’s not as if he can’t work it out]

Casey: [changing it back to we can and adding if you want because he do know and bad idea or not, he’d wanna do it and wanna hear that you also want to]

Janis: [genuinely thinking because obviously want to, also it wouldn’t be such a hard and fast rule like I will NOT go in your room because we’re mates is the point of everything we try to do but then we’re thinking and are like ‘you’ve not changed your sheets’ because obviously not]

Casey: [‘take me a sec’ like hold on I shall go do it now]

Janis: [‘don’t worry’ like we can just as easy stay here]

Casey: [a shrug like you’re not devastated about it, put this film back on and try to get remotely back into it]

Janis: [looking at him like should I say no let’s go but eventually turning back and trying to do the same, putting your feet back on him and getting as comfortable as you were, at least physically]

Casey: [relaxing a little bit when she does that even though it’s blatantly not the same now cos you’re like hyperaware of Bobby and Libi’s presence and she blatantly would have been like why are you not at work rn Janis so it would’ve made you feel really awks even though the tea of your feels is not being spilled]

Janis: [we all are, signing that they’ll be pissing off to his room in a sec to show as much but yeah, we definitely would’ve said we just fancied chucking a sicky ‘cos who you gon’ tell on us to lol but still, ‘tis not the same and we’re casually gutted]

Casey: [so is he, not at all casually taking all the willpower he does have to not be like CAN YOU JUST PISS OFF at Bobby and Libi rn and his body language do be reflecting how annoyed he is]

Janis: [taking your turn to rub his back but you are clearly aware that that’s weirdly close because you’re doing it below their eyeshot, concealed by the sofa cushions only, idk if that’s helpful or not honestly but you have to try]

Casey: [it would feel good regardless, there’s no denying that as it’s literally her job, just trying not to react too hard cos Libi isn’t deaf]

Janis: [such a cockblock, babe lollollol, that’s how you know your relationship isn’t strictly platonic ‘cos there should be no reason you can’t fully carry on as you were, we see y’all]

Casey: [that’s the scalding hot tea of this always and I shamelessly love it, likewise am shamelessly gonna let you make a quiet noise because it’s been a long day of not]

Janis: [there’s a film on, it’s FINE, mind yo business and do your fractions idk]

Casey: [following it up with a ‘fuck’ that should mean I shouldn’t have made that sound and you should stop but means that feels so good don’t and it’s blatantly obvious what the distinction is, cos I will play with fire forever and nobody can stop me]

Janis: [whispering your own ‘fuck’ back purely in response because that took you by as much surprise as the unpausing debacle before but we’re still going ‘cos obviously you are tense and we can]

Casey: [the theme of today is carrying on when y’all should not, what a time to be alive, getting a gf and realising how much it matters she’s not Janis really did bring us here]

Janis: [oh lads, never change]

Casey: [proud of you for the amount of restraint you’re showing by not indecently saying her name rn, cos cannot be overstated how much he wants to]

Janis: [we’re way too into and focused on going in with this massage, going to need Libi to ask something to make you stop, not flinging your arm away though so your hands still there]

Casey: [the way he was breathing before, there are no notes but DAMN, and how immediately he stops when Libi says whatever she says, likewise no notes except do y’all wanna look guiltier rn]

Janis: [thank god neither of you have remotely entertained this because seriously lol]

Casey: [it’d look even weirder if you got up and left while this film is obvs still playing so you’re gonna have to just deal, boy]

Janis: [lowkey being snippy with Libi then you have to be like soz I think I do have a bit of a headache actually ‘cos we’re that on edge]

Casey: [immediately getting up and getting her the headache tablets from earlier even if this headache is entirely fake because there’s a chance it isn’t with everything and he knows that, goes without saying it’s lingering and almost a handhold when he gives them to her]

Janis: [at this point it ain’t gonna hurt girl, taking them and running your thumb over the back of his hand ‘tah’]

Casey: [we see you watching her swallow despite it all, sir, truly don’t ever change ‘it’s nowt’ cos isn’t compared to all the shit she’s done for him earlier]

Janis: [shrug like still and take your excuse of this headache to fully lie on this sofa, so it’s more your legs on him than your feet now and do that kind of smug laugh like ha ha I’m getting comfy ‘cos it’s all bants but really we don’t wanna have to keep looking at Libi like is she looking over]

Casey: [it’s the wordless big show of taking care of her and making her even more comfortable because of this headache for me]

Janis: [you’re too sweet and we can neither discuss nor think about it tbh]

Casey: [don’t at all need to touch her forehead like we’re checking her temperature and then just lowkey stroke her whole face but we can and we are because Bobby and Libi don’t know from these angles, I’d also like to point out he’s turned this film down a bit, potentially dangerous but v thoughtful and likewise probably put you as much in the dark as the time of day and weather/season will allow]

Janis: [we know nursing when you really need it can make you feel really awkward so the fact you’re allowing this really speaks volumes here to how much you just wanna keep in this close and dangerous bubble y’all are in ‘it kills’ as if you’re purely moaning about this headache rn but we all see the potential double meaning] 

Casey: [me here like !!! cos it really does, ‘you’ll be okay’ using okay and the softest voice to make up for the fact he can’t call her baby or whatever he accidentally said earlier deliberately this time, shamelessly seeing this double meaning and telling you he’s gonna make it better regardless like that’s remotely fine and something you should be saying]

Janis: [like honestly, excuse me Bibi, who says that to someone with a headache they aren’t trying to seduce lmao, clearly y’all are chatting up a storm of your own and we all need to be thankful for that rn ‘sorry I ruined the film’ making it so clear we absolutely aren’t but it’s an excuse to find the blanket out for him again like please, settle and watch the ending]

Casey: [‘nothing’s ruined’ cos he LOVES taking care of peeps we know this, not in a put upon big brother Jimothy I’m used to it so I will manner but in a genuine I’ll do what I can to try and fix this for you even when I can’t way, but snuggling into this blanket how he wishes he could snuggle her cos same energy as the phone call tbh]

Janis: [enjoy your by-proxy snuggles right now ‘cos you can’t go there huns, at least you both will genuinely be more cosy and relaxed now]

Casey: [the tea of bibi may well be that they’re in love with each other and forever distracted by it but they ain’t gonna overlook y’all spooning on this sofa so yeah, take what you can get for now]

Janis: [we all know they have their own energy going on at all times, I’m only judging y’all slightly for not seeing this in the air tonight lmao, could never be me]

Casey: [don’t get me started on how they’re in their own world because he can only communicate with her so much of the time, Ro wishes she had that with Ali sweetie]

Janis: [hmm, deafen yourself to prove it’s real babe but exactly, we all know it’s made you INTENSELY close, god bless]

Casey: [Winnie would like it on the record that she’s also at least partly raised by mcvickers and they are appaz incapable of raising kids who aren’t codependent af so]

Janis: [Winnie came here to drag hoes, okay sir, speaking of codependent you probably do genuinely wanna go watch your own film right now, not just a copout to get out of this situation, it’s your whole thing]

Casey: [soz not soz it 1000% benefits JC rn and they can just bide their time knowing it’ll be a thing]

Janis: [not that you can immediately jump up off this sofa girl, not amatuer hour]

Casey: [and it’s not like you want to, immediately like thank fuck for that energy without voicing it, full offense bibi, but as immediately asking how she is by being like ‘there owt you need now they’ve pissed off out the way?’ giving saucy hospital vibes with it purely because I can]

Janis: [amused by your reaction but not because we’re disagreeing ‘cos rn as pleased to see the back of you, soz guys, taking your time pondering for the such a high maintenance bitch bants but also because you’re like what can I ask for and what can’t I, really ‘could do with a drink, if you don’t mind starting a bit early’]

Casey: [squeezing her leg how you would if you were doing an it’s okay/don’t worry I’m on it hand hold moment but it’s her literal leg and it’s y’all in this mood so it’s not that ‘never gonna mind’ do we mean starting early or because it’s you or both, we all know what the answer is, doing the hot move he did earlier to get out obvs]

Janis: [‘surprise me’ because you probably know whatever she most often drinks but we’re saying you can go off and make something fancier if you wanna for the flex because that is the kind of mood we’re in]

Casey: [this boy will never turn down a chance to show off what he believes to be the only thing he’s any good at or make a feelsy personalised drink for somebody so you didn’t even need to say it gal but we love that you did ‘just a sec’ like hang in there baby]

Janis: [just get comfy but in a way you can blatantly watch him instead of the hiding energy you were doing before]

Casey: [how awks it would be if you flopped but it’s alright you’re gonna slay, how fast and how well he did that right then is a legit skill, all I’ve got to say, thanks to his alcoholic parents but no full credit for you ever]

Janis: [we know you like your job because it’s actually a stressful one you don’t get to just stand there and flirt actually so we’re always gonna support your endeavours there]

Casey: [intensely ready for her first sip reaction when we bring this drink to her to the point that he doesn’t even sit down/get her comfy on him again yet because can’t risk missing it]

Janis: [when you can’t help but grin because he’s a dork and you love it ‘no pressure, like’ but obviously we have said sip and are like damn because of course you’ve got it spot on]

Casey: [‘us who made it’ like excuse you the pressure’s on me, oh the sheer RELIEF as if she was gonna hate it and spit it out cos he’s not Jimothy about it but he do think he’s not good at anything too, so many thanks Ian]

Janis: [oh Ian you bastard, we are just telling you how nice it is and what we like about it and pushing it at you like go on, have some yourself]

Casey: [the biggest grin ever because obvs she’s not just taking the piss or only telling him what he wants to hear and that’s actually quite rare for him as far as gals and compliments so trying not to blush or look away about it, gratefully taking the drink so he can focus on taking a sip of it and not do either ‘it’s alright’ like yeah it’s not shit, more surprised than we should be frankly, not keeping that out of his voice for her like he would if he was talking to other peeps though]

Janis: [taking the drink back to have some more and nudging his arm like hey ‘you saying I’ve got shit taste?’ but we’re being soft ‘cos we know what you were actually surprised at there]

Casey: [‘not in drinks’ because we have to Jimothy shade always, we can’t not]

Janis: [‘walked into that’ because yep, you did]

Casey: [‘don’t make your headache worse’ for the ‘bants’ like I know you’ve got loads of regrets about picking him but no need to upset yourself rn thinking about them]

Janis: [putting a finger in one ear and taking a big sip of your drink in the other hand like not listening]

Casey: [‘or give yourself hiccups’ don’t think she would because covering your ears and drinking stops them but you can say it and be wrong]

Janis: [loling like no you’re wrong, don’t actually give yourself hiccups by loling, would be funny]

Casey: [her lol is so cute don’t actually die]

Janis: [just asking you questions about work like what drink do you have to make the most, which is the most annoying order etc etc]

Casey: [answering and telling her any new funny work stories while you’re at it because I’m sure you have loads and they’re always happening so she can’t have already heard them all]

Janis: [join in and regale him on all the strange thing you have seen in your job recently ‘maybe it has been a bit since we properly chatted’ very I missed this too energy]

Casey: [doing the 🤏 with an OTT sad face because you actually are sad about it seeing as you’re not at the pregnancy era yet and actively trying not to talk to her but clearly for reasons it has been a minute nevertheless]

Janis: [the reasons are you can’t trust yourselves fully but still, you’re both trying here, so we’re smushing your face like don’t ‘break my heart, you’ obviously in a jokey tone but likewise we know you’re not not sad about the mess yous find yourselves in]

Casey: [mhmm and it wouldn’t only be hard in person cos we all know if he gets drunk/high and the mood is right he’d send her messages/call her being extra and then it’s awkward because there’s knowing he used to have a crush on you as a kid and then there’s him saying shit now that you both have to then deal with, but anyway, ‘first to go’s what ain’t mine’ like duh and like you’re a kid breaking Jimothy’s toys so you don’t your own]

