#like i was just like ‘guess i’m cursed 🤪’

[letterstotheflre]

didn’t realise how traumatising it is to have every single boy leave me at the two week mark!!!

[sunrizef1]

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Pairing: Lando Norris x Fem!singer!reader

Warnings: Cursing

Authors note: I guess I lied about the Lando thing… this songs just so Lando I can’t explain it and I’m actually obsessed with this song rn. You probably have to at least know the premise of the song to understand the second half of this.

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📍New York, New York

liked by maxfewtrell taylorswift and 13,998,887 others

yourusername hello, New York!

tagged: taylorswift

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user1 my fav

user2 love her

user3 so pretty 🤩

taylorswift 🩵

yourusername 🤭💋

user4 welcome to New York, so real

user5 I miss Lando

user6 hi queen!!!

user7 new music when

user8 “I love NY not you” lmao Lando get up

user9 now why in the world did max like this

user10 and now Lando will post an Instagram story of him partying with some random girl to prove he’s having more fun than y/n is, we know how this goes

user11 you can not tell me they don’t miss each other

sabrinacarpenter pretty 🤩 🤩 🤩

yourusername no u 💋

user12 I just need a video of her English ass trying to navigate new York please and thx

maxfewtrell hey bestie!

yourusername oh my god get out of here

user13 wtf is max doing 😭😭

gracieabrams I ❤️ u

yourusername 🥰

oscarpiastri hi

yourusername hi?

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user14

Now wtf

user15

user10 was right

user16

Alright ig

oscarpiastri

oh okay

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oscarpiastri

Still can't believe you convinced me to do that

yourusername

You'll be fine, ill get you concert tickets

can't even tell its you either

oscarpiastri

fine

they better be vip

yourusername

Dw they will be

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maxfewtrell

???

yourusername

Dw its just Oscar

maxfewtrell

Jesus i cant believe you

yourusername

He started it. This is the first time I've included a guy in my posts, landos been doing it for months

maxfewtrell

you're gonna be the death of me

yourusername

💋💋💋💋

maxfewtrell

take care of yourself though y/n

yourusername

I am

Thx tho max 🫶

maxfewtrell

Yeah yeah 🙄

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📍Paris, France

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yourusername I can tell when somebody still wants me

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user17 oh yay they're gonna sneak diss in their Insta captions again

user18 I miss dad ☹️

user19 she's so pretty omg

maxfewtrell oh wonderful we’re doing this now

yourusername leave

user20 lando its your turn

user21 IM IN LOVE WITH HER

charles_leclerc I'm amused

yourusername congrats

user22 they're so messy I love them

oscarpiastri great he's about to drag me into doing something stupid because of this

yourusername that is not my problem

user23 I sense new music coming along

user24 I do genuinely think he still wants her lowk

user25 they want eachother, don't lie. Its defo mutual

user26 😍😍😍

taylorswift 🤩

yourusername 🥰

jackantonoff 🤪

liker by yourusername

user27 why is jack here???? New music???

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landonorris I have what I want

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user28 oh… yay

user29 🤩🤩🤩

user30 say what you want about their shitty personalities but they sure do know how to make an aesthetic post

user31 the shade is immense

maxfewtrell im nauseous

landonorris 👍

user32 they’re so into each other it’s actually insane

user33 OH MY GOD WE GET IT YOU MISS EACHOTHER

user34 🤩🤩🤩

user35 he’s so fine

user35 LANDO-

user36 now what’s y/n gonna do

user37 how long until they both apologize and get back together… these are not the posts of people who have healthily moved on from their previous relationship

user38 fine as hell lowk

oscarpiastri this is 100% the most healthy way to handle this

landonorris I didn’t ask

user39 all of their friends are so annoyed and it’s so funny

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maxfewtrell

Is this a song where you admit you’re still in love with Lando so you both can finally get over your emotional immaturity???

yourusername

kinda

maxfewtrell

Oh fr?

I thought you’d just be mean to him for the whole song

yourusername

Uhhh-

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user40 IM GONNA GET YOU BACK

user41 oh my god it’s so good

user42 LANDO GET UP

user43 THE CAPTION FROM PARIS WAS A SONG LYRICCCCC

user44 oh so she’s still in love with him

user45 “you were never not mine” 💀

user46 I CAN FEEL IT COMING HUMMIN IN THE WAY YOU MOVE

user47 PUSH THE RESET BUTTON WERE BECOMING SOMETHING NEW

user48 SAY YOU GOT SOMEBODY ILL SAY IVE GOT SOMEONE TOO

user49 EVEN IF ITS HANDCUFFED IM LEAVING HERE WITH YOU

user50 “I’m an Aston Martin” okay lance strollll

oscarpiastri “I’ve got someone too” no you do not 💀

yourusername oh my god shut up

user51 she’s still in love with him dhmu

maxfewtrell when I asked if this was going to be emotionally healthy and not a diss I can now see why you were conflicted…. Bit of both tbh

yourusername 🫶

maxfewtrell 👎

user52 told my friends I hate you but I love you just the same 😭

user53 SO GOOD

user54 WHETHER IM GONNA BE YOUR WIFE????

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maxfewtrell

…

what does this achieve

landonorris

What do you want

maxfewtrell

Mate come on

you’re still obviously in love with her

and the song litteraly shows she’s still in love with you

all you’ve done is post a thirst trap of yourself with song lyrics on top

landonorris

It’s not a thirst trap

maxfewtrell

I hate both of you

text her mate

you’re happier together

And I’m tired of both of you annoying the shit out of me

landonorris

Fine

Maybe I will

maxfewtrell

Thank god

It’d be the first time you listened to me

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maxfewtrell

That better be Lando or so help me god

yourusername

Calm your tits

It is

maxfewtrell

YEAHHHH

Finally

I can stop playing matchmaker

yourusername

😒😒😒😒

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oscarpiastri

Oh so this means you’ll both stop dragging me into your dumb shit

yourusername

🖕🖕🖕🖕

oscarpiastri

🫶

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landonorris

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landonorris told my friends I hate you but I love you just the same

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user55 YEAHHHHHHH

user56 Y/N LIKED WE’RE SO BACK

user57 my favs

user58 my parents are back together 😭

user59 unlike your real ones

user58 woah???

user59 🤷‍♀️ it’s the truth

user60 I missed them so much 😭😭😭

user61 admitted you love your ex-gf on main, this is self-improvement

yourusername pick your poison, babe

landonorris I’m poison either way

user62 I appreciate the repeating lyrics at each other because it is cute but those are not the kindest lyrics to be repeating 😭

user63 who knew that shit-talking your ex in a song could get him to re-admit his love for you

maxfewtrell took you long enough

landonorris legitimately who asked you

maxfewtrell I’m the reason this even happened in the first place. Watch your tone.

landonorris thanks i guess

maxfewtrell “I guess” @/yourusername this is how happy he is to have you back

yourusername landoooo

landonorris sorry. Thank you so much max, I’m so grateful you brought the loml back to me.

maxfewtrell you’re welcome ☺️

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yourusername got you back

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user64 she got him back 🥹

user65 YEAHHHHH LFG

user66 awwwww

user67 I love them so much

user68 sleeping on the highway tonight 🫶

oscarpiastri 🥳🥳🥳

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user69 these pictures are so cute oh my god 😭

user70 IM GONNA GET YOU BACK

landonorris you decided wether you’re gonna be my wife or smash up my bike yet?

yourusername still not sure… maybe both 🤔

user71 BOTH?????

user72 YEAH YEAH THATS FUNNY AND ALL BUT SHE JUST SAID SHE’D MARRY HIM

maxfewtrell congratulations nerds

yourusername thanks mate

user73 I’m in love with both of them

user74 they’re both so much happier together I really hope they stick this time

user75 and when she releases a love album then what

landonorris ily 🫶

yourusername ily2 🫶

user76 Jesus Christ they’re such teenagers 😭 USE FULL WORDS 😭😭😭

user77 no I get them. I wouldn’t post full love confessions in an Instagram comment section either lmao

user78 they got each other back 🫶

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Taglist: @casperlikej @evie-119

[hellastress]

STEREOTYPE ABOUT MY CHART THAT DOES MAKE SENSE

Sun in 2nd house

I love to brag my shit! I like wearing expensive stuff and won’t stfu about it because i want people to acknowledge my possession and the value of the things i own, it makes me happy because it is also tied with my self esteem that put me in a state of main character syndrome

Expensive = self confident

Moon in taurus

My obsession with comfy stuff should be illegal, if i ain’t comfortable with what i’m wearing, with who i am with, the environment i’m in then the last thing you will hear from me is nothing because you will never see me again! All i want is to be surrounded by beautiful things, and being uncomfy is the last thing i will never want in my list, i’m very stubborn about my opinion, and by being known as snobbish, has rbf, unapproachable typa person; i also notice this with other taurus moon, i guess it has something to do with being an earth sign haha

Moon in 10th

Gosh, being in public is one of the most stressful situation i have to go through, i literally need to mentally be prepared whenever i go out because i seems to influence the emotions of the people around me, my friends notice this thing about me, they said that i have such a unique aura or “air” bc i seems to influence the mood of the people or room around, if i’m sad, they will get sad and it’s making me frustrated bc now what 💀 I resent the authorities and my father i never get along with them, i felt like they will/are trying to control me, my dad hate it when i act goofy or even loud in public like i embarrassed him infront of his people and then get super proud when i achieve something bc for him, i carry his name and his reputation within me

Virgo stellium

You get the idea, yeah, i’m obsessed with cleanliness and being clean all the time, i literally can’t sleep or do my stuff in peace if i saw even the tiniest dirt, i like minimalist stuff, cleaning is one of my stress reliever (so goofy 💀) and it’s true i have stomach problem (and what about it!) and it has something to do with the fact i carry various medicine in my bag because i am hypochondriac, it’s also not helping being an anxious overthinker which one of the traits i hate being mercurial too

Venus in 3H

Asthetically pleasing hand writing? Absolutely, i lost count how much i receive compliment about my penmanship but i never got to understand why, it seems a messy cursive style, i am also has a thing with twisting and using words to charm people off because we are sneaky mf’s 🤪

Mercury in Virgo

Nah, i am not smart, i just overthink a lot and babbles too much, saying lots of uneccessary word and unsolicited advice like who tf am i? But i gotta agree mercury in virgo is a blessing and a curse to have, i’ve met my people, those who ace their exam, saying they don’t study? Best believe they are true haha we are so good at analyzing that it almost natural for us to know it all without actually knowing it and i have no idea why!

Part 2

[its-moopoint]

Weekend debate between sane and delusional OL fans. 🤪

Anonymous asked:

But what if they’re not hiding 5 children? That’s a lot to accuse them of based solely on how a woman looks in some photographs.

odessa-2

Oh but they are.

gabysachs

Based on the evidence that we've been seen for years it is certain that there is more than a child, at least 3 or 4 but not 5.

caligirl22

Where exactly are they hiding these five children? In a closet? A dungeon? Do the kids go to school? Has everyone who’s ever seen them been paid off? Have they never left wherever they’re being kept, like some sort of Scottish Flowers in the Attic type situation? LMAO. There’s zero evidence these children exist except in the fevered brains of people who can’t accept that two actors they like aren’t together in real life. It’s mentally deranged at this point. You should all seek help.

shoutlandish

@caligirl22 I won’t call you names and curse you with insults like you just did, but I will say that if you can’t see from the abundant visual evidence that C has been pregnant multiple times since 2016, then you don’t want to see it.

caligirl22

So I ask you again. If they have all these children, where are they? You all constantly claim they have multiple kids and then never expand on that. Where do these kids live? Why has no one ever seen them? Are they all homeschooled to keep their existence a secret? Do none of them have any friends and friends parents who know they exist and therefore must all be paid off not to reveal it? I’m not the one not seeing the truth. But please, answer my questions. Where are they all?

shoutlandish

@caligirl22 We never see Tony bopping around Glasgow, either. We don’t see photos of him or hear gossip about him, with or without Cait. So I guess that means he doesn’t live there with Cait. I don’t know where Cait & Sam are. I can only imagine that they are living a normal and quiet life in Scotland somewhere where nobody cares what we think about them.

caligirl22

There are lots of pictures of Tony. He’s also not a celebrity, so people aren’t trying to catch him on camera. Your claim is that five children exist and yet somehow have never been seen with their parents. Why won’t you answer my questions? Where do they live? The eldest ones you claim exist are definitely school age. Do they not go?

shoutlandish

@caligirl22 I have not seen photos of the children in Scotland, nor in LA. I doubt there are any paparazzi who would bother seeking any. I don’t think such photos would sell. In Scotland they’re not celebrities; they’re just a regular family, and they live like natives, I suppose. It’s actually a great place to live away from the spotlight. Anyway, I don’t need to see them to know that they exist because I have recognized Caitriona’s pregnancies.

caligirl22

So your argument is that Sam Heughan, a man who’s instantly spotted by the fandom everywhere he goes, is out and about with his five children all the time in Scotland but no one just ever takes a picture? Lol. Okay. There’s something wrong with you all for insisting a women gave birth five times when you have zero evidence of it, except for the fact that you long for it to be true. It’s sad actually. Your need to believe it broke your brains.

shoutlandish

@caligirl22 I think it’s sadder that you believe outrageous lies without ever questioning any of it. What you take as gospel my brain perceives as utter nonsense. However, I am not hostile toward you over your lack of observation and critical thinking skills. I just shake my head, let it go, and move on. Try it.

poughkeepsielass

@shoutlandish You’re a better woman than I am to bother arguing with her. The B* is now blocked.

