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[essmeow]

EVERYTHING I WANT

WITH: satoru gojo x reader

⤷ during his first year at jujutsu tech—satoru gojo makes an impulsive purchase, a polaroid camera. captivated by the fun of instant photography, he sees it as a way to capture fleeting moments in a world. years later he looks back at his favorite photos, the ones of you. . ݁₊ . ˖ .

TAGS: fem! reader, best friends to lovers(?), fluff!!! and angst....sorry, may be ooc, manga spoilers ! , switching povs, language, timelines/years may be wrong, not proofread, roof scene ib fruits basket , header made by me :p, song! word count : 5k

APRIL 2005: ( gojo's pov )

it was almost two am—satoru knew he really shouldn't be sneaking out when he's only been at jujutsu tech for a week and a half, but his old habit from when he was at home picked right back up.

that's why he was standing outside the closest convenience store. he probably looked really starange, his hands tucked into his hoodie pocket, the hood pulled over his head—sunglasses hiding his eyes. the neon light from the sign cast a bright glow, lighting up the street.

back when he was still living at the gojo estate in kyoto, he found himself sneaking out almost every night—it was his escape from his family, servants, training, the pressure, everything really. he was sheltered his whole life, and he really hoped when he got to jujutsu tech things would be different. maybe he could even make friends.

unfortanly, he wasn't sure if his classmates had the same idea.

he had met his three classmates the second day he was on campus. he expected them to fawn over him, the satoru gojo—inheritor of the famous six eyes. though to his surprise, they seemed to not care.

he had met them all in yaga's classroom. the other boy there, suguru geto looked distinctly annoyed at him—maybe it was because he was "late" but he was only twenty minutes late! the next face he met was shoko leiri, a girl that really seemed like she had a smoking addiction—and she seemed really bored, as if she was on the brink of dying from boredom.

lastly, you. you were looking at him like being there for one more minute was going to make you completely lose it—and that him stepping into the room only intenified that feeling.

so that was why he was alone in the back of the dimly lit connivence store, the flickering overhead lights casting a harsh glow against the snack isle he was in. he ran his hand down the shelves, picking up a bag of candy. he approached the checkout, noticing the cluttered impulce-buy section on the counter—though there was something that caught his eye, a discounted polaroid camera.

"is this all for today...?"

the half-awake cashier asked him, glancing at him—her voice barley rising above the hum of the stores lights.

"uh, yeah. i'll take this too."

he replied, grabbing the camera and placing it ontop of his snacks on the counter.

he his card into the reader, paying for his items and taking the plastic bag the cashier gave him. he exited the building, taking in the breeze of toyko at night. the city was still alive with the distant sounds of chatter and traffic.

he went over and sat down on the curb, the pavement cool beneath him. he carefully pulled out his new impulsively bought camera.

he tried to figure out how to work it, playfully pressing random buttons untill a shutter noice came out, followed by the whir of the camera as a photo began to print out. the anticipation hung in the air as he waited for the image to come out, excited to see what he had captured, even if it was an accident.

the photograph wasn't anything good, afterall it was just his shoes and the pavement beneth him. yet the thrill of taking it—taking a memory and capturing it forever sent a rush of excitement through him, and made him wonder what else he would use it for.

AUGEST 2006:

snap!

you quickly turned your head as you heard the faint noice in the distance, with a quick motion—you removed the headphones from your ipod, letting them dangle around your neck as you looked to see where the noise came from.

"yn! come here often?"

satoru emerged from the trees, his tall figure framed by the sunlight as he came up to join you on the hidden bench you sat on.

"how did you find this spot?" you asked, curiosity filling your voice.

"thought nobody on campus knew about it—that's why i come here."

as you spoke, your gaze drifted to what he held in his hand—a polaroid camera. it must have been the source of the noise that had caught your attention.

"was just snapping some pictures and heard someone up here, whatcha listening to?"

you shifted a bit on the bench—creating just enough space for him to settle in beside you. you gave him one of the wired airbuds you had connected to your ipod.

when you first arrived at jujutsu tech last year, your initial impression of satoru gojo was far from flattering. you found him annoying, spoiled, and arrogant which really got on your nerves. but slowly but surley you deicded he wasn't that bad, you saw moments of humor and warmth—and maybe he wasn’t so unbearable after all.

and it seemed suguru and shoko agreed with that aswell. together, the four of you created a fun dynamic, a blend of personalities that complemented one another in different ways.

you stole a sideways glance at the boy sitting next to you, mazzy star playing softly in your headphones. you've always seen him with that camera—a lot this year. he snapped photos of the new first years, shoko, suguru (against his will), and you—a lot of you, he said you were photogenic.

gojo reached his hand down into his pocket, pulling out a few photos he had taken since the school year had started.

he laughed, "look at nanami's face in this one."

he held up the photo, and you couldn't help but laugh. one of the first years—nanami. his brow was furrowed, eyes narrowed, and a look of annoyance was directed at gojo.

that summer, gojo seemed to never stop taking pictues. whether it was making late-night convenience store runs after class—the neon lights reflecting off his carefree grin or weekends spent at the arcade. even on missions, satoru was seen taking seflies on his flip phone or off-guard pictures of his teammates mid-fight.

after that day he found you on the bench, you found yourself getting closer to the white-haired boy. you weren't sure why exactlly, maybe it was the "satoru gojo charm" he often boasted about, a charisma that seemed to weave its way into your thoughts. or maybe, as you spent more time together, you realized you were genuinely liking him more than you thought was possible.

a late night, a few days before he left on the star plasam vessel mission with geto—you found yourself hanging out with him in his dorm.

he was rummaging through his desk drawer while you layed on his bed. you weren't sure what he was trying to find exactly, he haden't really mentioned his mission yet—but you were sure he was confident about it, he always was.

after a moment of digging, he proudly pulled out his camera, now with a playful array of stickers that reflected his personality, bright colors, quirky designs—and little reminders of past memories. he held it up with a smile.

"smile!"

he called out to you, his voice light and teasing, leaving you confused and unprepared for what was coming next. just as you turned your head, the sharp click of the polaroid camera snapped to life, capturing you in a candid moment that took you by surprise—catching you off-guard in a way that made him giggle and you be playfully annyoed.

"gojo, you ass! i wasn't ready!"

"firstly, its satoru—you know that! and secondly, its funny and i'm keeping it in my wallet while me and suguru go on this mission."

he teased, coming over and jumping on the bed beside you, the dim lighting creating a cozy atsmophere in the room. it was defitnly past curfew and you should deftinly be in your own dorm by now—but you didn't care at the moment.

"don't you worry, i'll call you!"

"yeah, yeah, whatever satoru. i wasn't worried."

SEPTEMBER 2007 :

satoru did call you, he called you the night he was in okinawa.

he seemed happy, said the mission was going well and that they were having fun in okinawa—you didn't worry too much, after all it was satoru, what's the worst that could happen?

that was untill they returned though. it seemed...fine at first, though you heard that the mission didn't end well somehow—something about a assassian? satoru didn't want to talk about it, he changed the subject every time it was brought up. and suguru was distant, he was diffrent too.

a year after that mission, everything was diffrent.

one of your underclassmen, haibara had passed away during a mission. everyone was hurt, you had never really lost someone like that before and it stung.

it was autumn when suguru did the unthinkable, he had murdered an entire village of 112 people. you were with satoru when yaga let the two of you know about the situation at hand. he instructed satoru to kill his best friend. you saw the look on his face—you both knew deep down he couldn't do it. shoko had been the one to originally find him, leaving you at the school.

you were never that good at comforting people. you rembered the night haibara died, standing next to nanami outside the school, the cold air biting at your skin. you placed a hand on his stiff shoulder, trying to offer some help as you whispered that it would be okay, even though you both knew the weight of the moment felt anything but.

you, satoru and shoko handled things differently. shoko was distant, you could tell she didn't get enough sleep—dark circles starting to form underneath her eyes. you, on the other hand, threw yourself into work, overloading your schedule with training sessions and missions—trying to distract your mind. and satoru, satoru pretended he was okay, you knew he wasn't though.

a few weeks after everything happened, you found yourself going to satoru's dorm in the middle of the night, well past curfew. you knew he always left it unlocked—a promice he made for you in your first year, in-case you couldn't sleep. though when you stepped in, his bed was empty. you knew there was only one other place he could be, the school roof.

you snuck outside, finding the old rusty ladder near the dorm building. the metal felt cold against your fingers as you climbed. when you finally reached the roof, a quiet stillness enveloped you. there was satoru, layed out on the cool surface, his white hair catching the glow of the stars above that he was watching.

"thought i might find you here."

you murmured softly, your voice barely breaking the quiet of the night as you stood near him. with slow steps, you walked closer, the breeze rustling your hair. each step felt heavy with unsaid words.

"you know me too well, yn."

"that i do."

you replied, sitting next to him. you pulled your knees up to your chest, wrapping your arms around them for comfort.

"satoru, you know—you don't have to pretend with me. you—"

"i found his kid."

he cut you off mid-sentence, turning his head to face you, and the night sky shimmered off his glasses. you tilted your head in confusion, your brow furrowing. who's kid was he talking about?

