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saitamastamaticsoup · 1 year

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Nightbringer is so funny bc if diavolo didn’t threaten to send us back to the human world(idk of that happens I’ve only heard) Lilith would still he here no? I don’t think she would be like a baby when they said she was reborn as a human I just assume they just put her in the world and erased her memories but she was probably reborn as a child and grew up. But she would still be around meaning that it would be so incredibly far into the past because even they had a hard time tracing MC’s lineage😭 so imagine going back to like a time before lightbulbs were invented. Absolutely the FUCK NOT!!! I could not for a second live as a small sickly Victorian child no way I would be able to survive watching people Live in their own filth😭🤢 I’m sorry i’m not witnessing slavery or the black plague Dia has me all the way fucked up I’m too spoiled by modern technology like socks and hoodies

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me x black reader #obey me nightbringer #nightbringer lucifer #nightbringer spoilers #om! nightbringer #nightbringer mc #nightbringer diavolo #Barbados you better take my ass home now!!#I think I would actually change the course of history #if you put me in there and I’m watching slavery happen in like real time #I am going to overthrow the Catholic Church and change Christianity and Catholicschism as we know it #i’m going to start killing priests #I’m so serious telling people to shoot Christopher Columbus on site don’t even let them step foot on America #get gone!!!#like they didn’t take baths I know they smell bad🤢#they have a bouquet of flowers at weddings because those used to be onions #to disguise the smell of how bad people smelled because weddings used to take place in the summer #and these people haven’t discovered soap yet so onions #I would literally be throwing up so quickly #And if we have a canon Lilith design I need that white women to protect me #ain’t no way

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martiancount1877 · 11 days

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I gave my Bs some Chives, Bs Love Chives.

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abooknerdfrommiddleearth · 2 years

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#dracula daily #i feel kinda stupid now #i always pictured it more like spring onions never thought it produced flowers

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ria-starstruck · 1 year

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ur honor they are literally fucked up little foils of each other

thumbnails of ideas i was having for very fancy pieces under the cut! we’ll see if i get around to actually finishing any of them

#i have Hopes...we shall see about finishing them thumbnails #hollow knight #hollow knight fanart #hollow knight meme #chad vs virgin meme #catboy #im just tagging this whatever the shit now i guess #hollow knight soul master #hollow knight pale king #last one is my fave but im not sure what to have as the source of void there #like i drew ghost's mask but i also had delicate flower there at some point for whatever reason idk but ghost's mask doesn't rlly vibe #imo if u get what i mean. i do like the piece a lot tho #it's got a lot of Things going on. many layers. much like an onion. i'm happhy to explain if i don't get the finished piece out #ive decided to dislike the pure focus one bc its not obvious enough that pk is doing said pure focus w/o the words and i don't want to be #that reliant on words #<---literally enjoys drawing comics like some kind of weirdo or even a freak #one of the reasons pk is the virgin walk is bc we don't even get to fight him. hash tag lame #ok narratively i think it works out but also. i want to see what his boss fight would b like #thats what its called. the chad walk vs the virgin walk meme...no?#ugh whatever

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aturnoftheearth · 2 months

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WE HAVE CELERYYYYYYYYY

#it’s HUGE it feels like a bouquet of flowers i love her #we have like 5 more but no use pulling them up when we can only eat so much celery at once #i’m thinking about buying a bunch of carrots and using the onions we grew too to make a boatload of mirepoix :D #and freezing it for soups #jay’s silly little garden 🌱

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icewindandboringhorror · 1 month

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Misc. photos from the past year or so ~

