#my bf is so weird

[chronic-pessimist0b]

would you be mad if i sharted right now?

depends on where, I think. context is important.

[novakiart]

spinneret fun! 🕷️ written by me & nevi

the rest under cut:

[spiderversegf]

born to hug, forced to work

[matoitech]

the truth it revealed was a lie instead

[thezangoosler]

for some reason i had a dream about being in a relationship with house m.d. last night. and nothing happened except for we (somehow) sat facing each other in a car and the car lurched and i ended up with my head on his chest and he kept me there and played with my hair and. hm. i'm not sure of the meaning of this dream. but after some deliberation, maybe i do want this old man

[tartagliatum]

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[dumb-doll-lips]

To like not be trying to shove all my little thoughts in a reply bc I feel like someone may find them amusing but Ohmygosh the thoughts got rambly.

And lol, yeah, it does feel silly. I was getting all ready to be like yeah even first relationship and the fun that goes with it was w a girl. But started rembering that maybe I liked that her guy best friend was a her a roommate a bit too much. He didn’t like me much, prolly some jealous (he seemed way into her) but prolly was annoying how I loved getting her to make a lot of noise. While I just like that, def also enjoyed knowing he heard and def was hoping he’d use us as porn. Other times with her I’d be imagining like if some man (or sometimes men) were watching. Maybe peeking in from the windows that I feel like we’re never totally closed or just like in the room.

Also like wanted to add that first time I sucked someone’s cock and got facefucked, I was still saying I was a lesbian.

[spearxwind]

Honestly i Get It now i do get why people build things constantly

[bericas]

let's be more than... this.

[g3othermal3scapism]

one thing i didnt expect this month was a legally blonde musical hyperfixation but here i am. considering writing a legally blonde fic. in 2023.

[simgerale]

miyah (mee-uh)

(n.) a princess from another world that somehow convinced her father to let her visit earth on summer holiday (but isn’t sure how she’s going to break the news that she enrolled in human university for the fall) 

inspired by @lamatisse’s new skins 🌸

[zmeowing]

🤠

[bonelessratss]

[seokmatthewz]

TAESEON ✧ SUGAR RUSH RIDE ✧ FANTASY BOYS EP.7

[dallonwrites]

my autistic ass when i would try to explain to my non-autistic writer friends how my ocs don’t just feel like characters/plot devices/narrative tools, they feel like fully fledged people that just live inside my brain who i just have access to for some reason and the stories i write are merely a snapshot into their fully fledged personhood/lives. and that that these feelings don’t mean i’m unaware of my role/agency/responsibility as the writer who has the final say in these characters and how they are written it just means that my writing process feels very intuitive and i can only describe it as “listening” and “getting to know” these people that just live inside my brain in a way that i don’t feel like i can completely elaborate on. and because of this i would actually consider these characters “real” in their own way because the impact and influence they have had on me as a person beyond just my writing is so real and not having them would feel like i’m missing a part of myself 

[cherry-shipping]

thisis. embarrassing It was embarrassing 2 make and its been sittin in my drafts for like a week. but anyway Hi 👋