Janis: [winnie says do that next flops, he’s such an evil drama bear, but we’re just shaking our head at that like ugh and having more drink]

Casey: [we can, there’s plenty of chances for it to happen over the decade cos never gonna be a one time thing, cheekily steal her drink and have a bit just because it’s intimate and hot ‘if your heart had my name on, like’ even more shamelessly like IF YOU BELONGED TO ME I’D NEVER HURT YOU]

Janis: [‘hope you ain’t waiting for me to make you one’ like it will not be as good, I can tell you that now ‘and I already put in my shift’ like you got that massage, remember, taking the glass back even though it’s basically empty at this point I imagine ‘you can say what you like with an if’]

Casey: [‘and if you’re waiting for me to teach you how to make it, I’ll put that shift in’ emphasis on the if but not waiting himself at all before pulling her up and leading her to wherever y’all are gonna do exactly that]

Janis: [when this is the shit you do like]

Casey: [showing her how AND telling her why different ingredients, nothing as shady as lemon cos you’re a bitter hoe lol but that kind of thing because it’s always feelsy and deliberate why he picks things]

Janis: [a cocktail drag lmao, there’s no way we’re not in our own feels over this because it’s too nice, just gotta focus ridiculously hard on making this drink rn don’t mind us]

Casey: [the adorable concentration face KILLING us]

Janis: [there’s also no way this isn’t making you remember the CG days when you and Jimothy first got together so that’s another distraction we’re trying to avoid here, going through it lmao]

Casey: [oh the latte art era, god knows what time he comes home from work but sis I am DREADING it]

Janis: [no but fr, gonna die honey; when you’ve finished your attempt here give it him and be like ‘marks out of 10’ so seriously because competitive always and must not totally flop lmao]

Casey: [‘7’ as seriously ‘top parrot, you, but you never even tried to put your own spin on it’]

Janis: [‘flairs a whole 3 points?’ but shrugging like fine, can’t argue with experience]

Casey: [‘you’ve got the basics down, make us one’ meaning a drink that is feelsy for you to represent him because challenges always ‘give you loads more points then’

Janis: [when you cannot turn down a challenge but you’re worrying about it so you do a OTT pout ‘I can’t chat it up like you’ ‘cos we feel crap with emotions, which isn’t Jimothy’s fault he’s just a lot more outwardly emotional and we feel lacking, esp. In this confusing era so]

Casey: [‘I’ll watch you, let it speak for itself’ cos don’t even have to say anything, we’ll know why]

Janis: [nod like okay and get to work girl]

Casey: [said he would so an excuse to STARE at you]

Janis: [not like we’d keep looking at you to try and guess what you’re thinking anyway and then we’re also having to LOOK]

Casey: [‘sod coming down the club, you’re gonna have to work there’ blurting that out because she looks so good rn and you’re so into this on every level]

Janis: [‘sleeps for the weak anyway’ ‘cos we all know you still struggle and some people really do have day and night jobs and that is insanity but anyway, trying not to do our own blushing at how hard you’re looking ‘won’t steal your job, anyway’ like they’d probably replace a barmaid not a lad]

Casey: [nod because he doesn’t sleep well either until they are together in the future ‘Oi, you need a sit down?’ genuinely like is this blush because of that headache you have, no waiting for a reply before we pull out a chair and literally sit her on it in another hot move]

Janis: [converting the gasp into a way more dramatically offended one ‘no handicapping me’ but we aren’t getting up because why would we really]

Casey: [‘I’ll do the next one no hands’ like it’s fine we’ll even things back up but the implication of what his hands would therefore be doing is the realest]

Janis: [raising a brow like believe that when I see it but not risking saying anything ourself in this moment]

Casey: [eating an ice cube or something for no reason other than the mood y’all are in today]

Janis: [grab your own in payback energy and trace it over your lips before putting it in his drink as if you remotely think he’s going to be like ew gross]

Casey: [grabbing one that’s new and just coming over to run it over the back of her neck while she’s trying to concentrate like you’re so hot and headachey let me help you]

Janis: [‘you’re cheating’ really shouldn’t bring out the c word but we have to for that reason]

Casey: [‘helping’ like it’s a * and running it up her neck at the front now to her throat cos of how he cheated before like doesn’t that help so much]

Janis: [swallowing so hard we’re not breathing for a hot sec here ‘don’t you want it to be good?’ because obviously we mean this drink, hello]

Casey: [‘it’ll be good’ cos we have 0 doubt, moving this ice cube to her face for the headache of it all, going everywhere casually ‘close your eyes’ cos will do your eyelids as well obvs]

Janis: [‘not if you spoil it’ but this is as we’re closing our eyes because this isn’t an insane thing for you two to be doing in the kitchen when the kids are home, just catching a water droplet that rolls down our cheek with our tongue]

Casey: [the shiver he would do that has nothing to do with this ice when she does that and her feeling it with her eyes closed, bye]

Janis: [doing a smile you probably thought was small enough to not be noticed but he’s that close right now I’m 100% sure he did, you can open your eyes though ‘don’t warn you about playing with ice’ like he’s freezing now]

Casey: [he’s 10000% the dickhead to trace said smile with his thumb so she KNOWS he saw it, soz not soz ‘who do we ring?’ gotta let the world know energy because this is such a massive secret moment, as he’s putting in his mouth said ice that’s been all over her body near enough and biting it for the pure feral hotness of that]

Janis: [when that shamelessly makes you smile a little bigger sorry ‘bout it ‘can make a PSA’ framing him with our hands like alright, poster boy but then we can’t look away from these ice biting shenanigans even if we should because it’s obvious we’re DYING, tracing where the ice cube went with our fingers, not thinking about it just doing it]

Casey: [alright so I’m gonna have Bobby loudly bebop down these stairs cos if I don’t there’s no chance in hell Casey won’t kiss and/or lick said ice cube trails and y’all aren’t ready to go there, soz Bobby that you’ve gotta be collateral damage when you’re only coming to make a cuppa or pour some juice for you and Libi but a cockblock and the ensuing frustrated angry outburst is the only way we’re derailing this rn, therefore: his ‘fuck this’ of PURE frustration and the cliche of pushing everything off the table/counter until there’s booze, glass and ice literally everywhere and potentially blood as well if he’s cut himself whilst doing it, and since we’ve almost crossed the line between y’all today, why wouldn’t I stay in my villain era and have him almost cross the one where he doesn’t hurt his little brother by pushing him so hard out of the way as one’s coming into the kitchen and the other’s trying to leave, shouting at a deaf kid to get out of his way cos we don’t just mean you we mean everybody, just let him be with Janis ffs, it’s cinematic baby but not in a nice way, Bobby left absolutely shooketh probably with some of Casey’s blood on him, meaning poor Janis has no choice but to comfort him before she can even think about trying to do anything for Casey or about the mess, which speaking of, lord knows what else is gonna get broken as he makes his way from the kitchen to his room/whilst he’s in said room cos we’re fully in a red mist blackout moment, RIP possibly to so many things]

Janis: [what a literal mess in every way, at least we can sign and lowkey make up some work related beef that’s why Casey is in such a mood, not to cover ourselves although obviously it helps but to try and act as if there was any justification for that beyond what we cannot remotely put words to let alone tell Bobby to make him feel better; Libi probably gonna come running down the stairs when he starts smashing up his room so at least you can do the bulk of the comforting whilst we clean up this kitchen again, try not to get injured yourself ‘cos broken glass is such a bitch]

Casey: [I can’t and won’t apologise for the fact that the vibe for such a long time is Janis actually making some decent progress and then Bobby/Jimothy/both intentionally or unintentionally ruining said progress so it sadly tracks that everything she did today and tried to do would be undone]

Janis: [we all know that’s the era we’re in right now, eventually we can come up the stairs and head to the bathroom and get the first aid things you might need, knock and leave them at your door]

Casey: [just gonna message you however much later after however long he’d need to be calm enough to do so, cos we know not what we did and we have to ask]

Casey: What did I do

Janis: cleared the counter and pushed Bobby out the way

Janis: he’s fine though

Casey: it ain’t his blood then

Janis: No, just yours

Casey: alright

Janis: you all sorted now

Casey: I’ll say yeah to stop you involving yourself in sorting us out

Janis: I weren’t gonna

Casey: can’t help yourself, you

Janis: if you’d cut an artery you’d have bled out by now

Casey: gutted, still here

Janis: they’re gonna head off to my nan’s, now

Janis: if you wanna apologize or not

Casey: you said he’s fine

Janis: he is

Casey: then there’s sod all to chuck him a sorry for

Janis: you don’t have to, just letting you know

Casey: you might wanna let him know he can say tah to me whenever he’s ready, like, doing him more favours than you and your husband are

Janis: I wouldn’t be waiting about for it

Casey: I won’t

Janis: I’ve already said sorry so he’s not going without regardless

Casey: expect nowt less, both of you treat him like a little girl instead of a lad

Janis: he came down to get a drink and got a massive jumpscare that had nothing to do with him

Casey: he wouldn’t have been scared if you pair hadn’t kept him soft

Janis: yeah, he would

Casey: I get it, piss easier to tell yourselves it’s me doing it wrong instead, keep him walking about as a victim with his head down ‘cause Jim can’t hack anything else

Janis: You don’t stop being scared, you just hide it better

Casey: you should write posters for [the school counsellor's name whatever it is]’ office walls

Janis: keep that career advice in mind

Casey: I keep dragging you out your proper job, might have to

Janis: just a half day, Gracie can’t exactly change the locks on me for it

Casey: chuffed for you, but I better go soon

Janis: yep, have fun

Casey: more than I’d have hanging about and having to listen to Jim go on and on after you’ve told him

Janis: the kitchens clean, Bobby can decide if he thinks it’s worth mentioning or not when he gets back

Casey: if

Casey: don’t make me fucking laugh

Casey: what goes on they don’t have a cosy little chat about

Janis: if you were jealous, you have a weird way of showing it

Casey: ain’t been jealous of how matey they are since I were 12, bit late to try and make that dig

Janis: it isn’t a dig, it clearly bothers you, I just don’t understand in what way if it isn’t feeling left out

Casey: you heard me before, he’s turned Bob into him, as if his life weren’t gonna be hard enough as it was

Janis: I don’t think he did it on purpose ‘cos he thinks he’s class

Janis: that’s what happens, better and worse

Casey: you wouldn’t think badly of him, especially not when it obviously gets you going how pathetic he is, can’t be a negative in your opinion, can it

Janis: just makes no sense, he’s pathetic and has no self-esteem but also is narcissistic enough to make Bobby in his own image, you’re talking shit

Janis: we’re all bits of the people that raised us

Casey: it don’t make no sense that he reckons everything he does is wrong but he reckons an’ all he’s done loads better than me, it’s how things are in his head any road

Janis: You can both be wrong, that’s hardly a stretch

Casey: could, I’m not though

Janis: congrats to you being the only one who’s right then

Casey: take my celebrations elsewhere, don’t worry

Casey: seeing as I must be the only one who knows where and when he ain’t wanted too

Janis: you’re going to work, not being thrown out

Casey: told you earlier I don’t start til [a time that’s clearly a while away yet if Jimothy hasn’t returned home himself cos I doubt you’re working into the night are you hun]

Janis: you don’t wanna be here, no one’s said you have to go

Casey: he will when he gets in, Bob’s probably already crying to him about it

Janis: I don’t know

Janis: you don’t wanna be here to find out then

Casey: could just say you want me to go one further and smack this brother

Janis: of course I don’t

Casey: you sure, standard foreplay for you both when my dad had a go is what it always looked like to me

