#like wHY

[sky-is-the-limit]

Okay but is it really 141 content if you leave Gaz out? 🤨

[gr-book-worm-1818]

local fic reader finds absolutely perfect sent-from-above goldmine of an ao3 fic and discovers the author has not written anything else since 2021. 3 wounded 4 dead

[fairyfairyfairy]

chat did i eat that up or naw

[the-krakens-bitch]

I know I’m not the only one who was so grossed out by the communal puking scene

[lunamond]

Among all the dumb writing, inconsistent plotting, and worldbuilding in Acotar, I have to admit the thing that still makes me the most mad is how much Sjm managed to butcher the story of Tam Lin in her "retelling".

Because, tell me why that woman turned a story about a young woman saving her love from hell by holding on to him no matter what form he takes and trusting that no matter what he won’t harm her into that?

[rosenotactuallyquartz]

creators: “so rose will be soft and pink with a button nose, stars in her eyes, cute chubby cheeks, & the most precious (often confused) facial expressions. she will be filled with childlike wonder and a desire to heal others. she will spend her days playing with Lion Friends. she will be loved for 6,000 years by this badass swordfighter who thinks everything about rose is precious and her main soft spot is her fear of not being able to protect her.”

also creators: “but she’s SAD. like really sad. she has a dark past & no one knows how much they mean to her & she doesn’t know how much she means to THEM because she like, hates herself. lots of people won’t understand her so they’ll hate her, too. she’s also dead before the show starts. alright let’s get started—”

[whenitcomestodeath]

No you be having the most casual day and suddenly the universe reminds you that Crowley, KING OF HELL, canonically drunk-dialled dean Winchester and said dean Winchester was AWKWARD-SHY ABOUT IT

[runby2]

i have to live with this disorder for the rest of my life

[diegosumbrella]

My observations from s4 of Umbrella Academy

I dont even wanna talk about the main plot of whatever the fuck that car crash of a season four was, but heres some plot discrepancies I noticed while watching Umbrella Academy.

!! Season four spoilers under the 'see more' !!

- Luther's unnecessary body change

It's stated so clearly in s1 that Luther never gained his body from the marigold or developed it along with his powers. When he was up on that mission on the moon, he had an accident and Pogo had to donate his blood which resulted in Luther having that monkey body we all know and love.

So as Luther drank that said marigold, why would he suddenly gain back the blood donated from pogo and the body that comes along with that..? It's as if the writers themselves forgot why he had that body. Why write in unnecessary body dysphoria for my poor baby?

- Diego's sudden appearance of ab's

Listen. I am the last fucking person to complain about a Diego Hargreeves shirtless scene, where you see his pecs quite literally bounce BUT why did he change so drastically from 'dad bod' to suddenly 'ripped'?

I read an article interview with Steve Blackman and saw a few snippets from a podcast that explained that David (Diego's actor) didn't want to gain weight for the role, which is totally understandable. But if you have an actor who doesn't want to gain weight for this role, why not just keep Diego as fit?

Due to the short six episodes, it's extremely easy to miss how Diego slowly becomes more fit as time progressed. For most, and also myself at first, that fighting scene just looked confusing as fuck. Like two episodes before, Lila was calling you 'tubby' (or whatever the fuck she said), so why do you have abs now?? Where did the dilf diego dad bod disappear to :(

- Allison's beloved Ray just leaving her

I'm not sure if i'm taking this the wrong way completely but... In the scene after Allison had given Klaus the marigold against his wishes, but also to save his life. As Klaus is calling out every member of the family, he mentions how he 'took care of Allison when Ray walked out'.

Like i'm sorry but the fuck do you mean Ray just walked out?? Why did he leave Allison if she had no powers. She'd clearly built a better life for herself and began to change her mindset for the better, compared to s3 she's drastically better.

It's never explained (probably again for the lack of episodes) and it's never even mentioned again. Like does Allison share custody of Claire with Ray? Does Claire even see her father? I have so many questions and once again, a severe lack of answers.

- Klaus breaking his five year sobriety

As much as us as an audience are aware of Klaus' addictive tendencies and his utter thirst for form of drug in the former seasons, but why establish that he's not only been sober for three entire years but he's also now a huge germaphobe just for him to ruin it in five seconds.

