#man i haven't used these tags in a long ass while LMAO

[flecks-of-stardust]

hello rain world tumblr, i present to you: la wiwi

[thatspookyagent]

Hi I was hoping you can do an enemies to lovers headcanon between thor/reader and how that go.

Being enemies to lovers with Thor (GN!Reader) would include...

Warnings: Mentions of eating, drinking, and intoxication, Heimdall & Odin cameos lol

a/n: Hi! Thanks for being my very first video game headcanons request! I haven't gotten and answered a request in awhile and it feels good to do them again! Hope you don't mind the reader being gender neutral. And as always my readers are diverse friendly even with no specified details about the reader (which is how it should be)! Hope you enjoy! :))

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Being an enemy of Thor is a... precarious position to be in lmao

Even if it isn’t full blown “you owe me a blood payment” kind of enemy to him

I feel like the major turn point in how you both become Thor’s lover but also how your perceptions of one another change, is how you view the everyday things that he has to deal with and how it drives him to self destruction

You didn’t care that he was a God and wouldn’t have long term issues from drinking so much, you cared about the hurt it put him through and root of the problem

Because of that he began to see the many layers that make up your own life, your character, and how you deal (or don’t deal) with things

Basically you and him become positive influences for one another and confidants to each other’s issues

Expect a LOT of bickering between the two of you like even after the two of you become lovers, it’s still a main part of your relationship honestly

Though the kind of bickering changes after you and him become official

Beforehand it could be pretty backhanded and snippy, like you were just quipping back and forth cause there was some resemblance of bad blood between you and Thor

When you and Thor become official the bickering evolves into older married couple type bickering

Overall it’s pretty light hearted and in good fun

There isn’t a layer of venom behind each word anymore but instead softness and kindness

At times Thor will playfully scold you whenever you’re not careful or just plain naive lol

When you were enemies with him, his pet name for you was basically bone head

Now it’s bone head (affectionate) :”

With the changes in tone comes changes in behavior as well

Like whenever Thor needs to jump from place to place with his godly might, he’ll give you a heads up, and cradle you carefully in his arms while he makes his leaps

Before he used to just grab you and fly through the air like the menace the is

Other things that have changed is that he will continuously invite you to have drinks with him and eat amongst the Einherjar

He hangs out with them from time to time and could use someone to keep him company

Will absolutely share his food and drink with you and if you wish, he’ll go to a more private place in order to spend quality time with you as well

When y’all were enemies, if you walked in to spend some time at the hall, he wouldn’t even so much as glance at you

And if he was drunk around you, he was a total ass, not just because he was white girl wasted but because he also really didn’t like you

Now, if he’s drunk around you, he’s still a bit mean, or mainly unresponsive

Though if the two of you are both drunk together, than that’s not a good thing for anybody lmao

Imagine being drunk with Thor and going up to the Asgardian wall where Heimdall is and just absolutely verbally destroying that man

[Heimdall will remember that]

If the two of you find yourselves within or going to a realm with a cold climate, he will put his heavy fur cloak on you to keep you warm

Won’t ask for it back once y’all leave the cold realm, you can keep it, he can always get another <3

If you asked him for his fur cloak while you two were still enemies, he’d just straight up ignore you or go “no.” </3

Another perk of being lovers with Thor is that you now have unlocked being able to snuggle with him

Yes he is as warm and fuzzy as he looks, a true bear in that sense of the word

Prefers to be the big spoon but will not grumble if you asked to be the big spoon

Gives the best back rubs for some reason ??? maybe it’s because his hands are the size of mallets and though they’re calloused, they just feel good!

Also Thor gives me bathing for hours mindlessly with his partner enjoyer type of vibe so expect that as well

And yes the two of you do take turns washing and doing each other hair <3

Or just relax with you for hours in silence if that's what you'd prefer that

Will let you pet Mjolnir as much as you like and even attempt to pick it up

He’ll even pick up Mjolnir himself while you’re holding it and lift you up into the air just to mimic what it would be like to wield it

Thor is down to let you braid his hair or beard if you wish

Usually he doesn’t have the time to care about his appearance that much and doesn’t care to call attention to his looks but if braiding his hair makes you happy, it will not deny you the opportunity to do so

He does minimal braiding on his own beard and would secretly like to have something elaborate or longer

Will totally get more tattoos if you recommend some to him or would like to see Thor with some more in certain places

You’ve always admired his tattoos and now that you’re lovers with him, you get to inspect them up close, admire and trace them with your fingers

You'll become curious about what they mean and how and why he got them and he'll be more than happy to tell you those tales

It takes some encouragement to get Thor to have some fun and actually relax for once

He’s so used to being ordered around, controlled, degraded, and having no chill time, either that or nobody caring enough to give him a break or spend genuine quality time with him

That and almost everyone around him is a major prick lmao 

A lot of the relaxing is just Thor being away from everyone except for you

Quiet dinners, naps, baths, drinking & eating contests, walks, etc, are all some of the best parts of your relationship with Thor

A much needed break and acts of self care that also involves you, his favorite person in the world

Speaking of everyone else, it’s pretty amusing to see folks react to you and Thor getting together tbh

Odin and Heimdall especially since even they were pretty sure that y’all two would pretty much stay forever bitter to each other

The look on Heimdall’s face when he realizes that he’ll have to deal with Thor from now on whenever he heckles you

The look on Odin’s face when he realizes that he’ll have to deal with you from now on whenever he heckles Thor

Also Thor undeniably will come to your aid whenever an issue arises even if it’s not a big deal in the grand scheme of things

You do the same for him despite him not really caring what others think and say but the thought is what truly counts

Cause there was a time when he was the one attacking you and part of him does feel bad for his past actions

He wants to make up for that and show you through actions that he indeed thinks and feels for you differently from now on

And even you feel the same which you confide in him about

That leads to both you and Thor making vows to instead be by one another’s sides instead of against

[misqnon]

one piece x inuyasha au bc I'm insane and wrote this during my break today

luffy is a human kid* sent to the great demon era (I'm great at naming <3) where demons rule the lands after he falls through a cursed well in the forest where he and sabo and Ace grew up. he seeks to collect all the pieces of the shikon jewel and put them back together into....one piece. (loud booing) listen,

in this era, the wielder of the shikon jewel becomes the most powerful demon that rules over all the others. luffy does not care that he's human. he wants that damn jewel

zoro is still a swordsman. not much changes. people think he's a demon, but he's actually just a really strong human who can use techniques like asura. he was a demon hunter for spare change after he got lost leaving his home village. not much changes there, either

nami is a petty thief and navigator who used to work for the demon arlong. she starts to awaken some priestess powers with usopp's help and the staff he gives her, though she doesn't really follow any other priestess rules. she learns other magic, too, still messing with the weather and wielding a variety of attacks without a care for whether they're sacred or demonic

usopp's following in the footsteps of his father- a priest turned adventurer killing wayward demons along the way. his weapon of choice in this au is a bow and arrow which sometimes he and Nami will work together to bless the arrows!

sanji is a travelling cook who's secretly the son of a daiyoukai. due to his mother's intervention, he's a hanyou, but he passes as human and his crew doesnt know he is one.

chopper is a little reindeer demon who's learning medicine and priesthood under the care of lady kureha, joining luffy's crew after they defeat the demon wapol

robin is a demon from ohara who works under the demon warlord Crocodile for a little while, fulfilling a role similar to kaguya. she deserts him after luffy and crew save vivi and the alabasta region from his reign, but she's still wanted by the world at large for being a "dangerous type of demon" with knowledge of the old world and the creation of the shikon jewel passed down in her clan.

franky is a human/zombie/demon hybrid who survived an explosion after his mentor, a demon named tom, was attacked. he put himself back together with human and demon parts alike, similarly to how sesshomaru and naraku would absorb spare body parts in the og show. he's a blacksmith!

