My mom: “oh I can’t wait till you grow up and get married and have children”
Me: “Mother you do realize that the only grandkids you’re getting from me are cats.”
My mom: “Oh, you’ll change your mind! You just have to find the right person.”
Me: “Hmmmm… no. I’m going to live in a house filled with books and plants and a minimum of 21 cats.”
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sometimes i think about how all empires fall and the US will be no exception and am honestly fine with it until i think about trying to protect my cats in a life or death situation 💀
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boiling hot take but i literally dont give a fuck that mapleshade let the clan believe her kits were birchfaces. her clanmates can be mad but exiling a queen and her kits is fucking deranged i dont care what lie she told. “she deserved what she got” her kids deserved to die because their mom fibbed??😭 her kids deserved to die because their mom did crimes LATER???😭😭 “um but she chose to cross the river” if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around.
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42 with leafpool pleasee 🙏
no worries you get leafpool since the song works :3
And everyone's looking for relief
The United States versus disbelief
Mothers cast tears on both sides of the aisle
Clear your throat and face the world
The verdict falls like bachelors for bad luck girls
Only breathing with the aid of denial
You’re Crashing, But You’re No Wave - Fall Out Boy
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children's xeno fiction is wild bc it will feature intense politics and wars but it gets labelled as being for kids bc the characters dramatically dying on the field of battle r like cats or owls
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Watch "DON'T DUMP YOUR CAT!😾 #shorts" on YouTube
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