#lorkai quotes

[lorkai]

Simeon: Are you religious? I'd like to introduce you to my religion.

Lucifer, sighing: What is your religion?

Simeon: [Shows picture of MC doing something chaotic]

Lucifer: I'm interested...

[the-ancient-fae]

Thank you, dingus @dxncingwithastrxnger for tagging me in the gif challenge for the favorite movies ^-^. Imma just tag rando blogs I enjoy I guess. @eddicmunson @erin-bo-berin @eddiemunsonbby @obeythedemons @lorkai @dailystobin It's not 10 but I don't have any friends on here lmao

1.) Scream (1996) Skeet Ulrich and Matthew Lillard. That's it. But the whole "She's getting mad, randy, you better liver alone" was fantastic.

2.) Scream 4, the defibrillator scene is amazing and the whole "You forgot the first rule of remakes, Jill. Don't fuck with the original." is Sid's best line in the entire franchise

3.) Tombstone, have seen it sm with my dad and it's the one film we'll quote constantly together and laugh over

4.) Jurassic Park, Rexy is amazing idk & it's just a classic

5.) Jurassic World, Blue is fantastic and I love the mosasaur

6.) Pet Sematary. I enjoy the original and the remake but the original has my heart. The "No fair🥺😤" is so cute

7.) Christine, she's a BEAUT. I love her? And Arnie is an amazing character omg

8.) Carrie 2: The Rage, slightly underrated, my favorite of the Carrie movies

9.) My Soul To Take such a good and underrated movie ohmygod. Bug? BABY😍 Biggest knife in the kitchen? Right where it needs to be, honey

10.) House of Wax (2009 remake)

The guy who played Bo has replied to a comment I made @ him on Instagram🥺💖

[lorkai]

Mc: So. I’m in love with Lucifer.

Mephistopheles: Lucifer? Lucifer Morningstar?

Mc: Yes? Thoughts?

Mephistopheles: And prayers. Holy shit, pal.

[lorkai]

Vil: You need a hobby!

Rook: I have a hobby, Roi du Poison.

Vil: Creating scenarios in your head of you and Yuu together isn’t a hobby.

Rook: You’re right. It’s a profession and I excel at my job.

Rook: *He then proceed to tell Vil how he's going to ask Yuu on the most unconventional and strangest date possible* :D

[lorkai]

Mammon, rumbling: You’re so clingy

Mc: you came into my bed???

[lorkai]

Vil: I hope you two have an explanation for this.

Yuu: Actually we have three.

Epel: That way you can pick your favorite! :D

[lorkai]

MC: Want to know a fun fact? Over the course of a year, we have 365 days, 8,760 hours, 525,600 minutes, and 31,536,000 seconds.

Mammon: And what's fun about that?

MC: You haven't kissed me today yet. You're wasting seconds as we speak right n---

*Mammon aggressively pulls them closer and kisses them until they're both out of breath*

Mammon, smirking: Gotta make every second count!

[lorkai]

Vil: I drink to forget but I always remember.

Rook: Roi du Poison, you're drinking orange juice.

[lorkai]

Yuu: Looking good, Schoenheit! (⁠◕⁠દ⁠◕⁠)

Vil: We’ve been married for two years and you still call me by my last name?

Yuu: I was talking to myself!

[lorkai]

Mammon: Wait, did you just flirt with me? :O

Mc: Have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing!

[lorkai]

Mc: I’m back (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Belphie: What the-- you can’t be here! You’re dead! I literally killed you!

Mc: Death is a social construct, bro.

Barbatos, smirking: That's right!

[lorkai]

Mc: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Solomon: Y'know, you could start with a " good morning"

Mc: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

[lorkai]

Mc spilling the tea to Barb and Dia: One time Lucifer and Satan were having a heated argument in the car and Satan took Lucifer's cursed record out of the player and threw it out the window with rage!

Diavolo: What happened next? What did Lucifer do?

Mc: Lucifer looked him dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of the same cursed record and put it back in the player.

Barbatos, unfazed: Anyway, do you want more tea?

[lorkai]

Lucifer: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.

MC: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

[lorkai]

Ace: Mr Crewel, I have a question!

Crewel, instantly wondering why of all possible places he accepted to work at NRC: Go ahead, Trapolla!

Ace: We learned that ethics is the set of moral standards and values ​​of a group. Knowing this, I thought of a hypothetical scenario and wanted an answer, do you think it would be morally ethical to keep your pencils on the floor instead of the pencil case?

Crewel: Who... Why... How did you---

Deuce and Yuu looking at each other, trying to understand how he formulated that thought and trying not to laugh at the same time: ...

[lorkai]

Asmo: Talk dirty to me, sweetie (⁠*⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠)⁠/⁠～⁠♡

Mc: The dishes!

Asmo: Wh--

Mc: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times, Asmodeus!