#me and my mom always fighting
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The Hobbit, incorrect quotes
The dwarfs and y/n scary mother
*walks outside*
Y/n: Thorin you really didn't need to-
Thorin: Of course! They need to know their place!
Y/n: My mother bickers with me all the time! It’s really no big deal, I'm used to it!
Thorin: And because of that you deserve more respect than anyone!
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*When they having the meeting in Bilbo's house*
Bofur: The dragon is really dangerous and scary so fighting it will cost us our lives…
Y/n: Even scarier than my mom?
Everyone: *silence*
Bofur: Oh Hey! Couldn't we have brought with us y/n mother? Then-
Everyone: NO!!
Thorin: If we asked y/n mother to come with us, nobody would join us on this quest.
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*Y/n tries to sneak out during the night*
Thorin: And where are you going?
Y/n: I-i’ll just go out for a small night stroll…
Thorin: With Fili and Kili? Do you think that I haven't heard your plans for the night? You three aren’t exactly quiet.
Thorin: I’ll tell your mother.
Y/n: Wait? Are you using my mother against me?
Thorin: Her anger is very useful to make sure young people don't do anything stupid.
Y/n: i’ll tell her you stepped on her favorite necklace and broke it
Thorin: *sweating nervously* Please don’t, it was an accident..
Fili and Kili: *standing outside and tries to hold in their laughter*
#me and my mom always fighting#scary mother lol#everyone is scared of angry mom#you know the angry mother meme with the t-rex?#incorrect quotes#the hobbit incorrect quotes#dwarf#hobbit#Thorin#fili#kili#thorin x reader#bofur#thorin oakenshield#kili and fili#the hobbit dwarf#the hobbit funny#master-muffinn
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something sowmthing the kageyama brothers + their blue eyed weirdboys
#mob psycho 100#mob psycho#mp100#mob psycho fanart#mp100 fanart#shou suzuki#teruki hanazawa#shigeo kageyama#terumob#ritshou#ive been watching it with my mom + i forgot how funny teru is#hes strange i luv that freak#i love when he gets sooo smug on mob's behalf#always saying stuff like 'heh... ur first mistake was picking a fight with This guy 😼...'#boy u have me laughing out loud#i h8 his hair i cant draw him without him looking like bakugo#my mom hates reigen a little its so funny#shes always like 'mhm u tell him dimple ☝🙄' when dimple bullies him
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Soda stroking Pony's hair and calling him "honey" is something that can be so personal actually.
#''is somebody sick? is darry sorry that i'm sick?'' 😭#i have a lot of favorite sibling duos but for some reason i forget about pony and soda#i always related to soda though. him being the middle man and all.#i remember one time my mom and brother were fighting in the car and they both were like ''emily--which one of us is right??''#and it immediately made me think of soda and how he ran away when pony and darry were fighting#The Outsiders
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apollo doesn’t like goiabinha i think i’m gonna have to put him down guys 😔
#icarus speaks#apollo cameo#whenever i grab myself smth i brought over from brasil#i’ve gotten into the habit of letting them have a nibble#just to try. to share my culture#he’s had mostly positive reactions but he did NOT like this one#it was really funny akfjsjf#and also means more for me ^_^ bc back at home i always fight with my mom for em
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was rewatching nekoma v nohebi and honestly. you will NEVER have a funnier match. you’ve got this group of third-years, a group of ALMOST ADULTS, and they’re like “lol let’s completely trash on these pipsqueak fifteen-year-olds that seems like the Right Way of doing things” except one of those fifteen-year-olds is just. SUPERBLY overconfident to the point where discovering the power of TEAMWORK, in a TEAM SPORT, is like a mind-blowing revelation that he has never once considered before in his entire LIFE and he’s like “HOLY SHIT I’VE CRACKED THE CODE” when he really just needed to take a step back from being a shallow asshat (which i say with the greatest affection possible) and now he’s like “wow teamwork is GREAT why haven’t i done this before” and it’s just HILARIOUS to watch it play out
#maybe it’s just bc when i was younger one of the things my mom always lectured me on was being the bigger person#being a good older sibling#she was always like ‘now what’s the point of picking a fight with someone younger than you’#that’s what makes nekoma v nohebi so funny to me#sou says stuff#haiba lev#daishou suguru#gah i’m too tired to tag the others this will do for now#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#nekoma#nohebi
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THE MILFS ARE FIIIIIIIIIGHTINGGGGGGGGGG
