#like look at the clock bro

[fleetways]

i love flowers I love hogs

snapdragon silver inspired by the designs of @candycatstuffs and @luvereity

[rocketbirdie]

Laid to rest by ten thousand arrows — the fall of Lao-Shan Lung

HE'S FINALLY DEAD.

This oversized infant has been tormenting me ever since his fateful introduction as the Wall Of All Time in rank G2. It's difficult enough to just scare him off, but for months now, I've had my sights set on outright slaying him.

I tried everything. Aerial style great sword to the face for 30 minutes straight. Max dragon attack striker lance dash spam into his gut. Hell, I even tried the infamous weaponless strategy, frantically hauling cannonballs back and forth, calculating every single ballista shot, carefully counting flinches. But alas, Lao-Shan Lung was simply too powerful for one scrawny little hunter. I was faced with the horrible realization, that if I wanted to take him down alone... I was going to have to play a ranged weapon. (GASP!)

Anyway yeah those guides ain't joking lol dragon pierce bow is ridiculously overpowered against this guy. It took me 2 tries because I've literally never used a bow before, but once I got the hang of it, it was a super easy hunt. Here's the set that netted me a 20 minute Lao kill with both fortresses at 100%:

Magnastar Wil (Max upgraded Valstrax bow), Valor style

Neset Armor (Ahtal-Ka), full set

The luckiest fucking talisman of my entire life, Expert +9 and Crit Element +4, no slots

Armor skills: TrueShot, Pierce Up, Crit Element, Critical Eye 3, Tremor Res

Items: Power Coating Lv.2, Element Coatings Lv.1 and Lv.2, and an unholy amount of mega dash juice

A LOT of patience to obtain all of the materials for the armor and weapon. Phew!

Altheos Incanonis (the max Alatreon bow) is technically better, but there is no way in hell I was going to grind G RANK ALATREON solo, fuck that. I got stupid lucky with the Valstrax grind and got 2 mantles and an orb on a single hunt, so I just ran with it; Magnastar is more than capable of getting the job done, even in the hands of a clueless melee main.

THE DREAM IS REAL!!!! WOOOOOO

[everythingne]

my brother facetimed me this morning while i was getting ready for work and he asked what i was watching,

so i flipped my camera to show him the williams podcast and told him what it was and he deadass pauses and goes “is the blonde guy american?? i thought they were supposed to be europeans?”

like within half a second, he couldn’t even HEAR logan i had the video in my headphones 😭

[batfamhyperfixation]

Dick: I don't even get the exact number for the minute hand, when I read a clock in my head, I just say it's between this incrimint of 5 and this incrimint of 5, like the exact minute doesn't matter

The younger batkids who didn't grow up constantly surrounded by analog clocks: uhh kinda weird but whatever dickie

[slasherscream]

i feel like you’d like the quarry (game not a random dock)

*goes to search this up*

*sees it's a supermassive game*

i need not see or know any more

[laughimmediately]

N tropy doing a perspective pose

[muskmelon-enjoyer-199x]

thinking about the time this young 19 y/o guy i used to work with was talking to me about a bunch of random stuff and I said something about how he shouldnt worry about something this girl said on a dating app because he was just overthinking it and snowballing over nothing.

He paused a minute and said, "I guess you probably have more experience with women than me, huh?" I thought a second, but it was true. I'm not some kind of relationship guru and I fuck up a lot, but I do know more about dating and maintaining a relationship than a 19 y/o wannabe bodybuilder that watches Andrew Tate and has terminal virgin energy.

I said "I guess so, yeah'" and he visibly deflated. Like it was such a blow to his ego. I think maybe he was tethering his sense of masculinity to some weird sexual marketplace virility bullshit and felt emasculated?

im like a weird limp-wristed lesbian with a flamerboy 2003 fashion designer voice. I wear mens and womens clothes as I feel and often just have frizzy hair idgaf about because i'm not a public-facing employee most of the time anyways. if you spend more than a few hours around me it's probably pretty easy to see im a tranny no matter how hard i deny it and im honestly just kinda goofy and do silly shit for my own amusement. normies seem to like me alright and say im fun to be around but also think im a weirdo and I guess that's okay because I have some friends and a wife and I don't need external validation like that (or at least not desperately lmao).

but he seemed genuinely hurt and threatened by the possibility that I've been more successful with women than him and that just feels so weird to me. like why do you feel bad? It's not a competition and even if it was the women you like wouldnt like me and the women that like me wouldnt like you? Maybe stop talking about right wing bodybuilders and acting macho at work because those girls you like think you're an annoying closet case?

[oh-donkeyspittle]

Not entirely sure if it’s a direct reference, but this Bowser cutout closely resembles the Alphadream Mario and Luigi Bowser

[mothmanmalewife]

I haven't really started transitioning beyond telling a few friends which pronouns to use, and broadly getting a gender neutral nickname on all my school documents, and yet somehow the transsexual energy is so potent that people just fucking know. had a lab partner a couple weeks ago who kept calling me "they" because he had no clue what was going on with my gender (this does not seem to be a default assumption he makes with everyone), and this kind of thing happens More Frequently Than I Know What To Do With

[todayisafridaynight]

had to do the y4 final fight twice (bc i let tanimura die by accident but thats not the point of this) and during daigos the 1st time my head was empty no thoughts BUT 2nd time around i kept begging him to not hit his surrogate papa and saying i didnt want to hit my kid what happened between those two fights that made me go family brained its so funny to me

i should never be a dad because my immediate thought to this ask was 'no kiryu should supplex his dumbass kid actually'

[yuribalisms]

So like, I don’t mind getting clocked. In some ways, it’s nice, and given the way I present myself, I can’t really fault people for clocking me. It definitely sucks when the wrong ppl clock me (like the ppl who try to get me to come to Church/ask to pray for me when none of my other coworkers deal with that bullshit) but that’s not the point. The point, is that I wish That type of queer person would learn they did not have to be so blatant about clocking me, nor does the fact that they clocked me mean that I am open to a conversation where they expect me to lay out every single aspect of my sexual, romantic, and gender identity. You don’t need to come up to me and say “idk how you identify, but you are very pretty or handsome, whichever you prefer” (a real thing some little teen said to me) you can just say “you look cool” or some other variation. If we’re never going to see each other again, you don’t need to know my pronouns. You don’t need to ask questions about my name. Just give me a little nod, I’ll probably understand what you mean, because now you’ve made me uncomfortable, and, depending on how blatant you are and who I’m around, you may have just outed me to someone I did not want to be out to. Like it is just not necessary

[bitchdafuqyousay]

just read the sentence “her gummy walls twitched happily” n tbh??? wish i could travel back in time n never read that n also i wish i was dead

[bananonbinary]

tragic: the ad on my phone was actually for a movie that looks interesting

[tiredsadpeach]

Y’all my work place has been absolute shit to a working mother lately on top of not taking racism claims seriously and constant scare tactics instead of using mistakes as teaching moments and I’ve been wanting to quit so I put in my two weeks today because the coworker that’s been treated like shit also is quitting and it kinda gave me a push and my store manager texted me telling me my experiences are wrong and trying to make my coworker look bad 😐 said he’d forward it to upper management with his statements of proof but little does he know I’m contacting HR tomorrow with my statements of proof you’re not scaring me off

[bcneheaded]

WAIT but i have a new side muse for this blog..... taps my fingers together....

[narutomaki]

as someone who did well in school here's what I learned:

I only need to remember something until the test on it comes out and then I wipe it from my brain either FOREVER or just re-learn is next year/when it becomes relevant