#mihoyo universe

[ghostofpa]

venti animal crossing cross over

[rippi-17]

This is actually interesting...

In penacony, you can talk to Dr. Edward and sell "dreams" to him. One of the options is the belobog story, which gives 12k credits, the other is the xianzhou story which gives 25k, and the last one is the stellaron hunters.

As you can see, it's just a school au with the 3 stellaron hunters we've met. This is official, from the game writers.

Here is the whole text written:

In this dream, you assume the role of an ordinary elementary school student, residing in an ordinary city of an ordinary country on an ordinary planet.

Interestingly, this dream is one of the most peculiar ones you have ever had, as you have no concept of what a typical school looks like.

You have a short female classmate named Silver Wolf. From what you recall, she often plays games under her desk during class, yet she manages to maintain good grades.

There is a bad boy named Blade in your class. He is usually quiet, but even the worst bullies are afraid to mess with him. Although he frequently neglects homework and fails exams, no teacher dares to reprimand him.

The class president, Kafka, is a symbol of perfection in every aspect, be it her looks, grades or charisma. However, you always have a hunch that she conceals a dark side.

To everyone's surprise, these three individuals with such contrasting personalities are actually close friends. One day, after school, the three of them gather around your desk...

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Various things I want to point out: The red highlighted text is very interesting as the trailblazer never went to school (or didn't remember), and didn't have a "normal" life.

Second thing, these descriptions are how the traiblazer would describe each stellaron hunter.

And finally, this is actually cut off, because edward can't purchase dreams with names of criminals. So it's OUR job to continue this dream. That's why I wrote it in text, so you guys can have it easier.

Peace.

[tea-cat-arts]

Star Rail players who complain about sapphics being in the game are like people who order broccoli and cheddar soup and then complain that there are vegetables in it

[godisasimp]

Bronya : *exist*

Mihoyo : ok but what if her mom was a hoe ?

Bronya : D:

[satosugumyfuckingbeloveds]

Can anyone give me advice on how to clear wolrd 5 stimulated univers honkai start rail?

My team is: welt sampo sushang and natasha, they're all lvl 60, I just can't beat kafka for some reason

[cluescorner]

NEW GOOFY IDEA FROM CLUE (In other news, the sky is blue)

Ok, so here’s my bullshit. It’s 100% incorrect and it came to me with all the subtlety of a freight train and all the lead-up of a sudden sneeze. But here it is:

Pierro is Kaeya’s dad. However, Kaeya also has ANOTHER DAD who I will call ‘General Alberich’ from here on out. Pierro and General Alberich were in the midst of a messy divorce when the cataclysm happened, but the apocalypse kinda backs up the family court system. After everybody got fucked up, Pierro and General Alberich had completely different ideas of what needed to be done and so they went their separate ways (Pierro deciding to make a new world with the Tsaritsa vs General Alberich trying to rebuild Khaenri’ah or whatever tf the Alberich clan is up to). Pierro wound up needing to leave everything behind in order to found the Fatui and so General Alberich effectively winds up with custody of Kaeya. So Kaeya is raised in the Abyss and is trained as the child savior of Khaenri’ah, then is left in Mondstadt to spy for the Abyss.

Fast forward like 18 years and now Pierro has received word from La Signora from her notes written pre-death that the current Cavalry Captain is some asshole named Kaeya Alberich (huh he looks kinda similar to the boss I wonder why ANYWAYS) and Pierro LOSES HIS SHIT because they went through that whole custody battle and the FUCKING APOCALYPSE only for General Alberich to put their kid in Mondstadt. Or maybe Kaeya ran away? Regardless, Pierro is now going to Mondstadt in order to find his kid and reunite with him + get him to spy for the Fatui. At roughly the same time, General Alberich is like ‘huh I haven’t heard from my son in a while maybe I should go check up on him’ and goes to Mondstadt to get Kaeya to keep spying for the Abyss. Meanwhile poor Kaeya is just living a relatively peaceful life in Mondstat and he just wants to keep doing what he’s doing and suddenly BOTH OF HIS DADS ARE POPPING INTO MONDSTADT AND ARE ASKING HIM TO START SPYING FOR THEM.  

