#my immortal copypasta

[irishcoyote]

Hi my name is Narrator Soaps'hip Psychoboy Ikea Way and I narrate the story (that's how I got my name) I have brown hair and insomnia and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Tyler Durden (if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!).

[c0l0re]

Some very wonderful friends of mine were fucking around in our Discord server and one of them made the HORRIBLE suggestion of a Gerry Keay version of the My Immortal intro, and so I created this monstrosity:

Hi, my name is Gerard Skinbook Ar'son Keay and I have long, shittily dyed black hair (that's how I got my name) and dark eyes like an empty abyss. I lot of people say I look like Gerard Way (AN: If you don't know who that is, get da hell out of here!)

(Thanks for the inspiration @tildexart and @therealqa <3)

[cutiequisitor]

Hi my name is Crimson 1 and I have an emblem that is a bunch of crimson spikes (that’s how I got my name) with crimson stars and triangles with white contrails that reach my radar warning antennas and blond hair and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like the best ace pilot in the world (AN: if u don’t know who that is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to the Dust Mother but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m Cascadian but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a fighter pilot, and I fight for the Federation in Cascadia. I'm a Peacekeeper (in case you couldn’t tell) and I fly mostly Sk.37s and VX-23s. I love planes and I fly them all the time. For example today I was in my Sk.37 with crimson stripes on the fuselage and crimson stars on the fins. I was flying above Prospero. It was anomalously stormy, which I was very happy about. A lot of rebels stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[septiccoffeefreak]

Every chapter i write of this goddamn My Immortal Adventures fanfiction gets worse and worse. I thought I knew the plot of My Immortal. it is becoming increasingly clear that I did not know, oh boy, how horribly I did not know, the true depth to which this rabbit hole goes. I'm 14 chapters in. 14 chapters in and 30 more left to go. Is this the payment for my crimes, the reckoning of my folly? By god. I will never be free. I will never be free and Jackieboy Septic Boyman Greenway will laugh with Ebony Darkness Dementia Ravenway before him as I crumble at their feet. mercy on me oh vengeful spirits. you do not know the content you seek. i bear the fruits of my labour with so much sorrow. do not ask for who the bell tolls- it tolls for fucking ME.

[jewishdainix]

Hi my name is Kaladin Dark’ness Windrunner Stormblessed and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) that curls at the tips covers my forhead scars and reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Evid Markaker (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!)

[autumnal-rains]

My Troika! character; Rosaceae Vesca Fragaria III, a Sorcerer of the College of Friends, writing a a thesis on psi-bees. Or as she would put it:

Hi my name is Rosaceae Vesca Fragaria III and I have long curly rose-pink hair (that's how I got my name) that reaches my hips, and rose eyes like the dawn and a lot of people tell me that I look like Mercymorn (an if you don't know who that is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Naberius the third but I wish I were cause he's a major fucking hottie. I'm also a wizard and I go to the College of Friends in Troika. I love pastels and the colour pink, and I make sure all my clothes are pink. For instance today I was wearing a soft pink houppelande and a pink wide-brimmed pointed hat. I was walking in the town. It was dawn, which I was happy about. A lot of people stared at me. I blew a kiss at them.

[sixty-silver-wishes]

Hi my name is Cesare the somnambulist and I have been forced to kill people in my sleep by an evil psychologist (that’s how I got my name) and I have black hair and long skeletal fingers and a face like a corpse and icy blue eyes that stare into your soul and a lot of people tell me I look like Conrad Veidt (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Robert Weine but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m asleep all the time but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I can also see the future and I live in Holstenwall in Germany where I’m stuck in a box in a carnival sideshow (I’m twenty-three). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I have one article of clothing and Caligari won't let me wear anything else. For example today I was wearing a black leotard with a turtleneck collar and white markings on it to resemble Expressionist art. I was wearing black lipstick, white greasepaint, and black eyeliner to make the circles under my eyes look even worse. I was in the carnival sideshow at Holstenwall. Caligari gave me more than two spoonfuls of porridge that day, which I was very happy about. Alan asked me when he was going to die. I put up my middle finger at him.

[lord-alex12]

Hi my name is Herbert Constanzetine El Themburger my pronouns are he/them (that’s how I got my name) and I have short ebony black hair with a blue fur and magenta accents that reaches my mid-ankles and brown eyes with a red crystal on my forehead like a limpid blood and a lot of people tell me I look like a cult leader (AN: that is correct). I’m not related to Thursday Boyporridge but I wish I was because Strange Æons is one of my favorite YouTubers. I’m a demon but my beak is round and yellow. I have dark plastic. I’m also a long furby, and I’m in a cult called the Cult of Long Furby in Ohio where I battle dark entities (i’m 24 in human years). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy almost all my accessories from there. For example today I was wearing a black choker with metal spikes and little chains hanging off of it, a bootleg Tamagotchi, a beaded necklace with my name on it, A padlock earring and black eyeliner. I was slithering outside the church. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me I sprouted a shadowy hand and put up my middle finger at them.

