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cynical-things · 9 months

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I wish I never went on the fucking implant ffffffjdjdjdjdnd it fucked my body up so bad and it’s still not better even tho I got that piece of shit taken out 10 months ago

#was bleeding non stop on the implant #gained a lot of weight and it just generally fucked up my hormones #came off of it and still fuckinf with hormones and making my pcos symptoms worse #worse acne and not losing weight despite fixing diet and limiting calories (healthily like)#and hair loss #now I go on a tablet to fix my hormones after waiting for a dermatologist to approve it #and now I am on my period after being on it 2 weeks ago bc this tablet can cause frequent periods #like be on every 2 weeks #literally fucking kill me #I’m so upset #hopefully it’s just a blip and my hormones are just messed up a bit bc I’ve only been taking these meds 2 weeks #well not messed up bc they are already messed up but maybe they’re trying to adjust idk #but I’m so disheartened fr #fuck hormone contraceptives fr

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eternallovers65 · 1 year

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Yay! Another race! Another red bull wi- [gunshot]

#literally fucking kill me #and you can say whatever you want but even with the merc dominance i still saw different drivers on that podium #like maybe 2015 was boring but 2016 was beautiful #and this rbr dominance is boring #but yeah congrats to rbr cause idk wtf yall doing there it's an incredibly well built car (🤨)#and i cannot believe im saying this congrats to max because wow staying out of the pits for that long is truly wow #anyway cannot wait for the next race yay 🙄#f1 #miami gp 2023

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zadzunny · 4 months

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#literally fucking kill me #zayn #definition of literal Bambi eyes #😤

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aubreysux · 8 months

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Both my boss and coworker put in their two weeks

Meaning I’m the only csr after the 14th

🙃🙃🙃

#personal #literally fucking kill me #not even joking if they expect me to do the work of 4 people they better pay me so

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theasylumchild · 11 months

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Went to yet another doctor. They still don’t know what was wrong with me. And what was wrong before, that still hasn’t gone away either. So now I’ve had four diagnoses, I’ve been cured of one of them (it kept coming back anyway), and that’s STILL not what’s causing my main issue

#literally fucking kill me

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loneliestseptember · 1 year

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i'm 26 goddamn years old. why the FUCK am i getting acne?

#literally fucking kill me

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lotus-pear · 3 months

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i miss them......please come back........please come home :((

#this one goes out to the ten knkdz stans left on bsd tumblr wya #ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE DRAWN THEM I MISS THEM SO BAD :(((#please......i dont knkw how much longer i can take this.......please come home to me......#i'm literally experiencing withdrawal symptoms they've been apart for like SEVEN years #ALSO I KEEP FORGETTING KUNIS GLASSES IM FUCKING KILLING MYSELF ISTG IT DOESNT REGISTER IN MY BRAIN FSR😭😭😭😭😭😭#also one thing i noticed while coloring this is how nicely their outfits compliment each other. husbands fr <3 #sry if the art style is different in every drawing i drew these all weeks apart💀#kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #kunikidazai #knkdz #lotus draws

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humanfrog · 1 year

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adulthood is hernias

#adulthood is ur neighbor in ur low income building smoking cigs outside telling u about her hernias #and how she pushes them back in herself and that i can do it too #and you get waitlisted for years to get it fixed #while u have a literal hole #in ur abdomen that can trap ur intestines /bowel #and ur poor and have no money to even try to get to a hospital #and shes telling me i can do it and i dont even know if it IS a hernia but there is no way to get diagnosed bc healthcare fail #Fucking hate being alive and disabled and in pain yadda yadda yaddda nah #i have a festival in like a week #im supposed to go w a worsening hernia #LITERALLY FUCKING KILL ME

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saltcherry · 1 year

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okay my boss is mad that I didn’t do a thing that she said she would take over, which, and I can’t stress this enough, is not supposed to be my responsibility and that I don’t technically get paid to do

#literally fucking kill me

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lucabyte · 5 months

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i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.

i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.

anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.

#[isabeau voice] am i insane or does sometimes loop talk like they might have killed their whole family. is that just me? just checking.#nille design highly inspired by @kiwibrain's since its the one that imprinted in my mind. liberties taken since i didnt look @ reference #anyway i have a lot more thoughts on this? i guess ill hide them in the tags...? scroll down i suppose.#isat #in stars and time #isat spoilers #in stars and time spoilers #isat act 6 spoilers #isat loop #isat siffrin #isat bonnie #isat nille #isat fanart #in stars and time fanart #doodlebyte #----------------------------------------------------------------------#anyway the extra thoughts. are literally just my general thoughts on postcanon. (and thus are the context for all of my postcanon doodles!)#which is i think nille joins the party before loop reappears for a start (either from a period of nonexistence or just wandering around)#and that like. i think the party should be able to integrate loop as a completely new person. because they are! the secrecy isn't great but #They and Siffrin shuffle into different ecological niches in the party (eg. i think sif is more squeamish after it all but loop isnt)#and while it's not *exactly* what Loop wanted they get that beggars can't be choosers. and its pretty good #(i am glossing over how i think loop's reappearence drags both them and siffrin into a massive behavioural backslide and is likely a bit #distressing to watch go down. cycle of argument -> lovebombing -> normalcy -> repeat. etc etc. but since they are no longer literally #stewing in the worst pressure cooker of all time they do resolve it via productive conversation on their own time. its fine)#the party well-meaningly tries to deduce things from loop's vagueries and are able to pin down the DEAD FAMILY vibe pretty quickly.#but eventually the question of their prior identity falls by the wayside because well! they're just their friend loop! (also change belief)#as for how The Truth Come Out... this is what i mean by The Isabeau Torment Nexus(tm). which is that i think... isiloop should almost occur #BEFORE isabeau knows who loop is. he's just genuinely charmed by them eventually and tries to close the open end of the polycule #which FREAKS LOOP THE FUCK OUT because thats just too genuinely sick and wrong. and obviously w emotions high its not a great confrontation #ANYWAY told u i had more thoughts. if i were normal itd be a text post but.

