#like literally 15 minutes i was fine wtf

[st4rb3rries]

OMG I LOVED UR STAN AND KYLE BSF HEADCANNONS!! Can i req one with the main four, like what its like to be in a group w/ them?? have an amazing day <33

BEING IN A FRIEND GROUP WITH SOUTH PARKS MAIN 4

pairings; stan, kyle, kenny, cartman x fem!reader (all aged up 18+)

summary; chaotic friend group hc's!

warnings; cussing

a/n; hi and ty hope you have an amazing day too!!

key colors; blue= stan green= kyle orange= kenny red= cartman pink= reader

late night skate boarding with them. it's always cartman who texts you guys to go. in reality he only wants to go to just to start shit. in my opinion kenny is the best skater out of y'all. but cartman is the worst💀. "you guys you guys look im gonna go down the ramp!!" "cartman that isn't a good idea your not ready-" "WAAAAAHHHHH" laughter is coming out from you, stan, and kenny. kyle wants to laugh but he ain't risking it😭. "GAWDAMMIT KYLE IM BEAT YOUR J-" cartman stops himself because he knows damn well not to rip on kyle in front of you. so he switches up real fast 🙄. "you guys i seriously think i broke a bone" "whatever cartman you just switched up cause you know y/n would kick your ass" 5 minutes kenny is teaching you, stan, and kyle a trick. "ok so next you gotta-" "get a room lovebirds i mean come on🙄" "CARTMAN STFU!!" "yeah dude stay mad because your not psychically able to do any of this🥱" this all happens in less than 15 minutes, like why can't y'all just be a nice friend group😭. moments later stan was about to go off a ramp. UNTIL HIS WHEELS BROKE OFF THE SKATEBOARD. i wonder who unscrewed them..... "AAAUAGHHHHHH" "DON'T WORRY STAN I GOTCHU!!" and there he was, stanly marsh in your arms. "W rizz stan or nah😏" stan could feel his face heating up fr. "damn dude that should've been me not stan😔" "kenny shut the hell up💀" "wait a minute where's cartman he literally almost killed stan tf????" cartman isn't trying to get his ass kicked in front of people so he ditched and went home. classic cartman.

karaoke night. you guys are definitely singing 2000's songs. but it always seems like you guys get interrupted no matter what. karaoke night was started by cartman, which is so surprising?? "I WANNA HOLD'EM LIKE THEY DO IN TEXAS, PLEASE" "FOLD'EM LET'EM HIT ME RAISE IT BABY STAY WITH M-" stan and kyle always hating cause you and cartman sound a little too good. "BOOO GET OFF THE STAGE" "YA MY EARS ARE BLEEDING" "OH FUCK OFF GUYS LET US SING" "you guys have been singing this same song for 2 hours bruh😭" "2 minutes kenny get it right" they just hating cause they can't handle real talent. sometimes when the karaoke gets intense you guys act like judges for americas got talent💀. "is this kenny mccormick from south park colorado?" "yes" "and what will you be doing today?" "YOUR MOM AHAHA" "disqualified poor people can't seem to have talent" "CARTMAN WTF" "NEXT" "no wait i'll sing with him" "oh god" if kyle and stan think you and cartman sound a little too good. JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY HERE YOU AND KENNY. "THIS ONE IS FOR THE BOYS WITH THE BOOMIN SYSTEM" "TOP DOWN AC WITH THE COOLER SYSTEM" super bass by nicki minaj is y'alls go to song. every time you guys finish that song your out of breath and laugh so much😭. "AND THE CROWD GUYS MILD🔥" "NEXT" "cartman we are done playing americas got talent" "dude let me and kyle sing next we haven't sung at all🥹" "fine" "ah hell nah it better not be anything emo💀" *30 seconds later every one starts singing* "BUT IM A CREEP" "IM A WERIDO" "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOIN' HERE" "I DON'T BELONG HERE" suddenly the tv, microphones, and speaker goes out?? "LISTEN UP BITCHES IM NOT HAVING AN ALCOHOLIC, A JEW, A FATHERLESS DAUGHTER, AND A HOMELESS POOR BOY SING RADIOHEAD AT MY HOUSE‼️‼️" guess who got jumped that night🤔???

[decapitatedsnake]

My little (to no) context reaction to the wisdom saga 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

(I couldn't stay up to watch the live so I'm just listening to the music = no animatics)

[30th of august 14:58]

Legendary

. I mean I've already heard legendary but I'm excited

. Gorgeous music, I feel transported into like ancient greece

. This sounds amazing

. The guy who voices Telemachus (MICO?) is adorable

. I don't like the riffs but he sounds good

. Telemachus deserves the world

. "L-l-l-l egendary"

. 108??!

. Isn't he like 13 here? (anywhere from 12-15 i feel like)

. I don't think we got a snippet of the ending

. MAN OF THE HOUSE

. AHHHA

. 20 YEARS?? WHAT

. I can't tell if they said 12 or 20

."BOY" Lowkey scared me

. EXCUSE YOU SIR TRAMP?? WHO DOES HE THINK-

. Antinous didn't come to play DAYUM

. This is insane

. "Whatcha gonna do about it champ?" Jorge was totally right Ayron is such a good Antinous

. Awwww he can't do anything :<

. Wait?

Little wolf

. GET HIM TELEY

. I love Antinous's voice

. I really loved the snippets for this one

. "I'll teach you all the lessons your daddy never could" it's on sight actually

. And little wolf is just so ughh I wanna punch him

. ATHENA

. FIGHT BACK

. BAHAHAHA UPPERCUT?

. QUICK THOUGHT

. And he👏is👏a 👏bully👏

. SHOW HIM

. ATHENA IS SO COOL

. OMG OMG

. Her voice is stunning

. The animatics are gonna go so hard

. Awww

. Oh he lost??

. Telemachus:((

. I mean yeah why did she come to your aid?

We'll be fine

. We only got Teleys bit so I'm excited

. Oo start with Athena

. FRIEND??

. Don't make me cry

. "He was a lot like you" gee I wonder why

. GREW APART :((

. HIS LIGHT!!

. GLORIOUS VOICE

. WAITT THEY CHANGED IT

. "Or if hes worth the hype but" > " I don't know what he's like"

. Fair enough

. And they changed "Cuz I got in a fight, sailed to an island when I've never left home shores"

. Okay it's been less than 5 minutes please refrain on the whole "friend" thing rn lol

. God telemachus voice (I can't shut up they're such good singers"

. DUET!!!!

. YOU WILL BE FINE

. Kid? Is he twenty or 12 I can't tell

Love in paradise

. FUCK YES

. WAIT THE INTRO?

