#lmao hes fine guys he'll walk it off

[kaleidoscopic-quiddity]

ppl convincing themselves that bakugou is permadead because his heart stopped as if he doesnt literally sweat a chemical compound used as medication for heart failure

[todayisafridaynight]

it is real cute that when the ichigang meets arakawa Properly they all get super protective over ichi..

[cheeseceli]

SKZ arguing over the bill

Pairing: ot8!skz × gn!reader (individually)

Genre: fluff

Request: yes!

Warning: mentions of food, reader never pays lmao. Changbin, Chan, Seungmin's were heavily inspired by "Telling your Stray Kids boyfriend you can’t afford to eat out with them" by @ronnierites . If you don't allow this pls lemme know and I'll delete this post. Not proofread

A/n: that's kinda a new format, hope you guys like it! And this have been on my to do list since forever lol sorry for the wait

Bang Chan

Doesn't want you to feel uncomfortable

But he wants to spoil you so badly

Would let you pay if you were uncomfortable but he wants to make sure you get it he would love to pay for you as well

"You know Chris, I can pay for it."

"I know."

"So?"

"I'd rather do it. But thank you baby."

"But-" you stopped talking once you saw his card swiping. You truly should be used at this point "oh."

"Why do I feel like you're unhappy?"

"It's not that I am not happy, it's just that you always pay."

"It's my pleasure."

"But I don't know, I don't want you to think you're being pressured or something like that."

"Babe, I don't feel like that at all. Don't you worry. You're always doing so much for me, that's just a little 'thank you' of mine."

You gave him a little smile and proceeded to hug him, feeling safe in his warmth.

"I'm so lucky to have you."

"I should be the one saying it."

Lee Know

Bro you don't even spare a chance

He's paying before you even have a chance to take your wallet out of your pocket

I'm surprised you even try tbh

"Should we ask for the bill?"

"Oh, I already paid for it, don't worry."

You looked dumbfounded at him while he was finishing his food. You didn't see him talk to a waiter and you're sure he didn't pay for it before you two had your meal.

"What? When?"

"When we were asking for the dishes. Didn't you see it?"

"No?" you tried to recall the moment with no success "Why would you pay? I feel bad that you pay for everything all the time. I don't feel like reciprocating enough."

His eyes soften and a little smile comes to his lips while he watches you pout. If only you knew how much you did for him.

"Hey, look at me. It's okay. You already reciprocate with everything you do. That's already perfect"

Changbin

He pays with the money, you pay back with kisses

Sorry but that's his boyfriend duty

He is physically incapable of not paying for everything

"Hey baby. I'm off work in 40 minutes. I'll pick you up so we can have lunch, okay?"

You were glad that for once you were on a voice call with him instead of being in a face time like you'd usually do. This way he didn't see the way your smile dropped so quickly.

"Um, I don't think I'll be able to."

"Oh? Why?"

"I'm kinda... broke right now. I haven't received my last payment yet."

"Okay? What does that have to do with anything?"

"I don't want you to be the one who always pays for our things. I should be able to pay sometimes."

"You don't need to. That's my boyfriend duty. You know I don't mind, I actually enjoy it quite a lot."

"Still bothers me though. I'd hate to not contribute at all."

"You can always cuddle with me and shower me with kisses. That will make me happier than anything money can buy."

Hyunjin

Stop he'll be like genuinely so sad if he can't pay

He would let you pay if you were really insistent

But then he'll go like :( and you would let him take the bill out of pity lmao

"Hyunjin, stop looking at me like that."

"But darling, I can pay. You know it doesn't bother me."

"Just this once, let me pay, okay?"

"Okay"

"...Jinnie I really need you to stop that."

"I'm not even doing anything."

"Oh God" you sigh and let your head fall, knowing the man beside you won the argument once more "Fine. You can pay."

He didn't waste a second, swiping his card as fast as possible just so you couldn't have the time to change your mind. After he payed the meal, he took your hand in his and started to walk in the direction of the restaurant's exit with a triumphant (and really sweet) smile.

"I swear I don't get why you like to pay so much."

"My love should be treated as royalty, and that includes me paying for everything you wish for."

Han

Bro is offended

Believes with all his heart that he should be the one paying

Tries to distract you when the time to pay comes

"Were you paying while I was in the restroom?"

"... perhaps."

"Han."

"Baby. You know I like to pay for you."

"But you do that all the time."

"It's my way of showing love! If you ask me, I actually don't think it's enough. It's the least I can do."

He could see in your eyes that you weren't convinced. Unfortunately (for you), he only saw that as an opportunity to spend even more money. Maybe then you would believe him.

"C'mon, lemme show you a little bit of love. You can pay me back with thousands of kisses if that's what's bothering you."

Felix

He loves to pay.

If he could, he would pay for absolutely everything that you could ever want or need.

But if that's something which really bothers you, he will let you pay as well

Tries to do that "the one who invites is the one who pays" thing and fails

"Felix. Don't even dare."

He looked at you confused until he realised you were staring at the credit card in his hand, probably hoping that it could disappear before the waiter came back with the bill.

"C'mon, it's just a small lunch. I can pay for it."

"No. I invited you. I pay."

"Actually, if you think about it, I'm the one who suggested this place."

"Two years ago."

"Still counts."

"Not as an invitation though. I'm the one who asked if you wanted to come here."

Felix sighed, knowing he wouldn't be able to convince you of otherwise. If only he could.

"Okay. Next time it's on me."

Seungmin

LMAO sorry you're 100% not paying

Don't even try

Boyfriend duty pt 2 except he is even more dedicated somehow

"Why did you bring your wallet?"

"I wanted to pay for this one."

"... why?"

"You always pay for everything."

"And I don't plan on stopping so you can take your wallet away."

"Minnie, please. I don't want you to be the one who always end up paying for everything."

"But I want to. I wouldn't mind paying for every single thing for the rest of our lives. So you can't take your money away of my sight because I'm paying."

"For the rest of our lives huh?"

"Don't tease." But you didn't miss how the corners of his lips lifted once he thought you weren't looking anymore.

I.N

Rock, paper, scissors. The winner is the one who pays

It's funny and neither of you can complain about the outcome of it because it's technically fair

Except you always throw scissors first and never noticed it

And Jeongin doesn't have the heart to tell you

"We should change this game."

"No way" he said while giving the money to the cashier whilst trying to hide his grin from you "Not my fault you are horrible at this."

"Seriously though, I think you're cheating. It's impossible for you to win every single time."

"How does one cheat at 'rock, paper, scissors'? Besides, you won yesterday."

"After losing at least 50 times. And I got to pay for some ice cream. It's not the same as paying for a whole meal."

"Get better at this and maybe you get to pay for a whole meal one day. C'mon, we can have some milkshake now. Maybe you'll win this time."

You had a feeling you wouldn't though. He was sure you wouldn't.

Reblogs and feedback are appreciated!

Dividers by @cafekitsune

[kooeater]

Hi babes!! can you do a short fic about older/dilf!jk x reader with daddy issues? smutty and cute pleaseee <3

guys who are older | JJK

Jungkook x reader

smut | fluff | tiny bit of angst?

warnings: age gap, older!jk. daddy issues?, unproteced sex, counter sex, dom/sub dynamics, slight choking, afteracare, some cutesy stuff c:

(Is this short? I think so... I'm not sure omg I tried my best anon!! Hope you enjoy!)

Jeon Jungkook, 38-year-old divorced hot dad moved next door to you and fucking hell did he make you go insane. Let's just say, you gotten to know him very well.

Fucking Jungkook was the best part of your day, you two can't go a day without having sex. You made it very clear to him that he can talk to you about anything, it doesn't always have to be about sex! Although, the age gap was certainly something you always swore to him you can understand like an adult.

You're a 21-year-old college student, and he's 38, divorced, and has 2 kids, did you care? No, not at all. You were going to fuck him regardless.

-

"You're such a good girl for me." a beautiful moan coming from his mouth, his large member thrusting in and out of your tight hole, tattooed hands clamped around your throat.

All you did was knock on his door for some sugar, in the smallest skirt you know he loves.

Now, you're on his kitchen counter, legs spread opened, panties to the side like a whore for his cock to ram into your cunt. Whimpers coming from your mouth as his cock kept hitting the same spot in you over and over again. He knows how's to fuck way too well.

"Jungkook please, cum in me!" you let out a high-pitched moan as you felt his cock hit your g spot repeatedly. You then do a little yelp as his hand comes off your throat and up to your boobs, grasping them like stress balls.

"Fuck, you're going to be the death of me. I can be in this tight pussy all fucking day." his words send you over the edge, you can feel your orgasm coming close. a couple of rubs to your clit and you're releasing sweet cream all over his member just how he likes it.

-

Sex was great of course; the aftercare was just as good. He lets you know that he cares after fucking you into next week. He would make sure you had a nice spot to nap knowing you're such a sleepy head after sex, he made sure there was snacks for you to munch on.

His praise was everything to you. He knew you didn't have a father figure emotionally there for you while you were growing up, he caught onto your daddy issues really quick. Every time you brought up your grades, good or bad ones he'll always say how he's proud of you.

"Darling don't be sad, an 88% is fine. You studied hard and you did your work, you just need to understand it better. Look, your professor even left a note saying how lovely your handwriting is!" he pointed to the little sticky note, trying to cheer you up as you were letting out tears for not getting the perfect grade back.

"Well yeah I mean, I tried my best to make it look nice." sadness tinted in your voice as you leaned into his chest feeling nothing but warmth and comfort from him.

"I'm so proud of you baby, you're okay." his soft yet simple words are enough to make you break down. He picks up your body and sits down on his living room couch, your hands wrapped around his neck as his arms wrap around your waist.

Times like that were the best, knowing that you can have that comforting connecting with him, knowing that he wasn't just going to walk out on you. He was the older man you always needed in your life, and you're not going to let him go.

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this was done pretty fastly lmao sorry if it's boring? Idk I'm not used to writing this way but I wanted to try it out! Like and follow if you feel like it, thanks for readinggggg ~~~ 🤍

- belle 🎀

[scaras-silly-girl]

okay wait I was onto smth!! maybe!!!

