So XS idea of Jack being not just Wuya's descendant but Dashi and Wuya's descendant. At first it's revealed Dashi has a descendant and everyone turns to look at Omi other than Chase who is offended as excuse you that's his kid-APPRENTICE his apprentice and he is far better than Dashi how dare you lower his little one to that idiots level.
It bring reveled it's Jack and not only is he Dashi's...he's Wuya's. Wuya is just there silently screaming.
A lot of people are like How? WTF. Chase takes one look at Jack thinks back to Dashi and Wuya and be like 'All this information does is give context to your idiocy this isn't a shock.'
Wuya is just wondering how she never realized before, all the inventions, stupid plans, breaking the timeline... also if Dashi had been able to he totally would have made robots to fight for him so he could nap longer... at least he got her desire for world domination.
Only when Jack become dragon of metal and is super competent, like as soon as he has the other dragons as friends supporting him and encouragement/guidance with his metal powers he is stupidly strong and all the other enemies are like '... ah...that checks out'
Jack:Oh man if I wasn't a good guy now i'd be so easy to take over the world
Kimiko: I know right
Raimundo: Yeah I mean without Wu
Clay:...how much are y'all thinking about this?
Omi: I don't but Chase gave me pointers
Dojo just nearly always hanging around Jack and him bemoaning like 'How did I not know you were related to him your creations have tried to eat me at least twice it's so obvious'
Just Dojo Jack team up and both still hiding behind Clay if anything goes down because crazy powerful or not Jack is still Jack.
Jack starts calling Wuya grandma, she hates it so much but she can't actually argue
Bonus idea if Dashi had seen Jack while in spirit form after Rai pens puzzle box and he's like great great great grandson! Awww look you got Wuya's hair, Wuya do you see this? Aww this is awesome. The monks are just WTF and Wuya is despairing and just like 'Please just seal me back in the puzzle box now please'
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Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: Let me see, if I understand, she
Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: Was it a fucking dog with a horn that was on fire?
Jaune: Hm
Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: So when you left fairytale land, that dog turned into this!
Jaune: Yeah
Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: That's a Japanese thing
Riccardo The demonic saint: Begin
Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: This can only be Japanese, there's no other explanation, just look at her
Jaune: I don't see anything much
Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: She can only have come from a Japanese, because she's blonde, ok she has heterochromia but one of her eyes is blue, she has big breasts, a criminal ass, she's 190 tall! She's got a six pack! Thighs the size of Jaune's head! Plus she's a perfect wife! Do you really think she could have come from a North American!
Jack Prince of the Eighth Circle of Hell: But American comics have always had beautiful women
Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: Yes, I can't deny that! Have you ever seen one like this
Jack Prince of the Eighth Circle of Hell:....................... OK you win
Jaune: What is a Japanese?
Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: A
Ken Guardian of the Fire Gates: * His oni face changes to an Asian human face *
Jaune: He reminds me of Ren * He reminds me of Ren *
Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: He's more Chinese than Japanese, Asian people share very similar characteristics, you can tell the difference between a Japanese and a Chinese person
Neo: " Do you have a problem with Japanese? "
Akin, The one whose spear pierces the stars: He hates Japanese
Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: Can you hate them? The Greeks popularized incest, the Romans popularized rape, the Babylonians popularized zoophilia, the Japanese popularized tentacle sex and pedophilia
Jaune and Neo blink, they look at Riccardo
Riccardo The demonic saint: Yes, he's a racist but he has an argument that reflects on the subject
Kai, Warrior of the sea of stars: It's true, he can make a Japanese hate being Japanese * Kai pointed Ken *
Vert Black Dragon: If you think about it, they could have sex with Barghest, Neo gets on her tits while Jaune sticks his cock in her.
Neo: 😯
Jaune: Barghest out of that. I won't let you corrupt my little Barghest
Riccardo The demonic saint: I want you to leave me out of it, what you do between four walls is trouble
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Masterlist (TWST)
Riddle Rosehearts
Study Session (Male!Heartslabyul Student; NonReader) NSFW
Smut Headcanons (NonReader) NSFW