Janis: shut up

Casey: or what

Janis: or what nothing, you’re making yourself sound like a kid with no clue

Casey: that’s all I was back then, don’t you remember

Janis: and it’s been long enough none of us have got that excuse now

Casey: have a word to your man, it’s how he still treats us

Janis: you make your own case

Casey: there you go again, making it sound like you proper want me to hurt him

Janis: you’re hearing what you want to there

Janis: I’ve done enough, I’m not getting more involved

Casey: Weren’t me asking you to clean up, took it upon yourself

Janis: ‘cos I’m just fuming I had to sweep up some glass and get the mop out

Casey: I’d have done it

Janis: it’s not important

Casey: it’s my mess, how’s that not important

Janis: it wasn’t just your mess, that’s why it’s fine I cleaned it up

Casey: it ain’t fine, but fuck it, long as you’re not bleeding an’ all

Janis: nah, it’s not but I’m not acting like a plaster or some bleach will sort it so

Casey: there’s no sorting it, blankets and a film wasn’t gonna do it neither, I should’ve just let you get on at work

Janis: it is what it is

Casey: I am who am I, product of who raised me, how you said

Janis: ain’t we all

Casey: yeah, fucked every one of us, it’s well cheery

Casey: and I’ve gone and left you sod all to drink

Janis: yeah well, you’re a prick

Casey: can have the cigarettes, if you fancy

Janis: I act enough like a kid without encouragement

Casey: bollocks, your trouble is you don’t act enough like the kid you used to be

Janis: could take that diagnosis a bit more serious if you weren’t pissing blood over your trashed bedroom right now, soz

Casey: it’s a start, she never did listen to me

Janis: did you make sure you got the glass out

Casey: you had to let me know I were the one bleeding but you reckon I’ll have sat there and worked out if there’s glass

Janis: are you gonna let me in then

Casey: have a job to stop you with the state of this door

Janis: fuck’s sake

Casey: what happened to getting no more involved anyway

Janis: it don’t extend to letting you get some kind of infection ‘cos you’re walking about with glass in you, obviously

Casey: it’ll work its way out, always has done before

Janis: just let me have a look, don’t be a baby about it

Casey: I ain’t, a baby would be massively bothered

Janis: whatever, I’m looking

Janis: no one wants you getting pus in their order 

Casey: really should be working there, I weren’t wrong about that either

Janis: [come through to this room with the tweezers and alcohol rub or whatever to sort this out, pretending we do not see the carnage as much as doesn’t make you look insane because we’re not in the mood to bring it up right this second tah, sit on the edge of this bed and motion like show me your hands then]

Casey: [do because you have to do everything she says that’s simply who you are, realistically there probably is a tiny piece of glass lurking at least, if not a bigger piece he just wasn’t in the mood to deal with, cos like my boo said, it’s truly a bastard and it gets everywhere]

Janis: [the splinters are a nightmare, just focus on getting this done, quickly giving you a once over with our eyes like is there anywhere else or are you good ‘what about your feet?’ ‘cos we clearly were not wearing shoes, we all remember your foot massage but we don’t wanna just grab your feet for said reason rn]

Casey: [obvs he’s gonna wave his feet to inspect like hey but also because I’m in my villain era I’m gonna say that 1. He has an adorable cut on his face somewhere from this absolutely feral flying glass and 2. That she has some in her hair that he notices when she’s bending her head to tend to wounds that he then gets out and feels like utter shit about but does give him the excuse to fully check her over as well because what they do]

Janis: [giving you a really? look like you’re gonna be waving your feet around like enough damage has not been done but we’re not FUMING about it just like ugh but do clean up his feet too first because it’s always the feet, I’m sure that’s where yours was when you had to rush to Bobby and then a little when you were cleaning ‘cos you can’t clean up glass without that happening but we would’ve sorted that out ourself before we came up; bringing your head back up when he does that like he was trying to get your attention but then you’re like oh ‘safety hazard’ like there could be untold shards hiding in there lol, then you can see his face and clean that ‘very action man’]

Casey: [barely letting her finish his face before he’s up on his feet because too emotional about the fact that he could’ve hurt you and lowkey has a little bit because glass in your feet hurts like a bitch we both know from experience and if he could cry he would but he can’t so we’re just !!! and can’t sit still]

Janis: [almost jumping up yourself in surprise like what, and his name being half-way out when you likewise decide to not, just packing and closing the first aid kit like that’s all, I’m done ‘no more meddling’ and more carefully getting up to leave like you don’t need to boy]

Casey: [automatically thinking that her surprise was a flinch and wanting to curl up and die actually because you already know Bobby is scared of you and has been for such a long time and the sound you make because you really wanna cry now and you still can’t is just the absolute worst and saddest]

Janis: [‘hey’ in a likewise sad but comforting voice like come on and turning back ‘round to take a step from the door ‘nothing happened that can’t be sorted’]

Casey: [‘you’re hurt’ because she is and we might as well have hit her for how horrible we feel about it]

Janis: [‘it was an accident’ because it was, you didn’t aim the glass at us or Bobby like ‘and you was just gonna leave it on yourself’ like it’s not that bad, remember]

Casey: [‘that were my fault’ like duh I don’t actually deserve and first aid or comfort but you do]

Janis: [‘it was both our fault’ because we shouldn’t have been doing what we were doing with you so we do feel responsible for our part in it, not being martyrlike or guilt-trippy about it ‘I’m okay, Bobby’s okay, yeah’]

Casey: [‘I dunno how to leave it out’ meaning stop doing everything they were doing prior as much as the angry outburst cos genuinely can’t and won’t clearly]

Janis: [‘I know you don’t’ sit back down ‘but I don’t either so I’m clearly the shittest person to try and help you’]

Casey: [‘even if you wasn’t the only person I’d got, you’re the only person I want’ because nobody else is helping him obvs but we don’t just want the help cos you’re the only person who still gives enough of a shit to try, she’s as obvs pretty good at it on the whole]

Janis: [‘I should let you find out, at least’ not like you’re forcing him into this relationship you do have but I understand why it feels like that from your POV rn so yeah, shrug ‘I dunno, does it have to be this way?’ like surely fucking not]

Casey: [‘I found out what a lot of use everybody else ain’t ages ago’ shoutout to the school therapist but we also mean our brothers and father and any of his gfs who’ve tried to involve themselves over the years or any of his own mates or other peeps who have]

Janis: [‘people are shit’ ‘cos we are incapable of disagreeing, no matter how old we are, we’ve seen some absolute flops of people throughout our life]

Casey: [‘you’re not and I love you for it’ because true, and we don’t simply mean you’re not shit about our anger, she’s never a flop across the board, soz not soz]

Janis: [when the yes I am is on your face but you don’t wanna say it ‘cos of how whiney it sounds so then you’re just making a grumpy face about it ‘I’m alright’ 😏 eventually like fine]

Casey: [‘you heard’ at the face because no you’re not gal and we won’t have it said or suggested otherwise thank you, doing his own smirk back like yep I’m right when she eventually accepts it]

Janis: [‘and you’re not as bad as you reckon either’ with a little push like ‘scuse me works both ways ‘but this is fucked’]

Casey: [putting his hand over hers when she pushes him and keeping it there because we don’t believe you but we wish we could and at the very least we’re with you about how fucked everything is]

Janis: [resting our head on your shoulder ‘I don’t know what to do’]

Casey: [lowkey checking her hair over and over for more glass with his fingers because not over finding some and how scary that was ‘I’ll never let it happen again’ meaning you getting hurt but meaning too losing control in all the ways that lead up to it, not a promise you can stick to but regardless one he sincerely means in this moment]

Janis: [when you as equally do not wanna sound like a bitch like umm okay that’s likely and like you don’t want him to make that promise for obvious reasons because like you said, you should, so you settle for a noise that doesn’t really commit you to any sort of response before ‘I’ll try’ in a quieter voice]

Casey: [not this boy hugging her when he doesn’t hug anyone else, it’s FINE ‘I’m gonna make it okay’ easier said than done and also lowkey vague but it’s what he so badly wants to do for her rn and always]

Janis: [just nod from inside this hug like alright, that’s the plan, despite our reservations legit or otherwise, we likewise want it for you so we have to agree]

Casey: [letting her go even though he would not want to in the slightest like okay that’s the first step to fixing this I gotta]

Janis: [likewise actually getting up despite having no desire to ‘until he’s back, you can have run of the house, I’m having a nap’ doubt it but the headache is probably way more real now so you have an excuse to go to your room and let Casey have that space]

Casey: [‘headache back?’ have to ask as she’s going even though he should just leave her be cos that bitch]

Janis: [‘only gonna get worse’ like Jimothy is gonna kick off big time himself, not you admitting you’re really just hiding]

Casey: [‘bath might help’ him just shamelessly like well if you wanna hide that door has a lock on it so]

Janis: [‘could’ve told me I needed one before now’ ‘cos you did come back from a lil run lol ‘not a bad idea’ because it is not]

Casey: [‘you never before I showered you in [whatever alcohol was a casualty of war being listed here because god, the drama, RIP]’ this time just shamelessly admitting she looked hot post run yet again]

Janis: [‘I am well sticky now’ looking down at the lowkey mess of your gym clothes like yeah, real, again this is why y’all are terrible at this, we all know he said it earlier but you could just not rn thanks hun]

Casey: [we all see you following her gaze with your own eyes, boy ‘I’ll run it, have a lie down til I shout you’ telling her what to do is saucy enough but literally telling her to get in bed rn, okay, also the way you’re implying here in this bed cos of how I deliberately didn’t say go and have a lie down]

Janis: [‘cheers’ with a real smile, will make you go to your own bed though or you really are not trying at all ma’am ‘bubbles please’ as you’re walking out like don’t half-arse it]

Casey: [shaking his head like oh you so high maintenance but we are all 10000% aware there will be and candles so it can be dimly lit for the headache, obvs no other reason]

Janis: [oh you two]

Casey: [trying so hard to be a couple more like, not at all trying so hard not to be, despite the fact he said he’d shout her, coming in and so softly being like ‘hey’ and then gesturing ‘come on’ when this bath is ready cos not gonna shout when you have a headache duh it’s not at all that you literally can’t leave each other alone]

Janis: [opening one eye from your lying position to give back the same ‘hey’ before propping yourself up and fully getting up to follow him, taking off the clothes it’s appropriate to as you’re walking to the bathroom and not shut in yet, like socks, letting your hair out of whatever ponytail vibe you were rocking etc]

Casey: [in no world do you need to lead her to this bathroom, she lives here, she knows where it is, but the boy is and he’s not stopping til he’s in the doorway and we all know you’re gonna have to brush against each other for her to get past, it’s blatant]

Janis: [it’s too real, you’re both ridiculous but we have to stan, likewise you could walk into the bathroom before stopping to survey his handiwork like hmm not shabby at all, boy; but no, you need to likewise lean on the otherside of the door frame like that isn’t ridiculously close, turning your head to look at him ‘you need a piss before I get in?’ with don’t ruin my relaxation bants but you’re just lingering and we all see it]

Casey: [shaking his head ‘you alright to get in?’ like she’s so high maintenance she won’t be happy and needs 10000s more things before this bath is right but likewise you just don’t wanna leave]

Janis: [‘not 90, just act it’ as if he was offering to physically get you in the bath there, but give his shoulder a little squeeze as you actually step into the room properly ‘make a well good boyfriend, you’]

Casey: [‘still bring you a sherry’ like if you really want hun, cos it’s an old lady drink so bants but also something it’s unlikely either of y’all were using in your cocktail sesh and therefore still safe at the back of the cupboard or wherever]

Janis: [making a face like ew ‘not sure I’ve ever had it outside of a dirty pint or whatever’ because not something you’re reaching for by choice is it ‘but go on then, why not’ like you fully just want to keep interacting, you do not need it remotely bitch]

Casey: [idk what because I’m not a bartender but we just know he’s gonna mix it with something or do something with it that’ll actually make it not grim and not even for the flex just cos, thank god you can go focus on that for a sec and not how she said you’d be a good boyfriend, definitely blushed about that]