Halloween/Fall Hcs with genshin men!🕸

written w fem reader in mind, established relationships, modern au, light sex joke, ft scara, ajax, lyney

scara

if you're going to want to be out and about on halloween, this is not the guy for you. 100% wants to stay in the whole time

will watch scary movies/play horror games with you, he will any day honestly but- he gets such an ego boost if you hide yourself in his shirt during gorey or freaky parts of movies. he gets so happy that he feels like he can protect you

he will not, under any circumstances, hand out candy to trick or treaters. he will slam the door in a 6 year olds face lmao he thinks it's stupid and will be honest about it. if you have a young sibling, he'll come with you to take them trick or treating (and complain a lot)

he doesn't care for anything sweet, probably opting for sour candies like sweettarts or those weird hard ball things. but maybe if he's feeling generous, he'll buy you some of your favorite treats. even if he hates the sticky sweet gummies and pixie stix you adore, you can bet everything he'll stand in line for hours the day before halloween.

he thinks dressing up is stupid, but you could talk him into a basic couples costume. maybe ghostface and casey (tbh ive never watched scream movies so im going off google) he would probably do that pumpkin head trend with you, he'll feel stupid the whole time but it's worth it to make you happy.

he'd want to carve pumpkins, and he will, but carving them gets difficult for him. it takes a lot of strength to do that, but he will do his best and attempt to help you. maybe it's best to skip this and just paint pumpkins...

you can take him to starbucks for a pumpkin spice latte all you want, but he'll insist on paying and get the worst tasting black coffee every time!! it's even worse because he genuinely likes bitter coffee

overall 10/10 fall boyfie, he doesn't like all the chaos and celebrations, but does enjoy quality time with you<3

ajax

he was literally made for this. he adores autumn and winter. considering he's from shneznaya, he could wear a t-shirt any time in fall and be fine, no matter where you live.

he'll take you to all his friends parties, if your up for it. and you have to have matching costumes, any couple you can think of is a valid costume option. he will be ken. he will wear the fucking roller skating costume. a little off topic but he saw the barbie movie and loved it.

spends halloween hitting up parties and showing off your costumes and takes teucer out to trick or treat at the end of the night. it's literally so cute to see him walking with teucer, eventually carrying him home when it gets too late.

he's so sweet to kids while giving out candy. i think he's the type to have candy bars and other allergy safe options, lollipops and goldfish maybe. the neighborhood kids love his house because of how rich he is, king sized chocolate bars for all. he's such a family man and adores kids so he's made for this.

he goes mad when decorating for halloween, pushing the line between too scary for kids and too cute. somehow it always works out. I feel like he'd be good at decorations because he takes side jobs at haunted houses. he'd be really good at playing a slasher i think.

you'll go to the haunted house he's working at with a group of friends, and he'll end up sneaking up on you from behind, pressing his fake knife to your throat and whispering "boo" it nearly gives you a heart attack but it's mad funny. he definitely gets in trouble for kissing one of the customers, but it's worth it.

if you prefer a calmer way to celebrate, he'll skip most of the parties and have a nice night with you after teucer gets tired out from a sugar rush. you'll snuggle up on the couch together watch whatever scary movies you'd like, he definitely puts up a bunch of candles for the fun atmosphere.

he'll buy you literally anything halloween or fall related. you want a cute new reath for autumn? only the best one on the market for you. want some overpriced seasonal drink? you're having a large and he'll get one too! it's honestly just an excuse to spoil you at this point

he's a 9/10 in this department. would be a 10 if he didn't make jokes about skeletons and boners...

lyney

the halloween boyfriend of the century. he has so much fun with holiday stuff and dressing up makes it even better

he's a performer, he's extra, so he has to win any costume contests! lynette is sick of this nonsense by now but it warms her heart to see you having so much fun helping lyney with his autumnal nonsense.

he's not necessarily one for big halloween celebrations, opting to spend his time hanging out with you and his siblings, possibly telling scary stories. lynette is rather unphased but poor freminet is always freaked out afterwards. there's definitely more than enough marshmallows for all the smores you intend to eat while this goes on.

he'll let you snuggle up next to him around the fire pit if you get a little freaked out. he gets to entertain and be with his lover, two of his favorite things. he'll even roast a few marshmallows for you! but it's expected that you return the gesture.

he'll definitely buy all kinds of dumb halloween decorations from the closest dollar store. don't be suprised when you find plastic spiders placed around the house. he loves to decorate outside of the house, it's slightly obnoxious but you're used to it at this point.

he'll happily take you out for whatever over the top seasonal drink you want, he does this for lynette every year as well. unsurprisingly, she typically becomes the third wheel to these drink based outings. but it's worth it to see lyney fawning over you like a puppy.

as previously mentioned, he dresses up and goes hard on halloween costumes. he'll be the one begging you to match for halloween. he seriously goes hard, the time and dedication of a seasoned cosplayer goes into his costumes.

he's the type to take you to fall festivals and engage in the classic fair games, throwing darts, bobbing for apples, even silly haunted houses. you might end up dragging him into a haunted house, lyney won't get too scared... or at least that's what he says, but he holds your hand the whole time.

a solid 9/10 fall boyfriend, definitely gets into all aspects of october and fall as a whole. he gets a little too carried away and might forget about your scary movie date... but it's okay because now you, him, and both of his siblings all have matching costumes!!

shit i sorta lost motivation with lyneys uhhh it's fineee i just wanted this out for halloween lol

[hopelesslyromanticgay]

How about Tara and R grew very close, kissed here and there but then Tara friendzones R. R distances herself and only then Tara realizes that she wants more than friendship

We're Gonna Make It Work

5 times Tara and Y/N shared meaningless kisses + one time they actually meant it. Or: A quick 5 + 1 fic!

Disclaimer: certain themes in this story I don't have tons of experience with, so sorry if not everything's accurate. EX: I definitely haven't been to a college party lmao.

Tara and I met on our first day in college. Freshmen year in college is intimidating enough. Freshmen Year in a big city like New York is terrifying.

We bonded quickly, and soon enough I was spending tons of time with her friend group. I even introduced my roommate, Anika to my new friend, Mindy, and now the two are happily dating. It seems I've seamlessly assimilated into their group.

I've always thought she was extremely beautiful. I really don't want to risk the friendship I've worked so hard to build with her. At the same time, I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to try.

The first time we kissed it was an accident. That's all it was. An accident.

She was blackout drunk at a party. Mindy and Anika had disappeared into some room. Chad was doing shots in the kitchen. Ethan was at his dorm, doing homework like the "quirky" pick me he is.

So many people crowded the building, dancing terribly to awful music, drunk on cheap booze. The frat house reeked of liquor and the distinct scent of marijuana.

Not to say I wasn't drunk too, though. Just less drunk than everyone else in the group. There was a slight wobble in my step as I walked from the kitchen to the living room, wanting to sit for a split second.

Tara had a three round winning streak at beer pong against some guy I'd never seen before. In the corner of my eye, I could see her downing a cup every 45 seconds or so. Maybe if the alcohol hadn't clouded my judgement, I would have been smart enough to get her away from that sooner.

It wasn't until I saw her wobbling towards the steps with he guy she had just been competing with that I sprang into action.

In retrospect, can see why people call booze liquid courage. Man, if I were sober, there would have been no way I would do what I did next.

"Hey, Tara, your boyfriend's looking for you," I grabbed her away from the clearly less drunk man in front of me. He reached out and grabbed her other arm, "she'll be fine."

"Her boyfriend is a football recruit," I lied, "he'll beat the shit out of your weak ass."

"What?" she slurred, unable to comprehend what I'm saying.

"I said, your boyfriend's here, let's go find him," I repeated, dragging her away from the situation.

"Why did you do thattttt," she whined once we're out of ear shot.

"He was taking advantage of you, you'll thank me in the morning," I told her, "you're a mess, let's get you home."

Luckily, her apartment wasn't far, because I was practically carrying her down the street. She flutters in and out of consciousness, making her balance even less stable.

The elevator ride was painfully quiet, what even is there to say. I opened the apartment door, guiding the barely conscious Tara inside. Immediately, I saw Sam, sitting in the kitchen. Waiting for us.

"Where were you?" she interrogated, "I was scared out of my mind."

"Hey, Sam, she's pretty fucked up right now, maybe you should wait for her to sober up. I'm gonna get her to sleep, okay?" She nods, angrily. I can tell she isn't happy about this.

I walkedvTara down to her room, setting her down on the bed.

"Goodnight, Tara," I smiled, helping her take off her shoes and pulling the blankets up over her.

"Night Night, pretty girl," she pulled my face down for a quick kiss.

What the fuck is happening? I could taste the burning liquor on her lips. She's gonna have one hell of a headache in the morning. I quickly break away, I can't do this while she's drunk.

The second time we kiss, she's actually sober.

It's a silly situation, really.

We're at Rockefeller center, shopping for clothes on sale. They put up the ice rink for the winter. Even though it's technically November, I guess New York doesn't care about technical seasons though.

Tara and I stroll down the pavement, warm coffee in our hands. She's very cute all bundled up in her winter gear. A beanie compresses her bangs, and her winter coat looks nearly suffocating yet not nearly arm enough for a New York winter.

"Fuck," she mumbles, looking behind us.

"What's wrong?" I ask, concerned.

"I need you to kiss me, right now," she commands.

"Damn, at least take me out to dinner first," I laugh awkardly.

"Y/N, shut up and do it, I'll explain later," she pleads. I happily oblige her, allowing her lips to make their way to mine. She caresses my cheek through her gloved hands, and I find myself lost in a daze. She's good at this. Her hands slide down my face to wrap themselves around my neck and she slowly breaks the kiss. A part of me wished it would never end.

"So you wanna tell me what that was about?" I raise an eyebrow.

"Creepy ex, wanted to make sure he didn't think he had a shot," she explains. My face falls. Such an amazing experience, ruined by the context.

"I'm sorry, Tar," I pull her closer to me, wrapping my arms around her.

We kiss for a third time a month later.

"Hi," I smile, walking through the apartment door, "why'd you call?"

"I don't know, I'm just bored I guess," she shrugs.

"Okay," I say. To be honest, I needed something to do with my afternoon, and who better to spend it with.

We decide to put on a movie, Clueless. I found some popcorn in the cabinet, so I decided to microwave some up.

I place the metal bowl between us on the couch. I think if I'm much closer to her I might try to kiss her again.

"So, what have you been doing these past few weeks?" she asks.

"The usual," I respond, "homework, my job, and sleeping. And you?"

"Yeah, just homework," she purses her lips, trying to think.

God what I would give to feel those soft warm lips again.

"No, I've also been reading some weird ass Stephen King book about a guy going crazy."

"So pretty much every Stephen King book?" I ask.

"Not true!" she playfully shoves me, "IT is about multiple people going crazy. The Dark Half is about someone who thinks he's crazy, but also knows he's not. There's lots of non insanity related ones too."

"Nerd," I playfully tease her.

"Shut up," she laughs.

"Make me?" I tease her more.

"Nope, sorry, you gotta earn that," she teases back.

I open a beer for each of us, "It's happy hour somewhere."

"It's 4:30, so we're not doing terribly," she reminds me.

"We're great at this," I joke.

"So great at this."

We go back to the movie, it's such a classic. Other than the ending, it's a perfect movie.

She smiles a priceless smile when Cher assumes Tai doesn't know seven multiplied by seven.

"This girl! I swear, she was a perfect casting for Tatum in Stab!"

"You have a great smile," I muse aloud, quickly regretting it. Damn it. Why did I say that?

"Thank you," I can see a blush creeping up her cheeks as she starts to smile even wider.

The movie seems to fade out of view as does everything else except us. The popcorn bowl is quickly discarded and her lips crash onto mine, kissing with a desperation so strong it's almost aggressive. I immediately reciprocate the kiss, leaning forward to get closer to her.

"If we do this," she pants in between kisses, "there's no strings attached."

I nod in agreement.

We fall into a routine of kissing or hooking up no strings attached. I know friend with benefits never works. Especially if you already have feelings for that person but god, she's irresistible.

There's two notable times after that afternoon when it feels different.

The first time, she's coming out of a rough therapy session.

"Hello, this is Y/N L/N," I answer the phone.

"Hey, Y/N, it's Tara," I can hear her voice crack.

"Hey Tara, what's up?" I ask.

"C-can you come over?" she says, trying to sound nonchalant about it. I see right through her facade.

"On my way, stay safe, pretty girl," I rush to the subway, trying to catch the first train I can to her side of the city.

I practically tear down the door to get into the apartment, there's nothing to do but make a beeline for Tara's room.

"Hey Tar, I'm here," I quietly announce.

She bolts up and wraps herself around me in a near suffocating hug. Her tears soak their way through my shirt, and I caress her hair comfortingly.

"Do you want to talk about it?" I ask.

"No," she shakes her head.

"Can I do anything at all to help?"

