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honeymilkbubbletea · 5 months

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Well, that wasn't very friendship is magic™️ of you Henry :(

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Bunny: Do ya think we're best pals in every universe?

Henry: No.

Also, if anybody's wondering, the book Henry holds is titled "How to poison your ex bestie" 💀

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saturday-byte · 2 months

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You should draw another microwave I think 😔

I know he ate a googly eye

#SORRY THIS IS SO LOW EFFORT IT IS SO FUNNY TO ME LIKE THIS #bone's singular crumb #traditional art #?? what now #microwave #pfff

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chibishortdeath · 4 months

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He is made of glass, wears a necklace of teeth, smokes, and will try to mimic your appearance and replace you, but he is your friend!!! :D I love the X68000/Chronicles doppelgänger he’s one of the enemies of all time :3. Banger music in that level too, Tower of Dolls is one of my favorites!

#castlevania #castlevania games #castlevania chronicles #castlevania x68000 #Castlevania 1 #simon belmont #Castlevania doppelgänger #doppelgänger #Simon doppelgänger #idk what to use as a tag for him cause I don’t think he has one lol #Castlevania fanart #fanart #art post #my art #akumajou dracula #akumajo dracula #he’s just a little guy #if you’re cold he’s cold take him into your house—#he can be trusted with your legal identification documents :3 #yeah his design is cool tho I like that he’s got little pointy ears and a snake instead of a whip #I also love the little animation when you beat him and he completely unhinges his jaw and explodes it definitely exists for sure #deranged shard of glass creature guy putting him in the microwave rn (affectionate)#I’m still stuck on one of the levels in chronicles tho :(#I can’t tell what the bone dragons are doing pattern wise in this game lol #oh I also doodled one of the ghost dolls that are in this level :3 #the one with text is a redraw of an older doodle so the humor isn’t exactly new anymore but eh whatever it was fun to redraw anyway #yeah it says ‘you are pogchamp you are not cringe’ and no I don’t remember the image it was originally referencing 💀💀💀💀💀

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thevoidscreamer · 1 year

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I am on the hunt to replace my middle school music interests with stuff that hits the right vibes but doesn’t trigger my religious trauma...

Here are the bands I’ve had in my ears all the time this month, listed in alphabetical order:

born without bones (emo-inspired indie rock)

mccafferty (punk-inspired alt/indie, midwest emo, emo-folk, folk-punk)

microwave (post-hardcore, indie rock, alt rock)

modern baseball (alt rock/indie rock)

mom jeans (alt rock/indie rock)

movements (post-hardcore, indie rock, alt rock, spoken word)

neck deep (pop-punk, indie rock, alt rock)

pinegrove (alt-country, emo)

remo drive (indie rock, emo-punk)

sorority noise (emo pop, indie rock)

the front bottoms (indie rock, folk punk)

the wonder years (pop-punk, alt-rock, emo)

tigers jaw (indie-rock, emo pop, pop-punk)

tiny moving parts (midwest emo, math-rock, indie-rock, post-hardcore)

I would love to get your suggestions of similar artists!

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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 4 months

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So I was reading articles about John Hurt (as I do when I procrastinate on life in general lol) and I saw a still shot of a movie I’ve never seen still shots of before; so I looked it up. It’s a play. I was worried I wouldn’t find it in full online; but I did, so here it is in all its glory:

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He’s just… ugh I want to gently hold his face in my hands he’s just so sad and lonely with his weepy voice and eye bags. I couldn’t process half of what he said but I think this is a warning about always speed-running through life to get to the next good thing. We should appreciate the moment; because in the end, we’ll have nothing at all but our memories. If we rush through life, we won’t have any memories to keep us warm at night when the chill of death creeps up on us in our old age.

Also, spool, spooooooooooollll…….

spoooooooooooooooooooooolllllll [cackles in mentally unstable]