[saharaadesertt]

Genshin University Headcanons

included: albedo, childe, hu tao, kazuha, xiao, yoimiya tags: modern au, university au, headcanon

note: as a senior in uni now spending the summer doing research sometimes i wish i was a business major HHAHAHA i am also slightly drunk right now so i hope i don't make grammar errors :///

Albedo

chemistry major with an emphasis in organic chemistry, philosophy minor

studies EXTRA hard, makes straight A's consistently

president of the chemistry club

probably tutors as well

likes to post on his studying based instagram

because of his studies lives on coffee, more specifically cold brew with a splash of cream or just plain black

you can find him in the uni library, his hair caught up in a ponytail, looking through formulas and equations for the upcoming exam

basically lives in the library

tends to be more introverted and reserved, but occasionally has study buddies

dresses very preppy, always dons a pair of round silver wire frames with a long coat

barely sleeps bc his coffee addiction

Childe

marketing major, polisci minor

the type of person who never shuts up in class

the leader of debates, always answers questions

fulfills any participation point requirement in a matter of days

exteremely extroverted, has a friend group he always is with

plays sports (probably something with water like swimming or water polo)

not the most studious person but gets his work done and gets decent grades

Bs and Cs get degrees!

his dorm room is a mess.

also probably dresses like a frat boy.

he probably is a frat boy.

Hu Tao

biology major with a concentration of mortuary science, chem minor

probably a ta in bio or chem, probably with aldedo

also tutors with him

for someone who in in STEM, she dresses really well

loves to wear plaid and dark browns and reds

it's giving dark academia

probably popular on instagram for her outfit inspos and day in the lifes

the type to do well in classes sometimes and struggle in others

but always tries her hardest, especially when it's a class she isn't the best at but truly enjoys

probably scares her bestie Zhongli when he comes over because she's talking to spirits at night but he can't see them

so he thinks she looks crazy

it's ok she learned it in class :)

Kazuha

creative writing major, english minor

aspires to teach in poetry

incorporates his past experiences and friends into his works, gaining a solid reputation among the poetry community

has won a few awards for his haikus

only cares about his major classes, GE's can cease to exist

he did discover a love for music through his fine arts GE though

he began to play guitar because of it

he occasionally thinks of songwriting as it is in a way another form of poetry

drinks milk tea to concentrate on his studies which he does in private

he spends most of his time alone as its where he can focus the most

Xiao

psychology major, sociology minor

now hear me out

xiao is interested in human behaviors and customs

what better time to educate yourself in university?

probably on a sports team, i can see volleyball despite his shortness

very introverted but also attracts many people due to his mysterious energy

dresses very grunge

probably wears eyeliner here and there

doesn't care much for class

shows up late or prays there's a recording instead so he can sleep and procrastinate

but does enjoy learning from time to time

people are interesting, he'll think

and their food can be ok too... sometimes

Yoimiya

marketing major, communications minor

because she loves to talk to people and expand her firework business

has a tiktok for her business

will appear on shark tank and WILL get a deal

she's a smooth talker like that

super popular,everyone loves her positive and bubbly personality in a place where many people are stressed and always on edge

often shows up late to class but everyone forgives her because she makes the class lively

is in cheer and tumbles

volunteers often to serve the people around the university

especially enjoys visiting the nearby elementary school to read books to them

she loves children and considers taking up a teaching career to spread her happiness to future generations :))

thank you for reading! feel free to comment suggestions!

[astrobolical]

What a combination of achievements to get. I love the name of the second one.

[liliallowed]

guys I found blue crimson

[hokaigen]

— Ты все ещё используешь этот клинок... — Привычной надменности в голосе предвестницы словно никогда и не было, её сменили удивление и разочарованность.

— А ты все ещё выращиваешь эти цветы. — Мужчина даже не посмотрел на собеседницу, лишь едва заметно улыбнулся уголками губ, не отрывая взгляда от ковра из ликориса.

Воцарилось молчание. Оно не было тяжёлым или гнетущим, а было похоже на звенящую пустоту, пронизываемую тёплыми нитями ветра.

Сколько лет прошло с их последнего разгов��ра? Как давно им не приходилось оставлять следы на одной земле? Слишком долго, чтобы имелась хотя бы мизирная возможность измерить.

— Тебе и правда нравится тратить на это время? — Он повернулся к женщине, как поворачивается литой монумент - целостно и бесшумно. Теперь его глаза зафиксировали в поле зрения обрамленное блондинистыми локонами лицо с маской, прикрывающей правую его часть.

— Мне нравится выполнять обещания, Инсин. — С этой фразой она протянула мечнику один из цветков, но когда тот попытался его коснуться, ликорис вспыхнул алым пламенем. — Наступит день, когда ты сгоришь так же, как и эта Паучья Лилия. А до тех пор...

