#lmao honestly a win

[harpywitharobot]

[bishy437]

congratulations to moshang for being the most popular pairing of my mxtx charms! 💙 🧡

And congratulations to Coffin!Hualian for being the overall most popular item LOL ❤️🤍

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

so five and lila being a thing is going right next to allison literally sexually assaulting luther in the box of things we are absolutely under no circumstances accepting as part of canon right

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

I know we joke Lawrence Stroll is basically a bond villain, but my god, I have to take off my hat to him. Man joined this sport purely to support his son's career and dreams, and has seemingly just managed (not officially confirmed as yet) to nab the key to achieving those dreams in certified freaking car genius Adrian Newey, the man behind car designs that won 6 constructors' championships, 7 drivers championships, and earned 120 podiums to date for red bull alone. He's won 12 constructors' championships in total with 3 different Formula One teams (red bull, williams & mclaren). And now, he's apparently chasing Max too. I have to admire this man's sheer commitment, I now need him to win (sign newey & Max when the time comes) so badly now to see him rub the entire paddocks nose in it lmao.

[hadesisqueer]

I like how Violet is so used to having dramatic ass children that Francesca marrying with no drama was too odd to her lmao. And thinking about how her story will unfold is actually kinda hilarious because it's gonna be like:

Violet: Well, that's it. John is a very good man and Francesca is comfortable and happy with her choice and if this is what she truly wants, it's all that matters💜

Violet: Also, it's kinda refreshing to finally have a normal child that doesn't do any dramatic or scandalous shit.

Francesca a few seasons later after her husband passes: *fucks and falls in love with her husband's cousin -who is a woman-*

Violet:

Violet: Honestly, I should've seen this coming, none of my children will actually ever be normal.

[separatedleoau]

He doesn't know what everyone's singing

I guess this is propaganda for @tmntaucompetition vote for SLAU and I'll uuuhhhh.... I'll make the matching jerseys canon I guess

[spiderzlover]

Who let her cook☠️

[inkedmyths]

Okay well now immediately on to theorizing

I suspect it'll be way more in line with how Chaos influenced Splatoon 3's aesthetics as opposed to "Omg Great Turf War"

I'm thinking maybe something more rural as opposed to the city, with music influences drawing more from traditional styles (maybe more songs in The Chorus of Calamari County style? WAIT WHAT IF WE ACTUALLY GO TO CALAMARI COUNTY—)

Perhaps a plotline focused on more of the sea life's history that we haven't seen! There's so much about their history we only have vague hints and notes of! So much potential!

Of course, these are just ideas. I'd have been happy no matter who won. I just love Splatoon.

[essektheylyss]

Honestly, it is so funny remembering that Annabeth Chase's literal, stated, canonical fatal flaw is hubris.

Rick Riordan was like, "This clever, neurodivergent preteen girl believes that she is smarter than the gods, and she will get the chance to prove herself right," and he was correct. 😌

[ishikawayukis]

courtz: the new overconfident but kinda unsuccessful detective duo

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 776: “Three seconds”

Pag 1

1: You don't follow the common sense of road racing

That's why

2: we caught up to you using the “common sense of road racing”!!

Pag 2

1: …. yon

2: There's 500m left until the sprint line!!

3: So what are you gonna do, Mountain bike guy!!

4: Sohoku and Hakogaku cooperated and caught the guy who had jumped ahead!!

Pag 3

1: It's starting again!! The three-ways battle!!

Amazing!

So exciting!!

They're continuing to move forward in that formation!!

Goo, Sohokuu!!

Kanagawaa!!

Pag 4

1: 400m left!!

2: The tension is shooting up!!

400m!!

The atmosphere is charged between the three of them!!

Pag 5

1: What an incredible speed!!

2: Ahead of here!!

3: According to the course map

4: There's the last curve

5: before the sprint line!!

6: A curve...!!

Pag 6

1: Is this guy next to me going to attack?

2: He's not coming?

Does he really not have any other trick?

3: Sharpen your senses!!

Don't be careless

4: Before the sprint line

5: A mistake in judgment for just a split instant it's fatal!!

Pag 7

1: Are you really exhausted? Mountain bike guy!!

2: It must have taken a lot of energy to catch up here

3: I won't let you take even “3 seconds”!!

4: Once we turn this curve, there's gonna be 300m left!!

5: The mountain bike guy isn't my only opponent!!

The tension is rising!!

7: Is Orange thinking the same thing!? I guess so!!

Pag 8

2: So you moved, Orange!!

3: So this is how it turned out!!

Pag 9

1: I want this position!!

2: Right before the curve Hakogaku and Sohoku accelerated and lined up!!

3: They're plunging into the curve like that!!

In road racing, the one who

Pag 10

1: clears the “final curve” first, has the highest chance of winning!!

Pag 11

1:Horuaaaaa

2: Buooogh

Pag 12

1: Buooooragh!!

2: Dammit!! He moved ahead and covered me!!

San-na!!

Pag 13

2: Orange!!

2: Tch!!

Hakogaku's Doubashi is taking the final curve before the sprint line in the lead!!

6: Wait, what's this uneasy feeling

The cells of my body are feeling something strange

Pag 14

1: Is there something...? That I'm missing!?

2: That's right

Pag 15

1: This is how you always stop your leg in curves

2: if you turn them the wrong way, with the high speed you had reached in the curve, your pedals will hit the ground and it would be dangerous

3: “Stop”

Which means

4: You can rest your legs....

5: That time is approximately....

Pag 16

1: Three seconds!!

….1.....2

Pag 17

2: ….3

4: I'm so glad, yon, there was a curve before the sprint line

Pag 19

1: Be careful, San-na, that guy is attacking again!!

Pag 20

1: “Orange”!!

2: Aventador!!

[chaos0pikachu]

the fandom to Win after this episode

[flamestar126]

him.

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Minor spoilers below for those who haven't watched it yet

Tell me this isn't how it went rn/j

Dying in the theaters when Floyd's attempt for sympathy/persuasion immediately backfired on him. I wanted his reaction to it so bad

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

[leviiackrman]

"I used to think you were unapproachable. But here I am, approaching you"

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[mrkida-art]

I don't remember that much of my childhood, but today I suddenly remembered that one time when I started a Tolkien inspired war at my school when I was 7-8 years old.

The war lasted for a week, the entire elementary and middle school joined. We had different armies, all inspired by different characters (I was in the Mickey Mouse army, we had a "general" who was an older boy who would wear a Mickey Mouse hat on the "battlefield", I was his right hand man lmao). We fought using sticks and by throwing chestnuts which we collected in great hordes, the army who stole all the chestnuts from the opposing armies won.

Then the teachers learned of it and they were horrified. They rushed to break it up and got hit with our chestnut artillery in the process. I don't remember how it ended, just that we were sad about it and we had to talk to therapists (???) afterwards.

Idk why I was like that