#lil freaky weirdo

[hime-bee]

in the chance that leu might've posted anything in any of his social medias, what would his daily tweets look like?

He doesn't post often, he usually just lurks, likes and retweets! Every now and then, he'll probably post some scenery pics, some gacha pulls, and maybe a stray thought or two. He's the type to post something rancid like "is it weird that I want to breathe the same air as them 24/7?" and then delete it like, the next day 😭😭 He still has a bit of shame left

Bonus: If he had a Tumblr, he would DEFINITELY make an anonymous irl yandere account where he constantly posts about his beloved and fantasies he's had, etc

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[johaerys-writes]

Sacrilegious

Achilles/Patroclus | E | 1.9k

I have no explanation for this other than the fact that @baejax-the-great sent this in the group chat:

...... and I simply had to write it. Please enjoy.

Read on AO3!

Achilles is a pious man. 

He always observes the holy days, performs the rituals and makes the appropriate sacrifices, and always, before each meal, makes an offering to the gods. 

When Ajax comes by the Myrmidon camp that evening, Achilles fills everyone’s goblets with the wine that the slaves have mixed with water in the big bronze bowls. From his spot near the fire, tending to the meat that’s roasting on a spit over the coals, Patroclus watches Achilles as he solemnly offers a libation to Zeus and Hestia for blessing their meal. Wine is poured onto the soil, which drinks it up greedily.

Then, and only then, does the feast begin.

The men laugh and eat and drink, make boastful jests about their exploits and the spoils they’ve taken from each recent battle. After the platters of meat are taken away, Achilles brings out his lyre. This is his favourite moment, Patroclus thinks: when Achilles places his finely carved lyre on his lap and sets his fingers on the strings, and everyone around the table goes quiet, holding their breaths in exquisite rapture. The clear sounds of the instrument and Achilles’ voice fill the night air; Achilles himself looks like an otherworldly being pulled out of a myth or an old story, the flickering firelight painting his golden features in delicate brass-rose tones.  

It is close to midnight when Ajax and his generals thank Achilles and Patroclus for their hospitality and make their way towards their own camp. Patroclus is secretly relieved that they left earlier tonight, unlike those other nights when Achilles and Ajax would get caught in games or banter until the early morning. As much as Patroclus enjoys Ajax’s company, it’s been a long day, and there was too much to take care of during it. He’s looking forward to finally going to sleep. 

Which doesn’t seem to be an option, as Achilles catches his hand in much too meaningful a way the second the door of the tent falls closed behind him. 

“Achilles—” Patroclus starts in laughing protest, but whatever he had been about to say is muffled when Achilles draws him near to kiss him deeply. His lips taste of wine and spices and the lingering sweetness of his singing, and Patroclus sighs and melts into his embrace, helpless to the pull. 

“I’ve been thinking of this all night,” Achilles murmurs, hands drifting to Patroclus’ lower back. He pulls him flush against him.

“I thought it was Ajax’s heroic tales of the taking of Arisbe you were thinking about, and all the gold he found there,” Patroclus teases. “You seemed quite taken with them.” He groans softly when Achilles’ thigh presses between his legs. He brings up no resistance when Achilles pushes him towards the grandiose chair by the even more grandiose table he had acquired earlier that month. 

“Exaggerations, most of them, I’m sure,” Achilles says. “I doubt even mighty Ajax can kill ten men with one fell swoop of his sword.”

“You’ll never know until you see it.” Patroclus lets Achilles sit him down on the chair, heat rising within him at the sight of his lover kneeling between his open legs. Achilles’ palms smooth up the length of Patroclus’ thighs, pushing the fabric of his chiton out of the way. He glances up at Patroclus, lips curled in a smirk that’s full of smugness and suggestion; beneath the fabric, Patroclus is already hard and aching, as if he’d been waiting for this very moment all night as well. 

But Achilles makes no move to touch him. Instead, he reaches for the goblet that’s been left on the table. There is still some wine in it from their meal earlier that day. Achilles picks it up, then reverently whispers a small prayer under his breath before pouring some wine on the ground.

“What are you doing?” 

Achilles looks at him straight in the eyes, as if the answer is obvious. “I’m about to have a feast, that’s what.” 