caligirl22

I have. Lots of times. After I discovered the show fairly recently, I was shocked to discover there are so many nuts out there who believe - with zero evidence - that they’re married with five secret kids who have somehow magically never been spotted anywhere. But Sam and Cait seem like good people and I just got sick of you all being so awful to them & especially for Cait, lying that she’s not married and her child is Sam’s. That’s awful, hateful behavior to display towards anyone.

shoutlandish

@caligirl22 Ah, well, you are new. That explains a lot. Stick around. Follow lots of blogs here (not the haters, though; they’re too upsetting); eventually you will see the evidence that has accumulated over the years. There’s a ton. I’ve seen it all.

caligirl22

I wouldn’t consider two years new. I just haven’t been living my life around the fact that two actors have secretly hidden 5 human beings for nine plus years like you all. No, there’s no evidence. There’s things you all claim is evidence because you want to believe it so badly. But actual evidence? There’s zero. I just find it amazing that you’re all so awful that you don’t even feel a tiny bit bad about crapping on their real partners and kids like this, but it shows your true colors.

emel98

A man with father issues who plays a dedicated father for almost a decade is accused of hiding his paternity for the sake of fame and female following and tptb decision. Hmmmmm. Likely no.

shoutlandish

@emel98 If there is a birth certificate it would be all over Tumblr. Quit deliberately misleading people. If you can’t support your beliefs with concrete evidence or even some logic, then go away.

onsotel67

@caligirl22 I’ve been around since June 2022. Never in my life have I seen such a pile of circumstantial shit. I support your questions completely. There is no evidence to support these horrific rumours and attacks on 2 exceptional actors and people, and their families and friends. I decided to come here to find out what the fuss was about. Oh my word! Did I find a labyrinth of twisted minds, photoshopped images, blurry and nondescript evidence.

caligirl22

@onsotel67 Thank you! It’s honestly the craziest thing I’ve ever seen! Besides the fact that no one can hide five kids, Starz would be literally beside themselves with joy if they were a real life couple. The marketing opportunities and eyes that would bring their show! They would never forbid them to be together, even if they could, which they cannot. People claiming that are ridiculous. The ones lying about them aren’t fans, they’re just nuts who need something else in their lives.

caligirl22

@shoutlandish So you literally only follow people who confirm the beliefs you already hold and tell you what you want to hear and that’s your “evidence?” Come on now. If there was actual evidence, you’d be able to show something concrete. You can’t. Not one single actual thing proving they’re together and have kids. Because it’s all made up nonsense by people who can’t accept that a TV couple isn’t together in real life. People who attack their real life partners. It’s gross.

bellajustbella

I have seen a photo was on Instagram very briefly. Around the time of the infamous wedding. It was of Cait supervising a little girl on a trampoline. It was posted by the owner of an air’b’n’b in Spain welcoming Cait, Sam and their family to her property. No I didn’t take a screenshot. I was new to IG at the time and was in total shock at what I saw. It was one of a few separate photos. They were there one minute, gone the next. But I KNOW what I saw.

caligirl22

@shoutlandish So you’re arguing both that if there was a birth certificate it would be all over the internet while ALSO arguing that the birth certificates for five children Sam and Cait had together have never been found. Do you hear how little that makes sense? You’re the one making stuff up & misleading people. Take your own advice. If you can’t show concrete evidence or logic, stop lying about things.

wildfernflower

@caligirl22 Putting aside children, in fact there are at least a couple of reasons why STARZ (and SC themselves, too) would want at all costs to keep their RL relationship secret.

caligirl22

@wildfernflower Okay, leaving aside the fake kids, even though most of the people here insist they have multiple ones, Starz would absolutely not want to keep it a secret. It would literally be their best way to promo the show ever. They would have zero problem with it. They also have no control over it. Actors aren’t indentured servants. If they wanted to date, they could & Starz would take advantage of that & milk it for all it’s worth. It’s PR 101.

snowy-winter-11

@caligirl22 I understand what you think but i also came here because they were so many receipts live ones that i saw myself i had to see them. But I don't think there’s 5 no woman has 5 kids these days but i think 3 they seems to say 3 a lot… either SC are playing fan intensely or they can’t help themselves slipping stuff. S is the worst. Anyway think about it if ppl knew they were together the credibility they wouldn’t have for OL. If not together they had or have something to much interest between those 2!

langy60

@caligirl22 You say we are "mentally deranged" but your rant points the finger directly at you ! Just because we shippers don't think as you do DOES NOT make us deranged!! There is an abundance of evidence from 2014 that says Cait and Sam are together and that there are children. I don't believe there are 5 but definitely more than two Snooping around on here will do your beliefs no good it will only lead to disappointment. All snoopers like you are BLOCKED 🚫

Oh poor poor newbie trying to reason with the nutcake part of the fandom.

This new fan calls out all shipper lies, they don't reply to any of her questions and points out their hypocrisy lying about T being pictured with C.

Also Laughing my Ass off at the one trying to pass off the Instagram bullshit from Mallorca's troll as true. Just because there's a brunette in a picture it doesn't make her Cait. These folks don't get tired of lying.

[i-am-an-arson-enthusiast]

sometimes i think wednesdays are cursed

you guessed it, it’s another post ranting about a shitty day but i’m writing this two days late 🤪

anyway. idk how much of this story i’ve told but someone who i thought was my friend asked my deadname. i know i’ve posted about it but who knows how depth they are. if you want more of a story go ahead and ask. so that’s the first wednesday that fucking sucked.

the next one is. a long one. i’ll try to shorten it. so tech doesn’t really give you any time at all to sit down and think about things bc by the time im done eating dinner it’s time for bed and i need my goddamn sleep. that adds to my stress and tech adds an UNGODLY amount of stress. like to the point of regular crying. so on wednesday the joke of the day was “yeah we have mental breakdowns on the daily back here”. and then we had two. one from my friend and one from me. and being stage manager, it was like fucking timed. i can’t just step away like others. i went over to the other side to talk with my friend and she really did help. then we had to close the red curtains but the person who does that doesn’t have an ear piece so i had to get my shit together and run over to tell him.

fast forward to me going home. i see my friend dmed me. and it says “for now on don’t talk to me” and by this point i was already breaking down all over again to my friend over text. i screenshotted it and sent it and we panic over it and in the span of twenty ish minutes my mental health plummeted the fastest it has ever before. i was at an all time low to the point where it physically hurt me. i was not ok and i would not have been ok.

but theennnnn he texted me apologising and we talked a bit :) and then he refriended me on discord and deleted that one message:) (which i never responded to so there’s a chance he is holding onto the idea that i never saw it) (who knows)

as of yesterday everything is ok and the whole thing was bc of the stress of tech and literally everything. which i get. so now im back to like a normal range in mental health. lower side of it but im surviving. my next goal in mental health is to start living for me and not for the people around me. bc i cant bear the idea of leaving them. and that includes a lot of my mutuals on here that i interact with a lot.

ok last thing: shoutout to the group therapy gc for having these very historical records in real time.

[tunaafishyy]

Genshin 3.2 Update - Additional Thoughts

While I’ve covered my thoughts on Genshin’s 3.2 Update on Twitter already, I wanted to brain dump share some additional thoughts I had… mostly so I don’t forget them in the future 🤪

Also because I wanted to experiment with posting on tumblr… the 10 picture limit for mobile is brutal 🥲.

Anyways, let’s begin~

1. Dreams curing Eleazar?

Ok this one should’ve been in my main 🧵 since it’s kind of a big deal and ruined one of my theories kind of…

…but the people from Sumeru were the only ones affected by Eleazar… because their dreams were being harvested?

We’d kind of already learned that dreams and memories countered Marana in the Aranara quest, but the fact the lack of dreaming seemed to be the cause of Eleazar really surprised me. I kinda assumed the desert people also got Eleazar, but I guess not 😳

Certainly seems to add weight to the “hilichurl curse is the same as Eleazar” idea, since people from Khaenri’ah “dream of dreaming”. It’d basically change that statement to “hope to be cured from their curse” type of thing?

Dreams and dream energy are something I certainly could talk way more about… seems like there’s a lot of be explored here.

2. Another Irminsul Fruit appearance

The Akasha looks like an Irminsul Fruit… and Greater Lord Rukkhadevata tell us that she “thought” (past tense) dreams were the fruit of human wisdom.

3. The weight of responsibility

The conversation with Dehya asking the Traveler to smile reminded me of how one of the Aranara pointed out the Traveller doesn’t really dream anymore. Seems like with each quest, the weight of being a “guardian” keeps growing heavier for the Traveler 😢

The traveler’s view on their responsibilities was further emphasized by Scara’s comments on the Traveller’s “guardian complex”.

4. So many moons

Why does this world have so many moon patterns?! Technically, the first one is in a realm of consciousness, but still! Tons of moons…

5. Haypasia

While it is possible that Dottore wanted to take Haypasia away because she knew something she shouldn’t, I feel like it’s possible he was doing so in case he needed leverage over Scaramouche.

Despite going through all the effort to turn Scaramouche into a god, Dottore had no intention of leaving him as one. The Tsaritsa requires the gnoses, so after Scaramouche was successfully converted into one… Dottore would (at some point) have to de-god Scaramouche to give the gnosis to the Tsaritsa. So, I think it’s possible he wanted to remove Scara’s first “follower” as leverage over the new god, or weaken him… or something.

6. Dottore’s Illusions

One of the strangest moments in the archon quest for me was when Dottore tricks the traveler and company into believing the port was filled with Fatui soldiers.

Was this a hint at the “god-like” powers Dottore might possess? Was he using some sort of device to create the illusions? It feels like this whole scene was really brushed over in game…

7. The arrogance of mortals… I mean scholars…

8. Emotions

I think emotions have a bigger role than I’m able to comprehend right now… looking at Alhaitham’s statement on emotions:

Alhaitham: Emotions are a part of our behavioral logic. But can you guarantee that every experience of the same joy or pain would be equally intense? How can our feelings and opinions be predictable down to the letter in every single instance?

I can’t help but think about how often emotions are brought up in game. More specifically, how the Archons refer to them.

In Zhongli’s voice line, “About Us: Confusion”:

Zhongli: Contracts cannot be used to define friendship, nor measure sentiment. So just what can we use to measure the weight of our emotions? Do you know the answer, friend?

In Venti’s voice line, “About Buer”:

Venti: The first thing you think of when you hear “Dendro Archon” is her power over dreams. Her dreams are akin to my ballads: full of emotion and imagination. It goes without saying that we get along really well.

There’s definitely more examples than this, but I’m not going to put that together right now… just some food for thought for myself 😅

9. Nahida’s Fence Comments

Nahida: Mhm. You may blame me for being a bit too self-indulgent. I was thinking about talking with you, and the next thing I knew, I had made a connection with you.

Nahida: The connection between us is amazing! It’s like flora and the fence it grows upon.

While Nahida and the traveler might think that’s an amazing connection… I find it rather… hm… odd? Is being a fence used by the flower really a great thing? Not only that, but the comparison gets even stranger when Nahida goes to take over the Traveler’s body:

Nahida: You said I should go thank everyone as myself, right?

Nahida: I’ve decided to borrow your body for the time being. Please don’t blame me. The flora also climbs up the fence to get closer to the sky.

Traveler: (Then at least promise me you won’t say anything weird when you’re in my body!) Nahida latches her consciousness onto you.

Additionally, it seems there were some sort of physical toll Nahida taking over the traveler had on them, since Paimon comments on how after Nahida left, the traveler ate a lot of food.

Also, Nahida’s special dish refers to the traveler as a sea anemone… it’s all very odd to me 😅.

Ending Thoughts

Welp, I have a couple of other things related to the update I plan to post on, but think this is a good stopping point for a brain dump/formatting-experiment thread. Thanks for reading~

[delvalentine]

Hey hey! So you’ve watched Blue Lock, huh? Care to give some thoughts about what you liked most about it?

Have you devoured many fics? Any faves?? So curious about what you thought of the anime.

Also, loved the Isagi and Rin fic!! Very tasty indeed

I was hesitant when they scrapped my fave “teamwork makes the dream work” trope, but they spun it to make quite a bit of sense. That’s pretty unique for a sports shonen, especially since soccer is inherently a team sport, so it’s nice to see something new like “selfishness” becoming a positive trait. I just love sports anime so much 😩 tickles all the right brain crevices for sweaty boys forging precious bonds 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 I actually read up to the current arc for BLLK in the manga and don’t normally like to read ahead.