Brook is a revived man much like kikyo was brought back by demonic methods. he has to consume souls to keep living, but he only steals the souls of their enemies. he's also pretty bad at it. he's still a musician, though his instruments are a bit more traditional

jinbei is a whale shark yokai, so a fish yokai from the same clan as Arlong...but not evil lmao. he used to be a warlord too, but decided he didn't like the whole feudal part. he's the crew's cultural guide and diplomat of sorts, attempting to keep peace between demon territories and human villages they visit alike from freaking out when a rag tag group of thieves, demons, priests, and fighters show up on their doorstep. he and robin discuss history and archeology often, and in theory robin has a lot of the same knowledge jinbei does, but jinbei has better....people skills.

the setting would be the inuyasha universe, feudal / yokai infested Japan. however, the world government is an issue in luffy's time (1500's fictional goa kingdom) that secretly has ties to accessing the demon world. I haven't thought out the logistics fully, yet. but you can bet your ass luffy's mentor shanks, who is often gone on long "journeys," was actually traveling back and forth from the feudal era and the goa kingdom this whole time.

* spoilers below

* I haven't gotten ro gear 5 yet myself but I imagine luffy is secretly the reincarnation of the demon "joy boy", which will. aid the whole shikon jewel thing. and is also why he is able to traverse the cursed well.

though, humans like shanks seek out the jewel too, for the power it can hold in controlling demons or perhaps (myth?) giving them the power of one.

[amazingmsme]

Omg that tag vid 🤣 I can completely picture the main trio just spinning around the watch post and feigning going left or right at the cafe tables, tossing chairs to try to slow down each other. As for your most flustering fics hmngh so many of yours put me in Lee mood, and this got long and turned into my rambling like a nerd- apologies in advance!

I'm gonna say the Stanley Parable fics Disobedience Shan't be Rewarded, and Is the Bucket Worth it, Stanley? are some of the ones that get me the most. I think it's the way you right the Narrator. I have a weakness for Gods using their powers to mess with someone helpless and those fics scratch that particular itch for me wonderfully. Also, mock sympathy, and condescension fuck me up so bad in Lers and you write it so well? 🫣

Ooh Hands To Yourself gets me bad though 😭 Pretty sure that fic made me hide my face in blush multiple times; Essek especially took me out in that good Lord I haven't even met him but you made me frightened to haha as an easily flustered Lee. 🤣 There was also quite a few neck and ear tword focus and given those are some of my own worse spots, I was scrunching up reading certain parts there lol. Oh! Another thing about Essek's characterization I loved- how he feigned genuine anger, because I would absolutely panic and trip over myself to people please out of fear and fall right into his trap 🤣 Then after it comes out he's not actually upset and my bad anxiety would go away and turn into anticipation, like right before i go on stage for a performance. I think I'd more just get flustered, jumpy and skittish.

I thought your Castlevania fic The Moderator and the Monster are One in the Same was also super cute; I also wrote an Alucard/Reader fic a while back based on the library scene since it took me out. Still haven't finished the show because I don't want it to end/make me sad haha.

Fuck Off and Let Me Sulk took me out jfc, just found that now and we have similar tword thoughts lmao- Alucard calling Trevor out? I am always down bad for mean, teasy as Hell, Alucard. His voice and mannerisms kill me, and his adorable back and forth with Trevor at the end was so cute?

Okay no more rambling I swear! Hope you had a good rest and that this is semi-coherent; I'm gonna pass out now cause it's nearing 7am 🤣 Getting creative in the middle of the night is both blessing and curse

LXGSMAHSKD THIS IS LIKE THE NICEST THING ANYONE’S EVER SAID OMG THANG YOU ILY!

I remember having so much fun with the Stanley Parable ones, especially the first one! It was pure self indulgence rewarded by an unexpected shower of attention lmao. & omg my sweet baby boy Essek, trust me you’re gonna love this prissy bitch once you meet him! I was literally like a horse trapped in that box before the race & once I officially met him I shot off like a rocket! I really need to write more critickle role tbh cause I have so many ideas! Although I gotta admit, I’m not sure that one’s mine, so can’t take credit for that one, but I do have a long ass shadowgast fic that just so happens to have a very teasy Essek. & don’t get me started on castlevania! Omg I fell so hard for those boys! Their dynamic is so fun & their banter is hilarious! They need their own get along shirt, I feel like it would end badly lzavakdhkq but yeah, Alucard is a teasy bastard & he loves to bother Trevor, & the human is just too cute for his own good

Please don’t apologize for rambling! This made me really happy & it’s so cool to hear about what fics y’all really like! Especially when they’re ones I really enjoyed making! Wish I got better sleep, but the fucking construction woke me up & bug man is coming to spray, so fuck it, we ball. But omg please get some sleep! I mean, I’ve definitely been there after a night of endless creative flow, so I absolutely feel you. Sleep tight, & hope you have sweet dreams! & to everyone else… good morning! 😂

[merlinssassybeard]

Ex husband Gojo

Pov: you're his hoe

Tags- heartbreak chat,gojo being a hoe, hoe reader, fluff angst pain nsfw. Long ass chapter.

Thanks to @manhoegojo for this amazingly different new sorta idea.

Series masterlist // Main masterlist

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You're a grade1 sorceror and gojo's personal advisor and hoe. He comes to you after his divorce with his ex wife who has a kid.

Yes this is a look at his side now since he had an encounter with your fwb that didn't go so well. So, he's come to his hoe bff to ask for tips. Lmao you can hate me if you don't like this concept hehe its actually nice

Yn- your name. Wn- waifu name

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Peep peeep

Your phone rang as you took a look at the screen as you took out a grade1 curse 'oh! gojo? Must've called for that'.

"Yeah I'm free. I just finished my work so yea pretty much free. Where will we be going tonight?" You said, as you already knew what he'd be saying since this has been going on for a year now.

"Oh?- you know me so well yn" gojo said while chuckling on the line. "We're going to Ritz"

"Ritz? Wow did you get a raise or something cus I'm not payin"

"Seriously yn? ", " anyways, I might come a little late so you go there and have something to eat." He said scratching his head

"Yeah I'd love to but you see my family doesn't owns the Ritz and i haven't received a raise either so I'd be kicked out if i don't pay up" you said pouting.

"Hah don't worry! Just ask for Hinamoto, the manager, and tell her you're with me."

"Okay, just be there in time."

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"Do you guys have a reservation under gojo? Gojo satoru? Is hinamoto the manager available?" You asked as the receptionist eyed you up and down and called their manager who then herself eyed you and took you to...."This is Mr Gojo's private suite, if you need anything ma'am, please give us a call" she said with a smile as she left. They all eyed you like they knew what you're here for lmao

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"So Mr Gojo..." You said as you started stripping off your clothes, "what're we doing today?" You said with an evil naughty smirk as he took his overcoat and threw it on the couch.

