Gay vampire movies from 1987 are just better
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who was going to tell me about the aggressively 80’s vampire movie with the weirdest plot and least consistent character development i’ve ever seen?? not to mention it’s starring robert sean leonard. i wasn’t expecting to see neil perry making a pigs blood protein smoothie while receiving vampire advice from his silly little mentor with a silly little vampire cane in the back room of a grocery store ?? i’m obsessed with this movie
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yes okay i'm letting the tale seduce me or whatever but when is someone going to seduce HIM
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older jeremy capello???maybe vampire wilson???idk...
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shoutout to whoever learned that rsl looked so fine in green sweaters and kept making him wear them
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Wait, what's this? It's Daniel Molloy with the script that revealed Armand directed the whole thing!!!
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Dear Bonnie, I’m a coward. I should be saying this to your face, not writing this letter, but I know if I do you’ll talk me out of running away from all my problems. You’re gonna make me face a future without Elena and you’re gonna help make me the best man I could possibly be, the same way she did. And I’m absolutely terrified of failing you both. So, I’m leaving. Because I’d rather let you down once, than let you down for the rest of your life. And I hope it’s the happiest life. Because you, Bonnie Bennett, are an amazing woman, a mediocre crossword puzzle player and my best friend.
With great love and respect, Damon.
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people saying s3 everyone on iwtv universe twitter will be like wow this rockstar really took that book seriously but what about when they see two time pulitzer prize winning investigative journalist daniel molloy publish this book insisting vampires are real suddenly stop doing any interviews on day time talkshows and start wearing fuckass little sunglasses everywhere. it didn't sell 5 million copies because it's good it sold 5 million copies because everyone has GOT to know what the fuck is up with this guy
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