Janis: [when that was the one attempt you made at acknowledging that he should have a girlfriend and you should be happy about it but it was surrounded by blatant flirting so you know it did not hit like that, going to have to not let you get in the bath because even if you went ham with the bubbles, they don’t work like in the movies, can wrap yourself in a towel and chill on the edge with your feet in]

Casey: [he’ll be speedy gal, he’s used to having to be and not faffing, handing it to her as soon as and then picking each foot up out of the bath like gotta see if they’re alright cos you were only checking with your eyes before, please be gentle when you do so she don’t fully fall in, she do be on the edge here]

Janis: [only having the one hand free now so you have to keep hold of your towel and hope you don’t let her fall here, at least you’ll get your own blush back for it, we can all just pretend it’s the steam in here okay ‘it was just a few shards, barely a scratch’]

Casey: [he’s definitely using his body to keep hers propped up so he can use a hand to brush away the bubbles and gently inspect her injuries and hold her foot in whatever position he wants with the other, could not be touching more here]

Janis: [when you’re going to allow it because you want him to see it’s really fine but also because you’re enjoying it, let’s be honest, sip your drink and don’t say nothing, although being surprised when you do sip it ‘this isn’t sherry’ like that shit you cook with, I think not]

Casey: [‘it’s sherry and [whatever he used and the reason like blah blah blah it does so and so to make it less of an old lady mood because he’s a nerd and actually about it]’ said as we’re putting her feet down cos appaz finally satisfied she is okay ‘it don’t make up for nothing but’ a shrug like enjoy it anyway and actually make a move to leave so she can get in this bath properly]

Janis: [calling you a nerd but affectionately ‘cos we think it’s cool you actually give a shit about it and are about that for you, scoop up a handful of bubbles and blow them at him on his way out in thanks]

Casey: [‘oi’ but so affectionately on his way out, shutting this door so quietly in case any of us forget she has a v bad headache lol]

Janis: [so awful, obvs, lmao, you’re also clearly not locking this door because you’re already half in the bath so pop off]

Casey: [Winnie says we have to say Jimothy waltzes in when he’s back from work and she’s either still in the bath or literally getting out as he appears so it’s like ? hello]

Janis: [honestly a gamble who that would’ve been for you there, can tell him about being struck down with this headache for skiving like oh yes, hello, nothing to see here]

Casey: [him actually having a piss and ruining your relaxation for real, no bants detected]

Janis: [at least you aren’t actually that bitch, probably looks weird that you’ve run yourself a romantic bath in the day then but we can if we want to, babe]

Casey: [me saying she can’t have the light on she’s got a headache, Jimmy in the style of I’m claustrophobic, Darren]

Janis: [lmao, god, get with the programme]

Casey: [when we know the tea is that Bobby has probably already said something via text or whatever so that’s what he’s focused on and not your romantic bath]

Janis: [sorry Bobby but we are respectfully downplaying it like it wasn’t anything that wild, Casey was having some kind of work related row via phone and got frustrated and Bobby happened to walk down at the wrong time, nbd, everyone’s separated and cooled off]

Casey: [and respectfully I’m gonna say Casey has left before you got home seeing as he knows what time you do because I’m not trying to have you two brawling about it on this day]

Janis: [‘tis for the best, just like I know Bobby is shook up but he’ll get over it, no cause for alarm here]

Casey: [it’s how we know he and Libi have been hardcore sheltered because Casey has done so much worse, he’s literally beaten Jimmy up before now so it really isn’t that dramatic in the grand scheme but]

Janis: [like, I get that he is a violent person so you have a right to be scared but also, we all lose our temper and do things like that, it wasn’t directed at you, soz; but anyway]

Janis: Everything’s all sorted here, doubt he’ll bring it up whenever he sees you next

Casey: Tah for sorting it, soz that his tears ruined whatever tea he were trying to crack on with for you

Janis: I’ll survive, was a big lunch

Casey: yeah, it’ll keep me going for ages, all that

Janis: good

Janis: not gonna sort everything but it’s something

Casey: Did you mean what you said before

Janis: Which bit

Janis: not copping to talking a lot or anything

Casey: about the sort of boyfriend I’d be, she wants to see us

Janis: yeah, ‘course you could be

Casey: alright, I’ll head over for a bit, sort how weird I behaved to her earlier

Janis: alright, good luck 

Casey: you’re not off to bed yet, are you

Janis: no, still not a grandma, like

Casey: 😏 could’ve just admitted the bath was such a top idea and worked that well, like

Janis: I remember saying tah at the time

Casey: if seeing her ain’t one of my better ones, you’ll be about, all I’m asking

Janis: I mean, if you need to come back here or call, eithers fine, yeah

Casey: okay

Janis: sure it’ll be fine

Casey: loads of faith in me, you

Casey: but nah, it will

Janis: be rude to say a lack of faith in her so yeah, something like that

Casey: don’t sound like something you’d ever say

Janis: are you calling me rude or polite there?

Casey: take your pick, girl, I’ve had all my faves today, least I can do

Janis: don’t bother me either way, boy

Casey: don’t listen to a word I say, is why, but it’s another fave of mine, so

Janis: bullshit don’t I

Casey: remind us to test you next time we get chance

Janis: always ready

Casey: what I like to hear

Janis: shouldn’t do, means I prove you wrong

Casey: I ain’t you, I can hack being wrong in the right circumstances

Janis: you would have to be, you’re wrong so much more often than me

Casey: not denying it

Janis: only messing, dickhead

Casey: must be feeling loads better then, dickhead

Janis: was just a headache

Casey: and he’s back now

Janis: yeah?

Casey: bound to cheer you up having that lad about

Janis: if you like

Casey: if you like, mate, you who’s in love with him

Janis: you get used to each other though, you’ll see

Casey: you pair got used to each other maybe, me and her ain’t acting 90 no time soon

Janis: you don’t know each other

Janis: it’s what happens, it’s unavoidable if you stick around

Casey: great pep talk

Janis: it’s you who wants to do it

Casey: you said I’d be good at it

Janis: I know

Janis: you know what you’re signing yourself up for though, right?

Casey: been warned there, haven’t I

Janis: I don’t know

Casey: go on, what else is it you wanna tell me

Janis: nothing

Janis: just do your own research, yeah

Casey: see you in a bit then, yeah

Janis: 👋

Casey: [go see your gf then boy cos clearly your big plan is you're gonna throw yourself into this fully and then you’ll both be in love with other peeps and that’s how you’re gonna make it okay for Janis the way you promised to, love that we’re full circle, starting and ending the convo with this gf, what a day]

Janis: [what a day indeed]

Casey: [we should probs post this and decide where we wanna go next, Winnie is staring at me so he’s gotta have lots of evil ideas]

[yn-dreamlife]

Remember me

Pairing: Kirishima Eijiro x Female!Reader x Bakugo Katsuki

Description: while out on a night patrol your grabbed, so how did it end with Katsuki in the hospital with no memory of anything? And what will it mean for your best friends romantic relationship and your own?

Warnings: the reader is kidnapped, there is torture but not really explicitly described, drugging (during kidnapping), polyamorous relationship, gay relationship, fighting (not explicitly described except for a little in one scene) LET ME KNOW IF I MISSED ANY!!

A/N: Hey ya'll so this fic is super long lmao, it does cover some heavy style and the writing style is different than how I've done some of my other pics. I had part of this in my drafts forever and now have finally finished. Concider it a belated valentines day present from me to you! I'm thinking of writing for these three versions of the characters specifically so let me know if you want more of these three! Could be fluff, ptsd comfort, angst, whatever you're thinking send in a request!! Leave a comment if you'd like as well I'll always be happy to respond :)

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“Eijiro I promise you I’ll be fine. It’s just a simple night patrol.” You said softly into the phone trying to sooth the anxious redhead.

“I-I know i just… I have a bad feeling about tonight, like somethings going to happen and just,” he sighed deeply, “are you sure you can’t call out tonight?”

You smiled softly, truly sympathizing with the man, all heroes got it. That feeling where someone they cared for was going to be hurt- and sometimes those feelings were right, but that didn’t mean you could put your job aside. And while his concern was flattering- and deeply appreciated- he really needed to stop asking you, because if he asked again you knew you would cave. At the end of the day there were two people you would do anything for.

“Eij… I trust you and your feelings but I cant call out, I know I’m not fighting villains or anything but I have people who count on me to take them home safe and ensure loved ones don't drive home drunk.”

“No y/n/n I didn’t mean to make it sound like what you’re doing tonight isn't impor-” but you cut his frantic apology short.

“Don't worry I didn’t take it that way.” You paused knowing that the man wasn't assured in the slightest over ether predicament, “How about this, tomorrow you can call while me and suki are having breakfast. And to ensure I shall be there I promise to be extra careful tonight okay?”

It was another long pause before he spoke “well… alright, but I’m having Katsuki come over early and I’m not taking objections. So no running late alright? I don't care if Mr. Whiskers is stuck in a tree and it’s only 2 seconds after your shift ends. Go. home.” You giggled softly at him and he continued sheepishly, “Okay…. Maybe you can save Mr. Whiskers, but no villains alright? Please just-” he sighed again and your heart ached softly, you didn't want to bring him any more stress than he already got as a fellow pro hero.

“Don't worry Eijiro, I promise I’ll come home alright?”

“Pinky promise?” He whispered and you could picture him perfectly in your mind pulling his puppy dog eyes out on you as he held his pinky up.

“Gah I can feel the puppy eyes from here!” You exclaim overdramatically, “yes I pinky promise! I pinky promise just put them away,” he laughs as you grumble about him trying to rip out your heartstrings as opposed to just tugging on them.

“Thanks short stuff,” he said and you were relieved for him to have more of his normal optimistic tone leaking back into his voice.

“Yeah yeah whatever, I’m not even that short shark boy,” you said with a fake eye roll because in all honesty his concern was heartening. It said how he really cared whether it was in the same way you did or not. “Well Ei I should get going, I have to walk a college student home from one of her night classes and I’m almost to her campus.”

“So manly y/n!” Kirishima exclaimed and you were proud that you were worthy of his favorite phrase, “and before you ask yes I mean manly, girls can be manly too y’know.”

“I know Ei, thank you. I’ll see you later okay? Tell that angry pomeranian that I want the Katsuki special for breakfast!” You said allowing him to say his farewells before hanging up.

You sighed already missing talking to him just as you missed talking to his blonde partner who was your other best friend. It always amused you how they were together, opposites in so many ways and yet so similar in others, perhaps that was what drew you to both of them.

Before you could think on it more you arrived at your spot where you always met the girl keeping an eye out for her and for any other people around, but when no one else but her was around you sighed- ‘tonight would be a long one if there aren't many people to help.’

And right you were, tonight was one of the least busy nights you had had in all of your time of picking up night patrols, even your usuals weren't there, well there were a few but it just seemed like it was too quiet. ‘Maybe it’s just Kirishima's worry rubbing off on me’ you think to yourself swiftly shaking your head.

You smiled a little at the thought of the redhead remembering meeting him for the first time back at UA, you were so nervous your first day. You were surrounded by so many strong individuals, you almost felt like you couldn’t match up. Not that your quirk was anything to scoff at, I mean you could turn any metal or metal alloy into molten liquid- some say it’s lava but technically that wasn't quite right.

You walked through the door beneath the sign that read 1A, your homeroom class. Instantly upon entering you felt overwhelmed, why were so many people here already? Will there be assigned seats? Shit what if you don't make any friends- but all thoughts left as a redheaded boy with sharp pointy teeth stood in front of you bowing as he introduced himself.

“Hi, I'm Kirishima Ejirou, what’s your name?” He un-bent himself allowing you to see his blinding smile once again, you bowed in return making sure to go just as low as a sign of respect- and to hide your heated cheeks.

“I-I’m y/l/n y/f/n. It's uh…. V-very nice to meet… you.” He seemed to smile even brighter at your response.