"the assassian, the one that killed riko. his last words to me were about his kid—megumi."

"wait, slow down. i'm confused."

"he's a zenin, he's got the ten shadows technique—he has lots of potential, yn. but, the zenin's are assholes. so i'm gonna find him, and help him."

he sat up as he spoke, moving so you're faces were closer together then before. you smiled softly.

"that's a good idea, and when he's old enough—he can go here."

"exactly!."

you look into his eyes, blue and dazzling as always. he seemed exicted about this, he seemed happy. if he’s happy—then you can’t help but share in that happiness. thats how it was for the two of you.

AUGEST-DECEMBER 2009 :

"trust me, they'll love you! megumi's just a little reserved, but tsumiki's a friendly kid. they're really both sweet!"

satoru said, the warm toyko heat shooting from the sun. as you walked down the rocky road toward their apartment, the air was thick with the scent of summer.

"i'm not that worried, 'toru. kids are just—hard to talk to sometimes. i mean, remember that mission last month when I didn’t know how to talk to that kid, so I started just talking to him like he was an adult?"

satoru laughed, his glasses sliding slightly down his nose. he pushed them back up with a quick gesture, a grin still lingering on his lips.

"you'll get used to it. afterall, you're gonna be a teacher like me at jujutsu tech! righttttt?"

"satoru! i already told you there's no way, being a sorcer is already enough work."

as the two of you approached the aparemnt building, he playfully elbowed your arm. the light touch sent a spark through you, and you couldn’t help but smile at his antics.

"your gonna give into it one of these days!"

as you both walked up the creaking staircase of the old apartment building, the soft rustle of the takeout bags cradled in your arms accompanied your footsteps.

once you reached the third floor—you follwed satoru through the hallway until he came to a stop in front of a door. he knocked twice, and you heard the rush of footsteps from the other side of the door.

the door swung open with a gentle creak, revealing a small girl standing in the doorway. her brown hair was pulled up into a ponytail. she had an enthusistic grin on her face, seemingly very exicted to see the two of you—right before you were about to introduce yourself, she spoke up.

"gojo! is this your friend?"

she asked, pulling satoru by his leg inside, you giggled softly as you follwed suit behind them.

as you stepped into the apartment, your gaze swept across the space, taking in its decent size and inviting atmosphere. the sunlight spewed through the windows, casting a warm glow over the room. and the furniture wasn't that bad (curtesy of satoru, of course).

your sight drifted to the younger boy on the couch—he must be megumi. he looked slightly younger then the girl you met, who was still clinging onto satoru's leg, telling him a story about something.

"tsumiki, megumi, this is yn!"

the girl—tsumiki looked up at you, her expression was a mix of wonder and appreciation. she then brought you into a tight hug, which made your lips turn into a smile.

"are you gojo's girlfriend?"

she asked innocently, her brown eyes sparking with curiosity as she tilted her head slightly to look up at you and satoru. at the same moment, megumi got up from the couch and started walking to the takeout boxes you had on the kitchen counter—peeking inside of them.

you giggled, shaking your head no—trying to hide the small pink hue on your cheeks. you glanced to satoru, his experssion hard to read, as if the question had taken him off guard—something he had never anticipated. and was he blushing? you couldn't really tell, he quickly changed the topic as he spoke up.

"wait a minute megs! i haven't even taken out the food yet!"

he dashed over to the counter, a playful glint in his eye as he gently nudged megumi aside, a joke frown on his face. he began unpacking the takeout—taking it out on the dining table.

the dinner went well of course, tsumiki asked many questions about you, she was a cute kid. megumi on the other hand was more quiet, barley speaking a word expect to humorously insult satoru, who would playfully ruffle up his hair in return. they had a cute dymanic, and you could deftinly see how much satoru cherished those kids—it made you smile.

for the next months after that, you and satoru seemed to develop a routine with the kids. of course, the two of you were busy with missions—so once a week you took megumi and tsumiki out somewhere, the zoo (megumi's favorite), the park, the arcades, the candy store (satoru's favorite), the aquarium (tsumiki's favorite).

as the crisp autumn air set in and the vibrant leaves began to fall from the trees, the four of you took walks in the afternoon. it almost felt like a family sometimes, you wondered if satoru ever thought of it like that. he was hard to read, you never really knew how he was feeling, let alone his thoughts about you.

and as the winter holidays came about, satoru approched you one day. the two of you were third years now, on the brim of graduating. you two and shoko tried to make time to hang out, but it was difficult.

so when he approcahed you, exicted and out of breath from running, his bright smile broke through the chill of the day, it felt like a burst of warmth, and a smile automatically appread on your face.

"christmas!"

"'toru, we still have three weeks 'till christmas."

"no listen, we need to plan!"

you paused, raising an eyebrow at his antics. you were in your dorm, laying down on your bed, he jumped onto it to join you.

"i have a plan, okay! for christmas—just hear me out."

you looked at him, tilting your head slightly to the left as if to show him how much you were listening.

"'megs and tsumiki need a good christmas this year—so i say we give one to 'em! we can get shoko and nanami to come to, it'll be fun!"

"that's actually a pretty cute idea 'toru."

"'actually?!' all my ideas are amazing!"

and so, three weeks later, when christmas eve rolled around, you and satoru pulled an all-nighter—somehow, neither of you exploded from the large amount of coffee you drank and the way-too-many energy drinks satoru chugged.

you had spent the past weeks collecting presents for the two, of course with satoru's credit card there was a lot of things you bought. it made you happy, really happy.

you wished others in jujutsu society could see satoru the way you did, how he was himself with you. he wasn’t just the strongest—he was simply satoru, your satoru.

you loved those cozy evenings spent in your dorm, curled up together, laughing at reality shows while the glow of the screen moved in his eyes. you loved how he had an uncanny ability to sense your sadness, often knowing when to offer a comforting word or a playful distraction. you loved how—camera in hand, he would capture candid moments of you lost in thought or mid-laughter, those photos appearing on his bulletin board as happy memories. and there were those countless nights spent on your guitar, his encouraging cheers coming out as you fumbled through his favorite songs, his proud smile lighting up the dorm each time you finally nailed a chord.

"this is the only time i will willingly wake up at five in the morning for anything."

shoko groaned as she spoke as the four of you stood outside megumi and tsumiki's apartment. nanami nodded in agreemnt, santa hat he wore on his head tipping slightly over his aggrestivly side-parted hair.

"shoko, no being negetive on christmas morning! someone clearly dosen't have the christmas spirit!"

you knocked once, and then twice. you heard the familiar sound of small footsteps approaching the door.

"yn, gojo, you're here, on christmas! we totally didn't think you'd come today!"

"of course i did silly."

satoru replies, bending down to get on the same height as megumi and tsumiki.

"these are my other friends, shoko and nanami."

he pointed to the two figures behind him—shoko with her bag of presents and nanami holding a cup of coffee. the two were both normally more stoic, so it was nice to see them look happy.

the holiday went great, you grew to love the times when you felt like you could forget about jujutsu society as a whole—and just spend time with your friends.

snap!

"gojo, throw that away. i look terrible!"

shoko complains playfully, trying to grab the camera from satoru's arms. with a teasing grin, he lifts it high above her head, using his height to his advantage. sticking his tongue out at her, he watches as the image slowly begins to develop.

NOVEMBER 2016 : ( gojo's pov )

"everyone, this is yn! we went to school together and yes guys this is proof i have friends!"

he paused as you waved to his four first-year students gathered on the sun-drenched grass of the training grounds.

"she didn't want to help me teach, so make sure to give her a warm wel—"

he was quickly silenced by your piercing glare, a look that unmistakably said, "get on with it." and of course, he felt an irresistible pull to agree, fully aware that when it came to you, saying no was not an option.

"anyways, yn—this is maki, panda, inumkai, and yuta! and today, shes going to help all of you with your training!"

the students took that as a cue that they should start their individual training—satoru, seeing a rare opportunity for a break, decided to sit back and relax, confident that you had everything under control! he sat back on a bench, crossing his legs and watching as you went up to inumaki and panda first—who were already sparring.

he watchrd as you spoke to them, showing panda an example on the punches he could do. the way you gestured with your hands, showing the flow of energy from your core to your fists, made the gears turning in panda's mind so he could mirror your demo with his cured technique.

he watched happily as you spoke with maki, your calm demeanor matching hers. he wished he worked with more people like you. hell, he wished there were more people like you.

sometimes, when hes alone in his room in the little hours he gets to sleep—he finds himself thinking about the two of you. he wonders if in another life, you were not sorcerers, and he could finally give you the life you both deserve.

lost in thought, he snaps back to reality and blinks away the daydream. he sees you now sitting on the grass—talking to his new student, yuta. he thought the two of you would get along.

he gets up, about to walk over, before he rembers sometimes he brought. he finds your bag hung over the bleachers, rummaging through it untill he finds his old camera. he had hoped you’d carry it, thinking he might use it during the day—and a wave of nostalgia washes over him as he holds it in his hands.