"I want to talk." He said as he took a deep sigh and sat down on the sofa chair with legs crossed, "about wn".

"About wn? What about her?"

"Uuugghhh i don't even know how to start! It was so embarrassing!" He said giving out a sigh

"I don't judge satoru. Go on tell me and i might i help you with my divine knowledge" you said as you smiled and gave him a peace sign, sitting on the bed in your bra.

"Well, i went to see her and our daughter but guess what!" He said surprising

"What?"you asked curiously

"She had a dude over at the house! Its not like i have any problem but that filthy sack of shit was holding my daughter! He then called me names and we got into a fight and i beat him up", "i was just back after 2 months and had souvenirs for them both which i couldn't even give them. Could you believe it?!" He exclaimed

"Whoaaa.....that's...sad..and weird?...why is the kid even there?....i don't know man.....", "in my opinion, she should keep her flings separate from the kid you know " you said scratching your head

"Exactly! I know! There should be a boundary! But she never listens!"

You sensed gojo is clearly mad, and quite jealous and disappointed, so you went to him and patted and slowly massaged his shoulders.

"And i also..." he mumbled as he face palmed, "called her a....", "whore" he said clearly disappointed in himself.

Yours eyes widened, you gasped and then you slightly smakcked his shoulders as you started scolding him, "how dare you! You should never ever call a woman that! Plus she's the mother of your kid. How could you even satoru?"

"I don't know! I was too tired. I even had plans staying in for the night ok! So cut me some slack!" He frustratedly said as he moved himself from your touch and stood up to sit on the couch.

"Jesus satoru! You're not even apologetic are you! You should go to her and ask for forgiveness!", you lashed out at him, "Do you even know how much a woman has to go through? Doesn't matter if she's in jujutsu society or in human's, plus she's a single mom. A single mom has to take shit from people for no reason. People verbally abuse single moms, you know shit!"

"I know alright! I know!",he raised his voice, trying his best to stay calm and not be angry "I know i shouldn't have called her that" he said with sadness reflecting in his words.

You sensed he might actually be a little apologetic, so you headed to him and wrapped your arms around his shoulders and patted his chest as you whispered into his ears "satoru take her to a nice dinner and apologize", he turned his head to look at you, his shades lowered, "and stop whoring around" you added as you pecked his cheek and jumped to sit beside him.

"And what if she rejects the dinner?" He asked

"Do you love her?" You asked with a warm smile.

"Wha-?!" He reacted

"Oh i get it you do love her!" You said as nudged your shoulders to his, "Don't worry she loves you too, she'll accept." You added as you put on a fake smile to hide the fact that you too have fallen for this man.

"Satoru, why did you divorce her?", he turned again to look at you "i mean, everything seemed peaceful between you two, both a special grade happy couple." You looked at him with a smile.

Gojo took a deep breath as he turned his gaze from you to the window and the city lights.

"Things one gotta do for people they care, to protect them" he said with a low voice, lost in his thoughts

"So wait.....you!" Your eyes widened, "..you divorced her to-"

"Protect her." He finished your sentence as he turned to look at you. Your eyes wide and mouth slightly a gap.

"She had curse users, curses and the higherups after her." He continued

"Holy shit, but she can take them out you know i mean she is special grade herself so i-"

"How is she supposed to put on a curtain in her office swarming with people?"

"Well holy shit." You said as you agreed."But why did you-"

"She was targeted because of me so if she'll no longer be with me-"

"So she'll be safe! Yass i get it now! They were going for your weakness so you told them she's not! Wow! So you simply just put on a show right!"

He didn't reply and took out his phone "Damn gojo you're really clever! So if she knows this why is she seeing people?" You asked curiously.

"She doesn't know" he simply stated as he scrolled on his phone. "Well tell her then!" You exclaimed.

"You think she'll believe. Its better the way things are. She seems much relaxed and happier now than before." Gojo said as he sighed.

"So you're alright with her being with others? I can never! God gojo you make so mad!"

"She's always wanted a little bit of normalcy that i cannot give. If she finds someone who can give her that then who am i to interfere" he said as took out his glasses and rubbed his eyes "I'm fine with the way things are as long as she's happy anyways."

"Awww satoru! You shouldn't stress yourse-"

"Enough talk lets get things started" he said with his usual excited self.

"I can never understand you! Come here you!!" You shook your head as you smiled and leaned in to kiss him.

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"Di..did....you fuck that..manager too?" You managed to ask him as you frantically rode on his cock with his hands interwined with yours.

"Heh..why? Did she give you tips?" He chuckled

You shook your head laughing at him "you're......you're so...so disgusting, is the..re even anyone you haven't fucked" you said as he laughed at you. You freed your hands and put them on his chest without faltering your pace.

"Says who!" He said as he gripped onto your waist and thrusted in your sloppy cunt.

"I hate you" you smiled as you kissed and bit his lips.

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You put on your helmet and started your bike. "Gojo, do not forget to go to her and apologize okay?" You reminded him as he noded. "Okay then see you later" you said and then you rode off.

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I totally wrote this in a haze.

I can't call this a follow up of the prev chapter but more like a look on gojo's side

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But I'll still tag the lovely ppl!!

@nishinoyahhh @vesta-ro

[golden-barnes]

And they're roommates (2): Moving In

Pairing: New Girl AU! Bucky x F! Reader

Summary: You finally have a place to stay and you get to meet your roommates. Everything is right with the world, right? Wrong. {wc: 2.2k}

Warning: Cursing, some play fighting, a John Walker appearance, mentions of violence but it's a joke, alcohol, sexism mentioned but not shown.

A/N: Oh it has taken me so long to write but I haven't been in a writing mood. But I am back. I will be updating this story and Liquid Smooth at least once a week if the energy is there. Everyone who has asked me to be tagged will be. (sorry for the promo but) If you like Spencer Reid, read my story lmao.

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The light-haired man started to whistle and drummed his fingers on the table.

“Cut it out, Barton.” The brunet with blue eyes snapped. The other man looked at him and squinted.

“Well then someone speak because I am bored and you know I can’t handle silence.” The man held his hands up defensively. The brunet just rolled his eyes at his friend’s behavior.

“Please excuse them. They didn’t get enough attention as kids and now they act out. You’ll get used to it.” The other guys yelled in protest, but he just rolled his eyes. “I am Sam and you are already met Steve.” Sam extended his hand and you shook it. Sam gave you a warm smile and pointed to the other guys.

“Stupid number one is Bucky. Stupid number two is Clint.” Sam joked

“Hey! Why is he stupid number one?” Clint grumbled. Bucky just rolled his eyes. You tried to stop yourself from laughing and coughed to mask it.

“Uhm so what do you guys do?” You asked curious to see why these grown adults are doing for them all to be living together.

“I am a TA, I am trying to finish my Ph.D. in art history.” Steve answered, handing you a glass of water. He seemed like the most level-headed one, next to Sam. To you, it seemed like they are the ones to keep the apartment running smoothly. You knew you were gonna get along with them. The other two, who knows?

