Hey, I know I've gotta repent
All of your patience has been spent
I put you through hell and back
Honestly, common sense is something I lack
It's quite a big issue
They're not even good.
Though neither of you retch bile
Even when I've been at it for a while
And neither of you throw food
And sometimes even smile
But your support is finite
The end is in sight
If I continue, the bark
might just become bite
You confronted me on my behavior
And I've realized I'm not a savior
I'm simply making humor
Worse than that of a boomer
She says that's tight
She says that's hard
Now all of y'all are very scarred
If for each instance I had a tissue
Then I'd have a giant pile
*It would honestly be pretty annoying
Like what would I do will all those tissues*
I'd have to contemplate for a while
And in the end
I'd figure out, without a doubt
The right course of action
for this large infraction
Would be to make...
babies with your mom?
no, scratch that,
an apology song
So here I am
With a whole hearted speech
And some apologies that I preach
Will I change my ways?
"Yeah, of course, he says"
I promise it's not a scam
But changing the way I am?
It's harder than you'd think
Just like my dick
So do I feel bad,
Yeah, I'm sorry
for making y'all sad
for being within earshot of this mad lad
I can try my best to reduce
the amount of harm I cause
If we choose to make a truce
The dirty jokes will pause
So what'd'ya say?
Do you want the jokes to stay
Or do you want them gone
Just like the break of dawn
I'm willing to listen
I'm willing to adapt
So tell me now, while I'm rapt
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Guys did I cook? (meat is meat style)
Scanned pencil drawing, second time drawing with charcoal :) I REAAALLYYY love this medium it's so calming 💗
Listened to TMA s4 Q&A (wow that's a lot of abbreviations) while drawing, I love these guys 😭
Placed the worm scars in the places I have acne scars + my chin mole :)
Based on a very delicious b&w photo of Tamino (you gotta know him you just gotta)
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illustrating my own ghost!jon fic because why not
you can read it here —> woop👁👁
🌟UPDATE 21/06: CHAPTER 4 IS OUT 🌟
*nods* hard enthusiastic yes to all of that. love these tags immensely! martin doesn’t think of the ghost as jon, exactly, and even occasionally refers to the other as ‘it’ rather than ‘he’.
(but are we ourselves convinced the ghost is a person, both socially and legally speaking?..)
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morning gerry
thank you all so much for the love on the mike crew post!! i hit 15 followers :D also its insane seeing reactions thru reblogs
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Okay, so THIS post by @occudo got me reading a fic by @ml-nolan HERE (explicit)
And then I was listening to the Bad Omens cover of Come Undone (Youtube Link) and thought it was perfect. So I had to draw a thing.
Not really like. Super well-done or anything but it satisfied the itch, and now I'm gonna go listen to the song again and pretend like I didn't just start a re-read the day after I finished the initial read...
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