. THEY WERE AT SEA FOR 10 YEARS, damn

. THE MUSIC SOARING, IT'S SO COOL, ouch

. CALYPSO MY LOVE (only the epic version though) [Ik it's up to interpretation but for me she doesn't sa him in this version]

. She's my wife 🙂 anyway 🤨

. HELL NO

. Oh shit love in paradise is athena watching, not Odysseus's experience

. Like this is when they first met and Calypso and Odysseus have been together for 7 years

. 7 YEARS

. YEAH I SAID THAT, before the song did

. ODYSSEUS!!

. WHAT > THE LEDGE

. ODYSSEUS 😭😭😭😭

. Wtf I am not emotionally stable enough for this

. Open..... arms.. BRO

. HIS MUM, POLITES AND EURY AND PENELOPE AND ATHENA??? BROO 😢

. YEAH I THINK HE DOES NEED HELP UGH

God games

. Ooo very grand

. Athena get him PLEASE

. She's about that business

. YES GOD GAMES INTRO OMGG

. WAIT WERE GONNA HEAR APOLLO AND HEAPHESTUS I'M SO EXCITED

. THE LITTLE MUSIC CHANEGS ARE SO GOOD

. ZEUS VOICE IS SO AMASZNIGN

. "and me" 😎

. That is not how I thought Apollo would sound

. He's batting for the sirens?? Um Ig that makes sense

. Oh Heaphestus I totally thought that aphrodite was next

. Well she's level 3 anyway

. BRO HIS DAD VOICES HEAPHESTUS I LOVE THAT

. Wait Apollo and Heaphestus are very reasonable, good for them

. NOW THE ONE WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR (excluding Hera)

. OMG IT'S THE SNIPPET THAT'S THE FINAL

. Athena's voice is new?

. Hmm she rerecorded but they didn't

. DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO KILL HER

. Don't fuck with Telemachus in front of Athena

. "Ughh release him"

. HERA

. OH FUCK SHE'S PERFECT CMON

. RELEASE HIM

. ZEUS YOU DICKHEAD SHE'S THE GODESS OF WISDOM LITERALLY ONLY HER COULD BEAT YOUR GAME

. WHAT WHAT

. NO

. WHAT???

. WHAT'S going on

. The music is telling me she like survived whatever his ambush was

. Zeus....

.THATS THE END WHATT

[lovelywritersgarden]

hiii, i hope you are doing well! Can you do a little headcanon thing or a little drabble with Damian Wayne (robin) with a little sibling reader? Thank you!

DAMIAN WAYNE OLDER BROTHER HCS

PAIRING: GN!Reader x Platonic!OlderBro!Damian

SYNOPSIS: Damian gets a younger sibling, chaos ensues

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When Damian heard he wasn’t the only accidental child he was not thrilled.

Kinda pissed u exist tbh. He’s a territorial dude.

and then you toddled into the batcave and all that went out the window.

the minute Bruce said “big brother” you wrapped your arms around his legs.

he is stoic at first kinda frozen in place

ur so small he doesn’t want to hurt you on accident

but you look up at him with a small “hi”

then he loses it, goodbye ‘tough guy’ act

naturally he thinks you need to be immediately trained, so he gives you one of his old katanas

you are literally five so you don’t know wtf to do with it and probably drop it

he still tries, but fails and ultimately watches a disney movie w you

BatBabysitter™

and whenever you cry? alarms go off in his head and he freaks out

he starts frantically looking for danger and then when you’re just tired or hungry or something he is quick to gather his wits and find a solution

but if you scraped your knee or got hurt he gets freakishly protective and patches you up giving a lecture on danger and how safety is important

fights his brothers on who the favorite is

even though he literally gave u a katana like 30 seconds ago

you’re SOOO spoiled when ur with him you get everything you want so fast

u literally just have to give him puppy dog eyes and he is on the floor

“they can’t have another cookie Damian” “but they said please”

people are freaked out when they see how sweet he is with you

like when jason saw you and damian holding hands or him helping you up and being gentle jason was so confused “??? wtf demon spawn”

damian will glare at him and if looks could kill, yeesh

naps with you>>>>>

catch damian always calling dick or alfred when he’s unsure ab something

and whenever you start going to school??? blasphemy

definitely wants to meet all of your teachers

“why is that necessary i can teach them” “no you can’t”

definition of side eye

he pouts when you go to school- and more so when you have a good time

jealousy jealousy

he doesn’t like not seeing you as often

tells you if you were to ever get bullied he wouldn’t hesitate to beat up a child

you’re like :0

patrolling extra to keep gotham as safe as possible for you

if you ever were to be in actual danger, he would get dangerous

like if you got kidnapped or something he would be completely irrational and violent

when he finds out it was some thugs that just want ransom money he beats the ever loving crap out of them

once you get back he is so soft w you

doesn’t want you going back to school again

“they’re fine, damian, school is important” “liar”

eventually gives in but he’s pissed ab it

as you grow up he still thinks of you as a kid

it’s kinda annoying tbh

your first date???

damian is PISSED, and he’s not exactly good at verbally expressing his feelings so instead he GLARES at the person who asked you out or who you asked out

he does not want you dating anyone

“no” “damian, i’m 15” “i know how old you are that means nothing, this is a betrayal”

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A/N: i love Damian sm. he’s such a secret softie. he holds my heart. also first hc post!! thanks for the request, i hope you liked it <3

[youlooklikeasixtiesqueen]

here are all my thoughts and notes from purcon!! not formatted for tumblr but readable!!!

Day 1:

Opening:

everyone was so happy to be there, and so shocked how many people were there!!! 2500!!!

they showed vids before bringing everyone on stage and continued that throughout the panels. it's a cute touch

Misha auto:

he smiled and i got shaky knees and giggled like a 12 year old with a crush

jensen was at the table next to him!!

very quick but there was a huge line

he signed my book!!

i said "hi misha" and he said hi back

he looked at my destiel shirt and smiled :)

Ty & DJ:

started by telling us thank you for the congrats on their engagement

you can see how much they love each other!!! no pda but the way they look at each other!!

plus they both said multiple times that meeting each other was the best thing that happened

dj has been obsessed with eastenders since the 90s, never missed an episode

ty told everyone not to smoke cigarettes

dj had a glass of wine (it was 1pm)

left 5 mins early to get the Darius auto

Meeting Darius:

so nice and kind!! gentle vibes, literally what you would expect from misha's best friend

i was 2nd in line out of four people

four people in the autograph group so he talked to us all for about 15 minutes as a group

he signed his name on the picture, then asked if misha was going to sign it as well. i said no so he asked if he could sign misha's name for him and we all laughed and i said yes and it literally looks like misha wrote it

he told us him and misha have a competition to see who can bring the other person to a bigger event - darius took misha to the oscars, misha took darius to meet zelensky, but now darius got invited to meet the pope!!