"You can distract me," she winks. I nod, a little unsure of what to do.

Is this really the right time to hook up with her? Like she should be in a place of emotional stability to properly consent, right?

"Y/N, I know your like panicking about the morals, but please. Just do it. I need it. Please?" she widens her eyes pleadingly. How can I say no to that?

The next time of note is also the last time.

I've become unhappy with this whole "friends with benefits thing." I know, it was stupid of me to agree to it in the first place. And don't get me wrong, I've had tons of fun. So much fun. But there's limits to our situation.

I want to be able to tell her how I feel, I want strings attached. I want to take her out on dates, and hold her hand in front of our friends.

It's a freezing cold Thursday, I'm so tired. I forgot my textbooks at Tara's apartment after our "study" session last night, so i had to take a subway back to get them, which made me late the the only lecture I was interested in. Damn it.

I had thirty minutes to kill until my next class, so here I am, in the school courtyard, thinking about Tara.

Do I love her? Yes.

Does she love me? I don't know.

Will telling her I need to be more than just friends with benefits risk everything? Yes.

Speak of the devil and she shall appear, because right as I'm thinking about this, I see a short brunette making a beeline towards me. I think this means we need to discuss this.

"Hey there, tiny Carpenter," I tease her.

"Shut up!" she gets on the tips of her toes to pat my head.

"Do you wanna come over tonight?" I ask, "Anika and Mindy are having a date night?" I figure then would be a good time to tell her.

The rest of the day goes by in a blur and just a few hours later, I hear Tara's familiar voice at my door.

I take a deep breath, "Hey Tar, can we talk? I ask.

"What's up?" she asks.

"I feel like this isn't working," I admit, it's pretty obvious almost immediately what I'm talking about.

"O-oh," she stammers, "why?"

Oh god this is so awkward, like what are you supposed to say, yeah no I'm in love with you.

"I.... cuz friends with benefits never works out when there's feelings involved," I word vomit.

"Oh...."

"Yeah...."

We sit in an awkward silence.

"Tara, please say something," I say quietly.

"I'm so sorry, I can't do this anymore," she gets up and leaves, but I'm frozen in my seat. Unable to move.

I don't see Tara except in a few classes for at least a month. Though it could have been longer or shorter. Not like I want to see her though.

The days begin to blend together in a big lengthy mess.

I barely turn my assignments in, and the best grade I've gotten was a low C.

I go to parties more often than before. Hooking up with strangers, drinking myself to a blackout and being hungover as hell in the morning.

Anika's voiced her concern for me, but I find it so hard to listen.

I'm just numb.

I don't think I ever felt anything before I met Tara, and I don't think I'll feel anything again without her.

And to think of all the times we've kissed, made out and hooked up. Did those mean anything to her? She barely meets my gaze in class.

We haven't talked at all.

Lying down in my bed, I stare at the ceiling, out of the corner of my eye, I can see the date on the calendar.

March 7. It's been four months since our kiss at Rockefeller. I guess I should just forget about that though.

I hear a quiet knocking on my door, "come in, Anika.

The door slowly creaks open and in steps Tara.

"Hey," she says quietly. I scramble up to my feet, preparing to tell her to get out.

"Before you scream at me and tell me to go away, just let me talk?"

I nod wondering why can I never say no to her. I gesture for her to sit next to me.

"Look, I fucked up," she admits, "friends with benefits almost never works out. And I'm so so sorry. I didn't realize fucking it up would mean hurting you. I really thought about what you said."

"What did I say?" I asked.

"That what we had wasn't working," she says.

"And what have you decided?"

"It wasn't," she reassured me, "but it could."

I'm totally taken aback, "If you think I want to be 'just a friend that you sometimes fuck,' you're crazy, Tara."

"No, I mean a real relationship," she blurts.

"Huh?"

"Y/N, I have feelings for you!" she exasperatedly exclaims.

"Y-you do?" I ask incredulously.

"Yeah, I do," I see a blush creep up her cheeks.

"Well I like you too," I smile. She starts to get closer to me, but I stop her, "Look, give me a week to turn around my mental wellbeing, and I'll take you out on a date. I want to do this, but I want to do it right."

"Take your time," she smiles back, "see ya on Saturday for this 'date' you wanna take me on."

She winks, gets up, and leaves the dorm, blowing me a kiss on the way out.

We're gonna make this work.

[redr0sewrites]

threesome with nesta + cassian from acotar during the frenzy? i love both characters sm and saw u were taking reqs :>

hhhhh yes they are soooo fine

🥀Cw: SMUT!!!, threesome/poly, gn!reader, dirty talk, mating frenzy

🥀minors dni

cassian and nesta are wonderful partners, but when it comes to the mating frenzy??? they are literally SO overprotective and horny i just know it

from the minute the frenzy starts to the minute it ends the three of you are all over eachother. they both definitely enjoy spit roasting, with Cassian fucking you senseless while Nesta rides your face. they will absolutely make out while on top of you, and if she's feeling especially cruel, Nesta would absolute play with your clit/cock while Cassian fucks you

Nesta would be sooo mean!!! she definitely uses your sensitivity and horniness against you, even though she's just as insatiable. Nesta and Cassian are pure opposites when it comes to dirty talk, and they'll switch up on you until your fuzzy with pleasure. one minute Nesta could be spitting out the cruelest words and condescending remarks while Cassian praises you with no end in sight, and the next minute Nesta could be pampering you and praising you while Cassian whispers the filthiest shit in your ear and calls you his little slut. they are genuinely so versatile in bed, and that's only amplified during the frenzy

if you are more of a dominant person, you and Nesta DEFINITELYYYYY team up on Cassian at least a fee times, until he's all overstimulated and subby :( if you have a dick he woukd absolutely adore being pegged, but he would deny it to no end. if you don't thats ok too, you can still use a strap which will lead to the same effect- a wrecked and needy Cassian

USE HIS SENSITIVE WINGS AGAINST HIM. you and Nesta on either side of him while he's restrained, gently caressing his wings and teasing his thighs, but not touching his painfully hard cock. he'll be whimpering in minutes, he just needs you so much!

Nesta is a bit harder to team up on, but it can be managed. you'd have to start off slow, praise her and feed her ego. she loooves being pampered when she's subbing and is def a bratty pillow princess. she'll be very pliant and down for whatever, but COMPLAINS the entire time about how she can't feel a thing. so, in response, you and Cassian work together to fuck her SENSELESS. the easiest way to break her down is with incessant praise, she absolutely meltsssss

your all big fans of marking, like your all walking out of your 3 week frenzy with claw marks, hickies, and bruises on every available inch of your bodies'. your definitely gonna be wearing turtlenecks for a few weeks lmao.

you guys definitely prioritize aftercare a lot though. you always pause between sessions to get food and water, and y'all definitely bathe together. it's not always spicy either, sometimes bathing during the frenzy was intimate but not in a sexual way. lots of massages over sore muscles and praise were shared, and bathing together is one of your favorite memories of the frenzy (besides the filthy, steamy sex 💀)

honestly yall probably spend a week after the frenzy just SLEEPING and snuggling together after like barely sleeping for so long 💀

"fuuuck Nes," Cassian groaned between sloppy kisses above you, aligning his cock with your aching hole. Nesta shudders as you moan, sending vibrations against her clit. she was sitting on your face, muscular thighs framing your head as she grinded down against your tongue. Cassian was sliding his aching cock against your hole, grinding down between your folds/ass. you were already wet with preparation from your previous rounds, but the sloppy sounds of Nesta and Cassian making out above you only turned you on more.

Slowly, Cassian thrusted inward, watching in admiration as his cock sinks into your hole. "fuck, baby, takin' me so well," he murmurs, and pulls Nesta back into a breathy kiss. you whine, the fullness of his dick inside you making your clit/cock twitch with need. Nesta's hand travels lower and lower down your sternum, reaching for your pulsing sex. nimble fingers toy with your clit/dick as Nesta's thighs tremble with need.

your tongue works wonders against her aching cunt as Cassian sets a brutal pace. teeth and tongue clash together above you as your two mates make out, and the sound of skin slapping against skin fills the room. you can tell Nesta is getting close from her breathy whines, and the way her thighs tremble with each roll of her hips against your face. Cassian's cock twitches inside you as Nesta lets out an especially wanton moan, and your back arches in response.

Cassian's dick hits a sweet spot inside you that you barely knew existed, and you moan against Nesta's clit. her hips buck against your face as her orgasm washes over her, and you can feel the coil in your abdomen tightening as well. a string of curses leaves Nesta's lips as you grip onto her thighs, pulling her through her high as you continue to eat her out. Cassian nearly comes at the sight, his two perfect mates deep in their own pleasure.

Nesta's swift fingers keep working at your clit/cock until your clenched tight around Cassian, your hole practically sucking him in with each thrust. "shit, 'm gonna-" Cassians voice cracks into a moan as his orgasm tears through him. you mewl and buck your hips as he fucks you through your own high, Nesta's thighs squeezing your head as your mind glazes with pleasure.

"don't suffocate them Nes," Cassian murmurs, pulling out as you both come down from your post-orgasmic high. "oh please, they can take it. can't you, doll?" Nesta coos, and you struggle to nod from beneath her thighs. Cassian shoots her a look, and she crawls off of you. the mattress dips as she lays down besides your panting form, and she gently runs her fingers over your stomach, tracing upwards to cup your cheek.

"we weren't too rough, were we?" the question is spoken softly and genuinely, and you shake your head. "don't worry, 'm fine, Nes. just a little tired", you chuckle, and Cassian lays down on your other side. he pulls you both close, his wings enveloping you all and dousing the soft light from a nearby lantern. "lets all get some rest then, shall we?" you and Nesta both nod, worn out from hours of passionate lovemaking. as you begin to drift off to sleep, you can't help but think about how blessed you are to have such wonderful mates.

help the smut is so mid but i'm too tired to edit IM SORRRRRYYYY- I LOVED THIS REQUEST SOOO MUCH THOOOOOO I NEEEEED TO WRITE FOR ACOTAR MORE CASSIAN AND NESTA R SOOO FINEEEE LMAO

[regalityandcoffee]

Sharing (Eddie Kingston x Reader x Claudio Castagnoli) (18+)

Summary: you stop by your good friend Eddie's place to drop off some CDs you borrowed. Little do you know his roommate Claudio has the day off, and he's not as lame and nerdy as Eddie claims him to be...

Look bruh. I'm horny, you're horny. If I'm getting kinkshamed we're all getting kinkshamed. And yes, this is inspired by the fact Eddie and Claudio were roommates irl. Why? Because I'm stupid that's why.

Warnings: Reader is mostly up to interpretation but im imagining her to be black, Longer than it has any right to be, lots of cuss words, big boys bickering ,threeway, p☆ssy grabbing, spit as lube, protected sex, double penetration (vaginally and anal), fingering, friends to lovers speed run lmao

And thank you @kayfabebabe for putting up with this crap

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Your first sign that Eddie wasn't home shouldn't have been the Marlboros on the table.

It should have been the fact his car wasn't parked outside in its usual spot. Except the cigarettes were more jarring, since the only thing he ever smoked were blacks and Newports. And the occasional blunt. But that was besides the point.

Now, you should've just left the CDs on the table, steal a bag of Funions out of his kitchen closet, then head out like usual. But then you realized three more things. The shitty box fan in the corner of room was off. The tv was on some documentary about computer hardware...

And you heard singing. In what sounded like fluent German. Which was doubly weird because Eddie's singing was awful and he only spoke Spanish and Yonkersese.