"smile!"

he said, catching both you and yuta off guard. the katana you were holding in your arms dropped to the ground mid-photo from him startling you.

"satoru, you have to stop doing that! im serious this time i fu—"

"hey, hey, not in front of the kids!"

just then before you could playfully argue back with satoru, maki came over to the area where the three of you were standing.

"yuta, were gonna spar. panda and inumaki are on their hundredth water break and im bored."

she then (without giving him a moment to reply), pulled him by the arm and dragged him to the middle of the training fields.

"so, you like the kids? wanna be a teacher now?"

"whatever you say 'toru. do you even have a teaching license?"

"hey! i'm trying to be nice, you're good with them—the students."

as you looked at him, you looked almost taken aback at his sweet talk. as you processed his compliment.

"yuta's a nice kid, i know how he feels, i mean rember first year me! i was nervous as fuck too—being bullied in middle schools never good for you."

satoru opended his mouth to respond, but you continued.

"and satoru." you hesitated for a moment. "i think its good that you're doing this—teaching. these kids could you someone like you, and you're gonna do a good job."

"aww! that might be the nicest thing you've said to me all year! you're such a sap!"

and even though he joked, deep down—though he would never admit it to you—he felt a genuine happiness. beneath his playful attitude, there was a sincerity that made all the moments with you truly special, a joy that he cherished in silence.

SEPTEMBER 2018 :

"satoru, are you sure your students know how to get here?"

you asked, standing outside the abandoned house where the mission for satoru's new first years was located.

"yes, yes—stop worrying! ijichi is driving them, and they're proably only late because they made him stop at mcdonald's or something."

a moment after he stopped speaking, a black car pulled up in front of the two of you. out stepped three students, two of which you had already met.

"there you guys are, yn here was starting to get worried!"

"i wasn't—"

"anyways, yuji you've already met yn, right?"

the pink-haired boy nodded enthusiastically, his large soda in hand. he took a loud, exaggerated sip, earning him a sharp glare from megumi.

"yep! after nanamin and i got back from our mission."

you nodded, a small smile spreading across your face as you took in his infectious happiness.

"and megumi, you've known yn as long as you've known me! aww, i remember when you were so little and we first met you and—"

"please shut up now."

megumi shot a glare at satoru, his eyes narrowing. in response, satoru put on a playful pout, his lips curling into an exaggerated frown that made it hard to take him seriously.

"wait a minute, so i'm the only one that dosen't know her? guys you know i hate being last to stuff!"

the ginger-haired girl that you had yet to properly meet spoke up, her voice clear and confident. you remembered satoru mentioning her name, nobara kugisaki, before—but this was the first time you were meeting her firsthand.

after you introduced yourself, satoru took the lead and directed the students to follow you as you ventured into the abandoned house for their mission.

the mission went smoothly and quickly—and once the four of you stepped out, you saw satoru waiting for the car outside with something in his hands.

"there you are all, since you guys did well, i brought something to show the three of you!"

satoru spoke up, casually crossing his legs as he addressed the students. you watched him with your arms crossed, a sense of confusion swirling within you. what was he planning this time? yuji and nobara leaned in, eager to see what satoru was gonna show them—and megumi did seem a bit curious.

"look, its my old camera—me and yn as students!"

"oh god."

you groanded, palming your face as satoru smiled widley. nobara and yuji let out quick ooh's and ah's as they waited for him to show them. with a playful grin, satoru directed you and the students towards a restaurant down the block, the lively chatter of the city surrounded you.

"now this ones got to be my favorite."

satoru chuckled as he tossed an old polaroid photo across the table, the picture sliding to a stop in front of you. you glared at him, your annoyance showing as you recognized the image. it was of you in your first year being caught in the rain after a mission—you looked like a drenched cat, furiously glaring at the camera.

yuji and nobara across the table on their side of the bench giggled, megumi even showing a small smile at the antics. there were many, many old photos spread across the table, each containing a memory from you and satoru's teen years. even one of megumi as a kid—which very much embrassed him.

satoru drapped his arm around you, going on to the students about how he was cool when he was their age. you couldn’t help but roll your eyes playfully, caught between amusement and annoyance at his antics, while the students listened intently, their faces lighting up with admiration and laughter—which made you laugh aswell.

DECEMBER 2018 :

"satoru, are you in here?"

you asked, pocking your head around the door that lead to his office at jujutsu tech. he soon would leave to fight the king of curses, to save megumi, to save everyone. you had been trying your best not to think on the impending fight, but the anxiety gnawed at you relentlessly since he announced it. 

before he could answer, you saw him standing there. he was standing above his desk, photographs sprawled out across the table. you tried to read his expression, was he worried, scared, confident? you couldn't fully tell. though, knowing him—you suspected it leaned more towards confidence. still, a lingering doubt tugged at your thoughts, adding to the tension in the air.

"everyones waiting for you outside."

you spoke, your voice barley above a whisper as you came to stand next to him. you looked down at the pictures he was looking at, they showed moments shared between the two of you—laughing alongside shoko and suguru, smiling with megumi and tsumiki, and the countless adventures with the students.

"i know they are. i'm just thinking, and collecting good luck."

you smiled faintly at him as he glanced over at you.

"when this is all over, i'm gonna take you out on a date—a real one. we still have time, i want to give you that, everything you want.'"

and then he hugs you, and he hugs you tight. you embrace him back, holding your arms around his neck—you think you could stay like this for a while, but of course, reality kicks in.

as the two of you leave his office, you don't notice it then—and you won't notice it untill weeks after everything was over. yet, beneath the carefully arranged photographs on his desk lies a letter, its presence unnoticed by you. weeks will pass after the dust settles before the significance of that letter becomes cleart—its addressed to you.

A/N : this took FOREVER to write so im so happy im finally done with it! just a reminder its not proofread/edited fully so im sorry if there are any mistakes or anything poorly written :p this is my first full length fic !! thank u for reading !

[lipglossanon]

I just noticed the new header of your blog it’s looks so cool! Also I come bearing Thoughts. I just bathed my 60ish Ib dog (who hates water so it’s a wrestling match every time) and it got me thinking about how dog or puppy Leon might need a bath after making a mess or something. I could totally picture having to do what I did tonight and get into the tub to keep them from climbing out. I feel like maybe puppy Leon would do better but want to play and make a mess while dogman Leon just sits there all grumpy. I don’t think you could physically manhandle them though I feel like they would just pull you into the tub at that point 😆

I never send in asks but I just love your writing and vibes a lot (you feel like a nice comfy kinda person) so 💜💜💜 stay spooky

Ahhh thank you anon!! 🥰 🥰 I love this time of year 😌

No stop that’s such a cute idea!!! 🤭 🤭 and you’re so right! Dogman Leon would just sit there muttering under his breath but let you wash his hair and then Puppy Leon is for sure splashing you and playing and trying to talk you into taking a bath with him (“you’re already wet miss owner, just go ahead and get in!”) 😆

And oh my gosh I give off comfy vibes? 😭 that’s like the best thing I’ve heard 😭 💜

[rggie]

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ongoing, sporadic updates

pairing: kalim al asim × gn!reader [ idol!au smau ]

synopsis: you and neige under the group name SNOW reign supreme in the idol world. what happens when kalim, a newly-debuted rookie, knocks you off your high horse—and to make things worse—becomes infatuated with you?

genre: one-sided haters to lovers (you’re the hater. he is oblivious. sorry kalim. does this count as the grumpy/sunshine trope?), sfw, crack, fluff, angst

cw: cursing, hatemail

notes: this my first smau so i’m just testing waters,, please ignore timestamps and dates! formatting is ib ilkuni and the header is ib blackpink! likes and rbs are appreciated!

key: ✎ signifies a written chapter, so not textposts

character accs › night ravens & royal sword

i. album one

⭒ [ 01 ] new gen it boy

⭒ [ 02 ] you didn’t hear this from me, but

⭒ [ 03 ] never beating the bullying allegations

⭒ [ 04 ] apologise. APOLOGISE!

⭒ [ 05 ] can we be friends?

⭒ [ 06 ] he’s good. he’s really good ✎

⭒ [ 07 ] ???

⭒ [ 08 ] ??

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[tyunni]

THE SMAU IS CANCELLED DUE TO MY LACK OF MOTIVATION, THANK YOU FOR BEING INTERESTED!!!

