#mortal kombat rap

[throwedgenji]

LIVE FREESTYLE RAPPING OVER YOUR BEATS & WORDS ON https://www.twitch.tv/throwedgenji

[cultlifecollective-blog]

ROUND 1…

[qutibahalfarouqitheclonetrooper]

Mortal Kombat: The Musical!

I'm Savage Beast/Mileena Theme (Mileena! Song/Rap/Musical/Music)

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[loversinathunderstorm]

Round 1, Fight!

[thevaudevilledemon]

Cartoon Rap Battles: Sub-Zero vs Mr. Freeze

Aye, still getting putting these out. I dunno, I just thought of some good lines for this and then wrote it. I also put a few obscure references so... I dunno.

Mr. Freeze:

I will leave you colder than your name And my heart of ice You need to plan carefully You can’t pull the same move twice

I got my Freeze Ray But I’m not Dr. Horrible Your complicated backstory Has proved not but ignorable

You weren’t even one Of the original kombatants Your brother was ripping out spines Then became a Noob, what happened?

I’ll send a chill over your body As I do all over Gotham If you want ice cold rhymes You know I’ve got them

This will be a better battle Than when our universes first crossed I’ll give you a colder shoulder Than you gave your gender-swap, Frost

I hope you have extra quarters Because Batman’s not here to force a friendship Anything you throw at me shall only make me stronger So make like your opponents and slip

Sub-Zero:

I do not have the time For this silly childishness I am a Lin-Kuei warrior So I shall quickly Finish This

You depend on that suit to survive If it breaks it leaves you gasping on the floor All these robotic enhancements And you will still get beaten, like Sektor

I am the reason that games Come with a content warning You were introduced when Comics left their readers snoring

You got kicked into chemicals Like I kick people into spikey pits So test your might against me I’ll unleash an unstoppable string of hits

You went from Shere Khan to Conan When Schumacher got hold of the bat hero And this time, I shall leave you Like your original name, just Plain Zero

You’re a comical antagonist Just a pulp abnormality I’ll wash my hands of your blood Leave you as another fatality

Mr. Freeze:

I don’t think I made myself clear You weren’t in Mortal Kombat one Everyone who knows the lore Will know that was actually Bi-Han

I’m disappointed Sub-Zero I expected something sharper than Kendo But you’re verses had less bloodlust Than those ports on Super Nintendo

Your verses would move me to tears If I still had tears to shed I’ll leave you like Sindel leaves a body With a ringing voice inside your head

My name is Victor Fries I’ll be taking home the Victory You destroyed your popularity When you came out with Mythologies

You struggle with your rhymes like kids Trying to get your special moves to work I was portrayed by some of the greats While you’re nobody’s business but John Turk’s

Sub-Zero:

You could never stand up to me I will pull a Sheeva and rip your skin off And if you actually cared about lore You would not mention that Mythologies spin-off

I can kick your ass anywhere From the Netherrealm to the Desert Sands Your wife liked to dance under the snow You just ripped off Edward Scissorhands

You got knocked flat on your ass By a thermos of Chicken soup And you are overshadowed by a Clown And a cat lady in your villain group

Ice puns and sad backstories Do not easily make me weary Stepping up to me Was an instant hara-kiri

[chazraps]

For #TBT and the 30th anniversary of #MortalMonday here's @MegaRan and I discussing the making of "Rise," his theme for @MortalKombat 11! (2019)

[cyberbasementcollection]

So what if Megatron/Galvatron or Shao Kahn sing the hawkmoth rap?

Just askin'

[garzasheart]

general valeria garza headcanons

summary: just valeria being her silly self + some relationship headcanons

author notes: nothing to say, i just love this woman

━ valeria is definitely the type to watch telenovelas and pick sides when characters have conflict

━ walks around the house in a wife beater and boxers

━ always needs the air conditioner on and gets all bitchy if it isn't freezing cold

━ somehow wins every argument she starts even if she is in the wrong

━ unless it's an argument with you than she will let you win

━ listens to 90's spanish music and maybe even some 2000's american rap & rnb

━ if your first language is english than she will ask you what the lyrics mean in the american songs

━ loves tupac just because he can get real violent

━ says the most unhinged shit at random moments because in her mind it's normal. "amor, should we be buried together when we die?"