Peck a Pretty Rose (GN!Reader) SFW
Rule 53 Clearly States (GN!Reader) SFW
Family & Safe Sex HC (Fem!Reader) Suggestive
Family & Safe Sex HC (Fem!Reader) Suggestive
Family & Safe Sex HC (Fem!Reader) Suggestive; *Sensitive Topics Mentioned
The Rules are Not Colorblind Friendly (GN!Reader) SFW
Riddle's Childhood Analysis (NonReader) SFW; *Sensitive Topics Mentioned
Trey Clover
Cream-Filled Buns (Fem!Reader) NSFW
Why Trey Get No Love?? (NonReader; mentions of Leona, Malleus, & Leech Twins) SFW
Deuce Spade
(De)flowering the Garden (Fem!Reader) NSFW
Vil Schoenheit
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Who's the Simpiest of Them All? (GN!Reader) NSFW
Spanking Minific (GN!Reader) NSFW
Unfinished Mini Fic Snippets (GN!Reader) NSFW
What's in the Name? (NonReader) SFW
Rook Hunt
Match His Freak (GN!Reader) Suggestive
Epel Felmier
Apple Creampie (Fem!Reader) NSFW
Bobbing for Apples (GN!Reader) NSFW
Leona Kingscholar
Sexcapades (Fem!Reader) Suggestive
Ruggie Bucchi
Eating Out (GN!Reader) Suggestive
Scratch My Back, & I Scratch Yours (Male!Reader) NSFW
Therapy Hyena (GN!Reader) SFW
Idia Shroud
Hair Leash (GN!Reader) SFW
Ortho Shroud
Little Metal Pinocchio (GN!Reader) SFW
Rant on Ortho idk (GN!Reader) SFW
Malleus Draconia
Sexcapades (GN!Reader) NSFW
Laying the Dragon (Fem!Reader) NSFW
Smut Headcanons (NonReader) NSFW
A Simple Prick (Fem!Reader) NSFW
How to Tame Your Dragon (Male!Reader) NSFW
Candy Cane Kisses (GN!Reader) Suggestive
Dragon Fae Courting (GN!Reader) SFW
Dragon Fae Courting (GN!Reader) SFW
That One Yandere HC (GN!Reader) SFW
Family & Safe Sex HC (Fem!Reader) Suggestive
Freiburg Minister Gargoyle (NonReader) SFW
Gargoyle Fans (GN!Reader; & Rollo too) SFW
Lilia Vanrouge
Bratty Bat (Male!Reader) NSFW
I F'ed Your Dad (GN!Reader) Suggestive
General Lilia (GN!Reader) NSFW
Anti Daddy Kink (GN!Reader) Suggestive
Pushing Your Buttons (Fem!Reader) NSFW
When I Was Your Age/Height (GN!Reader) SFW
Model of a Modern Major General (GN!Reader) SFW
Lilia's a Good DadTM (NonReader) SFW
Azul Ashengrotto
Sexcapades (GN!Reader) Suggestive
Jellyhead (GN!Jellyfish!Reader) NSFW
Jellyhead How They Met (GN!Jellyfish!Reader) Suggestive
Jellyhead: Part Two, Electric Boogaloo (GN!Jellyfish!Reader; Leech Twins hinted at the end) NSFW
Electric Kiss (GN!Jellyfish!Reader) Suggestive
Aggressive Affection (Fem!Reader) NSFW
Stranger in the Rain (Fem!Reader) SFW Angst Songfic
Fish Puns (NonReader) SFW
Sight & Glasses Discussion (NonReader) SFW
Sight & Glasses Discussion (NonReader) SFW
Jade Leech
Lingerie Mini HC (GN!Reader) Suggestive
Wading in the Pool (Fem!Reader) NSFW
Mushroom Caps (GN!Reader) SFW
They Took the Mushrooms in the Divorce (GN!Reader) SFW
How to Woo Your Eel (GN!Reader) SFW
Twin Tails (GN!Reader; mentions of Floyd) SFW
Floyd Leech
Feral Follies Part 1 (GN!Honey Badger!Reader) SFW
Kiss with a Fist (GN!Honey Badger!Reader) Suggestive
Too Rough of a Pursuit (MtF!Eel!Reader) SFW
Hand Holding (GN!Reader) SFW
Annoyingly Beautiful Eel (GN!Reader) SFW
How to Woo Your Eel (GN!Reader) SFW
Octatrio Nonsense (yes, they get their own section)
Fish Mafia (GN!Reader) SFW
Eel Repellent (GN!Reader) SFW
Eels in the Tub (GN!Reader) SFW
Watering the Eels (GN!Reader) SFW
Bring Back the Chub! (GN!Reader) SFW
Shrimp vs Shrimpy (GN!Shrimper!Reader) SFW
He'll Most Certainly Catch Me (GN!Reader) SFW
Two Eels and a Shrimp (GN!Shrimpmer!Reader) SFW
How to Get Banned from the Lounge (GN!Reader) Suggestive
Neige LeBlanche
Sabotage (GN!Reader) Suggestive
Poly / Multiple
A Price for a Price (Fem!Reader; Leech Twins) NSFW
Height HCs (GN!Reader; Riddle, Epel, Ruggie, Kalim, Lilia, Leech Twins, Jack, Malleus) Suggestive
Beach Oral Minific (Fem!Reader, Leech Twins) NSFW
"Realistic" Courting Rituals (GN!Reader; Leona, Ruggie, Jack, Azul, Leech Twins, Malleus, Sebek, Lilia, Che'nya) Suggestive
20 Madols a Pop (GN!Reader; Ace, Kalim, Azul, Ruggie, Rook, Malleus) NSFW
How the Dorms Punish You (Fem!Reader; Everyone) NSFW
How the Dorms Punish You (Male!Reader; Everyone) NSFW
And Now I Shall Pleasure Myself With These Fish (GN!Octomer!Reader; Azul, Leech Twins) NSFW
What's Yours is Mine (GN!Leech Sib!Reader; Azul, Leech Twins *NonIncest) NSFW
(Pussy) Slappin' Them Fins (GN!Reader; Leech Twins) NSFW
Kissing the Homies (GN!Reader; Ace, Deuce) SFW
Lamia!Reader HC (GN!Lamia!Reader; Kalim, Jamil) SFW
GN!Eldritch Horror!Reader (GN!EH!Reader; Various) SFW
GN!Eldritch Horror!Reader (GN!EH!Reader; Various) SFW
Aggressive Affection HC (GN!Reader; Leech Twins, Leona, Malleus, Azul) Suggestive
Shrimpmer!Reader (GN!Shrimpmer!Reader; Leech Twins) SFW
NonHuman Reader Fic Ideas (GN!Reader; Leona, Jade, Ruggie, Leach Twins, Vil, Kalim, Jamil, Azul, Malleus, Lilia, Rook, Ace, Deuce) SFW
Other
Things Shoved Up Bums HC (NonReader; NRC Students) Suggestive
Yuu Wins VDC (Yuu, Vil) SFW
Overblot!Yuu Thoughts (Yuu) SFW
Floyd Tsum (NonReader) SFW
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