OPERATION: FALL !!! | (smau)

©tyunni

synopsis: you had to take charge of the "last year as juniors" party your (now ill) best friend was hosting. he was the class president after all. yet he had never warned you about inviting the pretty boy you had been observing since the very start of the semester. man, and he even plays guitar in a band?! god, could he get any more attractive? however, a bunch of uninvited guests and destroyed private property had turned everyone's dream party into a total abomination, putting your best friend's title and reputation at risk. but fear not, because both yours and the pretty boy's friend group have come together to create a brand new plan in secret, now getting ready to throw a party for the start of your senior year in September. will you catch feelings in the process? will your tiny little crush develop into something more? operation: FALL is a go!!!

pairing: gn!reader x choi beomgyu. ft. txt, itzy, skz, twice.

genre: half-written, high school!au, band!au, fluff, crack (but i'm not funny), angst + love triangle (eventually).

warnings: cursing, maybe some suggestive jokes cuz high schoolers are like that... will add more as the chapters progress.

disclaimer: the smau probably won't be out for a while because i have a lot of things going on... but i'm putting this as yk kinda a teaser ig?? to see if ppl actually like it...?

a/n: WOO FIRST SMAU LETS GOOKDNSNS kinda scared. i am indeed aware that the idols used in this smau are too old to be in highschool, but SHHH!!! also pls keep in mind it's my first time doing this so don't be too harsh </3 also the header was ib some of my mutuals ig?? most of the mutuals that have smaus used the "notes" format so.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ felt like i needed to put that out there ...

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[hydrus]

Version 310

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I had a productive week. A bunch of stuff is fixed, and I finished a first version of multi-file url downloading.

multi-file support

A limitation of the old download system is that it always assumed a single 'post URL' could only ever produce a single file. This week, I have added full support for multi-files-per-post-URL to the new downloader. If a new parser generates multiple 'downloadable' URLs, the file import queue will generate and insert new download objects for each. Tags and associable URLs should all be passed along to the children as appropriate.

As a result, I can finally roll out support for several sites that provide files in this way. I've updated the inkbunny post parser, and added twitter tweet and artstation post parsers, so all these should now be drag-and-droppable onto the client. The twitter parser only supports images--no videos yet. The inkbunny parser may put its multi-files slightly out of order, and in one of my tests it pulled the artist profile picture as well, so it may need some tweaking. IB have a proper API, but it requires some login stuff, so I will look at that again when I have the new login system done.

And of course I have added a pixiv manga parser, which has been highly requested for a long time. This was fairly complicated, but I think I got all the referral URLs and tags lined up correct. It can even add 1-indexed page tags. Unfortunately, pixiv just changed my test login to the new (currently broken) JSON/javascript layout just today, as I did final testing. If it turns out pixiv have switched everyone over to the broken layout on the very day I finally roll out manga support, I think my head is going to explode, but even if so, I am confident the javascript layout is parsable--it'll just take a bit more work. I expect to have a fix for all pixiv users for v311 if another user doesn't post one sooner.

This multi-file parsing is a first version. There may be bugs, so please let me know. I also don't really like how the initial post URLs' file import objects get counted as 'successful' like a regular file, so I may make a new 'successfully parsed' type to distinguish them a bit and alter the file progress counts appropriately.

misc

The new 'x% in' video thumbnail generation works better and fails better now, including some better workflow and error-reporting when regen is manually started by the user. If you had some videos that failed to import or regen last week, please try them again and let me know if you still have problems.

The multiple watcher now has a 'check now' button.

I added a semi-crazy prototype checkbox to options->gui that puts all your page tabs on the left. It needs a restart to kick in. Test it at your own risk.

The new download system now informs the new network engine of file limits in your 'file import options'! So, if you say 'don't get gifs bitter than 32MB', and the server clearly identifies a newly started download as a gif with size 50MB, the download will be abandoned and a veto/ignored status set immediately! It also works with the regular min/max filesize as appropriate. Let me know if it goes wrong!

I cleaned up some file repository thumbnail sync and display code all around.

github

Github got bought by Microsoft, so I am considering migrating somewhere else. I only use Github as a file/code host and the workflow of syncing there is easy, so I may or may not go, or may just put it off and see what happens during the transition. I am interested in your thoughts on the whole deal and what you think of the alternatives.

full list

updated the inkbunny file page url class to acknowledge that inbunny pages can have multiple files

updated the inkbunny file page parser to handle multiple file urls (although they may be out of order and possibly sometimes include the artist profile image--this was not super easy)

added a parser for twitter tweets (only images supported atm, but it can handle multiple!) (hence tweet drag and drop now works!)

updated the artstation file page url class to redirect to a new api url class

wrote an artstation file page parser that also handles multiple file urls

updated/added pixiv file page, manga page, and mange_big url classes

updated pixiv file page parsers to be ok with manga links

wrote parsers for pixiv manga and manga_big pages to fetch manga files (with page tags)!

file import objects can now create semi-duplicate children for multi-file post urls and insert them just after themselves in the file import queue.

file import objects can now receive and remember referral urls. this referral url is associated with the file if appropriate. the watcher and simple downloader now uses this in addition to the multi-file post system

jumbled around some parameters and merged the two new file import url commands (import 'file' vs import 'post') into one single simple 'work on this url, thanks' call that is now used across the program

the parsing system's 'content parser' no longer fetches file urls and post urls, but 'download urls' and 'source urls'. this helps some pipeline logic and also lets post urls be download urls

when file import objects parse post urls as the urls to download, it now creates 1-n new import objects, just like if multiple file urls.

improved some file import object file association code

the new parsing system will de-dupe parsed urls

refactored the 'seed' code, which handles all basic file import objects, to the new ClientImportSeeds.py

added a new string transformation type, 'integer addition', for shifting page number tags up and down

fixed thumbnail generation for some videos that failed to do the new x%-in generation--it reverts more reliably just to the old frame 0 method

file reparsing popup now has a stop button

fixed an issue where extremely thin or wide (ratio > 200:1) images would not generate a full-size or resized thumbnail

the file reparsing/re-thumbnailing now reports errors better (including with full path) and does not abandon the larger job as it works

misc thumbnail generation code improvements

improved some thumbnail and file regeneration/moving code when the existing file has read-only status

the multiple watcher now has a 'check now' button

added a checkbox to options->gui that will put new notebook page tabs on the left

for all file download network jobs working in the new download system, the file import options for min size, max size, and max size (gifs) are now applied _during the download_! if the server tells the client the exact file size in the response headers, it will test max and min size before the content is actually downloaded--otherwise, it will test the max size as it downloads. if the server clearly says the file is a gif, the max gif size rules will also be tested in the same way

cleaned up some bandwidth announcement code--now, if bandwidth is due in less time than override time, that will now correctly be the status text

the bandwidth status no longer says 'in in' typo

fixed up some tag repair code from last week

the 'print garbage' debug function now dumps a whole bunch more data to the log

the thumbnail cache should now be a bit more stoic about missing repository thumbnails--it should now just present the hydrus default backup without error popup spam

the repository thumbnail sync will now get as thumbs in blocks as high as 10k at a time, rather than the old 100

hydrus network requests no longer generate web domain network contexts (and so won't have a default one-request-per-second bandwidth limit and should stream through thumbnails a bit faster)

hydrus network services are now willing to wait longer for bandwidth, so big thumbnail queues should keep working even if other bottlenecks pause them for a bit

hydrus network services will no longer sometimes have double-sync popups if synced from the advanced 'sync now' button in review services

changed the default global 'stop-accidents' bandwidth rule of 120rqs per minute to 512MB per minute. this only affects new users, but users trying to sync to large file repos might like to make a similar change manually

doing giant full file delete (i.e. purge from trash) jobs should now be a bit gentler on the gui

improved how the client deletes paths, clarifying in the code when and when not to allow recycle (usually disabled for thumb disposal)

switched the hacky text widgets on the popup system to a newer object. seems to still render ok, so lets see if it fixes some unusual layout issues some users have seen

if the temp folder cannot be created on boot, the client will continue anyway

fixed some url-domain text handling in db storage that was also breaking v309 update for some users

fixed some additional domain generation error handling at the db level

the list of url classes in the system:url panel is now the list of all url classes that are considered associable (before, it was file and post urls)

if a url class now api-links to itself or otherwise forms a loop with n other api url classes, the client will now throw an error (rather than lock up in an infinite loop!)

in the parsing ui, tag parse test results are now cleaned before being displayed

fixed misc url matching error reporting bug

when consulting the current file limit, the gallery page downloader will now try, when it has that number, to consult the total number of urls found it the current search (old behaviour is to only consult the number of _new_ urls, which lead to some bad edge-case workflows)

misc refactoring

next week

I am going to take a light week next week so I can shitpost E3. I will try and keep up with messages, but I'll only do a little fixing work. I will get back to regular schedule on the 16th, which means v311 will be on the 20th. I will make a 'No Release Tomorrow!' post on the 12th.

I am a little ill and completely exhausted, so an easy week is coming at a great time.

I am still really enjoying making hydrus. Thank you for all your continued support!

[lavendermp3]

🌹 elliot’s witchy wishlist 🌹

switzerland, 2017

hey guys! i know this is rlly late but i’ve been updating my wishlist page, and now that’s done i can post this 💫  any contributions are very much appreciated and feel free to message me for my address or just to chat!