#feh#and. sothis#i feel legally obligated to join henriette's team obviously#and you know as far as moms go henriette isn't bad! just a bit absent (obvs due to the nature of her position)#but also something that has always stuck w me about her is ..... there is something off. about her.#like i don't think she's a bad person or even a bad mom. she just seems like. she's hiding something.#i have always been equally put off and intrigued by her.#LIKE. OKAY ANOTHER THOUGHT i think i've voiced before but when sharena comes off as 'fake nice'#it doesn't FEEL fake. it feels overplayed and forced but it's so geniune actually. she is just fighting for her life#to pass a social interaction and make a new friend#meanwhile henriette's 'fake nice' feels like. she knows something all of us don't. she knows something that died w gustav.#she has always felt. foreboding.#also doesn't help though that i inherently distrust mother figures LMFAOOOOO#LIKE. coin flip between 'oh she's a good mom i'm gonna cry forever now' and setting off my fight or flight response LMFAO#no need to dig into that!#fe henriette#<- just for henriette thoughts
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#my mom is fighting for this guy so bad but i think its unacceptable#she's saying that he has too many good qualities to end things over that but like to me basic manners is kind of a huge deal lol#i dont want to be with someone who makes me feel bas abt my appearance#he expressed disappointment that i had brown eyes as well and is always trying to get me not to wear my glasses#but he's really smart and we agree on big moral issues and he's working on his law degree#which is why my parents love him#anyway#i know this is the dump his ass website but i'm asking#should i just tell him it was hurtful and give him another chance?#we've been dating about three weeks btw
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Whenever I watch Bad Batch, I watch it with my mom's cat, Snoopy, (who is currently isolated due to health and safety reasons)-
Anyways, she's a menace to society but she's really cute so I let things slide. She has this habit of,, fuckin biting and scratching me even when I'm doing absolutely nothing, so whenever I'm watching Bad Batch, if she's not having zoomies she's gnawing on me like I'm a bone.
But when I was watching the Juggernaut episode, halfway into the commandeering the vehicle scene I realized there was no little menace attacking me and I couldn't hear her bell zooming around the room.
Then I looked down and saw this:
For the ENTIRE scene of them in the vehicle, she was perfectly still and watching the show.
She only moved to look at me when I took these photos because my phone has a bell charm, but after that she went right back to watching the show.
It was so cute, I love indoctrinating our cats.
#i think she really liked the explosions#she's like omega though because she's been isolated for forever now due to multiple health reasons#she's alright now though!#currently recovering from surgery (hence the onesie)#but this cat has so much energy it's insane#and she is ALWAYS ready for a fight#this is the first time i caught her actually watching the show with me#she's my little padawan i love her#yeah my mom named her cat snoopy#tbb#tbb spoilers#tbb s3
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Kairi's unresponsiveness during the final battle in KH3 is so infuriating and so many of the excuses people make for it are utter crap to me... I don't think it should slide, but at least I can concede that she may have done nothing when Terranort attacked her because of her past with him, but not fighting back at all when Xemnas grabbed her? Bruh... literally all they did was say "we have Got to shove this girl in the fridge no matter what". Lea went through the same training as her and got his ass handed to him as well, but at least he had multiple things to fall back on when that failed (reuniting with Roxas and Xion, his whole deal with Isa). Kairi didn't even have that...........
#remember belle's reaction to xaldin in kh2... it's not even a matter of being too pure hearted or some other bs#they just needed her to be a helpless doll#and. like i said at least the terranort thing is excusable but everything else...#also. say whatever you want i will never Not think that it's a disgrace that it's always only girls who are put in the#''ohh i am and feel weak and insecure i'm not ready enough for this'' situation. talk to the wall#ESPECIALLY because. again. they literally went out of their way to make her as unresponsive as possible for Man Pain#so hers isn't even a matter of a simple subplot about overcoming insecurities or something... we are literally doing mysoginy 101...#and another thing. you expect me to believe that she couldn't shake off xemnas or even Try to when she was just fine fighting goatnort? 🫠🫠#''because sora was with her in that case <3'' i will kill you i Will. how could that be any good...#especially in light of what happens in MoM......#mytext#sorry. literally a plot crafted to infuriate me specifically...#when some of her stans are like ''why don't people care more about her. it must be because of SHIPS''......#because of ships stocazzo girl if i think about her for more than two seconds my veins start to pop because of how pissed i get#video games#kingdom hearts
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congrats, everyone, dickwing is officially yuri 🎉
steph: aaand got it!