I knew I was going to end up liking Rin bcs I always fall for his archetype. Then Uchiyama spoke… ofc they got Tsukki. Instant game over. That is now MY pretty boy tsundere comfort character that I spent way too much money on collecting merch for in Tokyo 🫵🏼 I also didn’t plan on liking Isagi but every main character gets all “I’m going to do my best to become stronger and inspire all my friends!” like okay how do I NOT fall for that 😭🥹 also when he curses it’s kinda 🤪 bcs he’s so cute 😵‍💫 there’s that line they’ve translated where he tells Rin “That would present a problem for me… and I don’t want any fucking problems. So drink.”🥴🥴🥴

I haven’t read fics besides some short drabbles on Tumblr. I did a search for E Rin/Reader on AO3 and listen … F/M/M of Rin x Reader x Sae doesn’t inherently bother me… but WHY was the MC of so many of the fics in the Rin/Reader tag involving a SISTER Itoshi Reader character 💀💀💀✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼 I guess I’ll have to write my own Rin smut since the pickings were slim for me…

& thank you for reading! Glad you enjoyed 🫶🏼 it’s been so long since I’ve written anything long form that I feel so rusty 🥲

[itskaddybaby]

I don’t like sharing my personal life with social media bc the truth is, many ppl are not genuinely happy for you… they just keep tabs on ur happiness and progress so fugg it, I’ll give U something else to be miserable about… I’m happy💪🏾👍🏾🏁💯 1.) I just ran up and down the #CulverCityStairs four times so I had to flex😂 pic by @jasminemariemitchell 2.) That’s the look when I see U not like the UnReality Show Hoes👍🏾😎 3.) I was blushing🤪 (yeah black ppl blush bish) 4.) Very special pic right here… it’s a lot of pain… and even more beautiful… it’s a lot of #healing 5.) this the #thirsttrap pic… go head lil mama and 👀 at #DPrint 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂 6.) If I was crippin, my name would be Smurf Cuh😂😂😂😂 ( u prolly know the location but don’t pop up uninvited… imma professional dick head🤷🏾‍♂️) 7.) it’s interesting to know that I came from his balls… he came from my balls… and she came from his balls…🤷🏾‍♂️😂 #3Generations (random but them niggahs got some big ass heads) 8.) one of my favorite light skinned potnahs rt here😂🤣😂 he’s one of the few with a head full of hair… ( random but I wonder is that some kind of curse for the light skinned niggahs???… couldn’t tell em shot back in high school but now, hair fell out, got that Hank hill body thing goin on…🤷🏾‍♂️) and my bro Moms❤️ 9.) if U capsule see what’s inside my head… guess this is a close example of it… #musicismylife 10.) A few of the reasons why I wake up at 5am and don’t sleep until 2am (at Anaheim, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cfj3c6fvAI5/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[datingdonovan]

everyone remember like a week ago when we were discussing toradora??? Im very excited I got the first volume for my bday so we’re gonna see what all the fuss is about

[adrena-dine]

Monaco GP 2022 : a summary

Not the drivers doing a field day at the festival of Cannes

Charles said « race orders ? We don’t do that here »

Pierre is a suit made me weak 👉🏼👈🏼

Max and Checo catching ducks in a pool ? Monaco’s atmosphere isn’t the same as it was

Ferrari’s TikTok account has turned into a Charles’ thirst trap one 😳 we must stay focus brothers we must stay focus

valtteri and Lewis are another level of relationships with your former teammate. Exchanging helmets ? Boring 🙄 offering nudes ? Innovating and appreciated

The fact that Lewis is going to have a pic of Bottass in his living room is sending me

Seb explaining how did run after robbers. This man is a legend fr

Mercedes having some beef with the fia and hiding their stickers on the car. I’m living for this sassy behaviour 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼

Lando joking about his own poor health 🥴

Charles still doing his lil pee pee break whenever he can during FP (he stopped peeing in bushes tho)

Mattia holding on his bike for his dear life bc he was scared for him, protective dad mode was on

Yukierre is still in its honeymoon phase and it making me go hihihihihi

Nah Yuki trying to break into Pierre’s room several room ??? They’re not even hiding anymore

Brocedes sharing an elevator, funny innit ?

Amazing helmets 😍

Charles’ awful pants, even him didn’t like it 🤠

Alex sharing where the drivers live in Monaco, that’s dangerous sir 😭

Mess in quali, as expected

Daniel crashing and his engineer asking about the car first 🤪 everything is going well between and his team I’m so happy 🥰🥰🥰

Max checking on him tho 🥲 if your engineer doesn’t do it, your bestie will ❤️

But my boi Andreas said the crash wasn’t his fault bc the engineers messed up his setup. Do they think he can be like an experiment for them ?

Lewis casually saying that if he was a random fan, he would be a Charles’ stan. He’s one of us, one of us 🫡

Red flag for nothing in quali ???? Anyway Pierre got ROBBED

Charles leclerc is the king of Monaco, is the cursed over ? He even slept better than previous years

Boy was doing the quali lap of his time

Stroll’s scream ✋🏼😭

Max being mad af about not finishing his car then going to congratulate Charles like 🥰🥰🥰 and then being mad af again

Checo decided to say « hello 😘 » to the wall and Carlos decided to say « hello 😘 » to Checo. We love besties

Hamilton car sliding as he was driving on Ice

Josh Capito casually taking pictures of the underbody of a Ferrari 🤨 that’s weird, that’s suspicious

Mick looking out for Seb during drivers parade 🥺

Delayed start for a little bit of rain

And then it was pouring 😬😬😬

haas’ twitter admin was on fire again 🤪

One hour of delay at the end 💀

Latifi doing a latifi

Max and Checo crossing the pit lane line but didn’t get anything

Mick’s horrendous crash, I’m so glad he is fine

Esteban putting all his estesussy in his defence and then he got unfairly penalised. I guess FIA was enjoying the monégasque champagne like the guests

Btw most of them were rude towards f1 ppl ☺️☺️☺️☺️ aaaah rich ppl doing rich ppl things 🥰🥰

Kevin and Alex retired but we don’t even know why ?? I know a lot was happening at the moment but pls share the info

Red flags, VSC, safety cars, we got them all 🤪

NAH MA BOI PIERRE WAS GOING THE RACE OF HIS LIFE

Overtakes??? In Monaco ????

Choo Choo Alonso the train was leading his lil wagons

FIA YOU BETTER NOT CANCEL THIS RACE I KNOW IT’S BORING BUT IT’S LIKE FAMILY DINNER, IF YOU MISS IT YOU MAY MISS SOMETHING AMAZING

I know you miss it…SCUDERIA CLOWNERY AND THEIR MESSY STRATEGIES ARE BACK HIHIHI, I knew it was weird that they didn’t pull out one already this year

Carlos’ driving Tokyo drift mode like and Guanyu did the exact same 😳

Charles getting robbed and his best opponent being his own team

The last laps were basically the worst ones I’ve ever experienced. Just pure pain.

He finished a Monaco GP for the first time… better than nothing I guess?

I’ll never forget his raging screams

Congrats to Checo for his victory 🥳 (not him falling on his car tho)

And Carlos saved Ferrari’s day lol

FIA said « no❤️ » to Ferrari’s complains

See y’all later besties

[sips-tea-cutely]

umm may i request f!reader who recently realized she likes girls, confessing to maki she likes her romantically and not just as a friend?

Maki’s s/o realizing she isnt straight

note: this reminds me of jenny by studio killers,, i haven’t written in a while, forgive me. may or may not have added another HIMYM reference

time stamp: maki’s ultimate title reveal

cw: miu is mean, ooc angie?

#Maki Harukawa

s/o sat by idly while the cafeteria was filled with kokichi’s laughter, tenko complaining once more about angie brainwashing himiko, and so forth. even so, with all these distractions, she could never take her eyes off her closest friend, maki harukawa. it seemed clichè, even that word ticked her off, but nothing else could completely describe what she felt, all she could do was hopelessly stare.

but a flick to the forehead seemed to bring her back to reality. “hey, mush brains, the fuck is up, huh? you promised you’d help me come up with my next invention, don’t keep my golden brain waiting!” miu cursed out. “hmmmm? is something wrong, s/o? huh, huh, huhhhhhh?” angie repeated over and over. “for god’s sake! would you shut up?!” miu cursed at angie. “aww but something is wrong with our dear s/o!” angie squished her cheeks together.

“hey, now that the bitch mentions it… yeah! what the fuck is wrong?” miu yells. “you’d usually be chatting with kiyo with that romantic fuck-buddy look in your eyes” she blushes. “the WHAT?” is miu ok/gen. “hmm, i wonder who s/o is staring at!” angie smiles. miu looks over in the direction. “ooh, i see! you wanna fuck shuichi! boo yah, i’m a fucking genius!!” miu cackles. “w-what?! no, its nothing like that! i’ve just been- y’know getting close with maki and- i… I DONT KNOW OKAY?”

“hmmm, you have a crush on maki? how cute!” angie claps. “w-huh?? no! stop clapping, angie!!” if this was a chat group, you’d spam ‘👹👹👹👹’ with your life. “so what? you wanna peg maki?” “NO! i just- i wanna be with her 24/7, talk about my day and hear about hers and maybe cuddle while we listen to soft music” you blush. “ooh, i know this one! you wanna be maki’s girlfriend!”

“what? no, you totally got it wrong, angie! im as straight as a line!!” you deny. “if you mean a line on the LGBT flag, then yeahh, you’re totally right.” miu sarcastically adds. “j-just shut up, both of you, okay?”

“aww, but atua and i think you’d make a great couple! go, s/o, go!” angie cheers on. “well, then how should i do it? i dont even know where to start with confessing..” you wander off, blushing. “hear me out, be confident 😍🤪��🏳️‍🌈😏☺️” you just vacantly stare at the strawberry blonde. “miu, sweet dear, i get that you’re hot but respectfully, shut the fuck up.”

“ooh, s/o! how about you pretend you’re practicing with miu!” “-or pretend she’s na-“ “hm, i guess i could try that, thanks for the advice” you weakly smile, shaking with utter anxiety.

————

“hey, maki, could i talk to you for a second?” you tap maki’s shoulder. “hm? sure.” you lead her to a secluded place in the school.

“hmm” you grumble, slightly regretting this. “alright, so, ever since we’ve got here, we’ve been really close… and recently, i think i’ve developed feelings for you. i get it if you don’t accept this but i just want to get this off my chest because… i just have these overwhelming feelings and it’s just so confusing!” you blush madly.

maki stares at the ground for a while before replying. “sure.” she weakly grins. “honestly, i’ve been having the same kind of feelings but ever since that idiot, kokichi revealed my real title, i was afraid you’d hate me so, i never quite told you” she blushes and plays with her fingers.

you smile and hug her, wrapping your arms around her neck and smiling with glee.

“GO FUCK ALREADY” miu yells/hj

[prometheanglory]

Hello there! Since you're a fan of the Shroud brothers, what would you think of the following idea: since plenty think that Ortho was brought back to life by Idia(Orpheus much?) following the effects of "the Shroud family curse", wouldn't you think that maybe Idia did it as a way to better things, to make them "right" this time(in Greek, "orthos" means "right", a term which in English has a lot of meanings based on the context in which it is used) - perhaps in a reversed Hercules twist?

wasn’t expecting this in my inbox but ooh.... i love lore... i love shroud brothers... and i love guessing....

in all honesty? i would love if ignihyde went down that route of tragedy and that idea of like, brotherly obligation/righting the wrongs. i love sibling tragedy! i like exploring that dynamic of similar background/different outcome (in ortho’s case... very different outcome). i actually was pretty into this theory for some time!

buuuut unfortunately i’m a cynic and i don’t think this is actually the case. i don’t think twst is willing to divulge that ‘somber’ of a case unto ignihyde 😔 that’s diasomnia’s role here lol

(gesturing at like, malleus as a whole. lilia’s...everything as well. sebek and silver seem to revolve around them as a concept — maybe it’s just in the sense they have yet to be fully explored thru character stories but... diasomnia’s delayed release is telling me otherwise 🤪 they’ve got ‘plot reaches crescendo at me’ vibes, so their problems will.., definitely be more heavily reliant on more ‘dramatic ideas’ rather than like... how we’ve been mostly dealing with pretty grounded realities so far.)

actually, if i remember correctly — idia’s not ‘cursed’? assumed to be cursed but, it’s probably just a family trait that people have opted to demonize to ostracize the shroud family (and i will now use this idea of ostracism to drive my point home)

instead, i’m now more inclined to believe that ortho never really existed as ‘ortho’ in the first place, if that makes sense 🧐

i’m thinking that ortho was some sort of... AI or computer/program that idia made out of his own loneliness due to that prior mention of a curse and people’s innate fear of him. the way he (ortho) talks, as much as i’d love to believe that he was a person before, i’m more driven to think that he was actually just a device given a concrete body lol

it’s mainly in the sense of like... how much of idia’s ability to engineer is highlighted and like... how isolated he seems, i guess? feels like a story of like, an isolated genius who craves company after being pushed away by society or smth... that, or ortho the AI wished to become human to resolve idia’s loneliness and idia feels inclined to indulge. a frankenstein scenario or smth.

i’m mainly thinking of the star-gazer story and how ortho mentions that someone hid the power-cord for the game device that they used to play together and idia just built a new one instead (is hiding the power-cord their idea of how to get idia to go outside and do something else...)

the way ortho talks too — i’m inclined to think that he just... has never actually had a body in the first place?

he wants to run and jump and frolic, he wants to experience all these new places! he believes so much in idia and wants to look out for him — but i’m starting to wonder how much of it is from that idea that idia is all ortho’s ever really known? he doesn’t seem to have much of a concept of what is ‘normal’ or ‘human’ behavior and while this could be chalked up to being a sickly child who died before he could experience these things (in line with the most prevailing theory). OR it could also be in the sense that he never had reason before to actually... be in contact with the physical world, if he were a computer program. it would explain why he seems to only know ‘idia’ first and foremost instead of anything outside of his database and stuff...?

i guess i’m mainly rooting for this idea of idia made ortho for the sake of curing his loneliness and then ortho wanted to become human to further solve idia’s loneliness, a younger brother figure who bears the same burden as him but embraces the world instead — and mainly exists for the purpose of a theme (and later resolve the subsequent conflict of) the isolated genius who feels compelled to hide because he is not fit for this world.

[fictional-at-heart]

Tag game

Tagged by @sassyandclassy94 - THANK YOU! I love tag games so much. Like seriously- you don’t have to even remotely know me to tag me🤪

Favorite color: Purple, ice pink, blue... it kinda differs between those three I think.

Last song: Bohemian Rhapsody I think...? It was on the way home from groceries and something else might’ve played... I can’t remember. So we’ll say it’s Bohemian Rhapsody 😂

Currently reading: The Cursed Sea by Lauren DeStefano

Last movie/tv show: Movie: Cars 2; tv show: Blue Bloods

Sweet/savory/spicy: 🤨 Well that’s hard. I love me some chocolate and I love me some jalapeños. Can’t I say all three?🥺

Currently working on: I’m gonna go with fanfiction, cause I think that’s what this means? Me no know. Anyway, I’m always working on Journey to the Archipelago (slowly but surely; I’m stuck right now. Gotta love the stuff in between big events grrrr), and one called Before the Flame Goes Out (a Hiccstrid one shot 😁 Just waiting on my bestie’s suggestions on this one. Psst it involved some medical research- gotta love when your bestie is in medical school hehe)

Abby’s questions:

If you could be any wild animal for a day, what one would it be and why? Blue whale or orca. Blue whales are big and awesome and did I mention awesome??? And orcas are the wolves of the sea, so need I say more.

If you could be granted ONE superpower, what would it be? Teleportation

Which one would you prefer: have no nose but have really good smelling fingers or be blind but have a really nice smile? 🤨 What the what?😂 I guess no nose. I like being able to see

I don’t know anyone to tag, so I guess if you want to do it, consider yourself tagged :)

[suga-kookiemonster]

satisfy 03

summary⇢ “listen,” taehyung says, eyes wide and eager as he smiles at you. “i figure we can just help each other out. i scratch your back, you scratch mine.” but when you find yourself suddenly in need of a massive favor, exactly how much scratching are you willing to do? pairing⇢ seokjin/reader, namjoon/reader, taehyung/reader, …..jimin/reader word count⇢ 10k rating⇢ 18+ genre⇢ smut | escort!au | ceo!au (kinda) warnings⇢ sexual content, bottom taehyung (i know, i’m surprised too lmao), foot fetish!! 🤪, dry humping, oral (female receiving), dirty talk, cumplay, cum eating, biting, marking, improper usage of tights, overstimulation, uhhhhh...tae has a big c*ck but u knew that already because you’re reading a kimline fic, amirite 😏

a/n⇢ first and foremost i would like to thank the cursed babies for supporting me through my weird ideas and listening to me ramble about said weird ideas 😘 i love u very much but pls stop sending me feet pics, for the love of god 😩 anyways, LEGGOOOOO. mood for this chapter is this!

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“_____,” Jimin said loudly, making you rip your eyes from where they had been staring unseeingly at the pages of your notebook. He sent you a soft smile, the slight scrunch between his eyebrows clueing you in to the fact that this had not been his first attempt at gaining your attention. “I wanted to see your notes for chapter 4?”

Embarrassed, you turned to the appropriate page and slid your notebook over to him, avoiding his curious eyes.

“I thought I’d lost you for a second,” Jimin continued, tone light. “Where’d you go?”

Back beneath Kim Seokjin’s tongue. You could still feel him, hot and eager. Slippery. Laving against your neck, your breast, your cunt. Could feel the ghost of his strong hands sinking into the flesh of your hips.

“N-Nowhere,” you replied a tad too quickly, letting out a nervous chuckle. “Sorry, I just zoned out a bit, I guess.”

“You guess?” Jimin laughed. But thankfully, he let it go, focus now on your provided notes.

It had been two days since you had had sex with future CEO of the world, Kim Seokjin—two days, and you were still thinking about it. Still in a sort of disbelief that it had happened, that you had actually gone through with it. You. And in disbelief that you had actually enjoyed it.

You weren’t exactly sure what you had been expecting when you had agreed to this arrangement, but for some reason, you hadn’t factored in the possibility of you liking it. Which, in hindsight, was stupid, because you liked sex. You just hadn’t been sure you’d be into having sex with strangers for money—but apparently this stranger made sure you felt right at home. Sleeping with Seokjin was definitely a learning experience, and you were grateful for it—as comfortable as he made you, he also made sure to remind you exactly what your arrangement was. For a moment, you had somehow lost sight of the bigger picture, but Seokjin was a leader for a reason. He was focused. So as embarrassed as you had initially been, reflecting on it later made you realize you were grateful that he had been the one to break you in, to nip any ridiculous misconceptions in the bud.

This wasn’t about feelings, for them or for you. This was your job. You were providing them a service, and they were providing money for that service. And that was it.

That didn’t mean you could turn your brain off, though. It was hard to forget about such a toe-curling experience, even when you were in Jimin’s apartment, catching up on some assigned reading. Your hope was that once you had slept with each of them enough—once it was no longer new and you had learned what to expect—you would be broken of your newfound fixation.

Each of them…

Your mind drifted to Namjoon, to Taehyung. What would that be like? you wondered. You’d be lying if you said you hadn’t thought about what sex with Taehyung would be like before, but that had been more due to morbid curiosity than anything else. Tae was such a spontaneous person, a little off-the-wall. What did he like? And his brother Namjoon?

“Hello?”

You jumped, knocked out of your spiraling thoughts a second time as Jimin gave you a weird look.

“Earth to _____!” He waved his hand in front of your face, eyebrows furrowing in concern. “Are you sure you’re okay?”

“I’m fine. I’m fine!” you assured him, flustered and embarrassed, reaching for your backpack and starting to collect your materials. “Just a space cadet today, apparently. So I think I should just call it for tonight.”

“We could just take a break,” he offered, a hand resting on your wrist to pause your hurried exit. “I was gonna order us a pizza anyway.”

You hesitated, fingers curling around your phone as you thought. That did sound good. It was almost dinner time, and maybe you would be able to concentrate better with a little food in your stomach—you had been over Jimin’s for a couple hours already, and you had accomplished absolutely nothing. The hopeful look in his eyes was what swayed you, starting to lower back into your seat. Your phone buzzed, and you looked down at the notification on your screen distractedly.

Unknown [5:30] Hey, _____. It’s Namjoon

Every muscle in your body locked up, adrenaline immediately rushing through you.

“I-I’m sorry,” you stuttered, hurriedly zipping up your backpack and slinging it over your shoulder. “I really have to go, Jimin. I forgot that there was this thing I have to do and—”

“_____,” he said simply, interrupting your rambling. Your mouth clanked shut, and he handed you your forgotten notebook with a small smile. “It’s okay. Just means more pizza for me.”

God, what did you do to deserve him? Always so understanding. Always with your best interests at heart. The perfect man, and you were leaving him to go make plans to fuck another.

You swallowed, pushing that thought out of your head before it festered and made everything fall apart. “I’ll text you later, okay?” you said softly.

“Sounds good,” he agreed, his gentle smile crinkling his eyes at the corners. Fuck. “Here, let me walk you out.”

And he did, all the way to the bus stop.

You spent the short bus ride home debating whether you should unlock your phone. You were dying to know what Namjoon had to say, but you also felt extremely paranoid, as if everyone else on the bus would know immediately that you were partaking in illegal, salacious activity if you so much as checked your messages. So you sat there, antsily drumming your fingers against your thigh until it was finally your stop and you were able to hurry down the steps and the couple blocks to your apartment building. As soon as you were safely in your apartment, door locked, your backpack was tossed uncaringly to the side and your fingers were already unlocking your phone.

Unknown [5:30] Hey, _____. It’s Namjoon

Unknown [5:30] I hope you had a good week. I was wondering if you would happen to be free tomorrow afternoon? If not, I totally get it, I know this is a bit last minute

You were planning on doing a bit of grocery shopping then, but that could be done later in the week, if necessary. You sent back a quick reply.

[6:07] Hi! Yes, I can be free tomorrow—where did you want to meet?

When you showed up to the park the next day, you almost didn’t recognize Kim Namjoon, even though he was waiting for you exactly where he told you he would be. The tall man next to the fountain was wearing a beanie over his light hair, an oversized tshirt, and khaki shorts. Nothing at all like the sharply-dressed man you had met previously—did Kim Namjoon even own a pair of shorts?

Apparently so, because when the man by the fountain turned at your approach, he revealed himself to be your date. He wasn’t wearing glasses this time, giving you a clear view of his kind eyes.

“Hey,” he greeted, cheeks dimpling as he smiled at you. Yup. Definitely him. “Thanks for meeting me.”

“Of course,” you answered, giving him a small smile in return. Trying not to let your nervousness show. “Did you think I wouldn’t? We kinda...you know.”

“Ah, well.” Namjoon rubbed the back of his neck at your indirect mentioning of the contract, eyes skirting away in embarrassment. He let out an awkward chuckle. “I just wasn’t sure if you would be free today, is all.”

Interesting—it appeared you were not the only one nervous today. 

Despite your Seokjin encounter going well, his brothers were completely different people, so you were understandably jittery now that you were meeting Namjoon. You had no idea what to expect—or what would he expected of you—so you were back at square one, wondering why he had invited you to the city park. 

Oh god, was he an exhibitionist? Was that on that long list Tae had given you and you had missed it?

Despite your spiraling thoughts, noticing the way Namjoon was shuffling a bit from foot to foot was certainly making you a bit more at ease. You were both nervous, so maybe this wouldn’t be too mortifying. You could fumble your way through it together.

“So.” You swallowed. “What’s the game plan?”

“Do you like ice cream?” Namjoon asked a bit hesitantly. “I thought we could get some ice cream.”

What.

“Yeah,” you replied, just as hesitant. “Yeah, I love ice cream.”

The blond man smiled again, visibly relieved. “That’s great! There’s this cart around the corner that I like going to whenever I can. Not many people know about it.”

“Really?” you asked, falling in step with him as he started to lead you away.

He looked down at you slyly. “People don’t expect great ice cream from a cart vendor in the park—they expect it from that fancy place downtown. They’ll buy it if they happen to already be in the park, but they won’t come to the park specifically for ice cream.”

You raised an eyebrow. “But you do?”

He was rubbing the back of his neck again. “Sometimes,” he replied with a shrug. “I actually come here a lot—it helps me clear my head after a rough day. I bought the ice cream once and haven’t looked back.  Sometimes I come here just for that, but usually I’ll sit down and enjoy it.”

“A hidden gem,” you teased.

“It is,” he insisted. “There’s hardly ever a line, it’s cheap, and it’s much better than that fancy nonsense down the street. I don’t tell just anybody about this place, you know. People always figure out how to ruin a good thing.”

“Really,” you laughed, amused that he seemed so passionate about the injustice of overpriced ice cream. As a man who could probably buy the bougie ice cream shop fifty times over, you found it endearing that he still seemed to understand the relative worth of things. “Well, thank you so much for considering me worthy enough to share this gem with. I promise I won’t tell anyone.”

His lips twitched, amused. “I’m gonna hold you to that.”

The ice cream cart was just that—a cart, manned by an older woman whose eyes lit up in recognition when the two of you approached.

“Ah, my favorite customer! How are you doing today, Namjoon?”

“I’m doing okay, Rosa. How are you?”

“Can’t complain.” Her eyes settled on you, drifting back to Namjoon slyly. “I see you brought your girlfriend today!”

The two of you froze, looking at each other.

You truly weren’t sure what to do—did he want you to confirm it? Or was it better to deny it? What exactly were you supposed to be to the Kims on paper?

In the end, Namjoon gave an embarrassed chuckle that Rosa seemed to accept, smirking to herself as she flipped open the freezer door and grabbed her scooper. “The usual?” she asked, choosing not embarrass you further.

Namjoon cleared his throat. “For me, definitely. _____, please get whatever you want.”

“What’s the usual?” you asked curiously, watching her scoop creamy ice cream with dark purple streaks into a cup.

“Brambleberry crunch,” he informed you.

You leaned closer to him, hoping not to catch Rosa’s attention, and Namjoon instinctively leaned down to hear you. “What’s a brambleberry?” you whispered out the side of your mouth.

“I have no idea,” he whispered back. “But it’s good.”

“Then I’ll try that too.”

He was right—it was delicious, some of the best ice cream you had had in your life, and Namjoon’s cheeks dimpled again when you told him so. After he paid, the two of you bid Rosa goodbye and continued your walk down the path, no particular destination in mind.

“You weren’t kidding about being a frequent customer,” you prompted, dipping your spoon back into your cup. “She seemed to know you pretty well.”

“She knows Namjoon the Frequent Customer,” he corrected you. “I don’t think she really knows who I am. Most people don’t.”

“Oh…”

The blond man let out a bark of laughter at the expression on your face. “Why do you look so sad?”

You didn’t know exactly. The idea of no one truly knowing him struck something inside you, as unbothered as he seemed to be by the statement. Hopefully he could at least find that complete acceptance with his family. With his brothers.

Maybe…maybe he could find it with you.

“Hey.” Namjoon gently tapped his elbow against your side, dragging you out of your thoughts. “I promise it doesn’t bother me. I find it freeing, honestly. I’m just enjoying it while it lasts.”

You took another bite of ice cream, brow furrowed. “What do you mean?”

“This time next year I won’t be able to be as incognito,” he replied matter-of-factly. “Kim Jihyun’s sons becoming the new CEO and CFO is going to cause a lot of press, at least at first.”

“CFO?” you repeated, surprised. Well, surprised was the wrong word, because you had known from the moment you met him that Namjoon was very intelligent. You had no doubt that he could excel at the role—you just hadn’t gotten the sense that he would want to take on such a crucial position at Kim Industries.

No one really knew him, indeed.

“Jin-hyung is taking over our father’s company, but I’m going to be right beside him. It won’t be long before everyone knows my face and starts treating me differently. And honestly, whether different is better or worse, it doesn’t matter.” He shrugged nonchalantly. “I’m going to miss neutral.”

You were making a sad face again. You could tell, because Namjoon kept shooting you reassuring smiles in between his awkward bites of ice cream, unsure of what to say after that. You had to pull yourself together—Seokjin had already told you not to pity him, and clearly Namjoon felt the same way.

Still, if Namjoon wanted neutral…

Whatever that meant, you were going to do your best to give him that.