“I am a guidance counselor for a high school,” Sam said almost annoyed that he had to admit that. Clint had a smug smile on his face.

“I am an administrative assistant. So I guess we are both in the corporate space.” He winked at you. You frowned at that, while Bucky was rolling his eyes. He does that a lot. You thought.

“He is a glorified secretary.” Bucky exposed, letting out a deep chuckle. Clint slapped his forearm.

“And you are just a shitty bartender.” Clint screamed at Bucky. Sam and Steve shook their heads at their friends.

“Keep talking and I won’t give you any more free drinks.” Bucky threatened. Clint gasped and pointed a finger at Bucky.

“You wouldn’t.” “You bet your ass I fucking would.” You turned to Sam and Steve who were amused at the fight that was going to break out.

“Are they always like this?” You asked, with a hint of amusement in your voice. Sam smirked while Steve looked almost embarrassed.

“Nah, today is a calm day. C’mon, let us show you the room.” You stood up and followed Sam and Steve.

The room was a lot bigger than you expected. You really didn’t need much, but this was more than enough. It had a large enough closet and a huge window. You had enough room for a desk and a bookshelf. It was perfect.

“Sam and I are in the bedroom next to the kitchen. Down the hall, is Bucky and the room close to yours is Clint’s.” Steve said, snapping you out of your daydream.

“Oh, you two are-” “A couple yeah. For 4 years now.” Sam interrupted, the two men smiled at each other.

“Not to be rude. But why are you guys living here?” You asked, curious. Sam laughed and Steve just let out a chuckle.

“New York is expensive as hell. And neither one of us make enough money.” Steve explained. That makes sense. You thought. You were in a similar situation, just that you are alone and don’t have enough money. If only you would be promoted.

“Also this is sorta a temporary thing for all of us. Like I can’t wait till I stop being a guidance counselor which hopefully is soon and Steve is almost done with his studies and he might finally get a job.” Sam continued explaining.

“What about Clint and Bucky?” Steve winced when you said Bucky, Sam gave him a look.

“Well, Clint is trying his best to get a promotion. He hates being a secretary, and he has worked a while for that company, so he might be able to have that promotion. And Bucky, well. We don’t know.” Steve replied sadly. You didn’t know what to say. But before you could even think about talking, Bucky poked his head out of the doorway.

“Hey, new girl. How good of a lawyer are you?” He asked, nonchalantly. Sam and Steve frowned.

“Depends on the case. But I am pretty good overall.” You answered. Bucky nodded, looking at the ceiling, trying to avoid Sam and Steve.

“Okay hypothetically speaking, if I have, I don’t know, like 13 unpaid parking tickets, could you save me from going to jail?” He started.

“Bucky, what the fuck?” Steve interrupted but Bucky shushed him.

“I said hypothetically. Anyway, could you?” He smiled, quite sweetly. He has a nice smile and eyes. And hair. What the fuck, y/n? You screamed in your mind.

“I think I can help out with that.” Bucky grinned.

“I am going to like her.” Nodding before leaving the room. Bucky was going to be trouble, you felt it in your gut. What did you sign up for? And why did you feel like you will enjoy it?

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“What do you mean you are going to stay there anyway?!” Natasha screamed through the phone. You rolled your eyes while Vision cringed at her tone. Wanda just stayed focus on stirring the pot. You decided to facetime your friends to tell them the good news. Well, good news for you, but for them, it was news that made them feel like you have officially lost it.

“Nat, they are really nice. Well, Clint is a little weird, sort of a bouche but still. The apartment is nice, close to my work, and look at my room.” You moved your phone so she would see how big it was. She was probably still gonna hate it. She is just worried about your safety and you understand that.

“Y/N, you don’t know any of those men. They could be serial killers, for all you know.” She retorted. You saw Bucky passing your room.

“Hey, Bucky! You aren’t gonna kill me right?” You yelled at him, he stopped in his track and looked at you seriously.

“Oh yeah, we are just waiting for you to get comfy to strike.” You threw a pillow at Bucky, which just made him laugh.

“He is joking….” You tried to deflect. “Listen, I have nowhere else to go. Let me do this, you guys know I am not dumb and I know how to protect myself. “ You tried to reason with your friends. You understood their fear, especially because of how fast things have gone. You really didn’t have time to mend your heart and now you are going to live with four strange men.

“Y/N, if you don’t feel safe or start feeling uncomfortable. Anything happens, you tell us. Because you know me and Vis will always have a room in our house for you. Promise us that.” Wanda said. Stopping what she was doing, to look at you.

“C’mon, I seriously don’t think-” Wanda interrupted what you were saying and gave you a sharp look.

“Promise me, that if you ever feel like you need to leave. You will tell me and Vis and we will pick you up. Promise me, y/l/n!” She demanded, you sighed and mumble a yes. Wanda smiled at you.

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Refusing to call, text, or even see Brock, you emailed him that movers and Vision were heading there this week to get your shit and move it to your new apartment. What was his fucking answer?

Brock: Baby, please. I am sorry. She doesn’t mean anything. Please come back, it will never happen again.

Y/N: We are done, stop trying to get us back together. Please be ready to let Vis and the movers in on Thursday.

Brock: No.

Y/N: The fuck you mean no?

Brock: No. We need to talk face to face. If you don’t show up, I am not opening the house. I want to see you, for fuck sake.

You let out a groan, not realizing how loud you were. Rubbing your temples, trying hard not to throw the computer out of the window. But your day was going to get worse.

“Woah there Y/L/N. Might want to turn the noise down.” Said the walking pain in the ass known as John Walker. His smug face appeared and you didn’t know if you wanted to throw your computer at Brock or the fucking white man whose office was close to yours.

John and you are both fighting to be promoted, which has been a fucking nightmare because there isn’t a human being who is a bigger asskisser than this walking mistake.

“What do you want Walker?” You sneered at the man. He closes your door and sat down in the chairs that were in front of your desk.

“Oh, nothing. Just wanted to say that some rumors are going around about the company and how there’s a new division that is going to open and that they are gonna choose a supervisor.” John Walker might be a pain but he always gets the information first and will always tell you.

“Hmm, interesting. Hope they choose someone good for the job.” You replied, nonchalantly. To make it seem as if you weren’t gunning for it. Oh, but you were and you needed that job. Badly. John rolled his eyes.

“We both know they are gonna pick one of us. So let the games begin.” He said before leaving and almost slamming your door closed. Great, a competition with this asshole and a fight with another to get your shit back.

-

“You look like you could use a drink.” Steve noted, looking at the way you were sprawled out on the couch, looking dead as ever. You nodded weakly. Steve chuckled.

“C’mon let’s get you some. Drinks are on Bucky.” He joked.

Bucky’s bar was just how you imagined. It wasn’t bright, it was strangely dark. There was a mixture of people who worked high-end jobs and people who looked like they have never left the bar. It was almost comforting.

You saw Sam and Clint at the bar, both of them in their work clothes. Meanwhile, Bucky had a red flannel. Sam noticed Steve and you had arrived and waved at you guys. Clint was too busy trying to flirt with a girl that was next to him.

“Hey, Buck! Y/N needs a drink.” Steve said, wrapping his arms around Sam. You almost rolled your eyes at how adorable they are. It was not the time to be next to a loving and healthy couple. Bucky smirked.

“What do you want?” Bucky asked while cleaning some beer glasses. You sighed and sat down. Leaning into the bar counter.

“Something that will make me forget that my douchebag ex doesn’t want to give me back my shit because he wants to get back with me and that my shitty coworker is a sexist pig who hates the idea of me progressing because I am a woman.” You grumbled, your head hitting the counter after you finished your rant. Bucky nodded and starting making you a drink.

“Damn, girl you are going through it.”Clint said. You groaned, looking up at the ceiling. Sam put his hand on your shoulder.

“Right now, I just need my clothes and my stuff. But Brock refuses to let anyone get it for me because I have to go. And I really hate the idea of going in there alone, and I can ask Vision to come with me but he knows Vis and Brock knows Vis won’t fight.” Bucky handed you a strange red drink, you took it and drank it without a thought. Which was a mistake because it felt like it burnt your entire throat and mouth. You started to fan your mouth and pant.

“What the fuck was that Bucky?!” You screamed, Bucky shrugged.

“You asked me for something to help you forget so I made you an Aunt Roberta.” He answered you glared at him. Clint laughed while Sam and Steve looked at Bucky like two disgruntled parents.

“That is not cool, Buck.” Sam reprimanded. Steve nodded.

“You gave her a drink that is 100% alcohol. What the fuck are you even thinking?” Steve yelled. Bucky shrugged again, not fazed by his friend’s anger.

“You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol and you treat an inside wound drinking alcohol.” He explained, his friends and you gawking at him. He waved his hand dismissively.

“Anyway, we can help you if you want.” He offered, the guys nodding.

“You would?” You perked up, grabbing the water Bucky was giving you so you could wash out the awful drink you just had.

“Of course we will, roomie. We take care of each other.” Sam said, giving you a warm smile.

“We got your back, Y/N. And if we have to fight, we will. I mean they will because I can’t let the money maker get hurt.” Clint joked and Steve slapped the back of his head. Which made him wince and everyone else laugh.

[bootheng]

modern!au k(lance)

they're all in their 20's except for Shiro who's 30 and coran who's 50

first of all. miss me with that 'pining roommate' shit. I love miscommunication and making characters that r sexy bffs with one another

Lance meets Nyma through a Craigslist ad he put up saying he needed a roommate. the moment they met was a tragedy for everyone but them because they're that powerful and beautiful

lance with tousled hair, wearing a half-unbuttoned silk shirt and designer jeans, Michael kors sunglasses pushed up atop his head, arm wrapped around nyma: hi guys this is my roommate, nyma!

nyma, with her blonde 3-ft long box braids down her back, perfectly manicured red nails, bodycon dress and loubitons, hand on lances waist: hey

allura, shaking and on the verge of tears: STOP MAKING US LOOK POOR AND UGLY

Lance is in school for marine biology and Nyma works as a hairdresser and the both of them are small beauty gurus on YouTube that collab with one another

lance: hey guys we're going to be trying out the new anastasia pallete we got today :)!

nyma: and by got we mean shoplifted from sephora

lance: NYMA YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT

they're also insta baddies and both gender non-conforming baddies. Nyma is a nonbinary lesbian icon and lance is a nonbinary bicon.... those are like the fucking BEST senses of style

anyone with eyes can see that nyma is into and ONLY into girls but of course... heteronormativity.

rolo: I still don't get why you're dating lance. he's super annoying.

nyma: he doesn't bitch nearly as much as you even when he's got my cock in his ass

they do this thing where when people assume they're a couple they pretend they're some kind of kink couple and freak everyone out

which is why when hunk and pidge meet nyma they're like :eyes: but when nyma flirts with pidge lance doesn't even bat an eye and then lance starts pining about Keith's greasy mullet and his bags under his eyes and nymas got this look on her face that perfectly resembles a man who's lost all sense of normalcy and righteousness in his life and now sits in a bar every night listening to this dumb romance novel type shit and then pidge and hunk are like. oh. no they're just gay.

speaking of keith. he's one of those gays. one of the quirky emo gays that never sleeps and listens to 'coffee and cigarettes' on repeat and has like 3 strings of lights in his room and not only is an art major but ALSO a photographer. and yet somehow he still has the will to wake up at 5 am every morning and go to the gym like some kind of HEATHEN.

Lance knew Keith in high school for 3 years until he got expelled for fighting at the end of his junior year. He was also universally crushed on and was the bad boy jock of the school with a heart of gold so naturally Lance pretended to despise him so he could pine for him in peace

that all goes down the drain when Lance recognizes Keith in one of his classes and goes through the five stages of grief because a) he's hot and b) Lance is openly bi now so he doesn't have an escuse to not tolerate him

(He wasn't gonna do anything about it until he was put in a group with Keith a few weeks into class and he off handedly mentioned he went to Keiths high school, and Keith claimed he didn't remember him, and Lance was just a tad bit upset but was gonna leave it at that except after like 5 days of working together Keith slams his fists into the table and is like 'HOLY FUCK LANCE MCCLAIN?' And Lance is like. w. What.)

turns out Keith does remember lance. very vividly, actually. because he was the guy that everyone kind of had a crush on because he was so nice and charming to everyone he met, and Keith was SO gone for him. he just didn't recognize him tbh, which makes sense, bcuz in high school lance wore blue contacts and had straight hair and now he just wears glasses occasionally and leaves his hair wavy. Keith is gay and stupid don't blame him

keith, bursting into Shiro and Adams apartment at 2 pm: SHIRO HOLY FUCK

adam, bags under his eyes, underneath the covers of him and shiros bed: good fucking god not again

I'm tired of talking about ppl other than Lance and nyma though so I'm gonna talk about them for a bit because im love

as I said Lance has wavy hair and his actual eye color is brown but as he was growing up he was hella insecure about it that's why he wore blue contacts.... nyma caught him once trying to put them on again and put an end to All That Real Quick

nyma has brown eyes too and they're super dark, almost black, and that shits breathtaking bro. she usually has her real hair dyed blonde all the time and permed but she also likes to wear wigs and get braids too because she knows she looks damn good in them. everyone is jealous.

lance has tons of super light freckles. Enough said. nyma has a birthmark on her hip that's kind of shaped like a horse if you look at it from the right way

lance: you were a horse girl as a kid weren't u

nyma: how fucking dare. how fucking dare you say that. I really do have to laugh.......

nyma: obviously I was a warrior cats stan

lance's sense of fashion ranges from 'i went to California for a week once and now I can't stop wearing sweatpants and slides' to 'It's surprising I haven't gotten robbed at this point'. Lance is a scholarship baby so all the money he saved up through countless jobs and the one he already has at a coffee shop almost exclusively goes to clothes and kombucha

Nymas sense of style is definitely more on the eccentric side but since she looks good in EVERYTHING she gets away with it. think dollskill but with more neon colors and designer. she's the kind of person that never wears the same shade of lipstick for a whole month and has a box full of makeup palletes that are almost untouched and everyone who has seen it is both jealous and in wonder FENTYWAYS...

