(if you're my roommate stay the fuck away from this one bro im watching you)
Soooooo i wrote a oneshot fanfic for Gortash and my Durge, it's been forever since i wrote anything especially with an OC, so it's not the most ambitious; Gortash's boyfriend stalks him at night and then they fuck. For some reason hand kink and a disgusting amount of softness slipped in.
Small preview:
Scion of Bhaal stood up, blood seeping through his robe where Gortash’s knife found its target the first time, eyes shinning with excitement of their little scuffle… but if Gortash knew him –which he did- it was more the thrill of stalking him that got his heart racing like this.
“You could’ve just said hello, like a civilized person.”
“Oh, but archduke, who would be there then to make sure you stay sharp?”
“Only one of us is bleeding; I’m sharp enough, it seems.”
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Shout out to my atheist uncle on the Christmas family meeting who saw me feeling uncomfortable with all the christian songs playing in the radio and then noticed that we were both doing the same uncomfortable smiles and giggling while singing all these songs out loud as an attempt to cope with all the discomfort then while everyone was eating he tried to ask me if i was an atheist on english in the middle of the table because no one in the room could speak english so it was like if we were speaking in code to identify each other and singlehandedly made my christmas way more funnier because Woah Same Damn Im Glad Im not The Only One™
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WE DONT HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. I CAN WALK YOU HOME AND PRACTICE METHOD ACTING. ILL PRETEND BEING WITH YOU DOESN’T FEEL LIKE DROWNING
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Not people trying to defend the lack of trigger warning in MaH by saying the book is LGBTQ+ friendly because the lead writer and a side character are bi 💀
How is a topic that has caused an immense amount of trauma to our community, that has killed thousands of members of our community, not given a trigger warning? How is that topic not being given a trigger warning and not being given the option to skip, make that book LGBTQ+ friendly??
Stop trying to tell LGBTQ+ people whether or not our complaints are valid
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random thought but Subaru’s self hatred is another form of selfishness
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Hey fellow Saltbaker lovers!
If on the slim chance no one else has thought to call him “a hot piece of glass”…
…well, there you go. 👍
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Just saw a DNI that included “if you make parental issues jokes” and my mommy issues ass is out of the running lmao
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an artist i follow got an ask about whether it was alright to use their art as covers for fanfic bookbinding and i'm. sorry i must have missed this discourse but since when are people outright printing out other people's work and binding them into books? do you contact and get author's permission (sure as fuck hope so)? and how do we writers feel about that, because i certainly feel very uncomfortable with that idea. i mean not to spoil the artistic expression of bookbinding because it's beautiful work that i most certainly could not do, but. you can access them stories any time you want on the websites where they were originally posted. why print them? again i mean i get the pleasure of holding & reading physical books, i much prefer that too, but like. get some books i guess? sorry i come from a place of honesty and tbh surprise and confusion about this whole thing. someone tell me how we're feeling about this. someone explain to me why it's being done. i just wanna understand
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think im going to start referring to dnd sessions as episodes. like, last episode there was a bunch of lore dropped on the goddess lady who gave me magic. anyways i just think its funny referring to things as the "lore cave episode" or the "gala episode"
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