"Hello?" You called into the hallway.

The singing stopped, and you heard the floorboards creak. All the way at the end of the hall, a door slowly opened at the end, and a face peeked out. Shaved head, glasses...

Claudio.

"Ah, Y/N, it's just you," Eddie's roommate sighed with relief.

You gave him a smile. The tall Swiss man must have had the day off. He usually wasn't home until at least 8pm. You took in the way he pushed his glasses back up his nose, his dark brown eyes focusing on you.

"Hi Claudio, how are you?"

"Fine, fine give me just a moment," he shut his door again before you could say a word. Poor guy. He never really left his room when you came over, save to sneak out to the kitchen, apologizing softly for interrupting you and whatever dumb shit you and Eddie had gotten up to that time of night.

You bounced on the heels of your feet, waiting for the tall man to come out. It might be nice to talk to him, and wait for Eddie to get back, where ever he was. This time, your friend wasn't here to mumble in your ear about how nerdy and anal he thought his roommate was.

"Just ignore him, Mami. Dork ass..."

"Fucking Claudio, I can hear him working out in there, it's like 9 am for fucks sake..."

"Such a prick...in his goofy ass scarves..."

Finally, the door to his room creeked back open. He had taken his glasses off, and was now walking down the hall towards you.

Your eyes trailed down, simply wanting to take note of the color of his tight-looking shirt. And then you noticed he was just wearing boxers. White and light blue striped boxers.

And then you noticed what was beneath those boxers.

And how it moved with every step he took towards you.

"So, what brings you here, [nickname], huh? Eddie won't be home for quite a bit." He seemed to be oblivious to you trying to regain your composure.

"Uh- y-yeah, I just came to bring him the CDs I borrowed," you lifted them, the 2pac CD on top almost slipping from your hands and clattering to the floor as you looked up at him. "He'll be back soon, right?"

He was hung. There was no there was no other word for it. Well, actually, there were several words. But nothing else but "hung" and "huge" were coming to mind.

"If I'm remembering right, mein liebchen, he went out. Said something about getting some cigarettes and maybe soda. Told him we could share a pack, but you know him."

"Oh..." So you were alone? With Claudio? And his...less than little friend? Cool.

Cool. Cool cool cool cool. Great.

"He texted you, no?"

"Uh, no..." you shook your head, trying to keep your eyes up.

"That's no good," Claudio tutted. To his surprise he gently took the stack of CDs out of your hands. "Some friend he is..."

"It's fine, I..." your voice trailed off as he walked past you. You watched as he set the CDs down on the coffee table and sat down on the couch, he slumped down, his legs wide as he reached for the remote, boxers riding up his thighs, which were far more muscular and hairy than you would've imagined. What happened to the baggy khakis and geeky t-shirts? The button-ups and ironed pants? Where the hell did all of this come from?

"Come, sit. I don't bite."

You snapped out of your thoughts and nodded, sitting down next to him on the overstuffed pleather couch, dropping your bag down.

"You don't think it's rude to leave company waiting?" He chuckled as changed the channel.

"It's okay... he just forgot..." you mumbled, settling in the seat.

"I'll wait for you 'til he comes, okay? It'll be nice to finally speak with you."

You nodded, noticing how bright his smile was for the first time and how perfect his teeth were.

"You've known Edward long, yes?"

"Edward?" You tilted your head, until the realization hit you. You laughed a bit. "Oh! Eddie, yeah. But nobody really calls him that except his Mom when she's mad at him..."

"Hmm. How did you meet Eddie?" Claudio hummed, setting the remote between the two of after settling on some nature show.

"Hes my friend's brother. You haven't met her yet, she's coming back for Spring Break since her school's a couple states away."

He nodded, "Yes, he mentions her."

"Anyway, she and Eddie moved in to our complex years ago and we all went to school together. I hung out at their place all the time and Eddie was always super cool to me. He made us snacks all the time, let me play his games, he even taught me to cuss in Spanish!"

Claudio nodded along. You couldn't seem to tell if he was really interested, his eyes seemed focus on the narrator discussing the fascinating world of bamboo. But you kept talking anyway.

"When he got older he drove us around cause he didn't want us taking the subway or the bus too. He's, like, the best." You thought for sure when your friend introduced you to him that he was gonna be a jerk. That's just how older brothers are, that's how yours are anyway. But here you were now, and he was still one of your best friends.

Eddie really was the best.

"Its strange Eddie has never told me these things. Or for that matter, let you tell me. He always seems to drag your attention away when I come in the room." He murmured.

You shrugged, fiddling with the hem of your shirt. "He's just like that, sorry."

"I'm starting to think he just doesn't want me to talk to you. I can't imagine why." You felt him shift on the couch, and you looked back over to see him rest his chin against his hand and looking over at you with those damn eyes again.

Now that it was daylight, there was no way to ignore how the sun beaming through the grimy window made the usual russet shade of them turn to honey. It was like he was becoming more and more attractive by the second. It was almost cartoonish.

"Forgive me for prying, but it's hard to not want to know the pretty dove who flies into our apartment quite often." You watched as he bounced his leg, trying not to notice the way his dick moved with it.

You looked away at the window to watch the sidewalk, ignoring the heat rising in your cheeks. Damn it! Why did he chose today of all days to act suave? Where was all this coming from? And where the hell was Eddie with his dumb cigarettes?!

"He seems like a good friend to you. I hear the way he makes you laugh while I'm in my room. It's a shame that's all he is to you, isn't it?"

"Huh?" Your brows raised as he lowered his voice. Damn, even his voice was suddenly attractive to you. Of course his accent had always interested you, but you finally noticed the way it seemed get so husky and... rough.

"Arme klein Y/N, you don't think it's obvious? It's a shame Eddie can't see it..."

"See what?" You peeked back at Claudio out of the corner of your eye, noticing his arm moving in a certain way...

"How loyal and sweet you are to him. The way he never seems to get the hints you give. Shame..."

"I don't understand..."

"I know it, you know it, sweetie. How long have you liked him? How long has he not noticed?"

"..." you opened your mouth but nothing was coming out. How did he know? How did he know?! It couldn't possibly be that obvious right?! In your defense, how were you supposed to know your best friend would go to college two states away, leaving you and Eddie in New York? Yeah, she would visit when she could and you'd message each other all the time, but it wasn't the same.

And what were you supposed to do but accept his rides home from work in his beat up Monte Carlo, "cause the bus was a nightmare and the subway was worse" according to him? And every drive, listening to his music and eating McDonald's you noticed more and more how his eyes caught the light of the street lamps, how soft his hair and lips looked? The growl in his voice after a drag of his cig, the way the corners of his eyes wrinkled when he laughed?

You were screwed from the very start!

You looked back over, your eyes widening at the sight before you; Claudio was palming himself through his underwear, slowly stroking himself through the material. Someway, somehow, he seemed to get bigger as you watched him get hard.

You didn't even have time to flinch as Claudio's large hand made its way to your jaw, slowly making you face him. You watched as he tilted his head, scanning over you. You tried not to shiver, it felt like he was looking through you. Finally his eyes met yours, and to your suprise, they were filled with what appeared to be... pity? Mostly lust as they trailed back down to your lips, but behind his lashes, his eyes were soft with pure pity.

"He's as clueless as he is rude. It isn't fair, is it?" You barely heard him whisper over the sound of your heart pounding hard in your ears. You made to speak again, but all that came out sounded more like choking.

"If he doesn't want to appreciate you, maybe I should, huh?"

"Wh-what?"

The next thing you knew, your shorts and panties were on the floor along with his boxers, your knees were up by your chest, and there was a large, handsome Swiss man with his tongue down your throat. And his hardness rubbing against your pussy as he rocked his hips. To your surprise you found your hand rubbing up his back and under his shirt as you tilted your head into the hungry, sloppy kiss.

You weren't even sure if this was wrong or not. It's not like you had a partner, and it wasn't as if you had made any promise to Eddie. Yeah, Claudio was his roommate! But you were grown, and Eddie didn't even know you liked him...

So fuck it.

Claudio's hand squeezed your thigh as he rocked back and forth against you, the friction and weight of his girth against your clit sending sparks through you. His pulled his lips away from yours, soft lips kissing your neck before he sat back up. He seemed to pull a condom out of thin air, rolling it over his dick.

"Sorry, täubchen, I don't have lube... if I knew you'd be coming I would have bought some..." He murmured. Through hazy eyes you watched as he brought his fingers to your lips. You parted them and moaned as you sucked at them, drooling and licking as you looked up at him. He smirked as slowly thrust his thick fingers into your mouth, then slide them out to stroke his cock.

"You're so pretty, you know... he doesn't tell you that enough..." he moved back above you, his hands taking your legs to put them on his shoulders. "Remember to breathe, hübsche taube, okay?" His lips went back to yours, his hand once again caressing your face. You moaned into his mouth as he slowly entered you, his dick stretching you open.

"Cla-Claud-" his kisses kept interrupting you as you tried to speak, his soft lips sucking your neck, perfect teeth grazing and nipping at the sensitive skin. Your thoughts of how he wouldn't fit dissipated as he filled you. You shifted your hips as you felt him throb in you, agonizingly slow. As wet as you were, it didn't help much until he started to move.

"That's it, good girl..." Between the sound of the leather on the couch crackling between your weight, the sound of your kissing, and the sound of your pussy taking him all in as he slowly rolled his hips, the two of you didn't hear the sound of keys falling to the hardwood floor.

"That's it, breathe, I'll go slow..."

"You rat fuck!"

Even with Claudio's hand on your jaw, you still managed to twist your head over to look at the door. There stood Eddie, his favorite hoodie hanging off one shoulder as he stood in the doorway in shock. Which quickly turned to a look of rage. He dropped the bag in his hand, the cans inside hitting the floor with a thud.

Oh no. Oh no no no no no no. The devil-may-care approach you had to the situation disappeared in an instant, your heart threatening to burst through your chest as he slammed the door shut and stomped toward the couch.

"Ah-umph ...Ed... You're finally home..." Claudio panted above you, his beard scratching against you as he stopped kissing your neck to look up.

"Don't call me Ed, you dickhead! Get off of them!" You heard him stomp over and watched as he grabbed at Claudio's arm. "What is this, huh?"

"S-sorry..." you whimpered underneath Claudio as he shifted his hips, still inside of you. You covered your face. "I'm sorry Eddie...I just-"

"Don't." He grunted, kneeling down by the couch, moving your hair out of your face. He tried to pry your hands away too, giving up when he heard the little whine in your throat. Instead, He turned his attention to his roommate. "What did I tell you?! She's off-limits! Off! Limits! ¿Qué parte de eso no entendiste, pendejo?!"

"You're the one who left her all alone. I was just keeping her company..." You peeked between your fingers to see Claudio looking back at him, not exactly smirking but not intimidated at all by him. Which was surprising, considering he was staring up at Eddie fucking Kingston. Instead he seemed to be struggling to keep his composure, still halfway buried in you.

"And you thought the best way to do that was to fuck her?! Let me guess, you strut out here in your stupid work out clothes and your-" Eddie looked down, his brows somehow becoming more furrowed. "Did you come out here in your fuckin' underwear?"

"Maybe I just forgot to get dressed, did you think of that?" Claudio leaned down and grabbed you by the waist. You yelped as he sat up, with you on his lap, effectively spearing you on his dick as he helped you straddle him. He seemed not to notice the way your breath caught in your throat as he rubbed your back. Your eyes practically rolled back in your head as you rested your head on his shoulder. You wiggled your aching hips to pull your self up a bit, just enough so he wasn't stabbing into your cervix anymore.