Keith goes over to lance's apartment for a project of sorts and immediately assumes that Lance and Nyma are a thing (they're very platonically affectionate, Nyma will kiss lance's cheek and they cuddle sometimes) which is disappointing but it's not a surprise considering Lance is so Lance and everyone else acts like they are dating so that must be the case, right?

lmao you thought.

nyma: holy shit. holy Fuck. God, allura is so hot. I would probably die if she brushed past me. I would die happily knowing I've been blessed by the touch of an angel.

lance: yeah haha she's really pretty.

keith, struggling to not choke on his coffee hearing All This at 9:31 A.M. in starbucks:

Keith asks if he can take photos of the two of them for his photography insta and they both jump on it so they can flex being sexy and afterwards Lance thanks him with a kiss on the cheek and Keith is sent REELING into gay mayhem.

lance: do you think that was like..... too much.

nyma: i think men are dumb that's what.

I mean u can't really blame Keith because Lance and Nyma are constantly joke-flirting with one another on social media and are in almost every one of the others photos in some way, or at least tagged, so by the time Keith actually works up the nerve to ask about that, it's been WEEKS since Lance kissed him and he's been miserably failing to ignore it

keith: so.... how's nyma doing?

lance: she's good! She's spent all day dying one of her wigs so she went for a coffee run lol. probably will hang with allura and shay later too

keith: and.... that doesn't make you jealous?

lance: LOL no.... they could never compete with me (talking about being Nyma's best friend)

keith: oh.... well, it's good that you trust each other a lot in your relationship.... you seem like a really good boyfriend

lance: wat the fuck did you just say.

as soon as lance explains that nyma is not his gf and they're just bffs Keith is like ohthankgod.jpg and almost accidentally asks lance on a date before he stops himself and is like.... dumb gay bitch calm DOOOWWWNN

after that it becomes very obvious that nyma and lance r just friends at least for Keith mostly through dumb shit they say to one another

lance, sitting with hunk, pidge, and Keith at the library: hey guys wanna see something cool.

pidge: go for it

lance, clearing his throat: she think she bad but I'm better, these bitches tryna play catch up-

nyma, coming out of nowhere: SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN I'M TALKING LIL BITCH, PUT YO HEAD DOWN WHEN YOU TALK TO A PIMP-

Nyma and Lance have self-care nights every Friday, sometimes Allura or Shay will come, and very RARELY Keith if only to spend time with Lance. also? Allura and Shay are dating, die mad about it.

They do waxing, exfoliation, mud masks, moisturizing treatments, hair masks, painting nails.... need I go on. it's basically whatever they want to do that week and when Keith reluctantly agrees to participate one day Lance goes mental

lance: OK so here's what I'm thinking. it's obvious you haven't really had a self care day for a while, which is like, fine, you do you, but holy shit are your split ends bad. I was thinking maybe I could trim them and then we could do a hair mask? Oh! A face mask would be good as well, even though you've practically got perfect skin. I'd offer to wax but for first timers the pain is a bitch to handle on the face. I'm not sure if you'd be an acrylic kind of guy but I have some black nail polish that I could put on- wow, your hands are really big compared to mine, and they're so soft, haha, isn't that crazy? so what do you think?

keith, still reeling from the fact that lance is going to touch his hair, face, and hands in the next several hours: uh......yeah..... sounds great.

nyma, sitting on lance's bed in nothing but a bra and sweatpants, smoking a blunt and readjusting her sheet mask: *long exhale* christ

Shay got Lance into the whole healthy organic food thing and in turn he got Nyma into it so they're both the bitches who drink nothing but Fiji water and almond milk and will offer you a plate of sliced cucumbers and tomatoes as a snack. we Stan a vegan couple.

keith: these are actually really good.

nyma: we usually put them on our eyes, but go off I guess.

keith:

nyma: nah I'm just fucking with you, we have different cucumbers for that

by the end of the night Keith feels like he's been cleaned by a car wash and he's dizzy from all of lance's thoughtless affection and when lance says he can stay the night because it's already late, Keith mindlessly blurts out 'only if it's with you' and nymas like.... um. Wig.

keith, laying stiff as a board on one side of lance's bed: uh

lance: oh my God you gay bitch get over here and spoon me. also kiss me on the fucking lips bro.

Nyma owns a cat named Beezer that she stole from her old roommate (rolo) but calls her beebo because quote 'beezer is so fucking lame bro i hate men'. Lance owns a Russian blue mix called, you guessed it, Blue, that he found stuck in his apartments basement only a few days after moving in. Nyma and Lance are WEAK

lance: ohhhhh look at my pretty baby sitting on the table all cute and relaxed!!! look at that baby!!! fantastic stuff!

nyma, putting her head on beebos belly: You Are So Soft And So Chubby I Would Die For You

pidge would also die for the both of them

OK I'm tired and uninspired so I'll stop here but I MAY ADD MORE LATER

[aquaticsapphic]

I mean, all that haven't been answered already. You don't really have to do them all if you don't want to

(1) For that questions thing, if you do all of them, I’ll do all of them

TOO BAD BITCHESHERE WE GO

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

not too important

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

worth……. what? the time? I mean, if both people make each other happy then hell yeah

4. Are you in a relationship?

nope

5. Are you in love?

I’m……. not in a relationship……

6. Are you single this year?

yeah I”m not in a relationship but I’m not single either. you know how it is. /s

7. Can you commit to one person?

I feel like I could. I don’t have much experience w long-term relationships tbh

9. Describe your perfect mate

-likes me

-is nice

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

nah, but I believe in lust at first sight

11. Do you ever want to get married?

it sounds cool. it’s hard to imagine bc I’m pretty young still. I really just want to wear a wedding dress and shove cake in my face while my close friends and family watch tbh

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

hell no. once someone betrays me, they go on my Shit List. and then I never forget them and constantly wish them the worst of luck

15. Do you have any piercings?

no

16. Do you have any tattoos?

no

20. Do you shower every day?

bitch I don’t even sleep every day

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

I mean, I’m sitting in the same room as my roommates and talking on the group chat so I sure damn hope so?

if it means romantically, then no

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

yeah

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

oh god I hope not. unless I somehow become a lady-killer overnight, and learn about what relationships are actually supposed to be like.

but ultimately I want to make sure I know what I’m doing with my life too? like I know some of my friends want to move after graduation and others want to stay and like…. what if I want to move and my gf doesn’t? what if my gf wants to move and I don’t? there’s a lot of things I’m not sure about in regards to my future so I feel like sharing that would give both of us a lot of stress

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

maybe?

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

nah

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

uhh….. I don’t think so?

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

I can’t say for 100% certainty that I have…… but it sure damn seemed like it

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

no, I’m not a shitty person. like I admit I’m not a good person, but I’d never do that to someone. it’s just…… so shitty

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

yeah. idk if it really counts as plastic surgery per se, but one of the things I’ve considered is getting laser hair removal because I’m super lazy and I hate shaving but I like the aesthetic of shaved legs

but then I found out that laser removal isn’t permanent and is expensive and I quickly decided against it but it was definitely an idea

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

yeah

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

yeah

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

gross

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

……..

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

no

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

I’m a lesbian. It practically comes with the title

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

no, but at the beginning of the friendship with my ex my parents didn’t like her at all

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

not really

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

hahahaha…. yeah

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

bitch u bet ur ass I have

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

48 hours give or take a few seconds

43. How long was your longest relationship?

one week lmao

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

………….one

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012?

