#let me get this straight
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Idiot on Reddit, directly to me: I don’t know why you Americans have such a boner for guns.
Idiot: Every other country in the world is safer. They don’t have to worry about kids getting shot in schools.
Me:
Me: I’m not an American.
Me: I’m actually from a country with heavy gun control.
Me: A country with low legal gun ownership, and more gun murder than America, per capita. It’s not even remotely the only one.
Me: In fact, I personally know three people murdered with guns. One of them was shot a few hundred feet from my old school.
Me: Which my cousins were attending at the time.
Idiot: [DEAFENING SILENCE]
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Hey uuuuuhhh someone wanna explain this to me? Like right the fuck now??
Source: EMP merch
#LIKE HUH#Let me get this straight#a skeleton is under construction to become Copia under guidance of Imperator#Am I seeing that right??#papa emeritus iv#the band ghost#nameless ghouls#papa emeritus 4#ghost theory#copia#ghost bc
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#Alt Text:-#Joker Meme#murray:#Let me get this straight#You think Jack Seward is Awesome?#Joker:#I do#and I am tired of pretending he's not.#dracula daily#jack seward
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I keep calling Captain Anderson Mr President because he shares a voice actor with the president from Rick and Morty.
#let me get this straight#theres a citadel. and a council in it. and theres an authority figure voiced by Keith David in the series?#rick and morty and mass effect compare and contrast#they should add evil morty to mass effect
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i don't mean to be rude, but are anglophones ok? "it's a way for Italians to connect to their roots"... what the fuck????
#i'm.....#are u lot ok?#let me get this straight#u cannot fathom someone wanting to take a stroll with friends/family#before or after a meal#it's.... it's literally just hanging out with other ppl#italy tag#la passeggiata#the italian passeggiata#also the way it's praised like it's an ~~ethnic thing#fuck off forever
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THEY ARE LITERALLY ……….. U KNOW …..
#IN LOVE OMFG#glitch#netflix glitch#LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT#show started off with jihyo feeling uncomfortable abt her boyfriend asking her to live together#and ended with jihyo breaking up with him and asking her#childhood bestie whom has never left her mind for all these years#to move in with her#and they look at eaxhother like THAT#THR WRITERS MADE IT SO IBVIOUS THEY WERE LITERALLY WRITTWN WITH ROMANTIC INTENTION#LOSINF MY MIND#I LOVE THEM SO NUCH
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Where is the International protection the Palestinian people is entitled to when the occupying power violates international law and harms those it is obliged to protect. Aren't Palestinians lives worth saving?
-Riyad Mansour (Palestinian representative to the UN)
#so let me get this straight#when ukranians fought for freedom it was fine#but when palestine fights their colonizers...it's wrong?#the west being the west i guess#pro palestine#palestine#riyad mansour#anti israel#anti zionisim#mine*#gifs*
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HOORAY HOMESTUCK! Happy birthday to the webcomic that changed my life 😁🫶
#413#homestuck#june egbert#jade harley#dave strider#rose lalonde#roxy lalonde#jane crocker#dirk strider#jake english#my art#zan0tix#dont tag as any ships 🙏#I WAS SO BUSY TODAY I COULDNT GET IT OUT ON TIME BUT SHH. I am fashionably late. Spongebob music for 7 hours straight let me get it done#Thank you spongebob 🙏🙏
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scenes i loved from Real Enough to Get Me Through by @marriedzukka <333 [ids in alt]
#zukka#zukka fanart#sokka#sokka fanart#zuko#zuko fanart#atla#atla fanart#avatar the last airbender#zukka fic rec#myart#yall. yall. dani. this FIC#first off it made me cry twice. not like 'oh im crying' internet speak no. like. eyes are too blurry to read let me stop this for a sec#it is SO GOOD#your prose? amazing#your insights on grief? life changing#THEM??? THEM their relationship and trust#'zuko looked at him and his world shifted on its axis'#ive been thinking about that line for WEEKS STRAIGHT#i can't tell you how many passages i screenshot just because of how beautiful or cute they were#the moment of seeing the painting of sokka's mom? how did you manage to make it so telling character wise--so sweet so PAINful AND so#cute with their relationship?!!?!#'oh so you think i'm beautiful too'#GOD#i had so many scenes i wanted to draw it was crazy#also#'Our loved ones leave impressions on us that can still impact our decisions and feelings even after they're gone'#fuck. had me crying AGAIN#seriously this fic is so wonderful and not just through a zukka lens. truly life changing you're an AMAZING writer#the fandom is so lucky to have you and i can't Believe it took me so long to get around to reading this masterpiece
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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Radfems: Men are told they’re entitled to women from the moment they’re born!
Me: No, they’re actually told they have to earn access.
Me: And that the mark of being a Good Man™ is how much you’re able to attract, charm, satisfy, and support women.
Radfem: Yes, and?
Radfem: I don’t see how this contradicts what we’ve been saying.
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Image description: Robert De Niro as Murray Franklin, Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker. Murray asks, “Let me get this straight. You think it’s funny that corporations are having to apologize for people impersonating them, and lying about their company values?” Joker answers, “I do. And I’m tired of pretending it’s not.”
Look guys, I made a thing!
Please look at my thing!
#politics#funny#hilarious#twitter#social media#america#life#2022#joker meme#let me get this straight
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It’s my headcannon that the Bad Kids (+company) all collectively made an agreement NEVER to tell Jawbone about what they saw in the nightmare forest because Jawbone would 100% sit them down and attempt to have a full therapy session that takes like 12 hours with each of them.
#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#dimension 20#jawbone o'shaughnessey#the bad kids#like imagine how his conversation with Fabian would go#jawbone: you saw a#and let me get this straight here and not mix my words#a sexy rat???#Fabian: *nodding solemly* don’t forget about chungledown bim#jawbone does what sandra lyn does when she is talking to fig#and he just downs a bottle of whisky before the convo can continue
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#Let's get ONE thing straight#I am NOT living with 'Depression'...she's living with ME and she's paying her half of the rent!#anon#gif#animatedtext#image
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#kingdom hearts#kh1#sora#donald#goofy#hollow bastion#my gif#you can slide down the rails here but you can't go all the way down from the top#because you don't slide along the curve you just go in a straight line until you're kicked off#also it's my duty to let you know that donald slides down on his butt with his feet in the air#it's not shown here because it's really difficult to get him to do it but you're just gonna have to trust me#goofy slides similar to sora but more upright
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Officer Cop-Cake
5x03 / 6x06
#the rookie#chenford#chenfordedit#therookieedit#cinematv#tvedit#tvfilmgifs#tim bradford#lucy chen#tim x lucy#*mine#so let me get this straight. lucy was concerned with catching rosalind that but stil. STILL. saw the poster AND GRABBED ONE FOR HERSELF .#like? okay. girl. Okay!
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