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[c1tyhaunts]

MY MUSE IN A RELATIONSHIP | ↪ @lotuskissed: 🎶😡 (lilah & jacket/richard)

🎶Do they have a type?

originally, Lilah thought she loved the suave types. think: tall, dark, and handsome- a older, rich man with power and influence, someone who can get her out of her shitty home town. when she was a young girl, living in a small town, all she could envision was the man who could get her out of hell.

and then, she actually dated a man like that - then her life literally turned to hell. not only was nick virago rather boring personality wise (yeah, he's cool & charismatic, but he can't take a joke), but he was a control freak, which often follows his type of man. he wants a CERTAIN image of Lilah, and she can't abide by those expectations anymore.

now in her older, wiser age, Lilah's taste have matured more and focuses more on the personality first, looks second. personality wise, lilah wants a romantic like herself; an intelligent orator type who loves books and/or the arts. somebody bombastic and eccentric that she can have fun with. in terms of physical looks, she loves short kings/queens (5'7" - 5'10").

😡 What are their deal breakers?

BEING CONTROLLING/JEALOUS; do not ask Lilah to act a certain way or be a certain way, it will not turn out well for her partner. because Lilah's last two relationships failed because of their desired vision of her, whenever Lilah sees any ounce of expectations on how she should act OR any envy on who she's affiliated with, she'll cut it out quick.

HATING ART/TOO REALISTIC; Lilah lives her life as if it's poetry, she wants to build a story with her partner and want to live like this is their last life. being with someone who hates the life line of humanity - art, books, and media - would break her heart. she doesn't want to be with a grouch, she wants to be with another "glass half full" individual.

UNINTERESTING/BORING INDIVIDUALS; this is a rather petty reason, but Lilah wants to be able to hold a conversation with her partner - she wants someone she could talk to for hours about everything and anything. if someone can't hold a conversation or tell her something interesting, she tunes out pretty quick.

[grabattheseballsss]

Ass or tits post but they barely answer the question

NSFW text !!!

Btw if yawll have any headcannon ideas do send them in pls !!! Smooches !!

John price

this is absurd, to think you would ask him such a disrespectful question, I mean if you weren’t dating this is a huge HR violation, plus he won’t just pick like you’re some object he gets to use to his pleasure (thighs and fupas)

Simon Riley

Ass…. No wait he likes tits

Actually he likes ass… but maybe more so the thighs… nah nah it’s just ass … actually here, go wear these outfits and come back to me, I need to make my mind up for sure, you know, for research purposes.

John McTavish

Couldn’t choose, had to go run a few laps to clear his brain

Came back and just held your shoulders and said

“Yes”

You’d be confused and ask him the question again and he’d just look at you with sad eyes and whimper out

“Please don’t make me chose”

Kyle Garrick

Tits, absolutely tits, this man has a thing for milfs, my darlings with big or small tits, if he sees you in a blouse or a tank top that shows your cleavage, he’s running the nearest bathroom to relieve himself.

You had to go undercover on a mission once, having to dress up as a server at a strip club, you needed to have ears on the inside, and he had to save all the footage he was watching… for safety purposes of course, what if he didn’t notice a very illegal bad thing happen to you on his 89th rewatch ?!

Rodolfo parra

Tits, but also into necks, he also loves your back, and the curve of your hips, and how your rolls show when he has you in a weird position, and he loves watching you change or slip into your everyday clothes, how some tights fabrics tug at your pretty plush skin, he loves it when you lay your feet on his lap, silently asking him to rub them for you, watching you stretch, watching you walk, how you interact with others …

Wait sorry what was the question ?

Alejandro Vargas

This whore…. Ass.

He’d slap your ass ever time you’re walking by, if you’re leaning on a counter, on your phone, he would stand behind you and slap your ass bongos, laughing and kissing your temple as you try to smack him.

If he sees you sleeping on your side he will crawl lower and cuddle your ass, it’s just such a nice cushion  :(

One time the team all went out for drinks after a successful mission, and you changed into a white tank top, low cut bell bottom jeans and Rudy handed you a cowboy hat as a joke, but all Alejandro could think about is which bathroom is the closest for him to take you.

Also steals your panties after every quickie

Valeria

See….. here’s the thing, Valeria loves one thing, and that thing is seeing you all submissive and ready for her to take, she loves sitting in a meeting with some dealers, her legs spread, you by her feet, hugging onto the lower part of her legs, humping on her dirty boot, your tits pressed against her knee as your clothed pussy rubs in messy motions as you try to get some sort of release, she loves holding a gun to your head, asking you to only make eye contact with her, in a room filled with judging eyes.