I think I was still in middle school? everybody knows you don’t overcome cooties until you’re in high school

47. How old are you?

20

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

if we’re dating? “bye bitch”if it’s just a crush? “cool, go get ‘em tiger” (and then depending on how close I am to them, I might be sad a while)

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

I love how she just…………. doesn’t exist

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

FUCK NO. I’d probably punch her in the face tbqh

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

maybe? hmm probably not.

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

I give up on crushes all the time. I feel like that’s just part of crushes in general.

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

all h//eterophobes

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

see aforementioned Shit List

55. Share a relationship story.

uh after my ex and I broke up we went to a froyo shop down the street from my school and it was really awkward bc we were trying to be friends still after a rough breakup and then one of the employees came by and was like “hey can I take your picture and post it to our facebook?” bc they wanted us as models or something I guess? and we kinda just look at each other and go “……no”

57. Things you want to say to an ex

a. fuck you

b. I hope he treated you as bad as you treated me

c. you’re literally the scum of the earth

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

a. cuddles

b. going out of the way to do something nice for me

c. gifts of any kind, especially hand-made stuff

d. remembering little details about me

e. attention

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

ok I’ll do that after I post thisI know I have something conrad tagged me in about pics of myself so I’ll do those together

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

I think it’s just been a 1 year gap

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

their sense of style

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

love me with all of their heart 👌😩

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

well, when two people love each other very much……..

64. What is your definition of cheating?

damn, even just thinking of another person romantically

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

connect 4

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

does d&d count?

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

a n y t h i n g

as long as I can spend time w my date I’m happy

68. What is your sexual orientation?

lesbian

69. What turns you off?

anything phallic

70. What turns you on?

a lightswitch

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

die for me 😍

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

I luv…… hair….. it’s always so good-looking 👌

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

alison always makes me super nice handmade gifts and it’s so nice

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

I legitimately can’t think of anything, sorry

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

there’s definitely an acceptable range. and it varies, especially as one gets older (like 20-25 seems weird, but 40-45 doesn’t seem too bad)

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

I used to lay on the ground all the time at my high school. the floor is pretty dirty tbh.

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

senior year of high school.

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

never. (unless like friend/family love, which would be today, ~2 hours ago?)

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

Teresa Palmer, Cara Delevingne, Diane Guerrero, Yael Grobglas, Grace Victoria Cox

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

my roommate probably

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

……you know, this whole time I never really understood the question, but now that it’s 4am I get it. yeah. in fact, that’s probably one of the only ways I can find girls to date.

[adhdvane]

Anon back again, don't worry about delay in answer! I'm not expecting you to reply in a matter of seconds and I'm patient anyway! (●'◡'●) (and yeah, tumblr's notification system kinda suck so really, not your fault haha)

I understand your struggle with fics all too well lol I'm sure a time will come when it just clicks and you can write the good stuff ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ And no need to feel bad if you haven't posted a lot on ao3! You don't have to have 1000 fics or 200k word-long fics for your works to be enjoyable!! Even little ficlets and drabbles are good to have around ♥

It's good of you to have taken time for yourself if you needed it ♥ And yeah, completely understandable to hesitate and come back to fandom in general with the current state of things (a couple years ago I made an IE/Go sideblog and I'm still terrified that someone is going to come up and yell at me for shipping the characters lmao And that's without counting the Problematic™ fics I wrote when I was 16 lmao)

Regarding your tags, I'm just sitting there like starry-eyed because YES TenKyou. I'm DELIGHTED to know that's your preference because that's mine too for the ship asklhjkh

As for Todd and Prof Mirror, that's a tough and personal question, so good luck! (I'm thinking Todd topping's nice but does it make the prof kink better or not is the question!! ALSO in the french version, I know there's a line from Todd going like "Mirror was already being called Professor before he was a professor" so maybe he's not the only one with a prof kink, just from a different angle, hah)

(you say sorry for rambling, but joke's on you, I ramble too! Sorry for clustering your blog though woops Have a good day! (´･ω･`) )

rip, okay, once again i apologize about this one being even later, mostly bc i saw it early, but i haven't been able to sit down and respond to it. this week was the last week of the month so i actually had a lot to do at work and was able to go in every day (as opposed to 1 - 2 days bc business is still so slow). but at the end of the month i do invoicing for inventory charges for that month for each customer. though i was able to actually get a lot of it done sooner than usual (bc i actually started the process on tuesday instead of thursday), there were still three big ones i couldn't even do until thursday bc they had several orders in production that didn't get shipped until thursday. I was going to finally get to this ask on friday when i got home (we only work half days on friday and close at noon)… but the new gbf event had started… and uhg… a sho centric event. g od.

rest of the word vomit under the cut

before i just—IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ ABOUT THIS GBF RAMBLING FEEL FREE TO SKIP BELOW TO THE END THE GBF OF RAMBLE—this event askjdsjkdfslkdjsdjg talk about giving the antag his redemption art event. the emotional growth in sho. so many new assets to save… there are fricking 6 different versions of his character labeled _painful (_painful, _painful2, etc.), and like so many zoom in's that basically every one of his images has an _up version (the battle ones ((the ones of him on his gearcycle)) also have a bunch of _up2 versions that are zoomed in between the default and _up close up) anyways these in particular kill me.

sho "i'm-not-going-to-cry-or-show-expresions-of-gratitude" awkwardly smiling and crying in this event (while also repeatedly getting the shit kicked out of him/getting hurt. having a moment of breaking down from exhaustion and pain, in the rain, before deciding he has to swallow his pride. every single english word that comes out of his mouth, cv: taniyama kishou is a gift (on a side note i can't believe he fucking played alpha in chronostone. like thats fucking hilarious a va and voicalist capable of such range and drama voicing alpha and his serious monotone ass). Sho (@tsubasa): You showed me the light before—[…] Tsubasa: Wait, what? Whaddya mean I showed you the light? ((you mean when he punched you in the fucking face at the end of the previous event of this series?))). I mean I already shipped bc of the their last event, how can you not ship the guy screaming he's going to kill the protag w/the protag esp after getting punched in the face by the protag at the end makes him calm down and be like fine i guess you win i'm not going to try to kill you know and our gangs don't have to fight. also they're both like 16 (or at least tsubasa is canon 16 (a yeas totally looks like a 16 year old) and sho is at least still in school and at least confirmed to be a minor (not age of majority, which idk what that is exactly in universe, could be 18, could be 20, bc it is fantasy, but it's also japanese, thoguh japan's age of majority is actually lowering from 20 to 18 next april (2022), drinking/smoking/gambling age will still be 20, and the comment in this event was about we're still minors save the smoking for when you're an adult). sho could arguably be 18 or 19 and still believably in school and be considered a minor legally (if in universe gbf follows japanese laws) considering the time he spent in juvie he could easily have been held back. gbf will probably just make him tsubasa's age if a canon age is release. but thinking about sho being 19 and tsubasa being 16 would make some ppl upset and that brings me joy. (also just how funny it could be thinking about (bc everyone is perpetually the same age) how later when sho a year older and legally being able to drink, and tsubasa not, and despite the fact sho being like i will break the laws about physically assaulting a guy but underage drinking, smoking, and drugs is a no-no is fucking hilarious. (the app is rated t so i guess there's only so much you can do…) (oh and one last note, a character in the event asking if sho enjoys the pain and is a masochist, to have other character be like dude you can't just ask someone that. sho saying no he doesn't enjoy the pain. only for later when they are escaping, a character noting "You look rather happy about all this. Now I'm sure youre a masochist." gbf first crushing my sho masochist headcanon and then building it back up in this event, thank u gbf). anways, rip that was a lot and not even everything, as you can see i have been… distracted by this event. apologies