“Well it's very nice to meet you as well y/l/n, here I’ll introduce you to Kaminari and some of the others!” And he did, you don't know why he decided to do it nor did you feel like asking. You were grateful, always struggling with introducing yourself or making the first move to talk to someone but Kirshima was doing it for you and with each interaction you became more and more comfortable.

Looking down at your watch you see you're running a little behind to your next usual so you decide to take a back alley as a shortcut not thinking anything of it. As you're midway through the long alley you hear banging ahead of you and as your hero instincts told you to attack the rational side considered the fact it could just be a civilian.

As you grabbed the metal pipe on your belt you refrained from fully unsheathing it, “Hello?” you call and the banging stops, “I’m a pro-hero, please come out and make yourself known!”

The hairs on the back of your neck stand on end and before you even have the chance to pull the pipe out- let alone activate your quirk to make it into the familiar molten liquid you feel a sharp pinch on your neck.

Your vision instantly swam, “wha’the” you slurred. You swayed on your feet before your knees gave out, your eyelids were so heavy and you suddenly felt so so tired. A five minute nap couldn’t hurt right? But there was something you were doing- someone was… what were they doing? Why couldn’t you remember? Wait… what were you trying to remember again?

As the rest of your body fell forward you didn't feel as your face dragged along the cement rubbing the skin of your cheek raw instantly. You barely processed the set of shoes approaching you only seeing a flash of amber eyes before your eyelids finally closed allowing the darkness to embrace you.

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As Katsuki approached your house something didn’t feel right, his gut telling him you weren't going to be laying on your couch waiting for him like always. His gut told him he wouldn't be tackled in a goodmorning hug from you despite you always being exhausted. And he wanted so badly to be wrong for once, he wanted so badly for the door to be unlocked for him like it always was. Because you always left it open for him and he always chastised you for it.

When it wasn’t unlocked he tried to assure himself that it was just you finally listening to him, that you finally decided that he was going to be perfectly fine getting in using his key and you could lock the door. But all his assurances to himself were for nothing, he still knew, he knew when he opened the door and didn’t get tackled. He knew when he didn't see you on the couch, he knew when he ran through the house to find you he wouldn’t.

He stopped at your bedroom door, the door open your bed shockingly made, you never made your bed, ever. You thought it was pointless seeing as you were just going to crawl right back in and unmake it. So who made it? He felt his anger rising, attempting to keep it down as he tried to call you first. ‘She’s just running late,’ he tried to assure himself, ‘She’ll be home any minute, she’ll answer and apologize because some puppy was lost or some shit.’

But you didn't answer, it went straight to voicemail, he tried your agency, he tried your sidekick if for whatever reason maybe he knew where you went. No one knew, they all assumed you had just gone straight home like always. He knew something had happened, and now he had to figure it out but worse he had to tell Eijiro. How was he supposed to tell his partner, one of your best friends, that you were missing? How was he supposed to tell him his gut feeling was right, that something had happened and he still didn’t know what.

It wasn't a call he wanted to ever have to make but if anyone was telling Eijiro it was going to be him. He called his partner, he had realized that quickly the news would spread among heroes that something had happened with you, he knew he didn't have time to get to Eijiro in person and he had to be the one to tell him.

“Well hey there handsome! I was just about to facetime so I could talk to you guys,” Eijiro said happily through the phone. Katsuki held so tightly to the cheery tone in his lover's voice, to the happiness it held.

“Eijiro,” it was all he could get out his voice feeling thick in his own throat, he could hear the pain in his own voice and kicked himself for it. “I…. I need you to go somewhere private, okay?”

“O-okay Kats,” Eijiro said nothing more, already knowing in his heart but trying not to believe it. “Alright I…I’m alone.”

“Eij… y/n didn't come home this morning from last night's patrol.”

There was only silence on the other end of the phone, Eijiro couldn't say anything. He sat in his office staring ahead with his phone clutched to his ear, he was right. He was right and something happened to her, to their bestfriend, was it his fault? Should he have begged her to stay home more? What if he had, would she be safe?

“Eijiro, I… please say something,” it was Katsukis voice that brought him back.

“I…I’m on my way,” was all he could say, the only thought he could form was to get to Katsuki, “I love you.” He waited for Katsuki to answer and when he did he hung up the phone quickly rushing from his agency towards your house, when he got outside his agency he saw his three other best friends all starting towards his agency from a car.

“Eijiro we just heard about-” but Eijiro cut Mina off before she could say it.

“I’m going to her house, Katsukis there.”

“Alright let's go, I’ll drive.” Hanta said as they all piled into the car Eijiro sitting in the passenger seat Denki and Mina in the back.

Never in his life had Katsuki hated being alone as much as he did right now, your house had always been a second home but now it was an empty husk, a void he didn't want to be stuck in. How long had he been here, it felt like both seconds and years. He stared at your bedroom, trying to imagine any scenario he could where you were okay. Any scenario to cover up the horrible images of bad things happening to you.

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Your head throbbed as you tried to open your eyes, the lights above you too bright to allow your eyes to stay open. You tried to put your hand in front of your eyes to block some of the blinding light, but there was something stopping your wrists from moving. As you looked down you saw leather bands strapped around your arms.

“W-what?” Your voice was hoarse as your mind quickly seemed to catch up to the situation, remembering the alley and nothing past then.

“Ah I see you’re awake,” you couldn’t see where the man's voice had come from, but you knew he was somewhere behind you. You tried to carefully look around for any metal on the bed only to become increasingly frustrated when there wasn't a single speck around you. As you attempted to use your quirk thinking maybe the metal was simply hidden under plastic a horrible electric shock was sent through your whole body.

It felt like it was sourced at the very top of your spine on the back of your neck, “ah yes, I wouldn't do that if I was you. Any attempt on your quirk will result in that sort of a shock except… well I had to make it interesting so it will get worse the more you attempt. So be good and it wont get to the point it will kill you.”

You growled trying to tug on your binds, “what do you want?”

“With you? Nothing in particular, I suppose I do have another subject to test my experiments on but you're more for bait purposes. But I don't wish to speak to you anymore so… goodnight lady magma,” and with that the world went dark around you again.

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“Damnit!” Katsuki growled trying his best to keep from blowing up the nearest surface which happened to be your couch.

“It’s alright kacchan we’ll figure this out,” Denki said, placing a comforting hand on his friend's shoulder.

“We’ve scoured every inch of her apartment to see what else the villains touched but I don't see anything else really out of place beyond her bed,” Mina said looking around your living room once again.

“But that wouldn’t make any sense, what villain comes in just to make the bed of someone they kidnapped?!” Eijiro was furious, he didn’t understand these villains and the longer it took him to, the more he was thinking about how you were losing time.

If they didn’t figure out who took you and why, soon, he was afraid they would lose you entirely. But it wasn’t just him, those same thoughts went through every one of your best friends' minds. But everyone knew it was Eijiro who felt the most guilt.

“She has to be okay,” Eijiro said as he leaned against your kitchen counter, having excited the room in hopes of calming down.

“She’s going to be fine Eiji, you know y/n as well as any of us do. She’s stubborn and she won’t let some bastard be the one to finish her.” Eijiro looked at his partner smiling at him softly, but Katsuki could see the pain in his eyes and the guilt he felt.

“It’s not your fault Eiji,” Katsuki whispered to him gently.

“But what if…. What if I had asked her one more time and she stayed home? What if- fuck I could have taken a night patrol with her. Or maybe I-“ but he was cut off by his partner pulling him in.

“Eijiro there’s nothing you could have done. And there’s nothing we can do about it now besides finding her. So don’t beat yourself up over this because that won’t help her,” Katsuki pulled away from the hug cupping his cheeks. “She wouldn’t want you to be feeling like this anyways.”

Eijiro nodded, his eyes moving to the sink to see you had no dishes. A thought struck him then, “doesn’t y/n clean on Sunday?”

Katsuki turned his head to see what Eijiro could be implying, “yeah, why?”

“Because usually that means she would have a few dishes Tuesday. Y’know from Monday and such.”

They both looked at eachother, “did they do her dishes?”

As they continued to look around the kitchen they noticed other odd things, the way your things were organized on the counter. The way your coffee station was cleaned up with no spilled grounds like you usually do during your rush to get to work.

Moving to the living room they saw the others looking around also noticing things that were off. The blanket on the back of your couch was folded neatly, the pillows had been perfectly fluffed on your couch.

“Did they fucking clean her house?!” Denki finally exclaimed.

“If they did, then that means they were trying to cover up something. They had to have been here looking for something,” Mina said. “They obviously know we’d search her house. They know that we would look for clues here so they ensured there would be absolutely none.”

“What weird ass fuck is so neat though, it’s like they tried to make her house look perfect and in prestine condition. If they truly knew her they’d know that she always is a little mess-“ but Hanta stopped. “Perfect and pristine…. Like a clean freak,” he whispered.

“You don’t think…” There was a look of fear in Denkis eyes now, “Overhaul is the one who took her…. Right?”

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Your eyes blinked open for a moment, the man standing above you blurry and oddly bird shaped, why would…. What kind of quirk does that?

Your eyes were too foggy to see the truth, that it was simply a plague mask placed on his face and not truly the shape. You didn’t notice the syringe going into your arm.

Didn’t feel the pinch when they drew your blood or when more syringes were placed giving you different drugs. Vaguely you could feel yourself writhing on the bed, but it was as if you couldn’t truly feel it, your mind too tired to focus on the alarm bells your nerves were ringing.

Where were you again? There was somewhere you needed to be, someone you were supposed to talk to. Why couldn’t you remember? Why couldn’t you find it in yourself to care all that much ether?

Overhaul watched from a few feet away, watching as his right hand man injected one of the many experiments into you. Happy to see that his experimental drug that affects the brain seemed to be working. While yes you writhed in pain, you didn’t beg for mercy.

He found it quite annoying when that happened. And during the reprieve of your pain you’d stare at the man above you, he noted your expression was blank and fogged over.

“I suppose she won’t be too annoying after all, but put something over her mouth it seems involuntary sounds aren’t able to be stopped,” overhaul said and swiftly left the room.

Quickly following his instructions you couldn’t feel as your head was secured down with a leather strap and a gag being placed into your mouth. Before you could keep your eyes open any longer you notice the world going dark and couldn’t find it in yourself to fight against it.

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Over the course of the next week the quintet of heroes scoured any camera footage they could from that night where you were, to find any clue as to where they had taken you. They searched all over the city, in the darkest back alleys, in the busy city centers hoping that in their disguises they’d catch a whisper somewhere.

But it was harder the longer you were gone the more antsy they all got, eventually Overhaul had made a broadcast a few days after you were taken.

“Hello pests of Musutafu, I’m sure you’ve all noticed one of your precious heroes is missing, and if you haven’t I shall enlighten you. Your precious Lady Magma has been missing for approximately 56 hours, a long time for a normal kidnapping case. But don’t worry she’s alive and well… well I suppose ‘well’ can mean many things.” He paused with a smirk, the screens in most of the city going blank; the few that remained were within the five heroes' agencies, as well as your own, which is where your bestfriends happened to be.

They looked at the screen in your office where they had created their central base in your case, they all had wanted to feel your presence even a little bit. “How does it feel to know you’ve failed? To know that I’ve taken one of the people you hold closest? To be helpless in getting her back?” Suddenly you were within the camera's view, you were on a bed and you were blurry but they knew it was you.

“Isn’t my new test subject lovely? I truly do enjoy having a new guinea pig. Well good luck on your pointless mission, perhaps I might see you in ten years when you finally figure out how to find me. My people are loyal, and they know the consequences if they aren’t.”

The video screen went blank with the Shie Hassaikai symbol displayed in red in the middle of the screen. The scent of nitroglycerin filled the room as Katsukis quirk involuntarily popped off. The resounding sound of electricity in the air did as well as Denki was trying his best to regain composure of his quirk unlike Eijiro who allowed his body to harden at it’s will.