She needs everyone to know what’s hers, and what would happen if they even dared to speak of what’s hers.

König

Listen, I see könig as a little weirdo, a lil freaky boy. When he’s infatuated with someone, he won’t be able to find a single flaw in them, seeing your skirt riding up at bit too high that shows your ass that’s covered in opaque stockings, and if there’s a little rip in those stockings, even if the rip is like, down near your ankle, he’s gonna pop a boner.

If you’re a fashion girly that likes to show their body off oh baby he’s buying you anything you want if you just give him a show, tops that barely hide your nipples, about 90% of your tits out on display, one slip and you’ll be flashing him.

Seeing you in his clothes, seeing his hoodie bunched up around around waist as you hold it up a bit, fixing your pants, oh he’s going to jump that hoodie later.

Horangi

Tits, or so he thought, he’s always found your chest gorgeous, what he wouldn’t give to be able to suck on your nipples day and night, that is until you were sparring one time, you had him in a chokehold… with your thoughts pressed against his neck, his head resting on your lap as you look down at him, animalistic fire in them as you grin down at him, all he could think about was how your eyes gazed down on his, how the pressure of your thick thighs pressed against his neck felt like heaven, like the pain in his neck was cured (it wasn’t)

After the sparring match he just had to collect his thoughts, he needed you to be on top of him, preferably with your crotch right on top of his face with your soft sweaty thighs caging him in .

Laswell

This lady……… she’s the hard dom price wishes he was.

She’s so calm and collected on the outside, at her work everyone sees her as this no nonsense lady who refuses to listen to some old fart tell her what she can and can’t do, she’ll always do what’s right

And so when her pretty girl, in a gorgeous dress she got for you, comes to her job, holding a tiny bag filled with her lunch, hair done, makeup looking flawless, and a bright smile that makes her coworkers envy her.

She loves her sweet girl that’s too innocent to notice how promiscuous she looks in that form fitting dress, how her tits press together when she hands her the bag, Kate would simply thank you, kissing you briefly before giving your bum a smack as she tells you to get back home and get ready for her tonight

What? The woman is stressed at work and her girl comes in looking like a goddess in a tight dress, plus it’s not like any of her coworkers blame her.

[soupbabe]

I don’t know who to go to to talk about this but I had a dream about The Lost Boys last night and I’ve been thinking about it all day and I was wondering what the boys reactions would be if you told them you had a dream about them. If that makes sense.

Thank you as always <3

Telling the Lost Boys You Dream About Them

This is so cute and w the Lost Boys ?? It's even better omg

David

- He's milking the attention on him for all it's worth

- He's going to make you embarrassed and flustered about it and David is going to have the best time of his life doing so

- "No, repeat what you just said, I didn't hear. What was I wearing again?" He heard it he absolutely heard it

- Like don't get me wrong, it's extremely flattering for David, he loves that you think about him all the time

- But also he will poke fun at you any chance he gets

Dwayne

- I think this could be the only thing that could make Dwayne red in face

- He's a sap he loves thinking that you dream about him!! Please tell him everything!!

- His eyes are transfixed on you, his teasing is minimal

- If you ask him if he ever dreams about you, I think his blush gets worse

- He absolutely does, all the time, but not even waterboarding is going to get that information out of him

Paul

- He reacts like David, but his teasing is somehow much worse

- You could describe to him the most innocent dream, but Paul will turn it into something dirty because it's funny to rile you up

- He's trying so hard not to laugh everytime he goes "Stop lying what really happened" every time you tell him your dreams

- You're not going to win,,, you tell him to shut up and hit him and he's all giggles and still adamant about the dream that never happened

- he's too much of a menace never tell him anything

Marko

- Yeah Marko is teasing, but honestly he's more excited to hear about the weird dreams

- Were there any freaky weirdos chasing you? Was he the freaky weirdo chasing you? Let him know PLEASE

- But if it's something unexpected for him, like a dream that's genuinely sweet, he's gonna go quiet

- He's not overly flustered like Dwayne, but he's just gonna buffer a lil. Thinking too much about what to do

- "...so you wanna recreate it or what."

