#married couple 😂

[hazbinbossbrainrot]

How I would imagine after Angel Dust is redeemed:

*Someone knocks on the door*

Husk: “Angel Dust? Can you get that?”

* The spider gives no response, continues reading his book*

Husk: Angel!

. . .

Husk: Ugh! For fuck sake…” He gets ready to call out to him again. “ANTHONY!”

Anthony: “Jesus fuckin' Christ! WHAT?!”

Husk: “The door?”

Anthony: “Oh, why didn’t ya just say so in the first place?”

Husk: “I did! Why didn’t you answer—“ He begins to realise where he went wrong.

Anthony: “I gotta say who is this Angel Dust character? I’m jealous.”

[cake-chad]

Kremy being down bad for Gideon will never not be funny

[bahoreal]

bbc ghosts panel at mcm, laurence confirmed that robins name is "roh", and if asked his name he would say "roh" but humphrey decided that roh was short for something and introduces him as robin 😭

[winnie-the-monster]

“Well, then I’m stuck here.”

“Fine, because I need my truck back.”

“Fine but that leaves you with the mattress.”

“I’m not taking the mattress.”

“Then let me take the truck.”

“That means you take the mattress.”

“I can’t take the mattress.”

“Then you can’t take the truck.”

“But that sticks you with the mattress.”

“If you take the truck, it comes with the mattress.”

“I can’t take the mattress.”

“Then you can’t have the truck.”

“And that leaves you with the mattress.”

“We’ve been here before.”

“I recognize that tree.”

[tennis-kittens]

Laver Cup 2022 • Federer/Nadal vs. Sock/Tiafoe • 2nd changeover (X)

[perhaps-in-anotherdream]

The calls contain important references from Victor’s Glacier Date. So, please make sure you read the date first! ♡

⌚ This post contains detailed spoilers for content yet to be released on the global server! ⌚

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[1st Call]

Victor: I was in a video conference just now and couldn’t pick up your call.

Victor: Anyway, I’d really like to know what on earth is it that happened to a certain someone?

Victor: Why did I receive a bunch of crying and rolling around memes the second I turned on my phone? 

MC: That… it’s actually not that big a deal.

MC: It’s just that I really don’t want to come to work anymore, sob sob sob sob––!

Victor: …

Victor: I seem to have heard the exact words more than once.

Victor: Why is it that every time a vacation ends, a certain someone always adheres to making this complaint without exception?

MC: Because every time I come back to work on the first day, it feels like being in hell!

MC: And especially since we were away for so long this time, it’s really like I’ve returned to the hell inside the hell!

MC: We received feedback on the previous works, and now we have to do follow-ups on them. At the same time, we also have to prepare for new projects.

MC: We still haven’t landed on a schedule regarding when I’ve to go to LFG to submit the quarterly report, so I still have to check with Goldman…

MC: By the way, the report I missed before the vacation, I’ll email it to you later at…

Victor: I remember it’s supposed to be the lunch break at [MC’s Company Name] right now.

MC: Eh?

Victor: I mean, how come a certain someone who says she doesn’t want to work is calling me and still talking about work?

MC: …!!

MC: In fact, there are, of course, also other things outside of work that I want to talk to you about~

MC: For instance… uhh… for instance, I think the sky doesn’t look good today, and there’s a good chance that it might rain!

Victor: It will indeed rain, but it’s gonna stop around 7 pm.

Victor: Have you forgotten? You put the umbrella in my bag in the morning.

MC: Sob sob, it turns out that I already reminded you… I’m dizzy from all the work rush.

MC: …by the way, Pudding hasn’t been eating very actively lately. So, I opened a can for it in the morning, and its appetite seemed to have improved a little~

Victor: That’s just its habitual trick, and it does the same thing every time it gets a craving for canned food.

Victor: And you are the only one it still manages to fool every time.

MC: …that’s because it calls out so pitifully every time! Oh, there’s also…

Victor: All right, no need to rack your brain to divert the subject.

Victor: Just now, I simply wanted to remind you to not get bogged down in work all day long. Occasionally, you should also hop around a little bit and let your mind rest for a while.

Victor: Let’s end the chat here for now. My next meeting is about to start.

Victor: Do you still have to work overtime tonight?

MC: Mm, I need to work over…

Victor: Remember to text me when you’re almost finished. Don’t worry, I’ll bring late-night snacks as comfort.

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[2nd Call]

Starts at – 2:07

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Victor: Are you working overtime tonight?

MC: No. It just happens that I can get off work on schedule. Just need five more minutes, and I’ll be able to sneak out of here~

Victor: That’s good. Come with me when you’re done, and we’ll go together to pick up the car.

Victor: The 4S store contacted me in the afternoon and said that the maintenance has been done and it’s good to be received today.

MC: Okay!

MC: It drove us through the desert and onto the glaciers. It was indeed time for it to take proper rest.

MC: By the way, has the scratch on the front of the car been repaired too?

Victor: It’s fixed. That was especially taken care of to make it exactly the same as before.