The anger in the room was palpable, none of them enjoyed being baited and mocked, and the fact he showed you but gave no clues as to your condition frustrated them.

It wasn't until a full week after you were taken that they were able to find a possible location as to where the Shie Hassaikai hideout might be, but there was more than one possible location so they had to have three teams. Team A which Mina and Hanta went on with a handful of other volunteer pros as well as the heroes from their agencies. Team B being where Denki went to recruit some of the heroes he was familiar working with to assist him as well as his own agency. And finally team C where Katsuki and Eijiro were, Eijiro having recruited Fatgum and Suneater from the days of his internship as well as his agency, Katsuki recruiting the heroes who worked in his agency as they were the only ones he trusted.

All teams had to have police assistance and no one knew which one- if any would be right. The only way their plan would work is if they all attacked the potential bases at once, if they did it one at a time they run the risk of scaring the Shie Hassaikai off so they change locations and lose their chance to get you.

“Look none of you dumbasses are allowed to get hurt, got it?”

“Aw Kacchan cares,” Denki teasingly cooed at his friend in hopes of lightening the very heavy atmosphere.

“Of course I care, dunce-face. Look I just… I can’t handle anyone else I care about getting hurt,” his tone was serious and soft.

“Don't worry, we’ll all be fine,” Hanta assured, placing a hand on his friend's shoulder, Katsuki gave him a nod in thanks.

“Come on guys, let's go get our girl,” Mina said, placing her hand out waiting for each person to fist bump her.

“You guys go ahead, we’ll catch up,” Eijiro said, keeping Katsuki back for a moment.

“Everything okay, shark boy?”

“Yeah I just… What if she’s not there Kats, I don't know how much more of this I can take- any of us can take. She’s such an important hero the whole city has been in chaos, crime levels going up like crazy the day after Overhauls broadcast.”

“I know, I know, I feel the same way. But we have to think positively- as shocking as it is for me to say that- but we can’t help y/n if all we’re doing is stressing about the bad what if’s.”

“I know I’m sorry I just, I feel so fucking guilty Katsuki, it kills me very moment she’s out there because all I can think is if I had done more, or if I followed my gut she would be here right now.”

“Eijiro,” Katsuki whispered, cupping the other man's cheek, “it’s not your fault, she’s a hero just like us. She knows the risks.”

Eijiro nodded but uncertainty lingered in his eyes and Katsuki knew that in the end there was truly nothing he could do to take away the guilt. As they left the all divided into their teams and headed to their respective raid spots, they were spread throughout the city so there wouldn’t be a high probability that any of the other teams would be able to assist if needed. Team A had made it to their location first as it was closest, teams B and C arriving at theirs around the same time as each other.

All they could hope for now is that one of them was in the right place.

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Your eyes opened blearily looking around the room, it was different than before with red lights flashing around you. And what was that noise, why was it so loud? The man was in his usual spot but he seemed hurried and frantic. Your mind was too foggy to process much of your surroundings.

It took all your willpower to not go back to sleep like you usually allowed yourself to, you knew something was wrong your hero instincts kicking in you just couldn’t figure out what.

As you began to rouse yourself more and more you caught snip-bits of orders being barked at the man, “Hurry up-”

“They’re almost through-”

“There isn’t time-”

“Rip it out-”

“She's still out-”

“She cant feel-”

The more you caught the more pain you could feel, as your body began to rouse you realized more of what was happening. Someone was causing them alarm and they needed to move you, and quickly. But the drug that fogged your mind began to kick back in, allowing you to catch only one more thing before sleep overtook you again.

“Forget her, she’ll die anyways.”

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“You don’t remember me… do you?” It was the softest whisper Katsuki had ever heard in his life, and as he looked over to you he could see you weren’t really waiting for a response because you already knew.

“No,” he paused, there was an ache in his chest anytime he looked at you and he couldn’t figure out why. “No I don't, I’m sorry… I’ve been trying to but i just…. I just can’t fucking remmeber”

“Suki,” you whispered, moving to place a hand on his knee but he watched as you retracted your hand, and part of him wished you hadn't. “It’s alright, you went through a lot.” And that was another mystery to him, what had happened to him? What had made it so he couldn’t remember the much smaller women beside him who so clearly needed him in some way. “Would you… would you like me to tell you? A-about your life I mean.” She played with her fingers and he could tell she was worried.

“Yes,” he sounded desperate, because he was. His mind was screaming for an answer and she could give him them, and maybe as she went he would understand what these feelings that swelled in his chest were. But as she was about to speak someone stood in the doorway quickly drawing her attention.

“Eij, wait no!” And before the man could come in she had somehow managed to push him out and close the door behind them both despite the other man being much larger than her.

“y/n/n, I know,” he said softly, trying to still move past you and get to his boyfriend.

“No Ei you don’t, because I asked to be the one to tell you” this had stopped him, his hand retracting from the door knob as he stared down at you.

“Tell me… what?” A note of fear reached his voice.

“Katsuki… doesn’t,” you took a deep breath releasing it as a sigh, “the damage from the villains quirk… it’s taken away his memory. And we don’t know for how long, but we do know… he doesn't remember much of anything, not me and… I don’t know if he’ll remember you either.”

The look on his face made you want to scream, you wanted to scream and lose control of your quirk until you found the villain and had him undo what he had done and then killed him. But you wouldnt and you knew that, because they needed you.

“He might… fuck will anything be okay, or is life just going to be all bad news from now on?!” He glared up at the ceiling, arms stretched wide asking for whatever God might exist to hit him again.

“Eij…” his arms dropped as your gentle hand made its way to his shoulder, “Ei it’ll get better, I promise. You have me for now, and I know… I know I’m not Katsuki, I can't replace your boyfriend nor would I want to! But… but I am still your best friend. And you have Hanta and Mina and Denki too.”

He nodded his eyebrows furrowed as he looked upwards, you could tell he was trying not to cry so to save him from having to try for you you wrapped your arms around him, too small to reach around his neck you settled for going around his waist.

“It’s gonna be okay Eij.” you felt his arms wrap around you and he could feel his body relaxing for the first time in over 20 hours, for the first time since the villain attack that was broadcasted all over Japan.

“Thank you….” he sighed deeply before pulling himself away, “okay… let’s go.”

“B-both… both of us?” You whispered, your voice fragile.

He didn't hesitate before turning around and placing his hand in your own, “of course.” he whispered and he couldn't help as his lips turned up just slightly at the relief on your face you could see Katsuki again.

As Eijiro pulled open the door you noticed the look of relief on Katsukis face as you both re-entered the room. “Bakugo,” you began, only to be cut off.

“Wait… why are you calling me Bakugo?” Katsuki whispered and he sounded so lost and you swore that maybe everyone could hear your heart break a little more.

“I-I didn't… I’m sorry suki. I didn't mean anything by it. I was just about to introduce your newest guest and out of habit I went formal, I apologize.” you bowed slightly.

“D-don’t bow, we... we’re friends right?” you straightened up nodding, “well then treat me how you would if I wasn’t in this hospital bed then. And if I… if I could remember you.”

Eijiro actually laughed at that, “well funny enough she actually is.” His laughter rang through the room, not how it usually did but fuck was it a pleasant and welcomed sound that you found yourself smiling from it.

“Katsuki this is Kirishima, Kirishima Eijiro.” You say smiling softly over at the tall redhead.

“Are you two dating or something?” Katsuki asked, his voice almost coming out annoyed. You felt your face heat up as Eijiro laughed, hating how your heart sped up at the idea.

“No me and y/n/n aren't together, I uh…” He hesitated looking at you and you nodded, encouraging him, “actually me and… uh me and you are together.”

Katsukis head snapped to him, “me and… you?”

Eijiro nodded rubbing the back of his neck, “Yeah, but don’t uh… don’t feel like you have to still act like my boyfriend or anything. Just because we’re dating doesn’t mean I’m going to overlook the fact that you don’t remember me.”

Katsuki smiled softly, “Thanks… Eijiro.” Kirishima's face flared at the use of his name from his boyfriend. And although Katsuki couldn’t remember him he knew that he enjoyed making the other man blush.

You let the silence linger, perhaps to give them a moment or perhaps to rein in the ache in your chest, but eventually you spoke up as you both sat down, Kirishima now taking the seat closest to Katsuki. “So suki, would you still like me to tell you about your life- I mean or Eijiro could if you prefer! I can go, should I go? Yeah I should probably-” you stood quickly making a move to leave but you were stopped by a hand on your wrist.

“Y/n/n.” Kirishima said softly, his thumb gently rubbing over your skin, “relax.” He could feel your muscles relaxing beneathe his grip but they didn't fully relax until you got a confirmatory nod from katsuki.

“I uh… can you tell me?” you heard katsuki whisper but you didn’t speak as you thought he was speaking to Eijiro. “Y/n?” He asked and your head snapped up to see both men looking at you.

“O-oh you meant me?” You asked wide eyed and both men's hearts sped up a little.

Katsuki nodded with a soft roll of his eyes “duh.” he whispered and unbeknownst to him that was a comforting sight for you and Kirshima because it was the closest he had been to himself since he woke up.

“Well I guess I should start with me and you, we met during the entrance exam to UA highschool, and we did not like each other when we first met. I thought you were arrogant, angry, self centered and just…. Rude. Honestly I don’t know what you thought of me, and then we both passed… and we were placed in the same class. Class 1A in the hero course to be exact. That’s where we met Eijiro, and damn was he determined to become your friend. Honestly I can’t pinpoint when he decided to be your friend and I don't think you can either huh Eij?”

The man in question shook his head with a small laugh before you continued, “I watched as you two became friends and well… honestly part of me was jealous. Why did the red headed shark boy get your admiration and friendship and not me? So then I decided I would become your friend too… and me and Ei went about it pretty much the same way.”

“And what way was that?” Katsuki asked with a small smile on his lips.

“By forcing our way to your heart! And honestly after a month or so I thought I had made no progress and it was useless, you responded to my texts with short responses, and you always seemed so annoyed when I was around, so i backed off-”

“Is that why we didn't see you for like a week?!” Kirishima said, staring at you like he didn't know all of this.

“Yeah Ei buuut then one day I see the angriest Katsuki I’ve ever seen marching my way.”

“Oh yeah! I remember that, I swore he was going to challenge you to fight or something.” Kirishima cut in.

“I did too! So imagine my shock when you grabbed my hand and dragged me to your room. I remember being so confused but honestly just shocked, no one had seen the inside of your room yet. No one! It was practically a sacred place and you had just dragged me into it. I remember you forcing me to sit down on your bed and shoving a text book and my notebook into my hand before you sat down at your own desk. And finally when I managed to stutter out the question of ‘um what are we doing?’ you answered as if I was an idiot.”

You cleared your throat trying to get your voice to sound more like his “‘Tch. Obviously we’re studying, shitty woman.’ And that’s when I knew I had made it, that I had managed to become friends with Katsuki Bakugou. It was honestly one of the happiest days ever so I texted Kirishima to get his ass over there and that was the first of many study sessions between us three. Eventually the rest of the squad got roped in, Denki being the first, honestly I think he earned your respect without really trying but his method was the same.

“Him and Kiri over here were pretty close so you all often worked together and I guess somewhere along the way you became friends. Then with Denki came Sero and with Sero came Mina. Eventually our ‘study sessions’ became more than that. We would hang out and spend time together outside of studying and eventually we all began hanging out in each other's dorms. Then Mina and Sero got together, we were all so happy about that because they had been pining forever. Denki got together with his boyfriend Shinso and then… then you and Kirishima got together-”

“Oh yeah, what ever happened to who you liked y/n/n?” Kirishima asked.

“W-what?!” You squealed, staring at him with wide eyes and your cheeks felt hot.

