#maybe I should write it

[theotherpacman]

can I get a uhhhhhh jon goes back in time after the tma finale, still has all his avatar powers, kills jonah, and this ends up supernaturally forcing him to be the head of the institute?

everyone is baffled. jon sims, that asshole from research, gets promoted to head of the archival department out of nowhere even though he is NOT qualified and then, just a few short months later, gets promoted to head of the INSTITUTE??? and elias goes MISSING???? they're not saying jon threatened/murdered elias and took his job but they are,,, all sort of thinking it

tim is furious. sasha is concerned about the whole situation. martin is worried about jon.

jon meanwhile has to figure out how to keep the institute running (so his employees, bound to the watcher, don't fucking die) when the place is 95% funded by avatars who were in elias's pocket and see jon as either a threat or unworthy of their time

[hannibard]

In almost all yennskier fics there's an element of geraskier, them being exes or Jaskier having unrequited feelings for Geralt, and while that's fine and all, I'm desperate for some fics WITHOUT geraskier, with Jaskier having to deal with all the angst that comes with being in love with your best friend's girlfriend/ex bc even if Yennefer loved him back, Jaskier is too loyal to Geralt to ever do anything about it.

Imagine them all traveling together post Voleth Meir and Jaskier and Yennefer desperately trying to hide their feelings while failing a bit more each day.

Imagine the secret lingering looks and gentle touches and maybe a kiss or two when they're left alone and can't hold back.

Imagine Jaskier writting song after song about her and having to lie when Geralt and Ciri ask who it's about. Yennefer would pretend not to know.

Imagine Jaskier going back to his usual manwhore self, sleeping with any willing person around except Yennefer and imagine Yennefer slowly giving in to Geralt's attempts to get back together, hoping her feelings for him will rekindle one day. Imagine the jealousy!

[wilhelmsbee]

Maybe if he wasn’t the prince :(

[feral-sylki]

I feel like Sylvie’s McDonalds coworkers will never let her live down that the very first thing she said to them was seriously, literally, and 100% unironically “please don’t serve me rat, or anything alive, or anything with a face” like. I know they won’t know unless she tells them that she was 100% serious but like. if that was my customer turned coworker I’d definitely remember. The amount of “hey Sylvie do you remember”s she’ll get would be hilarious

[future-dregs]

I wishing could draw. I just had a flash of Sam picking ditch wildflowers and sticking them down the neck of an old beer bottle

[onthat611beat]

posted some fire fics while you were gone btw. skibidi toilet reader x akito was a hit 🔥

i read it actually ….. it was ……………….. cute!

[camdoesnothingright]

I need a long enjoltaire fic where they’re both jewish

[koco-coko]

renegade and the reckoners as vampires

HEAR ME OUT

you ever think about how seemlessly the Renegades (Marissa Meyer) and the Reckoners (Brandon Sanderson) could transform into vampires/vampire hunter aus???

The Reckoners is the easiest, just make Epics vampires. High Epics -> Elder Vampires and Minor Epics -> lesser. Just turn the Gifters into people who can turn others into vampires. It's so easy and IMAGINE THE GOTHIC AESTHETIC?? IMAGINE PROF TIA ABRAHAM AND DAVID WEARING 1700S CLOTHING?? PROF'S LAB COAT REPLACED WITH SOMETHING MORE AKIN TO THOSE LONG PIRATE COATS???

And the Renegades is the same way! Instead of heroes and villians with superpowers it becomes: the Anacharists (+ otherd obviously) are vampires, and the Renegades are just vampire hunters. And so the Renegades can still keep that "ehh kinda sus" structure it could be a passed down tradition so it's more exclusive and people trying to enter are often mocked since there would be those with 3 generations of vampire hunters (probably Genissa lets be fr) compared to Oscar or Ruby who are newbies to the busniess and had to be selected/handpicked (so the trials thing still exists, tho maybe it works more like the hunger games where its random or something similar, so keeping the "hey renegades arent that good of a group" thing going)

So yeah if anyone wants to write these feel free I just needed to point out how seemlessly these superhero/superpower stories can transfer into vampire tales and still keep the story beats and themes for the most part

[kendyzzlewp]

not me daydreaming about art dating a popstar but forcing her to keep it hidden from the world and she writes him a song and basically out their relationship to a whole arena (60k+ fans)

should i write this?

also listen to Secret Love Song by Little Mix lol

[henryclaremontdiaz]

on a plane so of course thinking about alex and henry joining the mile high club 😌

[youraverageaemondsimp]

The lack of aemond x reader x alys fics is baffling like bro let me get my back blown by aemond while I suck on milf alys tiddies 🥺🥺🥺

[lonely-night]

every time I think of a headcanon and I have such a good time brainrotting by myself but then I realise I really miss brainrotting with others and I'm sad again

[velidewrites]

Bone Carver showing up to Lucien as Helion💀😂 the tea omg😂 someone said they believe that the Bone Carver, Weaver and the Suriel were a gossip circle spilling the tea to each other about Feysand.

This would be so funny Anon I can’t stop laughing

[femmeidiot]

Tell me why I’m creating a little gay romcom in my head inspired by these two random girls on tiktok.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

[wordsofwilderness]

Wames