1. my official wishlist: this is my (quite large now) wishlist available on my blog! some people have already sent me stuff from here which i’m so grateful for. it includes mostly non-witchy items separated into ‘needs’, ‘clothes’, ‘tech’ and ‘other’. most items are second-hand and from the app depop, which means you need to download the app to buy them. there’s also a link to an amazon wishlist for skincare if you feel more comfortable buying that way ✨

2. beeswax: i love the smell of it but in switzerland it’s hellishly expensive. in candle form or a brick, i don’t mind! but i would prefer it to be unbleached and organic as i’m about that

3. crystal chips: i’ve recently gotten into making spell jars, but my crystal collection is tiny so i’m hesitant to use any for that purpose. crystal chips would be a lifesaver! specifically jade, moonstone and onyx would be super helpful

4. witchy clothes: let’s face it - my clothing style is pretty normcore. most of my clothes are hand-me-downs or thrift store buys, which are all very basic and feminine (a.k.a not me at all). my clothing style is pretty much outlined in my depop likes - the most wanted being black shorts, punk jeans, goth platforms (x x x), chokers (x x x) yung lean merch (x x), this killstar shirt and an anarchy bomber jacket. as these are all on depop (which requires the app and paypal to make purchases), message me and we can work something out!

5. tarot deck: there’s two reasons i haven’t bought one yet (even though i’m anxious to get started and learn): a) i’m broke as hell and b) i still follow the old tradition that i have to be gifted one. here’s my chance i guess! i’m not picky with the type but i like the kawaii tarot set and the luminous spirit tarot set 🌟

6. yankee candles: in love with the scent of these but too broke to buy them in my country lmao. my favourite scents are lemon lavender, star anise + orange, apple spice, cherry lemonade, midnight jasmine and gingerbread maple. feel free to surprise me though! any scents you like would be very welcome

7. scyring bowl: been on the hunt for a really nice, handmade scrying bowl. if you run an etsy store or make things for a living / know someone who does, a custom scrying bowl (i wanted specific runes and sigils) would be INCREDIBLE. i’ve been saving but these things are always so pricey, so if anyone can help me that would be so cool!

8. in-depth reading: i’ve been going through a lot of shit at the moment and i need a tarot reader / astrologer to help me sort through it. i’m looking for an in-depth analysis of current events and what i can do for the future to help this. even though this is on my wishlist, i would be more than happy to tip the reader for their time!

9. mystery kit: this is one of the fun ones. i love surprise, and nothing would delight me more than a package of mystery witchy items! anything you think a learning witch would find useful would be so great ✨  notes, crystals, jars, seeds, pressed flowers, tools, books, herbs, candles e.t.c. 

10. witchy books: i am in desperate need of books to do with witchcraft. there’s only so much tumblr can teach you, and i love to read! i’m not familiar with many so recommendations would also be very helpful (message me) but i would like to read element encyclopedia of 5000 spells 🌸

11. art: i’m starting a youtube channel this month! it’s going to be a vlog / artsy channel for my interests, and later for video evidence of CAS progress for my IB diploma. a header would be much appreciated, and even better: if you’re an animator, i would die for an intro. message me and we can talk abt it! again, i would be more than happy to tip for your time if you’re low on cash 🍃

12. knowledge on astrology: my dudes, i have no idea where to start. i’ve tried to look for resources but i need someone to direct my questions to... hmu if u can help

13. help someone in need: i see donation posts on this site so often and i feel really bad that i can’t help. please, if you have spare cash, help someone who needs money!!

that’s all. please don’t feel obligated to gift me anything, i hope y’all have a fantastic yule 🎄

[happystressedmuffin]

Among the articles I wrote for our school newspaper these past three years, my most successful ones have been on the topic of education / the education system. As a person who has increasingly become disillusioned with the way school’s operate, I have a couple of thoughts. This may end up a little vague and I may go back to explore these ideas in more detail when I have more time.

First things first, my parents used to be teachers back in Belarus, and they often tell me about rules they had and how their schools worked. A lot of my thinking is influenced by them and their stories, in addition to personal experience.

Communication

One thing that American schools as a whole seem to lack is effective communication between teachers. I have seen this again and again, and it’s a shame considering that It’s an issue that can be fixed without bureaucratic measures. Why do teachers still have a difficult time communicating with one another? Countless times, I’ve had teachers schedule tests and quizzes on the same day, leaving students studying for three whole different topics, rather than focusing on carefully understanding one. My dad said when he used to teach, he would talk to the other teachers and they would plan their schedules out in accordance to one another to ensure that the students would not have an overload of work. While I cannot attest that lack of communication is a problem in every single individual American school, I can certainly say that just a couple weeks ago, our IB coordinator walked into our TOK room because our class snapped under pressure and some students were on the verge of tears. When we told her about the mountain of projects and tests, she seemed surprised, and even our TOK teacher decided to move one of her deadlines, because she was previously unaware of the pressure we were under.

Personally, communication between teachers is probably one of the biggest problems in any school system. Teachers should talk with one another and plan their assignments out; if not, at the very least, be ready to change the dates of certain assignments.

Of course, some things cannot be helped -- teachers cannot move standardized test days, and sometimes the speed of the lesson needs to quicken in order to have time to cover all the right material. Of course, that leads to another problem.

Standardized testing // allowing teachers to teach what they want

Standardized testing.  A lot has been said on the topic already. Some countries such as Finland manage to get amazing marks without a lot of standardized tests; other countries get equally impressive marks with a lot of these tests (China). Whether or not standardized testing works depends on different factors, such as how the government operates, how the tests are structured, etc.

For example, the United States is a federalist form of government, meaning that power is shared between the federal and state governments. Largely, education has been a state issue, meaning how schools prepare their children for these tests and even the tests they take differ.

In terms of how the tests are structured, let’s talk about my friend who I will call “V.” V is in higher level classes. V has passed multiple AP tests. V wants to work in the film industry. As we all know, the SAT tests people on math and reading. Now, tell me, what does math and reading have to do with working in the film industry? English is not V’s first language -- he speaks Hindu and Spanish. He is not so bright in math. But if you’d seen the videos he produces, the editing work he does, even the scripts he writes, you could easily tell that this is a bright kid. His SAT score is certainly not bad in the slightest; in fact, it would probably be considered in the upper quartile. Nonetheless, in comparison to most our peers in this particular program (IB), his score seems a little...weak, to say the least. Some colleges rejected him as a result of his testing, which does not reflect the skills he will use later in life. Why should we consider this fair? Obviously, all people should know rudimentary math and reading; however, why should they be judged solely in those two categories?

At the end of the day, the real question we are trying to find is whether or not the state should give more control to the teachers in the classroom. Standardized testing limits what a teacher may teach due to time constraints.

Bad teachers / respect for teachers

And now, let’s bring our focus onto teachers. I have become highly disillusioned with teachers, especially this year. Here are a number of things I have witnessed:

1. A teacher “predicting” what our grade will be on a test and putting it in the grade system as our final grade for the assignment (essentially giving us a grade for something we have not actually done; and she wasn’t kind about it either; I got a C)

2. a teacher claiming we have to learn six chapters in three days and proceeding not to do a single thing to help us learn in class; instead he gave us a pop quiz and told us to read the book (hint: if we can replace you with a plant and have it not influence the class in the slightest, perhaps you need to do some teaching!)

3. A teacher telling us that the highest we can get on an assignment was a 70 and if we wanted something higher, we had to an “optional assignment” 

4. A teacher taking off an entire letter grade because a student wrote the wrong class period on the header.

5. A teacher pausing a student in the middle of a presentation to yell at the student for seeming “too nervous” (how does yelling and humiliation help?)

6. One of my teachers accidentally taught the wrong curriculum for an entire three quarters before finding out that what we were doing was wrong. (I don’t blame the teacher too much -- this was actually a rather complicated situation).

7. A chemistry teacher who sat at her desk eating snacks while she played videos of her teaching, rather than teaching in person.

Now, all of this makes us students want to bang our heads against the wall; especially number 2 and number 6. The same teacher from #2 never read a single one of our essays (problematic, considering this is an AP / IB class) and instead has us peer score every single time. Nobody studies for his class because he curves every assignment so that a student with a D gets an A.

Should students not demand better? One of the issues with teachers, I believe, is that one does not necessarily need a teaching degree to teach; just a degree in the particular subject area. But at the end of the day, knowing a subject does not mean knowing how to teach it. Some people may disagree. Some people may say, a true sign of knowing is being able to teach. But teaching in itself is another art form. It involves communication. It involves a little bit of psychology. It involves knowing how to explain concepts in ways you may not have thought of before (A visual learner may not think to incorporate auditory details, for example). A person may be an awesome biologist, but that same person may not be an excellent communicator (outside of a research paper, that is). A person may be an awesome biologist, but that person may understand little about how an art/literature student may learn concepts. Knowing a subject well does not mean teaching a subject well. To say so insults the very art of teaching.

Another problem when it comes to teachers is a lack of overall respect for the profession. My AP Gov teacher (a really awesome man) was telling us a story about attending his wife’s party with her co-workers.

Someone asked him, “Hey, what do you do for a living?”

He said, “I teach high school government!”

That person frowned. “I’m so sorry!”

“Why are you sorry?” my government teacher asked, confused. “I love my job!”