dick: really? ah thank you steph, that looks great!
steph: so how are you going to edit it to look like you're... y'know, interacting?
dick: babs lost a bet and officially owes me one.
steph: ahaha, nice. send me the photo once its done, yeah?
dick: oh, of course.
tim, walking in: hey have you guys seen my-
dick:
steph:
tim: what are you doing?
steph: we, uh-
tim: did you guys superglue butterfly wings to my headphones
dick: well i mean, i use air pods and steph uses earbuds so it wouldn't have worked with-
tim: wait. wait. is this that vocaloid song.
steph: wait you know- i shouldn't be surprised actually that makes sense
dick: we didn't use glue, anyway. see, the wings come off just like-
tim: dick.
dick: ...yeah?
tim: you're not doing it again are you
dick:
dick: whatever could you mean, dearest brother of mine?
tim:
dick: have i ever told you you're my favorite sibling?
tim: give me one good reason not to report you to bruce right now.
dick:
dick: cause i'm your brother and you love me?
tim:
tim: yeah i'm telling
dick: WAIT WAIT NO- I'M NOT EVEN GONNA POST IT ANYWHERE PLEASE-
#had to figure out my own design for them for this art. yes nightwing has straight hair while dick doesnt#bruce: dick the batsignal is on we have to go#dick: give me a minute b my straightener is still heating up#dickwing#dc#nightwing#dick grayson#batfam#crazy's art#i think he doesn't always straighten his hair for crime fighting he only does it when he knows hes gonna make a public appearance#like nightwing appearing to give a speech or attend an event or something#he does it to try and appear as more of a bad boy but it doesnt really work#nightwing is a prettyboy trying to be a bad boy and dick is a bad boy trying to be a prettyboy#i am not immune to gap moe#nor am i immune to giving characters shitty little mustaches#also for my design notes: its not super well shown here since he's in profile but dick's bangs are shaped like an 's' cause he is at the en#of the day just a little superman fanboy#also i found out its very hard to get reference images for romani people! i know his parents' ethnicity change from comic to comic but i#personally am in the camp of 'his mom is romani but his dad is just white' and believe me i absolutely hate that i agree with tim seeley#while doing research to double check he was actually romani (cause its not brought up often and i wanted to make sure it wasnt just an#assumption based on the fact hes from the circus) i saw a tim seeley tweet where he said dick's mom is romani and his dad is american and#lemme tell you as a comics fan who chose tim seeley as my own comic author to irrationally hate that hurt me#granted i think tim seeley is a lot of nightwing fans 'comic author they hate' but just. heartbreaking guy w bad writing agrees w your hc#i got off on a tangent anyway dick grayson is my little stupid boy who is smarter than i am#crazwaz posted
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god i hate working a two person job being someone who doesn't miss or forget a thing with my coworker who idgafing through her life bc the way it hurts my pride when i have to also bear the burden of her not doing the job properly
#and my head of department just texted me likee well please be more careful next time (both of us)#and theres no way to just straight up tell him that i am always careful and i was not even there when that happened#well i still said that as carefully worded as possible bc theres no way im taking the blame for being careless#but i just hate it so much bc i always make sure everything is going properly i feel like im this girl's second team lead for fucks sake#i had a day off yesterday and just clocked in today and immediately have to listen how we didn't see important tasks#well there is no we actually i am fighting for my life#tbh this is such a minor unfairness but it still makes me feel million years worth of rage#and the situation at my mom's work is way more unfair to her genuinely i can't imagine how she is able to push through it#it's unrelated but it just crossed my mind. actually even with my shit coworker i am at least treated fairly in the eyes of my team lead#00
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why do people not talk about queer rage enough
#i am so mad at everything rn#and how it pertaind to my identity#how family and frienfd reacted to my identity throughout my life#how i have always be afraid#how my how life has been in fight or flight#how theres no one i can talk to in depth about my identitied#how my dtsphoria is just like my mom#how i have to talk around eggshells and one moment my dysphoria is fine and a feel good then i can blink and suddenly the same thing that#made me feel masc makes me feel like a feminine woman#and i dont get to be mad or make a scene#i dont get to correct anyone#how cishet ppl get to call themselves allies when they can only swallow baseline gay or lesbian couples#or maybe a trans person who is completely transition and has fit theirself into the cis view#im so mad#lgbtq#queer#queer rage