talked to us a bit about filmmaking and how the picture aspect is basically the same throughout film history, but sound changes every week

it took 26 weeks in post for the sound of metal to get the sound right

he's friends with emilia clarke??? and said that she was so upset over the got ending because so many babies have her character's name

he felt the spn ending was rushed

sooooo handsome in person and the nicest voice

darius is getting austrian citizenship bc his grandma was from austria but she had to flee

Mark:

only saw the last bit but he was of course wandering the crowd

talked a lot about mental health and how we're not alone

said the best place to have a panic attack is a spn convention

Sachin & Osric:

fun!! not that interesting but fun!!

sachin just learned about destiel. like minutes before the panel started

talked about being poc in the industry and how much better it has gotten

Jared:

it was fine but again not interesting

talked about pranks

talked about maybe being on the boys

talked about mental health

Misha & Jensen:

an hour late bc they made jensen do photos :(

they played the confession right before they walked on stage???

question queue was very long, they took about five or six not so great questions

someone asked what their fave gym equipment is (wtf) and misha said it's the towel to slap others on the butt with

but they were very fun!!

some people decided to tell a sob story at the mic which wasted time. like they know you love supernatural, they know you're nervous, you don't need to tell them.

they joked around a lot

three touches!! fingers, high five, hug!!!

you can just see how much they adore each other

darius was sitting on the steps but they wouldn't give him a microphone :( hopefully he'll come out at misha's panel tomorrow

Day 2:

Jared & Jensen VIP:

question abt Radio Company coming to Germany

Jensen says they're discussing it, his fave songs are Quarter To and City Grown Willow

Mario Kart characters - Jared Yoshi because he poops eggs, Jensen Blue Shell guy??, his 7yo plays Rosalina, JJ can beat him in Mario Kart now

Jared is 25% German (maternal grandpa)

Jensen wants to turn his next Purcon visit into a vacation

one person is talking so slowwwww

Jensen would want to reshoot Bugs without the bees

They had to do a bee allergy test where someone actually picked up a bee with tweezers and made it sting them

3 part question 🙄 with backstory 🙄 about their kids and if they can grow up normal and if they have a strategy if their kids read fanfic

Jensen played baseball in HS

His first school play was a musical

Mark:

thanked us for letting them do the panels in english without a translator

Crowley was more excited to spend time with Dean instead of being in Hell

Mark went upstairs and helped a fan who had a bad photo with Jared

Got a standing ovation

Ty & DJ:

DJ used anti wrinkle creme on his balls but he stopped when his doctor said it would make him infertile

Ty told us to listen to a 23yo Canandian who sounds like Johnny Cash (Colter Wall??? maybe??)

Ty listens to a lot of country, DJ doesn't really have strong feelings about music

DJ adopted a dog who pissed on his belongings for 10 years - he was supposed to live until about 2 bc of health problems

DJ says to watch the movie Overboard

several questions were asked yesterday

DJ, Ty, and Ty's daughters have matching tattoos (they got them drunk) it's a little skull

Sachin & Osric:

Osric is Timon, Sachin is Pumba

Misha:

couldn't do notes bc i was in line!! wasn't picked tho, because everyone rushed to the microphone before the last panel was over

one person spent five minutes monologuing

misha said people should ask him questions on their knees

Bishagate reference!! He asked a girl if she was coming out as an alien and she said "that's rich coming from you", Darius laughed so much (while he was still on the stairs)

Compared whipped cream to cum

Darius was on stage!!

Jared:

greeted us with Guten Abend, Guten Tag, and howdy y'all

said it's not a goodbye to spn, it's a see you later

said swan song was easier than sacrifice bc he was lucifer for swan song so he had to act... reminder: that's his job...

first question was not a question

second question was a prank question

trivializing the thing where jared put coins in misha's car!!! wtf

praising mark p ew

woman keeps talking about her alarm sound which is german dean

called out a woman's shirt that says "save an impala, ride a winchester"

looks like jared will be on the boys, he basically confirmed it

he likes mountains more than beaches

says they might do a beach episode in the future

talking about the finale and the dean death scene

wants to bring jdm to the next con

Jensen:

GIANT line to ask a question

first woman named her kid Dean Jensen

hates toy slime bc it's all over his house

danneel moves a creepy doll around the house to mess with jensen

question abt cas in the winchesters and cas returning!! how to address the confession!! jensen thinks the confession was a long time coming and beautiful and raw and real!! dean understands cas loved him!! said cas saying he loves dean was clear text (rather than subtext) said cas and jensen found each other and when they meet again cas' feelings are just understood

says demon dean is stronger than soldier boy bc demon dean has no soul

boys question - jensen talks about herogasm, jack quaid just told jensen good luck when he went on set, nobody on set knew what was lube and what was hand sanitizer, he was unprepared to see so many naked people, he was standing next to a guy when the robes came off and he "had to do the glance", couldn't help looking at people having sex "there's four people here in a position i've never seen before"

woman crying while asking a question

woman said dj said he wanted to exchange his husband for jensen, and jensen said he doubts it because ty is pretty great

woman telling bad jokes, one about how women having orgasms is like a snowstorm because you can't see it coming?? not true for either i think

jensen needs to do more solo panels. i could listen to him talk for hours

i can't believe i was in the same room as this man wtf

[opossum-by-night]

Our internet was supposed to get set up today (because apparently they have to come fucking do it for us instead of just turning it on and letting us set it up ourselves like adults because fuck you) and the appointment was for 1:15. I went to get lunch with the raccoon and got a text from them at 12:51 that the tech was 13 minutes away with a little map showing their location. I was about the same distance away so I left immediately, but I double and triple checked as I was leaving that they still hadn't moved from wherever their little dot was, and the estimate for them still said 13 minutes. So I got back between 1:00 and 1:05 (didn't specifically look at the clock because I was refreshing THEIR tracker over and over!!) and nobody was here. Tracker still said they hadn't moved, 13 minutes away, and I hadn't gotten any more texts saying they were here or anything. Cool, fine. I figured they'd be late anyway. So I fucked around the house for like an hour, checking the tracker regularly and it still saying they were in the same spot, 13 minutes out. So eventually I call the customer service to see wtf is happening, and she says "oh they already went out and nobody was home"???????!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING WHEN???????????? LITERALLY MILLISECONDS BEFORE I GOT HERE??????? BECAUSE I WAS NEVER ALERTED OF ANYTHING!!!!!!!!! SO WHY DID YOU SEND ME A TRACKER IF IT DOESN'T EVEN PRETEND TO FUCKING WORK????????? AND WHY DIDN'T I GET A "Hey, sorry we missed you!! uwu" OR ANYTHING?????

And of course she was like "well their next available appointment is Tuesday, but I'll put a big note here to try to fit you in this afternoon" so now we almost certainly won't have internet until next fucking Tuesday 🙃🙃🙃🙃

[ace-and-the-rpg-horrors]

ranking of GCSEs i've done so far

1.) English Literature Paper 1. love love loved it, the Macbeth and ACC questions were so open-ended and i actually had time left to check, useful cause i spelt Shakespeare wrong at one point

2.) Computer Science Paper 1. i actually didn't think it was going too well in the actual exam but after it when sharing what we put for stuff, many people agreed with me!! so feeling good!!

3.) Biology Paper 1. pretty good!! nice questions, except the last bullshit about the fucking discs of leaf floating when colourful light idk THEY DIDN'T ASK ABOUT DIFFUSION OR ENZYMES THOUGH AND I REVISED THEM SO MUCHHHH

4.) English Literature Paper 2. alright, the continuous fast writing for 2 hours and 15 minutes made part of my hand go blue. but i think i did alright. LotF question was great. I NEARLY GASPED WHEN THEY GAVE US MY LAST DUCHESS ON THE POWER AND CONFLICT THOUGH. and unseen poetry was. fine.

5.) Chemistry Paper 1. sooooo i didn't revise the fucking like. metal reactions. ALSO THERE WERE SO MANY MATHS ONES AND I FORGOT TO CONVERT THE UNITS IN ONE OF THEM AND ONLY FOUND OUT AS MY FRIENDS WERE DISCUSSING THEIR ANSWERS AFTER

6.) Maths Paper 1. LITERALLY CAN GO DIE WTF WAS THAT, I CRIED I'VE LOST AT LEAST 20 MARKS I'M NOT EXAGERRATING I COUNTED UP THE ONES I DEFINITELY LOST

7.) French Listening and reading. KILL ME I WAS GUESSING ALL THAT SHIT I NEARLY CRIED PART 2 I HATE THE FRENCH THEY NEVER EVER SHUT UP THEY JUST KEEP SPEAKING AND ADD MORE DETAILS TO GASLIGHT YOU INTO SECOND-GUESSING YOUR ANSWER AAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH

anyway, 7 down. 10 to go. i have Physics Paper 1 and Computer Science tomorrow and i am not of the logical brain if i go offline forever you know what killed me

[mangoposts]

OMG I HAVE MORE ABT ROLLING LOUD. first of all the added thursday just for kanye to preform and let me tell u i’ve never been happier in my life. i love kanye and i was so excited bc his new album is my life. so tell me why he’s an hour late, he pulls up in his fuckass all black suit that covers him head to toe, and he also doesn’t perform at all?!? he didn’t even have a mic in his hand. for an hour and 15 minutes he just danced around the stage while his album played on the speakers. AND THEN AT SOME POINT HE LITERALLY JUST LEFT AND WE ALL THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO GO GET A SPECIAL GUES OR SOMETHING BUT NO. HE NEVER CAME BACK. so they ended up just playing his old songs on the speakers bc he was supposed to have a 3 hour set. i was actually so depressed at first bc i was expecting way more but it i was fine bc it was just like a giant kanye listening party so it was still fun ig. and then i actually lost my shit on sunday. future and metro boomin brought out fucking TRAVIS SCOTT TO PREFORM. i literally didn’t go to school for a week after the travis concert bc i had post concert depression and if someone asked me how the concert was i would break down in tears. travis is my mannn my mann my mann and his concert changed the course of my life. anyways he came out and played fe!n twice and that was just 😍😍😍😍. but yea next year ur coming with me 💋💋💋

IM ACTUALLY GONNA KILL MYSELF HEARINF THIS DONT SAY THISSSSSSSSSSSSS THE WAY I DONT EVEN CARE THAT HE DIDNT PERFORM I WOULD BE SO HAPPY TO JUST SIT IN A CROWD AND LISTEN TO YE’S MUSIC LIKE WHAT I FUCKING HATE MYSELF FOR COMING TO FUCKASS MAINE AND MISSING THIS BYE IM LOOKING UP TICKETS FOR THE NEXT ONE it’s probably in florida but i don’t care im so mad WTF

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for killing two guys that were hurting my sister? 

ok so background info: I (19F) have two younger siblings, "H" (17M) and "C" (13F). We‘re all very close. H‘s and C‘s mother (not my mother but she was my main caretaker as a kid) died years ago giving birth to C (I was present for this & my friend "S" (15 they/he) says I’m "traumatized" because of it), our dad also passed when I was 12. because of this I’ve basically been parenting my siblings since I was 6 (stopped going to school, etc) (dad was an alcoholic and very abusive towards all of us). 

The event where I might be TA happened when I was 14. Me and C (then 8) got into this huge fight about something super insignificant and she said she wished I’d died instead of dad, so I slapped her because wtf bitch dad literally almost killed you once?? And she stormed off. I stayed in my room for a few minutes to cool off before S told me that C had left the house (we live in a very unsafe neighborhood) so we (me, S, H, a few friends) all went looking for her. I found her a while later because she was screaming bloody murder, turns out these two guys that I vaguely knew from a distance were trying to kidnap her and long story short I killed them. 

I don’t think I’m TA because they were threatening my sister, but the guys have four kids between the two of them (now 15F, 13M, 8M, 6F) and the oldest "W" attacked me later saying that it wasn’t my right to kill them. Like I get being pissed but it’s not like they provided for the kids that much and they get by fine on their own, but it’s been five years since this incident and W still flips out whenever she sees me. AITA?

[fellasleepinbaltimore]

this isn't going to be very controversial nor brave I feel but I find that the existence of things like fast food, amazon or all around general hyper convenience and the expectation of speed and perfection like that entitlement to that service to that experience has literally warped the public consciousness and is metaphorically a crack through which the devil molests the world like vghukyiib BROO WTF???? like it is not normal to flip out bc the thing ordered yesterday isn't here today... it is quite literally indicative of a horrifically undiagnosed cognitive dissonance to see 10 other people in a drive thru and an operating dinning room and expect your food and order to be left no it literally is truly and utterly delusional for you to be in that line and be ANGRY when your friend are soggy, not fresh, have salt you didn't ask for salt it is ARROGANT AND LIKE YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO BE UNAWARE OF HOW THE PHYSICAL PLANE OF REALITY OPERATES to be mad, like people will order such horrific amounts of food which is fine! but... against constant drive thru, drive thru now we're making and packaging 5 family bundles like... and you're going to get mad when the service you except to take less than 15 minutes isn't 10/10... you are stupid and you have been made stupid and you continue to choose to be stupid

like hgjtjuu it's truly altered the way people perceive the world in the absolute WORST way and i do think they should be illegal dhjukuk7j idk like I think everything needs to slow the fuck down and shift in quality like... you should get a mid burger and fries that take 35 minutes to make period.

