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let-love-run-red · 11 months

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Tinder boy: can you breathe?

Me, trapped under 250 pounds of ex quarterback muscle: no but it's what I want

Tinder boy: baby I can move

Me: don't you dare

#listen no weighted blankets are heavy enough for me but him?#he is 6' and 250 pounds and WARM ok every time i see him i just need him to crush me a little #its good for my mental health #off topic #personal #love chatters #love rambles #loves tinder boy

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itboytrends · 5 months

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Celebrating the launch week of @sodotgay the ultimate new LGBTQ+ cultural destination!

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stevethehairington · 4 months

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ALSO you know what i find just absolutely wild? how few people i see talking about patrick zweig. like. maybe im just missing it, but it seems like EVERYONE is talking about art and going on about what a sad puppy dog art is — and that's TRUE that's SO TRUE — but you know who is an even BIGGER sad puppy dog? who is even MORE pathetic and sopping wet? PATRICK FUCKIN ZWEIG PEOPLEEEEE

#give my pathetic abandoned sopping wet rat bisexual some LOVE!!!!!#(no shade at all to art and art lovers i love him and i love yall too)#but ohohoh PATRICK. he is my fave <3 #i could talk about him for HOURS #about how he has been abandoned by everyone he ever loved (his parents; tashi; art)#about how he knows hes bisexual but he also still seems kinda repressed about it —#like he makes JOKES about it (id let her fuck me with a racket; the teaching art to jerk off story)#and he plays off the touchy feely-ness with art as just boys being boys its what boy besties do #but he also kind of refuses to be blunt about it —#letting art take the lead answering tashi about what they are; his hesitation whsn swiping through tinder and landing on a guy #he knows what he wants but hes SCARED #its just OUGH SO GOOD HES SUCH A GOOD CHARACTER LOVE HIM #patrick zweig #challengers #challengers spoilers #(<- the post really isnt but my tags kind of are lol)

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theholypeanut · 10 months

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My tinder date sent me “I get it now” and a video of him watching Nanami episode with a ponytail and I died

#I love that even straight guys get it #another tinder date is a gym bro and when he saw Toji he went nuts #WE NEED TO HIT THE GYM ASAP LOOK AT HIS BACK #Sir I’m looking at his dick and abs but sure #straight boys thirsting over jjk dilfs is my new kryptonite it’s just so funny #nanami kento #jjk

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noaxh · 3 months

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6 year difference. 😬

2018 v. 2024

#gay teen #gay #gay man #boy #love #cute boys #funny #twink #tinder #teen #menswear #men #gay men #life #oh wow #happy #personal #male model #follow me #my face #lgbt #lgbtpride #lgbtqia #lgbt pride

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pieckthecart · 2 years

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When a man talk to me a little too creepy I just tell him I like watching anime boys bite each other’s dicks for fun because it’s the truth and I gotta say gorey yaoi is a wonderful scrub deterrent

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irascible-iridescent · 9 months

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Why is it every time I try to sleep I feel like I want to be loved and Id like at least one chance to experience some real love? Gonna be alright in the morning tho

#personal #i do feel like im on some sort of spectrum bc i dont really care about sex or like romantic stuff irl #but also I want somebody to love me sometimes #I am looking so fat and hot and for what?#but anyway #or maybe Im just really traumatized by my past experiences with love so now I cannot conceptualise it as smth good and kind #bc rn I feel it like some sort of illness like a cruelty like destruction and I can't see relationships in a way thats tender and soft #Id like to have more usual and everyday experiences with relationships I would like to be not this sensitive and move on easily #but I have what I have and I don't mind being alone bc this way I won't ever trigger any painful memories #and no there is no such thing as therapy in my country and even the therapists I tried said smth like Just try to use tinder #so yeah nobody else is gonna fix me #I either will meet some girl or boy who would fall in love with me so deeply that they would want to take care of me or I just live my life #as it is #so yeah maybe I am an ace bc I can live without a relationship or mb demi I have no idea actually I just don't have any feelings

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daydadahlias · 1 year

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nothing validates my identity more than the fact that if a guy is wearing kitty ears on tinder, we will always match 💙

#every time without fail #if he’s wearing kitty ears or has ‘sub’ in his bio we match every time #literally love tinder just bc it reaffirms my identity sm #just the way I LOOK is a bitch who likes kitty boys #I love it here

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gudvina · 1 year

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#scoundrel between commas bc i wouldn't really define Tom a scoundrel lmao #anyways imo Henry Crawford #rip my boy you'd love Tinder #sense and sensibility #pride and prejudice #northanger abbey #mansfield park #jane austen #poll

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let-love-run-red · 2 years

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Sister: what does tinder boy contribute?