And that story conveys a giant problem. People in general assume that teaching is a bad job. That we should feel sorry for those who teach. If you look at the amount that teachers get paid, you can tell that the job isn’t as highly valued as it should be. Teachers are entrusted with the entire future. They are tasked with educating future politicians, future surgeons, future historians, future writers, future academics, future working class people who may change living standard for the better. Why should we not pay teachers more? Why should we not make it harder for people to become teachers (increase the required training or make it better) while at the same time paying them more?

Students do not respect teachers too much either. That may be a sentence young people do not like to hear, because we feel cheated in the education system many times. But it’s true that many students do not respect teachers. I am a student; I have seen how the worst of us can behave. My favorite teacher (I’ve had her for all three years now and will have her next year too) talks quite frankly with me, and she always talks about students who put in no work all quarter and then have the audacity to call her and blame her for their grades.

I am quite lazy -- I really am. But I do my work, and I have never had anything below a A in her classes; and the one I’m taking at the moment is an IB class.

However, respect is a two-way-street. To say that students are respected would be a lie. Otherwise, we would be listened to more when it comes to problems that directly affect us.

The ultimate point is -- respect for teachers needs to increase, but we should also cut down on teachers who don’t know how to teach. These solutions seem obvious, but implementing the necessary actions to put them into place certainly isn’t.

Taxes / wealth

A big point to mention -- taxes.  I had any power in this government, I would not have schools be funded by taxes. In order to learn, students should have the resources to do so. How can an underfunded school possibly compete with a suburban, rich school? The education system creates cycles by constantly valuing the rich and punishing the poor.

If you have money, here’s all the things you can do:

-Live in a nice area with well-funded schools

-Buy a tutor for the SAT

-Have enough money to be well-fed; no worries about food

-Buy all kinds of educational programs (rosetta stone, etc)

-Buy more books

-Get invited to go to interesting educational summer camps, and go

-Clubs (basically no clubs are free)

All these things contribute to college applications and success. But what about the student who struggles in math and cannot afford a tutor? What about that student who lives in a poor area and struggles to learn because of underfunded and stressed teachers? What about the student who has to turn down many opportunities simply because that students cannot afford it? What about the student that can’t afford to pay a fee to participate in dance club?

What about those students?

Is it not evident then that those students are put at a disadvantage, and that they never had equality to begin with? Is it not evident that those students will have a harder time getting to a brighter future? 

Here’s some ideas I have seen around that I have not thought too much about, but I do want to look into:

- Religion’s affect on schools (the US has a long history of Protestantism / Evangelicalism; those who structured our schools may have been influenced. It would be interesting to see how religious thought has played into our education system)

-schools shaping students for labor / a career rather than education  / useful life skills

- I would really love to learn about an anarchist’s point of view of the education system. I believe that most anarchists would be pro-education, but they typically are anti-system (anti-authority), right? How would people be educated in an ideal society? (this is mostly curiosity)

[tactbv]

3 Tips to Dodge the Tax Bullet

Residents of the BES islands received an automatic extension to file their 2019 income tax returns by 18th August 2020. This is one of several measures taken by the Belastingdienst CN to reduce the negative impact of COVID19.

In this article, we share 3 practical steps to help you better meet your ongoing tax obligations and dodge the tax bullet. 

Request Special Deferral of Payment

We're currently in the middle of a global pandemic. Due to measures being taken to combat COVID19, its possible that you or your business simply cannot afford to pay taxes right now.  Entrepreneurs and individuals negatively affected by COVID19 can apply for a special deferral of payment directly with the Belastingdienst CN. This allow you to delay payment of all assessments and tax returns for a period of 3 months. No penalty fines or interest charges will be applied during this granted period.

Remember, You Can't Touch This!

MC Hammer's smash hit "U Can't Touch This" offers one of the best pieces of financial advice in meeting your tax payment obligations. If you're skeptical, I invite you to try a little experiment. For the next 3 months, simply place your tax liabilities aside at the end of each month and remember that "you can't touch this" until it's time to be declared and paid to the Belastingdienst. For example, let's say you're an entrepreneur on Sint Eustatius and you receive $104 payment from a local customer for a service you delivered. Simply place $4 (ABB 4% tax liability) aside on a separate bank account. If you do this consistently, you'll be able to meet the quarterly ABB tax payment deadline.

Receipts, You've Got to Save Them

Yes, those little pieces of paper that sometimes we forget to collect at the store or that end up in the garbage bin! Receipts are very important for individuals and entrepreneurs when filing their income tax return. There are purchases that we make throughout the year that are tax deductible. Example of tax deductible purchases include home repairs and maintenance, loan interest payments and insurance premium payments to name a few. By keeping your receipts, you can declare these deductible expenses when filing your income tax return. This could significantly lower your tax bill or even provide you with a tax refund!

Resources:

1. Apply for Special Deferral of Payment;

Send your deferral of payment request to helpdesk@belastingdienst-cn.nl with an explanation of how COVID19 impacted your ability to make payment. 

2. Create a BCN account to file your Income Tax Return online;

https://mijn.belastingdienst-cn.nl/ib/PTLOnlineAangifte/login/new-account

3. Create a BCN account to file your ABB/LB Tax Return online;

https://mijn.belastingdienst-cn.nl/ogp/login-tasks/header/RegistrerenOnlineGebruikersaccount?locale=en

4. Video Tutorials for online BCN ABB/LB Return account;

https://www.belastingdienst-cn.nl/online-aangifte-bij-de-belastingdienst/online-aangifte-algemene-bestedingsbelasting-abb/instructiefilms-online-aangifte-algemene-bestedingsbelasting

5. Assistance from TacT

TacT can assist you with filing your taxes. Contact us via our business WhatsApp account on +1 721 581 6187 or drop us a line at admin@tactbv.com. Learn more about our mission of building smart businesses by visiting our website at https://www.tactbv.com/

[365footballorg-blog]

Bournemouth 3-2 Blackburn: Cherries through after late Callum Wilson winner

Bournemouth let a two-goal lead slip before Callum Wilson hit a stoppage-time winner to defeat Blackburn in the Carabao Cup third round.

Junior Stanislas volleyed the opener and Jordon Ibe made it 2-0 from the spot after Darragh Lenihan’s foul.

Craig Conway pulled one back and after Tyrone Mings brought down Ben Brereton, Adam Armstrong’s penalty equalised.

But Rovers’ Derrick Williams saw red for deliberate handball before Wilson headed in a corner right at the death.

Late drama favours Cherries

Bournemouth have taken more points from losing positions than any other Premier League side since the start of the 2017-18 season, and they needed another late show to overcome their Championship opponents.

After Armstrong’s equaliser, the tie had looked destined to be settled by penalties – as was the last League Cup meeting between the sides, a 3-3 epic at Ewood Park when the current Cherries boss Eddie Howe scored the decisive penalty in the shootout.

Having made nine changes from their last league XI, the hosts threw on their Premier League strikeforce – Wilson and ex-Blackburn man Joshua King – as they chased the game, but Rovers goalkeeper David Raya, and the woodwork, kept out the waves of red and black attackers.

After four minutes of stoppage time were signalled, penalties were looming when Wilson burst forward, attempting to shrug off Williams – only for the Blackburn defender to deliberately pick the ball up to deny Wilson an unchallenged one-on-one run at the keeper.

Williams, and Rovers, had few complaints when the inevitable red card followed – but there was still enough time for substitute Marc Pugh to swing in a corner which Wilson headed across Raya and into the net to send the home fans home happy.

More to follow.

Line-ups[1]

Match Stats[2]

Live Text[3]

Line-ups

Bournemouth

1Boruc

15A Smith

2Francis

25Simpson

26MingsBooked at 71mins

19StanislasSubstituted forPughat 69'minutes

16L Cook

8Lerma

10Ibe

9MoussetSubstituted forKingat 69'minutes

18DefoeSubstituted forWilsonat 74'minutes

Substitutes

5Aké

7Pugh

13Wilson

17King

42Travers

54Dobre

59Ofoborh

Blackburn

1Raya

2Nyambe

5RodwellSubstituted forReedat 59'minutes

26LenihanBooked at 77mins

3WilliamsBooked at 90mins

17Bell

32Conway

8Rothwell

7Armstrong

45PalmerSubstituted forButterworthat 64'minutes

19BreretonSubstituted forTravisat 82'minutes

Substitutes

4Reed

13Leutwiler

24Nuttall

25Downing

27Travis

28Tomlinson

34Butterworth

Referee:

Simon Hooper

Attendance:

9,715

Match Stats

Home TeamBournemouthAway TeamBlackburn

Possession

Home58%

Away42%

Shots

Home23

Away9

Shots on Target

Home10

Away3

Corners

Home8

Away2

Fouls

Home9

Away7

Live Text

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Match ends, Bournemouth 3, Blackburn Rovers 2.

Full Time

Posted at 90'+6'

Second Half ends, Bournemouth 3, Blackburn Rovers 2.

Posted at 90'+6'

Corner, Blackburn Rovers. Conceded by Simon Francis.

Goal!

Posted at 90'+4'

Goal! Bournemouth 3, Blackburn Rovers 2. Callum Wilson (Bournemouth) header from the right side of the six yard box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Marc Pugh with a cross following a corner.

