#like why is it so difficult

[awkward-jester]

That one scrapped ROTTMNT episode where Mikey’s the big brother but in the bad timeline

[ellie-r2]

Can and will crash out over painting his hair

[jimmyjrsmusoems]

looooove writing aged up tinimmy fics but absolutely hate having to decide what they do for work in each one

[scrapyardboyfriends]

forever waiting for people on the internet to learn how to spell the word "choked"

the number of times I've read "chocked" today in reference to that 911 preview scene hurts my soul...

[icewindandboringhorror]

(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

[beastwhimsy]

a project I finally got around to finishing!! the mane 6, inspired by their earlier generation counterparts, within a medieval fantasy style setting. please don't repost without permission! you just need to ask.

some fun facts:

fluttershy is half unicorn here!! that's why she has the deer-like build and slightly long tail.

rarity is half horse

applejack is fully just a horse.

pinkie and rainbow are the only true ponies

their jobs (in the order shown in the lineup) are royal messenger, royal jester, royal menagerie keeper, royal tailor, royal orchard farmer and Queen Celestia's Most Specialest Student.

in this au, they all met due to working within the castle grounds.

in this au, celestia is queen, luna is still banished, and twilight is discouraged from making friends as it distracts her from her studies. she is celestia's heir and grew up in the castle.

they are all marekissers. lol. also rarity is transfem and rainbow is bigender.

[inkskinned]

the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.

when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."

but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.

now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.

the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.

but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."

the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.

but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?

because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!

and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.

[hyena-teafs]

I hate that i have like 5 sketchs that I just can't figure out how to colour.

Like, it should be simple since I've done it so many times but for some reason it's just not working :(

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[bananakinstarwalker]

I just about broke my brain trying (and failing) to spell September probably a dozen times. It’s like there was a shirt in my muscle memory and autocorrect didn’t even bother to help.

Here are a few honorable mentions for September misspellings:

Sepemteb

Setpember

Stepmber

Setpemter

Septemtr

Septemter*

Like my anniversary is in September for crying out loud, why can’t I spell it???

*this is the point I had to walk away from my desk cause I could not get it right

[carpediemma]

For some reason, an electric car having buttons is like a dress having pockets--rare and you want to tell everyone about it when you do.

[nvwu-moved]

guys i have to have this analysis essay length description of what my house looks and literally every time i delete it the grubhub drivers disappear my food.. wtf and this time i stepped out to get a little sippy sip of some coffy and didn’t answer the dude’s text in time so now i don’t get to munchy munch on some frenchy fries???? fucked up

[umblrspectrum]

so like is it specifically planets the solver craves or can it get by with just eating dirt off the ground

[sweetmapple]

Communion

[deltawilds]

The cuties ever

[bunnieswithknives]

What a blessing to meet someone like you With eyes as dead as mine, it's fine It's normal people things just to lie here in silence

Fanart of Changeling Timmy from @cubbihue's AU, please check it out if you haven't seen it already!

[technically-human]

Ooh askask, hiw do you imagine they spend their birthdays? Like any of the AUs I love them all. OH, does classic Stone even know Eggman's bday? I get the vibe he just chills and doesn't ask questions.

May 19th is St. Ivo's feast day. Patron Saint of lawyers and abandoned children (yeah)

Some people look up saints' feast days to name their kids, and I've decided that's what his parents did.

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