[freakymcnastys]

“meet the grahams” - a mha book - headcannons!!

general headcannons:

sero and bakugou are hispanic 🤷‍♀️ sorry yall i don’t make the rules

sero specifically is puerto rican (on his dads side)

bakugou is dominaican, on his moms side because that is a dominican mom if i’ve ever seen one 😭

i can totally see those two getting into it during hangouts because sero called him a pendejo (stupid) and they’re just yelling at each other in spanish💀💀

tokoyami is a hardcore mistki lover and his favorite is the puberty album (i bet on losing dogs is his anthem 💔💔)

1A does friday night karaoke

mina and tokoyami singing “bring me to life” by evanescence-

ok hear me out… bakugou SECRETLY likes mitski (“i want you” and “class of 2013”)

every other friday night sero and denki take editables (provided by sato in 1B) and go to the aquarium

class 1A has a secret tiktok account

junko and chiaki stream fortnite sometimes

aizawa recommended that they do weekly bonding things so every week 1A gathers in the common room and they play boardgames or cook or watch something

uraraka and tsu are the biggest bakers known to mankind!! like they skip activities to bake cakes and cookies for everyone

1A has a minecraft server but junko and sero got banned for being too freaky :(

hawks x dabi is cannon in this because it’s my (kats) roman empire so be excited for the juicy drama

junko’s headcannons:

enji has def said to junko that shoto should’ve eaten her in the womb ☺️

“i know it’s over” by the smiths is so sero x junko core <33

whenever junko was on her period she literally REFUSES to get up for day 1 and makes sero or shoto go to the convence store to buy her like snacks and stuff

she’s actually really good at 21 (card game)

plays on sero’s ps5 (tlou2 and sims4)

her pfp on twitter is a pic of endeavor with a red cross over it (🚫) and the name is “dni endeavor”

hangs out with natsuo more than the rest of her siblings

her and shoto have to fight the twin telepathy allegations ☹️

wasn’t sure what sero meant by “netflix and chill” until he sat her down to have the whole birds and the bees talk 💀

chiaki’s headcannons:

has a picture with metallica (she was like a toddler)

toshinori has camcorder footage of her when she was younger running around in UA and it’s tucked in a box somewhere

“duvet” by bôa is literally bakugou x chiaki :)

chiaki's favorite game is resident evil and her king is leon kennedy

her devil (which is apart of her quirk) is always present behind her but only when she takes her eyepatch off does it actually do anything other than loom behind her LOL

the biggest drawback of deal with the devil (her quirk) is that every time she overuses her quirk it takes a year off her life starting at 100...and bakugo doesn't know this until someone says something

not to make her an mc...but she didn't take the regular entrance exam cause her quirk is so powerful so when she gets there everyone is like "who tf is this weirdo" and yeah she's so mysterious

she's an academic weapon but you would never know cause all the time she's playing video games.

She loves having really colorful braids and she loves putting them in fun lil hairstyles :3 she usually lets denki pick because he thinks her hair is so cool

whenever she had to take her hair down/out of braids she invites the bakusquad to help but only katsuki, mina and sero are allowed to since denki and kirishima aren’t allowed to use scissors 💔

- love always, kat + devina <3

[proshipconfessions]

I'm surrounded by antis in the fandom I'm currently in and I wish there were more fans who are proship TT_TT It feels like I am walking through a mine field trying to avoid antis!

There is this one character I am obsessed with and I would love to chat with fans that are mutually interested but I have never seen anybody openly proship who is into said character....

It sucks so bad that I gotta worry about the fact that I might be interacting with antis whenever they don't openly mention that they are either an anti or proship person on their blog. It sucks!!!!!

I am afraid of the potential harrassment I might recieve if I openly mention that I am proship on my fandom blog so I present myself in a neutral way...

So often I wonder how many people must feel the same way... I wonder how many people have interacted with me worried that I may be an anti too...

This sucks so bad, it's pretty lonely ngl.

I just wanna be a freaky lil weirdo surrounded by fellow freaky lil weirdos who wouldn't treat me like shit over goddamn fiction!!!!!!

———

[hime-bee]

Freaky deaky

VERY FREAKY!!!! Rest assured that he would use them to masturbate too

I'm so in love with the way you draw him, I swear 😭😭 Even when he's bein' a lil weirdo LMAO. I also love that I'm the one taking them away 😂😂 HE HAS TO BE STOPPED!

