#marvel i will be SUING.

[iamhereonlytobeanunstableshipper]

The way they have me LOSING MY MIND. Yes, I know he was not only talking about Mobius. But I also know that Mobius is the only person from that group that Loki has called a friend. And we know how Loki is with admitting feelings, he's not the best at that.

Loki cannonigally wants Mobius. I'm fine, tho. I'm great.

[annabelle--cane]

this is my fan fusion design for pearl and jasper, her name is "izzy hands" and her gem weapon is her golden unicorn leg

[daisy-mooon]

There aren't enough Prince Yan fics. He has a sword. He has impeccable fashion style. He has long hair. He's probably bisexual. He literally sings. He's a Disney prince. Carol could probably get him pregnant. Do you guys see the vision.

[superhusbands4ever]

I like the theory that Loki is stuck in a time loop in the TVA and if that’s the case, this episode should have been called The Bad Ending because apparently they made all the wrong choices on this little pre-written choose your own adventure and I hope the next episode Loki will start back at the beginning of it when he first comes to the TVA.

Honestly, if the ending twist is that a Kang is still controlling all of this and they just THINK this is free will, I would not be surprised. The whole show is giving 12 Monkeys vibes and it would lead fantastically into Kang Dynasty.

Loki to Sylvie: we have free will now which means we get to choose and we have to choose to fix this!

Kang and OB, Probably: *evil laughter*

[blinday]

*appears perfectly intact but bawling my eyes out* whaa.... blorbo.... hurts.....

[hecckyeah]

WHAT

What

W H A T

exCUSE ME

WHAT

[spider-man-2o99]

miguel voice Hahaa quit playing mind games you ass ill shocking kill you. if you ever shocking pull a stunt like this again i am turning your insides into your outsides tyler . 

[ask-cloverfield]

I don’t know exactly when the shift started but there is a fun thing in the 80’s Spider-Man books where Peter gets more serious about photography as a career and suddenly has to account that for years he had intentionally built up the image of himself as an incredibly unethical photographer.

[faelapis]

everything everywhere all at once interests me greatly, and i have heard only positive things about it, but it has one of the worst most generic descriptions i've ever heard

it's literally like "oh cool, you and every marvel movie"

[grandapplewit]

I desperately want an AU where Lan Qiren helps his sister-in-law (yet unnamed) escape Cloud Recesses with her children, but for various reasons finds he can’t join them as he’d originally planned. After a long handful of years, a devastated woman begs him to take her infant daughter somewhere she’d be safe, from both her husband and the baby’s father. Lan Qiren, now the proud father of one lovely Lan Su, makes it his mission to hunt down all of Jin Guangshan’s illegitimate children and give them (and their mothers) the best life he possibly can.

[doc-oswald]

Never gonna forgive the internet for pushing Carol x Valkyrie when they never even spoke to each other while overlooking CarolMaria who raised a child together and then making ValCarol the more popular ship.

[annabelle--cane]

right so I finally caught up on the last couple draculas after being in the deadline vortex for a few days. and I'd been seing people talk about dracula singing a song called "inside you" and thus was expecting a certain amount of double-entendre. and reader. I was still unprepared.

[cazimagines]

Ya'll already I can not wait for the thunderbolts movie. Hopefully lots more Zemo content and with the other amazing characters. It will be perfect 😍

[jrueships]

Sauce putting a dramatic zoom-in of his and Ja'Marr's little slap fight in the trailer for his documentary is so funny to me. Also do you think he actually has permission to use all these NFL clips on his youtube channel that he monetizes? Would love to see him get sued, great publicity strategy for the doc 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍

society when sauce finally gets sued for being a sinister sauce evader and has to sell his stupid beanie for survival

[sylvanas-girlkisser]

Like every year, I'm toying with the idea of doing nanowrimo, and for my current idea I need names that read as immediately and obviously from the US without actually saying they're from the US (which doesn't exist).

Here's what I've been able to gather about US naming conventions so far:

Consist of 2-3 separate names

The last name is usually treated like a surname, but the name used there could also have been used as a first name.

Tendency to take otherwise pretty names and turn them ugly (Stefan -> Steven, Madeleine -> Maddie, Valeria -> Vee, Joshua/Josef -> Josh, Mathæus/Mathias/Matti -> Matthew)

Names will occassionally have suffix -son attached for no clear reason

Tendency for "I want people to know my child is the most special and beautiful child there ever was" names (James, Chloe, Ethan, Dylan, Jennifer, Jack, Julia, the list goes on).

Anyways here is my work in progress of clearly and obviously USA-ian names:

Konrad Svend Rickard

Maddie Maddison Maddie

Amanduson Dokkemannson

Ethan Dylan Jennifer Jack Julia Jamison Chloe

Skleeb Sk'Beep

[highlifeboat]

who knew movies about space wizards could get so passionate

I mean

Have you seen certain movie fans?

Some people take this stuff way too seriously imo (general statement) (for the recond I think melthedwarf was kinda joking too pff)