━ a total cat mom. on her list of people she will kill for is you and y'all cats

━ if you have her meet your mom, she becomes a total mommy's girl (because she misses her own mother) and always be like "how was my mom?" whenever you go to visit your mom alone

━ always has a grumpy lil frown on her face, but smiles when she sees you

━ if you introduce her to games her favorite is mortal kombat because it's violent & she always wins against you

━ chronic eye roller™

━ low-key sassy and doesn't give no fucks

━ super sarcastic especially when annoyed

━ figured out she was lesbian in her early twenties and was like "oh, that figures"

━ HATES bugs. will act like she's all tough if others are around and a bug is nearby, but by herself she moves as far away as possible

━ can actually cook pretty well

━ loves spicy food AND sugary food. she's just versatile like that

━ probably got addicted to coffee once when she was younger, but broke that addiction once she hit her 30th birthday because she refuse to let a little drink control her mood

━ has trust issues, attachment issues, abandonment issues, and commitment issues

━ a stomach sleeper 100%

━ doesn't care for holidays, but will go all out if you like them

━ a lil menace who sometimes acts like a bad ass little kid

━ "gimme a kiss" whenever you ask her to do anything

━ gets annoyed when you don't reply to her text messages right away. you take an hour to reply? alright see you tomorrow girlie because that's when she's going to text back

━ p e t t y

━ a little toxic but it's fine because she loves hard

━ once she found out how to do 0.5 photos just know that's how all the photos she takes of you are taken now

━ laughs loud asf when people fall. might even point too

━ loves freezepops in the summer and winter, no difference to her

━ loves to play fight and wrestle

━ if you two get a dog, she will always rile it up and than complain about it

━ dances a little when she's tipsy

[cowboychrome]

I never want to hear/see the (useless) term "queen of rap" in relation to nicki Minaj ever again, because wtf was THAT?! Lmbao. That wet fart of a diss doesn't even deserve a response but I want Meg to come back and finish her on some Mortal Kombat shit.

[cultlifecollective-blog]

KITANA

[nostalgiacauseitstrendy]

Mortal Kombat Music HC's

in this coconut head of mine here are some music headcannons i have:

-Johnny Cage is easily a swiftie and attends the eras tour with Cassie and makes bracelets

-he also was hugely into the Spice Girls (younger Johnny), that man knows spice up your life by heart

-Sonya is into more 70's classic rock. Catch her listening to Clapton.

-Kabal listens to punk music, but also hardcore rap. One minute The Casualties, next Mobb Deep

-Erron also listens to jazz on top of country, I cannot be convinced he doesn't

-Kano likes mainstream metal bands (megadeth, slayer, judas priest) and unironically sea shanties

- Kitana likes more indie leaning music (beabadoobee, Sir Chloe, men i trust) but doesn't talk about it. Only shares this with Liu Kang, who does not know a lick of mainstream music.

-Fujin likes indie as well, but more on the side of Porter Robinson.

-I feel like somehow if you exposed Liu Kang to every genre, he'd take a liking to Europop. Also would like Post Malone.

-Mileena listens to bimbocore music. Y2K music is a must. Ayesha Erotica remixes all day for her.

-Nitara likes specifically female-lead rock bands: Runaways, Kittie, Babes in Toyland

-Jacqui Briggs is a phoebe bridgers and sza stan.

-Kung Lao really likes mac miller, and I cannot explain why I believe this.

-Raiden listens to podcasts rather than music

this was a just dumb lil thought in my head

[smoshidiot]

hey guys: i ranked every smosh video

yes, every. single. smosh video. (every main channel sketch from 2005-2017 + 2023)

here it is under the cut if for some damn reason you're curious

♡ ABSOLUTE FAVES ♡ Paranormal Easy Bake Oven Sleepwalking Disaster Mortal Kombat Theme Food Battle 2006 Food Battle 2023 The Legend of Zelda Rap Axe Murderer Battleship Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme Boxman's Girlfriend Pokemon Theme Ian's Birthday Anthony Gets a Haircut Pokemon Theme REVENGE That Damn Neighbor Assassins Creed 3 Song My Dead Friend Boxman 2.0 Boxman Smosh Short 1: Dolls Unitarded A Very Hairy Situation w/Billy Mays Anthony is Mexican Left Handed Magic Keyboard Food Battle 2007 That Damn Yard Sale Four Years Foreplay Pokemon In Real Life Stuck in a Toilet My Mom's AMAZING Video Sex Ed Rocks Going to the Mountains Stop Copying Me! Cursed Magic 8 Ball We Rule High School Dixon Cider Smosh the Movie Real Death Note Firetruck I Broke My Foot 1 Hour Special Ghostmates Food Battle 2008 The Ultimate Shoedown WTF! I'm Old! Food Battle 2010 Dolls: 10 Years Later The Real Party Song Kiss Currency PRETTY DAMN GOOD