@kaleidoscopr @theindo @possessedbydevils @randomtwospirit

#The fucking banana. I was talking to him through the screen like #“…a banana??? You keep bananas in…. there? You good man? A—are you okay?#What the hell are y—” [cracks up but quickly stops laughing] “Oh— oh honey… you’re not right are you?#No you’re not right. Uh…. Why don’t you sit down; your breathing sounds awful. You sound like you’re gonna die…#OH GOD [loses my shit laughing/cringing ] “Oh— oh ouch. No no no— I’m not laughing at you I just— I like your actor…#a lot… too much probably #and he’s just good at what he does and the timing of it all… this is exactly how I act when I’m home alone #I swear I’m not laughing at you… I just— PUT THAT BANANA BACK YOU’RE GOING TO KILL YOURSELF”#John Hurt #stage acting #Krapp’s Last Tape (2001)#Samuel Beckett #Yeah… funky stage play. Very moving and dreamlike #[This is me gently holding Mr. Krapp and rotating him in my mind like a bowl of ramen in a microwave]#Screaming crying throwing up beating the walls #I am unwell #Ough ough ough #It’s not difficult for me to watch per se #but I’m very much the kind of person who HAS to help when someone’s having a hard time doing something #— especially if they’re old or otherwise infirm — or I’ll feel like a piece of shit for weeks… and this fucking man #this fucking man is so good at being frail and pitiful that I feel genuinely agitated that I can’t reach into the screen and help him #It’s like the torture scene in 1984 all over again where he just barely manages to wrench himself upright on the table #then immediately falls off onto the concrete floor with the most tragic sickening bone-grinding splat you’ve ever heard #AND HAS TO HOIST HIMSELF UP ONTO HIS FEET ALL BY HIMSELF WHEN HE’S MALNOURISHED AND EXHAUSTED #Like ughhhhhh let me pick him up and wrap him in a blanket and carry him somewhere warm and safe and make him an omelette #And I know I write whump and I shouldn’t be this sensitive #but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MR. HURT YOU ARE KILLING ME #Youtube

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zombeesknees · 3 months

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had to drop $812 at Midas today for all new tires/a realignment, and then i got home to find wimsey bleeding like a stuck pig from a giant gash across the underside of his neck (not sure if one of the other cats literally went for the throat, or if he just clawed all the fur and skin off), and then i had to work an extra two hours to make up for the Midas jaunt, so today has just been A Day.

picture of the recuperating, grompy patient:

#the only plus of the day is i read half of a new-to-me lucy parker book while waiting for the mechanics to finish #state of the angie b.#i've been SO GOT DAMN CAREFUL with my budget this month. i was $300 under it!!! i only had FOUR DAYS TO GO #and then today happened #so now i'm $500 over budget AGAIN and i'm not allowed to buy/do anything fun or get take-out for TWO MORE months #which is an EXTRA bummer because the oddities expo is july 20th #which means i can't get any new taxidermied friends or bones or nifty art this year. *sad siiiiigh*#also i gotta cut my groceries in half next month. i spent $300 on groceries alone this month. that's untenable.#(and it's not like i was buying fresh fruit and veg or meat or anything. that was just canned soup and pasta and microwave meals)#so july is gonna be a ramen month baaaaybeeee. what fun.#ANYWAY this is enough tag venting. i'm gonna go stab something 800 times (finish a cross-stitch to replace one lost in the mail)#(because YEAH a sampler that someone commissioned from me was lost in the mail and now i gotta make ANOTHER ONE #and then eat the extra cost for the second shipping. lololololol everything is GREAT.)

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serraphique · 2 years

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#shadow and bone #shadow and bone spoilers #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #screaming crying eating glass #the way the look at each other!!! the lighting during that scene #i need to lay down....#ellie watches shadow and bone #also helps is a lot said more like attempts to considering nina's opinion #oh the tension between them!!! and kaz saying no ones ever smart enough to look for the real one #shut up im microwaving myself

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my-thoughts-and-junk · 2 months

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thinkbing about. him

#random thoughts #fnaf #rotating him in my mind like an orb or perhapps a microwavable tv dinner #love the idea of a character who for some reason has him in their house and does regular maintenance on him #someone who worked for fazbear fright and fucking. stole him #au where the place wasn't burned down and actually opened and some kid started working there and fucking took his ass #springtrap in my head is like. mostly an animal. running on instinct and ancient programming. only rarely lucid #the kid who took him oh my god. what if someone who was the sibling of one of the five missing kids stole him #and like. they know he's the man behind the slaughter and can remember him from when he was alive #and they take him and keep him running as like a form of torture. because fazbear fright was gonna be shut down and the animatronic #was gonna be destroyed or smth and they were like 'no you son of a bitch not yet'#and they can sometimes see the ghosts of the children and employees who died and henry. but like they're not done #they cant let go. not yet.#cant let him go to the beyond because that would be too merciful for a son of a bitch like him #but springtrap cant really understand whats happening and mostly just sees Some Guy keeping him running so most of his feelings #are positive #when he's semi lucid he tries to kill them #when he recognizes them from before he kind of shuts down #the range is 'friend!!!' to 'i am going to fucking murder you' to 'how did you do in pe today'#like this guy mostly isn't william afton. idk who he is but he isn't him most of the time #i imagine the springtrap suit is a unique model so its hard to get replacement parts for him so most of him is custom at this point #idk what they do with the bones. probably leave them alone for the most part out of fear of him passing on if they got rid of them #he smells like dirt and mildew and restroom deoderizer probably #i imagine their thoughts on him are 'i recognize this mostly isnt the man who killed my sibling so i dont want him to suffer'#'but also i cant handle the idea of even a little of the man who killed my sibling being able to stop suffering'#like this is william's idea of hell. complete depersonalization #they make his stay tolerable. decent maintenance. idk what kind of enrichment he needs #being kept in a basement away from regular social interaction is probably hell for any children's animatronic #so he loves when they come down for maintenance. probably rarely at first and then more frequently as they adjust themself to his presence #idk how he feels about maintenance. probably very used to the feeling of having a dude inside of him lmaooo

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ilikemicrowaves · 6 months

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Oh yeah btw a 50 ft long camper fell on my step dad a few days back and broke his clavicle and shoulder lol

#microwaved textpost #hes ok #other than broken bones...#also my brother is out of the hospital :D

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5oz-mud · 2 years

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setting them up in my brain in the warmest coziest apartment before i start to absolutely microwave them.

#jeanpress #pressedjeans #theyre the ones microwaving my brain tbh #CAN SOMEBODY PLS TALK TO ME ABOUT JEANPRESS IM GOIN CRAZY IN MY ENCLOSURE <- guy with 27 page google doc #best jeanist #mr compress #mha #getting re-obsessed w this again.#winter months rly hit and i was like OK GUYS TIME TO DO EXACTLY WHAT INWAS DOING LAST WINTER #OH AND ALSO. one lung gang thing. I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH JEANIST TELLING HAWKS HE CAN LIVE WITH ONE LUNG.#LIKE. 1) you got hit in the ABDOMEN wtf are you on abt lungs for?? 2) NO YOU CANT ?#bro confused kidneys with lungs again 😂😂! classic !#also idk if compresses injuries r actually his lungs it just looked like his whole side was blody idk idk im just out here having fun #opossum jeanist was literally just bc of a joke w my friend.#hakamada tsunagu #atsuhiro sako #half of these i made like. a year ago and half of them i made literally last night. u gotta guess which tho

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gaeapplehairline · 5 months

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Bands I listen to so much I legitimately forget they're not super popular

-Microwave (songs: Georgia on my mind & keeping up)

-Born without Bones (baby & the camera turns)

-Mt Eddy (I luv Robert Smith & lovely)

-Hayden McNulty [been listening since 2021ish and frickin love him. Found him on accident doing a research project lol] (Honolulu Scented hand soap & White Flag(the Queen))

-hospital bracelet (sober haha jk unless... & Feral rat anthem)

BONUS

bad old man by Babybird

I think the band is just more popular over seas but the song is simply underrated.

#sober haha jk unless #microwave #born without bones #hayden McNulty #mt eddy #music recs #music recommendation #baby bird

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welcometogrouchland · 1 year

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*twirling my hair* do you like cassandra cain? if not, do u have a moment to hear about our lord and saviour cassandra cain?

CASSANDRA CAIN MY LOVE!!! She's definitely the batgirl I've read the most in terms of full issues, the first 30-ish issues of her solo by Kelly Puckett Scott Peterson and Damion Scott had me hooked and I binged them but fell off after Horrocks came on (nothing against him, he was just given an editorial mandate to make the book more romance focused and it turned me off because it felt so ooc for Cass to me lol. I do own some of the issues he wrote tho! I like the ones with art by Rick Leonardi). I'm not really caught up with modern comics (ish??) And I'm not reading anything dedicatedly but I hear she's in a new original book teaming up with a magic user? Neat! Good for her. I love her in the shadow of the batgirl graphic novel (IT'S SO GOOD)