[mercyedes]

What caught your eye about hambone? First I thought he was silly bc of the gold teeth but I learned more about the real hambone and I love him sm!! <3 the actor is so beautiful

my first watch of mota when he showed up in ep 1 & the end of ep 2, i recognized him as "wtf this dude has gold teeth oh he's defo a fuck boy" but didn't think much of ham LMAOOO i was still madlyyyy obsessed w/ buck and crosby i didn't have time for my eyes to wander <3

wait hold on i wrote way more than i thought i would lemme read more. i love hambone. he is everything to me

and then like episode 5 came around and i kept rewatching the first couple of episodes and i should've known better because i KNEW he was (is) fine as fuck i simply could not ignore it any longer. i always love the off-putting pretty bitches and hambone is exactly that, an off-putting pretty bitch. i was endeared by his bright ass blonde hair because it reminds me A LOT of an f1/f2 driver i love (liam lawson) so i feel like i kinda was set up from the beginning to be partial to this tall blonde pretty boy 😩💜

AND JUST LIKE YOU when i decided i was way too curious and enamored to ignore hammy's existence any longer, i just started researching more about real ham and just fell in love with brady's crew in general and found hammy so interesting and cool -- there is a part in a wing and a prayer where crosby writes about how hambone (unlike harry) genuinely wanted to get to the war and during training he was worried the war would already be won and over before he got the chance to go fight in it. and another member of brady's crew wrote in a journal he kept about how, while they were still in the U.S., all of brady's crew agreed with one another that they didn't wish to fight for the honor and medals of it all, they just wanted to go do their jobs, help return the world to something peaceful, and then go home. we love humble kings. anyway this is a side note but i'm ngl i feel like sometimes people in the fandom kinda mischaracterize/"Fanon"-ize hambone a lot and it sometimes rubs me the wrong way. but that's just me

obviously he probably still counts as a minor character in MOTA, but idk i love the character jordan still portrayed, he's a lil weirdo and a little silly with his gold teeth of course, but i fully love the bits of personality we got from him <33 he's a funny, witty boy with pride and confidence about his job (bombardiers r so hot it's just true. they are sexy af being competent) but also stubborn and a little aloof and easily irritable, doesn't seem to be all too bothered by being overly kind to people he doesn't know/we often only see him socializing with people from brady, crank, or blakely's crews (all men who irl hambone shared barracks with and had close ties to !) ... i love a dude who keeps to himself / doesn't feel the desire to step too far outside of his close social circle, it makes him even more intimidating imo and i love it. he's so hot. he's like a cryptid to me and i find his freaky vibes insanely alluring. like even the cat killing CANNOT put me off, if anything it made him sexier idk why .... like he's a lil vicious yes but he's also a resourceful bastard like that, like brady said protein is protein & hambone was very kind to his buddies to make them cat soup <3

ALSO he's just very very fun to write. i adore writing him he's so interesting.

[skadream]

i watched lisa frankenstein on the plane home (on mute bc i didnt have an aux cord so i was actually listening to music on my phone while reading the captions)

i really enjoyed it it was a cute lil freaky high school romcom, it was very queer (not actually but the vibes were right), frankenstein as played by cole sprouse was like charming and cute i guess :\ cole sprouse should only play lil weirdos forever i think.

also transmasc moment, they wanted to have sex but frank didnt have a penis (presumably bc it was decayed like his other body parts, but the way it was phrased was extremely trans, lisa literally told him "you don't need one of those to be a man anyway" like!!!! ok!!!!!) so long story short, lisa's crush was sleeping with her stepsister and she found out and called them out on it, when frank steps in and chops the guys dick off so lisa could attach it to him and they could fuck, it was awesome.

i'd love to watch it with the sound on one day :)

[capitalisticveins]

hey b can you tell me what the vibe is with vegas vids? I tried listening to his first vid ages ago but it creeped me tf cause he seemed like a freaky lil weirdo? is that just the voice or was I accurate in my assumption?

WSPPPP😝😝😝

Mayhaps you judged him too harshly👀. His first...maybe 3? audios in chronological order (counting the FL one) are very creepy yes, but when the plot starts picking up and he starts being more genuine...by like the 4th audio...his character is more interesting and he gains more depth. He's not FREAKY freaky dw, unless you're talking abt Imp Vega. 😭

It's gonna be hard listening to that little shit without falling asleep for a while tho that mf is so soothing I hate it

[nineblooddances-if]

My lil freak of an mc has resting 👁👁 face

Promise you'll be around more freaky ass people soon. Half the commanders are WEIRDOS

[aculka-the-shark]

The complete collection of the freaky lil guys, the funzies, the weirdos.

