Telepathic aliens enjoy that humans will "play music" for hours at a time. When it's too mentally quiet on deck, they just announce the catchiest song titles they know and the humans will start thinking about it automatically.
The humans hate this so, so much.
Zorf: Human Steve, can you please play that song I like, the one with all the females
Steve: what
Zorf: A little bit of Monica in my life
Steve:
Steve: mother fu--
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every office I've ever worked in I find one older lady I click with and attach myself to her like a gay sidekick lamprey
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Taco Number 5
*cleaning up my baby after eating tacos*
A little bit of cheese between your toes
A little bit of salsa on your nose
A little bit of lettuce in your hair
A little bit of tortilla everywhere
A little bit of meat on both your feet
A little bit of beans staining your jeans
A little bit of food spread on the ground
A little bit of taco all around (ah!)
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I woke up this morning with the vision for this poll and had to create it
let’s mambo!
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mambo number
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A few years ago i drew some art of bertram (one of my OC kranch's animal companions) based on this iconic video
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Bob Belcher singing the Mambo No.5 but with spices instead of women
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Watch "Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of...)" on YouTube
❤️ 🎶
❤️ 🎶
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Inner dialogue of my brain meeting new friends!
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a little bit of maraforsthoffer648 in my life, a little bit of ancrockwell914 by my side, a little bit of theresekumoto461 is all i need, a little bit of gregorycimini444 is what i see, a little bit of shavonnecellar820 in the sun, a little bit of marylynnlayssard919 all night long, a little bit of juliettetraffanstedt556 here i am
a little bit of you makes me your man ;)
(AUGH!!)
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A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica, here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man
- Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of...) by Lou Bega
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