[fractallogic]

Literally the moment I pressed post on the last one, my doorbell rang to alert me to PAKIDGE

However, I’ve now been on the phone with Amazon customer service for 15 min (by the time I hung up the call, it was THIRTY-TWO MINUTES) because I noticed “hey those are ads and I specifically paid to NOT see ads… also this is a 16GB one and I definitely ordered the 8GB one”

And all the love to this poor support person but boy they do not have the best and brightest working the support desk because it feels like she’s willfully misunderstanding my problem

The conversation we had (under the cut) was MINDNUMBING and EXHAUSTING and you know who desperately needs the apparent services of this company I’m interviewing for to VASTLY improve their call center staff? Fucking Amazon. Jesus.

AND AGAIN!! They are probably fucking swamped (and also why I’m not receiving my NEW kindle until fucking Monday, which, hello, why bother ordering it at midnight then). And for a call center I know you basically just have to be a warm body who can follow a script. But man I am so frustrated with my first-world problem.

“I ordered X+Y and I got only A, which comes out to the same price, so I’m pretty sure the packages got mixed up before shipment”

“so you ordered a second kindle also on July 11th?”

“*facepalm* no, just the one.”

“Okay I can remove the ads on it for you for a $20 charge”

“uh no, I paid to have the ads removed”

“oh I see that here, okay, let me make sure we can get you a refund on that.”

“Wait before you do that, can we figure out why there are two kindles on my account??? This is the only one I have”

“okay so just go to the settings and read off the serial number”

“it just started updating itself??”

“Oh that’s because I accidentally pressed the button to remove ads”

“[bruh.] okay, well, it says it’s restarting, so I’ll be able to get you that serial number soon”

“So it says here you ordered the 8GB without ads and the 16GB with ads”

“[BRUHHHH] nope, just the 8GB one, I don’t know why I have the 16GB one here and registered to my account, because in my orders I only have the 8GB one, which says it was delivered today, which is actually the 16GB one that I’m calling you about”

“…”

“Listen I’m happy to return it [no I’m not, the correct customer service thing for the GIANT MEGACORPORATION AMAZON to do is to say “hahaha oh that’s okay, it’s our fault, we’ll let you keep that one, let me just delete the other one off your account, isn’t that weird!!”]”

“Okay great please deregister it from your account and let me get a return started for it, do you want a QR code?”

“…for what?”

“For UPS to ship it back, unless you’d rather have a printable label?”

“[I literally just got an email with a barcode in it to send back my kindle fire today from the Amazon lockers in Whole Foods but okay sure] okay, yeah, the QR code is better, then”

*I am on hold for literally ten minutes writing this post thinking wtf is happening for a QR code to be generated*

“Okay sorry for taking all your time ma’am, but since it was just received today, we couldn’t generate a QR code, and we’ll have to give you a printable label. the replacement device will be shipped to you by……… Monday”

“…sigh fine” [WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ORDERING IT IMMEDIATELY THEN]

“Is Monday okay for you ma’am??”

“I mean yeah it’s fine, I was just [white lie time!!] hoping to take it with me on a trip this weekend”

“Will you be able to receive it on Monday, ma’am?”

“Yeah. Monday’s fine.”

“Okay you should receive it by Monday, but you can use the other one in the meantime, since the shipping label expires in a week”

[bruh. I deregistered it. I’m not setting it up again, sending it back and then setting up a kindle for a THIRD TIME] “okay”

“Anything else I can help you with?”

“Nope [please just leave me alone now y’all are useless]”

“Okay enjoy your weekend have a nice day bye!”

“Yeeeepppp okay you too bye”

[wordslikesilver]

One of my big dumb hills to die on is that anyone who thinks kids these days are in some way defective because of screens, social media or ease of accessibility to modern entertainment, is just being such an ass hat. I mean all the shit about sabotaged attention spans and emotional disregulation type takes you see ALL the time. You’re literally spouting the same thing as “kids these days have no respect” but there’s something that just feels even worse about it. “Kids these days are all defective” is genuinely how it comes across and is actually the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life, like can you hear yourself right now?

And then you bring stuff like that up and they pivot. Oh it’s the parents that are the problem? Letting their kids access things they shouldn’t? Putting the kids on iPads all day instead of raising their kid themselves? Have you BEEN a fuckin parent? Do you know how HARD it is to raise a kid and not spend every minute of the day wondering to yourself if you’re a failure? Not to mention, trying to censor what your kid can see will often just make them try to find it even more but now mix in a healthy dose of taboo and shame. My little brother watches South Park and family guy, I can try to tell him not to watch them because of how problematic they are all I want but he’s not gonna listen. You know what I CAN do? Expose him to more of the world and let him learn for himself the nature of things like privilege, discrimination, oppression, let him SEE the world that family guy and South Park try to give him the wrong idea of. Hell he’s 15 and I do everything I can to teach him about whatever topics relating to sex I can that I think would keep him safe, living as a cis gay teenager. I teach him about my transition. I don’t try to hide the world away from him, wtf would that honestly do for him? Make that teenage white boy even more ignorant than he already can be?

He’s grown up tech savvy in a world that demands it. He’s grown up looking at news, at Reddit, at discords where he can explore his identity, and that wasn’t because my parents “raised him right” they just did their best like most parents do. Let’s be clear, most parents’ best isn’t gonna be very impressive. They’re gonna pass on baggage and biases and all sorts of other crap and by god they’re still doing fine. The kids aren’t defective because of screens and easy gratification. The kids are gonna be alright. You being a curmudgeon about how they live and survive our society isn’t making anything better for them, you’re just being kind of an asshole? And a pessimist. And SUCH a hypocrite. You’re not better than them, previous generations weren’t better than them, this isn’t a fuckin dog show where you say someone’s dog isn’t trained well enough this is PEOPLE you

Asshole.

So yeah, that’s my big soap box hill to die on about people’s annoying ass takes these days about kids being ruined or some shit by TikTok or YouTube or whatever else. I know it’s not the popular take but that’s the belief I’ve developed through my experiences working with and helping take care of children.