[maraudersmary]

okay so the marauders and gals loving criminal minds is a pretty large (but unsubstantial) part of my fic and i was wondering who you thought each person would be? i think:

mary -> morgan -> flirty, popular, attractive, older sibling vibes

dorcas -> emily -> badass, raging lesbian, secretly soft, hot

marlene -> elle -> badass, hot, hates men (loves her few), raging lezza, mean

lily -> JJ -> kind, fit as fuck, motherly, but can kill a bitch when needed, bisexual

alice/james -> garcia -> love gossip, HOT, very smart but also ditzy, heavy flirters, pansexual

remus -> reid -> i think this is very self explanatory

frank -> hotch -> fatherly presence, dilf vibes, subtly funny

sirius -> rossi -> ngl i just think this is funny, rich, very unserious (🤣) , loves his found family

peter -> gideon -> just a freaky funny weirdo lil guy

can u tell i think they’re all attractive (i also think peter and sirius are attractive but unfortunately gideon isn’t (i think rossi lowks is in a gilf way but i’m not admitting that))

[dollivication]

hehe its.. its.. its me.. hii:3

so um.. classmate!v.. hes kinda like top of the class n shit, always getting the best grsdes n the teachers love his ass (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) bawttt.. hes also pretty much a loner loser bc he doesnt rlly hve any friends and ofc he doesnt have a partner he js has a crazy parrot n a big cat waiting 4 him at home.. ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) 

he kinda doesnt mind it tho!! hes used to it!! till he mets troublemaker!user that is.. he immediately falls HARD 4 them.. like he starts going batshit over it, stealing their shit, fantasizing abt tthem all the time, he even cuts their hair when they sit in front of him LMFAOOO he has this crazy user shrine at home w all the shit he stole from them>< (and best believe he has some fking used panties or sum bullshit in there. do NAWT ask him where he got that from.. and certainly do NAWTTTT ask him why is it crunchy..)

luckily for him user is pretty much failing all of the classes so the teachers assign HIM🫵 to tutor them.. hes head over heels:( life seems to b FINALLY smiling at him when user willingly accept to go to his house for their tutoring!! he was scared of them saying no bc.. everyone thinks hes a lil weirdo (he is) but they accepted nyways!! hes thriving (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

bawtt.. nothing cant ever be too good 4 him bc troublemaker!user is in fact a troublemaker and js cant stay still n listen to him:( it gets worse when he leaves them alone on his room for a sec bc he needed to bring some books or sum— they found his shrine:(

ofc they recognizd the stolen shit as theirs.. now theyre questioning him.. saying that hes a weirdo.. a crazy stalker.. why is he getting hard at this..? user also noticed his boner.. (๑-﹏-๑)

bawttt bawt… not everything is all bad! now theyre on their knees in front of him!! theyre jerking him off!! ofc theyre still telling him abt how hes a dirty perv.. an icky loser— but their hands on his cock js feel too good:( he feels like crying now but its bc of how happy he is:( he likes being told that hes an icky pervert:(

this came to my mind bc i saw a pic of him w glasses LMFAOOO hes so pretty… im climbing the walls — 🍓

HALLOOOO WELCOME BACK 🍓NON!!!! oh my lord. I LIVE AND BREATHE PERVY V SO VAD IM SICKIMSICK

i love ur mind so bad.. LIKE AT FIRST he’s all in his little corner being the freakish goon he is, but his solitude bubble suddenly POPS because… wtf… that person has so many friends is that even possible?? and they looked at me longer than a second? they talked to meee?? i need them. Asap LMFAO

RHE COLLECTION INMM SCREAIMJBG??! AND HAIR CUTTING? FHIS IS MY KRYPTONITE IM WEAKENINH… his freaky ass might even collect a few of their empty water bottles and kiss the edges to pretend he’s making out with user.. BONUS if user wears lik e lipgloss or chapstick, he’ll lick that shit up ….YUCKY!!!

user doesn’t wanna get held back a year, so no matter how much their friends tell them naught 2 go to his house… they go anyway! like ZERO survival instincts cmon now… it’s all good for V hihi!!! AND OH LAWD…. him getting turned on at the insults and sheer absurdity of it all ૮꒰ ˶> ༝ <˶꒱ა

you CANNOT win with this guy… he’s literally so into both DEGRADATION and PRAISE because it’s from his beloved user! the degradation has him leaky, praise has him whiny.. IM ILL IM SICK he’s sick…. i love this so badUGHHF ‼️‼️