#og post

[loriache]

romcom ass episode

[t4tails]

does the riddler deserve to be in the same facility as victor zsasz

[divorce-enjoyer]

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

[catboyexorcist]

yeah

[disasterdandelion]

First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out

[nattousan]

i love people's willingness to get hype over dumb shit.

I was driving home today and pull up to a light. As i'm slowing down i 👁️👁️ lock 👁️👁️ eyes with the dude in the car next to me. I spring into action, this is the moment I've been waiting for.

Now, something you must know about me is I drive around with several small plastic 🦀crabs 🦀 on my dashboard, One: for the whimsy of it all and two: on the off chance i encounter another driver who i think could benefit from witnessing them.

This young gentleman was one such someone.

As i pull up, as previously stated, our eyes lock and I hold up one☝️ finger☝️

Perplexed by my unprompted gesticulation, the young man rolls down his window, "what the devil could this perfect stranger be about to tell me?" he might have been thinking.

I present a singular dashboard crab, green and brown, homely but not without its charm.

I study his reaction, grinning encouragingly. He's nodding, obviously intrigued by my plasticine crustacean.

I wag my finger and shake my head, removing the crab from view. Confusion again, but he leans forward, invested. I have him now.

I grab my second dashboard crab, a rotund white and brown crab, easily the most beautiful of my crabs as it sports large discernible claws of an attractive size and silhouette.

✌️ TWO ✌️ i tell him.

He's cheering now, and rightly so, as these are delightful little beasts that anyone would be happy to encounter. But now comes the clincher, time to seal the deal.

My finger wags once more. He's awestruck, I have him completely enraptured. If a car had come and smeared us both into the pavement we would not have noticed, so wrapped up in my display were we.

I bring out my showstopper: a bright pink spider crab with delicately long legs the likes of which had never before nor since been seen in mid afternoon traffic.

As emphatically as i can express, I display all three of my dashboard crabs to this man, three fingers pressed triumphantly to the glass.

the guy is losing it in his car, mouth wide in what i assume to be a primal shout of crab derived excitement. His arms are pumping so vigorously its shaking his stationary vehicle.

We sit there, sharing in a moment of mutual jubilation, and then the light changes, and we move forward in line. He drives off, honking his horn in rapturous exultation,

and we part ways, exactly the same perhaps but changed nonetheless.

🦀

[bastardiando]

posting across the targetverse here bc it did numbers on twitter

[opportunityarose]

is anyone else seeing this

[clown-owo]

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

[enderspawn]

cleo reacts to joel’s new glow ink store (VOD)

[thickness-protection-program]

[loriache]

this is such a soft, romantic lens...... laios' memories of shuro are sooo rose tinted... GIRL.....

[t4tails]

this is like if christmas came early. we finally found the person writing all of the nobody dies/everybody lives fics on ao3

[screamingaboutaceattorney]

happy birthday to the stupidest lawyer on the face of the earth

[khaotickiri]

I'M NOT CRAZY, YOU'RE CRAZY *GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE*

[gray-ace-space]

i was going to make a cool post for ace day, but my mental illness is the worst it's been in years right now, so i'm just going to say this: if you're ace and you're stuck at the bottom of a hole too, i see you. please survive.