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ewwww-what · 7 months

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You are not a coward. You have a goddamn medical condition, alright?

#Adaine having an adult looking out for her for the first time in her life what the fuck #made this while watching the last two episodes of fy #cried twice #I love Jawbone and Adaine. this guy tried to kill her in a night club but he’s her dad now so it’s chill #I made her look so sad I’m sorry Adaine #I will always have a soft spot for found family where the family is just a whole bunch of weirdos /aff #(everyone in FH. literally all of them fall into that category for me.)#there’s a shaded version of this with a bg and everything I just don’t like it as much as the flatcolor #d20 #fantasy high #d20 fantasy high #dimension 20 #d20 fanart #fantasy high freshman year #fhfy #adaine abernant #adaine o'shaughnessey #adaine fantasy high #adaine fanart #jawbone o'shaughnessey #jawbone fantasy high #fh #d20 fhfy #undescribed #my art

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words-writ-in-starlight · 1 year

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listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN

I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.

I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.

#honor among thieves #dnd #dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves #holga kilgore #she is a BARBARIAN whose name is KILL GORE like who among us has not been in a party with this exact character #some new player who picked whatever they were told was the easiest class and gave them a name that is 98% a joke #and just piggybacked their backstory onto the most experienced player's as like rp training wheels #and then smash cut 60 sessions later and we're all getting choked up over john dingus or whatever #do you motherfuckers know how rarely i cry????? about ANYTHING?????#god it was so good #i am going to watch this an unhealthy amount #i want a separate movie for every red wizard and also one about xenk's backstory #his name is X E N K with an X these writers have played some fucking DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS #do i have to buy dead in thay now?????? i think i have to buy dead in thay now #i literally ran dnd on friday and this movie put me in WITHDRAWAL i want to play some dnd Now

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heartorbit · 2 months

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catch us if you can! ☆

#the drawings that made my ipad scream in agony #project sekai #polysho #polysho week 2024 #emu otori #tsukasa tenma #nene kusanagi #rui kamishiro #pjsk #prsk #proseka #colorful stage #wxs #wonderlands x showtime #and tbh theyre pretty overt so #emukasa #ruinene #emks walk into a store in plain clothes and see rui and nene and emu goes Tsukasakun its the detectives we have to hide !!!!!#and tsukasa goes heh.. no need emu.. without our genius disguises snd hair extensions on they wont recognize a thing!!!#(both talking at 200db) (nene voice) Are they stupid?#ruis just a bit too happy about being consistently outsmarted to notice. emks is only winning at phantom thievery by looney tunes logic tho #Emukasa are just team rocket-ing it. and wxs miku much like the detestable Meowth #POLYSHOW WEEK IS KILLING ME AND I ONLY DID 2 DAYS #i drew this whole thing literally just bc i wanted emu in the phantom thief suit. everything else was secondary #my petition to abolish the costume gender lock #I NEVER WANT TO LOOK. AT ANY OF THESE FUCKING OUTFITS EVER AGAIN. EVERRRR. NIGHTMARE DRAWING.#COUGHS UP BLOOD AND GOES TO LESVE THE ROOM BUT I HIT MY HEAD ON THE DOORFRAME AND BLACK OUT.#this is gonna be a bitch to post on instagram with it's Stupid fucking Crop. Guh #FUCK I FORGOT TO PUT THE SHADOW ON THEIR STUPID HANDCUFF LINK dont care dont feel like it [coughs up more blood

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mipexch · 9 months

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since layer 7 dropped you can send literally any enemy to go kill something wicked repeatedly & v2 being the one to do that is just really funny to me

#ultrakill #something wicked #v1 #v2 #its gonna fucking KILL YOU!!!!#it literally circles around them like it does v1 and its really funny to me. like Really funny #you can hear something wicked start hissing as v2 hunts it down #literally almost got me when i was camping out in the terminal room but v2 saved me.........#very fun to mess with #minos was funnier but much worse #couldnt even figure out where they went i could just hear him going DIE and slamming into the ground before something wicked started making #-noises again and teleporting #i stand by something wicked being the ONLY thing v1 is afraid of #because me too. honestly #gen art

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backpackevil · 18 days

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One last game to end them all

+ lost potential of what could've been

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hootsewers · 2 years

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why does accidentally hitting "undo" in tumblr's text editor delete ten paragraphs at a time and why does no known "redo" shortcut bring it back

and why does the draft saving function not keep previous versions of drafts in case the auto-save occurs the fucking INSTANT after this occurs

asking for a friend who just lost two hours of Brain Time writing because it started in a post where he was hoping to ask for opinions lol

@support

#edwin's whinings #literally fucking kill me #im. legitimately upset bc it was important to me and it was kind of serious #and by “kind of” i mean “holy shit i need a brain MRI as soon as im done recovering from surgery” lol #literally ten paragraphs *gone* because my hand fucking twitched #crying and screaming and shilling and farthing /s #anyways im goin to bed hopefully i have the beans to reattempt tomorrow #reminder to self that if i start to ramble while writing on Hellsite to move to Literally Anything Else until I've finished writing it

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