#marites?

[luhamokaininko]

saur i kinda been thinking of milo being filo and now i think marie was also filipino and before she moved to the US she was called 'marites' or 'mare' as a nickname AND SHE ALWAYS WAS THAT ONE PERSON WHO KNEW ALL THE DRAMA LIKE???? MARIE?? MARITES?? IT MAKES SM SENSE😭😭

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[stonelions]

i was thinking the other day how we tend to draw cas and dean (correctly tbh) like

but in doing so we are betraying another fundamental dynamic of theirs which is more like,

[ex-n1hilo]

Dance with death!

[wink-and-whisper]

"I'm okay with it, too .."

[gleafer]

To make up for the possibly trauma I have caused with the ANGSTAGEDDON comic.

And They Lived Happily Ever After.

[jheyjette]

Chilchuck is such a fascinating character, because every time you learn something new about him, it’s like you’re being punched in the gut. Like, the first time you see him, you’re all “Aww, look at this lil’ guy. Isn’t he cute? Aw, he hates being treated like a kid. He’s probably already in his late teens or early twenties or something. One of those Older Than They Look type characters right?”

And then you find out that he’s almost thirty. He’s older than Laios. And you’re like, okaaaaay, that’s a little older than I expected, but that definitely explains why he hates being treated like a kid so much.

And then much, much later you find out that he has a wife and kids. And you’re just sitting there like, huh, okay. Okaaaaay. Well, this really, really, really explains why he doesn’t like being treated like a kid. He’s a dad. He’s experienced the ups and downs of parenthood. He’s the only character in the group that’s canonically had sex. Okay. Yeah. Wowza.

And then shortly after you find out that he’s his race’s equivalent of a middle-aged man, and it’s like, okaaaaay. That recontextualizes a lot of things. He’s a middle-aged man trapped in a twelve-year-old’s body. Okay. Yeah. Wowee. Gee willickers.

And you think that’s it. You think that nothing else could top that. And then the bicorn chapter comes rolling in with a steel chair and you find out that his wife left him and all three (count that, three) of his daughters are fully grown adults. And as you’re reeling back from all of this new information, they deliver one last final slap to your face.

Chilchuck was a teen parent.

But what makes this all so funny, so fascinating, is that Chilchuck arguably has the most normal backstory out of anyone in the group. And if he was literally any other race, tallman, elf, dwarf, whatever, this information would still be surprising, sure, but it wouldn’t hit the same way it does when he’s a half-foot. Ryoko Kui really said, You know what would be funny? If I made the party’s token grumpy middle-aged man, father of three, look like this:

And she's right. It's very funny.

[collegeboysam]

armand walking in serving cunt with the bitchy blade runner sunglases on and a little smirk like "hehe, haha, huhu even" without knowing his (ex??) boyfriends traumabonded and unionized in the single hour it took him to hunt a crypto bro for sport is the funiest scene in iwtv so far

[reallyironking]

Ts SWEET MARITS

[qifreyplushie]

freaks of natureee ... very icky, no good

[magnificentmicrowave]

here i go posting freak shit at freak hours

[asexual--slut]

NEED a man to marry me, move us cross country (no job, no support system), destroy my T and birth control, get me pregnant, get me pregnant, get me pregnant, get me pregnant, and lead us in living a very traditional straight domestic life forever <3<3<3

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Ontario NDP Leader Marit Stiles used provocative language to describe Premier Doug Ford’s recent scandals and dared him to take her to court if he disagrees. Standing outside the Ontario Legislative Chamber, Stiles called the premier “corrupt” and claimed the premier is preoccupied with making government-funded deals “that only benefit his insider friends.” “This is a corrupt government,” Stiles charged. “This is a corrupt premier.” Stiles pointed to the recent Greenbelt scandal, which saw 7,400 acres of protected land opened for development in 2022, primarily benefitting developers who were suspected of having insider access to the government. [...]

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[rejectingrepublicans]

[shkika]

What was it like for W1 when they first decided to merge together? Did either have any doubt before hand?

At first it was an over sensory nightmare! Both can FEEL every limb and MOVE every limb. They uh.. needed some time.

The only doubt they had before merging together was if they'd survive it. Extracting a brain and shoving it next to yours is. scary!!!

[josephus-miller]

hannibal thinks he's putting clarice in a jar and studying her like a bug and clarice thinks she's putting hannibal in a jar and studying HIM like a bug and they're both correct