Victor: Or perhaps we could leave it as it was. You know, as a commemoration of a certain dummy’s driving skills.

MC: Victor! There’s no need for this kind of commemoration!

MC: Besides, I got it scruffed just that one time… all my parallel parking was perfect after that!

Victor: It was indeed perfect. It’s just that the duration became directly proportional to the result.

Victor: I had finished reading several emails, and a certain someone was still staring into the rearview mirror, meticulously adjusting the steering wheel.

MC: I was just being cautious, that’s all! Haven’t you heard of the saying, “it is better to be late in this world than to be early in the next”~

Victor: I’ve indeed heard of it. But if I remember correctly, this is a slogan to exhort drivers against running red lights.

Victor: A certain someone trying to use that as a justification for dilly-dallying while parking doesn’t seem very convincing.

MC: CEO Victor, you don’t need to poke holes into such small, insignificant details.

MC: How come you happen to notice all my occasional mistakes... my driving skills clearly aren’t that bad.

MC: You probably don’t know. You were so comfortable that you were actually snoring when we were on the highway~

Victor: ...okay, let’s assume that you’re telling the truth.

MC: What assume... what I said is exactly what happened! I’ll most definitely be the driver next time and wipe clean the “bad” impression you have of me.

MC: But calculating the time, it’ll be quite a while before we go on our next trip...

Victor: It doesn’t need to be quite a while. You can experience that one more time today.

MC: What?

Victor: It doesn’t only have to be the self-drive tours. You can also practice your skill on the route to when we go to work and return home.

Victor: I didn’t drive up here today, all so to give a certain someone the opportunity to “prove herself.”

Victor: All right, five minutes have passed. Come to LFG now. I’ll be waiting for you downstairs.

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[salehasposts]

( Alice & Tarrant )

At that moment, the wife Alice knew she f****d up, by not believing in her husband Tarrant…..

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 <3

They both look like husband and wife.

Tarrant acts like a husband here, he’s like “I don’t even know who my wife is anymore, she’s not my wife, my Alice that I fell in love with, she lost her muchness”

she acts like a wife here, comforting and worried about her husband, that’s so sweet, she even sounds like a wife saying “my darling, my dear husband, what can I do? , just tell me anything, I’ll do it!”

You know when I was a kid, watching it for the first time I always thought they were a married couple, who were just having rough patches 🥺 now that I’m 20, I still do believe they are married couple because they do and act like a ✨ married couple ✨

[because-i-am-barely-even-human]

Slightly drunk Ramon Diaz at one of the close family gatherings

Ramon: You know I don't believe in signs from the universe and whatnot...

Buck: Sounds familiar.

Ramon: ... but I think Eddie was always destined to be a firefighter.

Eddie: Thanks, dad. That's- that's really nice of you *touched*

Helena: Oh, no. No, no, no, please stop talking.

Eddie: What mom? This again? You think I'm not good enough for my job?

Helena: Honey, that is NOT what I mean-

Eddie: I thought we were past this!

Helena: We are, Eddie, of course we are! It's not what you think.

Eddie: Then what?

Helena: Sweety, trust me, you really don't want to know what's this about.

Eddie: I'm confused.

Buck: I'm kinda curious now.

Ramon: ... AS I WAS SAYING, the firefighting is in your blood, mijo. Did you know I was a firefighter in EPFD for, like, two years?

Eddie: Wow. No, you never told me or girls that. Why did you stop?

Ramon: I got fired. It was worth it.

Helena: Älskling, I'm begging you to stop talking.

Buck: I bet there's a story there.

Ramon: You goddamn right there is!

Eddie: What happened?

Ramon: It was your fault!

Eddie: Excuse me?!

Ramon: I got fired 'cuz our Edmundo was conceived in a fire TRUCK!

So, Eddie, mijo. You too, Evan! If my next grandkid is gonna be conceived in a firehouse, make sure you don't get caught, don't repeat my mistakes.

Eddie:

Buck:

Eddie: Mom?! *traumatized*

Helena:

[setsunasknife]

My favorite thing is watching genin Sasusaku act the exact same. They both get so annoyed and team up on Naruto.

[liar-or-lawyer]

[dragons-and-magic]

Does anyone else ship Frankie and Hurricane? I'm curious.

[bradshawsbaby]

No surprise that the Tellers had the most stunning looking wedding 🤍

[celebrate-lesbianism]

The U-Haul stereotype has always reeked of projection to me because I know multiple straight couples who got married and had whole ass kids in under 365 days

[lunarlegend]

Older Stella, after a completely ridiculous purchase: "It was on sale, Iggy!" D:

Older Ignis, absolutely incredulous: "...Your cousin owns the entire continent!"

[hazbinbossbrainrot]

Moxxie & Stolas legitimately both metaphorically said “I am Blitz 2.0”in this episode 😂

[pranparakul-siridechawat]

grandpa putting music and disco lights in their bedroom so they can get their freak on is killing me 😂😂😂