— Этот день может не наступить, Розалина. — Впервые за весь диалог его голос дрогнул, а слова эхом ударили в виски.

— Когда надежда угасает - в бой вступает безумие. Не смей проиграть.

[ghostofpa]

i wish that i could pet traveler, he needs some love

[venbubbless]

best spiderman there has to be as a MC, ma boy aether ;)

[tea-cat-arts]

LETS GO- Kevin reference!!!

[godisasimp]

Small spoilers regarding chap35

I hate how mihoyo makes the captain/player involved in the main story :

All of the sudden

For no reason

In the middle of an arc

To beat the """"""main villain""""""

[satosugumyfuckingbeloveds]

I need some help with the stimulated universe. World 7 boss fight.

So like, the ebon deer I can best till its third phase but I die at the end. So what should I do? Which path should I take? (I used the hunt path)

My team: Himeko, Herta, Seele, Natasha

[inkyquince]

SOMEONE FINALLY UNDERSTANDS MY PROBLEMS WITH GENSHIN!! oh my god I liked paimon at the Start but then she became overbearing and the lack of actual options in conversations was so annoying that I hate her now. For example, the very first character quest you for Kaeya, the traveler has the option to be "well time to report to Kaeya" OR "go immediately to the treasure" but if you chose the option to go report to Kaeya first, paimon straight up goes "THERES NO NEED!!" and you're FORCED TO GO WITH IT?? It's a tame example but it's honestly a perfect example of my issues. There's no reason for several options honestly. They don't affect character relationships despise there being a companionship mechanic. Even persona 5 had a right/wrong choice that could either speed or slow down your relationship with others. Also paimon is so annoyingly childish and honestly useless? I don't recall a single time she actually helped. Almost all the time, she's just as confused as, if not more confused, than the Traveller. Honestly Genshin would be considerably better if the Traveller was a one-person team, Paimon is just loud, obnoxious, and if I was the Traveller I would've thrown her out before I reached liyue

THANK YOU!!

Like... I fucking love dialogue trees.

From Pathologic, where the dialogue tree has you on edge, it's scary, because you could lock yourself out of the conversation if you pick wrong, and it fits the game so well? Mass effect, being paragon or renegade, forming your reputation and flirting with aliens, and it fits the game. Dragon age, especially origin and 2, where you could LITERALLY CHOOSE IMPORTANT SHIT in dialogue, and choose what kinda Hawke you wanted to be, yknow purple hawke for life, and it fits the game. FALLOUT NEW VEGAS??? Legitimately lets you peacefully resolve a huge threat IF you have high speech and pick the correct options, you have to THINK and, you know it, it fits the game.

It's amazing how something as simple as dialogue trees show a substantial part of any game that has them.

Even Dishonored, which mainly has them pop up to tell the loyalists you don't want to go to bed yet and to either let certain NPC's go, set up an alternative route visa vi Slackjaw, and knock out/kill. It says a lot about what the game is, if you want high or low chaos, who you form Corvo out to be. And they don't even pop up that much??? And it fits the fucking game.

So, yknow, genshin's dialogue trees also fit the game. You are seemingly given options on how to play, but it's just fluff on your way to the same outcome. The choice that matters most in the game is who you pick at the start and that's it. You pick one dialogue option that suggests you can approach a quest in a different way, but no, you're shot down and have to do it the original way. Paimon keeps commenting. It's the facade of an interesting choice. Nothing you do matters and in most games, that's fine. You cannot take branching paths in most games, like call of duty, or GTA, or older assassin's creed, and it doesn't diminish them! They have a story they want told.

But pretending your game is smarter and deeper than it is, is what is fucking stupid. Why have dialogue trees. What's the point of pretending to be an RPG if you're just a fun ensemble of collectible characters with tight combat? You're ruining your game by this pretending of being deeper. All it does is make me smack the space-bar frantically and switch to pressing the mouse button when the "options" pop up. Like it's just insulting.

It's like Deus Ex Human Revolution. They wanted this game to be as varied and fun and immersive as Deus Ex, but it just wasn't. Dialogue and actions meant nothing at all.

No shame in just telling the player to get past the challenge and the enemies and don't die during it and then we insert the next scene of the plot. No shame, as I said, AMAZING games have a simple linear structure that has the player having a stellar game riding along with their story.

But why the fuck would you pretend otherwise.

Also... I would have slam dunked Paimon into the stove the moment she started insulting Venti. Like?? We don't know this man, who raised your rude ass.