#image commentary in tags once again since they don't allow captions anymore and I feel weird using the alt text for that --#1. napping bapy boye sneeping on his own foot as if it were a pillow #2. The little primrose that I have seems to bloom sporadically all year around as long as I bring it inside and don't let it freeze #in the winter. This was a flower that came up randomly like mid november lol #3. Rainbow where you can see a little bit of a second rainbow near the bottom of it :0 #4. CHILDREN.... love to see them.....#5. Halloween Candy ranking tierlist. not important enough to post on it's own. so throwing it in with one of these I guess lol #I am also not really a candy person at all and prefer bready stuff like cakes rather than chocolate bars (if I even have to have sweets #at ALL which usually I prefer savory food). I suspect the apple is controversial but.. I do love apples .... huzzah #actually am having applle and peanut butter snack right now as I'm writing this lol #6. Various bowls/cups/etc. that I got from a store at COMPLETELY different times like.. years apart from each other #yet at some point realized that they all mostly match in paint color and seem to be part of the same pattern #But I totally didnt make that connection until a few years ago when I was putting up dishes. I just bought them all invidually because it's #like 'oh cool! a cat' *1 year later* 'oh cool! a cat!' etc. lol.. I guess it must be a popular design if it's been around being sold that #long.#7. carne asada burrito and matcha bubble tea... oughhgh.... again one of my very rare meals where I actually go and get something..#probably my favorite meal currently. Something about the Chronic Anemia makes me crave beef burritos madly despite only having one #maybe twice a year or so ghjbhj.. plus the beans.... onions.... many of my Diet Forbidden foods... Also of course the little aishas #are there.... somehow they shall split the meal together even though it's like 10x bigger than their bodies.. they are also hungry #and vastly anemic... huzzah to them...#8. I've had this shirt for a long time but it fits very weird so I can never find a way to use it in outfits?? But I recently had #an appointment where a doctor needed to be able to look at my back and it's one of the only actual Shirts that I have (mostly i just own #long robes or tunics or jumper dress type of things that would be hard to lift up or etc. like... I dont even own a single normal 't-shirt'#or anyting aside from one giant tshirt that I sleep in in the summer lol.) So I wore this there.. I forget how much I love the pictures on #it.. how pleasant... little hummingbird... AND I think one of the flowers is supposed to be columbine ... !#photo diary

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wren-kitchens · 2 months

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im literally so glad depression did not take my sense of humour away because if it did I would literally just be angel from buffy and I cannot think of a fate worse than that

#i’m sorry I fucking hate him HES JUST SO BORING #ALL HE DOES IS BROOD #IT’S SO DULL #I couldn’t care less about who you ship buffy with but I could literally never get into her x angel because he’s just so DRY #LIKE YEAH WE GET IT YOU HAVE A SOUL AND YOU’RE SAD GET OVER YOURSELF #he literally. does not fucking stop being Sad all the time #it’s all he does #he’s only fun when he’s evil #and those like three episodes in the first season when he was mysterious in a fun way rather than the always fucking sad way #yeah he’s hot but that could not matter less HES SO BORING #spike is one of my favourite characters #better than angel by far because he’s ENTERTAINING #HE HAS LAYERS #he and joyce watching passions is the funniest shit idec #also that onion flower thing he kept talking about #there was never a dull moment with spike because he was FUNNY #‘out for a walk. bitch’#buffy is the perfect example of someone who can brood and Not be boring about it because SHE HAS DEPTH #she’s funny AND SHE HAD TO CLAW HER WAY OUT OF HER COFFIN AFTWR SHE WAS DRAGGED OUT OF HEAVEN #SHE GETS TO BROOD #also FAITH oh my god I fucking love faith #s7 faith <33333 #y’know I take back what I said about not caring who you ship buffy with her and faith makes way more sense than her and spike or angel #this turned into a rant about btvs but idec #I was complaining about depression earlier and made this joke to myself and I thought it was hilarious #i’m saying it to my mum tomorrow anyway idc she’d love it #wren wrambles #q

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rawwithlove · 9 days

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Just a few of my favorites in the garden lol the berries are doing OKAYISH. The peas are popping off lol the only problem is I don’t remember which ones are which anymore LMAO I believe there are also some cucumbers trying to grow in there but the ants never let us have any EVER. So, I'm don't wanna get my hopes up lol

I'm trying really hard to keep up with our garden this summer. Last year, I didn't water it enough :( Everything growing in this garden was either from scraps or on clearance from the store. My husband has a knack for bringing the dying plants back to life lol

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pinejay · 10 months

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i love when ppl post pictures of entirely foraged salads/soups bc they're so pretty but probably taste like absolute dogshit. i mean i've eaten a lot of those wild plants and they are not good.