Posted at 90'+4'

Corner, Bournemouth. Conceded by Darragh Lenihan.

Dismissal

Posted at 90'+4'

Derrick Williams (Blackburn Rovers) is shown the red card.

Posted at 90'+4'

Hand ball by Derrick Williams (Blackburn Rovers).

Posted at 90'+2'

Foul by Jefferson Lerma (Bournemouth).

Posted at 90'+2'

Joe Rothwell (Blackburn Rovers) wins a free kick in the attacking half.

Posted at 90'+1'

Adam Smith (Bournemouth) wins a free kick on the left wing.

Posted at 90'+1'

Foul by Craig Conway (Blackburn Rovers).

Posted at 87'

Foul by Callum Wilson (Bournemouth).

Posted at 87'

Darragh Lenihan (Blackburn Rovers) wins a free kick in the attacking half.

Posted at 86'

Attempt missed. Jordon Ibe (Bournemouth) right footed shot from outside the box is just a bit too high.

Posted at 84'

Attempt saved. Jordon Ibe (Bournemouth) right footed shot from outside the box is saved in the centre of the goal.

Substitution

Posted at 82'

Substitution, Blackburn Rovers. Lewis Travis replaces Ben Brereton.

Posted at 81'

Attempt missed. Daniel Butterworth (Blackburn Rovers) right footed shot from outside the box misses to the right.

Posted at 79'

Attempt blocked. Joshua King (Bournemouth) right footed shot from the centre of the box is blocked.

Posted at 78'

Attempt missed. Lewis Cook (Bournemouth) right footed shot from outside the box misses to the right.

Posted at 77'

Attempt blocked. Marc Pugh (Bournemouth) right footed shot from the centre of the box is blocked.

Booking

Posted at 77'

Darragh Lenihan (Blackburn Rovers) is shown the yellow card.

Posted at 76'

Callum Wilson (Bournemouth) wins a free kick in the defensive half.

Posted at 76'

Foul by Harrison Reed (Blackburn Rovers).

Posted at 76'

Attempt missed. Lewis Cook (Bournemouth) left footed shot from the centre of the box is close, but misses to the left.

Substitution

Posted at 74'

Substitution, Bournemouth. Callum Wilson replaces Jermain Defoe.

Posted at 73'

Foul by Jermain Defoe (Bournemouth).

Posted at 73'

Harrison Reed (Blackburn Rovers) wins a free kick in the attacking half.

Goal!

Posted at 72'

Goal! Bournemouth 2, Blackburn Rovers 2. Adam Armstrong (Blackburn Rovers) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom right corner.

Booking

Posted at 71'

Tyrone Mings (Bournemouth) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

Posted at 71'

Penalty conceded by Tyrone Mings (Bournemouth) after a foul in the penalty area.

Posted at 71'

Penalty Blackburn Rovers. Ben Brereton draws a foul in the penalty area.

Posted at 71'

Attempt saved. Adam Armstrong (Blackburn Rovers) right footed shot from the left side of the box is saved in the centre of the goal.

Substitution

Posted at 69'

Substitution, Bournemouth. Marc Pugh replaces Junior Stanislas.

Substitution

Posted at 69'

Substitution, Bournemouth. Joshua King replaces Lys Mousset.

Posted at 68'

Attempt missed. Ryan Nyambe (Blackburn Rovers) right footed shot from the centre of the box misses to the right.

Posted at 65'

Attempt saved. Junior Stanislas (Bournemouth) right footed shot from the left side of the box is saved in the centre of the goal.

Substitution

Posted at 64'

Substitution, Blackburn Rovers. Daniel Butterworth replaces Kasey Palmer.

Goal!

Posted at 63'

Goal! Bournemouth 2, Blackburn Rovers 1. Craig Conway (Blackburn Rovers) right footed shot from outside the box to the bottom right corner.

Posted at 62'

Attempt missed. Jermain Defoe (Bournemouth) right footed shot from the right side of the box is just a bit too high.

Posted at 61'

Attempt blocked. Jermain Defoe (Bournemouth) right footed shot from the centre of the box is blocked.

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References

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Man City romp while Arsenal will rue misses at Chelsea and Liverpool can’t defend

Craig Burley recaps Saturday’s Premier League fixtures, headlined by Man City’s emphatic display vs. Watford. Craig Burley recaps Saturday’s Premier League fixtures, headlined by Man City’s emphatic display vs. Watford.

With draws for Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham and Liverpool, suspicions that this year’s title race will be an exclusively Manchester affair are deepening. City made short work of poor Watford, and while Everton responded well to an early thunderbolt from Antonio Valencia, they were eventually vanquished by another one of United’s unstoppable, late, late showers of goals.

At the other end of the table, Roy Hodgson’s honeymoon with Crystal Palace lasted precisely six minutes. Still, it won’t always be this hard, Roy. What’s that? Manchester City, Manchester United and Chelsea all up next? Oh, dear. Oh, dearie me. After a month at Selhurst Park, it’s just possible that those memories of Iceland in Nice won’t seem so bad after all.

Performance of the weekend

We wondered how long it would take before Manchester City clicked. Well, 15 unanswered goals in three games suggests that the correct answer was 3½ games. Liverpool, reduced to 10 men last week, were blown away last weekend. Feyenoord, with 11 men, were blown away in midweek, and poor Watford caught the worst of it on Saturday, shipping six at home to Pep Guardiola’s irresistible attack.

This doesn’t mean they’ll automatically win the title. There’s a long way to go, and titles are won with consistency more than with flair. But with Kevin de Bruyne in “player of the year” mode and the duo of Sergio Aguero and Gabriel Jesus singing in harmony, it’ll take something special to stop them.

Goal of the weekend

Poor old Everton. Clearly, they set out with the intention of sitting deep, packing their half with blue shirts and frustrating Manchester United until they became complacent and susceptible to the counter-attack. It was a strategy that worked for just less than four minutes. Antonio Valencia can rarely have hit a ball so cleanly or with so much power. Even Jordan Pickford, the brightest light in Everton’s dim campaign so far, had no chance of reaching it.

Miss of the weekend

Alexandre Lacazette was one of the players to miss a gilt-edged chance.

It’s been nearly six years since Arsenal last took so much as a point from Stamford Bridge, and they’ve scored there only twice since that extraordinary 5-3 win in 2011. Scoring opportunities in that arena are not to be spurned lightly. And yet Alexandre Lacazette did exactly that on Sunday afternoon, wellying the ball over the bar from close range when Aaron Ramsey hit the post in the first half.

More worrying than Lacazette’s miss, however, was Alexis Sanchez’s reaction. Was he … laughing? Ah well, can’t blame him for being human.

Why don’t they learn?

Jurgen Klopp defended his team in midweek after sloppy defending cost them a crucial victory over Sevilla and, three days later, sloppy defending cost them a crucial victory over Burnley, as well. It’s almost as if there’s some sort of prevailing theme to their season. The Reds have managed just two clean sheets in eight games this season, and it’s just possible that Ragnar Klavan, Dejan Lovren and Joel Matip might not all be of the required standard for a title push.

Klopp is going to have to do something to improve this defence because the patience of the Liverpool fans won’t last forever.

Statistic of the weekend

5 – Crystal Palace are the first side in English top-flight history to open the season with five defeats and no goals scored. Woe. http://pic.twitter.com/umoc2RwDdb

— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) September 16, 2017

We all knew that Crystal Palace had made a bad start to the season. But did anyone suspect that it was the worst start ever? Did anyone have an inkling that no team, of the 2,465 incarnations of teams to have started top-flight seasons, had ever lost their first five games without scoring a goal? It’s a record that stretches back to England’s first season in 1888, a time when players wore trousers and heavy cotton shirts, the football weighed the same as a family car (two family cars when it was wet) and there were no crossbars. We’re actually quite impressed.

Bad day at the office

You have to respect Marco Silva for his optimism. Beaten out of sight by Manchester City, the Watford boss calmly dissected the game afterwards. “I think the first goal was offside, the second goal we made a big mistake and maybe the third goal is offside, too; this is the truth,” he said. Fair enough, Marco. It was just a bit of bad luck then.

Tactical masterstroke of the weekend

It was looking bleak for Bournemouth when manager Eddie Howe turned to Jordan Ibe and told him to get warmed up. The Cherries had dominated possession, but without ever causing Brighton serious problems, and they were heading for their fifth successive defeat. Ibe changed the game in a matter of minutes. First, he released Andrew Surman with a bold back-heel into the Brighton penalty area. Then, he put Jermain Defoe through for the winner with a deft pass. At £15 million, Ibe had looked an unwise investment until Friday night. Now he has finally offered value for that money.

Bad deal of the weekend

Costing me a fortune , from his academy days at nffc, it’s always been a fiver a goal

— jill lascelles (@JillLascelles) September 16, 2017

You have to be really careful with what you promise your children, certainly if you’re the mother of Jamaal Lascelles.  Promise them ice cream if they behave and you’d better make sure the freezer is stocked. Promise them £5 per goal when they’re young and you really should put a time limit on the offer just in case they become a professional footballer and hit an unlikely purple patch, smashing home two match-winning headers in six days.

