#lunch-wizard

[djitch]

Late Night, All Night, All Day, Cafeteria Bar and Grill Weekly Menu (Week 3)

Monday - Friday:

Infinite Chilli - This weeks layer is... SILT.

Slow-cooked Slotortaur Soup - Come try this abominably good crime against nature. First 20 customers get to take home the shells/pelts.

Dream Stew - Taro, okra, chilli and garlic stewed in a thick tomato sauce, spiced with paprika, cumin, turmeric and black pepper. Served with your choice of rice or bread and garnished with fresh coriander. Optional toppings including Crème fraîche and Honey.

Saturday:

Long noodle bar - enjoy a single noodle, but long.

Sunday:

Roast dinner - Your choice of a whole Roast Chicken or Whole Roast Egg.

Drinks:

Coffee - Unlimited Refills

Blood - Horseshoe crab

Red - Chunky

Wine - Unlimited Recycles*

Dessert:

Jam Rolling Polly - Catch it if you jam.

Notes:

*Seemingly limited refills have not been sufficient to curb the City of Tower's rampant alcoholism, that being said I am loathe to tell any of my customers to stop drinking. So now you have infinite recycles. Drink the same glass of wine as many times as you like, teleported directly out of your stomach. If you want a fresh glass from now on you need to pay for it.

[hellenhighwater]

That's wizard dinner babey

[catladychronicles]

[chillinglikeashilling]

I wonder if part of Suvi's desperation to just be given a clear 'right thing to do' is because one of her earliest memories of making a decision was bathing Eursolon.

Truly if I perceived one of the only times I took initiative as the direct reason my friend could never see their own family again I would never elect to make a decision that effected anyone else for the rest of my life.

Anyway, despite being a Wizard apologist, I truly loved the end of the episode. Hacaea, the woman that you are.

[dewdlepies]

If you give a tiny wizard a piece of cheese, he's going to want some wine to go with it. And he will have some preferences as to what kind of wine it is.

[silverameco]

James 'you're the headlights I'm the deer' Potter

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

pray for my kid please theyre out here eating bread sandwich (bread on bread)

[venus-sqturn]

the marauders would be like “what is he yapping about” everytime james went on a random talkative spree

[mahiiimahiiii]

I like the concept of a bard tav being asked to guest teacher at Black staff and as soon as fiance gale hears about this he's bouncing off the walls

This specifically comes from my brain doodling art of my bard tav conducting.

It's good for their enrichment I think..

More on this later when I have time to write.

[anxiously-sidequesting]

Guys reblog/tag with your Wizard's relationship with Nolan Stormgate ((if there is one))

[djitch]

A'HA WELCOME TO WIZARDBLR!!!!!

@green-cryptid

[nikholascrow]

new rules by dua lipa is very rosekiller coded no one can change my mind

[lavenoon]

Can I ask for a preference for the DCA boys? Sun/Moon/ Eclipse. And if there is a specific AU version you fancy?

Oh, sure!

For the preferences I'm uh. Between Sun/Moon I refuse to choose? I see them as a set, Do Not Separate, and it feels unfair to choose between them. I'm very enthusiastic about healthy sleep, and own unholy amounts of glitter glue and other craft supplies, so it really just works out for a match. I love Eclipse too! Though I see him as separate*, not as intrinsically linked into the set, and given that Sun and Moon are the "originals" they win out over Eclipse**!

*Depends on the interpretation, of course, but if left to my own devices

**This, too, depends on the interpretation, as I've been known to simp for the Police Chief and perhaps a teeny tiny bit the Bounty Hunter in @naffeclipse's Syzygy in Dedication/ Sleuth Jesters

In regards to AU preferences that's already one point then, though uh. I've kind of made half a brand out of being entirely insane over also Naff's Cryptid Sightings Sun/Moon/Eclipse - all three just one being in this one, and big dangerous cryptid soft for one human is simply too much of a weakness.

Them being caretakers is always a plus, because I love the trope of caretaker confronted with being taken care of, does not compute (literally, in their case) and also just. Animatronic existence and the conflict it creates (not necessarily fighting, but the surrounding circumstances in the world, misunderstandings, getting to know each other and growing closer while exploring and appreciating differences as well as similarities, and how these intertwine) is my favorite, though as long as it's human and non human interaction I'm going to be fascinated tbh. As a queer neurodiverse person accepting and cherishing differences, and taking the time to truly understand the other is simply my bread and butter

I suppose I should also say I like my own AU boys too? I mean, obviously, I created them! Though honestly, there are so many versions and interpretations of the boys and I'll eat them all up, I'm really bad at choosing, so I suppose the bottom line of all this is...

[woundposting]

the ipad kid phenomenon makes me sick but also i've probably spent three quarters of my childhood watching tv

[hotdamnitsmoony]

is it remus lupin core to sit on your own at lunch?

[goodgirlgonebard]

I always thought my first bad ao3 comment would be about how I write ascended astarion but no it was about *checks notes* my mage being portrayed as physically weak ?