"Bullshit." Eddie leaned in, stroking your hair. "You okay, pipsqueak? Huh? This cabrón treating you good? Bastard didn't even put on a condom, did he? I mean I know you're on the pill and all that but-"

"I'm f-fine..." you stuttered, trying to make sense of the situation. He wasn't mad at you? He wasn't trying to break Claudio's jaw? You couldn't bring yourself to look back at your friend,especially with another guy's dick in you, but he sounded as if he had calmed down.

"For your information, I am wearing a condom." Claudio muttered.

"Yeah, but you didn't have the decency to fuck her in a bed!"

"Good point." Before you could protest, you felt Claudio shift, wrap your legs around his waist, and stand up with you effortlessly. You whined into his shoulder as his dick moved in you, shoving itself further into your aching heat. His arms wrapped around you and he started to walk down the hall towards his room. You kept your face hidden against him, still too embarrassed to let Eddie see you in such a way.

"Son of a bitch..." you heard him mutter.

Claudio stopped in his tracks. "That sounds like the voice of a man who feels left out."

"What?"

"I'm just thinking about how good Täubchen has been for me, and how perfect and-" He took a breath, a handmoving down to squeeze your ass "-tight her pussy feels... and how much you wish it was you with her around your waist like this..."

"Stop talking, bro. Right now."

"I'm sorry, Ed, but I am not the type of man who likes to bullshit. She wants you, and you want her. So why don't we all have some fun together, no?"

If your brain wasn't already fried before, it was now.

You looked up, seeing Eddie's green eyes widen as he realized what the other man said. There was anger as his brows scrunched up.

"Why'd you have to say it like that? You only fucked her 'cause you knew I liked her? Is that it?"

"No, look at her, Edward. She's a very pretty, sweet girl. I've been thinking about it for ages. Plus...I figured it would force you to be honest with yourself. Now do you want to join us or not?"

You watched Eddie as he fiddled with one of the chains around his neck, his face scrunched up. So much had to be going on in his head as he shut his eyes and sighed. "You and your stupid big dick..."

"Is that a yes?"

"Only... only if Pipsqueak wants me to..."

You hid your face immediately back against Claudio at the thought, confused, embarrassed, and worst of all, turned on. Claudio shifted his feet, and you felt him move inside you.you struggled to catch your breath in his arms. "Y- you...Eddie? And you?"

"Yes, Täubchen, me and your precious friend. It's a good idea, no?" Claudio crooned in your ear, his big hand sliding up your back.

You peeked up, eyes wide as Eddie was suddenly at your side. His eyes were soft. His hand reached up, hesitating before once again caressing your hair.

"O-only if Eddie wants to..."

"Excellent. Lass uns schlafen gehen."

"I don't know what you just said, but I know it was out of pocket." Eddie grumbled as he followed you two to the bedroom. With every step you could feel Claudio in you and it took everything in you not to clench around him, as if he wasn't already stretching you open so far...

They walked into his room, and he gently laid you on your back on his neatly made bed. You whimpered as he slid his girth out of you, resting his cock on your lower stomach as he knelt over you. He trailed two fingers down your pussy until he pressed his way inside.

"Look at that Ed, she's dripping so much already..." "So cute and fucked out... I haven't even made her cum yet... poor cutie..." he murmured, his lips curled into a smile.

"Be careful with her, alright?" Eddie grumbled as he started taking his clothes off.

"I will..." Claudio murmured as his thumb pressed against your clit, rubbing harsh circles against you, making your hips twitch. "It's so cute, and so sticky..."

"I'm sorry, 'kay? Was 'sposed to be more special than this..." Eddie mumbled as he unbuckled his jeans.

"Mphhh?" You struggled to focus on his words as your eyes raked over his broad chest as he spoke, the way his rosary and chains nestled against it...

"I was gonna ask you out proper one day. Take you somewhere nice. Like Olive Garden, you know?" He whispered as he took your shirt off, then unclipped your bra with one hand. They both went somewhere on the floor as he knelt next to you on the bed. His rosary dangled in your face before he leaned down and stared at your lips.

"Eddie..."

"Can I kiss you, pipsqueak?"

You nodded. You spent the next few moment moaning into his mouth as Claudio thrust his thick fingers into you.

What a strange way to get what you wanted for years. Eddie, your best friend's hot, cool, and surprisingly sweet older brother was finally kissing you... all while the roommate you thought he hated was fingering and teasing you to the point of tears.

You two finally came up for air, string of saliva breaking from between your lips. Your eyes trailed up to Eddie's once again. You've spent forever arguing with him whether they were grey or light green. It always depended on the lighting. But here in Claudio's sunlit room they were the softest, stormiest grey you'd ever seen them.

"Well, Täubchen... I think we've prepped you well enough, yes?" Claudio helped you to your knees. He knelt behind you, his firm strong arm around you bringing you to his chest. "If you want us both... you just have to say how..."

You tucked your head under his chin as he pressed against you, feeling his cock against your ass, still hard and hot. Your breath caught in your throat. Finally, you found your voice. "Y-you can pick..."

"Then I think I should have you from behind, and Ed from the front. How's that?"

"What? You can't just go- hang on..." Eddie got off the bed, walking out of the room. Your eyes trailed down to his hips and ass as he walked out. Claudio's hand traveled low, grabbing you by the pussy as his lips brushed agaisnst your neck.

Eddie came back, a small bottle of lube and a towel in his hand. His brows scrunched up as Claudio made a show of kissing you, squeezing you tight between the legs, making you moan.he threw the lube at him.

"Here. She's wet in the front not in the back. If we're doing this prep first, jackass."

"I was going to ask if you had any lube but now I know." Claudio rolled his eyes and pulled away from you. He took the lube and spread it on his still-covered dick as Eddie spread out the large towel. You watched as he knelt on it and took out a condom, rolling it over his own hardening girth. You bit your lip as you watched. He wasn't as long as Claudio but was just as thick.

His eyes came up, and met you, and darted away. "Y/N, come over here."

You did as he asked, coming over to the blanket. Your face buried in the crook of Eddie's shoulder, your body pressed against his. Soft, stout, and sturdy. You breathed in the scent of cigarette smoke and the knockoff Drakkar Noir.

"You gonna be able to take us both, huh?"

"Y-yeah."

Claudio set the lube aside, coming up behind you once more. You gasped as you felt two of his fingers, smeared with the cold lubricant rub against your other sensitive entrance. Once he was done, his arm once again went around your shoulders, holding you tight.

"I'm ready if you're ready, schatzi..."

You nodded. You braced yourself against Eddie as Claudio pressed the head of his cock against you, then slowly pushed his way in. You let out slow shallow breaths as he nibbled your ear, his other hand against your hip.

"That's it... I've got you...go ahead, Eddie..."

You shut your eyes, sighing into Eddie's shoulder as he steadied himself, one hand gripping your hip while he held his dick with the other, pressing it into you, occupying the space Claudio was once in.

You bite your lip as the man behind you squeezed your breast, teasing you slowly with his hand.

The pressure between your legs was already immense. Eddie started first, slowly rocking his hips into your cunt, giving and gritting his teeth. "She's so... fuck Y/N..."

Soon the two of them attempted to find a pattern, Eddie moving his hips after Claudio. You moved your hips as much as you could twitching and biting your lip from each shock of friction, from every inch either man moved inside of you.

The Swiss mans hand made its way up from your chest around your throat. You sighed he once again kissed your lips, moaning into his mouth as his thrusting grew deeper and rougher as he pounded against you ass, purring in your ear.

"You like this? You like this, schatzi? You're being so good for-gonna make me-"

"Careful, be care- oh fuck..." Eddie hissed as he jerked inside you, hand gripping your hip tighter as he adjusted himself. He slowed down before his hips bucked back into you.

"I'm gonna cum... You're gonna make me-" the sound of sex echoed off the wall as the two of them fucked you, Claudio, breathing heavy, kissing your cheek as his thrusts grew slower -and deeper. "Schatzi, schatzi‐!" He slowed, panting behind you as he slowed to a stop, pulsing in you as Eddie thrust forward.

"Eddie...Eddie...Mmmph...!" Your orgasm snuck up on you as Claudios arm tightened around your shoulder tilting you back. You rested your back against the Swiss man's chest as your best friend- or maybe he was more than that now-, gripped your hips and thrust into your pussy as you tightened around him.

"That's it, good girl, look at her Eddie, fuck her, fuck her good..."

You shit your eyes, whimpering and panting as You heard Eddie moan and curse, fucking you through your orgasm until you felt him also come to his release, his dick twitching in you and his hips bucking slower, yet more erratic...

"Holt shit, holy shit-!"

The three of you laid on the bed afterwards, sheets a mess, the sun slowly setting. The room was quiet, with the sound of the a/c and your breath occupying the empty space.

"So... either of you want pizza after this?"

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After a quick clean up, you found yourself sitting on Eddie's lap in the living room, watching what was left of that's nights football game in one of his old shirts.

"Eddie?"

"Yeah?"

"You...you don't think I'm a slut? For, you know..."

"No! Fuck no! if anybody's a slut it's him." Eddie pointed to Claudio, who came back from the kitchen with two cans of tea. He set them down on the table in front you two.

"I take no offense to that." he leaned down, making to touch you.

Eddie smacked his hand away. "Don't touch her hair."

"Eddie!"

"Ouch." Claudio pulled away, holding his hand, pretending to be hurt. "You wounded me Kingston, my hand is shattered in three places..."

"Look. I... I don't share, got that? Today was diff-."

"I know, I know," Claudio waved him off, retrieving his wallet off of the table.

"Claud."

"Yeah?"

"...thanks. I guess."

"You're welcome." He zipped his jacket. "Well, I'm off to go get the pizza."

"Wait, you got one supreme one meat lovers right?"

"One supreme, one Hawaiian."

"You sick son of a bitch," Eddie grumbled, sipping from his can, though you swore you saw a smile creeping up on his face.

Claudio quickly leaned in again, kissng your temple. He dodged the empty can thrown at his head as he scampered towards the door.

"Don't have too much fun without me!"

"Fuck off!"

One the door closed, Eddie laced back against the couch. He pulled you close, kissing your forehead.

"So..."

"Hmm?" Even over the hum of the tv, you could hear him swallow as he chose his next words.

"...I guess...we gotta lot to talk about... huh?"

"...yeah."

"So... how long have you liked me?"

"How long have you liked me?"

"Well..."

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[rottmntsimp]

Hello how are you? I hope you're doing good.

If i can request Casey jr x female!human!reader? Platonic, fluff hc.

About reader - who isn't related to turtles or April, you can say they met at school - is begin a sweet person and understanding, when she met CJ she didn't push him to open up and waited for him to be comfortable, she knows a lot about cooking so she's making a lot for Casey and whatever he wants.

Personal chef

Pairing[s]: Casey Jr + Reader A/N: Part 2/2 of the B'Day double upload!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!~

Casey

💖 - Ok, let's say it's about a few months, maybe a year post-movie. Casey's settling into this new life, and is still currently adjusting to his new lifestyle!

💖 - Oh boy. Lowkey, I would expect this kid to be really excited about going to school.

💖 - Meeting kids his age, learning, being out in the public and not having his life in constant danger? Sign him up!

💖 - He's not...the brightest per say, but he's willing to learn! He never had time for a proper education in the apocalypse, and will probably require some heavy tutoring.

💖 - That's where you come in!

💖 - After April's mother so kindly offered to be the one to enroll him, she made sure to include the fact that he may be a bit behind and would probably require some extra classes.