The two of you slowly meandered down paths, eating your ice cream and chatting about why you wanted to get into law, the type of music you both liked, and if geese were truly vindictive creatures or simply nature’s assholes.

You talked until the sun neared the horizon, and Namjoon, flustered that he had taken so much of your time, thanked you for your company and paid for your cab home.

Taehyung [11:36] Hey, wya

You frowned at the message, wondering why it mattered. Taehyung rarely texted you directly, instead mostly reaching you through Jimin.

There was only one thing this could be about.

Woo, boy.

[11:47] At the courthouse—we just broke for lunch

[11:47] Why?

Taehyung [11:48] Can I meet you?

One after the other—it was as if the other two had just been waiting for Seokjin to break the ice, your phone now destined to blow up with never-ending booty calls. You had agreed to it, but it didn’t make the experience any less bizarre.

Still, Taehyung’s timing was shitty.

[11:48] Tae, can we reschedule? I have less than an hour before I need to be back

Taehyung [11:48] Don’t worry, I’ll be quick! I’ll even buy your lunch 👀👀

Taehyung [11:49] Wanna meet at that deli on Third?

[11:49] ...if you’re quick

Tae was already sitting at one of the corner tables when you arrived, menu in hand as he perused his options through his giant sunglasses. Today was apparently one of the days he felt like putting effort into his appearance—the almost-certainly expensive sunglasses paired with a white tshirt and a jean jacket that matched the dark denim of his pants. Jean on jean...of course he fucking would, and of course he could pull the look off. Meanwhile, you know you looked like a flustered mess, wisps of hair escaping your previously-tidy bun, disturbed in your haste to make it to the restaurant in your sensible heels.

But Taehyung always looked better than you no matter what you wore, so honestly? What else was new.

He seemed to hear you approach, turning to look at you when you were a few feet from his table.

“Hey,” you greeted, slightly out of breath. 

He took a few moments too long to answer you, staring at you from behind his dark lenses, and it made you scoff defensively as you sat across from him. “I know I’m kind of a mess, okay? I’ve had a really busy day.” The brisk walk over in your nylons was even making your legs start to sweat a little. Gross. “Now what did you need to talk to me about?”

Taehyung cleared his throat. “I think we should order first.”

You looked at him suspiciously, but picked up your menu and glanced it over anyway. Was he trying to make sure you wouldn’t be able to get up and leave? What the fuck did he have to say?

The waitress came over before you had enough time to go over all the lunch options, but it didn’t matter much. You were on a time crunch and so hungry you could have eaten anything at that point, so you quickly ordered one of the popular sandwiches and fixed your companion with a wary stare.

Tae ignored you, taking his time. “I’ll have the same,” he told the waitress with a smile. “But could I have chips instead of fries?”

“Of course,” she replied, batting her eyelashes.

You raised an eyebrow at her as she wrote his order down and walked away, swaying her hips as she went. Wow, sis was bold bold—she was really just gonna flirt right in front of you! You and Tae weren’t dating, but she didn’t know that. The audacity.

“Okay, we ordered,” you pointed out to your friend, tapping your fingers on the tabletop. “That’s enough stalling. What’s up?”

Taehyung casually took off his sunglasses, setting them beside his water. “Straight to the point, huh?”

“I have to be back in less than an hour,” you reminded him with a shrug. “Your time is slipping away, buddy. So go ahead and hit me.”

He sucked on his teeth, eyes drifting towards the ceiling as he gathered his thoughts. “Now that we’re going to be seeing more of each other, I feel like you should know that my tastes are a bit…unorthodox,” he admitted finally, voice lowered to thwart any nosy eavesdroppers. “Normally, I would try to ease you into it, but since we have an arrangement…”

So your gut was right—this was about…that.

“Oh no, you’re absolutely right, give it to me straight. You’re paying for it,” you replied, letting out a breath and mentally steeling yourself for this conversation. This conversation you were about to have with your friend who you agreed to have sex with. Your eyes narrowed suspiciously. “But what the fuck does unorthodox mean? You’re not into…pet play or something, are you?”

“What? No—”

“Because I know I didn’t mark that one as a hard no, but I’m not wearing any fucking collars.” You paused in thought. “I mean, we can try you wearing the collar, if you want—”

“I’m not into that,” Tae interrupted you, though now you could see clear interest brewing in his dark irises. “You know what…actually, let’s shelve that conversation for another time. What I’m trying to say is…I may…possibly…have an interest in…feet.”

The two of you stared at each other in silence, his declaration marinating between you as he waited for your reaction.

“…I honestly don’t know what that means,” you admitted, finally breaking the quiet. Brain trying to compute how you would fit in to that. “Can you elaborate a little bit? Does that mean you want, like, pictures or something? To be honest, I probably would have given those to you for free. I would have roasted the hell out of you for being weird, but I probably would have given them to you.”

“Weird?” Taehyung pouted. “Are you kink shaming me?”

You held up your hands placatingly. “Not at all—no judgment from me! I’m just saying it’s becoming clear how ol’ girl was able to blackmail you. I’m just saying.”

“So it doesn’t bother you,” he pressed, leaning over the table. Closer to you.

You thought about it. “In general, no, I don’t think so? Do you really want pics?”

His lips curved into a slow smile. “Would you really do that?”

“Sure,” you shrugged. This was certainly a kink you had never run across before, but you weren’t put off by it. If all he needed was you to wiggle your toes a little, that was fine with you.

The waitress came back with your drinks, still subtly trying to get Tae’s attention. But his eyes stayed solidly on you, even as he gave her absent thanks, so she quickly left again. You held his stare, watched it simmer.

“Would you be willing to step on me?” he asked casually. Caution thrown to the wind now that he knew he wasn’t going to scare you away.

Something hot and and unexpected flashed through you. “Again.” You swallowed. “I would have done that for free.”

Taehyung’s lips parted at that, tongue poking out and giving them a distracted swipe. You finally yielded, looking away and turning your attention towards your drink.

“So,” you continued, twirling your straw as you thought. Ignoring the way your skin was starting to tingle from the weight of his stare. “I guess this means I should get a pedicure.”

“Really?” He lit up like a Christmas tree, smiling with all his teeth. “You’d do that?”

“Of course I would.” You couldn’t help but smile back. “I love pedicures. I’ve just been too busy and too poor.”

At that, Tae shifted in his seat, pulling his wallet out of his back pocket. “Here,” he said simply, your eyebrows raising as he handed you a few bills.

“Tae, pedicures don’t cost this much.”

He shrugged, ignoring your attempts to give some back.

Well, looked like you were getting your hands done too. The fact that someone actually wanted to pay you to get your feet done was wild. “What color do you want?” you asked.

He swallowed, eyes wide and deceptively innocent. You were starting to know better. “I can choose?”

Your lips twitched. “Of course you can. You’re paying for it.”

“Um.” He licked his lips again, drawing your unwilling eyes. “Let’s do red.”

“Red it is.”

Your food came not too long after that, and the two of you ate in a weird, charged silence. Every time you chanced a glance at him, Taehyung was already looking back at you, his smile widening cheekily when you locked eyes. You could barely taste your long-awaited sandwich, mind too busy spinning about this new information.

You couldn’t help breaking the quiet a few bites later. “Is that all?”

“Is what all?” Tae countered, popping a few chips into his mouth.

“The foot thing. Is that all you wanted to warn me about?”

“Huh. I’ve never gotten that reaction before,” he laughed. “I would argue that that’s a pretty big thing.”

“Eh.” Certainly not anything that you had run into before, but it didn’t seem too bad.

“Do you want there to be more?”

“Nobody said to add shit to the list, Taehyung. I was just asking!”

Taehyung teased you through the rest of your lunch, his lighthearted approach to the situation helping you to be lighthearted too. To not think too hard over what you had just agreed to.

But you were still you—you may not have thought too hard then, may have finished the rest of your food and booked it to make it to court on time, may have forgotten about it for the rest of the day. But once you were back home, after you had finished your reading for the night and turned out the lights to go to bed, you found yourself staring into the darkness of your room, your brain chanting feet feet FEET.

It was what made you reach for your phone, what made you start searching foot fetish in an incognito tab (because nobody needed to know about that but you and your FBI guy).

It’s what made you slowly fall down the foot fetish rabbithole, fascinated by what you found. By foot fetishes apparently being one of the most common fetishes, particularly among heterosexual men. By the exact cause being unknown, but some neuroscientists speculating that since the area that controls the genitals and the area that controls the feet are next to each other on the brain, it is due to a few wires getting crossed. That it could entail an interest in foot shape, the arch, the smell, the kissing, tickling, biting. High heels, hosiery.

Half an hour later, you were still wide awake, no less intrigued. Which of these buckets did Taehyung fall into, you wondered? It was entirely possible that he simply would enjoy it if you kept your toes looking pretty. Though he had already told you he wanted you to step on him…

The boundaries of his request were still up in the air, and likely would only be revealed by trial and error.

Which was exactly your thinking when Jimin invited you out to dinner the next night. “Jungkookie’s treating,” he informed you through the phone. “That never happens. We gotta take advantage of it.”

Assuming that this once-in-a-lifetime event would also bring Taehyung out of the woodwork, you couldn’t help but try to test some of your theories. Without giving it too much thought, you skipped your usual casual attire of jeans and slipped on a skirt instead, solely to justify shimmying into a nice pair of fishnets.

They were completely modest—the patterned lattice tight and designed more so to resemble the shape of an elegant light fixture than the suggestive larger gaps preferred by showgirls or strippers. These were tights you often wore beneath long sweaters to business casual events, the holes in them barely big enough to fit a pinky through. They felt like the perfect tool to satiate your curiosity, so you paired them with some casual, knee-high boots and left for the restaurant.

Your hunch had been right. Jimin and Jungkook were already at the table when you arrived, but so was Taehyung. And this time, there was no doubt about it—he was definitely staring at you. Expression completely unreadable, but not bothering to hide the way his eyes lingered on your legs as you approached.

Huh.

“You made it!” Jimin cheered, patting the chair next to his. You sat in it obediently, avoiding eye contact with Taehyung, who was sitting directly across from you. “I’m gonna order soju, since Jungkookie’s paying. What flavor do you want?”

“You pick,” you replied distractedly. “Jungkook, what’s the occasion?”

The redhead grinned. “One of my clients gave me a stupid amount of money today.”

“Which one?” came Tae’s baritone, making you reflexively look at him. He looked normal again, picking through some of the sides with his chopsticks as he waited for the waiter to bring out the meat. Your tights had definitely caught his attention, but maybe they weren’t enough to keep it? Maybe he was the type who would need more.

“Catherine.”

“That rich old white lady who comes on to you during every session because she blatantly wants to bang you?” Jimin snickered.

You purposely shifted, the tip of your boot ghosting against Taehyung’s leg. The movement—the contact—slight enough that it could be entirely on accident.

But you both knew it wasn’t, and you carefully watched Taehyung freeze in your peripheral, though your eyes determinedly stayed on Jungkook and his inflated ego.

“She’s only in her fifties. And maybe Kitty has good taste,” Jungkook preened.

Jimin just about fell out of his chair laughing. “Oh, so she’s Kitty now?”

You shifted again, your boot tapping just a little higher up Tae’s shin. He was flat out staring you down at this point, but you still refused to acknowledge him.

“She asked me to call her that when she gave me the tip that you’re about to use to stuff your face with, so yeah, she’s Kitty now. Thank you, Kitty—see you soon! Same time next week.”

“Fair,” Jimin acquiesced easily. “I didn’t expect you to become a sugar baby, but this is honestly on brand.”

Jungkook shrugged good-naturedly, unbothered by the term, but you felt like you had been doused with a bucket of cold water, shocked back to reality. A reality where you were pretending not to play footsie with a man who was by all definitions your sugar daddy in the middle of a nice Korean restaurant.

The waiter returned with the meat, and Jimin cooked yours for you, and Jungkook made sure your shot glass stayed full, and Taehyung gave you long, pointed looks that you pretended you didn’t see.

The dinner went by pretty uneventfully, the end result of a table covered in dirtied plates and empty bottles a testament to your delicious meal.

“It’s late—let me walk you home,” Jimin told you, standing to shrug on his coat.

You shook your head. “Jimin, my place is out of your way. No need for you to backtrack—it’s just a few blocks.”

His eyes softened. “_____, you know I like to make sure you make it home safely—”

“I’ll do it,” Taehyung cut in easily, making both of you turn to him in surprise. He shrugged nonchalantly, but you were immediately on guard. “It’s on my way, anyway.”

“Tae, you don’t have to do that—”

“Can you just humor me?” Jimin sighed, exasperated. “I know it’s just a few blocks, but it’ll make me feel better. And Tae says he already has to go that way.”

You looked at Taehyung, meeting his gaze properly for the first time that night. You cleared your throat. “Okay.”

Jimin’s pleased smile turned his eyes into crescents. He gave your waist a relieved squeeze, and you had to stop yourself from leaning into it. “Thank you.”

Jungkook’s sudden interruption was pointed and loud. “So nobody cares if I get home safely, huh.”

“No,” Tae replied flatly.

“I’m sure Kitty cares,” Jimin snickered. “Maybe you should give her a call.”

“Well fuck you guys too then!”

After exiting the restaurant and saying your goodbyes, the four of you went your separate ways, Jimin and Jungkook in one direction, you and Tae another. Taehyung was quiet as he walked beside you, your frequent glances his way only resulting in his relaxed profile, his silver hair glowing under the streetlamps. There was palpable tension between you, but he was almost making you believe it was one-sided with how unbothered he was acting.

You couldn’t let it go—you had to know. “What are you doing, exactly?”

He looked down at you, nonchalantly meeting your eyes. “I’m walking you home.”

“And?” you pressed suspiciously.