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 338

Galaxy Brain/Ascension of the Cybermen

“Galaxy Brain”

Plot Description: as Chuck takes drastic action, Sam and Dean answer a distress call from Sioux Falls that sets them on a course to somewhere else entirely: the Bad Place

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: No one died

Life seems like it would have been easier on Earth 2

The way I thought “sir, this is a Radio Shed” seconds before this kid not being paid enough to listen to Chuck’s monologue said it

Ok I still hate Chuck but from a writer pov this…this is how I hear a lot of writers talk about their characters so at least it’s funny AND accurate

Oh lord…”it’s time to start canceling shows” and boy howdy have shows been canceled left and right

It’s weird having Sam be the one who’s skeptical of Jack. Cas still has every faith in him, Dean trusts Billie, but Sam? Nah

Ohhhhhhhh ok so other Kaia has Jody. If it were literally anyone or anything else she’d either have it handled or she’d be dead already

Kaia’s ALIVE. We’re really sewing in so many loose threads.

Cas, you are disappointing me with how bad you are at connect four

Cas and Jody have never met til now???? In season 15 episode 12?????? Wtf

I know they meant for Jody’s line about what to do with other Kaia in the meantime was supposed to sound badass or something but considering she’s a cop, it was actually just disturbing

No because literally how have they not met before??? Cas who still looks like Jimmy Novak and Jody who’s been Claire Novak’s caretaker for YEARS now

Jack, don’t do it, hoe. Don’t use your powers…you did it. Oh, there are apparently SOME powers he can use no problem, i GUESS

This reaper is real bold thinking she can stop Jack

Of COURSE there’s magically some kind of warding they can now do against Chuck and other cosmic entities so Jack can use his powers so the Kaias can trade places or something. I can’t imagine why other Kaia would want to STAY in her dying world, but I understand why she’d want to see it one last time. I hope she doesn’t stay but I fear she will

Why did Sam pronounce her name like KAY-uh. No one’s ever done that before. Had to rewind to make sure Dean didn’t do it too

I knew other Kaia would stay but it seems really stupid

Awwww Kaia is excited to see Claire again

Ah damn. But also, of COURSE Billie is pissed off you’re fucking around with her plans

The one critique I have of Billie’s plan (and really this is more about the spn writers than her) is that the boys want out of Chuck’s prescribed story, they JUST had another god tell them “don’t play his game, make him play your game,” but now it’s sounding like there’s one book in Death’s library for Chuck and the boys have their role in it…like, they’re constantly trying to break out of predetermined stories but this?? This is ok?? For some reason??

This poor Radio Shed employee’s been sleeping on the floor of his place of work, doing everything to serve Chuck for a whole month, just to have Chuck send a whole asteroid right onto the Radio Shed after being assured he’d be just fine.

“Ascension of the Cybermen”

Plot Description: the Doctor and friends face a brutal battle, across the farthest reaches of space, to protect the human race against the deadly Cybermen

We’re back to where we belong in the timeline. It got a little…wibbly wobbly for a day there you might say

For an abandoned baby in the middle of the road, it’s strangely well taken care of…nice basket, warm blanket, etc

Why do I have the feeling this kid is gonna be the lone cyberman from the previous episode?

There are SEVEN people left on earth??

I’m annoyed that 13 is annoyed that these suffering humans are not better prepared to fight the cybermen when she’s already been told they’ve been running from them

The amount you can do with the cybermen is so funny. You can just take the heads, make those fly around and call them cyberdrones

Why did Ryan get separated in their run from the cybermen?? Y’all better not be turning another companion into a cyberman

I can’t believe they just hotwired the cyberman ship

I now have no doubt that this dude in the past is absolutely the main cybermen they’ve been fighting. Was he chosen by fate or whatever to be the being to bring back the cybermen??

This would be a stupid plan if they had literally any other options

How are five people going to fly an entire cyberman carrier craft??

Did y’all just wake up an entire cyberman army?? Oh. Not yet, at least

Wait wait wait wtf…was the dude’s dad and the police officer (?) were they cybermen in disguise or something???

NOW the army is waking up

And now the Master is here! Can’t say I’m disappointed in that turn of events

[hard-core-super-star]

hwjskksksdhwj well, at least after that I went straight to sleep, I just wanted to answer you so.... I'm starting to think that too lmao, let me do a test. the time I sent you this was 11am or something close to that? I was going to say something like this only happened once, but since we started talking you're always right 😭 stop always being right, I beg you. in this case: anon, rubix is ​​actually gatekeeping because what she's doing is working, so you can forget your tutorial, sorry.

I'm already that predictable to you? 😔 stop kahsjakka I don't believe someone can literally be right all the time. okay you already got your second star too, now we both have two stars, happy now? and did you really go see the amazing spider-man? yep, I think we can this time, but I still don't know if it would really be narcissism.... noooo come back kahekwkaksk I was actually trying to make a joke like that but what came out was “pure madness” lmao, the joke was good, you're fine!!

what??? I gave you a star, even though you didn't know it in this message yet, but I did!!! when it comes to compliments I....? I think we agreed to finish the sentences now. lmao, it sounds like a good plan, but now I wonder what those more obvious things you would tell me would be. I don’t know if I should agree with the fact that I noticed that you’re not discreet and then you say “excuse me!!?!?!???” again hdjajswkwk. WAIT why are you calling me out now???? I'm going to finish the sentences!

since you're the one saying it, I'll take it as a compliment. well, I'm not assuming you're going to talk about these thoughts now and I'm not excited to see what you have in store. I wasn't thinking that maybe you could drop your @ on tktk because that way we could talk about alpha!kate and I could ask questions and you could answer without leaving possible spoilers here...

I don't think I'm going to run out space because if you really send two per message- I mean, so far I've only gotten the obvious ones, which were written on my face. but I appreciate your faith in me 😶

I feel you! I automatically start to panic with: tough, though, thought, through, thorough and throughout LIKE WTF????? 😭😭 kdhjsakk it's funny to see a writer saying she hates grammar. why a 15th birthday party being something so big and different from others is still a mystery to me. don't mind me asking, but what did you like most there? ngl pronounce it the “American way”? lmao, and what would it be like to pronounce “carne asada” like that?? 🤔 (I've never tried chipotle but I want to stay away from any chiles). Kate annoying people in a friendly way is so real and precious 🥺 nooo, and then the awkward silence after she said something like that would be a reason for her not to speak for the next 20 minutes- to apologize I think yelena would do some acts of service, like, I can see her stopping being proud and apologizing, but her apologizing without necessarily saying it feels more right. or she'll be like those mothers who argue with you and don't apologize but make your favorite dinner hoping it works.

