#monty python joke

[strangegutz]

[ramblings-from-the-ether]

*barges in once again* Aight, remember Feng Shui?

Basically, one of Howie's Worker Bees goes missing into a portal to the Netherworld, and Howie himself has to go & find him, encountering various factions & individuals along the way.

The EE world is a sort of anomalous "fifth juncture", barely connected to the rest of time & boasting it's own kind of magic. This is kept up by the Painted Shield, a multinational order of magic knights who use Magitek to keep everything else out (also because using pure EE magic anywhere besides it's world of origin produces results that are volatile at best).

Howie will not stop until he can locate Benjamin & bring him home. It does not matter if he has to fight through sorcerers from the mists of Chinese history, demonic cyborgs from a dystopian future, or cyborg gorillas. He will find his Bee.

1) Sounds like a heck of a Jackie Chan-esque Kung Fu movie.

Secondly, the Painted Shield does fit naming conventions (in Taiga at least). We can imagine them being modeled after medieval knights from Monty Python and the Holy Grail specifically.

Next. In the context of making a plot, we can imagine a conflict in the organisation on whether they should send a team to rescue Howie before he alerts the other junctures to the EE world's presence.

{The ghost in charge of finding new paragraph starters has been found to be lacking, and has been sacked} We can imagine Howie not unable to fight his way through practically the rest of time with limited information. Who needs dynamite when you have the personification of the fury of the working class?

{The ghost in charge of replacing the previous ghost is nowhere to be found and has therefore been sacked} Another idea for the plot is that the protagonist is part of the Painted Shields who's plot-based struggles revolve mainly running across the tightrope that is the Painted Shield's many, many concerns regarding exposure risk and what to do with any extra-dimentional intruders. And also finding Howie via the trail of destruction left behind.

{Due to a lack of suitable replacements, the ghost in charge of sacking the ghost who sacked the original ghostwriter has been sacked} Howie could even be a mid plot 'antagonist' whose joining of the protagonist's side via explaining each other's positions paves the way for a greater plot point of fighting whatever kungfu sect leader has kidnapped Benjamin the Worker Bee.

And finally, I can imagine the Painted Shields organisation being in competition with other magical authorities such as the Fleecities and similar institutions in the other EE countries. There will also be the question of if the Painted Shields brings in Howie's other worker bees since they should know their boss.

But if we are to discuss all this in context of making a movie, then we must consider the below:

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[cringywhitedragon]

”Or that one movie that also popularized the legend of King Arthur long before 2004.” (Oh goodness, I wonder how Altria would react to that XD)

Reshi: *Holds up a Rusty Sword and coconut shells.* I’m Arthur, king of the Galarians because some space dragon tart threw a sword at a wolf.

*Gets slapped by Excalibur.*

[cat-cosplay]

I'm not above elementary school humor in attempting to make you smile.

[baltharino]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

[burningfeathersx]

I've got a walk that would fit with the Ministry.

[.ooc.]

GUYS I HAVE TWO SECONDS TO MYSELF AT WORK FINALLY

this morning i was in the office and we have these desks that have like wood panels that support them up against a wall and sometimes they get loose and crooked

I WENT TO FIX IT BY NUDGING IT WITH MY FOOT AND THE FUCKING PANEL CAME LOOSE AND ABOSOLUTELY DISENTIGRATED MY FOOT

lmfao

so now i've got this fat ass deep purple toe (that i dont THINK is broken) on the same leg i'm STILL HAVING A SCIATIC NERVE ATTACK ON

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

dudes

i am a pain magnet

much chronic

[cybershock24601]

Decided to make my Creepy Crypt Baby Ingellvar a spirit of Liberty solely so I can have her and Solas play out the "help! help! I'm being repressed!" scene from Monty Python.

Solas: What makes you qualified to lead?

Rook: I'm not the leader. No one is.

Solas: What.

Rook: We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

Solas: Yes.

Rook: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.

Solas: Yes, I see.

Rook: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,-

Solas: Be quiet!

Rook: -but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more-

Solas: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

Rook: Order!? Who do you think you are?

Solas: I am the Dread Wolf!

Rook: Well, I didn't vote for you.

and then things devolve from there until we get to the point of Rook going "Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!" because I just feel Spirit of Liberty Rook poking holes in Solas' pride and image he has built for himself as a great liberator by being a very dedicated anarchist would be pretty funny.

[retrorey]

Now I get why Aemond kicked out Alicent from the small council. Strange women lying in ponds is no basis for a system of government.

[relaxedstyles]

[thatsbelievable]

[volvosandvampires]

Importantly, they both have “vicious streaks a mile wide.”

[lavenderprose]

We are about to engage in the MOST EXQUISITE nostalgia my friends. Only the real ones remember my Gravitation phase. You know who you are.

[hugoballsack]

they should let me write for fallout season 2. here are my ideas

hank arrives in new vegas and is immediately jumped by a local gang. specifically the kings. i just want to know what it would look like for kyle maclachlan to have the shit beat out of him by a dozen elvis impersonators

dj carl is revealed to be the current president of the enclave. and also sergeant arch dornan's son. and a ghoul fucker.

we continue the trend of cooper howard pre-war scenes. keith mckinney from fallout 4 far harbor makes an appearance. he is played by billy eichner. i will accept no other casting decision.

we learn the reason cooper howard kept talking to his dog is because he can actually communicate with dogs. this is mentioned only in passing and never elaborated on.

a flashback scene to hank still being in moldaver's captivity. i just want to see the moment he realizes she fucked his wife

i don't know which ending of new vegas should be canon, but i do think the canon ending of the lonesome road dlc should be that ulysses lives. i just feel like he would hate all the protagonists and i love that for him

return of fev super mutants. specifically the one that sells tumbleweeds

tom waits as a ghoul hobo. it's a natural choice. he keeps showing up and demanding lucy answer his riddles

brotherhood squires are given coconuts so the knights can pretend they are riding horses. squires who do not clip-clop for their knights are executed.

norm escapes vault 31 by making a finger gun at bud and threatening him. he convinces bud it is a real gun. the whole standoff takes about 10 minutes

thaddeus is welcomed into the vault 4 community. he and overseer benjamin fall in love. they have a beautiful wedding

we are graced with an appearance by fallout 4 fan favorite companion john hancock. he has an hour-long knife fight with walton ghoulggins that ends in a draw. it is then that they kiss-

[timkontheunsure]

There are some who call me Tim 😈

😆 SO got around to asking my handle on here.

And they're been making Monty Python jokes since then. (We're not quite at send help level but getting there lol).

Rhi's also not quite death by big pointy teeth, it all sounds way too much effort for her.

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