“And then I’m putting you to sleep.”

You mentally froze. “What?”

“Fucking the shit outta you,” he clarified helpfully.

Holy shit. Holy shit, you just clenched.

You weren’t sure what you were expecting, but that definitely wasn’t it, your foot distractedly stumbling over the raised sidewalk. “What?”

“What, were you doing all that just for kicks?” An eyebrow raised challengingly. “You thought you could be a tease without consequence? That you could rile me up and nothing would come of it?”

“I just…I was just doing an experiment,” you finished lamely. “I just wanted to see if it would work…”

“Oh, it worked,” he hummed. Pupils so dilated at this point that it was hard to distinguish them from his irises in the darkness. “It worked so well that unless you really don’t want to, I’m about to walk you upstairs, hang up my jacket, and then fuck you until you can’t see straight.”

“I—” You blinked rapidly, not really sure what to say to that. He had paid you, and you had gotten him worked up on purpose, and this was the next logical step.

Taehyung struggled to read your silence. “No?” he hedged.

You let out a shuddery breath. “…Yes.”

He smiled then, and from the way it brightened his whole face, it was almost easy to forget why. “Good.”

You hadn’t been lying to Jimin—your place truly was only a few blocks away from the restaurant, so your nighttime stroll with Tae didn’t last very long. He followed you into your apartment building, up the two flights of stairs, and waited patiently as you nervously dug your keys out of your purse and unlocked the door. He didn’t say anything until you both were inside and you made to take off your boots.

“Wait.”

You paused, already bent over. Looking up at him in confusion.

“Can I.” He visibly swallowed. “Can I do that?”

It took you a moment to understand what he meant, but when you realized he wanted to take your boots off, you gave him a shy nod. “Of course.”

“Where’s your bed?”

“This—this way.”

Tae was polite enough to slip off his own shoes, but he took clear delight in seeing you walk around in yours, fingers dancing restlessly at his sides as he followed you to your bedroom. Both of you antsy at the thought of what was to come.

After tossing your purse out of the way, you obediently sat on the edge of your bed, waiting for his next move. What you weren’t expecting was for Taehyung to fall to his knees in front of you, hands rubbing up the leather of your boots. The breath caught in your throat when he broached the edge, warm fingers making contact with the covered skin above your knee, but just as quickly he was backtracking and slowly pulling one of the zippers down.

He seemed to delight in this striptease of his own making, breath hollowing as more and more of your leg was revealed to him, swathed in your decorative tights. Taehyung pulled the boot off your heel, casting it to the side and out of his way, before leaning in closer, giving your foot a proper sniff and causing a small gasp to escape your lips.

At the sound, Tae looked up at you through his long lashes. You watched with morbid fascination as he nosed along your insole, tongue poking out wetly to trail along the material. “Is this okay, baby?” he asked to make sure.

You nodded immediately, eyes wide. The pet name caught you completely off guard—this was uncharted territory, one you had never thought you’d be entering with your quirky friend. It wasn’t bad necessarily…you just hadn’t been expecting it, though you obviously should have, given all of the decisions you had made tonight that would inevitably lead to this moment.

Taehyung slowly licked up your arch, taking time to worship your confined toes while you tried not to move, ticklish. After a few moments of this, he moved to free your other foot from its shoe, giving that one just as much attention. His mouth was hot on your skin through the gaps of your tights, breath burning a path that his tongue followed. Without you even noticing, you found yourself leaning into his ministrations, particularly when his teeth snapped at the nylon further up your legs. Without preamble, Tae spread your thighs apart, eagerly crowding his body into the space created and lapping at the inner skin higher up. You whimpered in surprise, and he looked up at you, eyes completely black, carefully watching your expression as he finally latched onto the place that you needed him most.

You let out a shuddery sigh, the feeling of his mouth on you through the barrier of both your tights and underwear simultaneously fan-fucking-tastic and not enough. And Tae clearly felt the same sentiment, because his hands only restlessly gripped your thighs for a few moments before he was leaning away from you and curling a nail into one of the holes of the fishnets—pulling, a loud ripping sound filling your ears as he tore his way through the crotch.

“Taehyung!” you shouted in surprise. “These cost, like, twenty bucks!”

“I’ll buy you new ones,” he huffed, giving another yank for good measure. Satisfied by his progress, he hooked your legs over his shoulders, giving him even closer access to your covered core, laving at your clit through your underwear.

You whimpered, stifled by the hard way you bit your lip in an attempt to muffle noise.

But Tae wasn’t having it. “Let me hear you,” he demanded, his deep voice practically a growl. “I want to hear you.”

Huh—he wanted you to be vocal. Not that you weren’t normally, but you usually tried to keep your volume to a minimum, never hitting pornstar theatrics unless the sex was really good and you simply couldn’t help yourself.

“Let go,” he insisted, rubbing his thumb up your slit through the now-damp fabric. “Come on, baby, let me hear how good I make you feel.”

You usually tried to be quiet. But Taehyung liked you not to be, and he was paying you.

The quiet moan that built in your chest when he wiggled a finger beneath the barrier of your panties was entirely organic, embarrassing you a bit when it slipped out before you could stop it.

“Good,” Taehyung breathed, lightly circling your sensitive nub and delighting in the way you vibrated in response. You felt him attempt to slide a finger into you, but he simply couldn’t do so properly with your underwear on and your tights hindering any effort to move them out of the way.

“Why are you even wearing these?” he mumbled, impatient hands unzipping your skirt, reaching for the elastic of your tights—even dipping below the waistband of your underwear—and giving it all a swift tug.

“Excuse me for not wanting to expose my coochie to the elements,” you huffed, shuffling back on the bed and lifting your hips to help him.

The tights were peeled off one leg at a time, unwrapped like a gift, and Taehyung watched as if he were committing the sight to memory before tossing the now-useless material to the side. He made much quicker work of your panties, treating them like no more than a nuisance as he hastily pulled them down your calves and over your heels. Without preamble, he pushed your knees apart, stare hot and intense as his eyes feasted on your unobstructed sex.

He only admired you for a few moments before crawling onto the bed with you, sliding onto his stomach so his head could fit properly into the apex of your thighs. A dart of his tongue against your netherlips had you unable to control a shiver, but the mischievous glint in his eye when he looked up at you made you wary.

“See I was right,” he said smugly, grinning against you. “Texture. Delicious.”

You froze. “Okay you know what? I think we’re good here.”

He laughed, hands tightening around your thighs and hindering you from scuttling away from him on your elbows. “No, wait, where are you going!”

“Time for a new activity,” you replied, face hot in embarrassment and annoyance.

“No. I like this one.” He licked a slow swipe up your slit, holding eye contact with you the entire time.

“Stop fucking with me then,” you answered breathily, your toes curling involuntarily.

“Why do you think I’m fucking with you?” He nipped at the delicate skin of your inner thigh, and you jolted, surprised. “I wasn’t lying. You do taste delicious.”

“Tae—”

His mouth suctioned around your clit, silencing you and making your back arch off the bed.

You didn’t have much else to say after that, easily turning into putty under his tongue. Taehyung laved at you, large hands holding you still when the mounting pleasure had you attempting to ride his face in order to hurry him along. He was uninterested in giving in to you right away, instead preferring to work you up slowly, to make you burn with want from the inside out until you were dripping, equally wet with your own juices and his saliva.

“Taehyung,” you finally groaned, frustrated beyond belief.

He hummed, the vibrations from the action just enough to make you unthinkingly card a hand through his silvery locks and pull. That made him moan, fingers tracing idle patterns into your skin before he finally relented and pushed one into your sensitive, swollen cunt.

You inhaled sharply, instinctively biting your lip to help swallow your sounds, but Taehyung merely pulled his finger back out and slammed it back in, this time joined with another.

“Ungh—”

“What did I say?” he reminded you, voice thick with lust. “I want to hear you.”

It didn’t matter at that point—with the rapid way he was snapping his wrist, you couldn’t stay quiet even if you wanted to. “Holy shit,” you swore, one hand still grounded in his hair, the other clutching the sheets for support. “Oh my god—”

“That’s it, baby,” he encouraged, raising his voice to be heard over the loud, wet smacking sounds. He curled his fingers within you, leaning forward again to suck on your clit at the same time, and it was too much for your wound up body to take. With a loud whine, you came, eyes squeezing shut and pussy clamping down hard on his digits.

Taehyung didn’t stop, fucking you through your high despite your body’s valiant effort to keep him sucked deep inside. It was only when your bowed hips tiredly sank back into the mattress that he pulled away from you, popping his slick fingers between his wet, swollen lips. He crawled off the bed again, this time so he could start removing his own clothes. His shirt was pulled over his head, messily ruffling his hair into something that would have made him look cute if his eyes hadn’t been so blown out and greedy, not leaving your form for a second.

You knew you couldn’t have looked much better, fucked out and eyeing the honey of his newly-revealed skin. Though you were easily distracted when his hands started to make quick work of the button on his jeans, hurrying the garment over his ass and kicking it off his legs. You let out a long sigh, looking to the ceiling for guidance.

“I feel like I should have been warned before I agreed to this that you’re all fucking huge,” you groused. The fact that you hadn’t even seen what you would be working with, but could still tell from the print in his boxer briefs said a lot.

“Hey, don’t be like that,” Taehyung grinned, giving himself a firm squeeze to take the edge off and winking at you when he caught you watching him do it. “He just wants to say hi.”

“I’m sure he does,” you grumbled, the bed bouncing a bit as he returned, plopping down next to you. An arm winding around your waist killed the next retort on your tongue, and you slowly turned to meet his half-mast eyes.

“Then don’t be rude,” he murmured, gaze hot enough to cause a shiver to race through you as he patted his crotch. “Come say hi.”

A soft exhale left your parted lips. Wordlessly, you did as he asked, maneuvering to hike a leg over him, knees resting on the bed on either side of his waist. Tae didn’t waste any time, large hands pulling down on your hips until you were seated properly on his lap. You yelped, a jolt going through you at the feeling of his dick putting sure pressure against your still-sensitive clit.

The two of you must have looked silly—you, naked from the waist down; him, naked from the waist up—but Taehyung didn’t seem to mind. And you definitely didn’t give a shit when he pulled you forward by the ass, dragging your sticky lips over his clothed cock.

You let out a whimper, looping your arms around his neck for support. Starting to pant when he guided you into a rocking motion over him. A quick look down showed that you were making a mess on him, the black fabric of his underwear smeared in the translucent evidence of your arousal.

“That’s it,” he encouraged with a shaky breath, eyes fluttering shut for a few moments. “Just—just like that.”

You only gave a shaky nod, hips now swiveling of their own accord. Grinding your cunt into him, slow and hard, making both of you shudder. Now that you were doing it on your own, his hands were free to roam, fingers ghosting over your hips, your thighs. Your waist. A brief tease of your nipples. But then a hand was grasping your chin, lifting and forcing you to meet his gaze. Allowing his mouth proper access to yours.

You moaned into the kiss, hips moving faster. “Shit.”

“Feel good, baby?” he asked huskily against your lips.

You keened into his mouth. “So good. So good, so good—”

You were going to cum. Just that quickly, the heat had been reignited, fanning throughout your whole body and making your mouth slack, your eyes flutter.

You were going to cum, and Tae knew it too, hands rushing to stop you. His tight grip hindering you from moving properly.

“God,” he groaned into your neck, fingers digging into your thighs. “You’re so fucking sexy, you know that?”

“Tae,” you whined, attempting to move against him again. You were so close.

He gripped you harder, knuckles white. “I’m gonna explode in my pants like a fucking teenager if you keep doing that,” he warned, voice tight. “Is that what you want?”

“What I want is to cum,” you huffed, leaning forward to press a kiss beneath his jaw, trailing more of them up to his ear. “Wanna cum all over you.”

“Fuck.” You felt his confined cock jump at that, but Taehyung’s whole body was tense beneath your ministrations. He didn’t say anything further as you sucked his earlobe into your mouth, playfully catching the studs there and rolling them against your teeth.

You heard him take a few grounding breaths, still refusing to let you move. And then he was finally letting you go, hands hurriedly pushing your shirt up.

You pulled away from him in surprise, lifting your arms and allowing him to force it over your head. Eyes widening at the blatantly hungry way he was staring at you.

“And what I want,” he said lowly, unhooking your bra too. Tossing it uncaringly to the side. “Is to be inside you. Right now.”

“Then do it,” you begged, letting out a frustrated noise. “Please, baby. Make me cum. Just make me cum—”

He hummed noncommittally, leaning forward to mouth at your breast. Nipping lightly at the skin. “Wanna watch you ride me,” he replied between bites, sliding a hot tongue over one of your pebbled nipples and making you practically shake with want.

You allowed yourself a few more moments to arch into him before you were shuffling off the bed onto shaky legs, hands reaching for the waistband of his underwear. “Then take this off,” you demanded, tugging on the soggy, ruined material until he stood and pushed them down himself. His cock sprung free, smacking against his stomach and already leaking for you. Just as big as you had originally—and nervously—anticipated, but at this point he had gotten you so worked up that you didn’t even care anymore.

Taehyung sat back on the edge of the bed and patted his lap, reminiscent of minutes before. Only this time, there was nothing separating your skin from his. Nothing to get in the way of you and his massive cock, standing at such stiff attention that you wondered if it was painful.

“Come here,” he murmured, hands wrapping around your hips and breaking you of your reverie. You came willingly as he pulled you closer, knees parting to make space for you. He waited, fingers drifting towards the meat of your ass.

But he didn’t have to wait long, your mind already made up. You lifted your knee over him again, maneuvering so you were once again straddling his lap. Your clit bumped against his hot flesh, and you both inhaled sharply.