“Yeah, you used to talk about your crush with us and then when we all got with someone you just… stopped.” Kirishima whispered, staring at me with eyes full of questions.

“Well uh-” what were you supposed to say? Oh yeah well when you and Katsuki got together I lost my chance with both the people I like because they got together and I was, and still am too shy to ask if you both are polyamorus. You shook your head, “just didn't seem that important…. Uh well a-anyways.” you turned back to katsuki who was also staring at you in curiosity “don’t think that just because y'all went and got into relationships that we hung out any less, no way! We just integrated Shinso into the group and all began hanging out together.

“Then we graduated high school, all of us going into different hero agencies as sidekicks. Eventually you and Kirishima started up your own hero agencies first, moving so quickly through the hero ranks it gave me fucking whiplash!” You were talking more adamantly now, arms moving in crazy gestures and a bright grin on your face.

“Hey you say that like you weren't one rank behind me and only a month after we started agencies you did too!” Kirishima defended quickly, nudging you with a grin just as wide as your own.

“W-well I mean… uh well okay- whatever so yeah maybe I was right behind you guys! And it probably should have made me want to strive to be above you but I… I don't want to. I’m so proud of both of you for where you are and how far you’ve come. Kasuki you’re so close to becoming number one and Eijiro is number four. Everytime I look at the hero rankings and I see you guys move up or I see that you continue to push ahead of those who might be a few votes away from overtaking you I just- you both are such amazing heroes. Katsuki if you ever get upset over the fact you lost your memory don’t because you-”

“Hang on a minute y/n/n maybe we shouldn't uh… tell him about all that yet.” I stopped turning to Eijiro.

“Oh uh… right s-sorry. Got a little carried away, just… thank you Katsuki.” you stuttered out.

“No no wait a damn minute, I want to know! Why can’t I remember anything? Why are you thanking me?” Katsuki looked between me and Kirishima and you knew you had to, it wasn’t fair to keep it from him.

“I… I was kidnapped. It was… I was on a night patrol when I got grabbed,” one of your hands moved to the back of your neck, “I don't know how they overtook me and I know I should have been able to fend them off- they shouldn't have been able to- I should have-” you got stopped by a hand gently taking your own and removing it from it’s new place in your hair.

“It’s okay y/n… you’re okay, remember you’re safe. You don’t have to-”  you cut Kirishima off.

“No Eijiro, I- I can do this I just…” you took a deep breath squeezing his hand before looking at Katsuki and willing yourself to hold eye contact. “I was kidnapped during a night patrol, the only reason anyone knew was because of you. You had come over to make me breakfast after my night patrol- which is just something me and you started when we both picked up night shifts.

“I dont- I dont really know the whole story, that’s as much as you got the chance to tell me. But they had me for a week… not much happened that I can remember and I don’t know what their goal was, they kept me asleep most of the time, and the times I do remember... “ you trailed off for a moment.

“They were so weird, they were edging us on mostly but they came for the rest of our squad too. Trying to get us all more riled up then we already were, saying how they were doing horrible things to her. I think they wanted to make us mad, which they had of course but luckily our friends and fellow heroes kept us in line.” Kirishima filled in.

And then you continued, “I remember when I finally fully came to you… you were holding me. Just urging me to wake up and once I had I realized we were running-” but you were cut off.

“Wait… hang on a minute.” Katsuki was holding his head as he sat up farther.

Quickly you tried to apologize, “shit is it too much? I’m so-” but Katsuki had cut you off.

His voice came out strained, “I just- I think I remembered something.”

“W-what?” You and Kirishima said in union.

“You,'' Katsuki looked at you, his eyes screaming how worried he was as he reached out desperately and took your hand. His hands were running over your wrist where the marks that the binds had made but had now been healed and scarred thanks to a healing quirk. “You were tied up to a bed, they had your wrist and ankles attached to the posts, the skin underneath was- you- I had to get you out of there, I din’t care about anything else I just- fuck.” Katsukis voice broke as he pulled you to him, wrapping his arms around you.

“Shhhh shhh it’s okay Katsuki, look I’m safe, you got me. You and Kiri got me.” Tears leaked from his eyes and onto your- really his- sweatshirt. “I’m alright, I’m safe now. They healed me and I’m okay now.” You whispered, trying your hardest not to cry and only holding it together as Kirshima placed his arms around both of you.

“I think that’s enough for today.” He whispered after a while, still holding you and Katsuki.

“No-no I can-” but you cut Katsuki off gently.

“No suki, I think… I think that's enough for today. We’ll talk more about it later.” He nodded but only once you had pulled away and he could see you were barely holding it together.

The rest of the day was spent talking to doctors and friends, the rest of the bakusquad coming in and telling stories all of which were kept happy and easy for Katsuki to comprehend and hopefully remember.

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“Eijiro,” you whispered softly in the now empty hospital room. Katsuki was taking a shower so you figured now would be a good time to get the full story on what had happened that night.

“Yeah y/n/n,” Eijiro looked at you and quickly put his phone away, seeing the serious look on your face.

“Can you… can you tell me what happened?”

“Yeah, of course I can y/n,” he didn't need you to specify what it was you wanted to know because this was the one thing he was somewhat dreading having to tell you. “It was a week after you were taken when we had three potential spots to find you. Me and Katsuki were on the team that had found the Shie Hassakai’s hideout...

Bursting through the door the heroes quickly filed into the building making their way down hallways in their groups they determined outside. Immediately upon their entrance several men in plague masks came and began to attack Eijiro, Suneater and Fatgum all stayed behind each taking on one or more of the gang members.

Eijiro’s agency headed down one corridor while Katsukis had gone the other way, one person broke off per room until finally Katsuki had gotten to the last door but to his frustration he found a stairwell.

He had heard yelling coming from the level above so he decided that that way was probably the best way to go. As he approached where the commotion was coming from he saw two members rush out of a room and run down towards the stairs. He quickly hid behind a wall before they saw him and as he swung his fist out explosions popped in his palm as he directly hit the first member.

Before Katsuki could get to the second member he had disappeared into the shadows, and as much as Katsuki had wanted to go after him his gut told him he needed to check that room.

Meanwhile downstairs Eijiro, Suneater and Fatgum had now been pushed back outside the warehouse. There were many members trying to flee from the building so the trio was constantly bombarded by the oncoming villains.

“Fuck how many people are in this fucking place?!” Eijiro yelled, frustrated at the fact he couldn’t get back inside to help.

“Don't worry Red Riot, everything will be fine. Our teams have it under control for now,” it was Fatgum who spoke to reassure the unbreakable hero.

“I know I just,” his fist slammed into the stomach of one of the villains effectively making him stay on the ground, “I’m worried.”

Luckily if there was anywhere the fight could have taken place they got the best spot, the warehouse the Shie Hassakais had taken residents in had lots of empty land around and wasn’t very close to the inner city so there was lots of land for them to fight on. But the bad thing was it would take the other teams longer to hopefully get here and provide backup.

Although of course they had planned for no backup to come, ‘assume the other teams can’t help you’ they had decided during the meeting. ‘We’ll try our best to get to the right location to help but there’s still a chance we won't be able to.’

Katsuki felt frozen, he had found you. As he rushed over to the bed all he could notice was the condition you were in. The straps holding you down the skin that was raw and bleeding beneath the binds.

Katsuki rushed to begin taking all the needles and tubes from your body, deciding to leave the straps on while he did so so none of your limbs would move and injure you more. He was shaking as he pulled everything from you, his anxiety skyrocketing at being unable to know your true condition.

He didn’t know if you could use your quirk, if you had been fed well or starved, if you were hydrated or not. He didn’t know what they had done to you and it was driving him insane. Finally as he got the last needle out he began to undo your binds.

“Shit,” he muttered, seeing how bad the skin underneath really looked. “Fuck what did they do to you?”

Finally as you were unbound from the bed Katsuki lifted you and booked it from the room. He had to think of an exit plan to get you to the ambulance that he knew was waiting outside.

“Y/n,” he called to you as he continued to run, “y/n I need you to wake up for me. Open your eyes y/n please.” At this point he had made down the stairwell and back to the main level and immediately he worried, the hallways and rooms all had different battles going on. But he knew he couldn’t stop to assist unless the situation was truly dire, their mission was to get you back and to safety so that had to be his main goal.

As he ran down the hall he was happy to see that no situation really needed him and he was able to move around any fight that was in his way.

“Y/n, please you have to wake up now,” he said anxiously worried you hadn’t really begun to stir. As he ran through the front entrance he was happy to see you begin to rouse slightly, “there you go come on y/n/n open your eyes for me.”

“What-” you woke up confused, the usual man who was above you no longer was, now it was a familiar face that you couldn’t place a name to at the moment. “What’s happening?”

“Hey there sweet cheeks, it’s time to wake up now,” the voice was soothing to hear, “you still know your name?”

“I… uh y/n y/l/n,” and when asked your hero name you answered then too, “Lady Magma.”

“Good, good. Glad to see you remember, you remember me?” And finally the fog had cleared from your vision and you could clearly see him again.

“Katsuki Bakugo, pro hero Dynamight,” you said with a small smile forming on your face.

“Oh thank fuck, you scared the shit outta me there for a minute,” Katsuki said a relieved smile forming on his face.

“Dynamight,” you heard a familiar voice call trying your best to turn your head so you could look at the owner of the voice.

“Red Riot, we got her everythings okay,” Katsuki called back in return.

Suddenly Katsuki stopped running, standing in front of Eijiro for a moment, “y/n!” Looking over at the red headed hero you smiled.

“I’m so sorry,” he continued “I should have followed my gut it’s my fault-“

“Eiji,” you called softly, grabbing his hand the best you could with your injured wrists. “It’s not your fault.”

Eijiro seemed to just stop at your words. You watched as the relief flooded him as tears pricked at his eyes, “thank you,” he whispered.

“Alright we got to get you to the medics come on let’s go,” Katsuki said as he began to move towards the medics once again.

You were about halfway there when suddenly there was an aggressive force throwing you from Katsukis arms.

Katsuki watched as you flung from his arms helpless to prevent you from slamming into the rock he was watching you be flung towards.

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It wasn't until a week later when Katsuki finally had asked you to fill in the story, making sure it was a time when just you and Kirishima were there and no one was scheduled to come see him for the rest of the day.

“Y/n,” he whispered and you stopped reading from the book that was resting on your lap, “can you… uh are you okay to finish telling me… how I… how I lost my memories?”

You smiled softly, nodding, making sure to mark the page before closing and handing the book off to Kirishima. “Yeah suki, I can do that. Just tell me if it’s too much okay?” he nodded quickly before you continued “its as I said, you got me out of wherever they were keeping me and then I woke up to us running. Then we caught up with Eijiro, who I suppose stayed outside of the hideout fighting off some of the villains. We started running, you were trying to get me to the medical unit on standby. But before we got there… before we got there we were attacked. You were hit from behind and I was thrown from your arms. I don’t remember much of the fight, I had hit my head and my vision was still swimming.

“But I remember when the villain stood over you, you were battered and bruised and I thought that it was over. But… well the only way I can describe it is that my legs moved before my mind had, all I know is suddenly I was in front of you using myself as a shield, but my quirk wasn’t working at the time, whatever they kept me on- the drugs they kept me on i mean- was able to hinder my quirk. Luckily Eijiro was nearby because he was able to use his unbreakable move to shield us.

“But by then the damage was done, you were passed out and I still had barely come to. You-you and kiri saved me, and… it’s my fault that you can't remember anything. And for the injuries both of you sustained-”

But before you could continue Kirshima had cut in, “y/n/n I told you it’s not, we knew the risk and we took it. You're our best friend, we just wanted you back and safe.”

You looked up with a frown still on your face and then Katsuki spoke up “look… I know I don’t remember everything, but one thing I know is that you mean something to me… like you mean a lot to me. There's just this part of me that knows, I know it sounds crazy, but I know that I did what I did without a second thought, and I know that I wouldn’t change how I did it if I had to do it again.”

