#maybe?...

[drhenryblack]

So I rewatched DS: MOM (Doctor Strange: The Multiverse of Madness) and...

Why the fuck didn't Wanda and Stephen just...fuck. Bro could have given her children the good old-fashioned way, and she would've been happy with it. Why the whole multiversal drama? And even better, just get hitched bitch! She would've gotten a family, and he would've gotten love. It would have been consensual, motherfucker!

Or maybe I've watched too much MatPat...

[the3rdprotector]

Just walking down the streets.. I won't do anything, I promise

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[foxynez]

The new survivor though 😩🥵

daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry i mean daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry i mean daddy?

[zaez2020]

If everyone is talking about Gloom, then why isn't anyone talking about it?

[zaez2024]

Я не знаю

I didn't know what to do at 2 am

💥

[nayialovecat]

Good news for all SATIM fans: today I tidied up my sketches and I think I finally managed to arrange a reasonable order of strips for the next few updates… So if I manage to find time to make linearts - next week you can expect the first one. If.

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[qrowscant]

its been about 6 months

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[charlesoberonn]

This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.

[w1lmuttart]

The lake town

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[the-last-teabender]

A little something for Linguistics Tumblr.

So the Crunchyroll newsroom isn't a "room" so much as a Slack channel. We have news writers all over the US, in Australia, and in Japan. This means we have something akin to 'round-the-clock coverage, but it also means that our schedules respective to each other are skewed. For example, when the East Coast contingent is starting their day, the Japan contingent is shutting down for the evening.

Because of that, we started experimenting with greetings that could apply when Party A was coming in for the morning and Party B was leaving for the night. One person came up with "konbarning": a combination of "good morning" and "konban wa" ("good evening" in Japanese). It stuck.

Over the following months, "konbarning" got shortened to "barning" and other permutations. Now, a year or some later, this is how we announce our arrival:

[froody]

“can straight men be romantically and sexually attracted to men?” sure, I’m not a cop

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

[amygdalae]

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg