#midnight shitposting

[that1overthere]

Its raining so much, it's going to flood!! -> Negative thinking

Its raining so much, it's like i'm in ferenginar!! -> Positive thinking

Its legit flooding where i'm at tho, Quark help me

[legitimatesatanspawn]

The youngest and oldest members of the Fellowship:

Pippin: Youngest at 28. Unless you count Bill the Pony who can be anywhere between 4 and 25.

Gandalf: Oldest existence, unless you count physical age only. Then its a potential tie or maybe even getting beaten out by Legolas who can be anywhere between 500 and 4000.

Everyone else for the record:

Aragorn: 87

Frodo: 50

Samwise: 38.

Gimli: 139

Boromir: 40

Merry: 36

If we count Smeagol: 578

So the longest lived mortal is potentially Smeagol at 578. The youngest 100% is Bill the Pony.

[atorionsbelt]

royjamie kiss deleted scene perhaps..?

[koks-kino]

idk i'm not sleeping

[trashbirdthoughts]

This user is just a bunch of pigeons piloting a mech suit.

[williamdies]

I think people dont talk enough about worms!!Like can us--.... i mean some worms have a little more appreciation? Thank you :] !!!!

Yes yes

[40-bullets-in-a-trench-coat]

me animorphing into the golden youth every time i ride backpack on any motorcycle

[deardearanddeer]

Midnight vent, simplified, primitive violence

[witheredwisps]

Scottish Fold mask! (Scar optional) Just a little midnight boredom!

[that1overthere]

Guess what movie I just watched

[legitimatesatanspawn]

Sometimes while rapidly skimming the internet I have to play a game I call "Lawyer, Nobility, or Vampire?" with uncolored images. Usually this is played with manhwa, otome games, or dark fantasy settings. More common with fanart, honestly, since the lines blur there between AUs and themed costumes.

Why am I bringing it up? I thought I spotted Alucard. Nope. It was Miles. They don't even look that much alike, brain...

Not using the actual fanart I saw to make this mistake but this at least shows why the brain was able to connect these two characters together. In spite of how little they really look alike...

[spellbooking]

this is Lance

this is his boyfriend

they kith

[koks-kino]

“i crave the existence” — ‘silence is sexy’ comment section

[oscillatewildleey]

ik it may seem crazy and controversial for most of y’all and i apologize in advance for that but i CRAVE a love story like pamela anderson and tommy lee’s so much bc i know i will never get to experiment that wild passionate type of love and yes i know i shouldn’t be sayin this bc he was terrible for her and all that videotape shit makes me so angry but i just wish i could find someone who’d love me in that pure, crazy, wild, deranged, hopeless, limitless way just as he loved her…

[thefoldedbird]

I have not truly been able to rest since learning that four arms = four boobs.

[astercontrol]

Laios is not the one with Dad Energy. Laios is the sort of dad who tries to kill his kid and then the kid goes no contact for decades and then finally shows up one day and murders him and fucks his wife... what? What's Dungeon Meshi?