Smash Rap Molester Moon Hand Bomb Sleeping Pill Disaster My Grandpa's Dirty Secret Food Battle 2011 Quest for the Scooter Smosh Found Dead Garrett's Blog How Not to Act on a First Date Longest Staring Contest Ever Extreme Sleepover Hardcore Max Real Voodoo Doll He's Driving Me Crazy First Person Shooters Suck Drink Your Own Piss Parents SuckWe're Stuck Together We Finally Released Our Banned Video Boxman for President Cat Soup I Caught Every Pokemon Ian is Dangerous Ian's First Girlfriend Ian Gets Lucky Manspider Happy Cow Food Battle 2012 Pizza Zombies Food Battle 2013 Evil Fortune Cookie Hardcore Max 2 Food Battle 2014 License Test Toy Airplane Food Battle X Finger Guns Google Glass SUCKS My Mutant Rash The NEW Smosh TV Show That Damn Shower EDITOR! Camp in a Van Sexual Sun Every Smosh Video Ever Addicted to Selfies Hide and Seek My Best Friend is a Robot How Google's Space Ship Failed Business Boy Emoji Curse Human Pokemon Battle Rejected Zelda Games We're Stuck in Fan Fiction

I LIKED THIS ONE

A Hairy Situation w/ Billy Mays Anthony's Death That Damn Prison Break Anthony's Resurrection Evil AI Tried to Kill Me We Summoned a Demon Help I Became an NPC Stranded Transformers Theme How Not to Make a First Impression The Best Car EVER Reunited? The HauntingMale Model Replacement Needed Easy Step April First Evil Chain Letter Power Rangers Theme Life as Ghosts Ep 1-4 Crybaby I'm Not Racist Pokemon In Real Life 2 The BEST Bottled Water Meeting My Identical Twin I Killed the Tooth Fairy Guys' Guide to Hugging Guys My Real Pet Pikachu Homeless Millionaire The Ditto - Movie Trailer Meat In Your Mouth I Love Lou Ferigno Anthony Poses for Playgirl?! Vader and Me Killer Teddy Bear That Damn Punishment Arm Wrestling TO THE DEATH If Superheroes Were Real Worst Twist Endings Ever I'm Naked Pokemon In Real Life 3 How to Cover Up a Murder The World's First Internet Tutorial Motion Games Suck I'm Possessed By a Demon Addicted to Honey Boo Boo Child My New Best Friend is a Robot My Weird Addiction Food Battle 2013 Assassins Creed 4 Song So Many Hickies Guns Suck My Morning Routine Guy's Guide to Being Manly Jurassic Pokemon Magic iPad 21 Things I'd Rather Do Than Smoke Netflix Rap Video Game Items In Real Life My Hot Online Girlfriend Murder Party

[ninjas-and-coffee]

Current Ninjago *wip* Projects List

Ninjago Arena: Ninjago but a Mortal Kombat game animation project

NRB: Ninjago but i wrote a bad rap battle or like 3

Darkleys Graduation: I made darkleys more serious and whatnot

Animatics: Dont be Sad -Tate McRae (Morro) Rockstar - CallmeKarizma(Jay) Thot -Tokyo's revenge(Llorumi critical/joke)

Art Projects that will take me 20+ hours to finish feat: Overjay au, Overlord Possesion type study??, Post-Possesion au(art and writing) Ninjago: WhatIf (art+writing). Other long ass art starts

For all the people who didn't ask why i keep disappearing or why i mention a project you've never heard of. There's a lot. And I'm not even including the 17fic backlog. Ufkbfkabfakb.

Feel free to ask about any of these, I just answer asks slowly because of anxiety around disappointing people or just not having an immediate response. Or if they're compliments i just save them for encouragement.

[um-jammer-rammy]

i have seen people making headcanon lists so i wanted to make one too starting by rammy because like she's one of the most irrelevant characters lore wise (appears twice on um jammer lammy, only real context given on website bios is that she's skillful at the guitar but never can be in a band because she gets fired instantly)

anyways i made some headcanons about her before but those are outdated so have these instead

rammy headcanons

* real name is ramona, rammy is only a nickname unlike lammy's name being genuinely lammy.