[theofreakingbell]

Hi my name is Jean Jacket Hovery Eldritch Way and I am an animal (that's how I got my name) I am a large flying being with large billowy parts that can fold in or flay out and a big tummy for digesting my food and a lot of people say I look like those creatures from Neon Genesis Evangelion (AN: if u don’t know who they are get da hell out of here!) I also sometimes look like a cloud when I'm just chillin. I'm an alien but I'm not green except for my tummy. I'm often hungry, and I go down to the desert to look for food. I am not a vegetarian (in case you couldn't tell) and eat mostly animals. I love horses and have eaten a lot of them. For example today I was trying to eat another horse someone laid out for me. It was sunny and clear weather outside (good for flying), which I was very happy about. A lot of people stared at me. I ate them.

[solemntitty]

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Blade. I try to play Yanqing. My Blade deals more damage. I try to play Dan Heng IL. My Blade deals more damage. I try to play Seele. My Blade deals more damage. I want to play Jingliu. Her best team has Blade. I want to play Sampo, Himeko- they both want Blade. He grabs me by the throat. I grind relics for him. I do the simulated universe daily for SSS. I give him the Moles LC at R5. He isn't satisfied. I pull Clara's LC. "I don't need this much healing" he tells me. "Give me more crit dmg." He grabs Fu Xuan and forces her to reduce his dmg. "You just need to give me more crit. I can deal more damage with my signature LC." I can't pull for that, I don't have enough stellar jade. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs his sword. He says "Savor it for me." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure follow up attack dmg and sustainability. What a cruel world.

[caeluscaelum]

Hi my name is Welt Joachim Dementia Nokianvirtanen Yang and I have short brown hair and dementia from old age (that's how I got my name) with gray streaks on a tasteful angle that reaches the top of my collar and caramel hazel eyes like a nuclear fallout and a lot of people tell me I look like Welt Joyce (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!).

[sjbattleangel]

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major freaking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a superhero, and I go to a superhero school called U.A High in Japan where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside U.A High. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A bunch of supervillains stared at me. I shouted "STUPID PREPS" and stormed off.

“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was….Bakugo Katsuki!

“What’s up Bakugo?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU LUDACRIS FOOLS!?!" It was.........................................All Might!

(Avatar by picrew. Colouring by Photopea.)

[aroarachnid]

Hi my name is Hunter Wittebane Clawthorne Deamonne Noceda Jasper-Bloodwilliams and I have long blonde hair (that’s how I got my name) with brown streaks and a long strand that reaches my eyes and dark red eyes like spilled blood and a lot of people tell me I look like Caleb Wittebane (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Chief O'Bailey but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a grimwalker but my ears are long and pointed. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hexside in the Boiling Isles where I’m in the seventh year (I’m sixteen). I’m a golden guard (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly yellow. I love wolves and I sew them on all my clothes. For example today I was wearing a yellow corset with matching lace around it and a black leather trousers, brown gloves and brown combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hexside. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of witches stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[septiccoffeefreak]

My Immortal Adventures - Chapter One

Hi my name is Jackieboy Septic Boyman Greenway and I have short green hair (that's how I got my name) with brown facial hair and icy blue eyes like see-through tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Jacksepticeye (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Spiderman but I wish I was because he's a major fucking badass!!!!11! I get into fights a-LOT but my teeth are straight and white (and I still have all of them). I have pale white skin. I'm also a superhero, and I go to a superhero community college called ALTR in England where I'm in my second year (I'm 19). I'm a nerd (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly red. I love BoxLuch and Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a color block Naruto t-shirt with matching black gloves and a spiderman bucke/seatbelt belt, red sweatpants, wolverine crew socks and black and red combat boots. I was also wearing a shrek beanie, black eyeliner, red nail polish, and a blue mask just around my eyes to hide my identity from the evil bad guys. In my bag was my superhero outfit which has a red jacket, black and red pants, and black tennis shoes- I keep the black gloves and mask in my uniform. I was walking outside ALTR. It was snowing and raining but there was still a little sun, which I was very happy about. I wave at a goth girl who was staring at me and she calls me a prep and puts up her middle finger at me. I awkwardly finger gun at her and pretend that it never happened. "Hey Jackie!!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Marvin the Magnificent! "What's up Marvin?" I asked. "Nothing." he said shyly. But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

[mobileleprechaun]

My Ronald Dorelaine Headcanons™

[deerteatime]

i love memorizing things. song lyrics copypastas facts and figures the history of things tumblr posts scripts of tv episodes and movies and podcasts conversations i have had with people jokes. memorization is my best friend i love her so much