You stared at him and a sense of relief washed over you. “T-thank you Katsuki, that uh… that really means a lot.” Shortly after Eijiro had dismissed himself to get drinks for everyone and most likely a moment for you and Katsuki to gather your thoughts.

You stared after him with a soft smile on your lips as he had cut you off before you could ask him to get your favorite drink with a musical response of “yeah yeah I already know short stuff.”

“It’s him isn’t it?” Katsuki whispered once he was sure the other man was gone, and you looked at him with a confused head tilt but the smile didn’t leave. “That crush you're still not over, it’s him,” he continued and your smile dropped

“W-what? I dont- I dont like anyone like that katsuki.” You tried to reassure but he had an unconvinced look on his face.

“Yeah, you do. When Kiri brought it up a while ago you got really nervous, I guess I only noticed everything because I’m kinda getting an outsider's perspective right now.”

“What do you mean ‘everything’?” you spoke some worry filling your mind, you were always so careful, how could you fuck it all up now?

“The soft smiles, the heated cheeks, the lingering glances and the touches that are just a little longer than those you give others.” You said nothing, shame welling up inside of you. “But it’s not just him is it?” and once again you found your head snapping to him. “It’s… fuck this sounds douchey, but it’s me too isn't it?”

“I’m sorry” you whispered as a tear leaked down your cheek, “I swear I would never do anything to mess up what you two have. I swear Katsu I’m perfectly fine just being your friend. You have to understand- that, you... p-please dont… I didnt- fuck” the tears had cut you off, you couldn't speak anymore.

“Wait, shit don’t cry. I’m not mad, and he-” Katsuki started quickly but he was cut off by the loud voice of his boyfriend.

“Hey I’m back did you mi- what… what happened?!” Kirishima said quickly, rushing into the room and setting down all the drinks.

“I’m sorry!” You said frantically. “I didn’t mean to- please I didn’t mean to.” Kirishima crouched in front of you grabbing your hands and turning to his boyfriend who also looked panicked.

“I didn’t mean to freak her out! I just wanted to tell her it was okay!” He said frantically.

“Tell her what was okay?” Kirishima practically growled, he hadn’t meant to but he was simply frustrated he didn’t know how to help.

Your head snapped up to Katsuki, your words were nothing but a whisper filled with denial. “It’s.. it’s okay?” You whispered looking over to Katsuki who smiled softly nodding.

“Of course it is dumbass, you really think I would do everything I do for you if I didn’t feel the same way?”

“Someone explain!” Kirishima exclaimed, “please!”

You both fell silent then but you spoke up first “Eij… I- okay first off just know I would do nothing to harm you and Katsukis relationship. Just say the word and then… then I will forget everything me and Katsuki just said and go back to normal alright?” He nodded, “I… I’m not over my crush from highschool… er crushes from highschool.” A look of realization began to dawn on him but you continued, “I… I’m- I really like both of you, and not just… not just in a best friend way.”

“You… we are your highschool crushes? That… that you’re… holy shit that you’re still really into!” And then a wide grin spread on his face.

You sat staring at him wide eyed as Katsuki barked out a laugh, “Fucking knew you’d be happy shitty hair.” Both your heads snapped to him.

“What did you just say?” Kirishima whispered.

“I said I knew you’d be happy. Why the fuck are you dumbasses staring at me like that?!”

“You-you called him shitty hair!” A smile broke on your face, thoughts of previous events forgotten for the moment. “And called us dumbasses!”

“Yeah dumbass of course I-” but he cut himself off realizing. “You guys didn’t tell me I used to call him shitty hair… I...I just remembered it!” He got up quickly pulling you both into his arms.

It was a relief to finally hear him remembering things on his own. That was the only reason he was still at the hospital, since it was assumingly a quirk related memory loss he hadn’t regained memory like he should have been. But now he was, and it was thrilling.

When you all pulled away his smile had morphed into a familiarly triumphant and cocky smirk, “were not finished here dumbass. But we’ll wait till I remember everything, give us all a little time to think. But you bet your asses I’m not giving you very much time” he finished confidently.

And he hadn't; it took him a remarkably short period of time before his memories were fully recovered. He had been settled into his and Kirishima's shared apartment for a few days after he had finally remembered his first memories.

As you were lounging around on your couch reminiscing on old memories you heard your phone chime the familiar ding signaling the blonde had texted you.

Suki: Both of you meet me at my place

Eij: You got it babe!

You: When?

Suki: Right now dumbass

You: oh, okidokie! On my way!

That’s all that was said before you and Kirishima arrived at their apartment at the same time.

“Oh hey y/n/n, wow we’ve got great timing!” you laughed as he wrapped an arm around your shoulder taking you inside. But you both stopped in the doorway, jaws slack.

“What- what’s going on?” You whispered. There were candles lining a path to the dining room and all along the top of the table which had three places set.

“Babe?” Kirihsima called and both your breaths caught as Katsuki stepped into your view, the black button up he was wearing hugging his figure perfectly, and the sleeves that were partially rolled up were exposing his muscular forearms. His pants and shoes perfectly match his shirt drawing your eyes down his figure to take in every inch.

“See something you two dumbasses like?” he asked with a cocky smirk on his face.

“I happen to actually, yes.” Kirishima didn't hesitate to respond, pulling you farther into the apartment slightly before closing the door and removing his arm from you before going over and embarrassing his boyfriend who pulled him into a passionate kiss.

You felt out of place, like you were intruding on their intimate moment, part of you screamed at yourself to leave, but Katsuki had invited you, he had set three places at the tabel. Why were you here in such a romantic setting? Could this be what he was talking about in the hospital? Or was that wistful thinking? Were you underdressed for whatever the fuck this was? You had just gotten into comfy clothes when he texted so you hadn’t changed, maybe you should have. Should you have brought food, maybe drinks? Fuck what if-

“Oi dumbass!” Katsuki said waving a hand in front of your face effectively snapping you from your anxious thoughts. Although his words were harsh the way he gently placed his hand on your shoulder and carefully looked at you with soft eyes you knew he wasn’t angry. “You gonna come in or just stand there like a creep” it wasn't really a question because the next moment he was leading you farther inside.

“I-I just don't want to intrude, and I feel very underdressed right now.” you say sheepishly.

“You’re not intruding, dumbass, I invited you here for a reason, and I figured you’d feel that way so I have a change of clothes for you in the spare bedroom. Shitty hairs already getting changed, says I can’t look more manly than him. Tch”

“T-thank you Katsuki.” You said as you entered what would be one of the boys bedrooms had they not shared one.

“‘Course… princess.” the last word was mumbled and you thought maybe you had misheard it but before you could ask he had already disappeared into the other bedroom or perhaps another room in the apartment.

When Kirishima heard the door click shut he nudged his boyfriend, “Princess eh? I don't get cute little nicknames like that.” Although his words could say he was upset the bright grin on his face revealed he was anything but.

Katsuki rolled his eyes moving over his boyfriend's teasing, “you sure about this Ei?” Katsuki whispered cupping the red heads cheek one set of eyes mirroring the other with the emotions they shared, both for each other and more recently admitted, you.

“Of course I am, we talked about it, I know you love me you know I love you… and we both love her.” he paused squinting at the blonde, “Are you ready for this? We can just pretend today is to celebrate your memories being restored and her being back.”

Katsuki nodded firmly, “I don't do anything I’m not sure of.” And Kirishima knew that so once they shared one more quick kiss they returned to the dining room and a few moments later you walked out.

You cleared your throat softly, “uh… w-where should I s-sit?” you whispered but they said nothing, minds going blank at the sight of you and while Katsuki could keep his jaw from dropping Kirishima couldn't.

“Damn you look… wow.” Kirishima whispered. Katsuki nudged him harshly before moving behind a chair and pulling it out.

“‘Course she does, shitty hair, I picked out the outfit!” He continued to stand behind the chair waiting “well? You gonna come sit here or what?” You quickly moved and sat into the chair as he pushed it in for you trying to ignore the embarrassment that heated up your cheeks.

“So manly babe!” Kirishima said as he sat across from you and you noted that the red button up he wore looked like the color was made just for him. Katsuki sat in the middle of you both at the head of the table.

A light blush covered his cheeks at the compliment from his partner, “Of course I’m fucking manly… dumbass.”

Most of the night was spent talking and enjoying the food Katsuki had made, only when the chewing had died down and it was mostly chatter did Katsuki grab your hand. You choked on air, your eyes flicking from your hands to Kirishima but he was simply smiling at you reassuringly.

“Look, I think we all know what this dinner was really for.” Katsuki said his tone was surprisingly soft, you and Kirishima both nodded. Admittedly, your nod was more hesitant than Kirishimas.  “Okay then, look y/n me and Kiri have already talked about it,” stomach dropping you couldn't help but think the worst. “We both agree here that-”

But you cut him off, afraid to be rejected, not wanting to hear it actually leave their lips, “look it’s okay i get it! You dont… you don’t have to say it, I mean… Please don't.” you hated how fragile you sounded, hated how you doubted yourself despite what Katsuki had said in the hospital.

“I don't think we’re on the same page here y/n.” Kirishima said, reaching across the table and grabbing your other hand.

“I-I’m sorry… I really just don’t want to be rejected, so if that’s what you're going to tell me please don’t.”

“We’re not going to reject you y/n/n.” Kirishima whispered softly.

“I was actually going to say we both agree that our feelings for you are far beyond platonic… and when I… when I couldn’t remember anything I could tell that your feelings for us aren’t platonic either. I was staring at our- or part of our dynamic from an outsider's perspective and I finally figured out why everyone thinks we’re dating. I mean this dumbass stares at you like a lovesick puppy.” he said, nudging Kirishima with his free arm sending a smirk towards the red head.

“I-I do not! She's just…” he looked at you with a dopey smile forming on his face, “really pretty.” You could feel your cheeks heat up from the compliment.

“And there's your most dead give away y/n/n, you're very responsive to things me and Kiri say and do, even the most simple things will most likely get a reaction out of you.” You moved to defend yourself but he continued, “I didn't say it was a bad thing dumbass, but that’s not the point. Even when I didn't have my memories… I knew I felt the same way. It was like… like this ache in my chest whenever I looked at either of you, and I just wanted you guys to stay close to me. My heart and body knew what my mind had forgotten,” he blushed at the matching looks of adoration on you and Kirishima's faces.

“So, after that night when the doctors finally let Katsuki out and he was back here we talked. After all we had a lot to discuss, to reassure.” You nodded a part of your heart aching at the thought of putting them through any emotional turmoil, but the ache was ripped away as Katsuki spoke up.

“It was honestly one of the easiest conversations we’ve ever had. It was just so right, the second one of us started at least. I think Kirishima just said how your hair had looked good that day or something and we just kept going, saying things we loved about you until we both just looked at eachother and it was like a silent ‘we love everything about her’ moment.”

“R-really?” You whispered, swearing your heart was about to beat out of your chest. They nodded quickly.

“And then we just kinda reassured ourselves that our feelings for eachother were the same. It was honestly way easier than I thought it would be but me and Katsu prioritize communication in our relationship since… since you never know as Pro-heros when-” he cut himself off shaking his head “that’s not what we’re here for. We’re here too- well I think it’s pretty obvious.” Kirishima said, smiling at you.

You smiled back shyly “I mean… I would kind of like to hear it… officially that is.”

Katsuki chuckled, “I dont think your brain would let you rest if you didn't.” He cleared his throat before speaking again “y/n y/l/n... would you like to be our girlfriend?”

The grin that lined your face also had lined their own as you stood up and quickly moved around the table so you’d be able to pull both of them into a hug. “Of course I will be!” And as their arms wrapped around you with all feelings finally out in the air you truly felt like you were home.