💖 - First day, he was in the principal's office during lunch, waiting for his supposed tutoring buddy. With how he'd seen kids walk in late to class all day, he sort of expected you to walk in late, but to his surprise you were right on time!

💖 - Walking in, you introduced yourself to him, smiling sweetly, a stark contrast from the behavior he's seen in the hallways. Of course he's still on guard, but it's nice to see a green flag every now and again, right?

💖 - Since Casey doesn't really have a "normal" place, and won't open up on where he lives, you guys decide to have your tutoring sessions at your place!

💖 - Imagine his surprise when after each and every session, without fail, you send him off with a treat or two.

💖 - He'll probably put it aside once he gets to the lair, afraid that it might be poisoned or drugged or whatnot, but after seeing Mikey and Leo munch away at them, he starts to warm up to you.

💖 - Before you know it, he might even bring a snack or two himself [either having Mikey bake them, or just buying something off of a street vendor]

💖 - You guys sit next to each other at lunch!!

💖 - If you eat alone during lunch, pray that you're fine with him tagging along, because once he's hooked, he's hooked.

💖 - And if you have any friends, don't feel shy to introduce him to them, he may not open up to them easily, but he's still kind!

💖 - I hope you like to bring snacks to school, because my guy will be hungry during class [What?! I'm not projecting onto him lmao /sarc]

💖 - If you guys get to a point in your friendship where he's really comfortable with you [most likely after years of knowing you], he might introduce you to the others!!

💖 - Speaking of the others, you know for a fact he's ranted about your cooking to Mikey before. Hell, he'll probably act as a little messenger boy while you two swap recipes-

💖 - He loves that you're so patient, and might even feel a little guilty for not opening up that much, but it'll all be worth it, because trust me, you guys are going to be attached to the hip at one point.

💖 - If he ever sees you getting picked on at school, he will sock the person hurting you in the jaw.

💖 - He might be a little over protective, almost like an overbearing father or older brother, but give the kid a break, he survived an apocalypse!

💖 - On the topic of the apocalypse, he might not tell you about the whole time travel thing until years later.

💖 - He half expects you to burst out laughing and call him a madman.

💖 - To say he was surprised when you just sat there, looking so...genuine.

💖 - He couldn't help but warm up inside as you hooked onto every word he said. Listening as he spoke of his sensei and his mother with such genuine interest it made him feel as though he'd lucked out. As though he'd won the friendship lottery.

💖 - At this point you guys have no secrets whatsoever, to the point where you two share passwords for random stuff. Spotify, Gmail, hell even your phones.

💖 - Teach him how to cook, oh please-

💖 - His taste buds were ruined after surviving off of rats for years.

💖 - If you and Mikey ever meet, please band together and show Casey the joys of working in the kitchen.

💖 - He may not be good on his first try [or possibly ever] but you'd be lying if you said it wasn't fun having him around.

💖 - Make sure to introduce him to different cuisines as well!

💖 - Chinese, Mexican, Indian, everything!

💖 - I am a firm believer that Casey will not hate anything till he has tried or seen it at least once.

💖 - Expect him to be a bit sentimental about things.

💖 - Maybe on your friend-aversary, he bakes you a batch of the first treat you made him.

💖 - Or maybe on your birthday he takes you out to the first place you guys hung out!

💖 - And yes, this guy will be your taste tester for everything.

💖 - Although he may not understand the concept of "good food," teach him and he'll learn! Explain to him how to recognize if there's too much salt or too less seasoning, and before you know it-

💖 - ✨Refined taste palette✨ /j

💖 - But yeah, overall, I feel that your friendship would help him grow more as a person. And as soon as he recognizes that, he'll make sure to shower you with appreciation <3

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[cebwrites]

Hey dude! How you doing?

I've been around a while and it's taken me a bit of guts to ask but like

I'm a bit of a short guy you know? I was wondering if you'd be okay with me asking if you could write something..maybe between Sanji and a short dude?

I can never find anything with short guys and you're like.. a gold mine lmao

Have a nice day bro ✌️ thanks if you do thanks still if ya don't 👊

a/n: how i'm doing is exploding from your sweet ask, this is so cute!! goldmine aaaa you flatter me anon 🥺🥺💞💓💖 from one short king to another, i've got your back bro 🤝💖

with a short boyfriend (Sanji)

masc reader, flaming bi sneej under the cut word count: 0.6k

He was a tad hesitant to admit it at first, wanting to seem "cool and aloof" enough to maintain whatever image he thought lived in your head, but he loves having a short boyfriend

You're short enough to rest his chin on your head as you do the dishes, perfect for him to scoop into his arms and descend on you with a flurry or kisses, you look angelic to him when his clothes hang just a little bit over your knees, you're pocket-sized even!

Okay, maybe he's letting himself get a little carried away with that last point, but point is he's so damn in love with you and Sanji will literally find anything and everything about you to fawn over down to the minute detail

He loves picking things off high shelves for you, even if you do give him a look afterwards and your staircase is right there, but what he loves even more is picking you up and putting you on the counter to watch him fuss over a pot of something warm for the crew

On at least one occasion though, the two of you got a little carried away with snogging by the stove that neither noticed the burning smoke until Franky's sprinkler system doused everything in 17 gallons of water - you were spared most of the chewing out but Franky and Sanji argued for weeks over the ruined spices

Of course none of the cooing and cawing is meant to undermine or infantilize you, the last thing Sanji wants to do is insult his own damn lover, he's just full of too much affection than he knows what to do it - so if you ask him to tone it down a smidge or stop (specifically about your size) he'll respect your wishes

There isn't a single treasure in the world, not even the All Blue itself, that could convince him to stop him from showering his love for you as a whole, however, that's simply who he is as a person

Although, it'd be misleading to say that Sanji wasn't more intrigued by your feats of strength - however grand or mundane, physical or emotional - and that he didn't want to kyaaaa~!!! on the sidelines when you pulled off a particularly cool move

Sparring against Zoro or Robin, his cheers for her pale in comparison to the "__-SWAN~!!"s you get tossed your way (although she does get her fair share of compliments)

As much as Sanji likes cuddling you in his lap, you make him feel just as fluttery and fruity when you pull him into yours - kissing along the line of his back, his shoulder blades, pressing sweet purrs of compliments against the shell of his ear while you grip such strong, muscular thighs

You tell him as much about your adoration for them, too

Sanji couldn't wish for a partner he loved more than you, he wants to spend all the time he can with you and plant as many "embarrassing" smooches on your forehead when you walk by or hang around him in the kitchen as you'll allow

It was fine at first, endearing even, but once Sanji started wearing lipstick on and off the obvious marks front and center on your face were at least a little (a lot) tease-worthy from the rest of the crew

But you let him get away with it and never stay mad too long - especially when he gives you his patented soggy babygirl expression, pouty lip and all - because you love that man more than light itself and you'll admit that it's still a bit cute, at least

[jamisonwritestf2trash]

hello there, can i have some headcanons of maybe one of the mercs owning a bunny? my rabbit passed away today and we’re not doing hot-tf2heritageposts

The TF2 Mercs With A Pet Bunny!

———————————————————— Of course you can :) As a fellow rodent lover, and my heart breaks for you. I'm sorry for your loss. This is such a sweet ask. I'm gonna say that all the Mercs just found a little bunny one day and decided to keep it. (It's a domesticated bunny that got released into the wild!)

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Demo already (in my mind, anyways) has a kitten, so when he found this random bunny sitting outside, he was, a little worried, to say the least. Never leaves the two alone together. Going into the kitchen to see Demo weilding a bunny or a kitten has become a common occurrence to the other mercs. But as time moved on, without Demo noticing, the kitten and bunny grew closer and eventually became friends! Demo only found out after being in such a haze one morning that he accidentally left the two together. This man has never run faster than when he realized. He slams open his door only to find them cuddling. Demo may have cried, but he'd never admit that.

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Engie is such a spoiler. This bunny has the best of everything. I mean, he found the poor thing abandoned! He's just making sure it never feels abandoned again, and if that includes dotting on it for hours, then that's a sacrifice he's willing to make. Is always worried about when he takes the bunny into his workshop, scared that he'll hurt its ears, I can assure you he found a way to make it tiny noise canceling headphones so it's comfortable. One time, Engie left the workshop to grab something and came back to the bunny sprawled out on top of one of his machines because the surface was warm. He just pat it's head and went back to working with a smile on his face.

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Heavy loves animals, but he always seems to scare them. So when he found a bunny, he figured that it would run away the second he got close to it. He still tried, though, never wanting to abandon an animal that needs help. Surprisingly, the bunny hopped right up to Heavy and nuzzled against his hand. He's very gentle with the bunny, always worried he's going to accidentally hurt it. Heavy bought a lot of toys for the bunny, looking into literally every game a bunny might like to play. Found out oddly enough that some bunnies like to play tug of war and decided to see if his bunny would play, and sure enough, it did. Heavy thinks it's so cute to watch the bunny pull a toy away whenever he holds it, and the almost successful look the bunny gets when it pulls the toy away.

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Medic has his birds and has always been content with them. He's never really thought about having any other pets. But, when a bunny shows up at the base, he knows he can't just leave it outside. He scoops up the bunny and immediately starts talking its ears off, I can just vividly imagine the rabbit looking at an invisible camera with an "Oh brother 🙄" look. Medic puts it down in the lab and starts trying to get things together to set up a comfortable place for it to stay, not realizing he's terrifying the poor thing, labs are scary, especially when there's blood all over the floor. Archimedes, who was sitting in his opened cage waiting for Medic to come back, poked his head out and spots the scared little bunny and flies over and nestles himself next to the bunny, trying in his own way to reassure the bunny that, even as scary as the lab might get, Medic is a good owner, and that they bunny will be just fine here. Lots of pictures were taken when Medic came back and saw Archimedes and the bunny cuddling.

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Scout is so bunny coded it's not even funny lmao. Found the bunny outside and just immediately fell in love with it. Instantly best friends. Just walks into the common area of the base and holds up the bunny,

"Look at this guy!" The other mercs question if Scout is really the best person to care for a pet, let alone a bunny. I mean, is it reasonable to assume that Scout thinks bunnies can be held by their ears and only eat carrots? NO! Sure, he watched and still watches a lot of cartoons, but he's also very well educated on different types of animal care. He always wanted a bunny as a kid. He even did extensive research, but having as many siblings as he did, space was limited, and so his dream never became a reality. Scout has the best setup for the bunny and spends as much time with it as possible. He will literally watch the said above cartoons with the bunny and comment on how unrealistic it is. Still named the bunny Buggs, though.

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Sniper and his love of animals have never been able to mix due to many reasons. But, when he finds a bunny sitting outside his van, he just assumes this is the universe finally telling him he's ready for an animal to come into his life, and who is he to deny the universe? Scoops the bunny up and immediately finds a way to the nearest store to get it set up. After they got back, Sniper took the bunny into the back to set up it's cage and other things. He put the bunny on his bed and as the bunny looked around his van, it may have spotted a gun or two and had a mini breakdown, Sniper has to pick up the now shaking bunny and figure out how to explain to it that he isn't that kind of hunter, and only kills humans! (Like that's any better, lmao 😭) These two take naps together, by the way. It's not uncommon to find them both napping midday when nothing else is going on.

