#literally.....

[cryptablog]

STILL THINKING ABOUT THE FINN AND SIMON SCENE JUST BEFORE THE FIGHTING IN EP 2

"have you talked to marceline about this?"

"i didnt want to worry her, she has her own life"

Talking to the youngest about the oldest and how you already fucked them up so bad you dont want to do it again so theyd rather just not tell them at all which only serves to make the eldest child MORE worried and perpetuates a cycle with the youngest of not burdening others.

(tmi below)

why is simon petrikov literally my fucking mother. Obsessed with you but also decking you in the face cause youre written to realistically.

[monster-noises]

You know sometimes you spend an afternoon re-filing your old art by Year and it makes you think about an old silly project you did a bit ago that you Know you messed up the timeline on and also missed So many pieces and now that you've got everything organized... Gosh, wouldn't it be interesting to try that again and get the chronology right? That happens to you guys right? anyway here's a chronology of the way I've drawn myself since, well, basically since I started drawing. I have doubts anyone will find this as interesting as I do but that isn't going to stop me from throwing it at the lot of you (/v-v)/

[sanchoyo]

LITERALLY HOW ELSE could ANYONE take this besides ...well you know.

I don't think you need to know anything about flower language to know what a red rose means!!! and giving someone a card!!! in yugioh!!! doing a silly little hair flip too...!!! then calling her brilliant!!!! even in front of her dad!!!! my god masumi!!!! gay asf to have a rival!!!!!

[pokemonedits-outofcontext]

[housewifebuck]

re: making out pressing against the wall. that is allowed on abc! grey's anatomy and other shows did not hold back on sex scenes. if they wanted to give us something they could

WELL THEN. thats interesting....

[professorllayton]

really not kidding I wish books (trc) came w a special features little extra book like dvds and there were bts and concept art and Deleted Scenes (capitalized for emphasis)

[cockworkangels]

when black sabbath sang about computer god

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[snaxle]

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

[copepods]

crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[gabrielora]

When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

[aropride]

ok fine maybe community notes was a good idea

[clandestinegardenias]

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

[dumbbitchawards]

Crying over these geese.. oh to be a solitary goose finding love and starting a family in an interracial goose relationship

[captainjonnitkessler]

Every time I advocate for voting people are like "no you shouldn't vote! Read this literature, it'll totally change the way you view voting!" And every single time it's the same fucking "you shouldn't vote because both parties are exactly the same so it won't make a difference who wins" bullshit wrapped up in some fancy language