#me im bitches

[greenlaut]

they’re in love your honor

[michael-the-rouge]

I just read an entire fic here on Tumblr. It was so cute, and I definitely did not guess the twist at the end. The twist being I wrote it.

I forgot I wrote a fic and read it, not knowing that it was I who wrote it. Made myself fucking cry

[lazer-cannon-deth-sentence]

bitches be like "this is my comfort character" and the character is either literal embodiment of death or death's very emissary

[konanyeh]

Penance

[twinktor-frankenstein]

Bitches be like "Man, why was I so obsessed with Sans? He was just som fucking guy" and then bitches draw Sans again are are like "OHOHOHOHO WE ARE SO BACK"

[bklily]

TINY BLUSH!!!!! WE FEASTING TONIGHT BOYS!!!!!

[emilyjunk]

When I stop daydreaming and write my fic it's over for u bitches

[sucharide]

bitches will just open tumblr instead of writing

[black-deaths-babygirl]

People with parental issues when Phoebe Bridgers says “I hate you for what you did but I miss you like a little kid”

[chaosandthe-deadblog]

bitches be like "im gonna watch a movie" then start looking at their phone an hour in and forget

[taxiyourethebest]

They need a sensory grocery hour for the bitches that repeat the same song lyric for 2 hours straight

[michael-the-rouge]

Steddie obsessed with each other's tits. Eddie buried his face in Steve's hairy man boobs any moment he could. Steve licking and sucking on Eddie's pierced nipples the second his shirt is off

Just steddie in love with eachothers chests

[little-mirror-thoughts]

Bitches be like “He’s my little scrumblo“ and it’s just a 37 year old man originally from the North Eastern United States

[1000fingers]

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

[max-iwtaco]

bitches be like "i dont have vocal stims" as if they dont specifically suppress them

[1eos]

blocked someone for saying ‘aww your 20s arent that bad at least you get your own apartment’ this is a safe space for all of us that are suffering w our parents at 25