– 🌟

it's a good thing we don't take a long time to reply otherwise that would mean you went to sleep closer to 4am than 3am. once again, i can't be mad 'cause that means a lot...and it's adorable. your test was pretty accurate, it was 11:55 when you sent that message, now it's 2:15 but by the time i post this it'll probably be closer to 3. is this information important? no, i just wanted you to know. you got that right, thank you for admitting it where everyone can see. i know i should stop...but i can't ;) i think you should expand on this very necessary comment because how am i gatekeeping? i think there messages are the tutorial, tbh 😶

yup but it's a good thing, don't worry. kind of like how i'm predictable in terms of my references. maybe not all the time but i think i have a pretty good track record. i am incredibly happy, actually. now, let's see how long it takes you to start asking for a third star 👀 i wanted to but i didn't have time. i might watch this weekend, tbh. i think we should leave it open-ended because i'll get a headache if i think about it too much. aw, i didn't even leave and you were asking me to come back, do you really like me that much? but thank you for appreciating the joke, it made me laugh. and so did yours, tbh.

yes, i know that now not when i wrote that so therefore my complaint still stands. once again, we agreed to that after this message so that's not my fault. buuuut since you seem to be so interested…when it comes to compliments, you give really good ones that make me want to say stupid things in response. i think the sentence before this one will give you a pretty clear idea of what those more obvious sentences would be like. i think you saying this counts as you agreeing. i would be offended but you don't seem to be upset about how not discreet i am so no harm done. i’ll believe it when i see it 👀

great, that's how i meant it. i certainly don't have thoughts i was going to spill but then i got distracted by the suggestion you didn't give. are you not saying you would be willing to reveal your tktk just so i won't share some more alpha!kate thoughts? ‘cause i’m tempted to not say that no one would read said spoilers but clearly, that's a wrong assumption. so…[as offended that i am that you didn't suggest tktk instead of insta] i won't give you a little math problem to find my tktk. take my username on here, delete the - in between the words, and add 19. i certainly won't be there if you want.

i guess time will tell…and my braincells ‘cause sometimes i can't remember the references i want to make.

akkskdkdk YES! my brain hurts just looking at those words. yeah, it's certainly not usual but it's true 🤷 same, it's one of the many traditions i’ll probably never understand. i’m going to give you the honest yet dorky answer…the architecture and the museums. and when i say architecture i don’t even mean things like the Louvre or anything, i mean like the random apartment complexes. it's just…you can feel the history when you walk around. that probably makes no sense but yeah. i can't even attempt to spell out the sounds that come out of gringos when they try to say anything remotely close to spanish lmao. it’s a little more bearable in California but like 🙃 right??? she's genuinely so annoying sometimes but in a really cute way, i can't explain it. kate’s like a baby overthinker. she reacts way faster than she thinks but then once she realizes what she did/said, she’ll think about it non-stop. oh for sure. i don't think yelena would verbally apologize but she’d acknowledge kate’s feelings through actions. and they don't even have to be something big for it to feel huge in kate’s eyes. like maybe yelena just silently encourages kate to go on and on about some archery related thing and kate’s like 🥹

[iggyizalien]

I got dumped last night/this morning, but it wasn't even bad? Like in the moment I was hurt, of course. I listened to what he had to say. Listened to his reasons. And I simply said "okay".

Gurl. He didn't like that. So he went over all the reasons, again. I still replied the same, "okay". I was honest and told him my feelings, but if he ain't into me as I am him, then that's it. It's done with. Cool. He still seemed to not be accepting of my response. I felt like he was trying to get a rise out of me by circling around his reasons, AGAIN.

Like, dude. It is what it is. I said so. He said that was "mean". Like, tf? I asked him what type of reaction he wanted from me? He couldn't give me an answer. I told him that I was not going to cry, beg, plead, fight or chase him. You're not into ME so why are you trying to get a firey reaction from me? It's done.

We were right for each other in the moment in the beginning, and now we're not. <<<he threw his head up to the sky

He said he was sorry. Like what for? He said because he knew I was hurting.

Yeah, in the moment, but tomorrow when I wake up I won't feel this way about it anymore. <<<his eyes widened

I was fine before you, and I will be fine after you. <<<his eyes were buggin'

Then he wanted a hug. Sure, okay. Then he wanted a second hug. I'm checked tf out and just want to be done with this. I'm looking over his shoulder, processing everything that literally just occurred. Like, tf this really be happening.

I turn to leave and HE asks that I text him when I get home.

What. The. Fuck.

Seriously dude? He looks like a kicked puppy. He says he still cares. Okay, that may be true, idk, but I don't owe you shit. I told him no.

He wants to continue to be friends. I totally scoffed at that idea. That won't happen. He's back to being another face in the crowd for me. He should realign himself back in the lane he once was at for years, and stay intimidated of me.

We will not be texting. I told him I would reach out when I'm ready to separate myself from him (plot twist I never had the intention to ever reach out to him again and I definitely don't need space.)

He asks, AGAIN, for me to text him when I get home. Sure. Okay.

I leave and promptly drive for 15 minutes thinking wtf did I just experience?

I called my sister and y'all, I am FINE. I laughed and was exasperated at him. We made jokes and silly banter about him.

An hour later, HE texts ME. "Did you make it home alright?" Yup. Sure did. I didn't text him back. I slept like a baby, cuddles my sweet baby kitty angel gremlin, and took a mental health day to focus on me.

I talked to my mom. Saw my best friend. And I had an amazing day with no feelings of missing him. Because I'm over it. 😊

***OH and it was the end of Mercury Retrograde, with the New Moon in Virgo ✨️

Get absolutely fucked 🖕🤣💋

9/15/23

[helloalasdair]

What the Funny?!, 9th June

Ah, Pride gigs. WTF is generally queerer than most nights although it's not an official policy exactly - they just book good line ups with demographic diversity in mind. It's also in Totterdown, which is just close enough to the centre that I reckon people are willing to amble over from most places if it takes their fancy.

I have my friends Ellie, Hugh, and Emily there - Ellie lives literally around the corner so she would struggle for an excuse. She also, very gracefully, cooked for us beforehand and it was delicious. I do feel bad that I feel like I only see them at comedy nights, but they're more spontaneous than I am with meetups so I often can't make things last minute. That said, I really appreciate the fact that they've both come to see me a few times now. They've gone way past being polite with it; I never want to hound people to come and see me so it means a lot that they have done seemingly willingly.

Back to the night - I've got an opening 15, it's fine. The real stumbling block is that a work friend and his wife are in the front row. I don't have any jokes that might be, as my manager puts it, a career-limiting manoeuvre, but it's more that Jim and I talk about comedy a lot and his opinion matters to me.