Me: he works for money and looks pretty while doing it

#she asked because i said i cook and drive everywhere #but he buys the ingredients and does the dishes and cleans up after dinner so #i also get to hang out at his apartment and all i have to do in return is show him affection and cook spaghetti so it's a fair trade tbh #love chatters #loves tinder boy #off topic #personal

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itboytrends · 6 days

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https://www.instagram.com/jason.chucks/ 🤍

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mymelodyisme · 5 months

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Okay I know I don’t shut up about it but let me scream okay 😭

#I just saw a post on Twitter about the feeling of not having teenage romantic interaction and how it leaves you feeling really wrong #and everyone in the comments is like 17-19 and here I am at 25 thinking about how #well anyways I’m sorry I know it’s silly I’m just a little tired is all #being lonely stinks 🫠 and I don’t ever want y’all to feel burdened by my feelings #so I try not to make those feelings seem so big #I should start tagging these again #my talk posts ? I used to tag them but I would forget #I guess I’ll do that from now on #melifails #oh oh since I already made this post I might as well blab #I 😭 am high key tempted to download tinder #I don’t *want* to actually use it I just wanted to see 👉🏽👈🏽#but I think you need an account and idk I don’t wanna seem desperate #not in a shaming other people and myself type of way #absolutely not I think it’s awesome that it exists #I mean in a ‘my mom used to brag about how I didn’t care about boys only school to all the family members at parties’ type of way #in a ‘Melissa be honest are you a lesbian?’ badgered type of way #in a ‘because if you are I love you’ ‘no boys just don’t like me’ type of way #in a ‘never admitting to my mom I’m very lonely and only alive for my family’ type #of way #that one didn’t let me finish 🗣️#anywyas I feel very shallow because this doesn’t really matter does it #there are real problems in the world and I’m but a spec of dust waiting to be scooped up by the broom #🧎🏽‍♀️ I’m sorry I’m making it seem like a bigger deal than it really is #I’ll be better about it #all that aside #my best friend invited me to go to universal in September and I 😤😤 I gotta prepare myself for the burden of prolonged outdoor activities #🥺 tbh I’m scared I’m not going to fit in the seats for the rides #that’s how we became friends: she stuck with me when I didn’t fit on a ride. I never told her that was the day I loved her and it still make #me cry. forever grateful for her and I want her to be happy she’s the Eli I’m always talking about :3 anyways this is my last tag (30limit)

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askfarkypoo · 9 months

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Asks are open! Please send something in!

And we have other people you can ask, such as;

Midnight, Bug, Boo, Ryla/Blood God, Kira/Smol, Fire Wolf/Alex, John Lennon.

I know John Lennon is a real person, this is an AU.

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screampied · 11 months

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✩ here’s the masterlist! — this features published works from 11/11/23 ‘till 04/30/24. 18+ only. for more current & recent works, here’s the second masterlist.

ೀ⋆ MULTI HEADCANONS.

how they brat tame you.

being a brat ‘n spitting their load out.

no nut november.

hit it from the back.

too sweet. (cw aphrodisiacs)

slippery when wet. (cw squirting)

hiding your moans in bed.

she’s a super freak.

gimme gimme more.

three’s a crowd.

ride it like you own it.

but that dick was a 10/10.

just the tip girl.

ride the dick like a carnival.

scream no bologna.

talkin bodyyy.

slut stretch me out.

fuck me like u want me.

getting a screampie.

freak like me.

ೀ⋆ ONESHOTS/FICS.

💭 SATORU GOJO.

fantasize: you screw your fwb to get over your shitty ex. was it worth it though? probably…not.

sweet tooth: two culinary chefs compete on who can make you cream the most. get it?

fifteen seconds of fame: popstar!gojo needs help on warming up his vocal chords. his solution? right between your legs.

bad romance: you get sandwiched between popstar!gojo & his best friend of a bassist, suguru geto.

poker face: instead of receiving his fifth grammy for the night, popstar!gojo gets a…boner.

alejandro: arguing with the famous popstar leads for him to fire you. what happens when you see him with another assistant the next day?

it’s a match! last friday night: you end up ‘accidentally’ matching on tinder with your best friend—then you hook up with him, then the L word gets thrown around. damn!

💭 FUSHIGURO TOJI.

mission failed: nut ruined: you’re hired to kill a famous assassin but instead you end up in his bed.

love me, love me [ not ]: you get arranged to marriage toji. how does a single kiss make you weak so easily?

think i need someone older: fucking your dad's best friend was so wrong but felt so right.

darlin can i be your favorite: you fuck your dad’s two best friends and one of them is you ex-boyfriend (shiu kong)

one of his girlssss: your dad’s best friend finds out about your side hustle of being a camgirl. oops!

knock(her)out: you get shared between two boxers before their big match.

that girl is mine: you meet up with your dad’s best friend one more time, although instead of telling him those three words, you tell him something else.

💭 SUGURU GETO.

sweet tooth: two culinary chefs compete on who can make you cream the most. get it?

jailbreak: you’re a correctional officer for one of your inmates. sleeping with him? not your brightest idea.

bad romance: you get sandwiched between popstar!gojo & his best friend of a bassist, suguru geto.

💭 SUKUNA RYŌMEN.

knock(her)out: you get shared between two boxers before their big match.

ೀ⋆ THIRSTS.

💭 SATORU GOJO.

throat goat.

that’s what i thought.

thats what i thought boy.

lip gloss poppin.

super soaker.

suck a what.