#generally food is not good without at least a fat source and salt lmao #the only actually edible foraged leaf based dishes are like. some type of green cooked with wild onion and eggs #but flowers literally just taste like flowers... leaves taste like leaves #and u can't throw in like 10 different plants together and call it a dish lmao #even when u cook for real u don't just mix random shit together #omg and anyone who willingly eats young conifer leaves/needles r insane. the only way i would consume that is maybe as a tea #u gotta get reaalllyy desperate to start eating conifer and i mean no dandelion leaves level of desperate #also i'm sorry but u are not ''foraging'' daylilies u r picking them out of your mama's garden #*no edible grass type desperate (like grandparents in the chinese revolution type desperate)

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arrozaurus · 1 year

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ruscus is germinating!!!

#there is a tiny white thing under the white seed behind some substrate. thats the radicule #ruscus is a type of monocotyledon like onions and grass but its shrubby #and has fake leaves that are actually modified stems from which it flowers and fructifies #really cool plant imo #i think its a relative of the asparagus #plantourage

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kurtbrussels · 1 year

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back in middle school, part of the wonderland torment in my story was everyone misgendering and deadnaming alice while trying to convince her she is someone else until it finally got to her

and now that im older i realize it was.. pretty distasteful.. but i feel like theres still a good idea in there somewhere i just dont know how to form it

#og story was so fuckening edgy lmao i was in middle school yall dont even know #the old plot was that #wl was a mirrorverse and the queen had a son that had gone missing #who was supposed to be alice before she transd genders #so when she falls #everyone but cheshire and the flowers tried to convince her that she was the queens lost son #and she was forced into the princes position #and went mcfucking insane and took over #now.. um.. the queens lost child falls into 'real world' like alice falls into wl #they are still alt versions of each other so older sister is technically alice but older #and alice sister falls into Real Reality 2.0 #irl but it is affected by wl #so everyones memories are messed up and alice suddenly has a sister who never existed before but its fine #then wl implodes bc it has been overstuffed with dead corpses from everyones countless pastlives #and it starts a chain reaction that affects all other realities bc they are layered #like onion #and then it loops all the way back to the beginning but since wl no longer exists #reality is no longer affected by it #so now everything is normal again #yes..#its a huge mess haha idk how to go about any of it

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snarky-gourmet · 1 year

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im making tomato soup from scratch 😌

#by scratch i mean i just pulverised 8 lbs of tomatos myself and i made the chicken broth i added to it #i didnt grow the tomatos or onion tho 😔 my tomato plants actually didnt do anything this yr like none of my vegetables did :/#the plants were HUGE but there was nothing on them #not even flowers!!!#like *all* the vegetable plants not just the tomatoes #i cannot stress that enough #and my lettuce didnt even come up 🤨#massive crop failure of the [redacted] household

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shreksstepfather · 2 years

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OH WHY I THINK YOUD EAT A FLOWER NOT WHICH FLOWER YOUD EAT I CANT READ

Idk it’s something about your vibe. You feel like me, and I eat plants with reckless abandon, so you would probs eat one, like it, eat all of that one, then maybe a couple others since you’re already snacking.

Very very true!! I think you got my personality pinned down tbh. I used to eat flowers, mushrooms, bugs, and pinecones when I was a kid, so why not now?

I'm also a vegetarian so you got that going for you too!

#onion peels #not warrior cats #mmmm violets #mmmm clovers #and i remind you of yourself? awwww anon!!!#that's very sweet #i feel like we should be friends honestly #maybe in a past lifetime you and i were neighbors and sat on our lawns together and ate flowers? and dared each other to eat grasshoppers?#yeah that's definitely it. hello past life bestie!

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koifrog · 2 years

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Salad from my garden is so fulfilling ☺️☺️☺️

#talk #I rarely ever remember to eat my lettuce before it grows flowers so I’m excited #I had some spring onion too #not something I usually eat but I like it #my cucumber plant is going NUTS but no cucumbers to show yet #my bean plant put out two beans and I haven’t seen any since #I’m wondering if maybe we just don’t have pollinators here anymore #I know the landlord sprayed for bugs on the neighbors request a while ago #:(((((

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icewindandboringhorror · 10 months

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