Mrs. Lascelles is already £10 out of pocket for September, and if her son and Newcastle keep prevailing at set pieces, she may wish to consider taking out a loan.

One to watch next week

Sending a Crystal Palace side that hasn’t even scored a goal this season to Manchester City is tantamount to lowering a very plump lamb into a pool of particularly peckish piranhas who were a bit too busy for breakfast and got stuck in a meeting until 2 p.m. and were, until this moment, giving serious thought to eating pebbles.

The current record victory in the Premier League era is Manchester United’s 9-0 win over Ipswich in 1995. Let’s see how long that lasts.

Iain Macintosh covers the Premier League and Champions League for ESPN FC. Follow him on Twitter @IainMacintosh.

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Spurs beat Bournemouth to go third

Tottenham recovered from losing Harry Kane to a first-half injury to come from behind against Bournemouth and go third in the Premier League.

Kane couldn’t continue after injuring his ankle in a collision with Bournemouth keeper Asmir Begovic shortly before Dele Alli cancelled out Junior Stanislas’ opener for the Cherries.

But Mauricio Pochettino’s side overcame the upset of their Champions League last-16 exit against Juventus on Wednesday, to win convincingly through Son Heung-min’s double and Serge Aurier’s late far-post header.

Bournemouth, who remain 12th, thought they had rescued a point via Callum Wilson’s 84th-minute strike but referee Mike Dean disallowed it for a shove on Spurs defender Davinson Sanchez, before the visitors scored their two late goals.

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Line-ups

Match Stats

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Line-ups

Bournemouth

27Begovic

2Francis

3S Cook

5Aké

11DanielsSubstituted forIbeat 67′minutes

15A Smith

16L Cook

4GoslingBooked at 61mins

19StanislasSubstituted forDefoeat 76′minutes

31MoussetSubstituted forKingat 67′minutes

13Wilson

Substitutes

1Boruc

6Surman

8Arter

17King

18Defoe

24Fraser

33Ibe

Tottenham

1Lloris

24Aurier

6Sánchez

5Vertonghen

3RoseBooked at 18minsSubstituted forTrippierat 81′minutes

19Dembélé

12Wanyama

23Eriksen

20AlliSubstituted forSissokoat 86′minutes

7Son Heung-min

10KaneSubstituted forLamelaat 34′minutes

Substitutes

2Trippier

11Lamela

13Vorm

15Dier

17Sissoko

18Llorente

27Lucas Moura

Referee:

Mike Dean

Match Stats

Home TeamBournemouthAway TeamTottenham

Possession

Home37%

Away63%

Shots

Home14

Away12

Shots on Target

Home3

Away8

Corners

Home4

Away5

Fouls

Home10

Away7

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Match ends, Bournemouth 1, Tottenham Hotspur 4.

Full Time

Posted at90’+6′

Second Half ends, Bournemouth 1, Tottenham Hotspur 4.

Posted at90’+5′

Kieran Trippier (Tottenham Hotspur) wins a free kick in the defensive half.

Posted at90’+5′

Foul by Adam Smith (Bournemouth).

Goal!

Posted at90’+1′

Goal! Bournemouth 1, Tottenham Hotspur 4. Serge Aurier (Tottenham Hotspur) header from the left side of the six yard box to the centre of the goal.

Posted at88′

Corner, Tottenham Hotspur. Conceded by Asmir Begovic.

Posted at88′

Attempt saved. Son Heung-Min (Tottenham Hotspur) left footed shot from the centre of the box is saved in the top left corner. Assisted by Moussa Sissoko.

Goal!

Posted at87′

Goal! Bournemouth 1, Tottenham Hotspur 3. Son Heung-Min (Tottenham Hotspur) left footed shot from very close range to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Christian Eriksen following a fast break.

Posted at87′

Victor Wanyama (Tottenham Hotspur) wins a free kick in the defensive half.

Posted at87′

Foul by Dan Gosling (Bournemouth).

Substitution

Posted at86′

Substitution, Tottenham Hotspur. Moussa Sissoko replaces Dele Alli because of an injury.

Posted at86′

Delay over. They are ready to continue.

Posted at84′

Delay in match Dele Alli (Tottenham Hotspur) because of an injury.

Posted at84′

Davinson Sánchez (Tottenham Hotspur) wins a free kick in the defensive half.

Posted at84′

Foul by Callum Wilson (Bournemouth).

Posted at83′

Foul by Kieran Trippier (Tottenham Hotspur).

Posted at83′

Adam Smith (Bournemouth) wins a free kick on the left wing.

Posted at81′

Offside, Tottenham Hotspur. Mousa Dembélé tries a through ball, but Son Heung-Min is caught offside.

Substitution

Posted at81′

Substitution, Tottenham Hotspur. Kieran Trippier replaces Danny Rose.

Posted at81′

Delay over. They are ready to continue.

Posted at80′

Delay in match Danny Rose (Tottenham Hotspur) because of an injury.

Posted at79′

Corner, Bournemouth. Conceded by Jan Vertonghen.

Substitution

Posted at76′

Substitution, Bournemouth. Jermain Defoe replaces Junior Stanislas.

Posted at75′

Attempt missed. Simon Francis (Bournemouth) right footed shot from outside the box is too high. Assisted by Junior Stanislas.

Posted at74′

Foul by Victor Wanyama (Tottenham Hotspur).

Posted at74′

Dan Gosling (Bournemouth) wins a free kick in the defensive half.

Posted at73′

Christian Eriksen (Tottenham Hotspur) wins a free kick in the attacking half.

Posted at73′

Foul by Dan Gosling (Bournemouth).

Posted at71′

Attempt blocked. Son Heung-Min (Tottenham Hotspur) right footed shot from the right side of the box is blocked. Assisted by Dele Alli.

Posted at71′

Corner, Tottenham Hotspur. Conceded by Nathan Aké.

Posted at70′

Foul by Erik Lamela (Tottenham Hotspur).

Posted at70′

Dan Gosling (Bournemouth) wins a free kick in the defensive half.

Posted at69′

Davinson Sánchez (Tottenham Hotspur) wins a free kick in the defensive half.

Posted at69′

Foul by Joshua King (Bournemouth).

Posted at68′

Attempt saved. Junior Stanislas (Bournemouth) right footed shot from outside the box is saved in the centre of the goal.

Posted at68′

Attempt blocked. Callum Wilson (Bournemouth) header from the centre of the box is blocked. Assisted by Dan Gosling with a cross.

Posted at68′

Attempt blocked. Lewis Cook (Bournemouth) right footed shot from outside the box is blocked. Assisted by Simon Francis.

Substitution

Posted at67′

Substitution, Bournemouth. Jordon Ibe replaces Charlie Daniels.

Substitution

Posted at67′

Substitution, Bournemouth. Joshua King replaces Lys Mousset.

Posted at66′

Corner, Tottenham Hotspur. Conceded by Asmir Begovic.

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Cruz: I didn't know she had IBS or what it was until I googled it after hearing she had it. Them: she gets it because her digestive system is a lunatic due to her childhood anorexia. She doesn't talk about it because she thinks it's normal and has always figured out how to take care of it on her own and is down to one type of medication, except on really bad days when she also takes a muscle relaxer which is one to two times a month if at all. Cruz: oh so uhm... That one time I said that I am fat and she says she is, too, and I understand that it is difficult to lose weight and she should consider that when looking for a man, that was stupid, it was wasn't it? Me: yeah, it pissed me off. Them: why? Me: because that's retarded. I don't even diet. It was nice and I tried to be nice about it but it was stupid. Like if I tried to diet and failed then it would be one thing. But I don't. So I did a couple years ago. But I didn't "diet" I counted calories and I exercised Them: you did good too Matt: and you built alot of muscle that you keep complaining about losing because you don't do anything all day Me: and so to form a relationship because someone doesn't diet or exercise... That's one thing, because you have it in common. But to assume that I don't know how or can't because it's too hard, is insulting. Yeah it's too hard for me to work and do it because I got so many diseases that cause fatigue Them: and your scoliosis and muscle spasms and pain and all that but you never let that stop you, just being exhausted. Me: maybe if he did more weight training he could be able to handle a funny car with laid back headers and he wouldn't be working with that Tim guy to put them back up because he's all butt hurt I don't wanna him to poke my phat. I don't have a problem with who I am or hanging out with someone skinnier than me. I'm only overweight because I gained 100 pounds in two months while pregnant (medical mystery, PCOS and soda) and I just didn't care anymore. I didn't feel like I needed to go off losing weight to make myself better when I needed to pay attention to my kid and her well being. I could tried to lose weight then got moody or whatever but my kid was most important so I ate hot pockets and drank soda. Big deal. I was tired. I was scared of being a mom. I know why I'm fat and I know how not to be. I just don't care, really. The only thing I can't do is cardio. So. I don't have a problem but he has a problem as he very well stated. He assumed I had body identity issues. Apparently he does. Idk. But yeah I was pissed off about it.