Thankfully, they seem to enjoy themselves (Jim, his wife, my friends, the rest of the audience) and I don't go home worrying I'm going to get fired.

I experimented this evening with putting the boat metaphor earlier on. I don't hate it, but more thought is needed as to how I then get out of it. I think if I bring back an old line (the Head Lad, or ladmiral, if you will) I can put that in longer sets and the callback right at the end of boat isn't such a stretch to remember.

[daisyvstheworld]

Day 17 - Jan 17 - Grindelwald/Jungfraujoch

I woke up super early for NO REASON bc I didn’t even make my original train. I was sad that I was leaving so I took my fine time. I pooped and then I packed up, went down to breakfast at 7:10ish. The breakfast buffet was so nice!! The restaurant was super pretty and the mountain was just appearing as the sun was rising. There was an omelette station but I just got scrambled eggs, some mini waffles (bad), fruit, cheese to sample, and coffee. Turns out they had yogurt lol I didn’t have to buy yesterday. Wish I had known.

I was originally planning to get to the train station for the 7:48am departure but I took too long to eat and poop again, and then the front desk wasn’t open so I couldn’t check out until 7:55am :( the lady said the bus ran every 15 mins but I waited and it never came so I just walked down to the Grindelwald station and waited for the 8:18am departure. There was a huge group of Korean tourists that all went WHAAAA at a flock of birds flying away

Anyways that group left on a different train and I hopped on mine. Once I got to the terminal, it looked like there were only skiers and I was like uhh wtf am I not supposed to be here.. but eventually I saw 2-3 other tourists. The lockers didn’t work so I had to pay 10 francs to put them in the peoples back office -_-

The view up was soooo pretty!! It’s kind of cloudy today but I think it’s supposed to clear up a bit at the top. Idk I hope so at least.

I went to the bathroom once we got to Eigergletscher since the next train wasn’t departing for 20 mins and literally when I got out of the stall, a bunch of people were waiting in line and then this huge ass group of like 40 Korean tourists showed up at the ticket line I was like wtf

We got on the tram and it was a 30min or so ride up, through a tunnel in the mountain.

OoF this altitude!! We took a stop at Eismeer and of course it’s cloudy and shit so you can’t really see anything but you can see how vast the snow valley is. And it’s windy so it was cool to see the little snow storm

Once we got to the top; the swarm of Korean tourists began hahah I did the tour a little out of order because it was so chaotic but it worked out! My selfie stick really came in clutch

Unfortunately it was super cloudy and windy so you can’t really see much 😭😭 but I got some cool photos and they even had a little picture op showing that this was a film location for Crash Landing on You.

The Lindt workshop area didn’t appear to be open and Restaurant Crystal looked closed too but I found out it just opened at 11am so I just waited a couple minutes for it open and ordered my alcoholic coffee and cheesecake 😊 took my Pepcid AND lactaid like a responsible asian. Lowkey I was hoping the sky would clear up a little before I left 🥲 it did not lol so I left.. a little disappointing but tbh I should’ve checked. When I checked, it said it was gonna be sunny but it LIED or I forget when it was supposed to be sunny and I left too early.. but I rather go to Lausanne than wait for the chance of it potentially clearing up even though it looked very unlikely. NEVERTHELESS, I am grateful for the opportunity and it felt cool to just be at the top. It does have a kind of surreal splendor being that high up surrounded by snow and winds. It feels like I shouldn’t be there considering how wild the weather is. Wish it was a little/lot clearer but no regrets!!!

Ok I’m on the last train rn to Lausanne.. and oh my god. Taking trains in Switzerland is nice but sometimes you gotta pray your train is on time or you’ll mess up your ENTIRE schedule. I’m done with transfers now but I just took 3 trains to get to where I am now. If I missed any of them, I’d be panicking.. the train from Interlaken to Spielz was stressful bc we just stopped 10 mins out from the station to wait for an oncoming train??? So the announcer said we’d be a few minutes late and I was like BRUH we’re supposed to arrive at 1:51 and then I’m supposed to catch a different train at 1:54!!!! What do you MEAN A FEW MINUTES LATE

Luckily we were on time or just a minute or so late and it’s a small station so I just sprinted across the platform and got on the next train. I’ve had to take out my passport every single time they check my ticket, but luckily I think I only have to do it once more after this when I take this train later to get to Geneva. It’s been snowing all over the country, it’s quite pretty!

I got hungry and ate the last pretzel bread, but as I was eating I realized that this bread is like 3 days old.. like I brought it all the way from Salzburg, Austria… oh well, it’s in tummy now. Along with the random shit I had for breakfast, a coffee with whipped cream and Williams, and a cheesecake. Lol.

JESUS CRISTO

Je is back on the train to Geneva - it’s 6:15pm. I have sweat so much today. I am wearing SO MANY LAYERS. I went from being in -18 degree weather to like 35/40 degree weather carrying all my bags and walking up hills. To say I was sweating at the Olympic Museum is a SEVERE understatement. I thought I was gonna have a freaking panic attack, but I didn’t wanna waste time by taking layers off bc the museum was closing in 2 hours. The museum was suuuuper cool!! Gave a history of the Olympics going back to the origin in Athens and moving to modern Olympics who apparently a French man brought back in the early 1920s, ain’t that wild! He was very much about the unity of art and sport. There were exhibits on the development of Olympic sport, the host cities, the demonstration of art and culture, ALL the torches from the ceremonies displayed, and the stories behind them all. I wish I had more time bc it was truly so cool. Then they had an exhibit of artifacts donated by athletes and the games. The last one was more interactive and shows the athletes village, their nutrition/health/well-being, and a zone for people to play games and such. Quite cool, quite cool indeed. Again, wish I had more time. But I rushed the last bit to make sure I had time to walk through the gift shop really quick, go to the bathroom, and grab my stuff. I took a couple of quick photos at the Olympic park and started back. I feel so musty at this point (and hungry) that I just wanted to get to Geneva. I walked back to the metro and hopped on the Ouchy line back to Lausanne Gare. It’s only 2 very quick stops, but when we hit the first stop, this man came SLIDING into the door and ended up not even getting in. His foot didn’t make it through the train door, only the station door. It looked so painful though - he was a pretty skinny man and I think he slipped on accident. He got up pretty fast though. But I gasped really loudly bc it felt like a cartoon in a movie.

Anyways I got on the train. It’s quite packed. I wanted to eat but I don’t wanna eat in front of all these people so I guess I wait until I get to Geneva.. and walk 10-15 mins to my hostel 😭😭.. and check in… 😭😭😭

I have done so much today. I’ve taken 7 trains today. Plus the metro. I’m so tired 😭