#marcus elliot

[sinister-things]

Baynton Nation, I have a very serious question to ask:

[yonder-yonder]

The first season did not prepare me for how morally grey Chris actually is. I mean, look at him - he's literally the devil half of the time (what with being a lawyer and all). He really could have had it all - he's smart enough - but he didn't - he chose shortcuts, cowardice, exploit of others, lies and judgment.

So here's why Chris is actually the absolute best.

Everything he's done since S1E06 could've been a part of his ingenious plan (which resolved in the last episode). And that would make him Tim's guarding angel, full time.

Every time Chris finds out that Tim's in danger, he rushes to help him. He literally drops anything he's doing (hockey practice) and shakes hands with anyone - with the people he despises, if needs must - and he helps Tim.

And he's had a lot of time to get his fabulous brain around Tim's problem with Marcus. Chris knew how much it meant to Tim. He also knew Tim didn't stand a chance of winning the custody. So he devised a long, detailed plan.

Chris would get Marcus into trouble, resulting in Tim rescuing him and growing in Marcus's eyes. He would make Tim more confident in himself - with Caitlyn and in comparison with himself. He would make it blatantly clear to Marcus how important a decent relationship is - Marcus's feelings towards Justine came to a high point when she had to move houses. And I believe it was Chris who made her family move houses. That was the only win-win option - the one where Marcus doesn't choose between his parents. The one where Tim doesn't get his heart broken again, where he keeps both Marcus and his job. The one where Chris is there to supervise it all.

And it's just like in Good Omens: even though Chris strives towards helping all around himself and lets his deeds go unseen, he's still a little shit.

[cc-tinslebee]

All Scream media is connected in my heart

Scream movies? Obviously they’re following the same characters as they’re being tracked down and attacked by different people doning the Ghostface mask.

MTV Scream? Lakewood is chilling over in Louisiana with their own problems. Noah’s vaguely aware of the Stab franchise but finds it really distasteful. He is the biggest Randy stan for miles though.

Scream Season 3? Those are cheap Spirit Halloween Ghostface costumes if I’ve ever seen on (I have. I own one). Marcus chose the costume in the store before he ever saw Stab because it looked cool and he knew it was iconic. Beth is also 100% a Stab fan, and may or may not have been on the Stab Reddits Richie and Amber would eventually frequent.

[jamiewintons]

Marcus: Hello Chris. 1996 called, it wants its clothes back.

Chris: Hey Marcus. 2090 called, you’re dead and you wasted your time on Earth.

[rocks-in-my-vodka]

when that dance battle started in the first episode, i for real was just ready to accept that that was what they were doing. like yea. dance it out, you little funkies

[jastard]

Yeah so we're doing flesh yaoi again

[sheawritesstuff]

Redacted Pet Headcanons

[In no particular order]

Aggro is a black persian cat with yellow-golden eyes

Wampus is a short-haired white cat with orange tabby spots

Ivan had a green and gray conure growing up

Asher won a goldfish at a fair once and killed it by trying to feed it bacon bits

Marie spoils Aggro like she would a human grandchild

Sam had an old cattle dog he had to leave behind in Mont Blanc

Anton has a soft spot for senior animals and has adopted several throughout his life

David grew up with a basset hound but it died not long after Gabe did

Ollie's parents have a crusty-eyed white dog

Aaron has always wanted a rottweiler but has never had the time to actually take care of one

Elliot has a bearded dragon

Caelum once made a list of reasons Gavin and Freelancer should adopt a puppy because he wanted a reason to come visit them more

Camelopardalis loves snakes but doesn't like feeding them mice, so he's never had one of his own

Sam grew up raising chickens and always named them so he could refer to them all respectfully

Vincent has never had a pet but he spent a decent chunk of his childhood and adolescence visiting and volunteering at animal shelters

Geordi had a terrarium of insects that were very well taken care of

Lasko got a puppy for his birthday once but his mom got mad at him and took it to the pound a few weeks later

Huxeley's moms feed the deer in their yard every day and some of them still recognize Hux when he comes to visit

Damien had a hampster in middle school - he refuses to give details on what happened to it

Guy's family has what can only be described as an army of golden retrievers

Marcus had a gecko that would just lay on his shoulder while he went about his day

[lasaraconor]

[isabelleneville]

♕ @dailytudors​: TUDOR WEEK 2023 ♕

Day Four: Favourite Male Tudor Family Member >> 2/3 - Henry VII, King of England

[t4llhum4n]

Redacted Audio bois as some of my favorite irl fits!

Cut for your convenience bc this shit is longggg

Apologies in advance for the camera quality in a few of these! Half of them are from my old phone.

I originally was thinking Gavin or Vincent, but this is deffo an Asher vibe

Now THIS is giving Gavin

I'm thinking Elliot, but I don't know why

David. No fucking question.

Well I was GOING to say James, but after staring at it, I'm thinking Milo

Blake. I can't elaborate.

As much as I dislike the guy, I'm getting Marcus

ACK the blur. But this is Elliot too.

Yep yep I feel it this is Cam

Aaaand last one! I'm stuck between Morgan and James

This was fun! Gotta admit, I'm a little nervous about showing my face, but I really liked this idea, so I did it :D

I have a few more I wanted to do, but I reached the photo limit lol

[yonder-yonder]

Felt the need to accomplish something, so here's a PDB page of Spy (2011). Any suggestions?

And - is it Elliot or Elliott? Haven't found any substantial evidence :(

[antlerqueer]

“And you? You're just meat and spandex. And I bet you don't want the whole world watching when I prove that to you.”

The Umbrella Academy (2019 -). s03e01.

[italovision]

The Umbrella Academy: Season Three

[rocks-in-my-vodka]

god hates klaus bc he keeps dying and showing up in the afterlife with the snarkiest attitude and god, a little teen girl with yellow flowers and a bicycle, has to keep directing him to his after life epiphanies each time. i cannot believe this isn’t some wild hc but actual canon

[jastard]

Do people here like flesh yaoi