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fantabulisticity · 1 year
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Gonna copy&paste what I sent in the groupchat earlier bc I can't be fucked to retype it all out:
Y'all, I just got up to start my laundry before [name] (laundry lady), and her laundry is already in there. At 8:25 am on a Sunday. If she starts this early every Sunday, that means she uses the laundry machines until 5-7 pm EVERY WEEK.
That is SO MUCH LAUNDRY. She doesn't have any kids. Why does she have so much fucking laundry
Either that, or she started earlier on purpose because last week I got in before her, which she propably didn't like ("or get here earlier" so I did. And she's still mad about it). So she got in earlier so I couldn't start before her.
Which is like. A WILD amount of petty. Why do you need the laundry machines ALL DAY on a Sunday every single week when there are 7 units and only one set of machines?
She told me to get there earlier so I did. And now she's starting earlier so I can't anymore. Like. What the fuck.
(The evidence suggests it's the latter rather than the former)
I'm gonna do my laundry at my Mom's house today.
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cafffine · 10 months
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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
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psychlocke · 1 month
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laios you will always be iconic to me
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tariah23 · 13 days
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White people are miserable, racist losers period. They’ve even been getting mad at Japanese people for correcting them about Yasuke as well.
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jell-o101 · 8 months
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I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.
BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol
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black-quadrant · 7 months
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y’all remind yourselves your account is your space. you’re not a performance. you’re not annoying by being yourself. if people aren’t into it they can leave. you’re not obligated to please anyone, especially at the cost of your personal expression. the worst thing you can do for your online enjoyment is to filter or censor yourself.
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wariocompany · 1 year
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I feel like the only person not tempted to use ChatGPT like it doesn't even occur to me as an option
I DON'T CARE THAT YOU HAVE SOME EXCEPTION AND ABSOLUTELY MUUUUST USE CHATGPT THIS ISN'T A CONFESSIONAL BITCH!!!
HI!!! READ OBÉLIX ET COMPAGNIE
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You thought it was gonna be Gaylois?? NO. I've had a change of heart.
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aropride · 1 year
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i love cishets and their somewhat ugly pride merch that lets us know they're at least fairly safe to be around i'm serious. like genuinely being like 13 and seeing random adults at the store in black "love is love" shirts where every letter is a different pride flag and the whole thing clashes horribly was the most comforting thing.
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mydairpercabeth · 4 months
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cousin bonding 🥰
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ot3 · 3 months
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i can't believe that we're doing 'i use bro/dude in a gender neutral way' discourse in 2024 because even without the blatant transmisogyny of being unwilling to make incredibly minor linguistic concessions for the sake of not casually misgendering trans women, 'dont call people things that will upset them' is a concept literal kindergartners are capable of grasping. if someone says 'don't use these words to refer to me, i don't like it' and your response is anything but 'sorry, i won't do it again' then the kindest possible interpretation of your behavior is that you are a huge asshole that nobody should want to hang out with.
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ace-with--a-mace · 1 month
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bitches be like "we need more evil women in media" and they cant even handle tashi duncan from challengers (2024)
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jame7t · 11 months
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whenever someone is like weirdly hostile or needlessly rude to me online i just attribute it to the fact that theyre obviously just an alt account of the one person i cant stand. this isnt true but it means no haters exist in my eyes
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dokupine · 4 months
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peach
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tiffycat · 5 months
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The vibes on this guy... Maybe it's a Gotham thing
Continuation of my lil delusional crossover cause I still think it is very fun and also people seemed to like the first set of doodles :D
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incredubious · 5 months
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Good Night Gamers...
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peachebo · 6 months
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I remember I had a concept about alternative ending of sl where michael brings ennard home and jus lives very normal life with a killing machine...
also here's ennard with da cat
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