#mpreg???

[chiiswizz]

I think they would be this kind of parents...

[lilac-hecox]

Why does Ian love pretending to be pregnant so much adfhjkw

Between the new Smosh Pit Theater and the How To Beat A Ticket episode of Let's Do This (there's definitely other examples those are just the only ones I can name off the top of my head) it's definitely sus 🤨

Anon, lets couple this with the running joke that Ian has a kink for breastfeeding and it gets even more interesting.

[yoshi-piyo]

Today, I've had to explain to my friend why her drawing (which depicted Sonic the Hedhegog with a very prominent belly) is inaccurate and messed up.

First of all, Sonic is like a teenager (I think), and as far as I'm concerned, male hedgehogs can't get pregnant. And most importantly, even if they HAD...uhh...seggs, interspecies intercourse doesn't produce offsprings????

[hauntingblue]

Agdkagdkahdkahdkssh

PLEASE check the reel for the REAL experience

[stabbshroom]

Me: takes a little nap

Me: HAS THE WEIRDEST DREAM OF MY LIFE

Me: CONTEMPLATES EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED.

Me: Was he... pregnant?

[brucespringsteencomments]

[nerdpoe]

Constantine makes a deal with the Spirit of Kronos.

In return for all contracts he has made regarding his soul being voided, and for Kronos himself to be John's Patron, he has to take a ghost core into himself and nurture it until it's independent.

Easy.

Infinite Realms beings are fiercely independent, and he estimates that one year of hosting and three months of looking after is nothing compared to the headache that he was going to have to go through to get those contracts voided.

The Spirit of Kronos assures him that this task will be on par, and that the payment for doing this is actually equal. He'll have to be sober, not a single drop of liquor or booze, not a single cigarette, for the entire duration.

Which. Okay, yeah, that sounds a little difficult.

So John accepts, expecting this to be kinda hard. But it's not.

The Core he houses is barely noticeable. Barely there. It takes a lot of magic, and eats a lot of ecto, and he's starting to realize that this core may have been severely damaged. This may be more than a year of hosting.

Then it starts to effect him.

He gets cravings, he's a little more emotional due to Realms Spirits being based on emotions, he sleeps more because of the little core leeching off of his magic reserves.

Other heroes start to notice.

He starts getting left out of missions, JLD and JL both checking in on him periodically. They don't know, but they know something is up.

Then he feels it one and a half years after accepting the deal; the tiny core is finally ready to come into the world. Soon, so soon, he'll be able to drink and smoke again, worry free.

The tiny ghost materializes in front of him - and John lunges forward to catch it before it falls to the floor.

Because that's not a ghost.

That's a human baby.

A green sticky note pops onto the kids forehead, and John realizes he may have just been bamboozled.

'His name is Daniel, and the deal stands until he is legally able to be independent per American Law. I look forward to our partnership.

CW'

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Tumblr added a new setting called “mpreg” and you could choose to toggle it on/off. Not sure what that implies but I don't remember turning it off.

[purplesound]

being a little cringe about french gays <3 (also I want them to have a biological child don't judge me😭)

also parents with the egg

I'll definitely draw their kid I already have some concept art for her it's just the matter of mood and time😭

[valrvn]

enough talk of boy pussy. I am here to discuss man cunt

[huggernaut90]

When you try to be the bigger person

[61xth]

[amalepregnancyworld]

[wolfythewitch]

HOW MUCH CAKE DOES JESUS HAVE.

Idk 8 slices? What do you want from me

[fatpupz]

I'm gonna burst any second