The main problem I had with this is the fact none of the siblings, including and most importantly Allison, had zero reaction to this. They weren't upset, angry, disappointed or fuck it even happy. They practically ignored the fact their brothers three year detox went out the window.

Five's ability to time jump

Before I get you all jumping up my arse, i'm fully aware I could discuss how they completely just fucked his character development and his entire personality as a whole for a shitty romance that made absolutely no sense but I'm gonna make a separate post on that because oh boy do I have some shite to say.

ANYWAY.

I can't even go into much detail with this one but why is it that every time five attempts to do his time jumps, he ends up in that subway but when he does it with Lila in that end episode.. he can suddenly just jump..?? normally?? Like why. Why can he now only just time jump as he used too. WHY WAS THE SUBWAY NEEDED FOR OTHER THAN FOR THAT AWFUL FIVE X LILA PLOT????

It's as if the writers couldn't come up with a way to get the brellies into that building with Ben so instead of using critical thinking and writing them breaking in, they just said 'fuck it make him time jump with Lila'. Like no I have questions??

[orienteddreamerrr]

I miss him...😔

Please have someone tell him that I am waiting for him in his office! lol😅

[webb4teen]

💀 bro really posted a video of his legs on main with no context bring me back this silly guy on instagram btw

[cityzenshark]

Imagine the Malto Terrans getting a culture clash with how their family and teachers treat them VS how most other Cybertronians treat newsparks.

The Terrans are adults at birth. But because their physiology are more organic than robotic, they learn and grow like humans and are treated like human children due to their child-like behaviour.

Cybertronians don't do that. Once you can read, communicate and control your T-cog, you're getting a job and see the world entirely by yourself.

"I was two days old when I got my first job." Bee said nonchalantly.

Jawbreaker gasped, "Your city made you work right after you were born?"

"Hey, we literally brought you along to save your Mom and Megatron when you're ... less than 24 hours old..."

And that's how Bee realizes he and Optimus made a mistake they swore to not repeat.

Meanwhile the Chaos Terrans are annoyed that the Maltos and Autobots baby them now. "We were minutes old when you blame us for things we know nothing about. And now you're coddling us? Eww!"

[weepingtalecowboy]

Fanfic prompt: you know how dink can control monsters and all

You know what would be beyond cruel

If he took the form of Malon and started fighting time while the chain is busy fighting the hord

Time gets increasingly angrier and annoyed by him daring to use his wife’s face to make him feel bad

Then in one cut he hatefully stabs him in the stomach and Dink drops this nightmare of a sentence while laughing

“You know that I can control monsters do you really think that she could resist me?”

Then gives time one last Malon like smile before dying

But the body never changes back and the hero of time has to see his lover’s death body right in front of him

The chain also watches in horror and guilt as time breaks down

And after the shock passes

A portal appears and the chain spends the entire time walking to Lon Lon ranch in silence and guilt for not realizing that the shadow took control over a loved one

As they open the door

The entire house was empty

And now either Malon was hanging out with her friends and because of that wasn’t home

Or

The shadow wasn’t gaslighting them and time really just killed his wife

(Wind just wondering why everyone is upset over the shadow dying because he can clearly see that it’s the shadow with his ghost seeing ability

Not understanding that the others are not capable of seeing ghosts and just thinks that they are guilty for killing a monster with their loved one's face

Is hilarious to think about)

[lesouverainderien]

Charlie Spring taught me the lesson of "you don't owe those who hurt you your forgiveness no matter what they say" so well that I'm not normal about Edwin being like "yeah dude, you constantly bullied me and was the reason i ended up in FREAKING HELL, but you did it cause you had a crush on me, so naturally i forgive you. Wanna go back to the world of living with me?"

[scrimblyscrorblo]

Been watching the new Poppy’s Playtime chapter 3 playthroughs, this butch scares me

It is the mouth it should not go like that, I also love his vibes he’s a lil freak maybe my fav? Besides Mommy ofc

[maxwolfess]

the best thing that ever happened to me😭