DIRK: "Sex / romance / empathy is what makes us human," they say. Awful. Pathetic. What makes us human is the urge to set things on fire.
JANE: You're actually correct! Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size. :B
ROXY: burnin the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. grug thinking abt color symbolism in silence of the lambs
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cuddling headcanons with Kiibo maybe? thank you in advance :3
cuddling headcannons w/ kiibo
cw: none
a/n: kiibo’s so innocent to people, but the fact that he’s a robot makes me think that across learning about how to be human, he’s come up to some pretty questionable stuff …
➼ i’ll be honest here, he’s not comfortable to cuddle with with only his robot metal on.
➼ but he changes that, in any way possible.
➼ he’ll put on something warm and fuzzy, turn on a heating function to heat you up ( during the cold months ), and ta - da! comfortable.
➼ he loves your presence. he loves hugging you, just the thought of being loved makes him feel like he’s not useless, and that he’s actually worth something.
➼ loves any kind of position, but if i had to headcannon a favorite for him, it’d probably be the sweetheart / rom - com or face - to - face.
➼ he loves you. he loves how you look, how you snuggle into him; but because he doesn’t wanna creep you out he doesn’t mention it.
➼ he does say how lovely you look, or how he loves being around you.
➼ he kind of just … stares at your face when cuddling.
➼ if you’re uncomfortable with that, then he’ll just apologize stare into space … sneaking multiple glances in a span of one minute to look at your ( angelic ) face.
➼ can’t be helped with him!
“ are you comfortable …? ” kiibo asked, moving the blanket to cover more of you. he didn’t really need it after all.
you smiled with your eyes shut, fluttering them open to plant a kiss on his forehead. the warming metal enveloped your lips, the feeling tingling through your limbs.
“ perfectly fine. ” you muttered against his face. kiibo mimicked your now closing eyes, bringing you closer to him as your body heated up.
these are the moments he wouldn’t give away for the world.
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for So long, WE havE sailEd through thiS gamE, portlEss and aimlESS. lEt mE bE thE laSt onE to Say to my fElloW crEWmatES, WE havE rEachEd our dEstination! WE bravEd thE SEaS of StrifE, harnESSEd thE Winds of friENdShip, and WE havE EarnEd our rEWard! i may not bE your captain, but i muSt Say WE make a mighty finE crEW. So lEt us cock our boat! loWEr our SailS, and cElEbratE thiS victory WE all havE Won ourSElvES!
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Cooldown sketches of my newest OC, Bo. She’s a serial killer
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aight so im doing the sim settlements 2 gunner plaza quest and i asked the brotherhood for help
someone please explain why they sent me a giant squire???? he's almost the same size as the knight in power armor LOL
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Favorite thing in fanon is not changes to the narrative or plot but fucking fixes to the physical layout of the setting.
Like fans saw your interior decorating and set design and thought that was way more important to fix than any fucked up part of the narrative. I’d be honored and embarrassed.
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Just a few snippets of Yamamura being a babygirl in NG+.
(boing)
(sneaky sneak cha cha cha)
(adjust specs)
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