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Spy tried to shoo it away at first, probably assuming it would be rabid or something, but then it flashed the most pathetic eyes you've ever seen, and Spy just melts inside. But just because the bunny melted his heart doesn't mean Spy will show that outwardly. Man literally sighs and groans when he picks up the bunny and brings it inside. He definitely calls it a vile beast in front of the other mercs but immediately apologizes when he gets to his room. One day Scout calls him on his bs, and says,

"Y'know Spy if you really don't like that 'vile beast' I'm sure I could take it for ya." Spy gives him a look that says, try that and again and I'll fucking cut you, and replies,

"Well, Scout. I would, but unfortunately, it seems to be bonded with me, and it would be unfair to the rabbit for me to separate us." Loves that bunny so much.

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Soldier was so excited when he saw the little bunny sitting outside! He falls in love with it the moment he sees it. Scoops it up and brings it inside. Is immediately showing it off to the other mercs. Definitely got Engie to make a tiny helmet for the bunny. Once, he put the bunny under his helmet, and when it poked its little face, he sobbed. But, as we know, Soldier is loud. One time, he was yelling without realizing it, and the poor bunny was so scared. He felt so bad and immediately started trying to calm it down. The bunny eventually gets used to living with such a loud guy, they love each other!

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Pyro. Is. Thrilled. They love animals. They have a staring contest with the bunny the first time they met. Honestly, it terrified the poor thing (a running trend with the mercs apparently 😭), but eventually, the bunny somehow figures out that the stare down is out of interest and love, and eventually accepts the fact that their new owner is just vaugly unsettling. They spend so much time together, Pyro loves (safely) showing the bunny all the fun things about fire! The bunny has no interest in this, of course, but just likes to spend time with Pyro. Pyro always celebrates they day they and the bunny met as a sort of mini birthday thing, and lights sparklers for both of them (Pyro holds them) these two adore each other :')

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Uh, old people absolutely go soft for bunnies. Who would have guessed? Anyways! I hope you liked this. It was super fun to write, and I hope it at least makes your grieving a bit easier. My Dms are always open in case you need someone to talk to.

[turtlesocksv2]

Liveblogging Dead Friend Forever ep 3

It's Saturday and you know what that means! That's right, it's time for our weekly look at Gay Teens Stuck In A Cult Murder Woods While A Serial Killer Who Might Be A Ghost Is Out To Get Them!

In the recap I JUST noticed that Phi is the one like "Nah you're friend probably just moved! :) It's Fine :)" before he convinces them to remake the movie and I just....Sus King.

Phi doesn't want Top to go for help alone and like...he's right! Not only is Top a coward who will probably abandon them, it's also just a dumb idea! There is a serial killer out there! If Top is alone, he is going to Get Got. Phi is being smart, actually! And Tee just straight up asks Phi if he wants Por to die and my poor Sus King stays silent. I support your murder agenda!

Tan getting Top to spill some secrets! So Top and Non had issues, you say? 👀 And the road to town is conveniently blocked you say? 👀 i feel the killer getting closer lmao RIP Top you will not be missed.

Fluke is the only one who realizes that they shouldn't disturb a crime scene. Tee is the one who says "well then let's just burn it and get rid of the evidence!" and like....what on earth did y'all do three years ago. you absolutely killed someone for the Forest Cult didn't you.

Oh ewww i really didn't need the random dog licking the corpse with gross noises. but also, don't shoo away the dog! The dog can alert you to the killer lurking! The dog will be your friend! Nothing better happen to the dog or Be On Cloud and I are gonna have Words

White didn't even want to come! He wasn't supposed to be there! It's supposed to be his day off! I like how Phi tells White to stay behind while they go try to rescue Top and Tan - because White's not involved in this. It also keeps one of the non-involved trio with Fluke, One with Top and Phi has the other group. Each group has a non-involved person to keep an eye on their shady, potentially Non-Murdering asses.

Tan made it all the way back to the Valley Mansion by himself? 👀 Ok, Sus King, we still on board the good ship Phi And Tan Are The Killer.

LOL Tee really keeps calling Phi out, it's so funny.

Tan must have hit his head or something for them to but the "by the time i got up Top AND the motorbike were gone!"

Fluke you KNOW you cannot be shaking Por like that. You are absolutely trying to kill Por before his dying guilty conscience spills the beans on what you guys did to Non. And Ooooo White stealing the hard drive with the movie on it because Fluke made him suspicious. Way to go, pulling the innocent act. You might just survive. Ah, but it's broken.

The shrine and al lthe blood is very well done very creepy. Tan's asthma is absolutely gonna get him killed tho.

Oooooh White found a gun under Por's mattress. Interesting. and he's keeping it because he doesn't fucking trust Fluke which is so smart of him.

Lol love them quadruple-teaming the masked killed. like, yes! there's way more of you than of him! But then they run away like...no! just tackle him and unmask him! there are four of you!!!

dying at Phi and Jin trapped in the box/coffin together and Phi saying he'll protect Jin.

"it's nothing why would you want to watch it hat much" because you are SUSPICIOUS as FUCK, Fluke and White is not actually stupid maybe??????? Fluke has lost his damn mind.

So we have confirmation that Por took money from someone he shouldn't have - Non, probably? Weird.

Por's rich ass family has a mansion in walking distance to the Cult Murder Shrine. So Theory: Por's rich ass family are cult members who sacrifice people. the friend group got sucked into three years ago and tried to sacrifice Non, who thought he was their friend but was basically their bullying victim. Non escaped and is now Out For Revenge and I am eagerly awaiting Unhinged Barcode. Pretty sure Phi and Tan are also Team Revenge, but it could also just be that they and Phi especially are Nosey Bitches. I support them either way.

[seokjinsonlyone]

LMAO the last mtl you answered had the gears in my mind twisting too and I have an mtl now! Who do you think is mtl to get jealous/protective/throws an attitude at you when you and him are at a party or event and you see a celeb that you’ve had a crush on for a long time and you start fangirlling HARD lol

My thoughts on this

- Jungkook WITHOUT A DOUBT lmao he’s gonna be holding you near to him all night long and making your attention is on him

- V cause even tho this man knows he’s the shit, he doesn’t want you gushing over another man when he, THE Kim Taehyung, is right there lol

- Jimin because this man just wants all of your attention on him but he’s also a professional so he’s not gonna get super jealous in front of people too

- Jin because he is wwh and is baffled that you even think someone else compares 😂

- Now for rap line, I felt like they were all pretty on par with each other! I think I would put Yoongi above namseok now that I think about it just because. Like I have no reason lmao.

- But namseok tied for least because those two are so confident in themselves that they don’t mind you checking out other guys because they know whose bed youre gonna end up in that night 🤪 also they know they themselves have girls turning their heads to check them out too (eg. w Korea event when they walked in) so it evens out duh

LEMME TELL YOU RIGHT NOW i would smack the ego right out the back of namseok neck bc the only girl's head they should be worrying about turning is MINE like me personally i know where home is so I can fangirl and go off about whoever but i should be their entire world even in they innermost thoughts Yes i am aware that is a double standard i am a BOLD HYPOCRITE i do not care 😌

but you know what? i'm actually gonna go out on a limb and put seokjin first but ONLY bc this is in the context of a party like i don't think he'd necessarily be JEALOUS per say but he'd definitely be appalled at the notion of you either tryna leave him to go meet someone else or making him go with you to meet someone else like if he at a party he just there for appearances sake and only tryna be there long enough to say he was there before going home like mixing and mingling not part of the plan AT ALL and like you said whoever it is ain't WWH so why is you tripping?

i'm saying tae next bc he seem like he got a lot of industry friends and like just imagine being at the function and seo joon turn up like me personally imma stop in my tracks it don't matter if i've accidentally picked up one of his calls from tae phone or have said hi on facetime the first time i see him in person i'm grabbing onto tae arm hard enough to hurt i'm not breathing at a complete standstill bc it's park seo joon live and in the flesh like it's a wrap and bc that's his hyung he finna have a major attitude he'd be like girl i know this man that's like my brother and it's just like sorry bae he's 6'1 and i've seen the way he kiss on screen 🤷‍♀️ he'll still take you to meet him of course but you'll get a hello and a handshake at best before he signaling jimin to take you away

I KNOW IT'S SHOCKING THAT JK ISN'T FIRST UP BC HE'S USUALLY AT THE SCENE OF EVERY CRIME REGARDING JEALOUSY BUT HEAR ME OUT it's bc he'd think it's cute at first like it's all fun and games until he's with you talking to whoever and he see the hearts in your eyes and you kinda hitting it off with them and then it just would NOT sit right with him at all like after that you not meeting no one else not talking to anyone else if you so much as look at another person he might decide to drag you home altogether 💀

hobi's another one who would think it's cute like he'd be fine with it go up to them and introduce you to them and even leave you to talk to them but if 20-30 minutes passed and then he went around looking for you and found you with that person still he'd be like 🙂🚩 and then go make up an excuse to drag you away bc it's all fine and good and well to have a little crush as long as it stays just that A CRUSH like you not about to sit there and be friends with them LOL

i'm putting jimin next bc he's a tease like i really think there's some sort of sick sadistic part of him that would get off on you going googoo gaga for another man like he'd turn it into some sort of game MIGHT EVEN GO SWINGING IAJFOSJFO

i think namgi pretty much on the same level of like not caring like it's whatever they know how you feel about that person and would let you live your y/n life ONLY DIFFERENCE I THINK THAT EXISTS IS yoongi wouldn't point the person out to you like if you saw them and started freaking out he'd be like okay well are you gonna go talk to them or are you gonna keep hitting my arm and staring NAMJOON ON THE OTHER HAND he'd be just as excited as you are LOL like he's gonna be like omg bae look over there and then he's gonna rush both y'all over there to talk to whoever it is he'd probably end up becoming besties with your celebrity crush and hang their relationship over your head tbh

[your-next-daydream]

Okay I know its, like, the end of fucking July but I read your most recent deadpool hcs and now I HAVE to get the low down on how he celebrates Halloween with his s/o. Like imagine him literally ripping off his arm as part of the costume and constantly getting complimented on how "real" it looks lmao

Ok so Halloween is like my favorite holiday EVER, so the way I rushed to do this when I finally saw your ask.

He's so hype for Halloween because he can just go out as himself and not feel bad about how he looks.

Totally dressed up as Freddy Krueger just because he didn't have to do much work to make it look good.

He kept joking that he was now on par with wolverine because he did get the Kruger claws.

Another time he went as a zombie and just ripped one of his armsboff just to keep pointing at everything with it

"Accidentally" slapped someone with his dismembered limb.

He always gets so many complaints about how good he looks so that does make him feel slightly better about himself.

He kept trying to get you to dress in his Deadpool suit but you said no because "that thing is practically threaded together with cocaine at this point"

If you guys aren't walking around but instead handling out candy to kids he'll get on the roof and jump down at a lot of them.

"hey honey it's almost time to go!" You yelled towards Wade referring to a party you both were invited to a party at the academy by Colossus.

He groaned throwing on the green and red striped sweater. "It's probably gonna be boring though! I mean it's mainly going to be smart assed kids and adults with sticks up their asses!" He shouted back coming over to where you were pulling you to him by your waist. "Maybe we can just stay here instead and have our own fun."

Laughing you pushed him back. "We can have our fun later, for right now I know you love Halloween so we are going to go to this damned party. Plus don't you want to spike the punch or something." You said opening a cabinet that had stored alcohol.

He gasped offended. "I would never do such a thing! How did you even know that was in there? Not that I put it in there or anything." Leaning over you as he spoke you closed the cabinet.

You scoffed at him looking him up and down. "You totally would and you know it! You "accidentally," you held up your fingers to make a quoting gesture, "put cocaine on some donuts saying it was powdered sugar and them gave them to Logan!"