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#today was such a long fucking day and i was made so fucking uncomfortable i literally threatened to walk out of a fucking funeral#i got told im dressed inappropriately just because im perceived as a girl and i was wearing pants#PANTS.#theres no such thing as a funeral dress code that prevents me from wearing pants. people just didnt like it#i got told by two extended family members that i was inappropriate. and later also by my mom#who didnt say anything when they picked me up. it was fine by her at that time but later when others said it wasnt fine? yeah#im so fucking tired man#i know the extended half family doesnt like me ive always been a black sheep but this just. yeah#at a funeral no less#i dont want to see these people ever again im so fucking tired. i dont want to see anyone ever again tbh#just let me sleep forever and rot away please im tired#sorry my headache makes me angry and upset just. its all just so much#im just glad this whole hassle is over and i dont have to think about this anymore. but between all the stress and anxiety and grief#and everything else? yeah this. this aint it fam#im so mentally fucking shot i just want to sleep but my body is still kinda in a fight or flight mode with this and the grief its so hard#and my head hurts. so yeah. i dont fucking know#i just need someone to hold me before i combust#again sorry#night is an absolute mess on main
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vent post in tags
#have i developed a fear of going to bed?#i do not fear sleep#i just fear the agony of insomnia because that means more time for intrusive thoughts and loneliness#and i want to call my friends and be like 'long distance sleepover lol'#but at the same time#i know i can't ALWAYS do that or expect that from others#but i just.... don't want to spend nights alone anymore#I do read my Bible and practice devotionals and I do have good nights but sometimes it's just.... there are times when things get bad#anyway if any mutuals know how to counteract insomnia without drugs i would really appreciate the advice#part of me is also just begging God to bring me someone who will stay up all night with me#even just once#i don't even really pay attention to the plotline of Big Bang Theory but when mom turned it off tonight and said 'I'm gonna go to bed'#and left me alone in the living room i had to fight the urge to cry#it's just#i needed to say this#i don't expect anyone to message me but please at least keep me in your prayers because this has been going on for months and I don't want#to be silent about it anymore
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i AM a violent dog i DO know why i bite
#ok to rb#vent in the tags its a lot u dont have to read#nah but ive been so angry lately#im constantly fighting w my mom and brother but...like im justified every single time#its just like...ive always been the scapegoat of my family (except to my dad) but now hes dead and my mom n brother have been targeting me+#nonstop. literally 24/7#for example my mom has not bothered to check on me ONCE since it happened...yet shes constantly treating me like a therapist +#and she always comforts/checks in on my older brother AND she critcizes me for how im handling things or how 'long' everythings taking#all the while they dont lift a fucking FINGER to help me with anything and im doing everythings on my own#while going to school and working full time....to pay THEIR BILLS#idk it just feels like im so fucking alone and yet they just continue to rag on me when im literally doing my fucking best#im not allowed to greive bc im too busy doing their fucking work all while they criticize how i do their work...FOR THEM....#god forbid im not as talkative as usual bc im stressed (i wonder why) and im the worst person on the planet#literally i will b sitting in silence in my room and theyll find something to make fun of me for or get mad at
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Teen Gohan is definitely the funniest little dude I've ever seen called a teenager before getting a 'teen' in his age.
Whether it was 10 or 11 is up to the usual dumb shonen debate.
But I do sometimes think about how Dragon Ball Super got an unexpected, surprisingly really good, solid, accurate grasp of his core character for a single arc before fucking with that for weird fans and funny memes of vague Latin American origin.
#bigfoot#dragon ball#dbz#dbs#son gohan#super came so close to truly understanding at the goku black arc#canon or not#the future trunks and gohan dinner scene#that holds a special place right next to the driving school filler for me#he doesn't like serious fighting#he just wants to chill with his wife#and his baby#and his funny con artist father in law#let him do his superhero larp#he needs the break from his weird super vague scholar job his mom pressured him into#he just fights out of obligation so he can chill and do fun peaceful stuff later#no matter how funny the blanco calvo memes are#that will always be my heartcanon of son gohan
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