He was just as big as his brother, but you definitely noticed the pinch more. Yes, you had more control over how fast he entered you, but the position allowed him to hit deeper, the intrusion causing you to suck in a breath through your teeth as you inched your way down.

“Fuck—”

“You can take it,” he murmured, thumbs rubbing circles into your hips encouragingly as you slowly sank him into you. One them dipping inward to circle your clit, massaging you open.

“Fuck fuck fuck,” you chanted under your breath until he was finally fully-seated. You winced, taking a few moments to adjust to the size of him spearing you wide.

“Okay?” Taehyung asked, brows furrowed a bit in concern. His thumbs were still circling soothingly, and when you gave him a nod, he leaned forward and kissed the corner of your mouth. 

You turned your head in answer, licking his lips open and giving an experimental swivel of your pelvis, leaving both of you panting. To say it was a snug fit was an understatement, but you weren’t uncomfortable, exactly—just so, so full. And the fact that moments before you had been on the cusp of orgasm meant that it didn’t take long for your slow roll to morph into something more forceful, body still chasing that feeling, your grip on Tae’s shoulders the leverage you needed to properly fuck yourself open with his cock.

And Taehyung was loving it, letting you use him as you pleased, content to lap at your bouncing tits and oversee how he disappeared into the heat of you. Your growing enthusiasm only fueled his own, and soon he was meeting you thrust for thrust. “There you go,” he hissed, hips snapping up into yours. The frantic sound of skin on skin filled the room as your ass repeatedly slapped against his thighs. “Taking it like a fucking champ.”

You whimpered in response, the pleasure nearly overwhelming and snaking throughout your whole body. You were starting to tire, your thighs starting to burn, but your primal need for release overrode all of that.

“So—tight—” Tae pushed through his grit teeth before leaning forward to mouth at your neck. A nip to the skin set your whole body alight.

But you weren’t that far gone. “Taehyung,” you moaned. “No marks.”

He didn’t react to your words, still lapping against your bitten flesh, and so you thought that was the end of it, back to focusing on the way he was filling you so good, stretching you so wide that your toes were starting to curl in pleasure. But then he bit you again, harder this time, the sharp nip pulling a gasp from your lips and more arousal from your core.

You liked it. Liked liked the way he was sucking blooming color into your skin, liked the way he was littering your body with proof that he had been there. Mine, he was telling whoever cared to look, and the primitive part of you liked how he was staking his claim without thought. How the proof of his want for you would linger with you for days. In normal circumstances, you would let him put his mark wherever he wanted.

But these were not normal circumstances. You could not show up to court covered in hickeys.

And you were not his to mark.

“Taehyung,” you tried again, and this time you knew for sure he was ignoring you as he continued to suck on your neck. So, on instinct, you pushed his head away from you.

You weren’t really sure where the idea came from—you honestly hadn’t thought twice. You had only intended to keep his mouth busy so he would stop, and the closest thing to you just so happened to be your discarded tights. So you grabbed them. “I said,” you huffed, balling up the tights and stuffing them into his still-slack mouth, “no marks.”

The effect was as immediate as flipping a switch. Taehyung turned feral, moaning around the material, hips smashing into you with such vigor that you let out a surprised yelp that quickly morphed into a string of your own unfiltered moans. Making you babble nonsense as he pounded your g-spot again and again.

“Fuck! Oh god, oh GOD, oh baby, fucking me so good, so fucking good—”

He whimpered around his gag, completely gone at this point. Grabbing you securely by the ass so he could stand, turn, and toss you onto the bed. You squeaked as you bounced, your back hitting the sheets, but he was back on you quicker than you could miss him, crowding into your space. Hooking one of your legs into the crook of his elbow and thrusting back into you in one fluid motion. The position wasn’t as deep as before, but Taehyung had more leverage this way, and he used it to his advantage, fucking you hard into the mattress.

You felt it again, that growing, all-consuming burn. You were right there—so close to teetering over that final edge that you were rapidly descending into mania, a hand reaching down to mindlessly circle your clit with abandon. Taehyung growled at the sight, bucking into you at an even more punishing pace to help you along. And it only took a few moments for you to convulse around him, shuddering and moaning as sparks danced behind your eyelids.

Tae moaned with you, halting his rutting in favor of staying deep inside, circling his hips in a way that ground his pelvis against your clit and let the tip of his cock scrape against your rough patch of nerves. You clung to him, shaking and incoherent, and he didn’t stop, helping you ride the wave until it calmed, leaving you twitching.

Suddenly, Taehyung pulled out of you. It took you a few moments to register what was going on, still dazed, but when your eyes were finally able to focus, you saw him, leaning over you and frantically pumping himself.

His gaze kept darting up to your face, but for the most part, his attention lay elsewhere, and you gasped when you realized exactly where. Taehyung fixated on your feet, tongue poking out a bit in concentration as the slick, rapid movement of his hand produced a wet squelch that easily overtook the room.

Fascinated, you gave your newly-painted toes a slow, experimental wiggle. And he exploded, hot cum shooting over your right foot in long ropes, his cursing intelligible through the nylons. You watched it all happen in amazement, breath racing through parted lips.

Taehyung slumped forward a bit, panting through his nose as he tried to regain his bearings. Slowly, he reached up and pulled the now-soggy stockings out of his mouth, and that was when he seemed to realize what he had done. “I’m sorry,” he croaked, breathing ragged but eyes sincere. “I didn’t mean to do that.”

But you weren’t really paying him much attention, focus on the way your prettily-painted toes glistened under the low light, covered in his mess. Your cunt pulsed.

“It was a habit, but I should have asked you first—”

His words ended in a sharp intake of breath, eyes wide in shock when your foot slowly ghosted along his cock, wet with remnants of you and still partially hard. Smearing through your mixed releases, your big toe tracing his leaking head and earning a loud whine.

He was clearly overstimulated, but even knowing that, you didn’t stop, a thrill going through you at the needy, desperate sounds you were pulling from his throat.

And despite how oversensitive Tae was, still he didn’t ask you to stop. Didn’t move away from you.

So you took it further, pushing against his bulbous head until it slid through the gap next to your big toe. His shaft was too thick to fit completely so you didn’t try to, a light squeezing of your toes around his tip making his breathing stutter.

“AH! Fuckkkkk—”

“Who told you you could cum on me?” you asked mildly over his yelling, your other foot lifting to tease his balls. “That was very rude. Rude and dirty. Such a dirty boy.”

“_____,” he groaned, dragging your name out several extra syllables as his eyes started to roll back. Hips sporadically jutting forward to get more of the torturous stimulation.

“You like this, don’t you, baby?” you cooed, delighting in the way his body was starting to vibrate. Unlike his borderline-violent first orgasm, cum oozed from his slit this time. Definitely a smaller amount than before, but it was no less satisfying when the hot liquid dribbled down your flesh, lighting you ablaze.

Also unlike the first time, though, Taehyung pushed you away from his sensitive member when he tried to catch his breath. But instead of taking the hint and retreating completely, you simply leaned back and tapped one of your sticky feet against the side of his face, visibly smearing it in cum.

“You’re not finished,” you murmured. “Clean up your mess.”

Taehyung looked at you from beneath his sweaty bangs, breathing still uneven as he tried to come down from his high. A purposeful glint in his dark eyes. Without a word, he turned his head and sucked your first two toes into his mouth, eyes never leaving yours as his hot tongue swirled around the digits.

He licked you clean of his orgasm, gentle tongue even roaming between your toes, and you grinned in response, tired and satisfied.

Tae was tired too, collapsing dramatically onto your mattress when he was done. He turned to you expectantly, holding his arms out to you in offering, and after a moment of contemplation, you accepted, slotting your body into his and sharing his warm, sticky heat.

So he was a cuddler—no surprise there.

“Okay,” he croaked, interrupting the quiet. “I might seriously have to marry you now.”

Don’t listen, you reminded yourself sternly. He’s just saying that. Don’t fall for it. “You really shouldn’t keep saying that,” you replied carefully. “Otherwise, I might start to believe you mean it.”

“Who says I don’t mean it?” he whined. You could feel his pout against your neck. “What are you doing in five years or so?”

“Not marrying a dude who only proposed because I let him suck my toes.”

“I don’t know, that sounds like as good a reason as any.”

“Taehyung, you literally do not love me. It’s kind of a requirement I have when considering marriage proposals.”

“I meannnn…keep doing what you just did, and I’ll definitely learn.”

You burst out laughing at his shamelessness, pushing his face away from you. “Boy, bye.”

He snickered with you, the action ending in a yawn as his settled into the comfort of your sheets. “Let me know if you change your mind.”

“You’ll be the first to know,” you promised, but he was already gone to dreamland, long lashes fanning across his cheekbones, a leg securely over your waist.

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yup. every domain expansion requires hand seals (which is always associated with a figure from buddhist myth) with the exception of dagon that one time bc he got bodied in the subway so he drew one on his belly 💀 so i'll start with gojo, who's mudra is associated with sakra/ also known as Indra (in India). he's the lord of the center, commander of 4 heavenly king and rules (trayatrimsa/ tavatimsa) heaven of 33 devas (deities) but what i'm curious of is whether that gojo who (MIGHT) be based (1)

on sakra residing in that realm build HI arc. i'll quote wiki here : "sakka rules by righteousness, patience towards aggressors, and compassionate treatment of wrongdoers. sakka and the devas honor sages and holy men. he earned his place as ruler of the devas by fulfilling 7 vows which embody the standards of the virtuous householders while he was still a human being. the buddha holds up sakka's patience and forgiveness as a model for the bhikkhus."  i won't be going to all the details (2)

just the one related to gojo so pls bear with me here 😔 so the realms of existence is divided into 3 distinct "worlds" (loka) which are : a) the immaterial world (arupa loka), b) the fine material world (rupa loka), c) the sensuous world (kama loka). kama loka consists of 11 realms in which experience (pleasureable/ sth along the line like happy and not) is dominated by the 5 senses. 7 of these realms are favorable destinations (including human realm & several realms where the devas reside) (3)

and and tavatimsa is included in the happy destination (sugati) and is one of the deva domains, domains of bliss. BUT the disadvantage of this domain is that things are so very comfortable there, that who reside in those realms completely neglect to work towards enlightenment/ nirvana. instead they gradually use up the good karma they had accumulated (in their present lifetimes and their previous one) and so they eventually fall to a lower birth this reminds me a lot of gojo who's lineage (4)

and birth hold more privilege than the rest of the characters since he also hold the title of "the strongest", inherited his clan technique in first of 100 years and "he eventually fall to a lower birth", he reached enlightenment in his fight with toji and figure out reverse curse energy in his death door but eventually fell to lower birth like slowly waking up from a sleep first through riko's death and a bitch slap from geto's defection until he's all for fuck the higher ups 🤩🤪🤞(end)

JAJSKAKAKA IM SORRY FOR RAMBLING AGAIN IN UR INBOX - 🐱

DON’T APOLOGIZE I LOVE IT

i think the fact that a lot if not all the main characters are associated with buddhist imagery and gods is soo fascinating! especially since gojo is so heavily inundated with all this godly imagery PLUS THE HAND GESTURES!! I had no idea that domain expansions were also associated with hand seals (I read a little bit about The Kuji-in (九字印), or the "Nine Hand Seals” and Mudra on wikipedia because of you) so I’m learning a lot about what the different motions mean!! Now I’m also guessing that the hand seals in naruto are also probably based on Mudra?

Also I think you explained gojo’s symbolic prevalence really well!! Gojo’s character arc (at least what we’ve been given of it so far) seems to follow what you laid out. The reason why i love the HI arc so much is because of Gojo’s “fall from grace” or how he went from believing himself to be unbeatable to his inevitable “defeat” (before his ‘enlightenment’ ofc, but the fact that this enlightenment came to him while he was dying/on the verge of death is very symbolic, possibly of “rebirth”?) especially since gojo’s entire outlook/beliefs on life changed as a result of amanai’s death and then geto defecting!!

[inaflashimagine]

nooooooooo.... clearly we talked too much abt mahito, he curses everything he touches ☠️

ty!! congrats on finishing yours as well!

THE KFC REFERENCE IM DEAD since they’re purebloods, i bet they’re both convinced kfc is the pinnacle of muggle cuisine aslcjfjsmdksn and poor nanami walks by at the worst possible moment bc then they try to get him to settle their debate bc he’s muggleborn so he MUST know that gojo/geto (depending on who’s speaking) is wrong 😤 meanwhile, nanami is dying as he would never set foot in a kfc and how DARE THEY

gojo: ANYWAY nanami, i was just telling suguru here that the best menu option is—

geto, who probably exclusively orders off of the secret menu bc it’s Cool: their poutine obviously

gojo: THEIR CHOCOLATE CHIP CAKE

nanami:

nanami: neither of those have chicken in it

gojo: lol who goes to kfc for their chicken

geto: what he said

geto: you sure you’re a foodie? i can’t believe you don’t know this

gojo: bet he’s not even muggleborn lmao

gojo: fake muggle who’s never been to kfc LOL

sources today say that that was how geto and gojo became the new slytherin and gryffindor house ghosts 😔

i honestly saw him as slytherin too! mahito being there is part of it, but i think while he could feasibly fit in the other houses just fine, i see junpei as a case of being put into slytherin bc the house has qualities he values. like, i feel like he looks up to ppl who are ambitious (cough cough mahito) bc he’s never been particularly driven and he desperately wants smth to be passionate abt (besides movies) 🤔 also, i think his desire for control over his life seems v slytherin to me 👀 but that’s just my interpretation of his character!

omg that’s so good!! mahito being like ‘ahahahaha oops i forgot my bag in the transfiguration classroom i should go back and get it silly me 🤪’ and junpei like ‘um...... you have your bag right there, mahito-san’ but dude’s not listening, he’s already skipping & humming in the direction where reader and nanami are lmao, probably going extra slow too to see what they do w the extra time jfjdjsjjs he’s just toying w them at this point 😂 BUT GOD I LOVE HOW YOU INCORPORATED THE ROOM OF REQUIREMENT 🥴 the castle rly went, i gotchu fam, since your friends suck at matchmaking 👌👌 i was thinking what excuse/apology reader would make and i think they’d be a combination of relieved, elated, and flustered & YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!! time for a Ravenclaw Brain Fart

reader, blurting out the first thing in their head bc wow they are so close to each other and wtf has nanami always been this broad????: well, we don’t have spacesuits, we’d asphyxiate

reader, as it slowly sinks in that they made a lame joke in front of their crush: ob.....vi..ous....ly....

nanami:

idk he’d either look in the camera the room of requirement has suddenly conjured for this moment or he’d be secretly amused

mahito as the tonks of the jjk cast, except he’s just super obnoxious abt his transformations and the stuff he turns into are only entertaining to him lmaooooo

i originally had a higher percentage but i didn’t want to curse our fellow future ravenclaws a life of Pain and Disappointment (yes, the disappointment will be yourself, sorry guys) 🤧 YES I AGREE!! 💙🤍 blue is my fav color, so i’m v happy with their color scheme! ☺️

i mean, if jjk managed to sneak one in, we can do it for the hp au too 😤 minus the tragedy ofc, but you never know, mahito might show up with a speedo ☠️ also, nanami wants to retire by the beach so yknow, we gotta Do It For Him it’s what he deserves!!!!!

damn, gojo going for the jugular 😂😂 but oh god, nanami thinking about it later, the way a curious (totally just a) friend would be, and the only guy he can think of is mahito LMFAO. normally he wouldn’t make a guess so far off like that, but he’s spending a lot of time with yuji and during their breaks, he’s always talking abt the latest manga he’s reading and how the tsundere (whatever that is) heroine should just admit that she doesn’t actually hate the male protagonist, but actually loves him and—

well.

mahito’s the only guy reader rly talks about so... (nanami pls suspect literally anyone else—haibara, gojo, EVEN SHOKO—you’re gonna embarrass yourself my guy)

HAIBARA KDDJJSAKSK

worst part is he was trying to look for nanami and reader (separately) to force them to dance together but in the end, he just ended up interrupting 😭

i thought the same! ever since you’ve been leaning toward hufflepuff!nanami, i was thinking the whole head boy + head girl situation would be a good substitute! 👍 oh and slightly off topic.... i know we have the kyoto students also in hogwarts, but todo would fit right in w durmstrang wouldn’t he 😂

oh you already know, nanami would be the guy who’d side eye snape apologists (sorry snape fans) LOL in the jjk canon, i can see him reading it growing up since the books came out during his childhood and just absolutely loathing snape 😂 he’s like 17, at jujutsu tech, haibara’s..... y’know, and he finishes the last book like ‘they expect me to excuse his mistreatment of literal children bc he died in the name of someone he loved??’ make it make sense author-san 🤨 like, i bet he was one of the first ones to realize that jkr wasn’t worth shit too 🤭

oooooo yes 👀 i love that that would open up junpei’s eyes to mahito’s true nature! by that point, he might’ve already bonded a little w yuji and feels betrayed that mahito would do that to someone so nice 🤧 maybe the triwizard tournament arc could be where junpei actually joins the jujutsu tech group, where he belongs 😭

LMFAOOOO why is nanami watching over yuji as he’s bombarded by press reminds me of that lawyer & defendant meme

like i know it should be a touching moment but

interviewer: how do you plead? (to breaking the rules and putting his name in the goblet)

yuji: [looks at nanami]

nanami: [mouths “not guilty”]

yuji: hot milky

gojo would end the tournament in less than 30 seconds 😂 my first thought on a co-champion was yuta but idec anymore, gojo ruining dumbledore’s day by winning the tournament so quickly is so funny to me

bro......... stop touching my ravenclaw heart like this 🤧 since they’re potions seatmates you already know they’d be shit talking snape together alsjdjsjajadh and it’s so sweet to include reader in the roast session even if they couldn’t physically be there 🥺 also, they’re study buddies and he’s familiar w their habits, so his little comments would be strategically placed in certain spots/topics where he knows reader would start losing focus AAAAAAAAA GET YOU A MAN LIKE NANAMI GOD IM SO SOFT FOR HIM

why are we on the same wavelength lmfaoooo i was gonna say nanami would give gojo the stale bread too 😂 and when he takes a bite and nearly loses a tooth gojos like I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!1!1!1!1!! and nanami just deadpans i am the manager. but aw, haibara 🥺 it’s okay, he gets bread too! not as much as reader, but nanami’s a good friend, he wouldn’t do haibara dirty like that 😤 (reader may be book smart but sadly they don’t have v high emotional intelligence 😔)

lfjdjsjshdbsh that’s a huge honor, i would’ve screamed and returned back to it a day later bc id be so frustrated 🙈 in my case, i am staying up later than usual to reply back haha. it’s not as big of a deal as rewriting everything from scratch but while i do value my sleep a lot, this au gives me tons of serotonin as well 😌 and yes, fellow ravenclaw or ravenclaw anon works!! gotta show house pride 🤩

FELLOW RAVENCLAW💙 I'm sorry I'm late in responding, school was kinda hectic these past 2 days so it took me a while but know that this ask made me incredibly happy🥺

LMAOOO did we summon Mahito and his choatic evil energy?? Where's my patronus i know they only protect against dementors but she gotta do a better job of protecting me from Mahito he's just as bad afjdkls

(I'm gonna divide this into sections to make it easier to go through these when I start writing the drabbles hehe)

THE KFC...DATE?

THE KFC CONVERSATION IS SENDING ME. They would think muggle cuisine doesn't get better than KFC oh gosh.

"Neither of those have chicken in it." HAHAHA I don't blame Nanami for making those two the new Slytherin + Gryffindor house ghosts😌

Just for shits and giggles: Nanami is recounting this conversation with reader and reader says, "Wait, that chocolate chip cake and poutine sounds kinda delicious." Nanami, the foodie he is, is highkey judging reader and is questioning his friendship w/reader dfjkalsf.

But when reader visits Nanami during the summer and Nanami shows reader more parts of muggle life, he takes them to KFC on reader's last day (yes, he's willing to step foot in a KFC for reader) and buys them chocolate chip cake and poutine. And he buys chicken for the two of them bc fuck it, they're at a KFC it feels wrong not to get chicken. They actually have a really good time but as soon as reader returns home and talks about the 'KFC event' with Shoko, Shoko's like, "So you finally went on a date with him?" And reader immediately enters an endless spiral wondering if their time at KFC counted as a date or not.

(Years later, if/more like when reader ends up dating Nanami and asks him about this, he would refuse to consider their first date being at KFC pls Gojo and Geto would never let him live that down. Not to mention he thinks reader deserves the best muggle food not an 8 pc family fill up)

OH NANAMI YOU CLUELESS MAN (feat. Junpei and Mahito tidbits)

Oh I almost forgot to answer to the ravenclaw part lolol. LMAO we are our own worst critics but the color scheme is fire (blue is the nicest color among the four houses, no ifs, ands, or buts).

Yesss I totally agree with your interpretation of Junpei's character! I'll definitely make him Slytherin, then!

Mahito wishes he could be as cool as Tonks ajfkldsj. He would transform into the weirdest things. Idek what but they definitely would not be entertaining LOLL

And Mahito skipping and humming while reader is panicking omg YES. What a sadist🤧 he's like, "Might as well give them a ten-second start because they're gonna get caught anyway."

LMAO that castle is the ultimate matchmaker it's absolutely sick of seeing the mutual pining, it's like that "now kith" meme.

Ravenclaw brain fart ajfdklsfjadsfl I've def had my fair share of those. I feel like Nanami would certainly be secretly amused and try to hide a tiny smile as soon as he hears the joke (he's thankful the closet is dark). But when he realizes reader is freaking out even more bc it’s been tensely silent, he tries to make a joke that's just as lame to the point that it's not even a joke and doesn't fully make sense ("We might not have spacesuits but we have magical wands"). That breaks the tension and Nanami realizes how much he likes hearing reader's laughter🥺 (I'm so soft for this man oh my)

YES you just gave me approval for a beach scene so I'm including it. Anything to erase the saddest beach scene that we read in deathly hallows (Dobby's death made me SO sad ugh). Mahito in a speedo would cause so much eye damage LOLL I must include it. (Reader staring at Mahito in disgust and Nanami thinks reader is trying to check him out NOOO Nanamin). But yes, Do It For Him it _is _what he deserves!! 

It’s summer once again (you can see how bad I want summer to come lolol), Gojo is throwing a bonfire party among friends near his family’s summer cottage (idek if this is a concept in HP but whatever jakldfs), and Nanami and reader somehow sneak out from the crowd and walk along the coast to talk about life, school, the future. Aka any excuse to just be alone and talk to one another. Nanami expresses his wish to retire by the beach and reader wishing they could immediately grant that for him. Poor mans just wants a normal life and he can't get it in jjk or hp afjkdlfjsd

hahah Gojo always goes for the jugular it's honestly a surprise reader is still alive by their 7th year. Gojo probably has a bet going on with Mei as to when reader and Nanami will start dating (so many chocolate frogs are riding on this, Satoru has to push those two to admit their feelings for one another before graduation or Mei is suddenly gonna be quite rich LOL)

LMAOOO Nanami would think reader’s crushing on Mahito pls. (Even after learning what reader smelled in Amortentia, Nanami would leap so many hurdles to make those scents connect to Mahito LOL). Probably asks Yuji if he can borrow that manga to analyze the heroine’s actions and confirm his beliefs. 

I wouldn’t be surprised if reader once tried doing that “So I have a friend who likes someone...” convo with Nanami in order to gauge his reaction/see if _he _has anyone he’s crushing on. Nanami would be smart enough to understand that the ‘friend’ = reader, but would also be oblivious enough to think reader is crushing on Mahito, so Nanami (reluctantly) gives good advice on how to confess their feelings for Mahito. And reader is like WHAT but they also don’t want to fully correct Nanami because that would mean confessing their feelings for Nanami. So reader just has another Ravenclaw brain fart and probably says they’re crushing on Geto or Gojo and poor Nanami is so confused and slightly jealous lol I live for the slow burn. Meanwhile, Gojo or Geto find out about this and are having a field day with it and intentionally flirt with reader in front of Nanami just to stoke the flames LOLLL

HAIBARA LMAOOOO. The poor guy is trying to help them but does the opposite I LOVE IT. This is why the castle/room of requirement is a better wingman😌

TRIWIZARD AND OTHER POTENTIAL SCENES 

Todo is actually perfect for Durmstrang OMG that’s happening thank you. I also feel like Sukuna and Toji give me Durmstrang vibes as well (I believe I’m just fitting all the super buff guys into Durmstrang I’m cackling)

Yes I love this hc that Nanami read the HP books in the jjk verse and questioned so many things (especially after Haibara’s *****  🤧). LMAOOO Nanami would be the first to realize that jkr isn’t worth shit and this is one of many reasons why I am so so soft for this man.

Junpei joining the jujutsu tech group during triwizard tournament arc is exactly what I was thinking of doing!! The boy deserves a happy ending haha Akutami who’s laughing now

The lawyer and defendant meme LMAOOOO that’s freaking perfect omg I wheezed so hard thank you. Now the idea of Yuji saying “hot milky” and Nanami’s pained expression is something I can’t stop thinking about hahaha

OOH Yuta as the champion is an idea!! Since the tournament only allowed 17+ y.o. I was considering making reader’s class the ones eligible to participate (so Yuta would be younger). But also considering how the manga is going rn I want happy Yuta + Yuji moments LOL. However, Gojo ruining the tournament and_ _Dumbledore’s day is hilarious (yet another case of Dumbledore "calmly” mentioning a student’s name/Gojo’s name haha).

YES Nanami knowing exactly where and how to write the comments is making me clutch my heart UGH HE IS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD I CANT. I’d do anything to listen Nanami shit-talk a prof PLS. And you know how he says “Work is shit”? I need him to say “Hogwarts is shit” HE WOULD NOT HOLD BACK FDJKLSDJ (bc if we’re gonna be honest, the wizard world is so outdated. idk what time period I’m gonna set the drabbles in but if it’s in the 2000s I just know Nanami would hate using a quill instead of a pen, or the fact that he can’t use other muggle technologies at the school LOL. Initially learning how to adapt to the wizard world is a lot of effort for him rip.)

Speaking of muggle technology, this just popped into my head but when reader visits Nanami during the summer, Nanami teaches them how a cell phone works jaskflfdjl (reader learned about it during muggle studies but actually using it is a different story). Reader becomes addicted to some gaming app (not me thinking about Pokemon Go or Candy Crush lol) and Nanami literally has to pry the phone out of their hands. Idk I just find this amusing and reader prefers the front-facing camera to the wizard’s moving pictures and takes a bunch of selfies (and some pics with Nanami) on his phone and he definitely doesn’t keep them and look at them from time to time especially when he’s missing her during the summer what no what are you talking about

“I am the manager” HELL YES NANAMI ugh such a power move kick him out, too!! Oh yeah he’ll definitely give Haibara free bread and it won’t be stale either lolol. 

I love how we were on the same wavelength you make my brain wrinkle so much as I read these asks I’m forever indebted to you

Ahh I hope you got sleep though (you know Nanami would want you to get those 8 hours)!! Thanks once again for sharing such lovely thoughts, hope you have a good day or night, fellow Ravenclaw🥺