He crossed his arms with a laugh. "Yeah but I know he won't die from something like that so technically it was all in good fun!" He started laughing harder at the memory of Logan being hunched over for a bit from consuming that much of the drug in that way.

You stifled your own laughter trying to reprimand him for his actions. "Alright it was admittedly a bit funny, but there's going to be children there this year so he careful." You warned him walking over and wrapping your arms around him.

"Alright fine I won't pull to many stunts if that makes you feel better. But I better get a reward for playing nice." He grumbled picking you up to place you on the counter.

You shrugged your shoulders pulling him in by his shirt collar. "I don't know maybe if you're on your best behavior I'll give you one." You murmured against his lips before crashing yours to his.

He pulled you closer to himself wrapping your legs around his waist before kissing you back with fervor. He pulled away smirking at you "can't keep your hands off me for long can you?"

You rolled your eyes pushing him off and hopping off the counter. "Nope not when it comes to you Wade, now let's get to that party!"

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

[queenbol-of-baldurs-gate]

Feed my BG3 hunger.

I wanna know for those playing with CustomTavs that will romance someone in the game, who are they wooing? And why? How do you imagine their dynamic? In tags or reblogs are fine! I'll start;

Delight- Warlock, Tiefling, Criminal

I literally cannot unsee her romancing Astarion.

Their pasts just line up and mirror so well, as do their current situations, and while she's not outright cruel she's definitely not a Good Guy. She finds him funny and over the top, and is entertained by his poor lying but drawn in by his vulnerability. He finds her contradictory but also funny (laughing together about the walking undead husband was a sweet moment between them lmao) and is starting to find her smartass comments and teasing endearing. They don't just become good lovers, they become good friends, and they will be wonderfully morally grey and chaotic together.

Briallen- Half-Orc, Sorceror, Folk Hero

This bitch can fit so much Survivor's Guilt inside her!! I think she will really fit well with Halsin all things considered. She is, down to her core, a genuinely good person who wants to protect and help, even if she sees her heroism as a selfish act to punish herself. I can see her being drawn to Halsin's strength, confidence and wisdom and I can see him drawn to her bravery, selflessness and serenity. But hopefully he will be able to curb her extremely low sense of self-preservation and she will show him that she will accept him in his entirety with no strings. Two folks who really admire each other slowly falling head over heels for each other!

Iker- Human, Ranger, Soldier

Gale. Not just because he's a magebreaker and I love the whole enemies/rivals to lovers, but because Gale is a wonderfully complicated person and turns out Iker finds complicated hot. I can see Gale intially finding his standoffish and straight up cunty behaviour annoying/vaguely amusing at first, but become increasingly curious about the person he used to be before everything. Iker looks at Gale and they think "Fuck. He's hot. Damn mage." and becomes fascinated with the fractured man beneath the perfect veneer. Idk about Gale, but Iker is actually the devoted type and in the future won't care what he does as long as he lets them stay by his side. Unhealthy obsessions all round let's get on it cunts.

Rowan- Half-Elf, Wizard, Scholar/Sage

I am truly a bit stumped with them BUT I can see them making poor decisions and falling for Wyll. He's got secrets and they're a curious sort who naturally wants to uncover them, for good or ill. They trigger Wyll's protective instinct, as they are particularly a bit naive about the wider world beyond their studies and dig sites and he's as soon to find them crouching down in the middle of a battle protecting a suspected artifact as he is to find them completely closed off to the world with her nose in a tome. He would find their completely objective opinion about his situation surprisingly refreshing and they want to study him under a microscope (oh and he has a very nice smile they can't seem to say no to). They'll make him better, he'll make them worse lol.

Zlatan- Githyanki, Cleric, Outlander

Oh Shadowheart for sure. Not only does he find her beautiful, he's intrigued with the fact that such a kind person (objectively) worships such an evil goddess. He's always been fascinated with outlier cultures and beliefs, like the drow. She would obviously be wary of him at first, but will be pleasantly surprised by his easygoing and cheerful nature yet shocked by his daredevilry and adventurousness. When she finally lets down her guard and they get closer, I can see them having actually quite a romantic dynamic between them.

Delshad [Name WIP]- Dragonborn, Fighter, Noble

I'll be honest, I was inspired by the Panel to make a hot af dragonborn to sweep Karlach off her feet. I'm weak. He is literally Just Some Guy. He's polite, he's softspoken, he likes embroidery and he will Fuck You Up when pressed. He would find Karlach very, very cute once she trusts him with her more romantic side and he can withstand her sparky tendencies with all his scales. She would appreciate the fact that he's pretty non-conforming in terms of his status and his gender stereotype and that he's only a gentleman with her FOR her. Very sweet, very soft relationship ahoy!!

Tav [Name Undecided]- Gnome/Deep Gnome, Rogue, Urchin or Charlatan?

Now this Tav is very much a recent and underdeveloped idea, because I saw The Prettiest gnome Tav the other day and I had this image of a cute gnome lady Absolutely Down Bad for Lae'zel because she loves big strong hot mean women. I imagine a very messy, horny dynamic since this Tav despises any authority on principle and Lae'zel comes from a society very much built upon obeying authority, but I can see Lae'zel finding Tav's dedication to chaos and getting things done her way or no way quite attractive.

[laladellakang]

dark moon: webtoon 13-17(?)

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dark moon: the blood altar (webtoon ver.) chapter 13-17(?)

there were 49 votes for dara's special friend (the one in enha) and he'll be revealed in this chapter. thank you all for voting!

happy enniversary everyone 🤍 let's hope that i can make another chapter within a couple of hours lmao 

chapter fourteen

"Heli told me that on the night of a lunar eclipse, werewolves fall in love with the first person they see that night," Sooha explained to the vampire 'siblings.' "And that they love that person for the rest of their lives. Isn't that amazing? It's so romantic!"

Dara stayed silent as she listened to Sooha and the guys' exchange. What started off as the vamps shitting on werewolves slowly turned to Sooha's rant on her hatred for vampires.

From awkwardly playing with her hands to tightly squeezing them to the point where a crack could've been heard.

Does she hate us that much? We're not that terrible are we?

Dara painfully thought back to what Sooha said.

We have emotions. I feel hurt right now.

We know what love is. I feel it every day with the group. I love my brothers.

We're not cruel, cold-blooded monsters. You wouldn't have been friends with me if I was.

Vampires aren't the worse. The vampires that you know of don't define us.

Dara couldn't help but squeeze her hand tighter when Heli discarded Sooha's words.

Don't smile like that. Don't say that we understand.

Don't you want to defend us? Say you met a vamp who was nothing like that? No?

I should've kept my distance. I let my feelings influence me.

It hurts. It fucking hurts.

A hand immediately went up to separate Dara's hands and hold it in his.

She let out a breath before sending a grateful smile towards Solon's direction.

She read all these romance novels where the character learns to let go. That no matter how in love they were, sometimes the best decision is to justlet them go.

And it's time for her to start learning. No matter what the others decide to do.

chapter fifteen

"Who cares if we let her down?" Solon crossed his arms. "Are you guys not concerned about let down Dara is? She hasn't spoken a single word," he pointed at the girl who was playing with her fingers.

"It's fine, Solon- we're all grieving in our own ways. I'm not a special case or anything," Dara shifted her legs. "I don't wanna say 'I told you so' but this is why we're meant to stay with each other and only each other."

"But I wanna hang out with Sooha!" Shion pouted.

"Yeah well.." Dara sighed. "Attraction is attraction and you can't really force it to stop," she crossed her arms. "And it wasn't anyone's fault that we felt this way in the first place. I just wish we didn't."

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"HOW IS THAT A PLAN B?!" Solon yelled at his brothers.

"Guys guys- that's too mean," Dara broke it off.

"Thank you!" Solon sighed in relief.

"Instead just use both of us as sacrifice so at least he won't be alo-" a chorus of angry 'no's were shouted.

"I DON'T WANT YOU SACRIFICED! Might as well just be me!" Solon protested.

"We got him boys- Okay! Solon sacrifice it is!"

"Wha- DARA!"

chapter sixteen

(additional scene)

After gifting Sooha the picture, the four wolves noticed Dara entering a room.

Khan looked over at his brothers and found Enzy nodding his head slightly.

"Hey Sooha, I'm gonna head to the bathroom," he pointed his thumb behind him. "I'll be right back."

"Okay!" "Better yet, just don't come back," Sooha and Jaan said at the same time.

Dara could feel a presence as she walked through the hallway. She slowed down her pace before stopping completely.

She let out a shaky breath and turned around to see who it was.

"Oh my God- you scared me so much!" Dara sighed when she saw that it was only the familiar werewolf. "Thank God I didn't start beating you up right away."

"Sorry- I didn't know how else to approach you," he smiled softly. "I wanted to give you this," he revealed a small box in his hand. "Happy birthday."

"Khan, I told you to not get me anything last time," Dara accepted it with a warm smile.

"Does that ever stop me?" he smirked.

He watched as she opened the box and observed the bracelet.

"It's beautiful," she ran a hand through the charms. It was gold with stars and one crescent moon in the middle. The design should be discreet enough for no one to suspect that a wolf was behind it. "Thank you."

"Let me put it on you," there was a silence as Khan was clasping the jewelry on Dara's wrist. He was trying to think of ways to break the news. "I have something to tell you."

"What is it?" she looked up at him to make eye contact.

"During the recent lunar eclipse, I accidentally saw a woman..." he took a deep breath.

"Khan, that's great! You deserve to be with someo-"

"It was Sooha," and that was when Dara's face began to pale.

"Khan..." she spoke up after a few moments.

"I know what you're about to say," he had a determined look on his face. "But I can't let her go."

"If I couldn't be with the girl I fell in love with last time, then allow me to be with this one."

(chapter ends here. sooha finds out that they're vampires in the next chapter)

chapter seventeen

After a small recap, the chapter began with the backstory of Dara and Khan.

A heavily wounded Khan was sat against a building on the street. He was breathing heavily and partially in wolf form.

He had just lost someone very dear to him, and with the injuries and grief, he can't find the will to go on.

He didn't even move when he heard footsteps approaching, despite the fact that he was visibly half animal.

And that it was the night of a blood moon.

He decided to finally look at the person when they kneeled down to inspect him.

Big mistake.

It was a girl.

He started to thrash around, trying to make her step away.

She was a vampire.

He felt his heart grow warm as the inevitable feeling of a wolf falling in love crept in.

His eyes began to water at the thought of his day getting even worse.

Fighting or getting taunted by a vampire was nothing, but he was in love with her, injured and in a vulnerable state- he can't handle this.

"I'm not going to hurt you," she spoke out softly. "Let me help you."

"Get away from me!" he spat out.

"Forgive me-" she said before placing her hand on his cheek cut. He thrashed some more but didn't do much to stop her.

He started to calm down when the sting went away and a cool sensation replaced it.

I was stuck between a rock and a hard place.

I loved Dara.

I loved a vampire.

And I can't be with her.

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"B-but Heli... We-" present Dara doesn't know what to say.

Khan deserves love but, although I hate it, Heli also loves Sooha.

If Sooha hating vampires can't even push Heli away, then he's never gonna give up on her.

"I couldn't fight for you but I'll fight for her," he continued. "I won't let this one go. Not again," he turned around to leave.

"But I'll never stop loving you, Dara. This doesn't change anything for us. Our pack will always protect you."

so solon's the special friend and khan was (well.. kinda still is) in love with dara 🤍

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