#ramblings of a lunatic #asks #^ sorry had to be tistic about things for a minute #i loved damion scotts artwork for her solo series sm (especially the later moee stylized stuff even though i recognise how bonkers-#-the proportions are i can't help myself. i like women and i love stylised art like that)#his stuff was surprisingly influential on my own art. idk how much it shows these days but It's There #this hasn't mentioned anything about what i love about cass as a character but like. it's the same as most people who love her man #i love her self destructive dedication to redemption i love the guilt she's saddled with-#-and how it's juxtaposed with her committment to kindness and justice i love how she's the fucking best and she knows it #i love how the relationship between her and oracle was an intergenerational mentorship between two disabled women #and her gay ass bond with stephanie (who in all fairness may be my fav batgirl???-#-but I've also read wayyy less complete issues of her compared to cass due to the differences in how their respective series' are-#-formatted but like. what i have seen i tend to love. i love u stephanie)#but also dear god i do not wanna get reeled back in because nothing the industry ever does will please me the way the ideas in my head do #and I'm constantly at war with myself reading stuff #also it's just hard to get back in when you've been gone with a while it's all just very difficult #but i am rotating cass and stephanie in my brain like a microwave waiting for someone to explode #plenty of people smarter than me have already said this but cass should team up with jason and they should both seethe #he wants to kill. she keeps breaking his bones if he tries it. they're both brushing each others philosophies off bc of where they exist-#-on the batfamily ''kill/no kill'' binary even though they share similarities of wanting to be batman but Better #(jason via controlling crime and killing criminals and her with her ultimate dedication to the symbol and superior combat skills)#(also keep in mind i just watched utrh but haven't read a rhato comic in yonks. so if this is an outdated jason characterization+#-then whoopsie <3)#Jason's dedicated to pushing buttons and poking holes in batmans philosophy and cass is great at reading ppl-#-and sometimes in her series she then performs a limited psychoanalysis of them and tears them apart #(at least she did for shiva) I'd love to see her do that to jason. break him so i can tape his sad lil ass back together #this is getting away from me. anyway no need to proselytise. I'm a former alter boy round here

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heirs-furry-art-blog · 11 months

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My shitpost comic master post!

#my art #digital art #ms paint #masked cultists #masked #bones #guns #match #V #microwave

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giantkillerjack · 11 months

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Literally every piece of cookware/dish that has ever been devised in the history of mankind: You can wash me with soap and water!

Cast iron skillet: tehe 🤭 soap and water? I guess that's fine if you like your steak rusty haha 🙈 I can only be washed with salt and oil and lemon and spit or I will immediately die haha so just spit on me okay spit on me and make me clean, mommy 🤗🥵😏💦👅👅👅

Me:

#original #and that is why (despite red meat being the only food i really excel at when cooking) i will never own another cast iron skillet #trick cookware that's what it is!#tryin to trick The Old Jack at his own game!!! the game of LIFE!!!! 😤😤😤#cast iron skillet #cooking #if it can't be put in the dishwasher then it's not meant for food or for this family #I don't agree with a lot of things my mother taught me growing up but I agreed with that as a child and I stand by it more than ever XD #I don't care at all if other people have them. I don't have to wash those.#mom has also always insisted on never owning dishes that can't go in the microwave #and with the exception of her fine china this was pretty much always the case. I don't have china i have no exceptions #the day i buy china is the day i am rich and out of things to spend money on it is just not a thing that i care for personally #do other places call all expensive sets of dishware china? as far as i can tell that is how my fam uses it #china plates are like. the special occasion fancy plates.#I just looked it up and it turns out china plates are made of something called bone china which is made using bones #or sometimes it's just porcelain #anyway my point is all my fuckin plates are paper or plastic cause i got no class and even less coordination!#i think that was my point lol. it doesn't matter #shitpost

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little-mouse-adventures · 1 year

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For the ask meme- Butlerrr

#ask game #domovoi butler #this man lives rent-free in my head all the time #at any given point there is a 50/50 shot i am rotating him in various kitchen appliances - the microwave or the rotisserie cooker etc #he is... he just Is. y'know?#definitely one of the most characters of all time #thanks for the ask!#i am always game to have my bones vibrate with joy when someone asks me about my blorbos #and rn this one in particular

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sirompp · 11 months

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> “i brought you fish, watch out for bones”

> explain to her that i cannot eat fish that has bones

> she reassures me theres no bones

> eat the fish

> bones

#i’m not eating the fish anymore.#i’m making myself a microwaved fuckin hot dog. fuck this #FOOD SHOULDN’T BE ABLE TO KILL YOU.#I DONT HAVE THE TIME TO GRIND UP EVERY INCH OF EVERY BITE OF THIS FISH #JUST TO BE CERTAIN THAT BITE WON’T BE MY LAST #it takes FOREVER. and it turns the fish into TASTELESS MUSH.#am i being a bit of a baby? Yes. BUT #i just think i should be able to eat a single bite of food in under 5 minutes without risking choking to death #like. that shouldn’t be that hard of a task #''ooh just get a filet'' I FIND BONES EVEN IN FILETS #GAAAAAHHHHHH #me tag🍭

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