—END OF GBF RAMBLE—

oh god worry about ppl like that in ina like, there really people out there who don't want you shipping ficitional children?????? and the main ina cast is roughly between 12-15. and got i started watching ina in 2013 when i was 19. which apparently for some people is like bad uwu because it's a show for young teenagers (like lol too bad i'm 27 and even though i haven't kept up with aries i still love ina and all the little babies and wont stop shipping). i didn't even know there was people out there who get UPSET AT AGING UP??? like wtf???? sorry i want them to be old enough to marry, adopt children, have a job, and also f.uck. the dpk au is my lifeblood (and has a lot of Problematic™ content that's never even been posted online anywhere bc it used to be an rp. my favorite is that out of all the relationships in the au, tenma and kyousuke's is probably the most unhealthy bc of kyousuke's mental health. some very bad things happened to fei (per request of my rp partner) (part of vanfeny and garsha's revenge on saru as they were sent to megun while saru walks around ''free'' (what exactly is free is a whole other lore mess in itself that i wrote up about post chrono stone future). and that just lead to more bad things fei then did to himself. problematic™ content 9492347 in the dpk au, shipping ozrock and lalaya. (even worse, bc of lore planning i did for the au and decided how their species worked, lalaya is about 6.5 cycles (faram obius years) or roughly 130 earth years and biologically similar to 13 year earth years, and ozrock is about 48 Ixal years roughly 48 earth years and biologically similar to 24 earth years. so like even a worse ship. i mean just ignore cultural norms would be different on an alien planet and also she's royalty and has an obligation to be wed even younger and is probably socially more mature than a human 13 year old. rip sorry i just like alien stuff. a lot of this was also because wouldn't it be great for lalaya to have a really long lifespan so the human friends she makes get older faster and also die way before her :) ina's gunna hurt me with the bug aliens then i'm going to… continue to hurt myself with more alien life span stuff.)

Anyways, With TenKyou, idk I think it's easy to paint tenma as the innocent ~pure baby~ and kyousuke as ~bad boy~ bc of the first inago… and seed kyousuke was a little bastard man (affectionate). which would idk explain the default to kyouten. but like kyousuke chills the hell out in chrono stone and galaxy. and just bc tenma is a dumbass with a heart of gold obsessed with soccer doesn't necessarily mean he's has to be ~innocent baby 受け~ trope. (not that these are the only tropes that decide) (maybe it's bc i sort of like messing with what it must be like to be the main protagonists best friend and watch him continue to overcome everything and be in the spot light and how everyone praises him. kyousuke with self-esteem issues, looking back at all the problems he's caused, tenma has flaws but they're either negligible or something to love about him and mine have only hurt others. disregarding his own goddamn plot armor in the past. complex, emotional, suffering kyousuke is how i like my kyousuke. need we even get into how god eden was canonically revealed to be physically/mentally abusing seeds and that whole can of worms) (also just "nervous baby i don't know how to approach tenma" kyousuke, "cheeky little shit doesn't have any regards to personal space and boundries" tenma) at least if anyone starts giving me shit about an ina ship or problematic fictional ina content, i can always respond with something i drew back in 2015.

back to the matter of new snap though… that line is so familiar (im pretty sure it's in the eng txt, i have it set to jpn audio tho). i recently started keeping a log of the messages that pop up on the camp, lab, and map screens (but haven't saved too many bc i get distracted or at least i know i'm missing quite a few i have vague memories of). (also idk why my first thought to that line was mirror responding with "That was because you were the one calling me that.") there actually were a couple messages i saved initially that would be useful for fic writing:

Todd: "The professor used to be kinda reckless back in the day. I suppose after 10 year he must've calmed down a bit."

and

Mirror: "Todd's calmed down since I last saw him. Or maybe he's just acting mature because you kids are around…"

possible implications from these that I'm deciding to consider for headcanons:

both reckless and wild in their early 20's but that's not unusual, so they were acting like reckless young adults when they were 20. makes sense.

because mirror mentions the last time i saw him (which is definitely implied not 10 years ago since todd had a research team pin so obviously he's been around a bit since the lab was established) meaning todd is potentially still a chaotic bastard but is just trying to act like an adult in front of the kids. beautiful.

and on that note another wonderful Tood message:

Todd: "I never invited Phil to be my pupil—he just declared himself my "number one student" and started tagging along! But honestly…I was kind of flattered."

the possibility that when todd showed up in game, after that cutscene he went to talk to mirror like "this 10 year old just started following me and wont go away, pls help. what do i do?????"

this unsupervised 10 year old just followed a ~30 year old man into the wilderness and somehow just declares todd is mentor (and took the research team pin from todd to ''borrow''). this is a hostage situation. todd is the hostage.

the idea that perhaps todd just got back from a long expedition and was glad to be back and spend time with mirror, except this kid started following him around and wont leave him alone or go away, and then when he got to the lab there were two more kids there. how the fuck am i supposed to get it on with mirror when we have little alone time and when we finally do we're constantly at risk of being interrupted and/or walked-in on. (that last part was mainly the premise of the fic i wanted to write. "these kids are a handful how are we supposed to have intimate time. especially bc they're all so young and have child energy levels and when they go to bed i am already fucking exhausted." i'm thinking it might work better as like a drabble collection, that way i don't have to adhere to a plot line and can pick and choose scenarios to write because i keep winding up with more scenario ideas that i can nearly piece together into a coherent timeline anymore.)

(also a bit that rita becomes suspicious that they are 100% fu.cking even though all that happened was mirror wasn't asleep up in his bed above the lab and fell asleep in one of the bungalows w/todd and then tried to cover it up like haha what no, i was checking on todd he's not feeling well uh… what? where are my pants? oh. oh i can't believe i just totally got out of bed and left the lab without my pants haha.) (todd and mirror just trying to keep their relationship a secrete out of fear of rumors spreading and it affecting the lab's funding, even though rumors definitely started ages ago but neither of them realize). (also todd doesn't trust phil to keep his mouth shut and doesn't like the optics of the random 10 year old who started following him (UNSUPERVISED) just blabbing to his parents about how his cool mentor is dating the professor at the lab like yikes that could end badly worst case scenario.)

(i like the idea of mirror playing along with todd's ki.nk, albeit a little awkward sometimes (not very good at being intentionally 'sexy' about it, but that's not what todd wants anyways bc it's already inherenty sexy for him). Phill has a message "I barely get half the stuff the professor talks about. Do you?" and i can only image if he said that to todd

todd: （人*´∀｀）i know it's hot

phil: what)

anyways i hope you don't mind me rambling even more on your asks like this. last time i totally just cut chunks out to be smaller but this time… i'm going to leave things in rip.