* 18 years old

* australian/chilean (speaks english and spanish)

* bipolar

* trans girl and bisexual, as in the opposite of lammy she's more into guys than girls

* orphan

* actually a ram, not a lamb, unlike lammy. you can't really tell since they both cut their horns short, but if you let them grow rammy's horns would be bigger.

* favorite genres are goth rock, darkwave, nu-metal, death metal, and black metal. but also enjoys things like shoegaze when in a less energetic mood.

* anything she wears instantly turns grayscale for unknown reasons

* lowkey thinks she's superior for celebrating christmas in summer, halloween in spring, ect.

* doesn't have many friends, the closest to her is colonel noodle who she met through him accidentally summoning her with an ouija board

* huge twilight fangirl, she drags noodle to watch the movies with her in the hell theaters (poor guy)

* usually screams in a guttural metal tone when frustrated about something

* has a monster high doll collection she thinks is embarrassing to show

* absolutely can't cook. she lives off pepsi, coffee, and quick ramen/mac n cheese meals.

* slowly has developed a crush on colonel noodle and flirts with him to call his attention but his dumbass never catches her indirect signals of affection.

next up, we have parappa because he's the 2nd one i have most headcanons of

parappa headcanons

* japanese/south korean

* 18

* cishet ally (has no idea what what lgbt is but tries to be supportive)

* has adhd

* dating sunny funny since 1999

* best friends with colonel noodle (he's fairly short on money so colonel noodle tends to give him many discounts to the point he at times gets free food)

* considers katy to be like a big sister for him, she usually helps him with his music videos and was the one who pushed him forward to get into a musical hobby.

* relationship with pj is eh. they don't actually like eachother much.

* allergic to chocolate (he's a dog, duh)

* favorite genres are nu metal and rap

* favorite artists are snoop dogg, eminem, beastie boys, linkin park, and limp bizkit

* dresses like the nezquik rabbit, according to katy

* bald, since he was playing with pinto as hairdressers and pinto accidentally fucked up his hair so he had to cut it off so that's the real reason he's embarrassed of taking his hat off (as a human i also headcanon he would be deathly pale to the point he easily gets sunburnt as an alternate reason for always wearing the beanie)

* very hot headed and can come off as mean since he takes no shit from others and will fight for people in trouble on his neighborhood but has a heart of gold

* grew up in tokyo in an era where western things like rap/hip hop/rock were considered taboo but was always against it.

* i scream was initially gonna have more serious and vulgar themes but due to his parents' influence he decided to make it more friendly and try to be a good example for his little sister, pinto, as mentioned before those topics weren't well seen in that era. that's why the name is i scream however he rethemed it to ice cream as a coverup.

* huge fan of videogames, specially violent ones like mortal kombat, but he's only allowed to play them while pinto is not around.

* has one of those do not enter signs on his room's door like the average 90s teenage older brother

* hydrohomie. doesn't love anything more than a good glass of water. this freak's favorite way to drink water is a straw.

* chop chop master onion is like a secondary father or even grandfather to him and his biggest inspiration. he actually got his i gotta believe catchphrase from him just like lammy did.

colonel noodle headcanons

* real name is yoshihito omohiyama

* transmasc and a straight ally

* 18

* japanese/german (from osaka)

* polyglot

* autistic

* his hair is actually straight and he feels ashamed of it. his hair without curling is a little longer than shoulder length

* parappa is his best friend, he's however not that close to the rest of the friend group since they are kinda afraid of him after the war, specially tamanegi sensei and takoyama for the way he treated them.

* has kind of a double identity with his glasses (colonel noodle) his glasses have a more tough and violent persona that is destined to help him with his tougher moments in life which usually backfires, like him accidentally killing his dad during a heated argument. only his colonel noodle persona is aware of this incident.

* dislikes girly things with a passion such as teriyaki yoko's music.

* lives off coffee, noodles, and a compliment from a few years ago

* very close to rammy and is unaware of her crush on him

* hates casual clothes such as hoodies and always wears an apron over his clothes. in his colonel noodle persona he dresses in a rather extravagant way. his wardrobe is mostly black.

* refuses to sleep because it's "a waste of time and for the weak". tends to pass out at work in inconvenient moments.

* was a hikikomori for most of his teenage years as he fell into a deep depression.

* not a fan of videogames since they are a waste of time for him but everytime parappa challenges him in the arcade he wins