Miss Merrychristmas: Your captain is already dead. Boss took care of him.
Usopp: Bitch, have you met Luffy? He will get up, eat some meat and come back in no time.
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25 things that the Survivors are not allowed to do
My Christmas present to all.
The motto is “Death Is Not An Escape,” and not the following: Dead Body Department, David Bodybuilding Development, Decatini, Baileys and Disaronno, Dickson, Bénédictine and Dark rum, Bourbon, Delilah and Daiquiri, Dwight’s Balding Dilemma, When in doubt throw at (insert killer’s name), Flashlight click until they DC, The realm of toxicity, Hookers and Complainers, Slugging equals winning, Let’s S.T.A.R.S. handle it, Society of angsty teens, Hall of horror and stupidity, Army of the Misfits, Crows are a camper best friend, Circus of the sleep deprived, Den of the Hungry Spider and Camp of teabaggingers.
No one is no longer allowed to rapidly click on their flashlights. The clicking was irritated to the killers me everyone.
Miss Karlsson is not allowed to “borrow” the snow boards from Mount Ormond resort for the purpose of “shredding some slopes.”
Telling new arrivals that you can have dominance over any Killer by t-posing over them is right out.
Mr. Visconti is no longer allowed to host poker night in Dead Dawg Saloon after being caught cheating with cards up his sleeve. Mr. Myers was especially wasn’t a fan of it.
Mrs Thomas Anyone is not allowed to feed anything with peanut butter to Mr. Deshayes.
Just because Mr. Park has a bond with the crows, doesn’t mean he’s their handler and doesn’t hold any responsibility for them for anything they do. Same with Miss Mora.
Just because a majority of survivors are in the police force, there will never be a survivor police department. And if there was, mostly they hear complaints reports of killers being flashed all the time.
Mr. King is not the king of anywhere or thing.
Mr. Hak is not to be given song requests, especially not "Cut though you".
Nothing in the realm is rated 'Over 9000.'
Mis Kassir is not allowed to interview killers during trials.
"Was doing a Challenge Tome" is not a valid excuse for anything.
Miss Kimura is not allowed to repair and drive any cars from Autohaven. Especially during trials.
Never again to hold game tournaments until everyone learns to control their temper when they lose. Especially you Miss Min.
Survivors are not allowed to pick fights with killers even if they’re sure can win.
No one is to pack their lunch in med-kits and bring them to trials.
Miss Karlsson No one is not allowed to contribute to this list. That is not a challenge.
The crows are not to be hunted, cook, and eaten. Bunnies are fine though.
Firecrackers are no longer allowed to be set off in the camp. May that wildfire be a lesson to you.
No building snow fortresses in front of the camp entrance during the chill event. Mr. Myers had stern conversation about standing in front camp entrance just to stare at Miss Strode. Killers will have a stern conversation about this matter.
No longer to have rap battles with the Legion any Killers.
There will ever a fashion show in this realm. Period.
Iridescent shards are for currency only and not to be made into jewelry.
Fortnite dances will never be emotes during trials. Ever
@mistermiles7
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Little Women Series - Louisa May Alcott, Little Women (2019 Movie - Gerwig)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Josephine "Jo" March & Margaret "Meg" March, Elizabeth "Beth" March & Josephine "Jo" March, Amy March & Josephine "Jo" March, Theodore "Laurie" Laurence & Josephine "Jo" March, Theodore "Laurie" Laurence/Amy March, John Brooke/Margaret "Meg" March
Characters: Josephine "Jo" March, Margaret "Meg" March, Elizabeth "Beth" March, Amy March, Theodore "Laurie" Laurence, Margaret "Marmee" March, Robert March, John Brooke (Little Women)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, john mulaney voice “i think jo march is a lesbian!”, i got inspired by the fabelmans at one point can you tell
Summary:
But then she remembers they’re all about to be crammed into this house together again for a whole week and Jo starts feeling a little less fond.
Or, Jo has a series of revelations the week of her sister's wedding.
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❄️🌲 𝐃𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭
𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 25𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐚 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐲?
{✦𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬? 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧, 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧:))
𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬 𝐎𝐥𝐝𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞!!
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I am having the most wonderful Christmas eve right now.
My whole family is here (at least, the people I care about lol), there's tons of junk food in the kitchen (as is tradition on Christmas eve), everyone is wearing dorky pajamas, and we've been binging Christmas movies since noon.
The house is warm with pets, people, children, and the chaos that comes with something burning because nobody can find the oven mitts in time to save the pepper poppers. (they taste better burned anyway imho)
So to those who celebrate, Merry Christmas!
To those who don't, I hope your evening is peaceful, relaxing, and warm!
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Merry Christmas!
Hello! A few years ago I posted a fic called Merry and Bright on ffn. Due to that site sort of shutting down/being less navigatable/less popular, I moved all my fics over to Ao3 and now that is primarily where I post/read fics. I didn't move Merry and Bright over when I switched everything else, idk why, but I decided to do it now!!!
I have spent the last few weeks editing and revising this fic and I hope you check it out!
It is a White Christmas poto AU, where Erik and Raoul are Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye, respectively, and Christine and Meg are Rosemary Clooney and Vera Ellen. White Christmas is my favorite Christmas movie, and I obviously love Phantom, so it was so exciting to bring these two worlds together. It is not my finest work, but it was fun to write and that's what matters.
I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday season, and that they have a happy new year!
Merry and Bright (34340 words) by materia1gor1
Chapters: 16/16
Fandom: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Christine Daaé/Erik | Phantom of the Opera, Raoul de Chagny/Meg Giry
Characters: Christine Daaé, Erik | Phantom of the Opera, Raoul de Chagny, Meg Giry, Mama Valerius, Nadir Khan, OCs
Additional Tags: White Christmas, Christmas, Show Business, Romance, World War II, Alternate Universe
Summary:
Two army veterans return home after WWII and become show business stars. They meet two women on the road with their latest show and are immediately enamored with them. They follow them to Maine for Christmas, and romantic hijinks ensue as they try to set up their friends with one another. White Christmas AU set in 1954. Rated T just for caution.
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