#literal life hack

[bloodybellycomb]

One massive, legitimate way to improve as a writer or artist or in any creative endeavor really, is to become absolutely obsessed with something and to allow yourself to be weird about it. Genuinely mean this btw.

[fromtheseventhhell]

Imagine being 9 years old and asking your dad about the things you're interested in doing when you grow up and he's like "No ❤️! But you can get married, have babies, and then maybe your sons can do those things ☺️🫶 "

[naughterful]

“And when you share a sense of humor with someone, it's like finding someone who speaks your own, you know, private little language. And you make each other better.”

[obaewankenope]

I've given myself heat exhaustion AGAIN (heck, I hope it's only heat exhaustion, rip) and I am not here for it ffs so to make sure y'all know about it, imma share the signs of heat exhaustion!

Heat exhaustion is quite literally your body getting too hot and Exhausting itself to cope. Heatstroke is your body Failing To Cope.

Heat Exhaustion signs include:

You get a headache that Will Not Go Away

You feel confused and dizzy (balance who? Idk her)

You don't feel hungry but you feel sick as well (this sucks and happens a lot in high heat so try and snack regularly)

Sweating and clammy skin like the kind that has people go "you're freezing!" because you've sweated so much you literally end up with a chill on your skin

Cramps. Feckin cramps. Arms. Legs. Stomach. They suck ass.

You have a heckin fast pulse or you're hyperventilating like you've just had a Scare

Your body temp is over 38°c (because you're literally boiling like a lobster in a pot)

You are Beyond Thirsty and no matter what you drink it Does Not Abate

If you end up experiencing any of these symptoms, or multiple, and you're in a hot/warm environment, then sit your ass down in the shade, get something to drink, and get a damp cloth on your head or a change of clothes that are cool.

Basically, stop what you're doing and give your body a chance to Not Keep Boiling

Heat exhaustion is NOT THE SAME as a heatstroke.

Heatstroke is So Much Worse™.

Heatstroke signs include:

Still feeling like utter shite 30 minutes after you sat your ass down, rested in a cool place, and rehydrated

Not actually sweating even though you really do feel like a lobster in a pot that has the heat up High

Your body temp is 40°c+ (which is bad btw, that's temp for causing your to pass out etc)

Hyperventilating/fast breathing or actual shortness of breath (I struggle with this because asthma so I'm always like "idk if I got this oops)

Feeling confused but in a like "I don't know what's going on, I can't think, I have no idea about anything, someone help me please I'm crossing into traffic and don't even realise" way

Having a fit/seizure because your body temp is so high your brain is Actually Getting Boiled In Your Skull 🙃 [upside down smiley emoji]

Passing out and not actually responding or waking up from a brief fainting spell (this is the Serious™ kind of passing out that has doctors going "oh shit, we need an IV STAT!" or whatever it is they say when Shit Is Going Down)

Heatstroke can be really dangerous if it isn't treated quickly so please don't ignore these signs. Right now, I'm in a cool environs, with hydration, and am avoiding moving and am gonna have a nap because I'm going very dizzy, can't focus properly, have a headache, and am only coherent here because I'm HyperFocusing on this post. I can't even understand words being said to me right now hence nap, hydration, and cool environs.

So please, y'all, take care of yourselves. Seriously.

[thatsbelievable]

[gideonisms]

have y'all heard about sitting still in one spot and zoning out staring until you just feel like Static then waiting a few minutes for your body to give you the updates and decide you're hungry or thirsty? sound of the summer

[pettyprocrastination]

The most beautiful muscular woman complimented my hair at the gym today

[klenda-v]

Biggest life hack I can offer anyone who uses women’s jeans is: knowing how to sew just the tiniest amount, with even the simplest stitch, means you can tear out the Fake Liar Pockets and make pockets as deep as you want.

I like making mine deep enough to stick a thermos in! I don’t actually (usually) use it for thermoses, but it means I could keep my phone, large wallet, utility tool, earbuds, and chapstick all in the same pocket if I wanted to

[marklikely]

them referring to hollywood screenwriter, director, and actor freddie wong as "this tiktoker" fjjdbsbfhfjdjjfj

[sga-owns-my-soul]

i've found a foolproof way to battle my seasonal depression

country music

so hard to feel depressed when a Funky Little Guy is singing to you about the pretty lady with the ruby red lips blonde hair blue eyes and he's about to bid his heart goodbye

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

ayo Martyn's out here writing secret life fanfiction and it's lit 😭

(I mean his thoughts on what happens to scar)

[robraeinnevermore]

imagine having the audacity

this was originally supposed to be for robrae week secret identity shenanigans but sometimes you accidentally delete three panels and the anger sharks swim in your head a little too long. it’s here now tho.

[thatbitchsimone]

How do I become comfortable with loving someone, if a guy shits in my bathroom I’ll vomit

have air freshener right beside the toilet in ur bathroom like right by the toilet paper so he cant miss it and i promise u he will not leave the bathroom before spraying the stink away after shitting and then u wont even know he took a shit and u can happily pretend that ur man doesnt shit and stay in denial

[thatsbelievable]

[cilil]

Mairon loves to paint his nails golden, but since he's a smith, a fire spirit and not boring like incarnates with flammable bodies, he uses actual molten gold. because gold is a soft and malleable metal, he also likes to do a nice stainless steel base coat for extra scratch power and combine the gold with metals like copper, nickel, zinc and, of course, silver for more strength and durability

[lemongogo]

vash w this hairstyle is literally so cute.. .. wolfwood matchies or smt T__T