💭 FUSHIGURO TOJI.

jealousy jealousy.

want you back.

thinkin’ bout you.

tease me please me.

talk you through.

want a taste.

hate me fuck me.

talk to me nice.

soft with you.

💭 SUGURU GETO.

no talking.

just a brat.

wear my hoodie.

my pretty girl.

💭 CHOSO KAMO.

my love mine all mine.

draw me, do me.

that’s a good girl.

want your taste.

get humbled.

vampire choso.

sharing is caring

good boy.

missed you.

stuck in the middle.

edge me baby.

can’t take it.

💭 SUKUNA RYŌMEN.

said it’s her first time.

remember your safe word.

give me one more.

twos better than one.

tease me please me.

stretch me baby.

kinda kinky.

wanna please you.

lick me up.

💭 NANAMI KENTO.

can’t live without you.

do i pass?

test me.

give me more.

my messy girl.

💭 HIGURUMA HIROMI.

on call.

nose rider.

love me harder.

relax for me.

my girl.

💭 YUKI TSUKUMO.

let me be your woman.

sharing is caring.

stuck in the middle.

💭 HAKARI KENJI.

fill me up.

too flexible.

slip n slide.

💭 SHIU KONG.

on the hood.

💭 SHOKO IEIRI.

down on me.

#★vegaslists.

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girl-bateman · 1 year

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I've been having a lot of dreams where im in secure and loving relationships, holding hands with my girl and cuddling and being generally wholesome, and its just......... nice but so weird bc im just waiting for the other shoe to drop and for my dreams to return to their usual gore-torture 😐 like this little lovey dovey fantasy is nice but it kinda feels like a trap ngl

#im very grateful that my brain seems to have made an active choice in not torturing me for a while in my dreams #but yeah lmaooo #the general theme of my dreams lately has been me being a rly good girlfriend #like just casually sitting beside my girl with an arm pulled around her and nodding along to whatever shes saying #and just being proud of her and stuff #like so undramatic skshshshsjw but its been so nice #and now my dreams has sort of made me wonder if i do want a relationship after all #but at the same time i do feel like i give a lof of love to my friends and family so its not as if its something im desperate for you know #i just feel like it would be nice to have someone i can hold in my arms and feel like im holding the whole world you know?#someone you look at and its just.... wow... i cant believe i get to make you happy #like genral gross cute shit :)#problem is tinder genuinely makes me depressed and im not the type to approach ppl in public #so a relationship is prob not happening for me anytime in the future #ill happily keep the dreams coming tho! no more nightmares ever pls ! only pretty girls ! and you know what pretty boys too !#i did have that dream about the guy in a cult or something and it wasent as sweet as the others but it wasnt a nightmare either #so im counting the boys in too ! boys in my dreams are usually very nice unless they arent #:)#wow equality or whatever

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velvetcrimsonkisses · 6 months

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JJK SMAU LIST

Smaus

Calling them ugly (prank)

Mosquito problems

Video Games

Tramp stamp

Baby Pics

Insecurities

Drunk I miss you (y/n)

Drunk I miss you (them)

Sending them nudes

Buying you lingerie

You give them an edible

You ask them for help

Baby Pics pt.2

Baby Pics pt.3

Gym pics

Jealous girl

Thirst pic

Insecurities (them)

Finding your smut

You find their smut

They find your toy

Attitude

Telling them us?

They find your diary

Jealous guys

They cheat on you

It was just a dream 💀

You buy them a shirt

Walk at 1 am prank

Tinder

"It was so good last night" prank

Their name on your panties

You're the daddy

Baby Pics pt.4

Unknown number

Ass or tits

I'm outside your house

Child steals your phone

Child steals their phone

Automated Message

Baby Pics pt.5

Neighbors said to keep it down

Unexpected interruption

Child takes your phone pt.3

Video games pt.2

Caught dancing home alone

Oops wrong person nude prank

Congratulations on finals!

Break-in prank!

Right person, wrong time

Baby pics pt.6

Smash or pass pre relationship

Child steals your phone pt.4

Asking them for tit pics

Are they submissive and breedable?

Marriage talk

Hit in the balls

Hit in the tit

Fake hickey prank

Odd hobbies

Caught reading smut

Bows 🎀

Asking them to break up with you so you can listen to sad music

You left them a hickey

They react to you dancing

I know your secret

First sleepover

Our child wants what?

Baby pics pt.7

Massage

Who's a good boy?

Sleeping on the couch

You dye your hair prank

Let's adopt a pet.

Is that seat taken?

You lost our child?

Talking in your sleep

What happens after the break up? (They comfort you)

Beach day!

I'm Batman!

Duolingo

Just one kiss?

Tip-colored nails

Shark Week 🦈🩸

Study time!

Would you still love me as a worm?

Sexy nurse outfit

JJK x-links

Part 1

Part 2

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk smut #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #choso kamo #choso x reader #jujutsu kaisen choso #choso smut #choso kamo smut #jjk choso #kento nanami #jjk nanami #jjk fluff #nanami smut #nanami kento #nanami x reader #choso fluff #kamo choso #nanami fluff

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